Stranger: Hi
You: it's me again
Stranger: Who are you?
You: why did you press disconnect?
Stranger: Did i?
You: it's me, don't you even remembered my name?
You: that's terrible
Stranger: you know this is the internet don't you
You: the internet
Stranger: we're not in kanzas anymore
You: what's that
You: so what's up?
Stranger: the sky
You: i was just telling john, it's so long since i have seen <insert name>
You: where have you been al these years?
Stranger: I know, I saw "name" only the other day in "shop name" he was telling me all about his "relatives or children"
You: i hate those kids
Stranger: He was telling me that one had died.
You: annoying little brads, wouldn't even say there name
You: good!
Stranger:

Stranger: I shall tell him you said that
You: no
Stranger: Then he will be sad
You: i like "name"
Stranger: but not their kids?
You: no
You: their kids are annoying
Stranger: what about his partner "other name"
Stranger: she can be a bit.. you know..
You: she's ok
You: but i doubt those kids are his
Stranger: I'm not keen
Stranger: he's changed since they met
Stranger: maybe thats why
You: haven't noticed
Stranger: maybe he knows
You: what??????
Stranger: maybe the death wasn't an accident!
You: you think he knows
Stranger: omg, we've disocovered a murder
You: maybe the kid knew to much
You: what should we do next?
Stranger: what should we do!
Stranger: Who you gonna call?
You: if we call the police
You: we have to be in a witness protection program
You: i would hate that
Stranger: so we call them, and tell them that "name" might of murdered "kids name" because "other name" had an affair?
Stranger: How can we avoid it?
You: don't call
You: let's blackmail "name"
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: Hey.. I thought you liked him
You: but he is an murderer
You: or she
You: we don't know who did it
Stranger: Well, if you dont like him then we should call the police
Stranger: Maybe..
You: i like him
Stranger: you did it..
Stranger: and are framing him!
Stranger: OMG!
You: no
Stranger: YOUR A MURDERER
You: i was at a home
You: making soup
Stranger: What flavour!
You: where were you at the time of the murder
You: chicken

Stranger: did you have bread?
Stranger: white or brown
Stranger: toasted
You: yes
Stranger: butter
You: white
Stranger: huh huh!
You: no
You: no
Stranger: you can't proove it
You: what should i do to shut you up?
Stranger: Pics of the soup or it didnt happen
You:
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:dMU5_1nS1SzAxM:http://www.lifeinitaly.com/img/chicken-soup.jpg
Stranger: Ok then..
Stranger: Was it home made or from a can?
You: home made
You: here is the recipe
http://www.lifeinitaly.com/food/nonna/chicken-soup.aspStranger: Was it tastey?
You: yes
You: i love chickensoup
You: it's an old recipe
You: the secret is: using only the best part of the chicken.
You: ok?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: So..
Stranger: does that mean "name" did kill "childs name" ?
You: or you did it
You: you seem to know an awfull lot about it
Stranger: I mearly put the facts togeathor
You: that's what i would say
You: when i commited murder
You: omg, don't kill me to
Stranger: Ha ha ha
Stranger: and you think it was soup you were eating...
Stranger: harmless soup
You: i made it myself
Stranger: And where did you buy the stuff for it..
You: in the store
Stranger: In the shop.. where "name" told me about his son.. and who else did i see there...
Stranger: you.
Stranger: Muhahaha
You: so, you poisoned all the stuff in the store
You: and now everybody is going to die????
You: oh no!
You: what did you do
Stranger: My plan is a simple one.
Stranger: And soon I shall unleash the raptors..
You: no way?
Stranger: To again take their place as rulers of the world
You: "name" would never approve of this
You: he would stop you
You: he never eats
You: so he couldn't be poisoned
Stranger: "name!" "name!" you think "name!" would be so foolish to not realise my plan, I knew posion would not work on him
Stranger: He already has met with the raptors...
Stranger: I fear that he shall not be in a state to visit the store ever again
You: no way
Stranger: Muhahaha
You: what about his kids?
You: should they grow up without a father?
Stranger: A snack for the raptors
You: i bet they taste great
Stranger: they won't grow up at all.
You: that's a shame
Stranger: Can you hear that?
You: why did you do it????
You: that's a car?
Stranger: the slight noise in the background, a scuffle and a stratch..
Stranger: No.
Stranger: It's a raptor
You: nooooooooooooo
Stranger: about to open your door
You: it's locked
You: haha
Stranger: no matter
You: thank god i locked the door
You: you didn't give him the key?
Stranger: they will find a way in soon enough
Stranger: windows.. very fragile i find..
Stranger: prone to breaking when enough force is applied..
You: i don't have windows in my house
You: i use a mac
Stranger: All the more tastey..
Stranger: unlike poor Steve
Stranger: not been around much has he..
You: Steve?
Stranger: I wonder which raptor got to him first.
You: who is steve
Stranger: Mr jobbs
You: ok
You: it's not very nice of you
You: to let your raptors eat everybody i know
Stranger:

You: why are you smiling?
You: do you like when raptors eat people
You: your some kind of jurrasic park fan
You:

Stranger: There is nothing you or anyone can do now.
Stranger: They are free
Stranger: They are coming.
You: oke
You: i am going to take a shower
You: to wash away my human-smell
Stranger: It may be your last..
You:
