English on his Dutch

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Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:36 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
yes, because with basketball are there no girls with short rokjes!

Yes that is well so, many cheerleaders with very short skirtjes.

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Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:38 schreef popolon het volgende:

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Yes that is well so, many cheerleaders with very short skirtjes.

but they don't jump so you can see their pair of underbroekje!

Nice horny man.

Then mail i still but what, a songtext but again:

He learned me it life seen
I want him never more lost
He made from that sweet child
A real worldgirl
A girl that everything dares
A woman from this time
He made from that sweet child
A real worldgirl
A real worldgirl

A girl that now from gloves knows
That almost everything dares
That with contacts with the fishnet
The world over surfes

Guess that songtext.

Oh wait
Then i on it typen was, came it topic again to life.
_{damn, dit is toch te erg voor woorden soms eigenlijk}

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Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:45 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
A girl that now from gloves knows

A girl that now from mittens knows...

back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English

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Op zondag 23 april 2006 10:32 schreef Viking84 het volgende:
back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English

There have you all right in.

This does me think at cabaret of Harry Jekkers, where in he tells about his work as teacher English.
Some examples of what he against came:

-I could not make krokettes of it
-The sailor said: This is be boat
-And the the ship walked fast
-The captain go to the beach with a piece of twelve men
-The captain said: Orphan up your guard

I just computered an half hour.
It was really cold, and i hit-a-far-distance all the enemies.
I am the bomb.

shameless bfp

i ask myself off if I after the reading of this topic still correctly english can

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Op zondag 23 april 2006 10:32 schreef Viking84 het volgende:
back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English

it is best simple. Write it first in the Dutch up and go then on a new line word for word translating and get then the original away

I must say that I this topic very interesting find, but if netherlanders really so bad speaken in it english, than sit er something not good.

Also will it a problem become when you a ticket will buyen for a cinema in londen, because I think not that they'll snap what you want untill you the name upnoemt and you your flappen money late seen.

what a enbreathment to the commentator on bbc normally english to hear talk, so after the reading of this topic.

(I think that my bfp nowhere for needed was )

if you the topic read on just as, you go entirely in bad English thinking... maargoed, I will help pa now my just as, because the CV is piece.

i think that this a very original topic is. the one that this had opened is me the funpants well.

outthereearth is this also a backfindpost

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Op zondag 23 april 2006 18:06 schreef plumbum het volgende:
i think that this a very original topic is. the one that this had opened is me the funpants well.

outthereearth is this also a backfindpost

Yes, he pulled on his jokecoat.

hmm, this is yes a funny topc

TB, in English writing on this way is best hard... TN lives in England, and to hear Dutch people english hearing speaking causes replacement embarresment.
The English culture is a bit strange when it up status down comes, it is here best important that you have a lot of money on the coutch for some people.

This thread was very laughmaking, severe thanks there for!

Whoeii
The topic is borderovercrossed.

It is nice to see there are some literary little highstands in this topic, it makes me cry from the laugh. As my neighbour always says: surprises come always not expected. From now on I come again well once past.

I am not this way complete well in English and whereas I tried this topic translate sat I with the hands in my hair. Now my hair sits in the war.

By the way, maybe that this is a little off topic but I found this text:

I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

Guys...where are we with busy?