Deel 1: we do not ship to Netherlands
http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/VO_PCV~Oil~Trap_list.html
Doel van dit topic
Dit bedrijf (in USA) verzendt niet naar Nederland, maar wel naar andere Europese landen.
Probeer ze zover te krijgen dat ze dat wel doen
Tip: Gebruik de live chat
Of gebruik het toll-free nummer: 1-800-458-9110 (en neem het op)
Ik denk dat ze nog voor Deel 6 van dit topic naar Nederland verzenden
[ Bericht 44% gewijzigd door Bhai op 15-05-2006 14:29:40 ]
hij ging de FBI erbij halen.
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quote:Deze is echt meesterlijk.
Het zijn trouwens géén botjes, dat is ondertussen duidelijk
quote:Die gast zal wel echt zijn danOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:00 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
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Seth(ik): hey you have same name as me
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Seth(ik): im looking for a part
Seth(ik): Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Seth(ik): Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240
Seth(ik): do you guys have it in stock?
Seth(ik): are u there? can u help me?
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Seth(ik): Slet?
Seth(ik): sorry i mean Seth
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Seth(ik): yes
Seth(ik): i want 1 cheeseburger
Seth(ik): with extra fries
Seth(ik): and a XXL cola
Seth(ik): can u ship it to holland?
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de dwaas ^
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Hub: hi, I would like to know the shipping cost for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap; model 240 for a b230 engine.
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Hub: yeah, i was wondering whether it is true that you can access all websites i'm on now?
Hub: I read something about that on the LIVEperson-site. was just wondering whether it's true. and legal.
Hub: By the way, have you ever been to holland?
Hub: lolleromfg
. * is weer opgevrolijkt* quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:02 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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Seth(ik): Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240
Seth(ik): do you guys have it in stock?
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Seth(ik): sorry i mean Seth
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Seth(ik): yes
Seth(ik): i want 1 cheeseburger
Seth(ik): with extra fries
Seth(ik): and a XXL cola
Seth(ik): can u ship it to holland?
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de dwaas ^
quote:haha, ik zei het toch
quote:En toen bleef hij stil. :/You are now chatting with 'Seth'
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Seth: You at (203.199.218.30) are located in Fort, Bombay (city), Salsette Island (island), Maharashtra (state), India
Blaat: Ehm, no I'm not in India, you see, I'm in Holland that's the problem, because you don't ship products to Hollan.d
Blaat: And we just want to know why you don't ship to Holland.
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quote:Misschien doet Seth ook nog de telefoon ondertussenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:04 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Nu maar wachten op de eerste die gaat bellen en het gesprek opneemt.
.quote:Ja, dat zou wel geniaal zijn, als we Seth opeens aan de lijn kregen.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:11 schreef hp22 het volgende:
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Misschien doet Seth ook nog de telefoon ondertussen
Oh, en hij gaf net nog antwoord terug.
quote:Nog steeds geen antwoord dus.Seth: We do not ship to Holland..
Blaat: Yeah, why not?
Seth: It is the company policy..
Blaat: Do you hate Holland?
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Het is dat die Live Help hier niet werkt anders zou ik meedoen
quote:IddOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:11 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
Als ze nou gewoon zeggen waaróm ze niet naar Nederland shippen, zijn ze van het gezeik af
die gozer word helemaal gekhttp://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html
Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
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kalushi: Gutentag, I woll gerne a part order
kalushi: Von germany
kalushi: Volvo Air Mass Meter Mount
kalushi: You have?
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kalushi: Yes, ein other part
kalushi: Vacuum Hose
kalushi: You have that in leather?
kalushi: Vacuum Leder Hose?
kalushi: Engine: B23
Seth: Sorry we do not ship the Vacuum Hose also..
kalushi: Do you have
kalushi: Volvo Flame Trap Nipple
kalushi: And does that one fit any female? Or only the fatter ones?
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quote:als iemand m gaat bellen dan moet die gene het wel opnemenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:18 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..
http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html
Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
...kan 'm btw beter niet vanaf mijn werk lastigvallen....stel dát ie lullig gaat doen...
quote:klopt en opnemen met av voicechanger, ik zal vanmiddag wel ff bellen 14.gifOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:18 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..
http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html
Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
quote:Ja, ik hoop dat dat ons het antwoord brengt waarom ze niet naar Nederalnd willen shippen.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:26 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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klopt en opnemen met av voicechanger, ik zal vanmiddag wel ff bellen 14.gif
Eerst krijg ik een heel bla verhaal..
Dan moet Ik op 2 drukken om iemand te spreken..
Dit gedaan hoor ik: "Hello, this is Ronald speaking".
Aangezien ik niets terug kan zeggen druk ik leuk op de knopjes.
En met elk piepje hoor ik Ronald nerveuzer worden..
quote:Hij wordt helemaal gek. En straks in de pauze vertelt hij aan Seth wat voor vreemde dingen hem overkomen zijn tijdens het werk.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:27 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Muhahaha...
Eerst krijg ik een heel bla verhaal..
Dan moet Ik op 2 drukken om iemand te spreken..
Dit gedaan hoor ik: "Hello, this is Ronald speaking".
Aangezien ik niets terug kan zeggen druk ik leuk op de knopjes.
En met elk piepje hoor ik Ronald nerveuzer worden..
quote:Daar ben ik ook nog met mn blote aars op geweestOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:28 schreef Keileweg-ethicus het volgende:
Briljant topic. Ongeveer van hetzelfde niveau als dat gebel naar bReEzAh-tv
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bert: I live in the netherlands... A.K.A Holland.. is that a problem for shipment?
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frits: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
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quote:I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store
Dit lijkt me niet echt professioneel. Een beetje parts dealer hoort te zeggen: Ik gaat het regelen voor je!quote:heheOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:29 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Hij wordt helemaal gek. En straks in de pauze vertelt hij aan Seth wat voor vreemde dingen hem overkomen zijn tijdens het werk.
nu krijg ik gwen en ze hebben het druk
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, hulde aan TS van eerste topic. Maakt deze maandag toch weer verdraagzaam quote:iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:35 schreef Keileweg-ethicus het volgende:
Hebben ze überhaupt iets op voorraad? Ik zie hier alleen maar "I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
zou trouwens helemaal leuk zijn, als een manager daar besluit toch maar naar nederland te gaan verzenden en vanwege de vraag 10 containers van die olie dingen te kopen voor volvo 240....
quote:Ah dat verklaart ook waarom ze ons zo idioot zouden vinden.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:36 schreef bluebit het volgende:
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iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..
quote:Je hebt het vorige topic niet gezien
Dit is er al continu sinds vannacht
quote:Niet helemaal waterdicht, je redeneringOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:36 schreef bluebit het volgende:
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iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..
Maar ik snap wat je bedoelt.
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:39 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
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Hooligan: I think its better if you guys think about shipping to the netherlands... because i think you're getting tyred of this or not?
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Hooligan: why not?
Hooligan: then i want 3 hookers
Hooligan: hello?
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Hooligan: yeah you already sayd that
Hooligan: so i want 3 hookers
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t lijkt er toch weer op dat het een botje is
quote:1 boze ex werknemer per dag?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
quote:geenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd
quote:Inderdaad, er zullen heust geen mensen zijn die uit verveling die chat gaan lastig vallen ofzo.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:44 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:
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geen
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd
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Jack: ?
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quote:Waarschijnlijk hebben ze uit pure wanhoop er een extra zinnetje in het script gezetOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:41 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
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piet paulusma: I'm looking for:Volvo A/T Fluid Gallon Container
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piet paulusma: I'm located in Germany
piet paulusma: Oberhausen
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haha, ze wil niet zeggen wat voor cup-maat ze heeft...
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MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
Greg: Yes
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MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
Greg: One hour please
MeneerMuis: I don't got a hour
MeneerMuis: but I will waiting for Greg!
Greg: Your IP Address 203.199.218.30
Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol
quote:dit lijkt wel weer een bot!?!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:45 schreef houtjes het volgende:
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Jack: That's a pity, but I heard you don't ship to Holland...is that true??
Jack: Gwen??
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Jack: why not Gwen
Jack: ?
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Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why do you not ship Gwen?
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quote:Ja, bij mij zei hij ook een keer dat ik in India woonde.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:49 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
Greg: Yes
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MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
Greg: One hour please
MeneerMuis: I don't got a hour
MeneerMuis: but I will waiting for Greg!
Greg: Your IP Address 203.199.218.30
Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol
quote:dan stappen we toch over op de telefoon lijnOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
quote:Pieter: actually, 've got 2 questions
Pieter: 1: why do you say this is a chat with a "LIVEperson" since you obvisiously are a chatbot?
Pieter: 2: why don't you ship to the Netherlands?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Pieter: your CPU is overheated?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Pieter: why not?
Pieter: I bet most parts to the rest of europe travel trough Rotterdam Harbour!
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quote:Ze willen vast die indruk wekken, zodat die vervelende Nederlanders ophouden met irriterenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
quote:wtf?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:54 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen
quote:nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
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deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
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deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
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Yasmine: why didnt you want to chat with me
Yasmine: bad service you have
Yasmine: kicking your customers after saying hello
Greg: Yes
Greg: MAy I have the Inforamtion you are looking for ?
Yasmine: may I have apologizes?
Yasmine: hello?
Greg: Sorry for that
Yasmine: ok thank you
Yasmine: you're a cutie..
Yasmine: but why did you kick me, are you in a bad mood?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Yasmine: yes after answering my question
Greg: Not ina Bad mood ?
Yasmine: if that is your answer
Yasmine: you're experiencing some annoying customers aren't you? you have a heavy job
Greg: ********** NL NETHERLANDS - - LEIDEN UNIVERSITY correct?
Yasmine: yeah do you ship to the netherlands?
Greg: We have filed a case against you
Yasmine: no please
Greg: You will be facing a Legal Action shortly
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Oeps
quote:sorry toetsenbord was op ...
volgens Qwen is Seth er over een uurtje weer
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Edu: Hello I'm searching a long time for the Volvo PCV Oil Trap. Are you also sending to Holland? If yes, what are the shipping coasts to Holland?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Edu: Year: 1987, Volvo 740 Turbo
Edu: The parts are orginal? Because I don't trust eBay, with his fake stuff
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Edu: My local dealer don't sell parts. But I want self install the parts, because here in Holland are the local dealers very expensive. When I see a another part what I need, is it may be possible that you send it to Holland? If it's possible, what are the shipping coasts? So I know what the total price is.
Gwen: SInce it is do not stock i am not sure about the price
Edu: Ok...I need also a Volvo Ait Pump.Year: 2000 - 2000. Model: V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
Edu: price: $ 367.90....what are the shippingcoast to Holland for that part?
Edu: hello?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment
quote:ja tuurlijk ... hahaha ...
http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
quote:pwnt !!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:00 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
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deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
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quote:Het zijn geen bots, alleen zitten er in de software een hoop voorgeprogrammeerde antwoorden. Ze zullen wel steeds vaker de autopilot aanzetten nuOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.quote:Idd, en ze hebben er nu standaard zinnetjes met "we dont ship to Netherlands" en nog wat anderen erin gezetOp maandag 15 mei 2006 14:58 schreef Palomar het volgende:
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nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.
Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen
quote:Idd, maar toen vonden zij het ook nog leuk en waren er Jose, Bob, e.d.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:11 schreef PsyCha het volgende:
Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.
Dit zijn gewoon saaie klootzakken
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
het wordt kansloosquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
! quote:ge-ni-aal!!!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
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Simon: Hi!
Simon: At what time fo I have to work today?
Simon: Its me... Simon!
Simon: Just to grab your attention...
Simon: Volvo
Simon: What time do I have to work, the phone is busy
Greg: Try , Try until you suceed
Simon: What do you mean?
Simon: How late do I have to work?
Simon: Do you find it annoying?
Greg: Yes
Simon: Why don't you just block all of the IP's?
Simon: Saves you a lot of time I guess
Simon: Do you get these prank chats a lot?
Greg: YEs
Greg: But the thing is that
Simon: I mean, besides from today
Greg: We have all your information
Simon: Yes, I know...
Greg: Be more specific on the information you are looking for ?
Simon: But we just want to know, WHY, you dont ship to the Netherlands
Greg: Sorry that is our company policy
Simon: Because you seem to ship to Germany, the UK, France...
Greg: Yes
Simon: The Netherlands are next to the UK, and Germany...
Simon: Or are the Netherlands just too small?
Simon: I don't know if you know it, but a lot of these conversations are posted on this site: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Simon: If you want I can translate some thing if you dont understand
Simon: Do you work in a office or out of your home? (just ignore me if you have important conversations...I'm not going to buy anything)
Simon: I see the president has been talking to you, must be an honor!
Greg: Yes
Greg: Great honour
Simon: Did you watch the site I sent you?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Simon: No problem
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Simon: Youre welcome!
quote:Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:20 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
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Bobine: Hello, Greg?
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bobine: I was wondering
Bobine: do you have any special parts in stock?
Bobine: I am looking for a very specific model
Bobine: It is a type of generator used in Volvo's, but it is rather continent specific
Bobine: Greg? Do you ship generators aswell?
Greg: MAy I have the Shipping Location ?
Bobine: I don't think you are gonna like this
Bobine: It works partially on wind energy
Bobine: well, windmills, actually
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Bobine: we have a lot of those in Holland
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Have Fun
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Bobine: I am so sorry
Bobine: but the fad is almost over anyways, I have to apologize, you wont hear a lot from us in a few days probably
Greg: YEs
Greg: Atleast to save my Fingers
Bobine: haha
Bobine: does your live chat run on a semi bot system? oh well, i really shouldnt ask on, you can use your time better
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Bobine:bye!
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er zit dus echt een gast, en hij baalt er ontzettend van, ahhhh 
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:22 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen hequote:'t Zijn en blijven Amerikanen natuurlijk. Ze sewen daar voor minderOp maandag 15 mei 2006 15:25 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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.. quote:Gek heOp maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
ze zijn erg traag nu.
quote:Een tweede computer lenen.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
quote:meerdere browsers kan ook
had er net 3 open
quote:2 browsers installeren?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
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quote:Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staanOp maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
quote:
quote:Bij mij kan dat dus niet
quote:Middelste muisknop (of scrolwheel) op de button opent ze in verschillende tabs.
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Paul: Greg, what is taking you guys so long to respond
Paul: I have been waiting for almost 15 minutes
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Paul: Why is that, have you guys opened up a dating site or something?
Greg: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Paul: You're right to be sorry, this is rediculous man
Paul: What is happening over there?
Greg: This is not a Dating Site for your kind information
Greg: We sell only Autoparts for vrhicles
Paul: Then what are you guys doing over there
Paul: I'm not looking for a date, just for parts
Paul: car parts to be accurate
Paul: I probably shouldn't ask about parts for fast-moving cars now should I ?
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quote:Plaats dan wat grappigs. TVPers moeten ze BANNEN.
quote:Die lui moeten echt meer mensen gaan inhuren hoor......Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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Paula: Hi Gwen
Paula: I'm looking for a date
Paula: and I'm bisexual
Paula:
Paula: any chance of you and me hitting it off tonight?
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QazzaQ: hi you from usa?
QazzaQ: you ship to usa?
QazzaQ: hello?
Gwen: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
QazzaQ: ok yes please
QazzaQ: please send item i ordered
QazzaQ: yesterday i ordered part
QazzaQ: i dont have now
QazzaQ: when i have?
Gwen: Order number please
QazzaQ: order is 940 8-Valve
QazzaQ: shipped already to my home?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
QazzaQ: yes thankyou
QazzaQ: ??
Gwen: Can I have the email address which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: yes thank you is from hotmail
QazzaQ: i really need the order soon
Gwen: Can I have your email address which you used to place the order please
QazzaQ: yes
QazzaQ: is don_de_los_bakkos@hotmail.com
Gwen: Can I have the last 7 digit of the Credit card number which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: 5867434
Gwen: Sorry we are not able to pull out the order information.....we do not have your order
Gwen: May i know where are you located
QazzaQ: oh no!!
QazzaQ: i really need the part
QazzaQ: i also live in new jersey, can i pick it up?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: when can i pick it up
Gwen: We do not have a particular store, you can order through the website
QazzaQ: when dow i have it?
QazzaQ: when i order again
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
QazzaQ: thank you!! hopefully i can have it today
Gwen: have you already orderd part with us
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: We do not have your orders
QazzaQ: now what to do
QazzaQ: i really need part!!
QazzaQ: i have fix car today!
QazzaQ: you know waht i do ??
QazzaQ: you help me?
Gwen: may I know the part you are looking to purchase
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: name of the part
QazzaQ: PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: Year please
QazzaQ: year 1994
QazzaQ: hello?
QazzaQ: i need now, better if i orde4r elsewhere?
QazzaQ: you think?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: ?
QazzaQ: hello i really need in a hurry
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
QazzaQ: no thank you have a nice day
Of iemand probeer eens te bellen
(nee, ik doe het niet).quote:Tskkk..Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Brat: Do you do worldwide shipping?
Greg: May i have the specific location of shipping ?
Brat: I live in the Netherlands and I saw you got some specific parts for my volvo I need
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to your region
Greg: Sorry
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ThieskeB: hello....
ThieskeB: I like to order some new shoes
ThieskeB: can you help me, my size is 43
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quote:Flip: hi
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
ik de tijd dat ik dus wegwas is er meer dan 200 keer geprobeerd met mij te chatten
gelukkig had ik hem op away staan dacht ik
tot ik mijn inbox zag
(ding stuurt dus allemaal mailtjes als je away staatoh, en Tha_t Je kan dus niet meekijken
V V V V V V
P P P P PP PP P
quote:Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pastenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 15:54 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Verrassend
[03:54:57 PM] Visitor: is er ook een amerikaanse versie voor deze live help ?
[03:56:46 PM] Sebas: ja
[03:56:48 PM] Sebas: LEKKER PUH
[03:56:50 PM] Sebas: STIK ER IN
[03:56:51 PM] Sebas: HAHHA
[03:56:57 PM] Sebas: DOOD GA JE
[03:57:06 PM] Sebas: SOA's KRIJG JE
[03:57:42 PM] Visitor: en jou probleem is ?
[03:57:54 PM] Sebas: dood en verderf
[03:58:07 PM] Sebas: hiihi
damn zelf ik wordt ern u wel zat an dat ze me Bellen/chatten
Edit: ik heb dus zelf ook dat programma
en ben dus Sebasser
quote:Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:55 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Me: Hi
Me: Yes, seriously do you find all those Dutch people annoying?
Seth: Yes. we are in no way providing Service to them..
Me: Why not?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Me: Oh, okay, NOW I get it, so I don't have to bother you anymore. If you just said this the first time, it would have saved you a lot of frustration.
Seth: Okay...
Seth: Thank you
Seth: BYe
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Vietnam_hook@h: Sucky suck $5 dollar soldier boy
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Sebas: hallo
you: hallo
Sebas: Your patience is appreciated. I will be with you shortly
you: ok
Sebas: Thank you for your patience...
Sebas: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: nee
Sebas: Mah
Sebas: sterf dabn lekker
you: haha
you: ok
Sebas: ok
you: ciao
Sebas:
quote:Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijnOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
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joop: Netherlands?
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joop: Do you like your job?
Greg: Yes
joop: and dutch people?
Greg: Yes
joop: Thanks man, have a nice day!
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Gelukkig houdt Greg van z'n werk, en heeft ie nog geen hekel aan Nederlanders gekregen
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Sebas: hoi
you: heb je ook laptops
Sebas: man
Sebas: ik heb vanalles
you: ok
you: maaaaaar
you: nog met rs 232 en lpt poort
Sebas: k
you: k?
Sebas: ja
you: welk merk en welk type
you: gaaaaaaap
Sebas: sterf
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Haaaaaai SEBAS
quote:Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het beginOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
quote:zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VSOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
quote:Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
quote:Oh, ok ik had hem nog niet eerder gezien.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin
quote:Tsjah, vraag het ze.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
. Hij was aardig tegen mij, het speet hem dat ie de parts niet had. Hoe noemde mij ook Greg enzo (omdat ik zo heette). En hij snapte het niet toen ik om Swedish Meatballs vroeg http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905quote:Nee, zullen ze niet doen. Ik denk eerder aan een IP-ban voor NLOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
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Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn
quote:Please wait for a site operator to respond.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
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quote:Nee ik bedoelde dat hij nu een specifieker antwoord gaf.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
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Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'
Steeds als ik vroeg waarom ze niet naar Nederland shipte, kapte hij het gesprek af, nu kreeg ik antwoord op die vraag.
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Daniel: do you actually ship to the netherlands?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
Daniel: for your kind information
Daniel: why did your parents name you after a demonic figure from christianity by the way
Daniel: KKK-fanatics ?
Daniel: jehova whitnesses?
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[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
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Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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quote:Whaha, ze hebben het nu als standaardzin.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
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Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Daniel: what's your point
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Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
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Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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Marcel: Part Name Audi 80 Series Muffler
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Marcel: Part #283119
Marcel: is the price included tax?
Marcel: hey,im busy here,ae you nuts?
Marcel: my time is not made of steel
Marcel: your boss wil kick your ass,seeing this bad customers service
Marcel: your not a very commercial person
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Marcel: you have to drive a truck or something
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Marcel: included tax?
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Marcel: luxembourg
Marcel: does it fitt well?
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Marcel: but i still need it
Marcel: what do ik have to do now?
Marcel: welding it by my self?
Marcel: Maybe you can send it to you home adress
Marcel: en than you can send it to mee
Marcel: I have speak to your wife,en she said,its fine
Marcel: But first i have pull out,the rear muffler out of here butt.
Marcel: And loose the rope's om her neck and feets
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Marcel: you still can
Marcel: oke
Marcel: i have to go,fuck your naked wife
Marcel: she is really like it
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quote:Vraag het eens zou ik zeggen....Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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harry: but to belgium?
Seth: Not to Belgium also
harry: not to europe at all?
Seth: We do business only in US
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quote:LOL!!!!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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you: anything you can recommend?
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef Eland het volgende:
Die van dennistd is echt top
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:23 schreef veldmuis het volgende:
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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten
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you: Say, do you sell Chinese food?
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George: i don't know
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you: Well yes.
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you: Hmm, this is hard.. how much does a computer costs?
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you:
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mukker: Greg! finally
mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
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mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
Greg: How are you ?
mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
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mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Please Try to Understand the Situation my Dutch Friend , You are affecting our Bussiness
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mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
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Remco: Pads
Remco: I found these one on the website:
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Ik doe een gewoon gesprek. maar hij is wel traag. Maargoed anders is het zo lullig voor ze
quote:LMAO, ik hou het niet meerOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
hmmz, hij vind het niet leuk meer:
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mukker: Greg! finally
mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
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mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
Greg: How are you ?
mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
Greg: May I have the information you are looking for ?
mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Please Try to Understand the Situation my Dutch Friend , You are affecting our Bussiness
Greg: As a Friend would you like to do that
mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
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you: The "ANY" key
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you: What do I do
George: which don't bother
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George: call your doctor
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quote:JEZUS! Als ik mijn mongolide neef vraag om een volvo s70 te vinden in Noord-Thailand en de onderdelen per postduif naar me toe te sturen, zou ik dat sneller voor elkaar hebben dan die debiele gwen hoer.Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
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Helmut: Gwen?
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Helmut: It is a car from 1999 but how do I know what the make and model is?
Helmut: A now I see!
Helmut: It's the Volvo Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: I'd like the Volvo Oxygen Sensor, OK?
Gwen: Can I have the model of your vehicle
Helmut: S70
Helmut: Do you need to know more? It's a pink huge car with four wheels. And I need a vacuum hose and an oxygen sensor.
Helmut: Gwen are you still there to help me out?
Helmut: I have lots of money to make your company very very rich. But you have to help me out to get it.
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Helmut: Please help me out I want to buy something!
Gwen: Can I have the VIN
Helmut: What is a VIN?
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Helmut: OKe
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Helmut: Again
Helmut: please hurry
Helmut: I have to to feed the son of my uncle who has downsyndrom. He's screaming all day now. :S
Gwen: Please get back with us with the VIN
Helmut: The VIN is 2
Gwen: Can I have the website you are comming from
Helmut: Sure, it's We dont ship to the Netherlands
Helmut: Why do you want to know?
Helmut: Gwen you want some more information?
Gwen: WE need the exact model of your vehicle to give the right information
Helmut: It's a pink Volvo S70 with a broken Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: Oke Gwen, may I thank you?
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben
Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service * Misschien is de website tijdelijk niet beschikbaar of overbelast. Probeer over
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quote:Je moet daar Heineken? zeggen!Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:35 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben
dat begrijpen ze wel
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W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
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W.E. Coyote:
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Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
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W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
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Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd
[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door dr.dunno op 15-05-2006 16:43:26 ]
Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet
PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
quote:Hij wordt boos.You are now chatting with 'Seth'
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Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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quote:de verkeerde ook nog
quote:Doet deze het nog wel dan?Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:37 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Bij doet de site het niet meer
Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet
PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden
Met een ander IP kan ik nog wel op
[ Bericht 96% gewijzigd door Eland op 15-05-2006 16:49:45 ]
quote:Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden
quote:http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:38 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Wat is de link van de 'bot' van Sebasser dan
quote:shit...ze gaan je internet service provider platgooien... daar gaan xs4all en planet omdat een amerikaans bedrijf last van ze heeftOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!
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Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd
yeah right...
Pas maar op
quote:nee niet eensOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef Bhai het volgende:
[..]
Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden
zit wel achter een m0n0wall gateway, wellicht is dat het; hij noemt het IP van m'n gateway bij de ISP
quote:lol zo bang zou ik er niet van worden hoor... maar ik zit op me werk en vind het niet gepast om dan amerikanen lastig te vallenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html
Pas maar op
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Joey: hi
Joey: i want to order 10 parts
Joey: ten parts of Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Greg: Hai
Joey: model 760 turbo
Joey: do you have that in stock?
Joey: hello Greg?
Joey: are you here?
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Joey: i just typed them ... -_-
Greg: And the Shipping location ?
Joey: can you ship those items to Europe?
Joey: hello mr. Greg?
Joey: i am really desperate to getting those parts
Joey: my local dealer hasn't them.
Joey:
Joey: he said i must order it here
Joey: he is one lazy *ss
Joey: i will find a new dealer to keep my 10 Volvo's running i think
Joey: what is your opnion?
Joey: opinion
Joey: helle mr. Greg are you here? Please confirm you are here
Joey: please help me to order those parts
Joey: Greg???
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Saaie lul
quote:schijt aan die Arrogante kut-AmerikanenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html
Pas maar op
(mogen ze gelijk ook loggen)
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Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
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quote:Ik moest hardop lachen.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Help, ik ben te jong om naar Guantanamo Bay gestuurd te worden
quote:KeesOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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AJ: hi greg
Greg: Hai
AJ: i'm not really sure
AJ: about this part
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
AJ: ok, one moment please
AJ: does your mother know you don't deliver to The Netherlands?
Greg: Please make sure you donot get in to my family
Greg: You can ask me questions
AJ:
Greg: Iam here to Help you
Greg: Iam Warning you
Greg: Got that
AJ: warning me?
AJ: what did i do wrong?
Greg: We never ship to your parts
AJ: why not?
Greg: Off
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Hahaha, arme Greg..
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you: do you have some trobbles with all the Dutch people?
you: you are verry famous!
George: sometimes
George: the last hour a lot of
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Simon: whats up old dawg
Simon: another day at work
Simon: all those bloody Dutch
Simon: annyoing people
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George: can i help you?
you: hi George
you: do you like dutch people?
George: sometimes
you: ever been to Holland?
you: what do you sell?
George: computers
you: maybe your sister?
George: my sister?
you: I'd like to have a nintendo with mario kart, please
George: i don't have sisters
you: that's a pity....
you: do you have a nintendo?
George: no
George: only servers
you: then give me a large one
you: georgi-boy, still there?
George: yes
you: I'd like to order a server
you: a large one
you: hello???
George: sorry
George: it's very busy at this time
George: what kind of server do you want to order?
you: even goede vrienden hoor
you: which servers do you have?
George: what do you mean?
you: and do you ship to the Netherlands?
George: yes
you: and what's the name of your commpany?
George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
George: SUNservers inc.
you: why not to nigeria?
George: many people are not paying in that country
you: well George, it was nice talking to you!
George: ok
George: bye
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Schappelijke kerel die Sjors
heheehe een nederlndse rtl shop live chat variant
quote:Held.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav
Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
quote:WeheheheOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Beach het volgende:
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Simon: whats up old dawg
Simon: another day at work
Simon: all those bloody Dutch
Simon: annyoing people
Simon: don't you think
Simon: Greg my dear old friend, are you there?
Simon: Tomorrow at work i will slap you, because you aren't responding
Simon: joking
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quote:na 1 min kapt voipbusterOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Held.
Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
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you: nuecken?
Sebas: hell o
Sebas: graag
you: =D
you: pijp je ook?
Sebas: nee
you: vervelend
you: maare
you: verkoop je ook autoonderdelen?
Sebas: ja
you: kun je wat volvodingetjes naar new jersey verzenden?
you: ze schijnen daar nogal een hoop niet op voorraad te hebben.
Sebas: Daar werkt het hoofdbureau
Sebas: en ik werk vanuit nederland
Sebas: welk artikel zoek je ?
you: verzend je ook naar nederland dan?
Sebas: we hebben bijna alle onderdelen op voorraar in de benelux
Sebas: dus ook NL
you: ok ok
you: i kzoek de Volvo PCV Oil Trap
you: model 240
Sebas: ik zoek het even voor je op
you: voor een B230 motor
you: ok
Sebas: welk jaar?
you: 1989
Sebas: Hmm
Sebas: nog 2
Sebas: maar op = op
you: leukleuk
you: heb je ook worteltjestaart?
Sebas: nee
you: nou, dan laat die onderdelen ook maar zitten!
you: je horot nog van mn advocaat!
you: schoft!
you: <3
Sebas: ja beg
Sebas: ik horot veel van hem
you: oja?
you: ik horot bijna niet meer van m.
you: volgens mij heeft hij me geblocked
Sebas: oh
Sebas: Maar wil je het onderdeel of niet ?
Sebas: Want anders geef ik je aan bij ons hoofdkantoor
Sebas: dit kost geld weetje
you: mneuh, dan moet ik ook de bijpassende volvo kopen enzo.
Sebas: oh
Sebas: ze vallen ons steeds lastig
you: oja joh?
Sebas: zelfs ons bedrijf in amerika
Sebas: ja
you: hoe durven ze!
Sebas: idd
you: stelletje lapzwanzen!
Sebas: dat dus
you: maarre dat hoofdkantoor.. levert dat ook in nederland?
Sebas: STOP HET
Sebas: nee
you: waarom niet?
Sebas: omdat het onzinnig zou zijn omdat wij hier al zitten
you: maar kunnen ze dan niet via jullie verzenden?
you: oh wacht, ik moet gaan.
Sebas: nee
Sebas: ok
you: mijn baas vraagt of ik weer wil gaan werken.
Sebas: ok
you: het was gezellig.
you: houdoe he
quote:genoeg schijnbaar
quote:Inderdaad... Hij praat gewoon met je dan die saaie lullenOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ik vind George veel gezelliger dan Greg en Seth!
quote:ik weet niet manOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:55 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Wat zegt hij nou nadat jij zegt: "On the chat they told us that you don't ship to Holland"?
quote:Anders ik welOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
rechtsboven: LIVE HELP
:)zijn ook nederlands
quote:Ja, jij ook I don't understand. Echt zo meesterlijk dat hij zegt dat ze wel naar Holland shippen.
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Lisa: Hello?
Lisa: You guys sell car parts right?
Lisa: HEllo? I dont like being ignored..
Lisa: Im looking for a PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Lisa: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Lisa: Do you sell wooden shoes?
Gwen: We do not sell
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quote:nieuwe hype?
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Gwen: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kim Holland: Hi Gwen
Kim Holland: Oh ok
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Kim Holland: I am looking for a specific part of a very rare car
Kim Holland: it's called a volvo tarzan, 3.0l v8 engine with turbo
Kim Holland: it's from '82
Kim Holland: it probably has some generic name because it is probably also used for other cars
Kim Holland: but would you by any chance have breathing hoses and rubber O-rings for this make and model?
Gwen: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
Kim Holland: can't, it's a custom model and the builder has died on me last week when I tried to repay him.
Kim Holland: please help me out
Gwen: I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic
Kim Holland: does your mother know that you guys just paste in standard reply sentences without actually helping out customers?
Kim Holland: my hands are tangled up in my hair on this problem
Kim Holland: oh wait, don't have any there hihi
Kim Holland: anyway, do you ship to the netherlands?
Kim Holland: or holland perhaps?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment ,we do not ship to netherlands
Kim Holland: why not? seen my name? can't expect me to receive packages in germany now can you
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Kim Holland: you know, it has been over an hour; you probably have your hands tangled up somewhere down under too, I'd reckon
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Sebas: hallo
you: hello
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you: yes
Sebas: ?
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you: specific question
you: number 2
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bijdehand, dat zijn ze....
quote:WhahahaSeth: Are you looking for the Performance Brake rotors or Pads ?
Remco: Performance
Seth: Brake rotors or Pads ?
nog nooit op de site geweest....
van--> http://www.intellihome-deutschland.de/nederlands/index.asp
gesprek
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Seth: helloo?
Seth: i have some questions
Greg: Yes
Seth: you guys ship pcv oiltraps right?
Seth: *pcv
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: HOLLAND!!!ONEONEEELFEINZWEIDREI;):D
Seth: weed
Seth: windmills
Seth: woodenshoes
Seth: never been in amsterdam?
Seth: tullips?
Seth: but how do i know you're not a bot? :|
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quote:ze missen echt een markt met de export van PVC oil trapsOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:58 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Lisa: Hello?
Lisa: You guys sell car parts right?
Lisa: HEllo? I dont like being ignored..
Lisa: Im looking for a PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Lisa: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Lisa: Do you sell wooden shoes?
Gwen: We do not sell
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quote:ja ik ookOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:10 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Inderdaad, ik sta nu al 10 minuten in de wacht.
quote:ja ik ook 25 min oidOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:11 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik al ruim een half uur =( die gwen is echt een hoer, een luie ook nog
lamme tak dat 't is, werken voor je geld zul je!!!
whehe volgens mij hebben ze 't nu wel gehad met hollanders
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quote:die reageert meestal wel snel vind ikOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:12 schreef arnold-d het volgende:
of george
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Balkenende: hello madam, i am the prime minister of the netherlands
Balkenende: i want to order some volvo parts
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Balkenende: i didnt say i want to have them shipped to the netherlands. did i?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Balkenende: and im the easterbunny....
Balkenende: you are talking to a fucking president... how about letting me first order my parts?
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
quote:Ja dat wou ik dus ook doen met Balkenende, maar ze laten me potverdummele gewoon wachten.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
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Balkenende: hello madam, i am the prime minister of the netherlands
Balkenende: i want to order some volvo parts
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Balkenende: i didnt say i want to have them shipped to the netherlands. did i?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Balkenende: and im the easterbunny....
Balkenende: you are talking to a fucking president... how about letting me first order my parts?
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
quote:L0LOp maandag 15 mei 2006 17:15 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
wat een zwijnen, ze zeggen dat ze niet verschepen naar holland, maar aan de telefoon zeggen ze van wel
wat een biggen
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
quote:Als ik op verzenden durk, sluit het schermpje zich afOp maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef UncleJB het volgende:
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
Visitor: uhm no
Visitor: but i can help you
George: ok
George: bye
George: yes, really?
you: yes
you: what does your company do?
George: ok
George: we sell servers
you: in holland to?
George: we ship to holland, yes
George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
you: why not nigeria if i may ask?
George: they don't pay
you: oke
you: where are you located?
George: new york, usa
you: oke and do you take orders?
George: yes
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
George: can i sell a server to you?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
!!!!quote:en is best aardig.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef dennistd het volgende:
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die reageert meestal wel snel vind ik
quote:dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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you: oke and do you take orders?
George: yes
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
George: can i sell a server to you?