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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: who are you
You: Luke, I'm your father
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Springsteen - I'm On Fire, moest 'm ff proberenquote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi?
You: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: Hey little girl is your daddy home?
You: Did he go away and leave you all alone?
You: I got a bad desire
You: Im on fire
You: Tell me now baby is he good to you?
You: Can he do to you the things that I do?
You: I can take you higher
You: Ooooh, Im on fire
Stranger: my daddy don't live with me :s
quote:You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: How you doin'
You: I come from Gothan City
You: you?
Stranger: in which country it's ??
Stranger: france
quote:You: hi!
Stranger: ko ? es nesapratu tevi
Stranger: aj jj zABEJ
You: HUH?
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quote:You: hi
Stranger: LUTEFISK!!!!!
You: ghello!
Stranger: bye
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Wen er maar aanquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef rudedeltadude het volgende:
nou mijn eerste gesprek was al direct een succes:
[..]
post it!quote:
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good afternoon madam. If you are Brasillian or from Finland, please die. I'm tired of talking to you faggots. Thanks for understanding. Now tell me about yourself.
You: I agree with that
Stranger: where u from
You: The whole fucking day all i've got were finish people and brasilian
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: me too
You: Italy
You: And you
Stranger: awlll man thats almost just as bad
Stranger: but I'll let you slide
You: And you?
Stranger: I'm from Brazil
JA dusquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Ik kreeg dit linkje van 1tje
http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=e9k5es0kzia26vhnr9vb9e5nowjtid
Zou dat werken
quote:You just got rick rolled
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: who made it
You: Rick Astley ofcourse!
Stranger: who is he
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Ik tref anders verrassend veel serieuze mensenquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:35 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Totaal geen plezier meer aan. Geen enkel mens is daar serieus.
quote:Stranger: show me your boobs
You: Okay
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: nice boobs
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quote:Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: DONT SAY HI
Stranger: FUCK
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quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who dis
You: WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!!?!?!?!
You: OMG!
You: I can't believe it!
You: That was so cruel!
You: Why would you do that to someone?
Stranger: lol nice
You: tell me, why did you do it?
Stranger: for the lulz
You: Oh so you thought it was funny to spit someones head on a stick, cut the rest of the body into pieces and eat it, and hang the head on the wall to decorate it?!
Stranger: the head or the wall
You: decorate the wall with the head ^^
You: allthough you might decorate the head by hanging it on the wall too o_O
Stranger: how about i decorate the wall then teh head
Stranger: and make it give me head head
You: That could be an option too
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: is it male or female
Stranger: because im no fag
Stranger:
You: female
You: her name was Cindy
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Stranger: and i dont fuck with black chicks
You: I still think it was cruel what you did though...
Stranger: they smell like babies
You: no she's white as can be
Stranger: lol
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quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: noone?
Stranger: crsx owns you
You: Yeah
You: I know
Stranger: good
You: Its not as bad as you think
Stranger: whats not bad
You: Could be worse
You: That he owns me
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not a he
Stranger: its a collective
You: A what ?
Stranger: and its the fucking worst thing ever
You: No it isnt
You: Could be worse
You: And it a 'He'
Stranger: crsx owns you
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Je moet gewoon net zo lang disconnecten tot er iemand écht in gaat op iets debiels wat je zegt xDquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Henk
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?quote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:49 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><
xD![]()
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.
Je bent trouwens niet op msnquote:
Offline weergevenquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:52 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[..]
Je bent trouwens niet op msn![]()
Maikel ?
quote:]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to feel you inside me
You: Okay
Stranger: i want you to grind my pussy till i scream your name
You: My name is Michaelisjnov
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Amerikanenquote:You: I am watching kiddie pr0n
Stranger: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: SSSSSSSST
Stranger: Kiddie porn sucks
You: NO it doesn't
Stranger: I preffer Granny - Horse porn
You: I can give you the download linke trough megaupload
Stranger: I really rather not to get that link.
Niet echt klantvriendelijk dit!quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can you tell me more about my last invoice I've received?
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: what's the problem
You: There's some weird numbers on it.
You: Could you explain them?
Stranger: you're at the right place
You: For example.
Stranger: what are they then?
You: Where it says "Last received" it says: "35,#22."
You: What does this mean?
You: Sir?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: it means that you will day at the age of 35
Stranger: no panic
You: I will day? Could you explain please?
Stranger: i meant die
You: Okay, wow.
You: What kind of invoices are you sending! Thought this was a mobile phone company.
Stranger: no, this is astro company
You: Sir, I pay 35 cents a minute for this conversation, could you please hurry a little?
Stranger: no, that's my job
You: Could you transfer me to the correct department please?
Stranger: that's not my job
You: Sir, I will try again.
Stranger: ok
You: Thank you for your time and being an inconsiderate bastard.
You: Goodbye.
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quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
You: of course I am
You: got a problem with that?
Stranger: yeah i have actually
You: why, did your daddy leave you?
Stranger: yeah, he left me to fuck you
Stranger: you stupid cunt
You: o great, only one problem, I dont have a cunt, but up the ass is ok too
Stranger: YOURE A CUNT
Stranger: PRICK
Stranger: HOE BAG
Stranger: UR MOMMAS UGLY
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De laatste loodjes.quote:You: Sex on the phone
Stranger: hi
You: Im so alone
You: some sex on the phone
You: I need it so
You: Okay
Stranger: what´s your name
Stranger: ?
You: Ill do what you say
You: Come on
Stranger: where do you from?
You: I am nurse Betty from Germany
You: Oh please help me doctor dick
You: I need your love I feel so sick
Stranger: bay
You: Oh doctor please deep deep deeper
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Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergetenquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:34 schreef kweek89 het volgende:
ben een Amerikaan tegengekomen, vet chille gast! bizar...heel erg aardig, hebben ongeveer dezelfde interesse(muziek) even oud enzo...prima !
xDDDquote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: Bella?
You: I don't like veggies
Stranger: Don't joke with me Bella.
Stranger: You know what I am now.
You: why not?
You: actually I don't
Stranger: I HAVE THE SKIN OF A KILLER.
You: Oh nice
Stranger: Aren't you afraid?
You: not quite no
Stranger: You should be.
You: why?
Stranger: I'm hungry.
You: veggies aren't frightening
Stranger: Your jokes are no longer amusing Bella.
Stranger: You know I am hungry for you.
You: oh you think you're a funny dude then?
You: Go ahead, I'm delicious
Stranger: Funny? No. Dangerous? Extremely.
You: that totally turns me on Edward!
Stranger: Really?!
You: yes it does
Stranger: DOES MY MARBLE SKIN TURN YOU ON?!
You: uhuh
You: but still I don't like vegetarians
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I am no vegetarian.
You: good thing
Stranger: I must leave you now, my love.
You: Okay, by Eddie! <3
You: *bye
Stranger: I shall watch you whilst you sleep tonight.
You: that would do just fine! ^^
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Stomme pubers die uit zijn op 16 jarige meisjes en constant ASL spammen totdat ze wat vangenquote:Stranger: ASL?
You: no i got dsl its a lot faster about 2mbit
Stranger: no i mean a/s/l
You: oh yes thats pretty good too but dsl is faster
Stranger: what
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tvpquote:You: je bent toch geen fokker he
Stranger: haha nee man
You: mooi, ik wel
quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Furious
Stranger: why?
Stranger: pessoal problem?
You: Because you slept with my sister! She's only 15 man!
Stranger: i didnt do it!
Stranger: who slept with her?
You: You did! It's obvious and there's no denying it!
You: Why did you do it?!
Stranger: did you know with im a girl or a boy? a man, or a woman?
You: Does it matter? There are ways to make anything happen
Stranger: i did it, because i wanna fuck with her, she was virgin! and i was crazy for a pussy, very big! it was very exciting, my penis, was biig and hard!
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: what ar you going to do now?
Stranger: kill me?
You: Don't you think it's wrong? She's an amputee for god's sake, there's no resistance in her!
You: I shall not kill you, the thousand nations of the Persian empire shall descent upon you!
Stranger: does it make some difference?
Stranger: i wanna fuck her! and i did it
You: Congratulations, you have won the prize!
Stranger: what a hell is this?
You: You want to know what the prize is?
Stranger: yeah
You: HIV
You: Enjoy
Stranger: ahaahahahaha
Stranger: go to the hell!
You: I'm sure you'd love to meet me but I have other plans.
Stranger: i didn't do anything!
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: and age!
You: I'm Agent Smith, 37 years old
Stranger: fuck you!
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En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer vanquote:Stranger: do you like funny cat videos?
You: only Bonzai kittens
Stranger: i didn't make a bonsai kitten today, but i did shoot a funny video of my roommate's cat
Stranger: http://thedylanlove.com/2(...)-and-out-of-the-bag/
You: good for you
You: so its your pussy on video
Stranger: my roommate's pussy
You: is she hot ?
Stranger: he's a dude who works at cracker barrel
You: he is the guy that was on oprah a view months back ?
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Stervende Hoeren Kankerkachel!
You: nl?
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quote:Stranger: hey
You: --- ___---
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: another guy asking to see my underage boobs ?
Stranger: Nope just another bored guy
You: they all say that
You: -______-
You: why are all you guy's so pedofile
Stranger: Shame, use all say your underage when one. your probably not and two your probably a man anyway
Stranger: =O
a view months backquote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:54 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[..]
En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer van![]()
quote:
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello!
You: hey there!
Stranger: sup?
You: me you bitches, I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
Stranger: That's stupid, and stop making up words.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
de hele leuke geef ik een email adres:)quote:Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:37 schreef BoerBert het volgende:
[..]
Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergeten) over the Dark Knight, Tom Cruise en zijn reisje naar Amsterdam en bijbehorende hoertjes. Eerst een beetje zitten fokken met 'm, maar aan het eind bleek het toch wel een leuk gesprek te zijn geweest. Toch jammer dat je zulke lui nooit meer tegenkomt.
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: ADSL?
Stranger: ADHD
Stranger: Lolwtf?
You: is it fast?
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quote:Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:32 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
15-jarige Braziliaanse sletjes die maar te graag hun foto's willen laten zien.
Dude.quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you wanna know how i got these scars?
Your: hi
Stranger: DO YOU?!?!?!?
Your: nope
Stranger: damn
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Vitun Perkele!quote:Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:46 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
Hier een oprechte mening van een FIN(Finnen)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi:)
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: nice city?
You: Well we try, where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from finland
You: Do you have troubles with Maroccans
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: they're assholes
Stranger: you too?
You: yeah i know
You: Ja het zijn echt mongolen
Stranger: jag kan inte tala hollandaise
You: ooh you don't speak dutch
You: sorry
Stranger: no,sorry:)
Stranger: so you're a guy,I guess?
You: Well everybody says fins are Maroccans
You: so tell me why are you not a Maroccan
Stranger: how's that?
Stranger: yes,we are Maroccans but we aren't native Maroccans
Stranger: those native Maroccans are motherfuckers
You: Well if the say it's the Maroccans the say maybe they are the Fins
You: so help me with this problem
Stranger: what are you trying to say?
You: They can't say they are Maroccans so they say the are the fins
Stranger: oh yes,that really solved my question,still can't figure out what are you talkin' 'bout
You: It's a FOK joke they have a website
Stranger: ok:)
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quote:You: do you study in utrecht?
Stranger: Well yeah
You: oke
Stranger: University of Utrecht
You: good
Stranger: Interesting innit?
You: not really
You: unless you're a chick
Stranger: Im so amazed u didnt find out yet
You: find out what?
Stranger: Do u have to show my tits in order to make u know im a lady?
Stranger: geesh
Stranger: the kids of these days
You: hehe
You: u could if you want tough
You: but calling me a kid is pushing it
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: what will i get?
You: a good karma
Stranger: oh boy ur turning me on
Stranger: U have a thing for american ladies eh
Stranger: u player u
You: yes i know, i am a P.I.M.P.
You: know what im sayin'?
Stranger: Oh crap
You: girls dont crap
Stranger: dude is trying to talk like xzibit
Stranger: my man xzibit
You: x tot the z
Stranger: now ur turning me off punk
Stranger: behave like a man
Stranger: not a 14 yo boy aight?
You: behave like a girl and show ur tits
You: no 22 you?
Stranger: 26
You: damn, old chick
Stranger: yeah but the older the better
You: so you like talking dirty to natives?
Stranger: ok give me ur msn n ill give it a shot.. but after this whole thing we block n delete each other aight?
You: dude serious
Stranger: excuse me?
You: give me yours
You: ill add u
Stranger: forget it, ur pissing ur pants already
Stranger: calling urself a man
You:![]()
You: you are total fail
Stranger: Oh yeah till about a second ago ur nose was in my ass for my tits
You: are you seriously trying to seduce a guy who is 4 years younger than yourself
Stranger: whos the fail again>
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: well sure
Stranger: well wth is up with age?
You: but you didnt show them did you?
Stranger: u narrow minded freak
You: lol
You: i see
Stranger: Im never talking to strangers again
Stranger: should have listened to my mom
You: your mom
You:
Stranger: yeah
You: so, did you do a lot of dutch guys already?
Stranger: no?
You: why not?
Stranger: Did i give u the impression that im a slut?
Stranger: geesh
You: a bit yes
Stranger: narrow minder freak take.2
Stranger: minded*
You: spelling fail take 2
Stranger: soo random
You: makes you hot doesnt it?
Stranger: damn whats that in the crack of my ass??
Stranger: Oh its just ur nose
You: yes it is, thank you there is a LCD screen up your ass so i can still chat on omegle
Stranger: my brother
Stranger: the sentence u just typed
You: yeah?
Stranger: doesnt make any fucking sense
Stranger: learn to formulate properly
Stranger: then go on elaborating ur point
Stranger: si?
You: try to formulate a sentence in dutch
Stranger: Ok hier dan
Stranger: Nederlands
Stranger: up yaw face
Stranger: Geesh
You: total win, you typed 3 words
You: oke
You: no try spanish
You: estás un poco loco no?
Stranger: Wat wil je dat ik dan schrijf? Jij narrow minded freak take.3?
Stranger: Ik studeer hier, ik kan heus wel nederlands praten asshole
You: zo zo
You: heel goed
You: waarom zeg je dan dat je het niet kan?
You:
Stranger: Now if ull excuse me
Stranger: I have better stuff to do than talk to a mere boy
You: you gonna masturbate now
You: sure go ahead
You: bye
quote:Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WANNA PLAY THE GAME!?!?!?!?!
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: OMG OMG OMG
You:
You: CAN I PLAY AGAIN?!
Stranger: k
You: COOL
Stranger: Starting
Stranger: now!!!!
You: K K K K K !
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: DAMN
You: AGAIN PLS
Stranger: wow you suck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: once more
You: YE :/
Stranger: and
Stranger: go!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!!
You: DUNNO WHY THOUGH
You: DAMNIT
You: WHY?!
You:
Stranger: rofl
You: AGAIN PLS!
Stranger: ok ok fine
Stranger: and....
Stranger: GO!
You: !!
You: WIN
Stranger: YOU LOSE AGAIN BITCH!
Stranger: ohh
You: WTF
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: no111
You: !!!
Stranger: i lost
Stranger:
You: HAH
Stranger: you beat me!
You: I R PRO
Stranger: rofl
You: LETZ DO IT AGAIN K?
You: STARTING!
You: WIN
You: W00T
You: U LOSE
You: !
Stranger: D:
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: oyu suck
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