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In afterwising of another topic: Niveau Engelse taal onder Nederlanders? , looked it my fun a new topic to starting where the goal is to so much possible the English language to "Dutching". Try to create inventive sentences
Translate by example a pare sayings. That is always well laughing.
Topic starter starts well:
I have a new house buyed, because I have there always from dreamed to live in a great house. My elders said always to me that I must save much money to hunt after my dreams. And now have I endly my dream... it has finally come out.
One of my new colleagues talks a bit strange. She had earlier a sickness had, a form from cancer. Now must she through an machine talking and that makes her voice strange. She has there with learning to live, had she me told.
Translate by example a pare sayings. That is always well laughing.
Topic starter starts well:
I have a new house buyed, because I have there always from dreamed to live in a great house. My elders said always to me that I must save much money to hunt after my dreams. And now have I endly my dream... it has finally come out.
One of my new colleagues talks a bit strange. She had earlier a sickness had, a form from cancer. Now must she through an machine talking and that makes her voice strange. She has there with learning to live, had she me told.
I have still never from babelfish heard, but I go there from out that it a translate program isquote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:04 schreef Frollo het volgende:
Boy boy, that looks well a translation of Babelfish! That is also so bad!
I go this bookmarken.
Lijstje: Daryll Ann - Weeps, Daryll Ann - Happy Traum, Maxïmo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures, The Fratellis - Costello Music, Moss - The Long Way Back, Kaiser Chiefs - Yours Truly, Angry Mob, Bette Serveert - Bare Stripped Naked
That was a surely a "back-find-mail"...quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:10 schreef stijgende_ster het volgende:
I go this bookmarken.
Yes, that is the correct answer. You can visit it on the following site: babelfish.altavista.com
God is gewoon een denkbeeldig vriendje voor volwassenen!
Vakantie
Vakantie
Finally something where i can talk english at my own niveau.
Lijstje: Daryll Ann - Weeps, Daryll Ann - Happy Traum, Maxïmo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures, The Fratellis - Costello Music, Moss - The Long Way Back, Kaiser Chiefs - Yours Truly, Angry Mob, Bette Serveert - Bare Stripped Naked
Thank you, i was looking for that outpression.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:11 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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That was a surely a "back-find-mail"...
Lijstje: Daryll Ann - Weeps, Daryll Ann - Happy Traum, Maxïmo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures, The Fratellis - Costello Music, Moss - The Long Way Back, Kaiser Chiefs - Yours Truly, Angry Mob, Bette Serveert - Bare Stripped Naked
back-find-post,
Introduction of the bfp!
Introduction of the bfp!
God is gewoon een denkbeeldig vriendje voor volwassenen!
Vakantie
Vakantie
quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:15 schreef Leandra het volgende:
Ja...... Babelfish is het helemaal... je blijft lachen. Yes, Babelfish is it whole... you stay laughing
Waarom denk je dat je zo geweldig bent?
wordt:
Why do you think that you are this way terrible?
I am from opinion that my English free good is. There-around dare I to say that I problemless should can live in England. Much of my country-enjoyed make themselves of with a little Jan of Leiden, that find I very pity.
The duty calls now however, so I have to shoot up, but I shall reply inside-short!
The duty calls now however, so I have to shoot up, but I shall reply inside-short!
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
I have all much heard from this "Jan from Leiden", but I have him never meet.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:17 schreef Nekto het volgende:
I am from opinion that my English free good is. There-around dare I to say that I problemless should can live in England. Much of my country-enjoyed make themselves of with a little Jan of Leiden, that find I very pity.
The duty calls now however, so I have to shoot up, but I shall reply inside-short!
Okay, I shall too once a story type!
Previous week am I married with my sweet girlfriend. It was a shining day. The ceremony found place in a chapel that the Saint Nicholas chapel is called, but make you no worries, we are not believing.
After the wedding went we on wedding travel. It was very fine and it was beautiful weather. Now am I again back on my work, bah.
Previous week am I married with my sweet girlfriend. It was a shining day. The ceremony found place in a chapel that the Saint Nicholas chapel is called, but make you no worries, we are not believing.
After the wedding went we on wedding travel. It was very fine and it was beautiful weather. Now am I again back on my work, bah.
I always get my sin?quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
It hates: "I always get my sin", but it's not a beautiful book because there not so much in stands. The most pages have only one sin...quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
Trueseemingly you mean 'I always get my sin'. I have that book also. It is funny to it once to read, but then you know it well.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
I study in ireland for a semester and it is very fun because they here stupid are so allowed i nothing to do.
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
It comes of pas to turn on Dutch sentence-turnings and idiom.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:28 schreef Frollo het volgende:
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
Some people are there really good in whore, because I hear them on the street speak to tourists and they speak it fluent. I will too well so good being.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:28 schreef Frollo het volgende:
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
Yes, i had it same problem when i tried here to post.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:28 schreef Frollo het volgende:
So say, this is still best hard! You go without it to want still the English word order use. You must good your best do to it stupid to let look!
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
It is not so easy if it looks.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:35 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
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Yes, i had it same problem when i tried here to post.
quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:36 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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It is not so easy if itas looks.
God is gewoon een denkbeeldig vriendje voor volwassenen!
Vakantie
Vakantie
Er was al een "steenkolen engels" topic. Compleet met 'I fok horses' eh...'grapjes'....
- "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
A truth like a cow.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 19:55 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
You must a given horse not in mouth looking, because then are the puppets dancing.
I put peanut cheese on my butter ham. I find that very delicious. Know you where I the knive can find? Okay, then look I self there for. Oh there is it.
That knocks too like a bus.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 20:00 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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My greatmother said always: "behind the clouds shines always the sun".
Why find people it now nice to all these fora to spam?
http://steam-cards.com/?click=a07a01
voor gratis spellen
voor gratis spellen
What mean you?quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 20:04 schreef TheThirdMark het volgende:
Why find people it now nice to all these fora to spam?
Every bird sings like it had been mouthed, and I feel me on my toilet when I can speak my mothers language.
What a rubbish topic, but I find it quite amusing round to read what you all here from make.
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
A rubbish topic? Now have you me on my toes trapped...quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 20:57 schreef Isabeau het volgende:
What a rubbish topic, but I find it quite amusing round to read what you all here from make.
Now have you me on my toes trapped... 
I excuse me for my rude behaviour, but the English in this topic is terrible to the eyes. But it is also funny!
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
Can you me the way to Hamelen tell? I have heard that they a lot rats have and I will that well once see with my own eyes. I thought that it the best would be that I there to drive, but I am whole the road missing. Maybe was it the better to go with the train. Than need I only on the bank sit and can I sleep. Okay, thus I drive ahead and name the 4th right and then the second left. Then i snapped it, I had a mistake made. Thus drived I back, but then I got all in the war.
Now sit I here a bit nothing to do, and a bit waiting until my vacation over is.
Now sit I here a bit nothing to do, and a bit waiting until my vacation over is.
Actually is it too the highest time for little thumbie, here a little for-taste:
Little Thumbie, the youngest son, had listened off his parents' conversation. The next morning before day and dew he went out and filled his pockets with pebbles. During the walk into the wood he knew unmarked-up to drop them one by one. Then the parents told the children to sprockle some wood. And the parents shined the plate!
When the parents didn't come for the day any more the children understood that they had been left in the stitch. Soon the waterlanders appeared. But Thumbie told them not by the packages down to sit because he would sorrow for it that they all got home wholeskins. Thank be the pebbles he was able to find his way back.
Little Thumbie, the youngest son, had listened off his parents' conversation. The next morning before day and dew he went out and filled his pockets with pebbles. During the walk into the wood he knew unmarked-up to drop them one by one. Then the parents told the children to sprockle some wood. And the parents shined the plate!
When the parents didn't come for the day any more the children understood that they had been left in the stitch. Soon the waterlanders appeared. But Thumbie told them not by the packages down to sit because he would sorrow for it that they all got home wholeskins. Thank be the pebbles he was able to find his way back.
Hahaha
This topic do think me of: "Geud meuning, it's half pissed socks!"
A Russian friend of me talks this way
This topic do think me of: "Geud meuning, it's half pissed socks!"
A Russian friend of me talks this way
You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore
Nice tried, Nekto! Things as 'unmarked-up' and 'shined the plate' and 'waterlanders' are marvellous invented. But sometimes use you yet still an English sentence build. There must you better on work, hear!
wie kan me vertellen hoe je het ww get/got gebruikt ik snap daar geen hout van.
soms stoppen die engelse het ergens zomaar tussen terwijl het nergens op krijgen/kreeg gaat.
nu weet ik ook wel dat ze het nog voor andere dingen gebruiken maar hoe beslis je dat?
soms stoppen die engelse het ergens zomaar tussen terwijl het nergens op krijgen/kreeg gaat.
nu weet ik ook wel dat ze het nog voor andere dingen gebruiken maar hoe beslis je dat?
The confusion pities me so, but that was not of my hand. It is the mind-product of Hugo Brandt Corstius and one hits it on everywhere in the Internet. Fill normally some words in in Google.quote:Op donderdag 13 april 2006 09:33 schreef Frollo het volgende:
Nice tried, Nekto! Things as 'unmarked-up' and 'shined the plate' and 'waterlanders' are marvellous invented. But sometimes use you yet still an English sentence build. There must you better on work, hear!
Zal ik dat eens voor je beantwoorden in: [Centraal] Alfa 'huiswerk en vragen topic' ?quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 16:06 schreef oelewappers het volgende:
wie kan me vertellen hoe je het ww get/got gebruikt ik snap daar geen hout van.
soms stoppen die engelse het ergens zomaar tussen terwijl het nergens op krijgen/kreeg gaat.
nu weet ik ook wel dat ze het nog voor andere dingen gebruiken maar hoe beslis je dat?
Saturday looked i at the irish television, and they showed a play from Beckett. But it was really long, and when you thought that it over was a second company started.
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
I am happy that I it not have seen, because I can my time well better use. A day has but 24 hours and must you it with do. Then have I no time for some things.quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:30 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Saturday looked i at the irish television, and they showed a play from Beckett. But it was really long, and when you thought that it over was a second company started.
you have a typo made and it is not English on his Dutch...quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:36 schreef ChRoNiC het volgende:
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Great book , laughed my ass of while reading it
I talk so always, there is nothing miss with.
This is best a funny topic.
This is best a funny topic.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
You in in Pennsylvania go living... with the Pennsylvania Dutch can you nice go talking in "old Germaans"...quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:41 schreef popolon het volgende:
I talk so always, there is nothing wrong with on the hand.
This is best a funny topic.
Hey you haved my old post, i have him all ge-edit.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
whehehe... It spites me, but I can him not more changing. You must there with learning to live.quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:44 schreef popolon het volgende:
Nuttbag.
Now do you it again!
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
You is so correctquote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:41 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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you have a typo made and it is not English on his Dutch...
(It is difficult to speak Dutch-English )
Quote from 'i always get my sin'
hahahahahahahahhaquote:so can it not longer
Op de camping werken in italie hehe heel veel situatie's mee gemaakt.
"yesss hello, we have a problem with the shower, it only gives us cold water, my husband and me thinks it's the gas, the gas is empty"
En je vervolgens een poeier verkopen als je gewoon nederlands terug praat
"yesss hello, we have a problem with the shower, it only gives us cold water, my husband and me thinks it's the gas, the gas is empty"
En je vervolgens een poeier verkopen als je gewoon nederlands terug praat
Stop than to posting and then it changing... post just what you will.quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:46 schreef popolon het volgende:
Now do you it again!
A nutt can you crack, that is okay.quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:46 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
All weather.... whehe... there was nothing wrong with "nutt bag"...
But you testicle cracken is free painbody.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
That do i also!quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:47 schreef ScienceFriction het volgende:
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Stop than to posting and then it changing... post just what you will.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
Well topic! I knew not that coals-English was 'in' present. But I bored me so many that I overweighed to post in this subject. Do you think not that my English is worse?
I keep it for seen!
I keep it for seen!
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
the saying is: to someones pipes dancing or you have the dolls on the dancing.quote:Op dinsdag 18 april 2006 22:58 schreef Byte_Me het volgende:
in this topic have you the pipes on the dancing!
Ready and closed I have a lot of trouble to read this topic....
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
Ik heb zon boekje voor mijn verjaardag gekregen en het heet : I Always get my sin by Maarten H. Rijkens.quote:Op woensdag 12 april 2006 15:20 schreef -Wolf- het volgende:
Ik zag gisteren een boekje over dit soort foutieve vertalingen. Weet alleen niet meer hoe het heet.
I saw yesterday a book across this specy faulty translations. Know only not more how it hot.
I got sun little book for my faryearday en it hot: I always get my sin, by Maarten H. Rijkens
very funny little book, I will hole one little piece out it: How do you do and how do you do your wife ?
“The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”
Amsterdam ... zo slecht nog niet
TACT: The ability to tell a man to go to hell and make him feel happy that he is on his way
Amsterdam ... zo slecht nog niet
TACT: The ability to tell a man to go to hell and make him feel happy that he is on his way
Now breaks my clump. I find this a very jokely topic. I knew not that so many humans it laughing found to language jokeys to make. Hereby do I also my own doubt in it sackey with this bycarrage. It bodies me funny to so now and then here once back to come to to looking or you a pare new sins made have.
Paan!
What say you?
Godfarstupid!
I bumped my knee against the computertable.
That does pain.
Godfarstupid!
I bumped my knee against the computertable.
That does pain.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
Hello, how is it with you?
Good, and with you?
In the reastaurant i was yesterday have they a very good cock. It tasted very good.
Good, and with you?
In the reastaurant i was yesterday have they a very good cock. It tasted very good.
clown hat-curly hair-smiley face
Here at the coast, the Zeeuwse coast
Where the people unconscious, sense in musselparties get
And from food only still be silent, if they drunk are and satisfied
Then again easy sleep go.
Here at the coast, the Zeeuwse coast
Where one every unconscious
In it German becomes talked at, where the chain is break
And all ships are burned
But there is nothing on the hand.
Where the people unconscious, sense in musselparties get
And from food only still be silent, if they drunk are and satisfied
Then again easy sleep go.
Here at the coast, the Zeeuwse coast
Where one every unconscious
In it German becomes talked at, where the chain is break
And all ships are burned
But there is nothing on the hand.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
Ook en mooie: de tekst het 2e couplet van "Venus"van Shocking Blue.
Her weapon were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Ondanks dit toch nog een hit inde VS
Her weapon were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Ondanks dit toch nog een hit inde VS
clown hat-curly hair-smiley face
nou this is just really stupid topic but even with Babel fish translation that always go easily... use I to Babel fish..vooral if I want leave good impressions behind at people.. and it worked!!! them always asked me where I had learned English
I have a lot of contact with Poles, and they talk translatingmachine-english agianst me, that can very funny are.
It topic is a bit dead gone.
Op di 15 januari 2013 schreef Pharkus: Ik spit de flow op je radio,
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
als een eloquente heer, mijn diss doet geen zeer, mijn raps sucken dus, peace out, Pharkus.
Op di 26 maart schreef MultiBanaan: Holy crap, was dat gedicht van jou?!
I can there nothing on do... well, maybe can I a bit more posting.quote:Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 22:42 schreef Rebbedebje het volgende:
It topic is a bit dead gone.
Lovely NBA korfball playoffs watchen.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
Do het please not... go not korfball comparing with basketball... that can I not on, because it blasphemy is!!quote:Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:32 schreef popolon het volgende:
Lovely NBA korfball playoffs watchen.
Ok sorry, I knew that not.
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
But now know you it well, thus do there your advantage withquote:Op zaterdag 22 april 2006 23:35 schreef popolon het volgende:
Ok sorry, I knew that not.
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