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Yo bradders, everything cool, swa, weet nevertheless. Look which waistcoat which I have bought swa. Stone Island friend. That collar, which is, which cap also still hè. Tightly or not hè, know nevertheless. But yes. Nou. However, truitje know you. Hè. Cap. Weet nevertheless. High collar. Always kerel. Or not then? Fattest these are still. Stone tight. But yes, you speak later man. No spang heh.
The dog who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. ...Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis.
Alberto? Ben you it real? I have you long not seen, because you the park walked to verifying, yes.quote:
I thought that it a bit easier would be but that have I underestamated, I cannot wait to so to talk to my targets, my beloved tourists! ( They are not the mine, but I love the way that they allways believe what I to them tell. (Dunglish is a very good manier to introduce this way of english speaking)quote:Op maandag 1 mei 2006 10:29 schreef killko het volgende:
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Dunglish (Dutch-English, so as my English teacher it called) is indeed not easy.
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
Dying whores cancer tight!!!
I have no idea for which babelfish of 'kachel' now 'tight' have made...
I have no idea for which babelfish of 'kachel' now 'tight' have made...
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
'Stervende hoeren kanker kachel' mean 'Dying whores cancer tight' according to Babelfish
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
Oh, what for work is it? I have a job talk tuesday, but if it not good goes, have i again still no job.quote:Op maandag 1 mei 2006 00:49 schreef tanna het volgende:
My new colleageu has today the sack got , he has a seasons-job accepted here ( with tourists)!! which means: no vacantion in juli en august and that did he well do : he has a vacantion booked in august, so we have nothing on him in those importent buzzy times. It makes me sad, because ik thought that we an important worker in the gelederen hadden. Now must we again look for another victom.( nederlands -engels is lastig )
)Like you see, speak i also good english.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
Oh Rebbedebje, that is thrilling!! A tuesday is better dan a monday for a like that think I.
My goal at the work is too convince people everywhere from, that if they leave without my special offers they there regrets from have
My goal at the work is too convince people everywhere from, that if they leave without my special offers they there regrets from have
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
Thank you well for this clear answerquote:Op vrijdag 5 mei 2006 12:12 schreef rameijer het volgende:
'Stervende hoeren kanker kachel' mean 'Dying whores cancer tight' according to Babelfish
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
wel ai woedent be eebel to trensleet it bek lolquote:
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Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
This is dungels, english on his dutch and it is not really easy find i. But your question what about this goes: i have no ideaquote:Op zondag 7 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Trancelocator het volgende:
Where goes this all about?
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
It is harder for me than thought. You have as try to translate Dutch speakwords in English. You laugh yourself apart!
I do that ocasionnally with a friend of my. Think of:
That's wet fingerwork!
One swallow doesn't make summer yet.
There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!
and so on.
I do that ocasionnally with a friend of my. Think of:
That's wet fingerwork!
One swallow doesn't make summer yet.
There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!
and so on.
Wees jezelf er zijn al zoveel anderen
Have i told you about a poster that my english teacher on the wall had hanged?
When you speak these words letteraly, you speak perfect Gronings:
Moy young, what hessed too door? Mouse met sea-pills? Waist too where the leather is? Die steed door.
And then was there something more, but i have that forgotten....
When you speak these words letteraly, you speak perfect Gronings:
Moy young, what hessed too door? Mouse met sea-pills? Waist too where the leather is? Die steed door.
And then was there something more, but i have that forgotten....
"Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." - "Al dat Rev tuig moet hard aangepakt worden, TUIG is het TUIG ZEG IK JE!!"
Talking about difficult.........Gronings is another world for me, and to far weg
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
Quote Paul de Leeuw:
"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"
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"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"
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And? Went your job talk well? I will that after this long time know!quote:Op vrijdag 5 mei 2006 13:04 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
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Oh, what for work is it? I have a job talk tuesday, but if it not good goes, have i again still no job.
Like you see, speak i also good english.
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
It comes my nose out too, and the yours?quote:Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 14:01 schreef Nielsch het volgende:
Quote Paul de Leeuw:
"The Nine Million Bicycles song is coming my nose out"
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
I know the song not once according to me.quote:Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 21:57 schreef tanna het volgende:
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It comes my nose out too, and the yours?
But that song was often played on every radiostation, how could joe that missen?quote:Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 22:36 schreef MonoSynth het volgende:
[..]
I know the song not once according to me.
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
through not radio to listeningquote:Op donderdag 25 mei 2006 22:52 schreef tanna het volgende:
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But that song was often played on every radiostation, how could joe that missen?
You have right, radio is unity sausage these daysquote:
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
I will all the examenation candidates a heart under the belt sticking. This are difficult times wherein you much stress have. Use this topic around good english to speaking and then must you well secure a good number getting
Much success
Much success
Much success
You have equal, this is yet not specified easy.quote:Op zondag 7 mei 2006 21:40 schreef tanna het volgende:
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This is dungels, english on his dutch and it is not really easy find i. But your question what about this goes: i have no idea
Very badly thanked, I assure you that by on this way my English to practice the exam cutted cookie will be. I shall very surprised be if I no ten get.quote:Op vrijdag 26 mei 2006 16:52 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
I will all the examenation candidates a heart under the belt sticking. This are difficult times wherein you much stress have. Use this topic around good english to speaking and then must you well secure a good number getting
Much success
I must saying that this topic really whole very funny is. Also I have monday my exams English and actually hope I that I there not so long must think to a correct English sentence to write. This is actually yet quite tough. It get sure a little egg
Niet waf-waf doen!
Many succes monday, and try dungels on time to forgetquote:Op zaterdag 27 mei 2006 18:35 schreef Scharrelkip het volgende:
I must saying that this topic really whole very funny is. Also I have monday my exams English and actually hope I that I there not so long must think to a correct English sentence to write. This is actually yet quite tough. It get sure a little egg
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
Not for the only just speaking and understanding englishers that we knowquote:Op dinsdag 27 juni 2006 11:49 schreef Hertog_Martin het volgende:
the nice of the english language, is that how bad you it upfuck it still remains to understand is
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
Wrong translations, they stay funny but good, i go now sleeping.. the lucky
the lucky
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
And tomorrow, healthy again upquote:Op woensdag 28 juni 2006 00:14 schreef BdR het volgende:
Wrong translations, they stay funny but good, i go now sleeping.. the lucky
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
our cat xilef walks my curtains to wreck! he wants really gladly playing, but i have there no sence in, momentuous.
This proceeds entirely nowhere more. I understand of it no hollow
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
what say you? I understand you for no meter..
make me the piss not lukewarm
make me the piss not lukewarm
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
I do not see real no more breach...break loose me the mouth man.
Now, I lubricate him but, I go you to see, weet you nevertheless, are nevertheless this way
Now, I lubricate him but, I go you to see, weet you nevertheless, are nevertheless this way
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
but your english sentences hit side nor shore. i try them to translate to literally dutch, but the grammar and wordchoice makes no real sentence. where have you it over?
It becomes again better wether this weekend. Then goes everybody again barbe-spilling. it is me what..
it is me what..
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
I went just on the bicycle to the supermarket, stands there a rooflesspaper seller. So i say: up salting, you can me the tree in with your little paper!
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Comes a fish by the doctor, says the doctor: I see it all, out the bowl.
You are surely the funniest at home?
You are surely the funniest at home?
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
What a funny topic is this! I do also shortly a backfindpost so that I more often here about can laugh. Although there here mostly about small cows and calfs talked becomes. I think that I shortly the cat out the tree look.
Bankiertje
Goodsmornings, this morning. Ah, there shall we miss Jannie have with the coffee..
Is this topic now all dead blooded? I started it just fun to find..
Is this topic now all dead blooded? I started it just fun to find..
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Dit doet me denken aan de middelbare school. We kregen toen een verhaal voor ons neus waarin heel veel nederlandse spreekwoorden letterlijk vertaald waren in het Engels.
Zo van: It was raining pipestoles of I see the future dark in
Herkent iemand dit? Zal eens als ik weer terug ben in mijn oude schoolspulletjes kijken
Zo van: It was raining pipestoles of I see the future dark in
Herkent iemand dit? Zal eens als ik weer terug ben in mijn oude schoolspulletjes kijken
I am glad that there what life sits in this topic.
I was nevertheless really just as frightened that last was...
Although my texts come roll nevertheless complete oddly; it really beats as a grip on a pig
Long live the fun!!
I was nevertheless really just as frightened that last was...
Although my texts come roll nevertheless complete oddly; it really beats as a grip on a pig
Long live the fun!!
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
You not sure?quote:Op woensdag 28 juni 2006 17:18 schreef BdR het volgende:
Comes a fish by the doctor, says the doctor: I see it all, out the bowl.
You are surely the funniest at home?
Tell the next time once a nicer joke.
Last bicycled I on street, stood there a girl with little mobile on her ear. She sat not up to let, stabs she at once over without to look. I bicycled almost against her up, so I yell "hey, look out your shells, dumb box"
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
It falls me up that some people in there deed not can outlook in the traffic. It is really not to believe that they not thereover afterthink that they themselves into danger bring.
So had I lately almost a girl under the car. Stands she me on to look as if me any blame hits! There can I really badly against.
So had I lately almost a girl under the car. Stands she me on to look as if me any blame hits! There can I really badly against.
Bankiertje
I have one time a sentence from english to german getranslated with windi7.com
"I am fine" became
Ich bin geldstraffe
lol
"I am fine" became
Ich bin geldstraffe
lol
het wordt tijd dat ik mijn avatar update
This topic goat a litte bite longsame.
Ik was die gast die op lego tript. Het met retroshit naar pedo flipt.
Zijn spits ook vaak in steno kickt
En alle tepels uit de playboy knipt.
Zijn spits ook vaak in steno kickt
En alle tepels uit de playboy knipt.
I find it but weird that the cabinet is fallen, everything walked up little rolls in our little country and now this? When may we now again to the votebus?
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
(bfp, aka tvp) It is now vacantion time, but v.oudenallen shall on her post be to serve usquote:Op zaterdag 1 juli 2006 00:31 schreef doppelgänger het volgende:
I find it but weird that the cabinet is fallen, everything walked up little rolls in our little country and now this? When may we now again to the votebus?
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
I am it once with Isabeau that it does pain to my eyes, but I can laugh.
Dispite the French language is precise like this niveau in Holland on Havo or Gymaisium
I cannot laugh on that.
But funny is this well!
Dispite the French language is precise like this niveau in Holland on Havo or Gymaisium
I cannot laugh on that.
But funny is this well!
Oog eruit is erger!Le métro ferme a une heure du matLe metro ouvre a six h du matMonoprix ouvre a 10hMonoprix ferme a 20hLes enfants partent a 8hLes enfants reviennent a 16hLe repas commence a 20hOn débarrasse a 20h30Un Téléphone à midi seize
It cost me trouble for on this way english to speak. So quick I english hear start I also english to think!
Lucky have I a cow-orker that antracite english has invented!
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Sorry whore that I the topic have kicked, it is the blame of BdR
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Lucky have I a cow-orker that antracite english has invented!
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Sorry whore that I the topic have kicked, it is the blame of BdR
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Haha it's hilarious when man talk as this way. Forall dutch people in outside land have last from it.
When it's on the television i really lay double.
When it's on the television i really lay double.
. : ] S T U D I O B E AT S [ : .
http://www.dunglish.nl/quote:Op dinsdag 12 september 2006 19:15 schreef regularjoe het volgende:
Dit soort 'engels' heet Dunglish! en het is echt niet om aan te horen joh!
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
What is it still funny to so to talking! Everything sounds if or one or other mongol it says!
So something?
So something?
Geen gezeik.
At last, there is always, however, or an other idiot who kicks such topic up.
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
But it stays a funny topic. I laugh me dead, real true.
Streef ernaar je graf te bestormen met chocola in je ene en een glas wijn in je andere hand, een totaal opgebruikt lijf, helemaal versleten en gillend: "Whoa, wat een trip! Heb het heerlijk gehad!"
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