Geniale site: Omegle #4

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 10:48 schreef richbitch het volgende:
http://sunbeamsinmasonjar(...)ew-looooook-check-it

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 10:55 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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no way

niveau word daar met de minuut triester btw

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 11:09 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
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Stranger: 24 m australia
You: cool
You: Aussies
You: OI OI OI

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Stranger: Hi
You: it's me again
Stranger: Who are you?
You: why did you press disconnect?
Stranger: Did i?
You: it's me, don't you even remembered my name?
You: that's terrible
Stranger: you know this is the internet don't you
You: the internet
Stranger: we're not in kanzas anymore
You: what's that
You: so what's up?
Stranger: the sky
You: i was just telling john, it's so long since i have seen <insert name>
You: where have you been al these years?
Stranger: I know, I saw "name" only the other day in "shop name" he was telling me all about his "relatives or children"
You: i hate those kids
Stranger: He was telling me that one had died.
You: annoying little brads, wouldn't even say there name
You: good!
Stranger:
Stranger: I shall tell him you said that
You: no
Stranger: Then he will be sad
You: i like "name"
Stranger: but not their kids?
You: no
You: their kids are annoying
Stranger: what about his partner "other name"
Stranger: she can be a bit.. you know..
You: she's ok
You: but i doubt those kids are his
Stranger: I'm not keen
Stranger: he's changed since they met
Stranger: maybe thats why
You: haven't noticed
Stranger: maybe he knows
You: what??????
Stranger: maybe the death wasn't an accident!
You: you think he knows
Stranger: omg, we've disocovered a murder
You: maybe the kid knew to much
You: what should we do next?
Stranger: what should we do!
Stranger: Who you gonna call?
You: if we call the police
You: we have to be in a witness protection program
You: i would hate that
Stranger: so we call them, and tell them that "name" might of murdered "kids name" because "other name" had an affair?
Stranger: How can we avoid it?
You: don't call
You: let's blackmail "name"
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: Hey.. I thought you liked him
You: but he is an murderer
You: or she
You: we don't know who did it
Stranger: Well, if you dont like him then we should call the police
Stranger: Maybe..
You: i like him
Stranger: you did it..
Stranger: and are framing him!
Stranger: OMG!
You: no
Stranger: YOUR A MURDERER
You: i was at a home
You: making soup
Stranger: What flavour!
You: where were you at the time of the murder
You: chicken
Stranger: did you have bread?
Stranger: white or brown
Stranger: toasted
You: yes
Stranger: butter
You: white
Stranger: huh huh!
You: no
You: no
Stranger: you can't proove it
You: what should i do to shut you up?
Stranger: Pics of the soup or it didnt happen
You: http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:dMU5_1nS1SzAxM:http://www.lifeinitaly.com/img/chicken-soup.jpg
Stranger: Ok then..
Stranger: Was it home made or from a can?
You: home made
You: here is the recipe http://www.lifeinitaly.com/food/nonna/chicken-soup.asp
Stranger: Was it tastey?
You: yes
You: i love chickensoup
You: it's an old recipe
You: the secret is: using only the best part of the chicken.
You: ok?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: So..
Stranger: does that mean "name" did kill "childs name" ?
You: or you did it
You: you seem to know an awfull lot about it
Stranger: I mearly put the facts togeathor
You: that's what i would say
You: when i commited murder
You: omg, don't kill me to
Stranger: Ha ha ha
Stranger: and you think it was soup you were eating...
Stranger: harmless soup
You: i made it myself
Stranger: And where did you buy the stuff for it..
You: in the store
Stranger: In the shop.. where "name" told me about his son.. and who else did i see there...
Stranger: you.
Stranger: Muhahaha
You: so, you poisoned all the stuff in the store
You: and now everybody is going to die????
You: oh no!
You: what did you do
Stranger: My plan is a simple one.
Stranger: And soon I shall unleash the raptors..
You: no way?
Stranger: To again take their place as rulers of the world
You: "name" would never approve of this
You: he would stop you
You: he never eats
You: so he couldn't be poisoned
Stranger: "name!" "name!" you think "name!" would be so foolish to not realise my plan, I knew posion would not work on him
Stranger: He already has met with the raptors...
Stranger: I fear that he shall not be in a state to visit the store ever again
You: no way
Stranger: Muhahaha
You: what about his kids?
You: should they grow up without a father?
Stranger: A snack for the raptors
You: i bet they taste great
Stranger: they won't grow up at all.
You: that's a shame
Stranger: Can you hear that?
You: why did you do it????
You: that's a car?
Stranger: the slight noise in the background, a scuffle and a stratch..
Stranger: No.
Stranger: It's a raptor
You: nooooooooooooo
Stranger: about to open your door
You: it's locked
You: haha
Stranger: no matter
You: thank god i locked the door
You: you didn't give him the key?
Stranger: they will find a way in soon enough
Stranger: windows.. very fragile i find..
Stranger: prone to breaking when enough force is applied..
You: i don't have windows in my house
You: i use a mac
Stranger: All the more tastey..
Stranger: unlike poor Steve
Stranger: not been around much has he..
You: Steve?
Stranger: I wonder which raptor got to him first.
You: who is steve
Stranger: Mr jobbs
You: ok
You: it's not very nice of you
You: to let your raptors eat everybody i know
Stranger:
You: why are you smiling?
You: do you like when raptors eat people
You: your some kind of jurrasic park fan
You:
Stranger: There is nothing you or anyone can do now.
Stranger: They are free
Stranger: They are coming.
You: oke
You: i am going to take a shower
You: to wash away my human-smell
Stranger: It may be your last..
You:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 12:50 schreef TubewayDigital het volgende:
net een leuk gesprek gehad met een zweed, ging al gauw over sex, we hebben samen fotopaginas met chicks zitten kijken

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 12:50 schreef TubewayDigital het volgende:
net een leuk gesprek gehad met een zweed, ging al gauw over sex, we hebben samen fotopaginas met chicks zitten kijken

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 13:39 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Het is zo stom als je een heel gesprek Engels zit te lullen, en dan vragen waar de ander woont en dan is ie gewoon Nederlands Ik wil sowieso geen Nederlanders spreken.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 12:24 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
en nu ben ik het zat
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 13:40 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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hjaha ooite raan gedacht om gewoon gelijk te vragen waar ze vandaan komen?

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 13:40 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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hjaha ooite raan gedacht om gewoon gelijk te vragen waar ze vandaan komen?

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 01:04 schreef Pollacks het volgende:

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Regel 1: ga nooit in op Frame-saw.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 13:43 schreef frame-saw het volgende:

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Nee dan wordt het zo'n asl-conversatie. Ik heb ten minste unieke openingszinnen als: 'geloof je in god?', 'heb jij ook zo'n hekel aan u2?' of 'ah, ik heb je eindelijk gevonden'. Daar komen leukere gesprekken uit

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Stranger: Hi i'm Jim Dancy
You: and i'm rick
Stranger: I was wondering if i could talk to you for a few minutes about how sesame street is demonic and ruining our children?
You: sure
You: go ahead
Stranger: ok for starters all of characters represent the seven deadly sins
Stranger: cookie is gluttony
You: ok, cool
You: who is kermit?
Stranger: KERMIT IS A MUPPET!!!
Stranger: NOT ON FUCKING SESAME ST!!
Stranger: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:27 schreef Adolecens het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:22 schreef S.Seagal het volgende:
en weer doet ie het niet.
jammer nu moet ik gaan leren

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:27 schreef Adolecens het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:34 schreef Fir3fly het volgende:

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Ik kom trouwens niet op de site .

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:53 schreef DeeCruise het volgende:

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Down, zoals duidelijk vermeld in de posts hierboven..

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:56 schreef Fir3fly het volgende:

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Ja ik zag het.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:05 schreef Ayca het volgende:
ik wil nog 1 gesprek voor ik aan mijn huiswerk ga...

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