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Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: who are you
You: Luke, I'm your father
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi?
You: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: Hey little girl is your daddy home?
You: Did he go away and leave you all alone?
You: I got a bad desire
You: Im on fire
You: Tell me now baby is he good to you?
You: Can he do to you the things that I do?
You: I can take you higher
You: Ooooh, Im on fire
Stranger: my daddy don't live with me :s

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You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: How you doin'
You: I come from Gothan City
You: you?
Stranger: in which country it's ??
Stranger: france

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You: hi!
Stranger: ko ? es nesapratu tevi
Stranger: aj jj zABEJ
You: HUH?
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You: hi
Stranger: LUTEFISK!!!!!
You: ghello!
Stranger: bye
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef rudedeltadude het volgende:
nou mijn eerste gesprek was al direct een succes:
[..]

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:24 schreef Smart_ass het volgende:
Ik krijg een pic van iemand.

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Stranger: Good afternoon madam. If you are Brasillian or from Finland, please die. I'm tired of talking to you faggots. Thanks for understanding. Now tell me about yourself.
You: I agree with that
Stranger: where u from
You: The whole fucking day all i've got were finish people and brasilian
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: me too
You: Italy
You: And you
Stranger: awlll man thats almost just as bad
Stranger: but I'll let you slide
You: And you?
Stranger: I'm from Brazil

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Ik kreeg dit linkje van 1tje

http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=e9k5es0kzia26vhnr9vb9e5nowjtid

Zou dat werken

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You just got rick rolled
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: who made it
You: Rick Astley ofcourse!
Stranger: who is he
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:35 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Totaal geen plezier meer aan. Geen enkel mens is daar serieus.

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Stranger: show me your boobs
You: Okay
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: nice boobs
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You: Hi
Stranger: DONT SAY HI
Stranger: FUCK
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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JA dus

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Stranger: who dis
You: WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!!?!?!?!
You: OMG!
You: I can't believe it!
You: That was so cruel!
You: Why would you do that to someone?
Stranger: lol nice
You: tell me, why did you do it?
Stranger: for the lulz
You: Oh so you thought it was funny to spit someones head on a stick, cut the rest of the body into pieces and eat it, and hang the head on the wall to decorate it?!
Stranger: the head or the wall
You: decorate the wall with the head ^^
You: allthough you might decorate the head by hanging it on the wall too o_O
Stranger: how about i decorate the wall then teh head
Stranger: and make it give me head head
You: That could be an option too
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: is it male or female
Stranger: because im no fag
Stranger:
You: female
You: her name was Cindy
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Stranger: and i dont fuck with black chicks
You: I still think it was cruel what you did though...
Stranger: they smell like babies
You: no she's white as can be
Stranger: lol
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You: Hi
You: noone?
Stranger: crsx owns you
You: Yeah
You: I know
Stranger: good
You: Its not as bad as you think
Stranger: whats not bad
You: Could be worse
You: That he owns me
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not a he
Stranger: its a collective
You: A what ?
Stranger: and its the fucking worst thing ever
You: No it isnt
You: Could be worse
You: And it a 'He'
Stranger: crsx owns you
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.

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Stranger: wats ur name
You: Henk
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:49 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:50 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

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?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:52 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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Je bent trouwens niet op msn
Maikel ?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

[..]

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]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to feel you inside me
You: Okay
Stranger: i want you to grind my pussy till i scream your name
You: My name is Michaelisjnov
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You: I am watching kiddie pr0n
Stranger: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: SSSSSSSST
Stranger: Kiddie porn sucks
You: NO it doesn't
Stranger: I preffer Granny - Horse porn
You: I can give you the download linke trough megaupload
Stranger: I really rather not to get that link.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:55 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

[..]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can you tell me more about my last invoice I've received?
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: what's the problem
You: There's some weird numbers on it.
You: Could you explain them?
Stranger: you're at the right place
You: For example.
Stranger: what are they then?
You: Where it says "Last received" it says: "35,#22."
You: What does this mean?
You: Sir?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: it means that you will day at the age of 35
Stranger: no panic
You: I will day? Could you explain please?
Stranger: i meant die
You: Okay, wow.
You: What kind of invoices are you sending! Thought this was a mobile phone company.
Stranger: no, this is astro company
You: Sir, I pay 35 cents a minute for this conversation, could you please hurry a little?
Stranger: no, that's my job
You: Could you transfer me to the correct department please?
Stranger: that's not my job
You: Sir, I will try again.
Stranger: ok
You: Thank you for your time and being an inconsiderate bastard.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: whats dutch law? o.o
Stranger: lol
You: Law of the Netherlands :p
Stranger: sweeeeet!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
You: of course I am
You: got a problem with that?
Stranger: yeah i have actually
You: why, did your daddy leave you?
Stranger: yeah, he left me to fuck you
Stranger: you stupid cunt
You: o great, only one problem, I dont have a cunt, but up the ass is ok too
Stranger: YOURE A CUNT
Stranger: PRICK
Stranger: HOE BAG
Stranger: UR MOMMAS UGLY
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You: Sex on the phone
Stranger: hi
You: Im so alone
You: some sex on the phone
You: I need it so
You: Okay
Stranger: what´s your name
Stranger: ?
You: Ill do what you say
You: Come on
Stranger: where do you from?
You: I am nurse Betty from Germany
You: Oh please help me doctor dick
You: I need your love I feel so sick
Stranger: bay
You: Oh doctor please deep deep deeper
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:20 schreef tho_Omas het volgende:

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De laatste loodjes.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:34 schreef kweek89 het volgende:
ben een Amerikaan tegengekomen, vet chille gast! bizar...heel erg aardig, hebben ongeveer dezelfde interesse(muziek) even oud enzo...prima !

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You: Are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: Bella?
You: I don't like veggies
Stranger: Don't joke with me Bella.
Stranger: You know what I am now.
You: why not?
You: actually I don't
Stranger: I HAVE THE SKIN OF A KILLER.
You: Oh nice
Stranger: Aren't you afraid?
You: not quite no
Stranger: You should be.
You: why?
Stranger: I'm hungry.
You: veggies aren't frightening
Stranger: Your jokes are no longer amusing Bella.
Stranger: You know I am hungry for you.
You: oh you think you're a funny dude then?
You: Go ahead, I'm delicious
Stranger: Funny? No. Dangerous? Extremely.
You: that totally turns me on Edward!
Stranger: Really?!
You: yes it does
Stranger: DOES MY MARBLE SKIN TURN YOU ON?!
You: uhuh
You: but still I don't like vegetarians
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I am no vegetarian.
You: good thing
Stranger: I must leave you now, my love.
You: Okay, by Eddie! <3
You: *bye
Stranger: I shall watch you whilst you sleep tonight.
You: that would do just fine! ^^
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:23 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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Nou, dat was leuk hé.

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Stranger: ASL?
You: no i got dsl its a lot faster about 2mbit
Stranger: no i mean a/s/l
You: oh yes thats pretty good too but dsl is faster
Stranger: what
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You: je bent toch geen fokker he
Stranger: haha nee man
You: mooi, ik wel

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Furious
Stranger: why?
Stranger: pessoal problem?
You: Because you slept with my sister! She's only 15 man!
Stranger: i didnt do it!
Stranger: who slept with her?
You: You did! It's obvious and there's no denying it!
You: Why did you do it?!
Stranger: did you know with im a girl or a boy? a man, or a woman?
You: Does it matter? There are ways to make anything happen
Stranger: i did it, because i wanna fuck with her, she was virgin! and i was crazy for a pussy, very big! it was very exciting, my penis, was biig and hard!
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: what ar you going to do now?
Stranger: kill me?
You: Don't you think it's wrong? She's an amputee for god's sake, there's no resistance in her!
You: I shall not kill you, the thousand nations of the Persian empire shall descent upon you!
Stranger: does it make some difference?
Stranger: i wanna fuck her! and i did it
You: Congratulations, you have won the prize!
Stranger: what a hell is this?
You: You want to know what the prize is?
Stranger: yeah
You: HIV
You: Enjoy
Stranger: ahaahahahaha
Stranger: go to the hell!
You: I'm sure you'd love to meet me but I have other plans.
Stranger: i didn't do anything!
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: and age!
You: I'm Agent Smith, 37 years old
Stranger: fuck you!
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Stranger: do you like funny cat videos?
You: only Bonzai kittens
Stranger: i didn't make a bonsai kitten today, but i did shoot a funny video of my roommate's cat
Stranger: http://thedylanlove.com/2(...)-and-out-of-the-bag/
You: good for you
You: so its your pussy on video
Stranger: my roommate's pussy
You: is she hot ?
Stranger: he's a dude who works at cracker barrel
You: he is the guy that was on oprah a view months back ?

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You: hey
Stranger: Stervende Hoeren Kankerkachel!
You: nl?
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Stranger: hey
You: --- ___---
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: another guy asking to see my underage boobs ?
Stranger: Nope just another bored guy
You: they all say that
You: -______-
You: why are all you guy's so pedofile
Stranger: Shame, use all say your underage when one. your probably not and two your probably a man anyway
Stranger: =O

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:54 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer van

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:58 schreef Unhuman het volgende:

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a view months back

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Stranger: Hello!
You: hey there!
Stranger: sup?
You: me you bitches, I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
Stranger: That's stupid, and stop making up words.
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:37 schreef BoerBert het volgende:

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Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergeten ) over the Dark Knight, Tom Cruise en zijn reisje naar Amsterdam en bijbehorende hoertjes. Eerst een beetje zitten fokken met 'm, maar aan het eind bleek het toch wel een leuk gesprek te zijn geweest. Toch jammer dat je zulke lui nooit meer tegenkomt.

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Stranger: Hey
You: ADSL?
Stranger: ADHD
Stranger: Lolwtf?
You: is it fast?
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:32 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
15-jarige Braziliaanse sletjes die maar te graag hun foto's willen laten zien.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you wanna know how i got these scars?
Your: hi
Stranger: DO YOU?!?!?!?
Your: nope
Stranger: damn
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:37 schreef MaddoxX het volgende:
kansloze tvp zetten

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:46 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
Hier een oprechte mening van een FIN(Finnen)

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Stranger: hi:)
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: nice city?
You: Well we try, where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from finland
You: Do you have troubles with Maroccans
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: they're assholes
Stranger: you too?
You: yeah i know
You: Ja het zijn echt mongolen
Stranger: jag kan inte tala hollandaise
You: ooh you don't speak dutch
You: sorry
Stranger: no,sorry:)
Stranger: so you're a guy,I guess?
You: Well everybody says fins are Maroccans
You: so tell me why are you not a Maroccan
Stranger: how's that?
Stranger: yes,we are Maroccans but we aren't native Maroccans
Stranger: those native Maroccans are motherfuckers
You: Well if the say it's the Maroccans the say maybe they are the Fins
You: so help me with this problem
Stranger: what are you trying to say?
You: They can't say they are Maroccans so they say the are the fins
Stranger: oh yes,that really solved my question,still can't figure out what are you talkin' 'bout
You: It's a FOK joke they have a website
Stranger: ok:)

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:49 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Vitun Perkele!

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:49 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Vitun Perkele!

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You: do you study in utrecht?
Stranger: Well yeah
You: oke
Stranger: University of Utrecht
You: good

Stranger: Interesting innit?
You: not really
You: unless you're a chick
Stranger: Im so amazed u didnt find out yet
You: find out what?
Stranger: Do u have to show my tits in order to make u know im a lady?
Stranger: geesh
Stranger: the kids of these days
You: hehe
You: u could if you want tough
You: but calling me a kid is pushing it
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: what will i get?
You: a good karma
Stranger: oh boy ur turning me on
Stranger: U have a thing for american ladies eh
Stranger: u player u
You: yes i know, i am a P.I.M.P.
You: know what im sayin'?
Stranger: Oh crap
You: girls dont crap
Stranger: dude is trying to talk like xzibit
Stranger: my man xzibit
You: x tot the z
Stranger: now ur turning me off punk
Stranger: behave like a man
Stranger: not a 14 yo boy aight?
You: behave like a girl and show ur tits
You: no 22 you?
Stranger: 26
You: damn, old chick
Stranger: yeah but the older the better
You: so you like talking dirty to natives?
Stranger: ok give me ur msn n ill give it a shot.. but after this whole thing we block n delete each other aight?
You: dude serious
Stranger: excuse me?
You: give me yours
You: ill add u
Stranger: forget it, ur pissing ur pants already
Stranger: calling urself a man
You:
You: you are total fail
Stranger: Oh yeah till about a second ago ur nose was in my ass for my tits
You: are you seriously trying to seduce a guy who is 4 years younger than yourself
Stranger: whos the fail again>
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: well sure
Stranger: well wth is up with age?
You: but you didnt show them did you?
Stranger: u narrow minded freak
You: lol
You: i see
Stranger: Im never talking to strangers again
Stranger: should have listened to my mom
You: your mom
You:
Stranger: yeah
You: so, did you do a lot of dutch guys already?
Stranger: no?
You: why not?
Stranger: Did i give u the impression that im a slut?
Stranger: geesh
You: a bit yes
Stranger: narrow minder freak take.2
Stranger: minded*
You: spelling fail take 2
Stranger: soo random
You: makes you hot doesnt it?
Stranger: damn whats that in the crack of my ass??
Stranger: Oh its just ur nose
You: yes it is, thank you there is a LCD screen up your ass so i can still chat on omegle
Stranger: my brother
Stranger: the sentence u just typed
You: yeah?
Stranger: doesnt make any fucking sense
Stranger: learn to formulate properly
Stranger: then go on elaborating ur point
Stranger: si?
You: try to formulate a sentence in dutch
Stranger: Ok hier dan
Stranger: Nederlands
Stranger: up yaw face
Stranger: Geesh
You: total win, you typed 3 words
You: oke
You: no try spanish
You: estás un poco loco no?
Stranger: Wat wil je dat ik dan schrijf? Jij narrow minded freak take.3?
Stranger: Ik studeer hier, ik kan heus wel nederlands praten asshole
You: zo zo
You: heel goed
You: waarom zeg je dan dat je het niet kan?
You:
Stranger: Now if ull excuse me
Stranger: I have better stuff to do than talk to a mere boy
You: you gonna masturbate now
You: sure go ahead
You: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:11 schreef knars het volgende:
Wat een cultuurbarbaar!
[..]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WANNA PLAY THE GAME!?!?!?!?!
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: OMG OMG OMG
You:
You: CAN I PLAY AGAIN?!
Stranger: k
You: COOL
Stranger: Starting
Stranger: now!!!!
You: K K K K K !
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: DAMN
You: AGAIN PLS
Stranger: wow you suck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: once more
You: YE :/
Stranger: and
Stranger: go!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!!
You: DUNNO WHY THOUGH
You: DAMNIT
You: WHY?!
You:
Stranger: rofl
You: AGAIN PLS!
Stranger: ok ok fine
Stranger: and....
Stranger: GO!
You: !!
You: WIN
Stranger: YOU LOSE AGAIN BITCH!
Stranger: ohh
You: WTF
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: no111
You: !!!
Stranger: i lost
Stranger:
You: HAH
Stranger: you beat me!
You: I R PRO
Stranger: rofl
You: LETZ DO IT AGAIN K?
You: STARTING!
You: WIN
You: W00T
You: U LOSE
You: !
Stranger: D:
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: oyu suck
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 01:50 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
Ik heb een chick uit Israel nu op MSN

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 01:56 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Ze valt op vrouwen zegt ze

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 03:27 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Zit er nu nog mee te praten, wat een ongelooflijk toffe meid.. en inderdaad lesbisch

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 03:35 schreef Drizzt_DoUrden het volgende:

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Een Turkse lesbo?

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have aids
You: what kind of disease do you have
Stranger: oh well, last I heard I can't contract it over the internet
Stranger: I have Ebola
You: Awsome
You: that makes us friends
Stranger: thanks
You: Where you from
Stranger: Lets see how many times it takes you to guess
Stranger: I'll give you hints
You: 4chan ?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: then id have no clue
Stranger: It's in the western hemisphere
You: No clue
Stranger: There are a lof pigs here
You: I hate guessing games
Stranger: ok, fair enough
Stranger: you're gonna die soon of aids, I shouldn't make you guess
You: true
Stranger: and who knows I might die of ebola before I get to tell you
You: haha
Stranger: I'm from Iowa
You: ah America
You: land of the not so free people
You: IR says Hi to you from zeh Netherlands
Stranger: Zat is very Nize!
You: So which forum brought you here
Stranger: I think I have ancestors there
You: hmm
Stranger: I friend showed this to me yesterday
Stranger: we were playing old school video games
You: most of the people here come from 4chan or shit like that haha
Stranger: super marios brothers!
You: yeh id hope you still have your nintendo
You: the grey box
You: haha
Stranger: yes, well, I we never very good
Stranger: I've had ebola for a very long time, and I could never make the controller work very well
You: hmm
You: My aids made my hands so skinny I can almost not write anymore
You: or type on the keyboard
You: I use voice recognition now
Stranger: hmm...I thought I heard an accent
You: awsome technology
Stranger: no kidding! sorry my accent is boring
You: hmm
Stranger: so I just type
You: So hows the weather compared to your ebola virus
You: lol
Stranger: there was a snow storm yesterday!
You: snow..
Stranger: and I wanted to cry more than when I got the ebola virus
You: hmm
You: First I thought you were being a liar
Stranger: and you? is the weather better than aids?
You: but I checked
You: the weather is indeed shitty over there
Stranger: hahaha!
You: Well is 13 degrees celcius good at 22:25 in the evening ?
You: I'd say yes
Stranger: I'd say yes too
You: Hell it's better then what youve got over there
You: + I can smoke pot
Stranger: How did you get aids?
You: err I meen weed
You: I got it when I fell from my bike on the street
Stranger: yikes
You: The streets are full of corpses.. I just had to land with my open wound on some of the corpses which had the aids virus
You: Well actually I first got the wound from falling onto the street.. and then my wound came in contact with the corpse
You: That's how I should explain it
Stranger: I didn't know zombies could have aids...
Stranger: because that's the only way to explain the corpses
You: hmm i dont know either
You: im no doctor
Stranger: what ARE you then?
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You: that looks pretty much like me
Stranger: awww...what a shame you have aids...you're a real looker!
You: and you ?
Stranger:
Stranger: that's what i look like
You: So we look kinda the same like the same ?
Stranger: yeah, crazy!
You: Maybe we are twin brothers.. but with different diseases
You: How old are you ?
Stranger: 24
You: Damn thats the exact same age
Stranger: my long lost twin!
Stranger: I always felt like I was missing something in my life
You: me 2
You: We should buy plane tickets, and start infecting other people
Stranger: and we've found each other before we die!
You: like get together on a quest
Stranger: good idea
You: take as much people with us
Stranger: where should we start?
You: No idea.. maybe we are planning to fast
You: I think we should start with New York
You: lots of people there
You: always crowded
You: easy to get the infection to be spread
Stranger: I only have 3 months to live, It'll be like a race
Stranger: infect everyone before I die
You: Bill O Reilly or whats his name should go first though
You: So he can't spread negative news about us
Stranger: what should we give him? aids or ebola?
You: how about a mix
You: eboaids
Stranger: I like it!
You: Me 2
Stranger: we'll give ebolaids to everyone
You: We should have ofund eachother much earlier
Stranger: no kidding, but now that we have, we shouldn't waste any time
You: thats true
You: why are we still chatting then
You: we should meet
You: and infect
Stranger: how do we do that?
You: hmm I have no clue yet.. as I said it's going too fast for me
You: The aids virus has braindamaged me
Stranger: one of the unfortunate side effects of having a disease
You: Alot of side effects that normal people with aids don't have for some reason
Stranger: look at that
Stranger: we really are brothers!
You: I <3 you
Stranger: and I <3 you!
Stranger: i feel so fulfulled
You: Me 2.. but what are we going to do
You: We can't keep chatting
You: otherwise we'll die
Stranger: ...there's something I have to tell you
Stranger: brother...you have a sister
You: Oh my
You: Do you have a picture of her
Stranger: well, I do, but there's more to the story
Stranger: she's also 24
Stranger: she also has ebola
You: Damn.. Our family is growing
You: Tell me more
Stranger: not...exactly
You: She died ?
Stranger: no...she's me!
You: Hmm
You: Then maybe I could make love to you, so we can get a child that lives on to spread the disease
You: With both our diseases the proces of getting a baby would go much faster
Stranger: brothers to lovers all in one minute? wow this is going very fast
Stranger: you're right, we don't have much time
You: Well we should have something to look forward to
You: While we are busy with our "Quest"
Stranger: this is true
You: So our son or daughter will rule the world
Stranger: yes! he or she will be immune to the ebolaids!
You: This sounds so good
Stranger: and use it to his or her advantage to bring justice to humanity!
Stranger: mainly death to everyone but a few chosen people
You: Should we also try to get only one skin color left on the earth ?
You: I mean
You: like.. destroying all races
Stranger: actually, I was thinking leaving only one person from each race to make some new and interesting people
You: hmm
You: We have to make slaves first
You: This plan is getting so much bigger
Stranger: and our time is growing shorter!
You: I feel the aids inside me attacking
You: Thats no good sign
Stranger: ok, where do we get slaves for our heir?
You: I'd say we should get our child first to be born. Then to infect every country
You: and die peacefully so our son or daughter can take it on further
Stranger: good plan
You: He or She must fullfill the prophecy
You: That we still have to write
You: Our world doesn't exist yet and all things around it
You: So we are the Gods
You: Basicly we just have to write down every single detail
Stranger: we carry the power of death inside us
You: I think we should meet eachother now
You: and end this conversation
You: to start world domination
Stranger: how do you suggest we do that?
You: I will meet you in New York. When you see people dieing you will find me
You: We always find eachother
Stranger: yes, it was meant to be
You: Nothing can stop us
You: I love you
Stranger: I love you
You: Hope to see you soon
Stranger: where the death is, I will follow
You: bye honey.. its so hard for me to say goodbye for now I will meet you in NY
Kisses yours only.
Stranger: <3

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You: :!
Stranger: Niggers + Blender = ?
You: Aids
Stranger: That should work
Stranger: any further analysis?
You: White people + Blender?
Stranger: Semen
You: possible
Stranger: quite
Stranger: Blender + Blender = ?
You: Big fucking blender
Stranger: 0 / 0 = ?
You: over 9000 ?
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: I've open over 9000 wormholes
You: Hmm
Stranger: Hitler has taken over half of them
You: Chuck Norris came out too
Stranger: alert the jews.... .or not, lets not tell them
Stranger: itll be more fun
You:
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You: Jews hmm
Stranger: What happens now?
You: I don't have those on a picture
You: Unless !
You: Is mario a jew?
Stranger: it's certainly possible
You: Then he will appear in our chat window
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You: Damn
Stranger: oh lawdy
You: Anyways
You: I am on a mission
You: to rape people
Stranger: I shall join
Stranger: on the condition....
You: which is
Stranger: that I can get first priority on the homeless
You: Sure no problem
Stranger: and I get to carry a box full of dildos
You: If you want to do so
You: But why
Stranger: mostly cosmetic
Stranger: If I saw someone carrying a box of dildos about to rape me, i'd just give up
You: Well, they can't refuse the offer can they
You: They either die or get aids from us
Stranger: can't it be both?
You: That wouldn't be fun?
You: We have to see them suffer
Stranger: might as well leave behind infected corpses
You: Play games nd shit u know
You: Possible
Stranger: Or better yet
Stranger: inject rabies?
You: Have I been on a mission with you earlier ?
You: Might have been your sister
Stranger: Probably not
You: Then it was your sister
You: She had the ebola virus
Stranger: ebola is a rough one
You: we combined it together with my aids so we made ebolaids
Stranger: the plague is just asking for a comeback
Stranger: plagueaids
Stranger: ebopaids
Stranger: ebopaids it is
You: Hmm
You: I suggest we get moar followers
Stranger: I would think no doctor could protect the citizens against Ebola/Aids/Plague strain "Ebopaids"
You: Only we can live and survive because of our immunity
Stranger: essentially
You: Well I still have to have sex with you
Stranger: well....
Stranger: that can be arranged
You: In order to make the proces complete
Stranger: but I must warn you
Stranger: I AM LORD FRITZL, POWER OF RAPE AND IMPRISONMENT
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You: wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger: Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
You: wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger: hangin around watchin the game
You: havin' a bud

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 12:28 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

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Ja en wie is dit

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 12:31 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Er zijn meer dan 3000 mensen online. Waarom zou het in hemelsnaam een fokker zijn.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:17 schreef Dunax het volgende:
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You: from?
Stranger: new orleans
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:17 schreef w00h00 het volgende:
haha ik had net voor het eerst een zweedse chick, die naar NL wou komen om voor me te gaan strippen, zodat ze de hele dag wiet kon roken.

Ik moest alleen 400 E en haar vlucht betalen, geen geld toch?

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You: hi!
You: asl
Stranger: m, 57, netherlands
You: hehe ouwe smeerpijp
Stranger: ouwe is waar, maar smeerpijp dat verzin je maar
You: ga lekker klaverjassen ofzo
Stranger: en jij lekker rukken, sukkel

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Stranger: I am sad, depressed and lonely... could you please add me to msn bracken_1001@hotmail.com Help pplease
You: hahah
You: get a life
Stranger: help
You: motherfucker
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Josh!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: eh? lol
You: How are you today?
Stranger: good and you?
You: Yeah me too
You: How's Veronica?
Stranger: lol good.. she's tired though
Stranger: worked all night
You:
You: I heard what happened with Pete
You: Is he alright?
Stranger: yeah it was pretty embarassing
Stranger: he will be
You: Yeah, i feeling bad for him
Stranger: he'll get over it someday
You: I hope so
Stranger: odds are he'll do something even more stupid and people will forget what happened this go round
Stranger: you know how Pete can get
You: Yeah it's kinda weird
You: So, when you gonna ask Veronica the big question?
Stranger: probably tomorrow
Stranger: depends on how tired she is
Stranger: I was going to tonight but she was sleepy, I need it to be special
You: Yeah, are you sure? Aren't you afraid she will say no?
Stranger: its not every day you attempt to take the love of your life to Burger Planet
Stranger: she probably won't
Stranger: she really loves their fries
You: Haha, yeah I can imagine
You: Do you remember when I asked Jessica?
Stranger: that was magical
Stranger: but then again, you did offer something like pancakes at 2 am
Stranger: that's a spirtual experience
You: I will never forget that day
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:16 schreef Asgard het volgende:

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You: im from holland, you?
Stranger: HOIiii
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ik ook dus
You: LOL!
You: vet =D
You: toevallig van fok?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ben je van ellegirl? of cosmogirl of flabber of fok
Stranger: zeg het maar haha
You: WTF!
Stranger: nope ellegirl
You: ik ben van fok
Stranger: haha oke

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Stranger: 你好
You: Hey John!
Stranger: 呵呵
You: Wow that's nice to hear
You: How's Jennifer?
Stranger: 什么意思啊?
You: Is she dead yeah?
You: Well, I'm sorry about that
Stranger: 看不懂啊..
You: So, how's your mom?
Stranger: 你是谁啊?
You: No really?!
You: How?
Stranger: 不明白
Stranger: 呵呵
You: Oh my god
You: Do you dad know that to?
You: Does your*
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 呵呵
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:20 schreef Xikeon het volgende:
Dit sloeg echt nergens op .

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You: We're no strangers to love

Stranger: m/f
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: m/f?
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: m/f?
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down

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You: I am happy I have competition. It keeps me on my toes all the while and stops me from becoming complacent. So, it works to my advantage.
Stranger: that's good, does it keep you in shape?
You: What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

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You: Hey
You: Jennifer is cheating on you!
Stranger: heyy
You: I swear to god
You: I saw it by myself
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HOW DARE SHE
You: Yeah i'm sorry
You: It was Jeffrey
Stranger: NO THIS MUST BE A LIE
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!?! THAT SHIT HEAD
You: Yeah isn't she
You: You have to take revenge
Stranger: OMG i'm going to kill her
Stranger: so going to
You: Do you have naked pictures of her?
You: Spread them on the internet
You: Take her down!
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: CRAP
Stranger: WHAT A WHORE
You: Yeah I always said it to you
You: But you didn't believed me
Stranger: it's good to have a friend like you
Stranger: I know, so sorry :/
Stranger: but... I was so blind...
You: Yeah I will always support you
Stranger: khah..
Stranger: That's nice to hear.
You: Yeah, she was a 'sweat' girl, huh
You: A real golddigger
Stranger: you said it!
You: Are we gonna take Jeffrey down to?
Stranger: why not! he has deserved that..
You: Hey don't cry, she isn't that worth
You: I'm really feeling bad for you
Stranger: but.. but..
Stranger: this was such a surprise
You: I understand
Stranger: AND I'M SO MAD!!!!!!
Stranger: but still... just crying here
Stranger: I WONT CRY
Stranger: ILL KILL THEM
You: Pfff
Stranger: in a very ugly way
You: Yeah I'm understand that to
You: Wait
You: I have a idea
You: Act like you don't know nothing
You: She isn't real at work right now
Stranger: wow, how smart you are!
Stranger:
You: And if she come home, you'll take that bitch down
You: I know you want to call her, but don't
You: Plus, she has your car, you need that back
Stranger: I really try not to..
Stranger: should I go behind the door..
Stranger: and stab her back
Stranger: LIKE SHE DID TO ME
You: Yeah!
You: That's a great idea
Stranger: what a sweet revenge :=
Stranger: *
You: Yup
You: But, watch out, maybe she brings Jeff with her
You: Should I come to you?
Stranger: hmm
You: Dave you're ignoring me, don't do anything stupid
You: Oh i thought you did something stupid
Stranger: I have two kives..
Stranger: knives*
Stranger: That was close..
Stranger: She called me
Stranger: I acted normally
You: What did she said?
You: Nice
Stranger: She just asked some shit..
You: She's acting very well
You: But she's not at her office
Stranger: what a bitch
You: Yeah, she must die very very slow
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHE IS HOME
Stranger: FINALLY
Stranger: I GET MY REVENGE
Stranger: THANKS TO YOU
You: No problem
Stranger: I OWE YOU MY LIFE
You: He, that's where friends for
Stranger: no
Stranger: what a friend u r
Stranger: must go
Stranger: now'
You: Ok
You: Good luck with killing her
Stranger: thanks dude <3
Stranger: yep

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You: Hey Josh!
Stranger: Hi Drake!
You: How are you
You: Long time no speak man
You: I heard you are dating Jessica now? She's hot
Stranger: fine and u?
Stranger: ya, I know
You: I'm fine thanks
You: You?
You: Since when have you 2 been together??
Stranger: Jessica? no, with Ana
Stranger: hum, ah, 2 hours?!
You: Wow
You: 2 hours?
You: So you broke up with jessica?
You: I really heard Jessica from Craig.
Stranger: ya, so, u and Gina?
You: No, not yet. We're close though
Stranger: Jessica is a liar
You: What did she do?
Stranger: wow, good luck whit gina
Stranger: Jessica say for everybody
You: Thanks
You: Yea
Stranger: I'm dating with her
You: With jessica??
Stranger: ya
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm not
You: You are, and you're not? What about Ana?!
Stranger: I just kiss Jessica
Stranger: but I like ana
You: Ah, I bet she's a good kisser
Stranger: wow, u never kiss her?
You: No, I hardly ever see her
Stranger: but, gina, u kiss...?
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: ya, u r man
Stranger: but I...
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: I'm confuse
Stranger: I'm gay? D:
You: Seriously?!
Stranger: no really
Stranger: just joking
You: Ok good
Stranger: why?
Stranger: if I was a gay?
You: I'd be afraid you would come after me
Stranger: HAHA, hey man, i'm not a maniac
You: You better not be!
Stranger: hey man, Jessica come to here now
Stranger: it ended with me
You: It did?
Stranger: yes :/
You: That sucks
Stranger: she say: 'u r wth Ana? So, GOODBYE.'
Stranger: and she gone
You: Ahhh that sucks. Now she won't kiss you anymore!
Stranger: wow, i do some thing with her... than kiss. She wiil be back.
You: Oh my phone is ringing sec
Stranger: all right
You: It's Jess
Stranger: what she say?
You: Oh
You: She's coming over here
You: She was crying
Stranger: serious?
You: Yea
Stranger: what you will do?
You: She was really upset
You: I don't know.. I'll try to calm her down when she gets here
Stranger: ya, i know...
Stranger: I will call to her
You: Okay
Stranger: WOW
Stranger:
she hung up in my face
You: Wow she's really upset
You: Oh the door, she's here
You: sec
Stranger: ok
You: Damn
You: She's mad at you bro
Stranger: wow, talk with her
You: She says she didn't know you were with Ana
Stranger: man
Stranger: i will go for ana
Stranger: stay with jess
You: I think that's a good choice, you're with Ana already and best to stay with her
You: I'll try to cheer up jes
Stranger: and so, do what you want
You: You bet I will
You: Thanks for fucking up with her
You: Now she's mine
Stranger: so, fuck her too o/
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You: where are you from?
Stranger: france
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: viva la france
You: i am from holland
Stranger: marihuana!
You: yeaahhhh
You:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:55 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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heb ik nu echt elke keer

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 15:54 schreef Ayca het volgende:
Stranger: from?
You: the netherlands
Stranger: okey, weeeeeeed


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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:59 schreef Chaos-Zero het volgende:
Dacht even dat ik iemand van Fok! te pakken had, maar helaas:
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Stranger: Hei
You: Hi Jake! how ya doin?
Stranger: Yo dude!
Stranger: Long time no see
You: yeah it's been too long!
Stranger: what have you been doing lately?
You: So how's life now? I heard Sarah got pregnant from Allen
You: Ahh you know, the usual stuff... Hanging around with my guys, going on biketrips and stuff
Stranger: Yeah, heard that...
Stranger: So, what's your plans for easter?
You: Too bad, though Allan had aids
Stranger: Ouch!
You: I'm going to my mom to meet with the whole family, that's been a while too since everyone was together the last time
Stranger: I'm not going to ask how he god that

Yeah, maybe we will meet
You:
You: HAha remember Allan's been to South Africa?
You: I guess he got it there
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Aids?
You: yeah xD
Stranger: :|
You: too bad though, aids could kill you! luckily the meds nowadays have improved a lot
Stranger: yeah, true.
Stranger: you're still playing in that band, right?
You: Nooo haven't you heard?
You: We quit last July
You: Bob went to France
Stranger: Too bad, dude.
You: so we couldn't go on with 3 anymore
Stranger: Well, if only Bob had played the guitar, and not the drums you could...
You: Yeah, but a drummer is hard to find nowadays T_T
Stranger: I know
You: but Bob was always the funmaker you know
You: it wouldn't be the same with someone replacing him
Stranger: Yeah, yeah, understand
Stranger: So, you're kickboxing the whole week then?
You: mostly yeah
You: Are you still in with that girl... uhhm whatshername... Sally? no no wait.. Sandy?!
Stranger: Nah, we split up :
Stranger: :|
You:
You: why?
Stranger: Didn't work out that good:(
You: too bad ):
You: did you broke up or she did?
You: any of you both had an affaire?
Stranger: Yeah. What about your lovelife, still single?
You: yep, not a virgin anymore though
You: Been to Amsterdam, lot of good hookers there!
Stranger: Jeez, what happened?
Stranger: OMG:O
Stranger: Last solution for you?
You: haha yeah seemed to be so yeah
You: ahh well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do right? everyone needs to get laid once in a while
Stranger: so true, my friend
You: amsterdam's THE place to be íf you're looking for some hot horny chicks
You: ever been there?
Stranger: Nah
You: you should man! it's great!
You: smoking pot is legal there!
Stranger: But seriously, it was so great talking to you!
You: yeah man! really needed that after so long! =D
Stranger: Gotta go, lunch is ready
You: okay byebye man
Stranger: See ya man!
You: goodluck! talk 2 ya soon!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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3145 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi Ralph, I'm Stacy!
I heard from Ashley you were fun to talk with, so I thought I'd give it a try!
Stranger: Hi Stacy!
You: How's life Ralph?
Stranger: It's ok, i just broke up with Carol...
Stranger: how bout you?
You: Oh really? That's bummer man
You: I'm still dating Eddie
You: Why did you brole up with her? Did she cheat on you?
Stranger: ok yeh...
You: with who? Not Peter right?
Stranger: I'm not sure... I believe his name was Mike or something... i dont really know him
You: Oh no, me neither
Stranger: did you see Peter with her
You: Happy it isn't Peter though! That's such a nice guy
You: No I didn't, but I heard she had an eye on him
Stranger: oh... the slut... why didn't I see that earlier
You: How long have you been dating?
Stranger: i dont know... about 16 months if i'm right... quite a long time..
You: Woow long time indeed!
Stranger: yeh... how long have you been with Eddie so far?
You: Not that long, 'bout half a year now
You: He's just so cute! I really adore him
Stranger: haha yes, he better not cheats on you (:
You: I hope not.. But he's very honest so if he did, he would tell me
Stranger: but I'm sure he wont (:
You: yeah me too ^^
Stranger: yes... I think that actually I knew Carol wasn't honest... but I just didn't want to believe it
You: Yeah, love's blind
You: damnit
You: I got to go..
You: my moms yelling to me I have to do my homework T_T
You: talk 2 ya later ralph! Nice talking to you
Stranger: hehe I'm 'doing my homework' right now
You: hahaha :p
You: My mom's smart enough to know I'm not
You: but I'll talk to ya soon!
Stranger: hehe byebye my mom isnt here (A)
You: byebye
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Stranger: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
You: Look out, behind you!
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hey ho
You: Let's go
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: Hey John!
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You: Wow that's nice to hear
You: How's Jennifer?
Stranger: 什么意思啊? [Wat bedoel je?]
You: Is she dead yeah?
You: Well, I'm sorry about that
Stranger: 看不懂啊.. [Kan het niet lezen...]
You: So, how's your mom?
Stranger: 你是谁啊? [Wie ben jij?]
You: No really?!
You: How?
Stranger: 不明白 [Begrijp het niet]
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You: Oh my god
You: Do you dad know that to?
You: Does your*
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
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Stranger: you are talking to Miss Hawaii USA 8th Runner Up!
You: great! you're talking to an ordinary dutch guy!
Stranger: Holland or Netherlands?
You: are the same
Stranger: is that the land of prostitutes?

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:40 schreef Ketho het volgende:
vertaling van Dunax zijn chat
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:45 schreef Ayca het volgende:
http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)8/080409_omegle.html

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: hanki panki
You: china ?
Stranger: 你是哪里人 你在说什么 [Van waar ben je. Wat ben je aan het zeggen]
Stranger: 是嗯 [Ja]
You: north korea?
You: you like to launch missles?
Stranger: what?
You: where u from
Stranger: 中国 [China]
You: china ?
Stranger: yes
You: you like communism ?
You: i like babi pangang
Stranger: s soso

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:20 schreef iBolt het volgende:
en...

http://www.depers.nl/economie/298412/Binnenlopen-met-Omegle.html

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello ^^
Stranger: How's it going?
You: I'm fine thx
You: How bout you?
Stranger: ^^ me too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Holland
You: U?
Stranger: Führerbunker
You: KEWL!
You: Why? :p
Stranger: It's really cool there
Stranger: We have
Stranger: beton
Stranger: and sausages and sauerkraut!
Stranger: It's really amazing
You: Can I come too?
Stranger: If the nuclear war stops okay
Stranger: but as far as i know
Stranger: the nuclear war started 1945
Stranger: and so
You: Really?
Stranger: pretty long time
Stranger: i hope it'll end soon
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know: we win
You: You're on earth?
Stranger: sure
You: Mankind moved to Mars a couple of decades ago
You: Well Mars..
Stranger: really? fuck
You: It's called Earth 2.0 now.
You: Yeah, 'cos of the nukes and shit.
Stranger: Oh, I can imagine that
Stranger: what about the radioactive stuff?
Stranger: is it still there?
You: Wait, I'll take a look
You: through my telescope.
Stranger: Nice, I want one too
You:
You: So we can see each other
You: That would be cool.
Stranger: That would be amazing!
You: Erm...
Stranger: I never had a telescope date
You: Earth is still brown.
Stranger: Dammit
You: That's not right is it?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: Shouldn't it be blue?
You: Ah damnit
You: Moon Nazi blocking my view.
Stranger: It should yes
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: Yeah, damn those Moon Nazi's
Stranger: What do they do?
Stranger: And who's their Führer?
You: Hitler.
You: Hitler Clone 5 that is.
You: Hitler Clone 4 was a midget.
You: They ate him.
You: Hitler Clone 3 turned out to be a Jew
You: That was funny
Stranger: Sounds particularly strange
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: But
Stranger: WHO did eat Hitler?
Stranger: Morlocks?
You: Hitler Clone 4?
Stranger: Yep
You: Hitler Clone 3 and 2 ate him.
Stranger: Why did they do a Clone 3 when Nr. 2 was still alive?
Stranger: Seems rather irrational
You: 'cos Hitler Clone 2 was a failure.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: But please don't ask about Clone 1.
Stranger: What about Clone 1?
You: Can't tell really.
Stranger: Please
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: I do
You: I am Clone 1.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: dammit
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Heil, mein Führer!
Stranger: So, why are you still alive?
You: Yeah I ran away with a Cylon chick.
Stranger: To mars?
You: That is correct
Stranger: Did you shave your mustache?
Stranger: Because people would otherwise recognize you
You: I work as a Charly Chaplin impersonator.
Stranger: Amazing!
You:
Stranger: Can you play that part from "Der grosse Diktator"
Stranger: The speech at the end!
Stranger: PLEASE! :D
You: Yeah I don't really like that speech.
Stranger: Otherwise I tell everyone your Hitler Clone 1.
Stranger: =(
You: Don't tell 'em.
Stranger: What if I tell them?
You: They'll come and get me
Stranger: And I become a hero
Stranger: I will be rescued
You: I guess so
Stranger: Can live in a house on mars
You: Yeah, but you must know...
You: I am the best clone.
You: So they want me back.
Stranger: You're practically dead
Stranger: but
Stranger: only on the nazi moon
You: Yeah the moon nazi's want me back.
You: 'cos they clone the clones
Stranger: Who's leading mars?
Stranger: Strange o.O
You: So each clone is worse
You: Leading Mars?
Stranger: yeah
You: John McCain
Stranger: GOOD LORD!
You: What's wrong with that?
Stranger: You're joking right?
You: I am not.
Stranger: Amazing.
Stranger: McCain was my childhood hero
You: That's cool
Stranger: I saw him in the tv
You: He's a nice guy
You: He know my secret.
Stranger: And why does he keep it?
Stranger: Sorry mate, but I hear Hitlers mom calling
Stranger: she's an old dragon
Stranger: really nasty
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: I have to go
You: Bye friend.
Stranger: otherwise she
Stranger: ... *sniff*
You: Hope you get of Earth
Stranger: she... *cough*
Stranger: Yeah i'd visit you!
Stranger: Good time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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You: How can I say ' you are gay' in chinese?
Stranger: oh no, im not a gay, in china there are no gay
You: wut?
You: why not?
Stranger: ni shi tong xing nian
Stranger: or just
Stranger: ni shi tong zhi
Stranger: homosexual in china are called comrades
Stranger: gay is ineffable
Stranger: get it?

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Stranger: and you? whatcha look like?
You: I'm 1.72, blonde hair, blue eyes
Stranger: however
Stranger: goddes
Stranger: nice body?
You: 59 kgs
Stranger: i'd do you allready
Stranger: gotta eat though
Stranger: ima leave it open though
Stranger: maybe till soon
You: please dont leave!
Stranger: be back in 20/30 min
You: I was about to tell you something naughty!
Stranger: just leave it open
You: allright
You: bye sweety (K)
You have disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:19 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Stranger: you have menssenger?
You: yes i do
Stranger: trade?
my is fxbruno@hotmail.com
You: i don't need it, i have one myself
Stranger: yes, you can add me?
You: no it's full
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Na een halve minuut al mijn msn vragen, doaag.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:21 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Mag ik je MSN?

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im Michael
You: Me to
You: I'm serious
Stranger: thats because
You: Michael [achternaam]
Stranger: I am u in the future
You: Is my full name:P
You: Ohai@
You: !
You: What will I be in the future?
Stranger: im here to tell u a message
You: Go on
Stranger: when u turn 50, u will fall in love with someone living next door, but u must not ever talk to her because she is a witch
You: Oh noes
Stranger: good bye and remember, watch out for matches

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 18:58 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Die gast zit nu z'n bord eten naar binnen te werken als een gek

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Omegle eist eerste slachtoffer

Omegle de hype van het moment heeft zijn eerste slachtoffer gemaakt. De man in kwestie is gestikt in toen hij in haast zijn bord eten naar binnen werkte. De reden was dat een blonde jongedame hem iets stouts zou vertellen als hij terug zou komen om met hem verder te chatten. De vraag is echter of het daadwerkelijk om een jongedame ging of iemand van het andere geslacht. We zullen het nooit weten.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:48 schreef Slein83 het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:44 schreef drummerdude het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 20:06 schreef drummerdude het volgende:
Toch vaag hoor, praat je in 1 keer met een Amerikaanse marinier die in Irak zit...

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:55 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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heb ik nu echt elke keer

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i pooped in my friend's pillow case
Stranger: lol
You: oh dear
You: was it hard or wet?
Stranger: solid
You: hmm
You: thats the most fun
You: try hiding the stink though
You: it might give the whole show away
Stranger: how can i?
You: well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

[..]

Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Stranger: predicament
You: correct
You: now spell: advocate
Stranger: PENIS
You: sorry, you lost out on the microwave
You: but, still in the running for worst contestant ever!
Stranger: ok

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Stranger: Hi, could you do me a quick favour please and let me know the following? The country you live in, and your general horniness, as a percentage. Thanks a lot [P.S. For the people presuming I'm a bot, nope, just a guy doing research lol. It's just that copy-pasting this opening message saves a lot of time. especially now that it has this long ps on it... ]
You: haha
You: brilliant
You: the netherlands, like 80%
You: good luck!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: animal collective?
You: sounds alright
Stranger: ...do you like them?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you know what it is?
Stranger: a lot of people seem to think I'm talking about a collection of animals
You: it's a band
Stranger: high five!
Stranger: so how's it going?
You: seen them live along time ago
You: Fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: cool, I'm seeing them in June w/ black dice
Stranger: pretty solid, just bored
Stranger: very bored.
You: the most people on Omegle are bored i think
Stranger: yes, pretty much why it exists i think
You: otherwise there is no reason to be here i gues
Stranger: yep
You: and it rains
You: that's a good reason to
Stranger: I have a message for you.
You: no thnaks, i've bin rick rolled allready
Stranger: you're a wizard.
Stranger: O_o
You: yeah
Stranger: you already knew?
You: ofcourse i invented it
Stranger: oh.....my bad.
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: I owe you my allegiance then
Stranger: HAIL!
You: -0-
Stranger: is that your anus?
You: No
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what is it?
You: somekind of smilie
Stranger: ...i just see an anus.
You: but it doesn't work on this chat
Stranger: maybe I'm just subconsciously thinking about anuses...
You: Check goatse if you wanna see anus
Stranger: no man, I'll pass on the goatse
You: lol
You: to dark for you
You: ?
Stranger: to weird man
Stranger: grosses me out
You: yeah, seen 1guy2needles allready?
Stranger: no, and i won't be looking it up
You: hahaha
Stranger: I've seen my fair share of disturbing shit on the internet, I've had quite enough
You: i'll say
You: so what's up?
Stranger: a ceiling fan
Stranger: you?
You: nothing
You: a lamp
Stranger: you're outside?
You: no
You: i was
Stranger: you're in space?
You: but now i'm back
Stranger: from space?
You: how did you know?
Stranger: i don't know, i just sense these kind of things
You: a yeah i know what's that like
You: i do to
You: very weird dtuf
Stranger: what was I doing right before I started talking to you?
You: you where fingering you nose
Stranger: wrong.
Stranger: I was smoking a bowl
You: do it now then
Stranger: smoke another bowl?
You: put your finger in your nose
Stranger: no man, i'm good
You: Hmmm
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
You: what's a bowl?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: a pipe full of marijuana
Stranger: like the "bowl" of the pipe
You: ahaaaaaaaaaaaa, your from the netherlands?
Stranger: lol no, I'm from texas
You: oh, isn't that dangerous to smoke that overthere
You: ?
Stranger: well it's illegal, but it's not like anybody gives a shit. we still do it.
You: They can't stop us using it, HELL NO!!!
Stranger: hahaha pretty much
Stranger: there's a bill in california that will legalize it in that state if it passes.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I've heard of that yeah! It's a good thing
Stranger: very good thing.
You: The Netherlands
You: lol
Stranger: really? haha thats awesome
Stranger: you ever shroom?
You: i did once
You: didn't like it
Stranger: aw, bad trip?
You: not bad, just took to long
Stranger: bout six hours?
Stranger: lsd trips are around 12 hours O_@
You: i don't know actually, seem a long time! Wanted to get out of it but it wen on and on and on
Stranger: so can you just buy it in shops over there or what? it's legal right?
You: Now it's only mariuana
Stranger: oh shit, that sucks
Stranger: still a lot better than here though
Stranger: we can't do SHIT
Stranger: do you have like marijuana cafes and stuff?
You: shrooms where legal, but there where toerist that used them went mad and killed them selfs
You: we could buy them in the shop
Stranger: yeah, I remember hearing about that now. Sucks that some stupid tourists ruined it for your whole country.
You: we have coffeeshop yeah
Stranger: I'd be pissed.
You: we are
You: but what can you do?
Stranger: hahaha, where they american?
You: No a French guy and a girl from Denmark i believe
Stranger: oh, I assumed it would have been americans that fucked it up.
You: the French guy killed his dog firts
You: first*
Stranger: animals and hallucinogens are not a good combination
You: but it wasn't the dog, he was a psycho they find that out later, had nothing to do with shrooms
You: he didn't even had shrooms
Stranger: what? he didn't even take any?
You: no they asumed he did
Stranger: wow, that's bullshit.
You: later it seemd that he didn't
You: chritian politicians are shit
Stranger: is x illegal there?
You: x?
Stranger: i completely agree
Stranger: MDMA
Stranger: ecstasy?
You: no it's not legal
Stranger: just weed?
You: but we can get it everywhere
You: just weed is legal
Stranger: yeah, i know. everythings illegal here, but that doesnt stop people from getting it.
You: right
Stranger: still, it would be helpful if bud was legal here, wouldnt have to hide it and be all paranoid all the time
You: can imagin that
Stranger: it's fucking repression man, government bullshit
You: yeah
Stranger: what kind of govt. does the netherlands have?
You: we have a social democrat govermant
Stranger: do you have an elected official?
You: the biggest party brings out the Prime mininster
Stranger: ah, i see
Stranger: isn't prostitution legal there?
You: christians BLEGH!!!
Stranger: fuck christians.
You: hooker are legal
Stranger: haha thats funny. so you can just walk down the street and pick one up?
You: yep
Stranger: have you ever done it?
You: or pay a visit
Stranger: oh, like at a brothel?
You: No, i like to go to a bar pick up a girl there
You: is cheaper
You: lol
Stranger: yeah, lol
Stranger: can't buy alcohol =|
You: oh yeah
You: i forgot
Stranger: yeah, it's 21 here
You: we start drinking at an age of 16
Stranger: lucky bastards lol
You: yeah
Stranger: like that's the legal age?
You: happy hours are great after skool
You: yeah that the legal age
Stranger: fuuuck that would be cool
Stranger: only thing I can buy is cigarettes
You: even cooler is it wen the sun is shinning an were sitting in front of the cafe with our beer and a joint, watch people strugling by
You: very chi;
Stranger: i envy you so much lol
Stranger: I want to live there
You: yeah it's paradise
Stranger: what's the weather like?
You: hmmmm
You: lame winters very wet
You: summers are oke
You: 25 to 30 degrees
You: is the max
Stranger: is it hard to get citizenship?
You: i don't know, for americans it's quite easy i think
Stranger: fuck, I seriously might move there one of these days.
You: lots of paperwork tho
Stranger: yeah, of course
You: and your gonna mis familie
Stranger: it wouldn't be for years, I'm broke lol
You: but there where the internet kicks in ofcourse
Stranger: yes, the internet closes all gaps.
You: isn't fantastic?
You:
Stranger: yeah =]
You: How did you get acquainted with this site?
Stranger: what language do you speak other than english? dutch?
Stranger: random person on a forum told me about it.
You: i speak Dutch, German, Franch, English
Stranger: shit, all fluently?
You: No not fluently
Stranger: still, pretty impressive
Stranger: I can only speak english
You: They teach it in skool
Stranger: all of them?
You: we have to
Stranger: wow, that would be cool to me, I love languages
You: yeah all of the languages
Stranger: I want to learn japanese
You: japanese is to hard to handle for me
You: never gonna use it so
Stranger: I haven't tried yet, but yeah. I've heard it's hard to learn
You: they say that Dutch is the hardest language to learn
Stranger: i've always heard Icelandic is insanely hard.
You: never understood that
Stranger: what's the official language there?
You: Dutch
Stranger: ah, cool
You: is the official language
Stranger: why do they teach you so many?
You: because those country's surround us
You: i live 4 miles of the German border
You: 3 miles from the Belgium border (they speak French) and about 30 miles from England
Stranger: word?
You: yeah
You: seriously!
Stranger: you ever visit any of them?
You: ofcourse
You: on my bike
You: lol
Stranger: that's bad ass
Stranger: I'm going to go smoke a cig now, its been cool talking to you.
You: yea was nice
Stranger: peace
You: lates
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: USA ALL TEH WAY
You: NETHERLANDS FOR THE WIN!
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: WE OWN YOUR ASS
You: YOU SUCK AT WAR!
Stranger: YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARMY
You: YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: I thought this was a friendly conversation
You: It is
Stranger: Help us out maybe?
Stranger: Spare some change?
Stranger: What do you say, for old time's sake?
You: But we have euros, and I think you need dollars
Stranger: They convert
Stranger: Just give us the fucking euros
Stranger: We'll make due
You: But that costs a lot
You: What do you give us
Stranger: Dude, just do it
Stranger: You get BABES dude
Stranger: BABES
You: How many?
You: ?
Stranger: Limitless
Stranger: Babes for Euros
Stranger: Easy right?
Stranger: Come on man, do it
You: OK, that's a deal
You: Which bank account?
Stranger: USA
You: Which number?
Stranger: NUBMER ONE!
Stranger: USA USA USA!
You: OK
You: Trying it now
Stranger: You'll get your babes in a few weeks
Stranger: They have to go by boat obviously
You: Oh, I can't transfer
Stranger: Why not?
You: Your account has been blocked by dept
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: Well shit
Stranger: Well I'll make sure you get your babes anyways
Stranger: On me
You: OK, thanks. I have to go, the Tweede Kamer is waiting for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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'Blind chat' nieuwste trend op internet 8-04-09


Zeg je vriendennetwerk maar vaarwel, de nieuwste trend is chatten met vreemden via Omegle.com.

De 18-jarige Amerikaanse scholier Leif Brooks heeft een systeem ontwikkeld dat twee bezoekers die tegelijkertijd de site bezoeken aan elkaar linkt. Die twee kunnen vervolgens geheel anoniem met elkaar chatten. En als ze het zat zijn kunnen ze gewoon doorklikken naar een volgende chat.

Omegle.com is pas twee weken online en heeft nu maximaal 5.000 bezoekers tegelijk online. De eerste dagen waren dat er maar een paar honderd, voornamelijk vrienden van Brooks. Via hen heeft het zich als een olievlek verspreid. De laatste paar dagen melden zich ook Fransen, Australiërs en Brazilianen op de site.

Stranger
We doen een testje op de redactie. Het aanmelden gaat heel gemakkelijk, er hoeft geen programma voor gedownload te worden. Je kunt eigenlijk meteen beginnen met chatten. Je chatpartner wordt aangeduid als "stranger'.

Mijn "blind chat" blijkt een 21-jarige Amerikaanse scholier in Chicago te zijn. Het is daar een uur of vier 's nachts, maar hij is nog online. Dat komt, zo schrijft hij mij, doordat hij dronken is en nog geen zin heeft om naar bed te gaan. Ondanks zijn dronkenschap weet hij toch nog een aardig gesprek op gang te houden over Obama en vrouwenemancipatie in Amerika.

Ook meldt hij dat de site veel last heeft van zogenaamde "trolls". Mensen die meteen beginnen te schelden nadat je een gesprek bent begonnen. Brooks onderkent dit probleem en schrijft in zijn weblog dat hij werkt aan een oplossing hiervoor.

Silicon Valley
Leif Brooks zit nog op school en woont in het plaatsje Brattleboro in Vermont. Hij is al benaderd door directeuren van grote IT-bedrijven in Silicon Valley die hem graag hun bedrijf willen binnenhalen. Maar hij wil eerst zijn school afmaken en daarna computertechnologie gaan studeren.

Voorlopig verdient hij ook nog niet veel aan zijn vinding. Hij krijgt wat geld voor een paar advertenties op de site, maar die dekken de kosten niet van de grotere server die hij zal moeten aanschaffen als de bezoekersaantallen in hetzelfde tempo blijven groeien.

http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)/080409_omegle.html#

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You: I take you into my kitchen
You: showing you my spatulas
Stranger: because there are people outside the us
You: and all of my long spoons
You: I press you against the oven
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: stop!
You: FUCK! the stove was on
You: SORRY!
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: i grab the fire extinguisher and cover you with the white dust stuff.
You: I take an egg beater to myself
Stranger: stop
You: -splat- -splat- -splat-
You: I put my hand in my blender
Stranger: Why are you doing that?
You: and turn it on
Stranger: omg
You: LICK MY WRIST-STUMP
You: you play hard to get, so i rub my bloody wrist on your forehead
Stranger: This is why there are no women on the internet
You: and write my name on you
You: with my wrist blood
Stranger: Because of people like you!
You: mmmm.... I'm getting hard
Stranger: I hate you!
You: WET
You: WET
You: IM GETTING WET
Stranger: Your an ass!
You: you say you hate me as you grab my long penis and start nibbling it off

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: BANG!
Stranger: your dead
You: /dies
Stranger:
You:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:32 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Geen van die /b/tards gelooft ooit dat ik een meisje ben Heel irritant.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:36 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:
zitten volgensmij alleen kerels op die site

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You: Hi!
Stranger: Heey!
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine you?
Stranger:
You: Great
You:
Stranger: asl?
You: So
You: ah
Stranger:
You: Your male i guess
Stranger: NOOO D:
You: Cause every male starts with ASL
You: Then your brazilian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: How are you!?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: Hot
You: but
You: Blonde
You: Sweden
You: 1.70
You: 59 kg
You: what else
Stranger: haha =P
Stranger: that about covers it
Stranger: got a pic?
You: no
You: your male?
Stranger: yea
You: i'm a lesbian....
You: Sorry!
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jahreiiiiiiiin
You: THarin!
Stranger: whatsup
You: Nothing much
You: there=:
Stranger: u are a stranger ?
You: not to me i am
You: are you ?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: we are
Stranger: perfect strangers
Stranger: asl?
You: thats a good movie
You: asl is someting stupid
Stranger: thats a good song
Stranger: of deep purple
You: that to
You: but the asl stuff is lame
Stranger: its short
Stranger: thats but why i used it
You: i disconnect peole who use that
You: they are just out there to get little teenage girls
You: using asl
Stranger: haha
You: hoping they will have a 12 year old girl on it
Stranger: i'm no pedopgilian
Stranger: philian*
You: never said that
You: you start diffrent
You: most peole just say asl
You: thats it
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then where you from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: holland?
You: yupo
Stranger: nice
Stranger: youre in melbourne?
You: no
You: are you ?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm from turkey
You: aah
You: are you meki ?
Stranger: whats "meki"?
Stranger: hey?
You: its a guy from turkey
Stranger: whats it
Stranger: never heard about it
You: he is a big political guy in holland now
Stranger: isn't meki moroccan?
You: true
Stranger: then he's not a turk
You: how do you know
Stranger: because moroccan people aren't turks?
You: i know
Stranger: they are arabic
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know meki isnt a turk ?
Stranger: meki is not a turkish name
Stranger: and he's from morocco
Stranger: that's how i know
Stranger: is it enough?
You: how do you know he is from morocco
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i know it
Stranger: heard of it
You: He hase his own shop
You: the meki shop
Stranger: well, whats the point
Stranger: of the "meki" shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ni!
Stranger: hi
You: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Stranger: it's alex gaskarth
You: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
Stranger: Ni!
You: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
You: Neee-wom!!!!
Stranger: ????????
You: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand.. a sacrifice!
Stranger: WTF
You: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
You: We want... a shrubbery!
Stranger: WHAT
You: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this chat... alive!
You: One that looks nice.
You: And not too expensive.
You: Now... go!
Stranger: okay
You: Ni!
Stranger: here
Stranger: ....
You: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say.. 'Ni'!
Stranger: ....
You: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!
You: 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!!!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: You have failed!!! Lollerfail!!1einz!!1!!
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck you
You: So, imagine we would be conjoined twins
You: wouldnt that be fun?
Stranger: no cuz you would be touching my dick the whole time
You: Our dick my friend, our dick
You: or should i say, brother
Stranger: ah so your into incest
Stranger: so how was your mom
You: i dont know how that works actually
You: is it masturbation or incest
You: good question
Stranger: incest
Stranger: so how was she???
Stranger: did u put it in her?
You: Well it started our a bit bad, but in the end she took it like a whore
Stranger: ahh i see how about your sister
You: why you keep saying "Your"?
You: Its our, we are conjoined
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:38 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:

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ff gemist

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:45 schreef Toad het volgende:

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Ik kan het niet meer vinden. Het was ergens van het weekend dat het in een topic stond. Het klonk erg schattig, ze hadden elkaar direct gebeld ofzo en gingen vandaag (donderdag) wat leuks doen in utrecht.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're not my friend buddy
You: your not my buddy friend
Stranger: you're not my friend guy
You: you're not my guy mate
Stranger: you're not my guy chum
You: you're not my chum bro
Stranger: you're not my bro homie
You: You're not my homie amigo
Stranger: you're not my amigo sonny
You: you're not my sonny boy
Stranger: you're not my boy blud
You: you're not my blud sport
Stranger: you're not my sport gringo
You: you're not my gringo hermano
Stranger: you're not my hermano dawg
You: youre not my dawg player
Stranger: you're not my player nigga
You: you're not my nigga son
Stranger: you're not my son pal
You: you're not my pal brotha
Stranger: you're not my brother comrade
You: you're not my comrade cohort
Stranger: you're not my cohort ally
You: you're not my ally crony
Stranger: you're not my crony partner
You: you're not my partner compatriot
Stranger: you're not my compatriot confidant
You: you're not my confidant colleague
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 01:28 schreef Tweek het volgende:

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Ik win!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wazzzaaa
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: 15/f/netherlands
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:53 schreef seetjai het volgende:

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Was er toen niet een link naar Elle forum

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You: gotta be around 9 pm there, right?
Stranger: 8 pm now
You: weird
Stranger: and over there?
You: the girl i know said there was a 5 hour difference in time between boston and amsterdam
You: 2 am
Stranger: it depends on the time of the year
You: heh
You: this is gonna be a very wild shot
You: but do you know Cara Anderman?
Stranger: a teacher or someti=hing?
You:
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Now another wild shot
You: what does she teach?
Stranger: French!
You: Thats right!!!
Stranger: why the question?
You: just a wild shot as i said, hehe
You: Do you see her often?
Stranger: Once a week
You: well hug her from me when you see her
Stranger: Justin right?
You: Yu, she'll know me
Stranger: Will do! Bye now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 02:14 schreef Toad het volgende:
Zonde van Hara.

Wel jammer dat Stranger direct disconnect Drizzt.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so what's your story?
Stranger: I did something very bad
You: oh noooes
You: what?
Stranger: I drove over my cat
You: really?
Stranger: accidently
You: i must say i do not know if i should laugh or cry...
You: it sounds way sad
Stranger: But i i saw its dead body, it looked cool. Maybe ill do it again
You: drive over your dead cat again?
You: or a new cat?
Stranger: I ll take the cat of my neighbour
You: your sick
Stranger: :-/
You: you should be nice to furry creatures
You: although bonzai kittens are an exception
Stranger: Hmm
You: http://l.pixelcube.hu/content/bonsai_kitten.png
You: furry funny
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Maybe i can do that too
You: you might as well, now you already run over your cat
You:
You: run=ran
Stranger: you are right
You: but besides running cats over, what is it that you do?
Stranger: And whats about you
You: well i aint running cats over thats for sure
Stranger: First i thought ; omg but then i liked the view of it
Stranger: dont know why
You: are you really serious now?
Stranger: yes
You: you swear?
Stranger: of course, i would make a picture if i could
You: i thought you were pulling my leg
You: youre really sick
You have disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:20 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not

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You: hi!
Stranger: What was in the beginning?
You: no one knows
Stranger: fair enough
You: i think you can't know
You: ever
You: what do you think?
Stranger: I also would have accepted, "the word, and the word was with God," or "the world, and it was without form and void," or a reference to Ymir the giant
Stranger: something about Xibalba would have been pretty cool, too
You: whats that?
Stranger: the Aztec underworld
You: maybe there was xibalba/chaos
You: and Ymir created order
Stranger: well, Ymir we know something about
You: hence nature laws
Stranger: could work
You: i know a site concerning the subject deeply
You: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Stranger: dude, if this is a link to a page full of pictures of your junk, we're finished here

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:32 schreef kamikaze het volgende:

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heb je bewijs verzameld?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds

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Connection asploded.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no, cable internet
You: adsl is way too expensive
Stranger: ..........

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Stranger: hi
You: "Hi!"
Stranger: i am chinese
You: I eat Chinese

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 08:03 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

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Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: England, and you
You: NL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hoe gaat het met jou?
You: You think?
You: Goed, met jou?:P
Stranger: goed
Stranger: heb je een olifant in je apotheek?
You: Dude, your fucking fantastic!
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: how so?
You: Do you've got a elephant in your pharmacie
Stranger: xD
You: That's brilliant!:P
Stranger: do you?
You: No, I'm sorry
Stranger: aww, thats too bad
You:

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:02 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Sukkel.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Jij weet ook niet tegen wie je het zegt?

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hiho!
Stranger: I'm Jesus
Stranger: You okay?
You: doing great!
Stranger: Sweet
You: so, shouldn't you be buried or something?
Stranger: Nah, I can come back to life and shit
Stranger: Like ET
Stranger: It's pretty cool
You: i thought that was only like next monday
Stranger: That was the only time I did it in front of people
Stranger: But after all the fuss they made I decided to do it in secret
You: i understand.
You: but can't you make money out ofit?
You: like, sell bread and fish and stuff?
You: or a courierservice across the sea?
You: with the whole walking on water-thing
Stranger: I did stiff like that for a while
Stranger: But I don't really have a use for money
Stranger: Don't need to buy food, I can make it
Stranger: Don't need a car, I can teleport
You: hadn't thought of that...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Gets kind of boring actually =(
Stranger: Not much point of living when you can't die
You: what would you rather do with your life? besides ending it..
Stranger: I really wanted to be a dancer
Stranger: But my Dad didn't like it
Stranger: He wanted me to be the saviour of mans sin or some shit
You: did you by any chance play a leadrole in that self-named musicalmovie?
You: there was a lot of dancing in it i think
Stranger: I auditioned for it
Stranger: But I didn't get the part =(
You: naw...that sucks...
You: just like parents with high expectations
Stranger: Fucking Andrew Lloyd Weber
Stranger: I hate that musical
You: was it accurate?
Stranger: In reality there was more dancing
Stranger: And more leather
Stranger: And more loincloths
You: leather loincloths?
Stranger: It was SWEET
Stranger: I made the disciples wear them
Stranger: It was our uniform
You: matching uniforms? awesome!
You: you were quite ahead of your time, fashionwise
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've been trying to bring leather loincloths into fashion for 2009 years, but no luck yet =(
You: makes me wonder. the whole leatherthing in the gay-scene. also your work? maybe a failed attempt with the loincloths?
Stranger: I thought they'd be most into it
Stranger: But they took the leather and left the loincloths
You: at least they kept part of it.
You: better some than nothing
Stranger: Yeah but loinclothers are the good part
Stranger: Have you ever felt a cool breeze around your genitals on a hot morning?
You: yeah, its like the wrapping of the present.
You: presents without wrapping are nice, but with wrapping, the surprise is bigger
You: ohh, yes i have!
Stranger: Thats the joy of the loincloth
Stranger: Gets kind of awkward in a strong wind though
You: nothing that a piece of string cant fix...
You: watch out what you tie it to though, could get messy..
Stranger: Maybe that's why people run away when I chase them round trying to pull their clothes of and force a loincloth on them
You: could very well be, yes.
You: but maybe it's the beard.
You: it might be a turn off for most people.
You: too long, too much hair in the wrong place
Stranger: Should I shave it?
Stranger: It.s cool though
You: maybe, or at least trim it.
You: a short manly stubble might work
Stranger: It runs all the way down, goes between my legs and joins on with the hair on the back of my head
You: i'd keep it all at one length, makes for a nice and even look
You: maybe throw a little color in it
Stranger: Pink?
Stranger: Would that be a good look?
You: depending in the season, a little chestnut-brown in the fall, or a lighter brown/dark blonde in the spring
You: pink might be a little too daring
You: but it would be awesome on new years eve, or other special events and parties
Stranger: If people don't like it I can strike them down with lightning though
You: i think there is just a small group who is into that
Stranger: Ah I g2g and do Jesus things
Stranger: See you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
nu: gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:07 schreef YourBuddy het volgende:

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Laat hem gewoon lekker Engels typen,, gaat echt nergens over zo

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:50 schreef Ayca het volgende:

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ik heb ze allemaal gehad

chinese voor het eerst vandaag trouwens

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 17:02 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Veel Chinezen en Japanners vandaag...

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:59 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Wtf Meki is bekend in turkije
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You: Who is it?
You: Will you win the curved, yellow food?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there!
Stranger: From?
You: how are you
Stranger: Male or female?
You: you?
Stranger: I'm going. Fine. You?
You: lol, ja hoor
Stranger: Brazil, you?
You: holland
Stranger: Amsterdam, Ultrecht...?
Stranger: Welkom!
You: Leiden, between Amsterdam and The Hague
You: Dank
Stranger: Niet zo!
You: wel zo
Stranger: I've never heard the name of your town before.
Stranger:
Wat vind je leuk?
You: Thats normal for foreigners, every time i get to a foreign country i say that i am from near Amsterdam
Stranger: All right!!!
Stranger:
Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
You: where does your dutch knowledge come from?
Stranger: A little bit from my neighbour, something from Google Translator.
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
Stranger: I use this tool to practice it.
You: lol, ik geloof er werkeleijk geen ene flikker van
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
You: you are taking me in the Mailing right?
Stranger:
Flicker? How so?
Stranger: Certainly!
Stranger: Mailing? Ooops!!!
You: Me jjamo ....., y tu?
Stranger: Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down.
Stranger: Hi !
Stranger: wow
You: ever had that happening to you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm on a laptop
You: do you use a keyboard?
You: ok
You: that would eb even harder i think
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: France
Stranger: i also meet someone here from Holland
You: je suis desolee mais je ne parlez pas francais
Stranger: no worry , i speak english
You: great
Stranger: a little ^^
Stranger: i'm 14 and you ?
You: im 25
You: turned 25 some days ago
You: you are left handed
Stranger: no
You: it wasnt a question
Stranger: why did you say i was left handed ?
You: why wouldnt i?
You: do you gfeel offended by it?
You: feel*
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you are really intelligent
You: ok so no need to make a big point out of it right?
You: thats very kind
Stranger: ok ok
You: what gave it away?
Stranger: what are you talking about ?
You: Stranger: i think you are really intelligent - what gave it away?
You: im not too confusing i hope
You: that would be a shame
Stranger: i say that because ... "I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down." that was funny and clever
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: i Dont know why , but i think so
You: well apart from the obvious typo i made
You: uNpside-dow
You: good thing you copy-pasted it, so i can fix it for my next conversation
You: i wouldnt have spotted it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what is your favourite tv show ?
You: scrubs
You: have you seen it?
You: a hospital comedy
Stranger: no , it must be only of your country
You: no its american
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sorry , gtg
Stranger: go to go
Stranger: bye
You: great
You: toedels

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: we're going to do a backwards conversation, no?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: i had this already once
You: oh
You: thats weird i jsut thought it up myself
Stranger: i know you then
Stranger: hehehehe
You: no this is the fifth omegle conversation in ym life
You: damn my keys keep hopping around on my keyboard
You: let me rearrange them a bit
Stranger: oh you silly!
Stranger: go on
You: ok done, this should be fine now
You: so you already did a backwards conversation once huh?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: but someone tried to do that with me
You: alright
You: i was afraid my memory was playing tricks on me
You: much like my keyboard was
Stranger: okay
You: I take it you disconnected at the previous try
You: concerning the backwards thing
Stranger: i don't remember really
You: seems like Im not the only one with malfunctioning memory
You: do you get enough sleep?
Stranger: usually yes
You: that could screw up your memory quite a bit you know
You: ok
Stranger: i sleep 10 hours at night
You: I envy you
You: were do you find the time
Stranger: i like sleeping
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: but my studies are late
You: yeah me too, but i never want to go to bed, and once im in it I never want to leave it
Stranger: same
You: which study do you do?
Stranger: i think i'm in high school
Stranger: it's my third year
You: but youre not sure?
Stranger: well, it's a bit different here
You: try me...
Stranger: than in america
Stranger: i'll graduate next year
You: things are quite different here too, than in america
Stranger: i sleep all the morning classes
You: thats cool, then you go to college?
Stranger: or university
Stranger: don't know waht's the difference
You: I used to do that, sleeping through my morning classes
Stranger: what's
You: but only on mondays
You: university is for smarter people I think?
Stranger: yeah
You: so uni it will be?
Stranger: don't know yet
Stranger: if i'm smart enough
You: havent you planned a educational carreer yet?
You: I know i hadnt
You: should have though
Stranger: maybe i'll go study geography
Stranger: or ancient roman culture
You: thats nice
You: i went to rome last year on holliday
You: beautifull city
Stranger: but the later is just stupid
You: why?
Stranger: you can't get any job
You: i suppose
Stranger: you will end as cleaner
You: you could write a book, but guess they already have some of those on that subject
Stranger: yeah
You: or work for a travel agency
You: but thats a waste of money
Stranger: there's not that much more to find about the roman culture
You: better take another study then
Stranger: yeah
You: something like ancient zimbabwean culture
You: havent met anyone who has done that yet
Stranger: yeah
You: you can put a bone through your nose and mingle with the locals
You: thatl be blast
You: a blast*
You: you like flowers?
Stranger: some
You: which?
Stranger: like clovers
Stranger: or
You: you like lepregauns too?
You: they like clovers i heared
Stranger: lily-of-the-valleys
You: i dont think the have those in zimbabwe
Stranger: no
You: i like tulips
Stranger: i searched lepragaun
Stranger: and i found this
You: astound me...
Stranger: http://lottieb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leprechaun.jpg
You: thats one hot littleperson
You: not too keen on the beard though
Stranger: it's quite bushy
You: yeah you can say that again
Stranger: yeah
You: really... say that again
Stranger: no!
Stranger: it was fun but now it's over
You: you giving me attitude?
Stranger: you know rudy?
You: redfinger?
You: rudy redfinger?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: rudy guilliani?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just rudy
You: rudy rampetamper?
You: oh ok
Stranger: the guy with huge afro!
You: then no
Stranger: and the monk dress
You: monk dont dress
You: most of them are naked
Stranger: not rudy
You: and the ones not naked are dead
You: so i rudy dead?
You: is*
Stranger: rudy is a psychedelic monk
Stranger: no
Stranger: with a violet dress
You: a goa monk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'll show you a picture!
Stranger: wait
You: i dont like pictures really
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: i'll show you it despite that
You: unless a picture of sixteen little rabbits
You: not that i know much large rabbits
Stranger: lookie!
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/324427018_51fda2332a.jpg?v=0
Stranger: it's rudy!
You: but i imaging they wouldnt be as fluffy
Stranger: you like rudy's looks?
You: i think thats the guy that gave me a cheeseburger at mcdonalds
You: i ordered a hamburger
You: no rudy looks like shit
Stranger: ok
You: molested shit
You: the kind you find in german movies
You: that kind of stuff
You: you know what im talking about?
Stranger: no
Stranger: porn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: german porn
Stranger: i have heard about it
You: do you associate molested shit with porn?
Stranger: never seen any
Stranger: yes
You: thats dirty man
You: do you get off when taking a dump?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you?
You: not usually no
Stranger: yeah
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: yeah
You: birds a calling my name
You: are*
Stranger: ok
You: should i answer them you think?
Stranger: if you want
You: thats not encouraging enough so ill pass
You: anyway... now were on the subject of kittens, hows your bicycle doing?
Stranger: actually i don't know
Stranger: my bicycle is on my grandma's garage
You: afraid it will get stolen?
Stranger: no
You: itll be hard to get too, on her garage
Stranger: the saddle is too high
You: no wonder
Stranger: i can't use it now
You: if you put your biko on a garage the saddle is gonna be on the garage too
You: bike*
Stranger: and i don't have a tool
Stranger: so
You: you are a tool
Stranger: i need to go by bus
Stranger: or walk
You: maybe you can use yourself
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's impossible
You: tried it already?
Stranger: no
You: then how do you know its impossible?
Stranger: but i'm sure
Stranger: i have strong sense of sure
You: it might be improbable but possible not impossible, thats a probability isnt it?
You: possibly*
Stranger: i think i'll leave you now
Stranger: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 20:06 schreef drummerdude het volgende:
Toch vaag hoor, praat je in 1 keer met een Amerikaanse marinier die in Irak zit...

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 22:02 schreef mazaru het volgende:

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Dat wordt je verteld. Maar of het waar is.........
Wie zegt dat ik het niet was?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 01:09 schreef Flashwin het volgende:
ik ga ook weer ff kansloos doen

edit: omegle down?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:45 schreef jakkop het volgende:
Het gebeurd me nu al voor de 2e x: ik praat met mezelf

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 19:53 schreef WheeleE het volgende:

Eigenlijk sneu om m straks uit de droom te moeten helpen

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 03:20 schreef Lamzak_ het volgende:

[..]

Haha
ook dual screen en 4 chatvensters open?
Ik heb een gesprek met mezelf gehad, 15 zinnen...