Deel 1: we do not ship to Netherlands
Deel 2: We dont ship to the Netherlands
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quote:Klopt die regel met dat eten heb ik gekopieerd hiervaan:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:30 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.
We dont ship to the Netherlands
quote:We zullen zien. Er kwam net al een nieuwe bij, maar die was blijkbaar al ingelicht over vervelende Nederlandse mensen. Dat was die Jay.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:36 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
Zit vanavond dezelfde ploeg er weer?
quote:Als ik hem kan hebben, wrm jij dan nietOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:38 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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We zullen zien. Er kwam net al een nieuwe bij, maar die was blijkbaar al ingelicht over vervelende Nederlandse mensen. Dat was die Jay.
Vergeet niet deze link te posten.
ff geduld hebben dus.
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quote:fetishOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
quote:travestiet jeweetOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
quote:hey, ook een Ray!
Heb trouwens nog wel een IP om vanavond nog ff wat vanaf te klieren naar ze, dus de lol houdt aan
quote:Hm, het was Ray.
quote:Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
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W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
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quote:Dit was die van Ray; ook wel grappig om te zien dat ze in ieder geval weten waar iedereen vandaan komt.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!
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W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
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Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd
quote:dat zei ik al ja; heb de relevante passages even vet gemaakt.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:47 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Hm, het was Ray.
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Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes can you ship the products to Holland?
George: yes, to all countries except nigeria
you: Thanks
George: bye
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quote:Hmm, voor Balkenende maken ze dus ook geen uitzondering.Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Balkenende: Hi.
Balkenende: Do you know who I am?
Seth: No..
Balkenende: I'm the prime minister of the Netherlands.
Balkenende: And I want to say, I'm a bit dissapointed, because you don't ship products to this beautiful country.
Seth: It is our company policy.
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, don't you make an exeption for me?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars only in US
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, and I drive Volvo, don't you like that? Aren't you honoured that you can speak to me?
Balkenende: Well, I guess I'll go then, bye.
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quote:Die moeten we hebben, die verstuurd wel naar Nederlandyou: yes
you: what does your company do?
George: ok
George: we sell servers
you: in holland to?
George: we ship to holland, yes
George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
you: why not nigeria if i may ask?
George: they don't pay
you: oke
quote:Whehe, dit is vet!!Forcefuzz: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
Marianne: We only ship within the US.
Forcefuzz: Hm, and what if i don't live in the US?
Marianne: We cannot ship the medication if that is the case.
Forcefuzz: What do you sell anyway?
Marianne: We do have different medication here, you can check it through this website.
Forcefuzz: Only medication?
Marianne: Yes, that is correct.
Forcefuzz: Do you also sell medicational weed?
Marianne: No Forcefuzz. we do not sell that kind of medication. If you want to check all the medication, you can check that through this website.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
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quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes, what products do you sell?
George: servers
you: Only the servers? Or also the installation of it?
George: no
George: only the servers
you: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
George: yes, we ship to all countries except nigeria
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
you: What makes you think the other countries will?
George: yes
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
verveling op zn top
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Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?
toen was ie stil
quote:'t is leuker om naar die lui toe te gaan waar we eerst waren, die zijn al 'ingewerkt', deze nog nietOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
George: they don't pay
quote:Ik moest hardop lachen!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
i want seth: i want to buy parts
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
i want seth: heiniken beertender
i want seth: sorry, i meant Heineken beertender
Even het vorige topic doorbladeren; stroom was uitgevallen
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bjørn: If you don't ship to the Netherlands, but only in te US.. Why do you call yourselves Swedish?
Bob: Okay
Bjørn: And I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
Bjørn: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me.
Bjørn: can you?
Bjørn: I could pick it up in Germany..
Bjørn: hello Bob?
Bjørn: you still there?
Bjørn: you're not dead are you?
Bjørn: please tell me I'm not a witness of online death..
Bjørn: omfg, do you call this service?
Bjørn: sterf!
quote:of je leest het vorige topic ff?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
quote:Ze weten er inmiddels van. Een van die mensen heeft al een keer de link ge copy pasted in het chatscherm.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
You are now chatting with 'Joe'
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Good afternoon
Kaas: I wonder, have you had any dutch people today?
Kaas: No im serious, im the forum admin
Kaas: and i would like to know if there's been any abuse of your services by our members
Kaas: Also, would it be possible to contact you by email about this matter?
Joe: call 609-890-8829
Kaas: I would prefer email
Joe: drop an email to sale@autopartwarehouse.com
Kaas: Also I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Could you ship it to Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands.
Kaas: Thank you for your support (Hier dacht ik dat ie me ging afsluite)
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: I'd like to know why you dont ship to the netherlands?
Kaas: Seeing as there are a lot of people who want to order the pcv oil trap..
Joe: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Kaas: No problem
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: That's not quite the answer to my question is it?
Kaas: I asked why your company doesn't ship to the netherlands, as there's a great market for the products you're selling.
Kaas: HELLOOOO?
Joe: We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
Kaas: NETHERLANDS
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: Ok, thnx
Kaas: That was the answer i was looking for..
danku, danku
SPOILERDoe maar niet, veel te leuk topic
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
quote:Oe, GwenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 18:11 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
Gwen: okay, Can I have the link from where you are comming
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
echt een saaie lul.
kut-lurker.
Joe: I will be right with you.
Kaas: Seth will.. i hope :|
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dat was snel
nu weer wel
quote:Me: what was you doing?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:14 schreef dennistd het volgende:
die george reageerde net steeds niet
nu weer wel
George: i was eating
quote:you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
quote:ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ieOp maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
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Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
! die zwerver! 
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!quote:Dave is dakloosyou: Did you ever placed an order here? If so, how long did it take to deliver it to your house?
Dave: No I'm homeless
Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!quote:"Using your kitchen appliances?"Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
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Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
quote:Die George heeft tenminste nog humor!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:56 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
of deze
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Hello
Kaas: i see you have found out about We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
Kaas: but i would still like to order some chinese food
Kaas: would that be possible?
Kaas: gwen?
Kaas: ello elloooo?
Kaas: CHEESE
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: WINDMILLS
Kaas: WOODEN SHOES
Kaas: :"(
Kaas: Kutje.. wat een monoloog zeg..
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Kaas: elloooooooooooooo
Kaas: ok
Kaas: im looking forward to it
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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gwen
Monologen quote:We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:17 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
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Dave is dakloos
quote:Hij is ook zwerverOp maandag 15 mei 2006 18:16 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie
quote:Hij heeft wel een kutbaan
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
grodi hanser: will holland win the world cup?
grodi hanser: hi bob
grodi hanser: i spoke too you last night
grodi hanser: is simon there?
grodi hanser: or kevin jose?
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
grodi hanser: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
grodi hanser: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me
grodi hanser: i'm in holland
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
grodi hanser: i'm already waiting 5 minutes bob, this is a live help service isn't it?
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: it's about time.
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: you already told me that
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yeah.
you: Do you sell chines food?
George: NO
George: fuck off, you idiot
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quote:JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:20 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt
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quote:george begint het ook minder leuk te vinden geloof ik
.quote:Ze krijgen er genoeg van na 12 uur
quote:
Dat zal ze leren.. de macht van FOK! quote:george doet het nog wel
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George
you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm?
George: hi
George: no
George: we need to sell more servers first
you: how's it going selling servers?
George: maybe your friends are interested in servers?
George: not very well
you: some definitely are
you: you must be getting a lot of these chats today
you: does it bother you?
George: yes
you: ok, i'll ask them to stop, since you seem a nice guy
George: ok
George: thank you very much
George: bye
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quote:Ik krijg telkens Dave, en als ik om George vraagt is ie niet beschikbaar
quote:wat doe ik verkeerd dan
Of ze blokken gewoon op ip dan.. naja ik ga eerst eten en dan zie ik wel weer
maar hij houd wel van chinees eten
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: sjors friend of mine
you: still selling servers?
George: yes, of course
you: have you sold a lot of them today?
George: what else can i do?
you: sell a few of them in one day
George: i've not sold very much
you: were does the regular shipment go to
George: but many people are asking questions
you: and what is the time to arival?
you: I think it is a normal question
George: we deliver within 24 hours
you: also in the netherlands ?
you: all the way from NY?
George: yes, also in that fucking country
you: why fucking
you: it is a nice country
George: all dutch people are asking me questions
you: dont you like the netherlands
George: i'm getting crazy of them
you: are all the dutch people want to buy a server from you?
George: no
George: they don't want to buy any
you: what do they want then?
George: they are only asking me questions
you: about what?
George: about chinese food, and more
you: do they want chinese food
you: do you sell that too
you: ?
George: no
you: are you eating chinese food at the moment?
George: no
you: do you like it?
George: sometimes
sorry voor men brakke engels maar het is denk ik wel te begrijpen
quote:Nee... Doe ik niet!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef remlof het volgende:
George krijgt er een beetje genoeg van! Kan er niet iemand een server bij hem bestellen?
[..]
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Qunix het volgende:
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Joe: Yes.
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hey dave
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: I do not know which service you are able to provide
you: but my room needs some good cleaning
you: maybe you could help?
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: ow cool
you: also for student rooms? what are the trends?
you: I am very trendy, you know
Dave: Explore the decorating possibilities whether it be Southwest, Asian, Classic European, Rustic America or any of your traditional favorite styles.
you: hm, do you also deliver sm decorations?
Dave: We only deliver decorations specifized
you: ok I want to have some handcuffs, whips and chains
you: and a big bed with iron bars
Dave: I apoligize we don't sell those products
you: why not? it is quite popular decoration
you: dozens people use sm at night, don't you?
Dave: No
you: you're missing some great fun
you: or are you a single?
Dave: We can not disclose personal information.
you: that is a pity
you: but ok, you are a good person because you did not kick me yet
you: so I will leave you to work again
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: bye
Ik krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet quote:Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:
[..]
Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: i need a pc
George: hello, can i help you?
you: i need a server
George: i only sell servers
George: ok
George: what brand you want?
you: intel
George: we only have sun
you: We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
George: i don't understand dutch
you: George: hello, can i help you? you: Hi George you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm? George: hi George: no George: we need to sell more servers first you: how's it going selling servers?
you: is that you?
George: yes
you: you are famous
you: can i have autograph
you: or a photo
George: no
you: why not
you: what do you think of dutch people
George: they are crazy sometimes
you: we will stop
George: bye
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:29 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
Ik wil George
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:33 schreef dennistd het volgende:
vergeet vriend george niet he: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, i heard from the site We dont ship to the Netherlands #3 you sell very good servers?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Do you have servers, other than that boring grey and white?
George: no
you: You havent got like, silver ones?
George: no
you: Can i ask you a question?
George: yes
George: sure
you: How do you get paid, per hour? Or per sold server?
George: it's my company
you: O wow, thats great! And Dave, is he your employee, or have you set op this company together?
George: I have no collegues
you: Okay im sorry. How is business going, sold any servers today?
George: no
moment, dave is er nog
tot nu toe:
quote:Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished doing that, do you think?
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quote:Zo fucking geniaal.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:
[..]
Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
quote:Ja, ik had Fok! nog niet gerefreshed ja
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi, I'm looking to order a server?
George: great
you: You DO sell servers don't you?
George: yes, sure
you: So what you got? Any Sun systems?
you: Looking for a Sun Fire v40z
George: that model is sold out
you: Any suggestions on a different one, similar specs?
George: at sun.com you can find all specs
George: bye
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neeeeee!!11
you: i'm looking for seth
you: is he around?
you: i've spoken to him earlier about a server
you: george?
George: hi
George: i don't know seth
you: greg maybe?
George: i'm the only one here
you: what is your location?
you: oow, the only one ... arent you bored
George: yes
George: bye
quote:george nog niet
quote:link?
ik kan het zo snel niet vinden
quote:tyOp maandag 15 mei 2006 18:45 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Hier is George: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
George praat nu met 8 fokkers
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/74122853/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=74122853&byhref=1
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You are now chatting with 'Casino Support'
Casino Support: Welcome to our LiveHelp center! How may I help?
matthijst: Hi, I think I0m becoming addicted to gambling.
matthijst: Been online for hours now, just placing bets, creditcard bills keep running up
matthijst: Any help with that? Suggestions?
Casino Support: Thank you, one moment please..
Casino Support: sorry, no comments, you know gambling is a risky game
matthijst: So that's it? You get people hooked, make em lose their money and that's it?
matthijst: Just a sorry, hope you'll get your welfare check soon?
Casino Support: if you have any enquiry please write to management at support@wincashelp.net
matthijst: How do you people sleep at night
matthijst: Keep an eye on Ebay, cause I might have to sell my two kids who might otherwise starve
to death because of you!
.....
quote:Nu allemaal om die server gaan vragen.George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I want to order a server.
you: I want to order a Sun Fire v40z
George: it's sold out
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Bye
George: bye
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Ah, het is eigenlijk ook wel zielig voor hem.
quote:ook niet eerlijk ...Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:48 schreef Sheepcidus het volgende:
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:49 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Online casino:
matthijst: Keep an eye on Ebay, cause I might have to sell my two kids who might otherwise starve
to death because of you!
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye
H
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?
Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?
Please wait for a site operator to respond.You are now chatting with 'George'you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
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Errr????? Htf kan dat?
Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
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George: IDIOT
quote:Ze hadden honger.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:53 schreef Eland het volgende:
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:52 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
quote:Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hoursOp maandag 15 mei 2006 18:57 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen
-knip-
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
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Tom: Hello!
Tom: I was hoping you can help me with something
Casino Support: yes please
Tom: For the past three weeks, I'm feeling lonely, and I was hoping you could send your mom over so I can put my piem0l in her bum :-)
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
quote:nouja zegOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:04 schreef Blauwbaard het volgende:
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Tom: Hello!
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Tom: For the past three weeks, I'm feeling lonely, and I was hoping you could send your mom over so I can put my piem0l in her bum :-)
Tom: I heard your mum is great in bed!
Casino Support: you mom is like my mom, go with her you fuckin bastard
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:
[..]
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
quote:arme daveyou: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
quote:Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:
[..]
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
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You are now chatting with 'Richard - Director'.
Grohl: Hi, do you also do repairs?
Grohl: Had a little "accident" with my current guitar
Richard - Director: Sure. Give Peter Allen a call on 01926 499012 - he will help you sort this out no problem.
Grohl: Thanks
whahahahahahaha! briljant
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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quote:het gaat van kwaad tot erger
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
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! quote:Hij is wel goed in namen!You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: Yes.
you: Do you know Deborah?
George: yes, she asked me some questions today
you: Ah, do you like here?
George: no
George: bye
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
[..]
Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?
Jup, maar dan nog
de kortste tot nu toe
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello?
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alles binne 2 sec
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........
whahahahahahaha! briljant
quote:nouja, hij vind me niet eens aardig
quote:http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
Waar zit die George?
Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor
quote:DankOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:12 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
[..]
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor
quote:Idd, dat kwam ik ok al tegen..Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen [afbeelding]
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
.oyou: Dunno. I've got some link from somewhere and I have really no idea where I am now.
you: Weird dude
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Where am I?
you: Are you customer service or something?
Dave: HomeVision Order Support Chat
you: HomeVision? So you sell electronics?
Dave: Yes
you: And, does this job of yours pay? How many people do you have to handle at the same time anyway?
Dave: At the moment I have my full attention on you.
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: No, not really. But if I'm gone, you're alone. So shall I just make up a question?
Dave: If you have questions. Yes
you: Where are you located right now?
Dave: Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
you: Are you working in something like a call center or more in a office of homevisions
Dave: an office
you: I see. Is it busy there right now?
Dave: No
you: Weird. What is the time now there? 13:00?
Dave: 12:00
you: Oeh, I was close.
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Well, you said I could make up questions.
Dave: Only if you have a serious question
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: Serious questions about HomeVision and their products.
Dave: the awnser is 42
you: Hitchhicker!
Dave: Yes
you: Hitchhiker I mean.
you: Read the book?
Dave: Saw the movie
you: I did not. Neither read the book, but I've bought it. Problem with time to read. Do you like books?
Dave: No
you: Movies?
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question about HomeVision I can help you with?
you: I shall stop bothering you.
you: See you!
Niet heel sterk
quote:ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zienOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:13 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
gonzo, je moet george hebben
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes is this George Bush?
you: do you sell chinese food?
George: no, i'm donald duck
George: bye
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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quote:Die moet je niet hebben. Klik hier maar op: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:15 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
[..]
ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
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Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
quote:nehh nog ff doorgaan, tot ie uit het raam springtOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.
Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
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Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
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Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
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Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
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Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
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Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
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quote:ja idd ik zit nu bij die autozooi in de wacht bij dat casino en bij onze george.. allemaal al 15 minOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
zoiets dus:
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die dave is saai...
quote:heheOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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quote:we moeten daar natuurlijk wel collectief "placing an order" kiezen heOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:19 schreef matthijst het volgende:
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Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
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Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
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quote:Zielig..George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi its me, your wife
George: i have no wife
George: bye
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:57 schreef gekjongk het volgende:
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
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you: hi dave
you: what do you sell?
Dave: HomeVisions has the ideas and products to help you coordinate an entire room beautifully.
you: i'd like to have een dubbele wopper met cheese en keen koffie verkeerd.
you: how much is it?
Dave: 500$
you: da's niet cheap....
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William: Hi, where are u from?
Ed: Bellevue Washington near Seattle
William: What can we chat about?
William: Found this link on google, said "wants to chat"
Ed: This is a drum store not a chat lline
William: Drums for gasoline?
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi, some friends told me that you have great Chinese food, so I'd also like to place an order
you: or is this the wrong place for Chinese food?
you: Georgy?
George: bye
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you: help
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you: my chinese food is cold
you: do you sell microwaves??
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quote:waarom dat?
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you: Hi
you: I heared you have a Chinese restaurant?
George: NO
you: Can i have 2 Foe jong hai please
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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hi dave
you: ever considered to open a chinese food store?
Dave: No
you: seems to be enough interests in it from your customers though
you: how about indian food
you: ?
Dave: NO
you: indonesian food?
you: it's really spicey and fruity you know
Dave: We don't sell food
you: and more healthy than a burger !
you: so you would state that food could not be a home decoration?
you: since you guys sell home decorations
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, could you just run to the indian foodshop for me and get some fresh samosa's for me, wrap them in a food container and send them off to the netherlands?
you: i'd be grateful
you: they don't sell them here as far as I know
you: and while you're at it, grab me a diet coke too
you: medium-sized
Dave: We don't do FOOD
you: you eat it don't you?
you: a burger might be nice too
you: those really big ones
you: quarterpouders you call them, don't you?
you: probably could feed an entire somalian family with one of them
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quote:Iemand moet hem even vertellen dat hij het goede boek met lezen ipv de paupere film kijken. En dat ie 25 mei een handdoek mee moet nemen naar z'n kippenhokOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:14 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: the awnser is 42
Dave: No George will sell chinese food, I have heard.
quote:vergis je je echt in.
Fokzor: Hello
Fokzor: are you a real person?
Kim C: How can I help you>
Fokzor: by telling me if you're a real person or a bot, if the first then i have some questions for you
Fokzor: Hello?
Kim C: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Fokzor: Yes
Fokzor: do you take orders?
Kim C: No, I am sorry I don't take orders.
Fokzor: oh
Fokzor: but
Fokzor: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Kim C: Please place the order from the homepage of qvc.com.
Fokzor: how fast can you deliver?
Fokzor: and do you ship to holland?
Kim C: We do not ship to Holland, Netherland, or England.
Fokzor: oh
Kim C: How else may I assist you?
Fokzor: then i have another question
Fokzor: Do you know what's gonna happen?
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Fokzor: wait
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quote:Geef de link maarOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Maar ik zei dus tegen George.
Is dit niet frustrerend, praten tegen domme Hollanders? HIj zei: Ja.
Ik: Waarom doe je er dan niks aan?
Hij: Ik blokkeer irritante mensen
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you: HEy, i have some questions
George: ok
you: Would you be interested in starting a online chinese food shop?
you: i heared there are a lot of requests for it
you: is that true?
George: no
you: why not?
you: it's very lucrative
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quote:www.qvc.com aan de linkerkant live help
lekker wat chinees bestellen.
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astu, wel op place an order drukken he
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you: Howdy
George: busy
you: Busy?
you: It's always a busy day in the Chinese food business
George: yes, that fucking dutch people
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:42 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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George: yes, that fucking dutch people
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Henk: I would like to order something
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Henk: I would like 1 Bami pangang, Red meat in sauce, Sambal bij, and uiteraard Kroepoek
Henk: Can it be shipped to holland
Henk: ?
Michelle: I am sorry we do not ship outside the United States
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Henk: Well as i said, i would like sum chinese food
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Henk: Well you may ship it to the Netherlands, does it include the hot sauce?
Henk: how do they call that anyway?
Michelle: As I stated before we do not ship out side the US
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Henk: I'll miss you
Henk: Give my regards to George please, love you, bye
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Henk: !
Henk: bye
Henk: Well?
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billy: is Kim C there??
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billy: i heard kim can deliver chinese food....maybe you can help me with that
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Adam: Hello
Adam: i would like to place an order
Sheila R: And how would I be able to assist you in placing this order sir ?
Adam: Do you ship to the netherlands?
Sheila R: No I am sorry we do not ship internationally .
Sheila R: I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Sheila R: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Adam: Not even to the netherlands? weed windmills wooden shoes that kinda stuff?
Adam: Have you ever been in amsterdam btw?
Adam: Hello?
Sheila R: No I am sorry we do not ship and I have never been . There is alot to see right here in my own country .
Sheila R: What else may I help you with?
Adam: i would like to order something
Adam: wait a second
Sheila R: Will you be shipping it in the United States?
Adam: To the netherlands
Sheila R: I am sorry as stated above we do not ship to the Netherlands.
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Adam: well i can TRY to get it shipped to holland, can't i?
Sheila R: I am sorry no we do not ship internationally , Holland unfortunately is international and we would not ship there .
Adam: but ill try anyway
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Adam: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Sheila R: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
Adam: fokstraat 436 Fokkerdorp 4337FO
Adam: The Netherlands
Sheila R: That order can not be placed sir . If there is no other business I will have to end this chat to be able to assist other customers.
Adam: but im so hungry, oh and yes i have some other business related questions for you
Adam: how much would it cost to ship it to the netherlands anyway?
Adam: i would be willing to pay for all the extra costs
Sheila R: Sir this is not a place for fun and games this is a businees and I am at work , if there is no other business I will end this chat abruptly .
Adam: oh im sorry
Adam: but i was serious
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Maar ik weet niet hoe laat we met George zijn begonnen.
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Charlie: what does C. stand for?
Charlie: well?
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Charlie: that's my name
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Charlie: well actually there is
Charlie: do you ship chinese food to the netherlands?
Kim C: No not lately.
Charlie: how about indonesian food?
Charlie: a bit more spicey but also really nice
Kim C: No.
Charlie: burgers?
Kim C: Unfortunately Charlie we do not ship outside of the United States. BUt, you have a great day.
Charlie: so you do ship burgers?
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hello George
you: Do you only sell, or is there a repair service also
George: only sell
you: because I'm kinda hung on my server
you: Mmmmm what can I do about chinese food in the server
George: great
George: bye
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hehe George is cool!
quote:nog niet zo lang iigOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:49 schreef Mr24z het volgende:
Hij zei tegen me net dat hij er al meer dan 40 heeft gehad vandaag. dat is tot nu dus.
Maar ik weet niet hoe laat we met George zijn begonnen.
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you: I'd like to order a server.
George: idiot dutch people
George: ok
George: great
you: a sunfire 1000
George: it's sold out
you: and the 2000?
George: also sold out
George: we're sold out completely
George: bye
Hij is nu helemaal gek aan het worden George: yes
you: they only want food, and shoes
you: what do you do to them?
you: block them?
George: i'll contact george bush and i'll ask for an atom bomb
George: bye
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:51 schreef Volvoman het volgende:
you: you are getting crazy of dutch people, right?
George: yes
you: they only want food, and shoes
you: what do you do to them?
you: block them?
George: i'll contact george bush and i'll ask for an atom bomb
George: bye
zou prachtig zijn als we straks CNN halen en sjors doppeljieuw een toespraak houdt met vermanende en misplaatste woorden.
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you: Hey, George
you: I would like to order a part, but I have a question
George: ok?
you: Could you ship it to Holland?
George: yes
you: The Netherlands, like right next to Germany
George: yes, i know, drugs and tulips
George: and irritating people
George: crazy dutch people
you: Why?
George: the whole country has asked me questions
you: I would like Nasi-goreng with sambal, please
George: fuck off
you: Hello, I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Would it be possible to ship them to the netherlands? and before you close this conversation *cough* could you tell me how many of "us dutchies" you've had today? ^^
you: we're moving over to QVC btw
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quote:LOLOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:51 schreef Volvoman het volgende:
you: you are getting crazy of dutch people, right?
George: yes
you: they only want food, and shoes
you: what do you do to them?
you: block them?
George: i'll contact george bush and i'll ask for an atom bomb
George: bye
!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:52 schreef AntiHero het volgende:
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hey, George
you: I would like to order a part, but I have a question
George: ok?
you: Could you ship it to Holland?
George: yes
you: The Netherlands, like right next to Germany
George: yes, i know, drugs and tulips
George: and irritating people
George: crazy dutch people
you: Why?
George: the whole country has asked me questions
you: I would like Nasi-goreng with sambal, please
George: fuck off
UBBEL LIGT *quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:50 schreef kollie het volgende:
George: idiot dutch people
George: ok
George: great
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Visitor: hi george, do you also give group discounts??
George: not to dutch people
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:49 schreef GodsSon het volgende:
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you: Do you only sell, or is there a repair service also
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you: because I'm kinda hung on my server
you: Mmmmm what can I do about chinese food in the server
George: great
George: bye
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hehe George is cool!
quote:wat een hork is het tochOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:53 schreef ThaFreak het volgende:
wil ik voor heel fok even groepskorting regelen krijg je dit
[..]
Aangezien ze zo kunnen zien waar je vandaan komt
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:52 schreef AntiHero het volgende:
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you: Hey, George
you: I would like to order a part, but I have a question
George: ok?
you: Could you ship it to Holland?
George: yes
you: The Netherlands, like right next to Germany
George: yes, i know, drugs and tulips
George: and irritating people
George: crazy dutch people
you: Why?
George: the whole country has asked me questions
you: I would like Nasi-goreng with sambal, please
George: fuck off
ik besterf het hier geef me ff link, ik heb george nog niet aan de lijn kunnen krijgen voor ik gebanned ben, misschien lukt het met directe link wel.
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Sander: Can i have 1 pizza with salami and one with cheese (Dutch cheese)
Sander: How many cost it?
Judy T: Thank you for your inquiry.
Judy T: May I please have your member number?
Sander: 1234
Sander: Can the pizza send to the netherlands?
Sander: I will warm it up you can send it cold!
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Judy T: I am sorry for the inconvenience.
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Sander: Yes, have you got one babi pangang with nasi but not to much!
Charlie: Thanks Judy, you can disconnect now, we have the IP address and Host information.
Sander: What is my IP?
Sander: And ISP?
Judy T: Unfortunately, we do not offer this item and we are unable to Internationally. Goodbye.
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quote:Visitor: hi george, do you also give group discounts??
George: not to dutch people
quote:http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:55 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
[..]
geef me ff link, ik heb george nog niet aan de lijn kunnen krijgen voor ik gebanned ben, misschien lukt het met directe link wel.
Straks heeft hij gen IP adressen meer om te bannen.
quote:hahahaha, charlie de sysop? duurde ook lang voordat die in het spel kwam.
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you: I hate dutch people
you: is it true that you want to bomb Holland?
you: George?
George: yes, it's true
George: bye
you: but why?
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Hij wil Nederland platgooien
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you: Sambal bij?
you: :-)
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Geen humor meer
quote:kut, ben volgens mij gebanned, krijg alleen een webform (of komt het door de drukte?)Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:56 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
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Isdatzo: Good afternoon
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wtf, klantvriendelijk hoor
quote:moet je ff die directe links pakkenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 19:59 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
[..]
kut, ben volgens mij gebanned, krijg alleen een webform (of komt het door de drukte?)
.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:59 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
omfg deze
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wtf, klantvriendelijk hoor
misschien is het daar waar zij zitten nog ochtend?
quote:welke?
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you: hello my name is taini poni and i live in china, we have heared alot about the company but our question was do you ship to china?
you: o wait.. dinner.. be rite back
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Damn.. hij hangt snel op zeg
you: Hello george!!! IM happy to tell you that you've won a all inclusive 1week trip to HOLLAND!!!1111111111 YOUR FIRST REACTION PLEASE >??
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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George: we're gonna close..... bye
you: Please, you have to help me, I'm shot!
you: please call 911!
you: I can't reacht the phone
you: please help me!
George: das heel mooi..... vertel nu maar dat dennistd jullie er tussen genomen heeft
George: aju
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George: we're gonna close..... bye
you: Hello george!!! IM happy to tell you that you've won a all inclusive 1week trip to HOLLAND!!!1111111111 YOUR FIRST REACTION PLEASE >??
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
quote:hehe zou mooi zijn idd.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:02 schreef mart89 het volgende:
George: we're gonna close..... bye
you: Hello george!!! IM happy to tell you that you've won a all inclusive 1week trip to HOLLAND!!!1111111111 YOUR FIRST REACTION PLEASE >??
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:04 schreef Blauwbaard het volgende:
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George: we're gonna close..... bye
you: Please, you have to help me, I'm shot!
you: please call 911!
you: I can't reacht the phone
you: please help me!
George: das heel mooi..... vertel nu maar dat dennistd jullie er tussen genomen heeft
George: aju
* dennistd was george
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F.Okkers: i heard from Beverly you are a very nice person
F.Okkers: would you like to go on a date with me
F.Okkers: chinese or so
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en daten doen ze ook al niet
quote:OMG, ik moet bij George wezen zegt ieChat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: Hi, I'd like to place an order..
Dave: You can not order trough chat
you: Eh.. some friends told me that I could order Chinese food.. I don't know if this is true.. but they said it's great!
Dave: You can order it by looking one up in the phone book
you: Don't have one, and they also told me your Chinese was the best.. So If I were you, I would see it as a big compliment..
you: so.. 1 bami pangang, 2 loempia's, 1 nasi goreng and some saté, PLEASE
Dave: NO IVE BEEN TOLD TO DIRECT YOU TO GEORGE
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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: Hello
you: Do you guys sell servers?
you: atleast that's what i understood
Dave: No
you: Oh
you: but then I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Would you be able to ship it to the netherlands? And btw, what do you think about dutch people?
you: well?
Dave: WE DON'T SELL CHINESE FOOD
you: really?
you: i heared you did
you: george told me
you: but what do you think of dutch people?
you: we would like to come and visit you, what would you say to that?
Dave: Fine, but we sell furniture and room decorations not chinese food
you: Oh
you: i heared you did sell chinese food
you: can you ship it to holland?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: All right
Dave: I will send it
Dave: you will have to wait 2 days
you: ok
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
zo, leuk gespeeld jongens?
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quote:WeheheOp maandag 15 mei 2006 20:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
zo, leuk gespeeld jongens?
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quote:huldeOp maandag 15 mei 2006 20:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
zo, leuk gespeeld jongens?
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quote:hehe, neemt niet weg dat we sowieso flink hebben kunnen lachen, ook met die andere lui die wel echt van die shop waren; ik heb me vooral op het echte werk geconcentreerd.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
zo, leuk gespeeld jongens?
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waarom kon ik niet inloggen op jouw chatgeval dan?
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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: Do you ship sambal?
you: to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: It is chinese food
you: It is good for buisiness
Dave: NO
you: Do you like dutch people?
Dave: chinese food gives you the runs
Dave: I don't know many dutch
you: Dave good!!1 Chinese food Goood
you: today you do
you: A lot of dutch people today
you: We like you dave
you: YOU HAVE FANS!!!!!
you: dave for President
Dave: I like you too, but I dont sell chinese food
you: ehhhhh
you: Maybe you should
you: It sells good
you: do you have kroepoek?
you: So how is buisiness
you: Do you whatch soccer?
you: who is your favorite team on the upcomming world championchips?
Dave: Is there a specific question about HOmeVision I can help you with?
you: Is that the automated home POWER system?
Dave: No
you: can it make chinese food?
you: or eitjes bakken?
you: or Wash my back?
Dave: No
Dave: We don't sell a Home POWER System
you: Dave say HI to al the duch people here (wave Please)
you: they al like chinese food
you: Beer?
you: Or need something stronger?
Dave: right
you: Whiskey
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: Jhonny Walker
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LOL sta dr bij
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quote:mooi werkOp maandag 15 mei 2006 20:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
zo, leuk gespeeld jongens?
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quote:Ik heb een paar keer mensen geweigerd, anders kon ik de drukte niet aanOp maandag 15 mei 2006 20:12 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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hehe, neemt niet weg dat we sowieso flink hebben kunnen lachen, ook met die andere lui die wel echt van die shop waren.
waarom kon ik niet inloggen op jouw chatgeval dan?
quote:Ik was het iig niet.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T quote:ja en ik ben blij dat ik me op hen heb geconcentreerd; zie hierboven eni n andere topics; die ban heb ik toch mooi maar wel even geïncasseerd.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:14 schreef yosander het volgende:
Ik vind dit wel een TTT waard!
!quote:misschien kom ik nog wel eens terug....
maar nu even niet.....
dik drie uur gekke amerikaan spelen, daar wordt je aardig moe van
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:16 schreef dennistd het volgende:
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misschien kom ik nog wel eens terug....
maar nu even niet.....
dik drie uur gekke amerikaan spelen, daar wordt je aardig moe van
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: THERE'S CHINESE FOOD IN MY DECORATIONS, I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT!
you: ffs!
you: unacceptable
you: what are we gonna do about it?
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: i want to talk to your boss
you: i was promised by george
you: that i could order chinese food here!
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: and everyone says it's excellent here
you: hmz then im talking to the wrong person then..
you: but would you be willing to start a buisness together?
Dave: No
you: there's a great demand for these foods, especially from the netherlands
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: oh, but do you LIKE chinese food then?
you: no no plz
you: that 1 only
you: pleeeeeease?
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quote:hahaha, je kon me niet aanOp maandag 15 mei 2006 20:13 schreef dennistd het volgende:
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Ik heb een paar keer mensen geweigerd, anders kon ik de drukte niet aan
mijn reputatie snelde me vooruit 
Orealo Ping: Hello, can I have your phone number in return?
Judy T: I regret we do not have personal phone numbers, Ms. Ping. Thank you for contacting QVC.com.
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Wat een hoer.
quote:Vet gedaan, je had dus gewoon een accountje aangemaakt @ dat livehelp website gedoe en hier de link neergezet?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:16 schreef dennistd het volgende:
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misschien kom ik nog wel eens terug....
maar nu even niet.....
dik drie uur gekke amerikaan spelen, daar wordt je aardig moe van
Isdatzo: hello
Judy T: Hello, how may I help you today?
Isdatzo: i was wondering if you can ship orders to the netherlands?
Judy T: I regret QVC does not ship Internationally. I am sorry for any disappointment this may cause you. Thank you for contacting QVC.com.
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quote:jaOp maandag 15 mei 2006 20:17 schreef XiChico het volgende:
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Vet gedaan, je had dus gewoon een accountje aangemaakt @ dat livehelp website gedoe en hier de link neergezet?
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: im looking for a special product
you: maybe you have it
you: my engelise is not so good so sorry voor de inconvensie
you: im looking for a 3 double relneger dildo tarzan
Dave: What product?
Dave: We only sell room decorations
you: maybe you can make a special price for me
you: ohw ok
you: im looking for a special lamp
you: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No we only ship within the US
you: can i get it shipped to the netherlands i pay for te extra costs
you: 300 dollars no problem
you: i will pay extra for it
you: hello?
you: i want to pay 300 dollars extra for it
Dave: What product is it? I might be able to ship it myself.
Dave: Can you phone me: 800-651-1415.
you: yeah sure
you: i will call you over like 1 hour
Dave: Yes
you: is that ok with you?
you: ok talk to you then
you: thank you
Bellen dus mensen bellennnnnnnnn!!!
0900-1521 2 euro cent per minuut --> volg instructies en toets bovenstaande nummer in
quote:
Hulde You got me good
June: Good afternoon
ds1: Hello June
ds1: Do you sell shoes?
ds1: june?
June: We do have some shoes.
ds1: Ah tell me all about it
ds1: men shoe's please
ds1: met extra sambal
June: This is QVC in the United States. We do not ship to the Netherlands.
ds1: Why not?
ds1: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
ds1: Oh sorry wrong screen
ds1: Why don't you ship in the Netherlands?
ds1: Hello? grafwijf RESPOND PLEASE
June: I am sorry we do not carry these items.
ds1: Don't you sell chinese?
June: No, We do not sell that.
ds1: Why not?
ds1: Don't you sell shoe's with bami then?
June: I see you have been contacting us for awhile we do not sell these items .
ds1: Waar de kanker praat je over ik heb je nog nooit gesproken!!!11
ds1: DUTCH PEOPLE RULE!
June: Fuck all you Dutch people.
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you: hi i am back (deborah) we really have a bad connection ... how come?
Dave: I do not know
you: too busy maybe?
you: are my "friends" still anoying you?
Dave: Yes
you: im m sorry for that .. you want me to stop them?
Dave: Yes
you: including me?
Dave: I can't see if there's any serious questions in between all theses orders
you: i undrstand ... do you have msn?
Dave: No
you: how many duch peopl are you chating with now?
you: too many anyway hahaha
Dave: Yes
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye
quote:hij zit nog niet vol hoor?
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