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  zaterdag 22 april 2006 @ 23:38:15 #101
10763 popolon
Fetchez la vache!
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quote:
Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:36 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
yes, because with basketball are there no girls with short rokjes!
Yes that is well so, many cheerleaders with very short skirtjes.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
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quote:
Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:38 schreef popolon het volgende:

[..]

Yes that is well so, many cheerleaders with very short skirtjes.
but they don't jump so you can see their pair of underbroekje!
  zaterdag 22 april 2006 @ 23:41:02 #103
86972 ScienceFriction
Kobe Bryant # 24
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quote:
Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:39 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:

[..]

but they don't jump so you can see their pair of underbroekje!
That do they well... they have nice dances where they the legs in the air throw...
  zaterdag 22 april 2006 @ 23:41:52 #104
10763 popolon
Fetchez la vache!
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Nice horny man.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
  zaterdag 22 april 2006 @ 23:45:39 #105
74506 Rebbedebje
Bedrijfspsycholoog
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Then mail i still but what, a songtext but again:

He learned me it life seen
I want him never more lost
He made from that sweet child
A real worldgirl
A girl that everything dares
A woman from this time
He made from that sweet child
A real worldgirl
A real worldgirl

A girl that now from gloves knows
That almost everything dares
That with contacts with the fishnet
The world over surfes

Guess that songtext.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
  zaterdag 22 april 2006 @ 23:49:32 #106
74506 Rebbedebje
Bedrijfspsycholoog
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Oh wait
Then i on it typen was, came it topic again to life.
damn, dit is toch te erg voor woorden soms eigenlijk
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
  zaterdag 22 april 2006 @ 23:51:17 #107
86972 ScienceFriction
Kobe Bryant # 24
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quote:
Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:49 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
Oh wait
Then i on it typen was, came it topic again to life.
damn, dit is toch te erg voor woorden soms eigenlijk
That is why I this topic opened have
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quote:
Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:45 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
A girl that now from gloves knows
A girl that now from mittens knows...
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 10:32:51 #109
78654 Viking84
Going, going, gone
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back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English
Niet meer actief op Fok!
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 14:15:34 #110
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quote:
Op zondag 23 april 2006 10:32 schreef Viking84 het volgende:
back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English
There have you all right in.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
  FOK!-Schrikkelbaas zondag 23 april 2006 @ 15:13:45 #111
334 TARAraboemdijee
Vader!
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This does me think at cabaret of Harry Jekkers, where in he tells about his work as teacher English.
Some examples of what he against came:

-I could not make krokettes of it
-The sailor said: This is be boat
-And the the ship walked fast
-The captain go to the beach with a piece of twelve men
-The captain said: Orphan up your guard
In this world of evil and darkness I'm looking for the one girl that has the power to bring light into my heart. A light so pure that my evil thoughts about this world and the people living on it will vanish and I'll finally experience true love.
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 16:05:21 #112
96581 Manneke_Pils
Deus. ['de:us]
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I just computered an half hour.
It was really cold, and i hit-a-far-distance all the enemies.
I am the bomb.
Een befaamde Fransoos zei ooit: Qui ceci lit est un fou.
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 16:17:52 #113
16063 MonoSynth
I doubt, therefore I might be
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shameless bfp

i ask myself off if I after the reading of this topic still correctly english can
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 16:21:11 #114
16063 MonoSynth
I doubt, therefore I might be
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quote:
Op zondag 23 april 2006 10:32 schreef Viking84 het volgende:
back find post. I don't know whether I can also write like you. Seems much harder than writing in correct English
it is best simple. Write it first in the Dutch up and go then on a new line word for word translating and get then the original away
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I must say that I this topic very interesting find, but if netherlanders really so bad speaken in it english, than sit er something not good.

Also will it a problem become when you a ticket will buyen for a cinema in londen, because I think not that they'll snap what you want untill you the name upnoemt and you your flappen money late seen.
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 16:26:39 #116
16063 MonoSynth
I doubt, therefore I might be
pi_37216546
what a enbreathment to the commentator on bbc normally english to hear talk, so after the reading of this topic.

(I think that my bfp nowhere for needed was )
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if you the topic read on just as, you go entirely in bad English thinking... maargoed, I will help pa now my just as, because the CV is piece.
pi_37219754
i think that this a very original topic is. the one that this had opened is me the funpants well.

outthereearth is this also a backfindpost
Ik was die gast die op lego tript. Het met retroshit naar pedo flipt.
Zijn spits ook vaak in steno kickt
En alle tepels uit de playboy knipt.
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 20:43:33 #119
120139 freiss
Hertog Jan :9~
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quote:
Op zondag 23 april 2006 18:06 schreef plumbum het volgende:
i think that this a very original topic is. the one that this had opened is me the funpants well.

outthereearth is this also a backfindpost
Yes, he pulled on his jokecoat.
HJ 14-punt-gift.
Lijst met rukmateriaal!
  zondag 23 april 2006 @ 21:33:25 #120
138547 VASND
Happen naar het baasje
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hmm, this is yes a funny topc
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Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
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TB, in English writing on this way is best hard... TN lives in England, and to hear Dutch people english hearing speaking causes replacement embarresment.
The English culture is a bit strange when it up status down comes, it is here best important that you have a lot of money on the coutch for some people.

This thread was very laughmaking, severe thanks there for!
Baggers can't be choosers
  maandag 24 april 2006 @ 10:26:57 #122
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Whoeii
The topic is borderovercrossed.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
  maandag 24 april 2006 @ 19:51:40 #123
14018 Adagio
Agree to disagree
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It is nice to see there are some literary little highstands in this topic, it makes me cry from the laugh. As my neighbour always says: surprises come always not expected. From now on I come again well once past.
"Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." - "Al dat Rev tuig moet hard aangepakt worden, TUIG is het TUIG ZEG IK JE!!"
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I am not this way complete well in English and whereas I tried this topic translate sat I with the hands in my hair. Now my hair sits in the war.

By the way, maybe that this is a little off topic but I found this text:

I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.
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Guys...where are we with busy?
dat viel toch wel mee?
  zondag 30 april 2006 @ 14:57:43 #126
1124 Mark
Awesome dad from hell
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That is well a whole acquintance. But it is long suffered
We used to hate people - Now we just make fun of them - It's more effective that way
Elk jaar Towel Day!(2)](3)
Dommage arachide-fromage
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quote:
Op dinsdag 25 april 2006 18:26 schreef killko het volgende:

By the way, maybe that this is a little off topic but I found this text:

I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
[...]
hey, we had treatened that poem on school previous year. unfortunately some people write true so.
  maandag 1 mei 2006 @ 00:49:48 #128
124443 tanna
wijnig
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My new colleageu has today the sack got , he has a seasons-job accepted here ( with tourists)!! which means: no vacantion in juli en august and that did he well do : he has a vacantion booked in august, so we have nothing on him in those importent buzzy times. It makes me sad, because ik thought that we an important worker in the gelederen hadden. Now must we again look for another victom.( nederlands -engels is lastig )
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
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quote:
Op maandag 1 mei 2006 00:49 schreef tanna het volgende:(...)
( nederlands -engels is lastig )
Dunglish (Dutch-English, so as my English teacher it called) is indeed not easy.
  maandag 1 mei 2006 @ 15:25:44 #130
10785 Smots
The Angriest Dog In The World
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I ran last verify the park...
The dog who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. ...Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis.
  maandag 1 mei 2006 @ 15:29:29 #131
10785 Smots
The Angriest Dog In The World
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Yo bradders, everything cool, swa, weet nevertheless. Look which waistcoat which I have bought swa. Stone Island friend. That collar, which is, which cap also still hè. Tightly or not hè, know nevertheless. But yes. Nou. However, truitje know you. Hè. Cap. Weet nevertheless. High collar. Always kerel. Or not then? Fattest these are still. Stone tight. But yes, you speak later man. No spang heh.
The dog who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. ...Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis.
  maandag 1 mei 2006 @ 15:57:26 #132
86972 ScienceFriction
Kobe Bryant # 24
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quote:
Op maandag 1 mei 2006 15:25 schreef Smots het volgende:
I ran last verify the park...
Alberto? Ben you it real? I have you long not seen, because you the park walked to verifying, yes.
  dinsdag 2 mei 2006 @ 00:09:34 #133
124443 tanna
wijnig
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quote:
Op maandag 1 mei 2006 10:29 schreef killko het volgende:

[..]

Dunglish (Dutch-English, so as my English teacher it called) is indeed not easy.
I thought that it a bit easier would be but that have I underestamated, I cannot wait to so to talk to my targets, my beloved tourists! ( They are not the mine, but I love the way that they allways believe what I to them tell. (Dunglish is a very good manier to introduce this way of english speaking)
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
pi_37543490
Dying whores cancer tight!!!

I have no idea for which babelfish of 'kachel' now 'tight' have made...
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
  vrijdag 5 mei 2006 @ 00:19:14 #135
124443 tanna
wijnig
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What means cancer tight?
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
pi_37572122
'Stervende hoeren kanker kachel' mean 'Dying whores cancer tight' according to Babelfish
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
  vrijdag 5 mei 2006 @ 13:04:15 #137
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quote:
Op maandag 1 mei 2006 00:49 schreef tanna het volgende:
My new colleageu has today the sack got , he has a seasons-job accepted here ( with tourists)!! which means: no vacantion in juli en august and that did he well do : he has a vacantion booked in august, so we have nothing on him in those importent buzzy times. It makes me sad, because ik thought that we an important worker in the gelederen hadden. Now must we again look for another victom.( nederlands -engels is lastig )
Oh, what for work is it? I have a job talk tuesday, but if it not good goes, have i again still no job.
Like you see, speak i also good english.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 01:05:56 #138
124443 tanna
wijnig
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Oh Rebbedebje, that is thrilling!! A tuesday is better dan a monday for a like that think I.
My goal at the work is too convince people everywhere from, that if they leave without my special offers they there regrets from have
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 01:07:27 #139
124443 tanna
wijnig
pi_37619487
quote:
Op vrijdag 5 mei 2006 12:12 schreef rameijer het volgende:
'Stervende hoeren kanker kachel' mean 'Dying whores cancer tight' according to Babelfish
Thank you well for this clear answer
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 02:22:47 #140
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Happen naar het baasje
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quote:
Op zondag 7 mei 2006 01:07 schreef tanna het volgende:

[..]

Thank you well for this clear answer
wel ai woedent be eebel to trensleet it bek lol
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Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 02:30:41 #141
118145 Trancelocator
A.TRANCY.STATE.OF.MIND
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Where goes this all about?
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 21:40:48 #142
124443 tanna
wijnig
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quote:
Op zondag 7 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Trancelocator het volgende:
Where goes this all about?
This is dungels, english on his dutch and it is not really easy find i. But your question what about this goes: i have no idea
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
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It is harder for me than thought. You have as try to translate Dutch speakwords in English. You laugh yourself apart!

I do that ocasionnally with a friend of my. Think of:
That's wet fingerwork!
One swallow doesn't make summer yet.
There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!

and so on.
Wees jezelf er zijn al zoveel anderen
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 23:43:20 #144
14018 Adagio
Agree to disagree
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Have i told you about a poster that my english teacher on the wall had hanged?

When you speak these words letteraly, you speak perfect Gronings:

Moy young, what hessed too door? Mouse met sea-pills? Waist too where the leather is? Die steed door.

And then was there something more, but i have that forgotten....
"Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." - "Al dat Rev tuig moet hard aangepakt worden, TUIG is het TUIG ZEG IK JE!!"
  zondag 7 mei 2006 @ 23:55:10 #145
124443 tanna
wijnig
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Talking about difficult.........Gronings is another world for me, and to far weg
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
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Quote Paul de Leeuw:

"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 25-05-2006 14:01:51 ]
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quote:
Op vrijdag 5 mei 2006 13:04 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:

[..]

Oh, what for work is it? I have a job talk tuesday, but if it not good goes, have i again still no job.
Like you see, speak i also good english.
And? Went your job talk well? I will that after this long time know!
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
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quote:
Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 14:01 schreef Nielsch het volgende:
Quote Paul de Leeuw:

"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"
It comes my nose out too, and the yours?
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
  donderdag 25 mei 2006 @ 22:36:13 #149
16063 MonoSynth
I doubt, therefore I might be
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quote:
Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 21:57 schreef tanna het volgende:

[..]

It comes my nose out too, and the yours?
I know the song not once according to me.
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quote:
Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 22:36 schreef MonoSynth het volgende:

[..]

I know the song not once according to me.
But that song was often played on every radiostation, how could joe that missen?
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
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