Translate by example a pare sayings. That is always well laughing.
Topic starter starts well:
I have a new house buyed, because I have there always from dreamed to live in a great house. My elders said always to me that I must save much money to hunt after my dreams. And now have I endly my dream... it has finally come out.
One of my new colleagues talks a bit strange. She had earlier a sickness had, a form from cancer. Now must she through an machine talking and that makes her voice strange. She has there with learning to live, had she me told.
quote:I have still never from babelfish heard, but I go there from out that it a translate program isOp woensdag 12 april 2006 15:04 schreef Frollo het volgende:
Boy boy, that looks well a translation of Babelfish! That is also so bad!
quote:That was a surely a "back-find-mail"...Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:10 schreef stijgende_ster het volgende:
I go this bookmarken.
quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:11 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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That was a surely a "back-find-mail"...
Thank you, i was looking for that outpression.
Introduction of the bfp!
Waarom denk je dat je zo geweldig bent?
wordt:
Why do you think that you are this way terrible?
quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:15 schreef Leandra het volgende:Ja...... Babelfish is het helemaal... je blijft lachen.Yes, Babelfish is it whole... you stay laughing
Waarom denk je dat je zo geweldig bent?
wordt:
Why do you think that you are this way terrible?
The duty calls now however, so I have to shoot up, but I shall reply inside-short!
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
quote:I have all much heard from this "Jan from Leiden", but I have him never meet.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:17 schreef Nekto het volgende:
I am from opinion that my English free good is. There-around dare I to say that I problemless should can live in England. Much of my country-enjoyed make themselves of with a little Jan of Leiden, that find I very pity.
The duty calls now however, so I have to shoot up, but I shall reply inside-short!
Previous week am I married with my sweet girlfriend. It was a shining day. The ceremony found place in a chapel that the Saint Nicholas chapel is called, but make you no worries, we are not believing.
After the wedding went we on wedding travel. It was very fine and it was beautiful weather. Now am I again back on my work, bah.
quote:I always get my sin?Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
quote:It hates: "I always get my sin", but it's not a beautiful book because there not so much in stands. The most pages have only one sin...Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
quote:You have equal!
quote:Trueseemingly you mean 'I always get my sin'. I have that book also. It is funny to it once to read, but then you know it well.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
quote:That book is so good
quote:I snapped of it no beetroot.
quote:It comes of pas to turn on Dutch sentence-turnings and idiom.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:28 schreef Frollo het volgende:
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
quote:Some people are there really good in whore, because I hear them on the street speak to tourists and they speak it fluent. I will too well so good being.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:28 schreef Frollo het volgende:
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
quote:Yes, i had it same problem when i tried here to post.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:28 schreef Frollo het volgende:
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
quote:It is not so easy if it looks.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:35 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
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Yes, i had it same problem when i tried here to post.
quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:36 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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It is not so easy ifitas looks.
quote:My post, what do you?
quote:A truth like a cow.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 19:55 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
You must a given horse not in mouth looking, because then are the puppets dancing.
quote:My greatmother said always: "behind the clouds shines always the sun".
quote:That knocks too like a bus.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 20:00 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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My greatmother said always: "behind the clouds shines always the sun".
quote:What mean you?Op woensdag 12 april 2006 20:04 schreef TheThirdMark het volgende:
Why find people it now nice to all these fora to spam?
quote:A rubbish topic?Op woensdag 12 april 2006 20:57 schreef Isabeau het volgende:
What a rubbish topic, but I find it quite amusing round to read what you all here from make.
Now have you me on my toes trapped... 
They must those english self learning so english to speaking. That should make it all a lot clearer.
Now sit I here a bit nothing to do, and a bit waiting until my vacation over is.
Little Thumbie, the youngest son, had listened off his parents' conversation. The next morning before day and dew he went out and filled his pockets with pebbles. During the walk into the wood he knew unmarked-up to drop them one by one. Then the parents told the children to sprockle some wood. And the parents shined the plate!
When the parents didn't come for the day any more the children understood that they had been left in the stitch. Soon the waterlanders appeared. But Thumbie told them not by the packages down to sit because he would sorrow for it that they all got home wholeskins. Thank be the pebbles he was able to find his way back.
This topic do think me of: "Geud meuning, it's half pissed socks!"
A Russian friend of me talks this way
soms stoppen die engelse het ergens zomaar tussen terwijl het nergens op krijgen/kreeg gaat.
nu weet ik ook wel dat ze het nog voor andere dingen gebruiken maar hoe beslis je dat?
quote:The confusion pities me so, but that was not of my hand. It is the mind-product of Hugo Brandt Corstius and one hits it on everywhere in the Internet. Fill normally some words in in Google.Op donderdag 13 april 2006 09:33 schreef Frollo het volgende:
Nice tried, Nekto! Things as 'unmarked-up' and 'shined the plate' and 'waterlanders' are marvellous invented. But sometimes use you yet still an English sentence build. There must you better on work, hear!
quote:Zal ik dat eens voor je beantwoorden in: [Centraal] Alfa 'huiswerk en vragen topic' ?Op maandag 17 april 2006 16:06 schreef oelewappers het volgende:
wie kan me vertellen hoe je het ww get/got gebruikt ik snap daar geen hout van.
soms stoppen die engelse het ergens zomaar tussen terwijl het nergens op krijgen/kreeg gaat.
nu weet ik ook wel dat ze het nog voor andere dingen gebruiken maar hoe beslis je dat?
I go looking, maybe can someone help me.
quote:I am happy that I it not have seen, because I can my time well better use. A day has but 24 hours and must you it with do. Then have I no time for some things.Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:30 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Saturday looked i at the irish television, and they showed a play from Beckett. But it was really long, and when you thought that it over was a second company started.
quote:Great book
, laughed my ass of while reading it quote:you have a typo made and it is not English on his Dutch...Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:36 schreef ChRoNiC het volgende:
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Great book
This is best a funny topic.
quote:You in in Pennsylvania go living... with the Pennsylvania Dutch can you nice go talking in "old Germaans"...Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:41 schreef popolon het volgende:
I talk so always, there is nothing wrong with on the hand.
This is best a funny topic.
quote:whehehe... It spites me, but I can him not more changing. You must there with learning to live.Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:44 schreef popolon het volgende:
Nuttbag.
quote:You is so correctOp maandag 17 april 2006 17:41 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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you have a typo made and it is not English on his Dutch...
(It is difficult to speak Dutch-English
)Quote from 'i always get my sin'
quote:hahahahahahahahhaso can it not longer
"yesss hello, we have a problem with the shower, it only gives us cold water, my husband and me thinks it's the gas, the gas is empty"
En je vervolgens een poeier verkopen als je gewoon nederlands terug praat
quote:Stop than to posting and then it changing... post just what you will.Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:46 schreef popolon het volgende:
Now do you it again!
quote:A nutt can you crack, that is okay.Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:46 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
All weather.... whehe... there was nothing wrong with "nutt bag"...
But you testicle cracken is free painbody.
no itsnot
quote:That do i also!Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:47 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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Stop than to posting and then it changing... post just what you will.
quote:Now do you it pass... But first did you it not.
I keep it for seen!
quote:the saying is: to someones pipes dancing or you have the dolls on the dancing.Op dinsdag 18 april 2006 22:58 schreef Byte_Me het volgende:
in this topic have you the pipes on the dancing!
quote:Ik heb zon boekje voor mijn verjaardag gekregen en het heet : I Always get my sin by Maarten H. Rijkens.Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
I got sun little book for my faryearday en it hot: I always get my sin, by Maarten H. Rijkens
very funny little book, I will hole one little piece out it: How do you do and how do you do your wife ?
Godfarstupid!
I bumped my knee against the computertable.
That does pain.
Good, and with you?
In the reastaurant i was yesterday have they a very good cock. It tasted very good.
Where the people unconscious, sense in musselparties get
And from food only still be silent, if they drunk are and satisfied
Then again easy sleep go.
Here at the coast, the Zeeuwse coast
Where one every unconscious
In it German becomes talked at, where the chain is break
And all ships are burned
But there is nothing on the hand.
Her weapon were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Ondanks dit toch nog een hit inde VS
quote:I can there nothing on do... well, maybe can I a bit more posting.Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 22:42 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
It topic is a bit dead gone.
quote:Do het please not... go not korfball comparing with basketball... that can I not on, because it blasphemy is!!Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:32 schreef popolon het volgende:
Lovely NBA korfball playoffs watchen.
quote:But now know you it well, thus do there your advantage withOp zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:35 schreef popolon het volgende:
Ok sorry, I knew that not.
quote:Yes that is well so, many cheerleaders with very short skirtjes.Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:36 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
yes, because with basketball are there no girls with short rokjes!
quote:but they don't jump so you can see their pair of underbroekje!Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:38 schreef popolon het volgende:
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Yes that is well so, many cheerleaders with very short skirtjes.
quote:That do they well... they have nice dances where they the legs in the air throw...Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:39 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
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but they don't jump so you can see their pair of underbroekje!
He learned me it life seen
I want him never more lost
He made from that sweet child
A real worldgirl
A girl that everything dares
A woman from this time
He made from that sweet child
A real worldgirl
A real worldgirl
A girl that now from gloves knows
That almost everything dares
That with contacts with the fishnet
The world over surfes
Guess that songtext.
Then i on it typen was, came it topic again to life.
damn, dit is toch te erg voor woorden soms eigenlijk
quote:That is why I this topic opened haveOp zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:49 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
Oh wait
Then i on it typen was, came it topic again to life.
damn, dit is toch te erg voor woorden soms eigenlijk
quote:A girl that now from mittens knows...Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:45 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
A girl that now from gloves knows
quote:There have you all right in.Op zondag 23 april 2006 10:32 schreef Viking84 het volgende:
back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English
Some examples of what he against came:
-I could not make krokettes of it
-The sailor said: This is be boat
-And the the ship walked fast
-The captain go to the beach with a piece of twelve men
-The captain said: Orphan up your guard
It was really cold, and i hit-a-far-distance all the enemies.
I am the bomb.
i ask myself off if I after the reading of this topic still correctly english can
quote:it is best simple. Write it first in the Dutch up and go then on a new line word for word translating and get then the original awayOp zondag 23 april 2006 10:32 schreef Viking84 het volgende:
back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English
Also will it a problem become when you a ticket will buyen for a cinema in londen, because I think not that they'll snap what you want untill you the name upnoemt and you your flappen money late seen.
(I think that my bfp nowhere for needed was
)outthereearth is this also a backfindpost
quote:Yes, he pulled on his jokecoat.Op zondag 23 april 2006 18:06 schreef plumbum het volgende:
i think that this a very original topic is. the one that this had opened is me the funpants well.
outthereearth is this also a backfindpost
The English culture is a bit strange when it up status down comes, it is here best important that you have a lot of money on the coutch for some people.
This thread was very laughmaking, severe thanks there for!
The topic is borderovercrossed.
By the way, maybe that this is a little off topic but I found this text:
I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.
quote:hey, we had treatened that poem on school previous year. unfortunately some people write true so.Op dinsdag 25 april 2006 18:26 schreef killko het volgende:
By the way, maybe that this is a little off topic but I found this text:
I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
[...]
)quote:Dunglish (Dutch-English, so as my English teacher it called) is indeed not easy.
quote:Alberto? Ben you it real? I have you long not seen, because you the park walked to verifying, yes.
quote:I thought that it a bit easier would be but that have I underestamated, I cannot wait to so to talk to my targets, my beloved tourists! ( They are not the mine, but I love the way that they allways believe what I to them tell. (Dunglish is a very good manier to introduce this way of english speaking)Op maandag 1 mei 2006 10:29 schreef killko het volgende:
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Dunglish (Dutch-English, so as my English teacher it called) is indeed not easy.
I have no idea for which babelfish of 'kachel' now 'tight' have made...
quote:Oh, what for work is it? I have a job talk tuesday, but if it not good goes, have i again still no job.Op maandag 1 mei 2006 00:49 schreef tanna het volgende:
My new colleageu has today the sack got , he has a seasons-job accepted here ( with tourists)!! which means: no vacantion in juli en august and that did he well do : he has a vacantion booked in august, so we have nothing on him in those importent buzzy times. It makes me sad, because ik thought that we an important worker in the gelederen hadden. Now must we again look for another victom.( nederlands -engels is lastig
Like you see, speak i also good english.
My goal at the work is too convince people everywhere from, that if they leave without my special offers they there regrets from have
quote:Thank you well for this clear answerOp vrijdag 5 mei 2006 12:12 schreef rameijer het volgende:
'Stervende hoeren kanker kachel' mean 'Dying whores cancer tight' according to Babelfish
quote:wel ai woedent be eebel to trensleet it bek lol
quote:This is dungels, english on his dutch and it is not really easy find i. But your question what about this goes: i have no idea
I do that ocasionnally with a friend of my. Think of:
That's wet fingerwork!
One swallow doesn't make summer yet.
There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!
and so on.
When you speak these words letteraly, you speak perfect Gronings:
Moy young, what hessed too door? Mouse met sea-pills? Waist too where the leather is? Die steed door.
And then was there something more, but i have that forgotten....
"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"
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quote:And? Went your job talk well? I will that after this long time know!Op vrijdag 5 mei 2006 13:04 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
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Oh, what for work is it? I have a job talk tuesday, but if it not good goes, have i again still no job.
Like you see, speak i also good english.
quote:It comes my nose out too, and the yours?Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 14:01 schreef Nielsch het volgende:
Quote Paul de Leeuw:
"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"
quote:I know the song not once according to me.Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 21:57 schreef tanna het volgende:
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It comes my nose out too, and the yours?
quote:But that song was often played on every radiostation, how could joe that missen?Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 22:36 schreef MonoSynth het volgende:
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I know the song not once according to me.
V.
quote:through not radio to listeningOp donderdag 25 mei 2006 22:52 schreef tanna het volgende:
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But that song was often played on every radiostation, how could joe that missen?
quote:You have right, radio is unity sausage these days
Much successquote:You have equal, this is yet not specified easy.Op zondag 7 mei 2006 21:40 schreef tanna het volgende:
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This is dungels, english on his dutch and it is not really easy find i. But your question what about this goes: i have no idea
quote:Very badly thanked, I assure you that by on this way my English to practice the exam cutted cookie will be. I shall very surprised be if I no ten get.Op vrijdag 26 mei 2006 16:52 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
I will all the examenation candidates a heart under the belt sticking. This are difficult times wherein you much stress have. Use this topic around good english to speaking and then must you well secure a good number getting
quote:Many succes monday, and try dungels on time to forgetOp zaterdag 27 mei 2006 18:35 schreef Scharrelkip het volgende:
I must saying that this topic really whole very funny is. Also I have monday my exams English and actually hope I that I there not so long must think to a correct English sentence to write. This is actually yet quite tough. It get sure a little egg
quote:Not for the only just speaking and understanding englishers that we knowOp dinsdag 27 juni 2006 11:49 schreef Hertog_Martin het volgende:
the nice of the english language, is that how bad you it upfuck it still remains to understand is
but good, i go now sleeping.. the luckyquote:And tomorrow, healthy again upOp woensdag 28 juni 2006 00:14 schreef BdR het volgende:
Wrong translations, they stay funny
quote:sleep deliciousOp woensdag 28 juni 2006 00:28 schreef Aventura het volgende:
Sleep good!
make me the piss not lukewarm
Now, I lubricate him but, I go you to see, weet you nevertheless, are nevertheless this way
it is me what.. You are surely the funniest at home?
Is this topic now all dead blooded? I started it just fun to find..
Zo van: It was raining pipestoles of I see the future dark in
Herkent iemand dit? Zal eens als ik weer terug ben in mijn oude schoolspulletjes kijken
I was nevertheless really just as frightened that last was...
Although my texts come roll nevertheless complete oddly; it really beats as a grip on a pig
Long live the fun!!
quote:You not sure?Op woensdag 28 juni 2006 17:18 schreef BdR het volgende:
Comes a fish by the doctor, says the doctor: I see it all, out the bowl.
You are surely the funniest at home?
Tell the next time once a nicer joke.
So had I lately almost a girl under the car. Stands she me on to look as if me any blame hits! There can I really badly against.
"I am fine" became
Ich bin geldstraffe
lol
quote:(bfp, aka tvp) It is now vacantion time, but v.oudenallen shall on her post be to serve usOp zaterdag 1 juli 2006 00:31 schreef doppelgänger het volgende:
I find it but weird that the cabinet is fallen, everything walked up little rolls in our little country and now this? When may we now again to the votebus?
Dispite the French language is precise like this niveau in Holland on Havo or Gymaisium
I cannot laugh on that.
But funny is this well!
Lucky have I a cow-orker that antracite english has invented!
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Sorry whore that I the topic have kicked, it is the blame of BdR
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When it's on the television i really lay double.
quote:http://www.dunglish.nl/Op dinsdag 12 september 2006 19:15 schreef regularjoe het volgende:
Dit soort 'engels' heet Dunglish! en het is echt niet om aan te horen joh!
So something?