Omegle #7

Ik hoor net dat dit een leuk topic is om te volgen. Dat ga ik dus even doen.

Ja.

Geniale site, veel rare gasten maar toch wat toffe mensen ontmoet

tvp

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: who are you
You: Luke, I'm your father
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi?
You: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: Hey little girl is your daddy home?
You: Did he go away and leave you all alone?
You: I got a bad desire
You: Im on fire
You: Tell me now baby is he good to you?
You: Can he do to you the things that I do?
You: I can take you higher
You: Ooooh, Im on fire
Stranger: my daddy don't live with me :s

Springsteen - I'm On Fire, moest 'm ff proberen

toch even meekijken

Ik kreeg dit linkje van 1tje

http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=e9k5es0kzia26vhnr9vb9e5nowjtid

Zou dat werken

nou mijn eerste gesprek was al direct een succes:

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You: hi!
Stranger: ko ? es nesapratu tevi
Stranger: aj jj zABEJ
You: HUH?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mijn tweede was net zo'n succes

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You: hi
Stranger: LUTEFISK!!!!!
You: ghello!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ik krijg een pic van iemand.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef rudedeltadude het volgende:
nou mijn eerste gesprek was al direct een succes:
[..]

Wen er maar aan

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:24 schreef Smart_ass het volgende:
Ik krijg een pic van iemand.

post it!

Oh beetje saai.

http://twitter.com/ben_cameron

is er al iemand verslaafd?
iemand al msnnetjes van mooie , blonde, finse, dames?

Yo OP

Echt, de humor van sommigen

Totaal geen plezier meer aan. Geen enkel mens is daar serieus.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good afternoon madam. If you are Brasillian or from Finland, please die. I'm tired of talking to you faggots. Thanks for understanding. Now tell me about yourself.
You: I agree with that
Stranger: where u from
You: The whole fucking day all i've got were finish people and brasilian
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: me too
You: Italy
You: And you
Stranger: awlll man thats almost just as bad
Stranger: but I'll let you slide
You: And you?
Stranger: I'm from Brazil

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Ik kreeg dit linkje van 1tje

http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=e9k5es0kzia26vhnr9vb9e5nowjtid

Zou dat werken

JA dus

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You just got rick rolled
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: who made it
You: Rick Astley ofcourse!
Stranger: who is he
You have disconnected.

CULTUURBARBAAR

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:35 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Totaal geen plezier meer aan. Geen enkel mens is daar serieus.

Ik tref anders verrassend veel serieuze mensen


edit: oh wacht

You: im from the netherlands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: show me your boobs
You: Okay
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: nice boobs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: DONT SAY HI
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

[..]

JA dus

Doe 'es posten foto's van cheating girlfriend.

Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who dis
You: WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!!?!?!?!
You: OMG!
You: I can't believe it!
You: That was so cruel!
You: Why would you do that to someone?
Stranger: lol nice
You: tell me, why did you do it?
Stranger: for the lulz
You: Oh so you thought it was funny to spit someones head on a stick, cut the rest of the body into pieces and eat it, and hang the head on the wall to decorate it?!
Stranger: the head or the wall
You: decorate the wall with the head ^^
You: allthough you might decorate the head by hanging it on the wall too o_O
Stranger: how about i decorate the wall then teh head
Stranger: and make it give me head head
You: That could be an option too
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: is it male or female
Stranger: because im no fag
Stranger:
You: female
You: her name was Cindy
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Stranger: and i dont fuck with black chicks
You: I still think it was cruel what you did though...
Stranger: they smell like babies
You: no she's white as can be
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weirde gesprekken daar

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: noone?
Stranger: crsx owns you
You: Yeah
You: I know
Stranger: good
You: Its not as bad as you think
Stranger: whats not bad
You: Could be worse
You: That he owns me
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not a he
Stranger: its a collective
You: A what ?
Stranger: and its the fucking worst thing ever
You: No it isnt
You: Could be worse
You: And it a 'He'
Stranger: crsx owns you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.

Je moet gewoon net zo lang disconnecten tot er iemand écht in gaat op iets debiels wat je zegt xD

You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD

[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Henk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:49 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.

?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:50 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

[..]

?

Je bent trouwens niet op msn
Maikel ?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:52 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

[..]

Je bent trouwens niet op msn
Maikel ?

Offline weergeven ,

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

[..]

Ik wil ook niet met Nederlanders praten

of TVP

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]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to feel you inside me
You: Okay
Stranger: i want you to grind my pussy till i scream your name
You: My name is Michaelisjnov
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: I am watching kiddie pr0n
Stranger: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: SSSSSSSST
Stranger: Kiddie porn sucks
You: NO it doesn't
Stranger: I preffer Granny - Horse porn
You: I can give you the download linke trough megaupload
Stranger: I really rather not to get that link.

Amerikanen

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:55 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

[..]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can you tell me more about my last invoice I've received?
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: what's the problem
You: There's some weird numbers on it.
You: Could you explain them?
Stranger: you're at the right place
You: For example.
Stranger: what are they then?
You: Where it says "Last received" it says: "35,#22."
You: What does this mean?
You: Sir?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: it means that you will day at the age of 35
Stranger: no panic
You: I will day? Could you explain please?
Stranger: i meant die
You: Okay, wow.
You: What kind of invoices are you sending! Thought this was a mobile phone company.
Stranger: no, this is astro company
You: Sir, I pay 35 cents a minute for this conversation, could you please hurry a little?
Stranger: no, that's my job
You: Could you transfer me to the correct department please?
Stranger: that's not my job
You: Sir, I will try again.
Stranger: ok
You: Thank you for your time and being an inconsiderate bastard.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

Niet echt klantvriendelijk dit!

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Stranger: whats dutch law? o.o
Stranger: lol
You: Law of the Netherlands :p
Stranger: sweeeeet!

tvp

Nog steeds bezig?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: My love
You: Who's that?
You: Are you Kevin?
Stranger: there is only you in my life
You: Kevin is that you?
Stranger: I was going to break out in song
Stranger: Endless Love
You: please don't
You: or I'll rickroll you!
Stranger: can we rickroll each other?
You: don't think so
You: might be possible though
Stranger: bummer
Stranger: whats the first line?
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: a full commitment is what I'm thinking of
Stranger: you wouldn't get this from anyotherguy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Stranger: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: Never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: Never gonna say goodbye
You: and hurt you
You: oh wait
You: damnit I don't know the lyrics that well XD
Stranger: We've known each other for so long
Stranger: (keep goin like they do in theater)
Stranger: You're hearts been aching but
You: But youre too shy to say it

Stranger: Inside we both know whats been goin on
You: We know the game and were gonna play it

Stranger: Aaaaand if you ask me how I'm feeelin
You: Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Stranger: Never gonna GIVE. YOU. UP.
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: never gonna run around and DESERT YOOOU
Stranger: We're doing great.
You: never gonna make you cryyyyy
You: yeah I know (H)
Stranger: never gonna saaay goodbye!
You: never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: Well, this was fun strange
You: I know another one
Stranger: nice knowing you
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You: haha yeah, nice rickrolling eachother XD
Stranger: do you have pedo bear too?
You: haha yea
You: lemme see
Stranger: two strangers in the afternoon enjoying the ancient pastime of rickrolling
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You: it's not afternoon over here xD it's almost midnight
You: 23.10 pm
Stranger: Woah. That is a very detailed pedo bear.
Stranger: Where the hell are you?
You: holland you?
Stranger: Florida
You: oh haha okay :p
You: what time is it over there?
Stranger: dont laugh
Stranger: =(
Stranger: its 5:12
Stranger: pm
You: haha okay xD
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Ik heb net met een Braziliaans meisje gesproken, was wel leuk.

[ Bericht 2% gewijzigd door Smart_ass op 07-04-2009 23:25:00 ]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
You: of course I am
You: got a problem with that?
Stranger: yeah i have actually
You: why, did your daddy leave you?
Stranger: yeah, he left me to fuck you
Stranger: you stupid cunt
You: o great, only one problem, I dont have a cunt, but up the ass is ok too
Stranger: YOURE A CUNT
Stranger: PRICK
Stranger: HOE BAG
Stranger: UR MOMMAS UGLY
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You: Sex on the phone
Stranger: hi
You: Im so alone
You: some sex on the phone
You: I need it so
You: Okay
Stranger: what´s your name
Stranger: ?
You: Ill do what you say
You: Come on
Stranger: where do you from?
You: I am nurse Betty from Germany
You: Oh please help me doctor dick
You: I need your love I feel so sick
Stranger: bay
You: Oh doctor please deep deep deeper
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De laatste loodjes.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:20 schreef tho_Omas het volgende:

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De laatste loodjes.

Nou, dat was leuk hé.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello random stranger
You: you know what i saw my sister do today?
Stranger: what?
You: i walked in from work and there my little sister was
You: giving our dog a blowjob
Stranger: oh really
You: yeah, it kinda freaked me out
You: but then later it turned me on
Stranger: yeah.. that kind of thing would
You: i dont know what to think...
You: you ever gave a dog a blowjob?
Stranger: hmm.. maybe you should seek professional help
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ben een Amerikaan tegengekomen, vet chille gast! bizar...heel erg aardig, hebben ongeveer dezelfde interesse(muziek) even oud enzo...prima !

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:34 schreef kweek89 het volgende:
ben een Amerikaan tegengekomen, vet chille gast! bizar...heel erg aardig, hebben ongeveer dezelfde interesse(muziek) even oud enzo...prima !

Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergeten ) over the Dark Knight, Tom Cruise en zijn reisje naar Amsterdam en bijbehorende hoertjes. Eerst een beetje zitten fokken met 'm, maar aan het eind bleek het toch wel een leuk gesprek te zijn geweest. Toch jammer dat je zulke lui nooit meer tegenkomt.

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You: Are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: Bella?
You: I don't like veggies
Stranger: Don't joke with me Bella.
Stranger: You know what I am now.
You: why not?
You: actually I don't
Stranger: I HAVE THE SKIN OF A KILLER.
You: Oh nice
Stranger: Aren't you afraid?
You: not quite no
Stranger: You should be.
You: why?
Stranger: I'm hungry.
You: veggies aren't frightening
Stranger: Your jokes are no longer amusing Bella.
Stranger: You know I am hungry for you.
You: oh you think you're a funny dude then?
You: Go ahead, I'm delicious
Stranger: Funny? No. Dangerous? Extremely.
You: that totally turns me on Edward!
Stranger: Really?!
You: yes it does
Stranger: DOES MY MARBLE SKIN TURN YOU ON?!
You: uhuh
You: but still I don't like vegetarians
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I am no vegetarian.
You: good thing
Stranger: I must leave you now, my love.
You: Okay, by Eddie! <3
You: *bye
Stranger: I shall watch you whilst you sleep tonight.
You: that would do just fine! ^^
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xDDD

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:23 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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Nou, dat was leuk hé.

tvp, hoe kansloos ook.

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Stranger: ASL?
You: no i got dsl its a lot faster about 2mbit
Stranger: no i mean a/s/l
You: oh yes thats pretty good too but dsl is faster
Stranger: what
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Stomme pubers die uit zijn op 16 jarige meisjes en constant ASL spammen totdat ze wat vangen

Ik ben er ook weer even. Begon iemand over dat hij wiet aan het roken was. Toen was het wel duidelijk waar die vandaan kwam.

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You: je bent toch geen fokker he
Stranger: haha nee man
You: mooi, ik wel

_tvp

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Furious
Stranger: why?
Stranger: pessoal problem?
You: Because you slept with my sister! She's only 15 man!
Stranger: i didnt do it!
Stranger: who slept with her?
You: You did! It's obvious and there's no denying it!
You: Why did you do it?!
Stranger: did you know with im a girl or a boy? a man, or a woman?
You: Does it matter? There are ways to make anything happen
Stranger: i did it, because i wanna fuck with her, she was virgin! and i was crazy for a pussy, very big! it was very exciting, my penis, was biig and hard!
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: what ar you going to do now?
Stranger: kill me?
You: Don't you think it's wrong? She's an amputee for god's sake, there's no resistance in her!
You: I shall not kill you, the thousand nations of the Persian empire shall descent upon you!
Stranger: does it make some difference?
Stranger: i wanna fuck her! and i did it
You: Congratulations, you have won the prize!
Stranger: what a hell is this?
You: You want to know what the prize is?
Stranger: yeah
You: HIV
You: Enjoy
Stranger: ahaahahahaha
Stranger: go to the hell!
You: I'm sure you'd love to meet me but I have other plans.
Stranger: i didn't do anything!
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: and age!
You: I'm Agent Smith, 37 years old
Stranger: fuck you!
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Stranger: do you like funny cat videos?
You: only Bonzai kittens
Stranger: i didn't make a bonsai kitten today, but i did shoot a funny video of my roommate's cat
Stranger: http://thedylanlove.com/2(...)-and-out-of-the-bag/
You: good for you
You: so its your pussy on video
Stranger: my roommate's pussy
You: is she hot ?
Stranger: he's a dude who works at cracker barrel
You: he is the guy that was on oprah a view months back ?

En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer van

Wie is die...

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You: hey
Stranger: Stervende Hoeren Kankerkachel!
You: nl?
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Stranger: hey
You: --- ___---
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: another guy asking to see my underage boobs ?
Stranger: Nope just another bored guy
You: they all say that
You: -______-
You: why are all you guy's so pedofile
Stranger: Shame, use all say your underage when one. your probably not and two your probably a man anyway
Stranger: =O

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:54 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer van

a view months back

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:58 schreef Unhuman het volgende:

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a view months back

!

Alweer óf fokkers óf pedo's , saai

En schijnbaar zijn 86 jarige males uit Georgie niet geil genoeg

Hello van lionel richie is trouwens geniaal om mee te spammen

Wat een cultuurbarbaar!

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Stranger: Hello!
You: hey there!
Stranger: sup?
You: me you bitches, I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
Stranger: That's stupid, and stop making up words.
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Finse scheldwoorden.

Stranger: FUCKING SHITBAG.
Stranger: VITUN PASKAPUSSI
Stranger: bag = pussi

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:37 schreef BoerBert het volgende:

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Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergeten ) over the Dark Knight, Tom Cruise en zijn reisje naar Amsterdam en bijbehorende hoertjes. Eerst een beetje zitten fokken met 'm, maar aan het eind bleek het toch wel een leuk gesprek te zijn geweest. Toch jammer dat je zulke lui nooit meer tegenkomt.

de hele leuke geef ik een email adres:)

Damn, ik merk wel dat ik een paar jaar lang niet meer online game. Mijn engels is echt om te huilen zo slecht

Leuke Braziliaanse nu

Ik had net iemand uit Zuid Afrika, klopt of was het weer een fokker ?

Hij sprak een beetje Zuid Afrikaans ???