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Omdat het toch een mooi topic was en er nog zoveel meer nummers zijn die niet in het vorige deel genoemd zijn, open ik een deel 2

Muziek met erotische teksten.

Genoemd zijn al ;

The Scene - Maan
Lords Of Acid - Cybersex
Lords Of Acid - Pussy
Lords Of Acid - Rough Sex
Umbra et Imago - Milch
The Exit Lyrics - Susan Lyrics
Herbaliser- Sensual Woman
Khia - My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)
System of a Down - Bounce
Madonna - Erotic
Erotic - Wild Love
Spinal Tap - Sex Farm
Tenacious D - Fuck her gently
Another level - Freak me
Betty Wright - Tonight is the night
Exile - Kiss You All Over
Darren Hayes - Insatiable
Christina Aguilera - Get Mine, Get Yours
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Faithless - If loving you is wrong
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
Kylie Minogue - Slow
Queen - Body Language
Janez Detd - Beaver Fever
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Frankie - Relax
Jon Mayer - Your body is a wonderland
Lil Kim - How Many Licks
Liz Phair - Hot White Cum
The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Queen - Get Down, Make Love
Consolidated - You Suck
Barry White - It's ecstasy when you lay next to me
Whigfield - Think of You
Britney Spears - Touch of my hand
Tom Brown - Funkin' for Jamaica
vive la fète - mon dieu
Acheron - Satanic Erotica
Gavin Friday - Shag Tobacco
RHCP - Sx Rap
Rodney Carrington - Nothing Like a Blowjob in the Morning
Van Halen - Black and blue
Nelly - Hot In Here
Peaches - Fatherfucker
RHCP - Lovin' and Touchin'
RHCP - Suck My Kiss
2 Live Crew - Move Somethin
The Scene - Bevrediging
Golden Earring - When The Lady Smiles
Prince - When We're Dancing Close and Slow
Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl
Frank Zappa - the torture never stops
Shaggy - Sexy lady
RHCP - Love Rollercoaster
Poe - Hey Pretty
Basement Jaxx- Get me Off
Dr Sohmer - Bon Jorno John Porno
Monty Python - Sit on my face
The B-52's - Monster In My Pants
Cannibal Corpse - Necropedophile
Madonna - Justify my love
Lil' Louis - French Kiss
Die Arschgefickten Gummifotzen - Freddy
Korn - My Gift To You
Goldfrapp - Twist
mad caddies-Wet Dog
Basement Jaxx - Right here's the spot
Roxette - Sleeping in my car nd - Undress me
Deee-Lite - Stay in Bed, Forget the Rest
RHCP - Apache Rose Peacock
Marc Almond - Undress me
Salt 'n Pepa - Push It
Depeche Mode - Behind the Wheel
Depeche Mode - World in my eyes
Prince Buster - Wine and grind
D'Angelo - Untitled (How does it feel?)
Prince Buster - Wreck A Pum Pum
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
Steve Millerband - Abracadabra
Living Colour - Flying
Goldfrapp - Twist
Snoop (Doggy) Dogg - Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)
Prince - Darling Nikki
Doe maar - Belle Helène
Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)
Prince Buster - Big Five
Peaches feat Iggy POP - Kick it
Janet Jackson - Throb
Peaches - SEX (I'M A...)
Soulvation - Summer in the city
Soulvation - Deeper
Rammstein - Küss Mich
Sisqo - Thong song
N.E.R.D - She wants to Move
Rammstein – Sehnsucht
TLC - Red Light Special
Nerf Herder - Pervert
Serge Gainsbourg - Je t'aime... moi non plus
Carnivore- Carnivore
The Police - Be my Girl - Sally
De wilde boerndochtere - Ivan Heyle
This Love - Maroon 5
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir Psycho Sexy
My Dying Bride - Base Level Erotica
Tool - Stinkfist
N.E.R.D - The Way She Dances
The Strokes - Meet Me In The Batroom
Touch & Go - Would You...?
Krang - MOEDERNEUKER
Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away
The Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken
ACDC - Given The Dog A Bone
Judas Priest - Eat Me Alive (
Outkast - Spread
Cassius - The Sound Of Violence
Guns N' Roses - Anything Goes
Akinyele - Put It In My Mouth
Salt-N-Pepa - Let's talk about sex
Franz Ferdinand - Matinee
Rammstein - Rein raus
John Parr - Naught Naughty
Freestylers - Push up
Dave Matthews Band - Crash into me
Chef - Salty Chocolate Balls
Chaka Khan- So Naughty
Blur - Girls and Boys
J Geils Band - Centerfold
ll cool j- doin it
Prince - 319
Grace Jones - Pull Up to the Bumper
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
Herman Finkers & Brigitte Kaandorp - Duet
Hocico - Ladykiller
Urbanus - Poesje Stoei
Angel City Ft: Lara McAllen - Touch Me (All Night Long)
Faith Hill - let's make love
ZZ Top - She's got Legs
Suede -The Asphalt World
Liberty X - Just a Little
Morcheeba - Undress Me Now
john Mellencamp - Dance Naked
Wayne Marshall - G-spot
George Michael - Let's go Outside
Y&T - Cold Day In Hell
Stereophonics - Help Me (She's Out Of Her Mind)
WYCLEF JEAN (f/ Claudette Ortiz - Dance Like This
The Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty
Kiss - Take Me
Smash Mouth - She Turns Me On
Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S
Maarten van Roozendaal - mijn lieftse voor 1 nacht
Franz Ferdinand - Darts of Pleasure
Prince f/ Eve - Hot With You
Trafassie – Lik maar aan me Lolly
Macy Gray -Sexual Revolution
Prince - I wanna melt with U
ACDC - Whole Lotta Rosie
Depeche Mode - Master and Servant
2 Live Crew - Me so Horny
Monstrosity - All Souls Consumed
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Marvin Gaye - Let's get it On
Mousse T vs Hot - Horny
Kool Moe Dee - Go see the Docter
Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You
Shaggy - Boombastic
Def Rhymz - Ik ben niet te Stoppe
Ross & Iba - Wassenaar
George Michael - I Want Your Sex (part 1,2 & 3)
George Michael - Too Funky
Guus Meeuwes - Het is Een Nacht
Shaggy - It wasn't Me
Frank Boeijen - De verzoening (Heb me lief)
Pointer Sisters- Sexual Power
Led Zeppelin - You Shook Me
Enigma - The Principles Of Lust
Jamiroquai - You Blow My Mind
Adam Ant - Strip ?
Shamen - Love, Sex, Intelligence
Lords of Acid - Heaven is an Orgasm
Depeche Mode - In Your Room
Lords of Acid - Lover
Kees van Kooten en Wim de Bie - Ballen in me Buik
Manuel - Soogdier
David Gray - Debauchery
KC and the Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight
Blink 182 - Fuck a Dog
W.A.S.P. - Animal (I fuck like a beast
MAF - Sexy vrouw
Lemon Jelly - Come (ode aan het orgasme
Franz Ferdinand - Tell Her Tonight
Joe - Love scene
Jodeci - Freak'n you
Yeasty Girls - You Suck !
The Isley Brothers - Between the Sheets
Toontje Lager - Net als in de Film
Poison - Sexual Thing
Electric Six - Gay Bar
Bryan Adams - I wanna be your Underwear
Reel 2 Real - I Like to Move it
Chico Debarge - Sexual
clarence carter - strokin'
Prince - Erotic City
Vengaboys - Sex On The Beach Lyrics
Vinnie Vincent - Wild child, moon is in the sun house
Placebo - Pure Morning
Basement Jaxx - SFM
Placebo - Brick Shithouse
Placebo - I'll be yours
Tom Jones - Move Closer
Moonspell - An Erotic Alchemy
Miami Soundmachine - Body to Body


Weet je er ook één en staat hij niet in bovenstaande lijst, plaat hem hier dan
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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Ik trap zelf weer af

Anouk - Pictures On Your Skin

There's gonna be a yellow moon tonight
Don't leave the light on
Beads of sweat running down my face
You can catch them with your tongue
Colours run up and down your body
Every time you move
Every time, every time
Every Time you move

When I kiss the pictures on your skin
Make me shiver with the fire
Let me kiss the pictures on your skin

A pair of eyes that stare across the room watching yo breathing
Magic signs scratched inside a heart
Filled with your name
Colours run up and down your body
Every time you move
Every time, every time
Every Time you move

When I kiss the pictures on your skin
Make me shiver with the fire
Let me kiss the pictures on your skin

The reds, the blues, the greens and the greys
All bleed their colours through a sweaty haze
And we slide like a serpent on silky sheets and that twist and turn
Forever and ever and ever
Soft as a butterfly, stings like a bee
Soft as a butterfly, stings like a bee

Colours run up and down your body
Every time you move
Every time, every time
Every Time you move

When I kiss the pictures on your skin
Make me shiver with the fire
Let me kiss the pictures on your skin

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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Darren Hayes - I Like The Way

Somewhere inside my evolution
Karmically I seek retribution
Looking for love in physical beauty
Desire is the drug of the bourgeoisie
And now I try to intellectualize
Like a glimmer of good in a bad man's eyes
I am consumed by the flesh haunting me
I know temptation taunts the empty

So pour yourself over me
Until there's nothing left to see
Because I like the way you move in the dark
I like the tension, the tension and the spark

The decadence of giving in to desire
Creates such entropy within
Looking for love in spiritual faces
Blind to the art of fabrication
I'm like a baby sucking momma's milk
Wanna drink my fill and then some
Leave me alone
I always thought I was better than this
But temptation tempts the temptee

So pour yourself over me
Until there's nothing left to see
Oh, because I like the way you move in the dark
And I like the tension, the tension and the spark
Oh, because I like the way you move in the dark
You know, I like the tension, the tension and the tension and the spark

This physicality
Shifting me chemically
Such power over me
It's just desire
I know it's trickery
I know it's just skin deep
I know I should resist
I'm just too tired
Too tired

There's just one thing missing
One thing missing here is love

I like the way you move in the dark
I like the tension, the tension and the spark
(So pour yourself over me)
Ooh you know I like the way you move in the dark
(So pour yourself over me)
Ooh you know I like the tension, the tension and the tension and the spark

So pour yourself over me, yeah yeah yeah
Until there's nothing left to see, yeah yeah
There's just one thing missing
One thing missing

There's just one thing missing
Oh the one thing missing here is love

  maandag 20 december 2004 @ 06:08:50 #4
24988 Roscoo
THT: 30 - 06 - 2088
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Berlin met Sex, een superplaat
Er gaat niks boven Urk
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Nirvana - Moist Vagina








She had a moist vagina
I particularly enjoy the circumference
I’ve been sucking the walls of her anus

Marijuana

I prefered her to any other

Marijuana
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets, there are countless formulas for pressing flowers, I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms, Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume!
  maandag 20 december 2004 @ 09:02:31 #6
54408 Parzival
Where it happens
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E-Rotic - Max Don't Have Sex With Your Ex
E-Rotic - Sex on the phone
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Wel de teksten er bij graag
Daar gaat het immers om.

The Police - Roxanne

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
You don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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Dark Funeral - Goddess of Sodomy

Come forth, the goddess of sodomy.
My body is the source of pain, bow.
Worship me.......And suck my soul.
Every single hole in you is mine, so now.
Obey.........
Deep inside, you feel me pulsate.
More and more and more.
I hear you groan, you want me inside.
Again, again, again, again......
You give me pleasure, I offer you pain.
The highest level of ecstasy, sexually insane.

Behind my mask of pretending, I hide.
In my dominion of pain.....

I am your god, I am your believes.
I control your desire, with my godlike white salted wine.

Behind my mask of pretending, I hide.
In my dominion of pain.....

I am the way to the land of your pleasure.
I am the way to your eternal lust......
  maandag 20 december 2004 @ 13:21:07 #9
44609 MrFl0ppY
So Fucking What
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Outhere Brothers - Wiggle It

Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle

Put your wares on my face
I love the way your booty shake
Girl you got to suck my dick
And you got to suck it quick

Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle

Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey

Energy
Energy
Energy
Energy
Energy
Energy
Energy
Energy

Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

Yeah, this is the Outhere Brothers coming back at your ass for the 9-4
For all you motherfuckers who get enough
We're coming back
Ruthless floyd crazy, ya know what I'm sayin'
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Hey, hey
He Who Controls The Present Commands The Future. He Who Commands The Future Conquers The Past
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Britney Spears - Breathe On Me

It's so hot in here

Oh, it's so hot and I need some air
Boy, don't stop 'cause I'm halfway there
It's not complicated, we're just syncopated
We can read eachother's minds
One love united
Two bodies synchronising
Don't even need to touch me
Baby, just

Breathe on me, yeah, oh
Baby just, breathe on me
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe, oh, yeah

Oh, this is way beyond the physical
Tonight, my senses don't make sense at all
Our imagination, taking us to places
We have never been before
Take me in, let it out
Don't even need to touch me
Baby, just

Breathe on me, yeah, oh baby
Just, breathe on me
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe on me, oh baby
Just, breathe on me
We don't need to touch
Just breathe

Monogamy is the way to go
Just put your lips together and blow

Breathe, breathe, oh

Breathe on me
Baby just, breathe on me
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe on me
Oh baby just, breathe on me
We don't need to touch, just
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Toch maar even iets van 2Live Crew posten:

"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"

WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!

There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use'
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the Fuck Shop!

Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the Fuck Shop!

YOU'RE IN THE FUCK SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

In the Fuck Shop! That's where it's at!
In the Fuck Shop! The place to splak!
In the Fuck Shop! Where all the boys go!
In the Fuck Shop! Fuckin' all the hoes!

THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN' AT THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!!
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Prince - Head (1981)

I remember when I met u, baby
U were on you're way to be wed
U were such a sexy thing
I loved the way you walked
The things you said
And I was so non-chalant
I didn't want you to be misled
But I've gotta have u, baby
I got to have you in my bed
And you said
But I just a virgin and I'm on my way to be wed
But you're such a hunk, so full of spunk
I'll give you
Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
U know you're good, girl
I think you like to go down
U wouldn't have stopped
But I, I came on your wedding gown
And you said
I must confess, I wanna get undressed and go to bed
With that I jammed
You fool, U married me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
Head Head
Head Head
Head
Till you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til your love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
Head Head
Head Head
Head Head
Head (U said I could)
Head Head
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  dinsdag 21 december 2004 @ 22:56:22 #13
85643 GotC
Guard of the Citadel
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Ik geloof niet dat deze er al bijstond..bijna al zijn nummers hebben wel iets sexueels over zich, maar deze toch nog wel het meest

JC Chasez - All Day Long I Dream About Sex

So you wanna be a rock star
Keep it going don't stop
Work it while your on top
Call the cops
Roller coaster riding baby
Up and down I love to watch you do it
I just want to get close to you
Find out what it takes to move you
Feel the rhythm
Hit the spot
Get it hot
All night long

All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you

Keep in mind I'm a love machine
Ready twenty - four / seven
Call me anytime u need some extra attention
Did I forget to mention, school's back in session
Get ready for a lesson
I just want to feel alive
And do what it takes to satisfy you
Hour after hour baby
All night long with you

(3x )
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
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Monifah - Do you really wanna
"Het is misschien een druppel op de gloeiende plaat, maar het alternatief is niets doen,
en dat vind ik cynisch." - Dolf Jansen
Fotoboek
  woensdag 22 december 2004 @ 10:50:46 #15
42151 LuQas
Dum spiro spero
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Placebo - Mars Landing Party

Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Une presence ambigue,
Une presence inconnue,
Jusqu'a ce que j'en peux plus,

Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Une presence ambigue,
Une presence inconnue,
Jusqu'a ce que j'en peux plus,

Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Une presence ambigue,
Une presence inconnue,
Jusqu'a ce que j'en peux plus,

[translation]

Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
An ambiguous presence,
An unknown presence,
Until I can't take it anymore,

Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
An ambiguous presence,
An unknown presence,
Until I can't take it anymore,

Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
An ambiguous presence,
An unknown presence,
Until I can't take it anymore,

Afrika Paprika
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quote:
Op dinsdag 21 december 2004 22:56 schreef GotC het volgende:
Ik geloof niet dat deze er al bijstond..bijna al zijn nummers hebben wel iets sexueels over zich, maar deze toch nog wel het meest

JC Chasez - All Day Long I Dream About Sex

So you wanna be a rock star
Keep it going don't stop
Work it while your on top
Call the cops
Roller coaster riding baby
Up and down I love to watch you do it
I just want to get close to you
Find out what it takes to move you
Feel the rhythm
Hit the spot
Get it hot
All night long

All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you

Keep in mind I'm a love machine
Ready twenty - four / seven
Call me anytime u need some extra attention
Did I forget to mention, school's back in session
Get ready for a lesson
I just want to feel alive
And do what it takes to satisfy you
Hour after hour baby
All night long with you

(3x )
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you

slecht nageaapt van Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S
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Dido - Take my hand
No angel - 1999

Touch my skin,and tell me what you're thinking
Take my hand and show me where we're going
Lie down next to me, look into my eyes and tell me, oh tell me what you're seeing
So sit on top of the world and tell me how you're feeling
what you feel now is what I feel for you
Take my hand and if I'm lying to you
I'll always be alone
if I'm lying to you
See my eyes, they carry your reflection
Watch my lips and hear the words I'm telling you
Give your trust to me and look into my heart and show me, show me what you're doing
So sit on top of the world and tell me how you're feeling
what you feel now is what I feel for you

Take my hand and if I'm lying to you
I'll always be alone
if I'm lying to you
Take your time, if I'm lying to you
I know you'll find that you believe me
you believe me

Feel the sun on your face and tell me what you're thinking
Catch the snow on your tongue and show me how it tastes
Take my hand and if I'm lying to you
I'll always be alone
if I'm lying to you
Take your time, if I'm lying to you
I know you'll find that you believe me
you believe me
  donderdag 23 december 2004 @ 01:14:16 #18
85643 GotC
Guard of the Citadel
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Auf der maur - Taste you

Oh my love, oh my love
I can't hear you my love
Tell me where have you gone?

Oh my love, oh my love
I can't taste you my love,
Tell me what have I done?

Plug it in, so I can digest you
I will taste you

Far away, far away
I can't feel you today
I need healing my love

Appetite running fast
Following my gut
Turning up every rock

You're disappearing my love,
I need louder than this
Please fill me up

Goof tidings I bring
To you and your sins
I'll forgive

Come to me
Plug it in, so I can digest you
I will taste you (Ooh ooh)
My appetite in that hole
Tempt you with it now
I will taste you (Ooh ooh)

Please shake me and tug,
I need shaking my love
Can't you be the one?

I can't fake it my love,
I need filling come on,
I need it louder than bombs

Come to me
Plug it in, so I can digest you
I will taste you (Ooh ooh)
My appetite in that hole
Tempt you with it now
I will taste you (Ooh ooh)

Feel that movement my love?
Pulling up from above
Are you listening love?

My emptiness in a way,
Is tempting,
Guiding you from my gut
{I will taste you, I've got a big mouth, Oh my love

[ Bericht 17% gewijzigd door GotC op 23-12-2004 01:20:24 ]
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deze vind ik wel heel mooi eigenlijk
36 Crazyfists - Waterhaul

Press skin into skin,
just a fraction to gather the senses.
Still locking in mine, design,
just a scrape to uncover the evidence.
You won't remove me, not anymore.

So here we are, now it's obvious.
Candle lit to divide all your areas.
And inside all your barriers,
I'm defending my lines to ignite...
And I'll be this way forever.

Inside the locks hide,
so my faith can come outside and shine.
Besides it's why all these miles of road won't divide.
You won't remove me, not anymore.

And now it's where the secret's pushed behind,
with the lanterns to burn this inside.
And up there A SNOW-CAPPED ROMANCE where,
everything we build will come from our eyes...
And I'll be this way forever
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quote:
Op donderdag 23 december 2004 01:14 schreef GotC het volgende:
Auf der maur - Taste you
ook een goeie
pi_24154105
Ik moest hier meteen aan denken
Dead Prez - Mind sex
quote:
[Chorus]
It's time for some mind sex, we ain't got to take our clothes off yet
We can burn the incense, and just chat
Relax, I got the good vibrations
Before we make love let's have a good conversation

[Verse 1]
Pardon me love but you seem like my type
What you doin tonight? you should stop by the site
We could, roll some weed play some records and talk
I got a fly spot downtown Brooklyn, New York
Now I know you think I wanna fuck, no doubt
but tonight we'll try a different route, how bout we start
With a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons
Later we can play a game of chess on the futon
See i ain't got to get in your blouse
It's your eye contact, that be getting me aroused
When you show me your mind, it make me wanna show you mines
Reflecting my light, when it shines, just takin our time
Before the night's through, we could get physical too
I ain't tryin to say I don't wanna fuck, cause I do
But for me boo, makin love is just as much mental
I like to know what I'm gettin into

[Chorus]
We could have mind sex, we ain't got to take our clothes off yet
We can burn the incense, and just chat
Relax, I got the good vibrations
Before we make love let's have a good conversation

It's time for some mind sex, we ain't got to take our clothes off yet
We can burn the incense, and just chat
Relax, I got the good vibrations
Before we make love let's have a good conversation
Time for some mind sex...

(singing): before we make love

Yeah, what you know about mind sex?

(singing): before we make love

[Verse 2]
African princess, tell me yo' interests
Wait, let me guess boo, you probably like poetry
Here's a little something I jotted down in case I spotted you around
So let me take this opportunity
Would you share a moment with me, over herbal tea?
Take a walk verbally, make a bond certaintly
Cuz in my hand I bet your hand fit perfectly
And it's like we floatin out in space when you flirtin wit me
C'mon, a little foreplay don't hurt (hmmm)
Imagine my chest under this shirt, your ass under your skirt
It's like walking the hot sands and finding an oasis
Opposites attract that's the basis
Our sex is the wind that seperates the yin from the yang
The balance that means complete change, our aim
Is to touch you in a delicate spot
And once we get it started I ain't trying to stop

[Chorus]
But first we have mind sex, we ain't got to take our clothes off yet
We can burn the incense, and just chat
Relax, I got the good vibrations
Before we make love let's have a good conversation

It's time for some mind sex, we ain't got to take our clothes off yet
We can burn the incense, and just chat
Relax, I got the good vibrations
Before we make love let's have a good conversation
Mind sex...

[Spoken]
She smiles, I smile
She walks, no she glides softly by me changing night into day
She opens her mouth to speak, and so sounds ring in my head
She speaks, and i want to dance to her rhythm
She moves ever so gently, increasing my desires,
As i place my arms around her waist,
Hold and squeeze unto me,
I want to melt into her body, and discover the base of her warmth
Her beautiful black body that, no human mind could ever conceive
She's love
She's truth
She's real, as real as the stars that shine in the heavens
As real as the sun that bathes her body,
As real as the moon that glows and the birds that sing and the rose
That blossoms in spring for she is that rose
And not just any rose,
But a black rose,
Black rose stands tall and stronger than any other plant
A black rose, that stands as creator, of nations of
Black rose
That never loses her petals, and blossoms all year round
Black rose,
Sweet rose,
Thornless rose
Eternal rose
Please look my way,
Please look my way
Please look my way
Black rose
I'm sick of all this pooping stuff i'm getting my buttcheeks pierced together .
  donderdag 23 december 2004 @ 10:51:42 #22
11211 Bimmel
Optimistisch als altijd
pi_24154847
Verbazingwekkend weinig van Prince in de lijst behalve de obvious 'Darlin Nikki' en 'Erotic City'

Nog een fijne van de Mineapolis Midget:

Head:

I remember when I met u, baby
U were on you’re way to be wed
U were such a sexy thing
I loved the way you walked the things you said
And I was so non-chalant
I didn’t want you to be mis-led
But I’ve gotta have u, baby
I got to have you in my bed
And you said
But I just a virgin and I’m on my way to be wed
But you’re such a hunk
So full of spunk,
I’ll give you head
Til you’re burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you’re love is red
Head
Love you til you’re dead
U know you’re good, girl
I think you like to go down
U wouldn’t have stopped
But i, I came on your wedding gown
And you said, I must confess,
I wanna get undressed and go to bed.
With that I jammed, you fool,
U married me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Head
Til you’re burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you’re love is red
Head love you til you’re dead
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Head, head, head, oh, head, oh
Head
Till you’re burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til your love is red
Head
Love you til you’re dead
Head, head, head
(ooh, baby, no)
Head, head
Ooh, head head
(u said I could)
Head
Head
Onderbouwd, onderlegd, ondergewaardeerd, B-IJ-Z-ondergoed
  donderdag 23 december 2004 @ 10:53:55 #23
11211 Bimmel
Optimistisch als altijd
pi_24154878
En nog een van Prince:
Een echt kreun nummer:

Do me Baby

Here we are in this big old empty room, staring each other down
U want me just as much as I want u, let’s stop fooling around
Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love
Bring out what’s been in me for far too long
Baby, u know that’s all I’ve been dreaming of
Do me baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till I just can’t take no more
Do me baby, like u never done before
I want u now, I just can’t wait no more, can’t wait...

Here we are looking for a reason for u to lay me down
For a love like ours is never out of season, so baby please stop teasing me
What ya do, I can never love no other, u’re the best I ever had
Whenever we’re not close to one another, I just want u so bad

So do me baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till I just can’t take no more
C’mon, do me baby, like u never done before
I want u now, I just can’t wait no more

I said ooo...ooo...oooo...ooooooo
Do me baby, do me baby, give it to me
Do me baby, I want u now
Do me baby, give it to me
Do me baby, do me baby, don’t wanna do it all alone
I want your love.
Do me baby, give it to me
Do me baby, this feeling is too strong, make me wait 2 long, I want u now

You’re leaving me no choice
Ok, what are u gonna do...u just gonna sit there and watch? alright...
Are u sure u don’t wanna close your eyes?
...well, isn’t it supposed to take a long time?
I’m not gonna stop till the war is over...
Help me! there...ok...ok
I’m so cold....just hold me
Onderbouwd, onderlegd, ondergewaardeerd, B-IJ-Z-ondergoed
  donderdag 23 december 2004 @ 10:59:20 #24
11211 Bimmel
Optimistisch als altijd
pi_24154954
THE BLOODHOUND GANG - A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYIN'



I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this
hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself
to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', ‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. ‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering
Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby
formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Onderbouwd, onderlegd, ondergewaardeerd, B-IJ-Z-ondergoed
  donderdag 23 december 2004 @ 14:06:00 #25
71048 Tokay
makes your day!
pi_24158380
Destiny's Child - T Shirt
Van het nieuwe album Destiny Fulfilled

Hey Baby
I Wish You Could See What I Have On Right Now
You So Sexy
Imagine How Intense It Would Be
To Hold Me Right Now
Our Song's Playing

At Night, When You're Far And I'm Alone
I Feel The Fabric From Your T-Shirt
Close To My Body
I Can Still Hear Your Baritone
In My Ear Telling Me You'll Take It Slow
And I Was In The Mirror Playing A Roll
Like You Work It, I Couldn't Turn Me On
So I Fell Asleep With The Music On
Woke Up Again Hearing The Same Old Song, Playing

(Oh) Give It To Me Deeper
(Oh) Giving Me The Fever
(Oh) Now You Got My Feet Up
This One Is A Keeper
Now The Second Verse Is Playing
(Oh) We Tried To Stand Up
(Oh) Hold Me While My Hands Up
(Oh) And The Music Picks Up
Fantasies Were Shook Up
I'm Thinking To Myself Again

When You're Not Here (I Sleep In Your T-Shirt)
I Wish You Were Here (To Take Off Your T-Shirt)
After We Make Love (I Sleep In Your T-Shirt)
Wake Up In Your T-Shirt,
Still Smell The Scent Of Your Cologne
When I Need Your Feel (I Sleep In Your T-Shirt)
I Need Help (To Take Off Your T-Shirt)
After We Make Love (I Sleep In Your T-Shirt)
Wake Up In Your T-Shirt,
Still Smell The Scent Of Your Cologne

Outside I Hear The Rain On My Windowpane
Hold Up A Minute, Thought I Heard Your Name
My Mind, Playing Tricks On Me Again
I Hear Knocks On The Door, Is That Baby Home
Why Couldn't It Be Reality?
Looked At The Clock It Says 4:03
At Nine, He'll Be Arriving On A Plane
Then We'll Be Making Love And Hearing The Song Again

Oh Boy I've Been Waiting
Now My Body's Shaking
You're So Deep, Baby Please, Take It Easy
I Look At Your Face And
Got My Heart Racing
You're So Deep, Baby Please, Take It Easy

Keep It Right There
Oh, Wait, Wait, Yeah
Keep It Right There
You Driving Me Crazy

"Are we going to be friends forever?", asked Piglet. "Even longer", Pooh answered.
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  donderdag 23 december 2004 @ 14:35:21 #26
11211 Bimmel
Optimistisch als altijd
pi_24159041
quote:
Op donderdag 23 december 2004 14:06 schreef Tokay het volgende:
Destiny's Child - T Shirt
Van het nieuwe album Destiny Fulfilled

Hey Baby..
...

Onderbouwd, onderlegd, ondergewaardeerd, B-IJ-Z-ondergoed
pi_24165667
quote:
Op donderdag 23 december 2004 10:51 schreef Bimmel het volgende:
Verbazingwekkend weinig van Prince in de lijst behalve de obvious 'Darlin Nikki' en 'Erotic City'
Er staan er meer tussen hoor

En nog eentje !

Prince - Horny Toad Lyrics

{b-side of delirious}
If I had your number
I?d call u on the phone
I?d breathe a little heavy [...] word maybe I?d start to groan

I don?t love u
I?m just a horny toad

I don?t want your money
?cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until u start to bleed

I don?t love u
I?m just a horny toad

If I had your address
I?d come right 2 your door
I?d knock all day till u let me in and then I?d knock some more

I ain?t crazy
I?m just a horny toad

If u think I?m nasty
U ain?t seen nothing yet
Y?see I?m the kinda brother that the more u scream the nastier I
get

I can?t help it
I?m just a horny toad

Now watch me dance!

Run and go tell your boyfriend
His loving has got you bored
Might as well pack his things and get his bad ass on the road

Tell him u live on a lilly pad
With a horny toad
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_24221170
Poison the Well - Parks and What You Meant to Me
Wrap around
the white pavement feels so inviting
so lie back and gain bruises with me
it's been a long time since I've seen you from above
your still beautiful
leave here we'll start something new in our embrace
with that crash your parts into mine
intoxicate me
with your many voices
and I'll never leave you I'll never leave here
so lost inside of you till now I think we waited so long
lock your doors and close your shades
I'll never find
  zondag 26 december 2004 @ 20:23:25 #29
67746 Baba-O-Riley
Out here in the fields
pi_24222653
KISS >> FITS LIKE A GLOVE

Ain't a cardinal sin, baby lemme in, girl I'm gonna treat you right
Well goodness sakes, my snake's alive and it's ready to bite
Hornet's nest, lay me down to rest, ooh I wanna shed my skin
I got the urge to merge, you're cold as ice, baby won't you lemme in
Night scenes, wet dreams, enough to make you drool
And fire, fire, fire for the fuel

Don't like to dress, talk too good, but I found my queen
Not too clean, know what I like, if you know what I mean

Baby, baby, guess you win the prize
Maybe, baby, where the sun never shines

This must be love, fits like a glove
Well it must be love, it must be love - fits like a glove - fits like a glove

Feel the heat, driver's seat, my blessing is my curse
Think I'm gonna burst, a gonna burst, a gonna burst

Night scenes, wet dreams, enough to make you drool
And fire, fire, fire for the fuel

Ooh baby, babe - fits like a glove
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah - fits like a glove - fits like a glove

Cause when I go through her, it's just like a hot knife through butter, ooh yeah

Baby, baby, guess you win the prize
Maybe, baby, where the sun never shines

Fits like a glove - well it must be love, it must be love - fits like a glove
Fits like a glove - well it must be love, it must be love
Fits like a glove
.
  maandag 27 december 2004 @ 02:18:34 #30
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24229190
Devo- Whip It

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something’s going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something’s going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door Captain_Chaos op 27-12-2004 02:32:35 ]
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  maandag 27 december 2004 @ 02:32:12 #31
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24229328
Doe maar - Overspel

Van eenzaamheid gered
Jouw ogen zijn mij welkom
En liever nog nu ik op ze let
Niet weet waar ik terechtkom
Maar voor wij erin ondergaan
Zal ik dan nu besluiten
Bij zinnen nog, hier weg te gaan
Terug naar de wereld buiten

Alsof er niets gebeurd is
Ontvlucht ik die ik hier bemin
Alsof er niets gebeurd is
Rij ik die wereld wel weer in naar huis

Bel me niet
Schrijf me niet
Verwacht mij niet meer terug
Sluit de deur maar snel
Want het is overspel

Van de kou gered
Jouw armen zijn mij welkom
En zachter nog in dit vreemde bed
Waar ik met jou terechtkom
Maar voordat wij dronken zijn
Als wij dan zo besluiten
Bij zinnen nog, sluit het gordijn
En ook de wereld buiten

En als de nacht voorbij is
Ontvlucht ik die ik hier bemin
En als de nacht voorbij is
Rij ik die wereld wel weer in
Naar huis

Bel me niet
Schrijf me niet
Verwacht mij niet meer terug
Sluit de deur maar snel
Het is overspel, overspel, overspel

Het hart is groter dan het huis
Het hart is groter dan het huis
Het hart is groter dan het huis
Het hart is groter dan het huis
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_24229383
Avenue D - 2D2F

you know the scene, we be dancing all night your dick's getting hard and my pussy's tight
pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me, but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye head out the door
DJ says, "stay one more song" gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on
you go back to the bar, start pounding old E
should be home by now, should be pounding ME

Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot

way to go shithead, you did it again
now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
you talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp
but I come home with you and what? it's limp
drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona
what good is it if you can't pop a boner
I don't care if you can't come
but it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef, I got a cold noodle
I wanted slap and tickle, but I got flapdoodled

I like to party, like to get fucked up, but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up
let's leave while your weenie's still working
cuz I don't want to spend the whole night jerking
spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat, boy that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet, don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me
or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee

Monifah - Touch it

Do you really wanna touch it
Do you really wanna mess with me tonight
Oh, and if you know how I like it
Would you call my name and give it to me right

Could you just put that thing on me
So I can just freak on you
And you could just freak on me
And I'm gon' give it to you all night long
I'mma show your body what your lips are doing wrong
Ooh

- Do you really wanna touch it
Do you really wanna fuck with me tonight
Oh, and if you know how I like it
Would you call my name and give it to me right

So love just feels so good to me
Could you just move it on up cuz I want ecstasy
And I'mma give it to ya all night long
I'mma show your body what your tongue's doing wrong
Ooh

Give it to me give it to me call my name
This boy's shyness got me wet like crazy
I want it more and more
When you call my name and spank me
Ooh
pi_24229516
Artist: Tha Dogg Pound f/ Snoop Doggy Dogg
Album: Dogg Food
Song: Some Bomb Azz (Pussy)

[Kurupt]
Daz, come check it out
Nigga, where the carat, nigga?
Tear that ass up, yeah, honey you like that uh
Oh yeah, huh, oh, bust a nut, hold it, hold it
Oh, I'ma bust a nut in your motherfuckin mouth
Hold on, take this motherfucker
(Ooooh, my pussy)
What the fuck then? I'ma bust that in your motherfucker
*both climax*
(I got the bomb)
Ooh, bitch you got some bomb azz pussy

Ooooh, you got some bomb
Bitch you got some bomb azz pussy (yeah I got some bomb azz pussy)
*repeat 4X*

The bar is closed, bitch you got some bomb azz pussy
Have you ever have you ever had some bomb pussy? *repeat 4X*

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I took a trip to the other side of the planet
Fuckin hoes in Japan didn't understand it
Joe Cool is my witness and the homey Style
Blowin Saki part one, gettin buckwild
with some hoes from the other side of the globe
I mean this bitch pussy so tight it's fittin like a glove
Could it be a small case of puppy love you see?
(Snoop Doggy I love you) Hey bitch you ain't in love with me

[Kurupt]
Now if I fucked yo' bitch, would a nigga trip?
Did you know your hoe's goin round blowin niggaz dicks?
Now would you trip? Now trip I can, I go back
to when me and Daz was chillin in Atlanta
Atlanta was the place to be, see it was bitches and shit
we had a, show to go do down at the FreakNik, we had a
bitch, that was all up on our dicks
Cause she knew about the homey and she knew about the Click
I'm Kurupt, and that's Dat Nigga Daz
And that's the homey El, so what's poppin with the azz
(Snoop: Got some bomb azz pussy)

Bitch you got some bomb azz pussy (Snoop: I heard that)
(I got the bomb)
Bitch you got the bomb (Snoop: Shit, you got the bomb azz pussy)
(Yeah I got the bomb)
I heard you got some bomb (Snoop: My homeboy told me)
(Yeah, I got that bomb)
Bitch you got the bomb (Snoop: He said you got some bomb)
(Yeah I got that bomb azz pussy, yeah give it here)
(Snoop: Oooh, shit you got some bomb azz pussy)
(Yeah, I got the bomb)
(Snoop: Don't front, I know you got the bomb)
(Yeah, I got the bomb)
(Snoop: Yeah, I smell it, can I inhale it?)
(Uh-huh, I got the bomb)
(Snoop: Let you tell it, I know you got
some bomb azz pussy)

[Dat Nigga Daz]
You know sometimes
The pussy gets to callin me man
And the pussy be like Daz...
And I respond to the pussy like, what's happenin?
And you can fuck me, and fuck my cousin
And fuck Nate
Then fuck everyone of my motherfuckin homies, in the DPG
Shhhh

Now tell the homies what's happenin hoe, for real
Show me some sex and affection and lick me down slow ya know
That's what I want, that's what I need
Now I'd only satisfy you to fulfill my needs
The hoe get to suckin, five minutes later be get to fuckin
Now the hoe shocked, me just slipped off the rubber
I said OOOH (oooh), NOO (noo)
While I bust a hellified superfied nut, I had to go
Straight pimpin in the city, shakin ass and titties
Some bitches had the bomb puss, but some bitches didn't
Now have you ever...

(Have you ever had some bomb azz pussy?
That make you wanna scream Dogg Pound) *repeat 4X*
Viper 4 life
  donderdag 30 december 2004 @ 05:06:18 #34
77508 Loserkid
Met dank aan Houniet.
pi_24291965
Red hot chili peppers - Give it away!
What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue

Realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide w/sly you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser


Give it away give it away give it away give it away

I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper

Greedy little people in a sea of distress
Keep your more to receive your less
Unimpressed by material excess
Love is free love me say hell yes

I'm a low brow but I rock a little know how
No time for the piggies or the hoosegow
Get smart get down with the pow wow
Never been a better time than right now

Bob Marley poet and a prophet
Bob Marley taught me how to off it
Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it
Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it



Lucky me swimmin' in my ability
Dancin' down on life with agility
Come and drink it up from my fertility
Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility

My mom I love her 'cause she love me
Long gone are the times when she scrub me
Feelin' good my brother gonna hug me
Drink my juice young love chug-a-lug me

There's a river born to be a giver
Keep you warm won't let you shiver
His heart is never gonna wither
Come on everybody time to deliver
  donderdag 30 december 2004 @ 16:33:58 #35
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24300279
Underdog Project - Summer Jam

This ain't nothing but a summer jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon dance whoa!
This ain't nothing but a summer jam
We're gonna party as much as we can
Hey-yeah, ooh, hey-yeah
Summer jam alright
Hey-yeah, ooh, hey-yeah

Tonight hotties wearing "Prada"-skirts
Real tight temperature is rising
Feelin' real hot in the heat of the night
Midnight the party won't stop
until the moon light
I'm skopin' out the hotties with the light eyes
Be with me tonight

Can't get you outta my mind
I can't lie
Cause a girl like you is so hard to find
I'm waiting for the day to make you mine
Cause I can't take it

This ain't nothing but a summer jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans whoa!
This ain't nothing but a summer jam
We're gonna party as much as we can
Hey-yeah, ooh, hey-yeah
Summer jam alright
Hey-yeah, ooh, hey-yeah

Moonlight cruisin' down the boulevard
Strobe lights watching you your body's tight
Alright looking kinda freaky to me
Can't get you out of my mind
I can't lie
Cause a girl like you is so hard to find
I'm waiting for the day to make you mine
Cause I can't take it

This ain't nothing but a summer jam
Brown skin and cinnamon tans
This ain't nothing but a summer jam
We're gonna party as much as we can
Hey-yeah ooh hey-yeah
Summer jam alright
Hey-yeah ooh hey yeah

This ain't nothing but a summer jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans
This ain't nothing but a summer jam
We're gonna party as much as we can

This ain't nothing but a summer jam
Brown skin and cinnamon tans
This ain't nothing but a summer jam
We're gonna party as much as we can
Hey-yeah ooh hey-yeah
Summer jam alright
Hey-yeah ooh hey yeah
Summer jam alright
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  woensdag 5 januari 2005 @ 00:56:41 #36
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_24402792
The Killers - Midnight Show

I know what you want
I wanna take you a midnight show tonight
If you can keep a secret
I got a blanket in the back seat of my mind
And a little place that sits beneath the sky
She turned her face to speak
But no-one heard her cry
I drive faster, boy
I drive faster, boy

I know there's a hope
There's too many people trying to help me cope
You got a real short skirt
I wanna look up, look up, look up, yeah yeah

We were just in time
Let me take a little more off your mind
There's something in my head
Somewhere in the back said
We were just a good thing
We were such a good thing

Make it go away without a word
But promise me you'll stay
And fix these things I've hurt
Oh make it go away!

I drive faster, boy
I drive faster, boy

Oh crashing time can't hide a guilty girl
With jealous hearts that start with blossom curls
I took my baby's breath beneath the chandelier
Of stars in atmosphere
And watch her disappear
Into the midnight show...

Oh faster, faster, faster...
Oh no no no no no...
If you keep a secret
Well baby... you can keep a secret
If you keep a secret...
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 9 januari 2005 @ 21:56:37 #37
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_24491687
The Killers - On Top

Remember Rio and get down
Like some other DJ, it's another town
She's been trying to tell me to hold tight
But I've been waiting this whole night
But I've been down across a road or two
But now I've found the velvet sun
That shines on me and you

In the back, uh huh, I can't crack
We're on top
It's just a shimmy and a shake, uh huh
I can't fake, we're on top
We're on top

The day is breaking, we're still here
Your body's shaking, and it's clear
You really need it, so let go
And let me beat it, but you know

That I've been down across a road or two
But now I've found the velvet sun
That shines on me and you

In the back, uh huh, I can't crack
We're on top
It's just a shimmy and a shake, uh huh
I can't fake, we're on top
We're on top
We bring the bump to the grind, uh huh
I don't mind, we're on top
It's just a shimmy and a shake, uh huh
I can't fake, we're on top
We're on top

And we don't mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off my bride tonight
Cause I don't need to satisfy tonight

It's like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
I look at you and smile because I'm fine

And we don't mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off my bride tonight
Cause I don't need to satisfy tonight

It's like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
I look at you and smile because I'm fine
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 9 januari 2005 @ 22:13:35 #38
71048 Tokay
makes your day!
pi_24492016
Toni Braxton - You're Making Me High

I'll always think of you
Inside of my private thoughts
I can imagine you
Touching my private parts
With just the thought of you
I can't help but touch myself
That's why I want you so bad
Just one night of
Moonlight, with you there beside me
All night, doin' it again and again
You know I want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Oooh I get so high
When I'm around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise
You're makin me high
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Can't get my mind off you
I think I might be obsessed
The very thought of you
Makes me want to get undressed
I wanna be with you
In spite of what my heart says
I guess I want you too bad
All I want is
Moonlights, with you there inside me
All night, doin it again and again
You know I want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Oooh I get so high
When I'm around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise, ooh boy
You're makin me high
Baby, baby, baby, baby

I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me
Let's make a deal you roll, I lick
And we can go flying into ecstasy
Oh Darlin' you and me
Light my fire
Blow my flame
Take me, take me, take me away
"Are we going to be friends forever?", asked Piglet. "Even longer", Pooh answered.
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  maandag 17 januari 2005 @ 20:18:47 #39
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24614341
Whale - Kickin'

One, two, three, four

I wanna give birth to your baby, baby
Scream all night long
Exercise our breathing so they hear it in Vietcong
Untangle my umbilical
There's no need to be political
Let's not get too serious
Just try to stay predictable
Cos I....

I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help..
I think you're really...
I think you're really...
Kickin'

I met you on a Tuesday
Or maybe was it Wednesday
You befriended me, defended me
Shortly after you offended me
I asked you "What's your name?"
I looked at you the same
If there a possibility
That you could take on my fertility

I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
I can't help..
I think you're really...
I think you're really...
Kickin'

Can't you feel that my climax isn't topical
My physical biological isn't logical
It's astronomical

I can't help that I think you're really kickin'
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  maandag 17 januari 2005 @ 20:22:08 #40
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24614367
Whale - Tryzasnice

Fuck you in
Suck you in
Tuck you in
I enjoy myself within myself and back again
Encouraging [??]
I am she who stinks of men
Gritty teeth, fists are clutching,
breast stroke, lots of touching
There'll be big fun up at my hotel, motel
I'll fuck you in the ass
Just for a laugh
With the quick speed
I'll make your nose bleed
I ride the premenstral cycle
Forget about the michael
Here's the big blast
I like the big cash
I hits the big grass
i'll spray you straight through
I spray your trade troops
He hit me one time
He hit me two times
You hit me thrice..
Because it's Tryzasnice

ruig bandje wel
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  donderdag 20 januari 2005 @ 01:25:24 #41
74582 ICTservice
Niets is zoals het lijkt..
pi_24645026
Nofx - My vagina

My vagina has two sets of lips,
but I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, successful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Played from the ladies team
There's nothing finer
Than having a vagina

http://www.scholieren-online.nl
''Het ligt eraan van welke flat je het bekijkt..''
Fabeltjeskrant = l33t
pi_24651312
Sheila E - Love Bizar


A-B-A-B-C-D-

The moon up above
it shines on upon our skin

Whispering words that scream of outrangeous sin.
We all want the stuff that's found in our wildest dreams

It gets kinda rough in the back of our limousine.

That's what we are
we all want a love bizarre.
That's what we are
we all want a love bizarre.

A strawberry mind
a body that's built for two

A kiss on the spine
we do things we never do.
Swallow the pride and joy of the ivory tower

We'll dance on the roof
make love on a bed of flower.
That's what we are
we all want a love bizarre.

The moon up above
it shines on upon our skin
. . .
That's what we are
we all want a love bizarre.
That's what we are
we all want a love bizarre. . ..
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  donderdag 20 januari 2005 @ 17:25:56 #43
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24653465
The Toy Dolls - Hanky Panky

Oh! baby I fancy
what do you mean?
baby I fancy
I know what you mean
oooo ee Hanky Panky

I'm feeling randy
what do you mean?
I'm feeling randy
I know what you mean
oooo ee Hanky Panky

Oky doky hanky panky
oky doky hanky
oky doky hanky panky
oky doky hanky... hanky.

O.K. I'll grant yee
what do you mean
O.K. I fancy
I know what you mean
oooo ee hanky panky

I know that I'm thin and lanky
but I am telling you frankly
what I need is hanky panky

I want to thank ee
don't be silly
I want to thank ee
I know what you mean
ooo ee hanky panky.
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  zaterdag 22 januari 2005 @ 13:39:33 #44
112372 alyel
love is just an illusion
pi_24687308
korn- A.D.I.D.A.S.

Honestly somehow it always seems
That am dreaming of something I could never be
It doesnt bother me ´cause I will always be the pimp
That I see in all of my fantasies

I dont know your fucking name
So what? Lets......

Screwing may be the only way that I can truly be free
From my fucked up reality
So I dream and stroke it harder
Cause it´s so fun to see my face staring back at me

I dont know your fucking name
So what? Lets fuck!

All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking


All day I dream about fucking
All day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex and all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex and all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex and all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex

All day I dream about sex
All day I drem about fucking
All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking
my future seems like one big past...
pi_24687637
Enrique Iglesias - The way you touch me
Ginuwine - Pony
Tweet - Oops oh my
Jay-Z - Can i get a...
2pac - How do you want it
Juvenile - Back that ass up
Fabolous - Tit 4 tat
Jaheim - Just in case
Usher - Nice & slow
pi_24688398
Ik bedoelde eigenlijk lyrics.... geen titels.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_24708080
Black Crowes - Lickin'

Your eyes they look like two bullet holes
And you don’t ever say maybe
You knock me out with the way you talk
I like the way you say baby
You want a mouthful of scorpio
Yeah, but my poison be tasty
You bite my finger and say ’control’
You won’t let me be lazy

Chorus:
Night and day like a mule I’m kickin’
Girl you gonna catch a lickin’

Fire out of the mouths of babes
Got you actin’ so crazy
Doorknob queen of the underage
Got me rantin’ and ravin’
See the bruise you left on my page
Now the game’s getting tricky
Left alone in my own parade
While the bomb just keeps tickin’

Chorus

Do you want to do it all with me
Do you want to scream and bleed for me
You can have all of me, all of me
Your teeth taste just like razorblades
Yeah you got my tongue ready
You fill me up with your politics
And leave me so heavy
shine on you crazy diamond
  dinsdag 25 januari 2005 @ 01:33:53 #48
73188 Iceflake
Mowpheus! Suri Thing!
pi_24735200
Wayne Marshall - G-spot

Baby look into my eyes when we're dancing in the club
i run my hands down your thigh, baby that is not enough,
if you think im wanna take you home after the first night,
with all the things that associated, damn right!

(chorus)
cuz tonight i wanna hear you say 'ooh aah' when i hit your g spot baby,
i wana hear you moan and groan with delight,(oh yeah)
let me hear you say'ooh,aah' when i hit your g spot baby,
i wana hear you moan and groan with tonight(oh yeah)

for extacy, we dont have to go to far, where ever she is my baby,
im sure that we can find her in the dark, just hold back, relax babe,
get ready for humping, and if extacy is waiting, baby im comin, comin

when you say 'ooh aah' when i hit your g spot baby,
i wana hear you moan and groan with delight,(oh yeah)
let me hear you say 'ooh,aah' when i hit your g spot baby,
i wana hear you moan and groan tonight! (yeah)

Are you ready for me, to make you come alive?
are you ready for me, to make u wet inside girl,
are you ready for me, to make your juicies overflow
are you ready for me, gotta let you know,
im gonna make u show

So let me hear you say'ooh aah' when i hit your g spot baby,
i wanna hear you moan and groan with delight,(baby)
let me hear you say 'ooh,aah' when i hit your g spot baby,

when i hit your g you'll be comin over me

When i hit your g again, you will tell all of your friends (oh yeah)


Jodeci - Freakin' You

I wanna freak you
I wanna freak you

Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feelin' so horny
I can't get you outta my mind, sexin you be all I see
I would give anything, just to make you understand me
I don't give a damn about nothin' else
freakin' you is all I need

Tonight I need your body, tonight you got my time
Tonight you won't be sorry, tonight you have my mind

You got my mind all I wanna do is freak you

What must I say, what must I do
To show how much, I think about freakin' you
Baby
Tonight I need your body, tonight you got my time
Tonight you won't be sorry, tonight you have my mind

I could go on for days, but I couldn't go on for weeks
I can even play with another body
but it wouldn't last cause I 'm a freak
I am everything you see (say)
to go by everything you do
and at night when I close my eyes
I only dream of freakin' you

Whatever you want baby it will be fine so fine

Freak out, and freak me up and down, DeVante swing
Freak out, and freak me up and down

Freak out, and freak me up and down..
Love's like crapping your pants: everyone around you notices, but only you have that warm feeling inside
  dinsdag 25 januari 2005 @ 01:44:59 #49
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_24735318
Tnx ! Maar die hadden we al in deel 1.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_24735372
Yum, yum gimme some!!!

Maar van wie... géén idee....
  zaterdag 29 januari 2005 @ 15:54:32 #51
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24816135
Met dank aan de TS

De doldwaze hit van van de Rotterdamse band Noodweer.

Noodweer - In De Disco

Ik heet Jan en ik kom haast elke week
In 't weekend in de discotheek
Dan sta ik altijd uren in een hoek geleund
Ik heb vanavond nog m'n haar gefohnd
Iedereen staat te springen als een vlo
Maar ik steel de show in de disco

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono

Ik wordt haast gek van al die geile chicks
Maar als ik bij ze sta dan zeg ik niks
Laatst greep iemand mij van achteren beet aaw
Maar 't was een gozer als een wijf verkleed
Maar toch komt de dag dat ik één van die stoten pak
Want ik heb de durex in m'n achterzak

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono

In de disco, in de disco, in de disco
Discooooooooooew !
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
De dadedde dada disco
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

Een hele erge goeienavond hier in deze gezellige discotheek
Ik heb hier aan m'n linkerhand een enorme stapel platen
Die gaat er helemaal doorheen vanavond
Ik voel trouwens een te gek, maf, wezenloze power uit deze zaal komen
Ja, dan heb ik hier een verzoekje van een zekere Jan
Eens effe kijken Jan, ja, dat eh, dat kan
En ik als DJ heb een enorme poliep boven in m'n neus
Daar moet ik wel wat aan doen
En dat allemaal op de zoveelste van de zoveelste van het jaar
Negentienhonderdendrieentachtig
Uw DJtje heeft weer eens genoeg geluld, we gaan muziek maken
Natuurlijk de forrrrrrmatie Noodweerrrrrrr

Soms vraagt er iemand "Jantje, doe je mee"
Maar dansen wil ik niet, dus dan zeg ik "nee"
Als alle mensen weggaan twee aan twee
Dan help ik mezelf op de plee
Ik heb nog steeds geen Alfa Romeo
Maar ik steel de show in de disco

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono

In de disco, in de disco, in de disco
Discooooooooooew !
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
De dadedde dada disco
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

Zo is 'ie goed he, of niet
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Neenee, dat is helemaal niet verkeerd
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Brrrrrrrr
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

't Was inderdaad een bijzonder gezellige avond
Ook wat ondergetekende betreft
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
Ook deze is weer onwijs, niet van deze wereld en gigantisch
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disco

Zo dat was even schrikken maar goddank opgelost, knappe kop he, ik
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
Ha fijn, ik hoop dat jullie je hebben vermaakt, ook jij Jan
Neem 'r nog even mee hahaha
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
We doen straks de lichten weer aan
Kunnen jullie mekaar ook zien, niet schrikken hoor hahahaha
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
Wie hier volgende week staat, ik weet 't eigenlijk niet
't Zal wel 1 of andere halve zool zijn, je moet 't 'r maar mee doen
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
En van de kant van mijn persoontje nog dit: joep doei en de mazzel
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Daar gaat-ie weerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono
In de disco, in de disco, in de disco
Discooooooooooooew !

Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
De dadedde dada disco

Vanaf deze plek wens ik jullie een fantastische nachtrust
En als je niet gaat slapen dan ga je misschien wel wat anders doen
Je weet zelf wel wat ik bedoel
Maar wees voorzichtig, wees voorzichtig met de chocolademelk
Wat zeg je Jan
Ja jongen, 'k zal aan je denken, hehe
En rij voorzichtig naar huis, brokkenpiloten
En maar hopen, maar hopen dat je ouders naar bed zijn als je thuiskomt
Anders zwaait er misschien wel wat
Maar wees voorzichtig onderweg, d'r kan van alles oversteken
Egels, egels, ouwe vrouwen, racefietsen, van alles
Let op de torenspitsen en de bloemkoolstronken, de dwarswegen
De opgaande en de neergaande lijnen
De dwarslijnen, alles, let op
Let op, op d..g.. ik raak nog 'ns
Waar zit de rem op m'n eigen stem zeg
Waar zit de rem op m'n eigen stem, ik raak nog eens een keer klem
Ik raak nog eens een keer klem van m'n eigen stem
Van m'n eigen, m'n eigen stem, stem ! !

Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_24872603


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pi_24872666
poesje stoei van urbanus)misschien al genoemd maar niet naar gekeken).

Urbanus met het nummer Poesje stoei


Poesje stoei

ik heb mijn slaapkamer behangen met spiegeltjespapier
want ik heb maar een verlangen lief stoeipoesje kom hier
ik heb de schemerlamp doen branden de gordijnen dicht gedaan
en ik heb 7 dozen kleenex op mijn nachttafeltje staan
hoor het tromgeroffel en ut was een geschal
ik lig helemaal gereed em mijn fasistje staat al pal
poesje stoei poesje stoei kom hier dat ik je vermoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei kom en haal me uit de knoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei mijne selder staat in bloei
poesje stoei poesje stoei alles mag en niets is foei

wat zit je daar te prutsen in die badkamer zolang
straks plakken mijn erfgenamen tegen het behang
hou toch op met scheren je bent al bloot genoeg
laat dat eksternest maar hangen of scheer je morgenvroeg
trek die stomme ladyshave uit het stopkontakt
voor alleer mijn eifeltoren in de sijne zakt

poesje stoei poesje stoei kom hier dat ik je vermoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei kom en haal me uit de knoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei mijne selder staat in bloei
poesje stoei poesje stoei alles mag en niets is foei

ik ben de massage olie aan het schudden lijk ne zot
zo rijd mijn lamborgini je garage niet kapot
ik zal je laten blinken als een kikker in zijn dril
ha liefde kan hestetisch zijn als men het maar wil
maar kom me nu bevrijden want ik zit met mijn kanon
helemaal gekneld tussen het bed en het plafond
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quote:
Op dinsdag 25 januari 2005 01:49 schreef Waxxer het volgende:
Yum, yum gimme some!!!

Maar van wie... géén idee....
volgens mij was dat espen lind(hitje gehad met when sussannah cries een jaar of wat terug).
pi_24872834
Gorki - Ik wandel

Ik heb al je platen
en ik kom naar je kijken
Oh Kylie, ik wandel

En ik neem mijn pyama mee
Ik kom bij je slapen
Oh Kylie, ik wandel en ik droom

En ik zal je leren zingen
En niet zo dom te hijgen
Oh Kylie, ik wandel

En mag ik een beetje leven
voor ik even doodga
Oh Kylie, ik wandel en ik droom

Oh, lieverdje, ik vind je toch zo'n lekker diertje
En ik kom bij jou
Ik kom bij jou
Ik kom bij jou

En ik zal je leren zingen
En niet zo dom te hijgen
Oh Kylie, ik wandel

En mag ik een beetje leven
voor ik even doodga
Oh Kylie, ik wandel
Ik wandel
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Black Crowes - Tied Up And Swallowed

I forgot I found you tied up and swallowed
A mess with the magic and the knot
You touch my teeth and say you like the way I bite ya
Sin, skin, sounds wrong but it's not

Chorus:
Everybody says that you're such a pity
Well baby, they, they out to know
Everybody says you're such a pity
Tell ya baby, they, they out to know

Touch from up above and touch between your legs
But which one, baby, burns
So you've been touched so many times so many ways
Come on baby, who gets hurt
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  vrijdag 4 februari 2005 @ 17:01:15 #57
53708 ondeugend
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The Cure - Lovecats

We move like cagey tigers
We couldn’t get closer than this
The way we lovecats
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we kiss
We slip through the streets
While everyone sleeps
Getting bigger and sleeker
And wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let’s go and
Throw all the songs we know
Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I’ll show you in spring
It’s a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats

We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that I’d do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It’s the grooviest thing
It’s the perfect dream

Hand in hand
Is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this

I love you ... let’s go
Oh ... solid gone ...
How could we miss someone as dumb
As this?
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_24923524
Je hebt ook wel gelijk
Als jij je quote ff verandert

[ Bericht 36% gewijzigd door mark_03 op 04-02-2005 19:57:04 ]
een droom is een eiland van iets in een ruimte van niets
  vrijdag 4 februari 2005 @ 19:51:14 #59
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quote:
Op vrijdag 4 februari 2005 19:30 schreef mark_03 het volgende:
Je hebt ook wel gelijk
Als jij je quote ff verandert


[ Bericht 34% gewijzigd door ondeugend op 05-02-2005 00:58:57 ]
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lane

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Tom Green - The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...

(chorus)
Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

(chorus)

Vagina!!!!!

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!

(chorus)
(chorus)

Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning...
I used to want to take a drill to my head, Let the pain out of the hole...
Dit is niet een beeldscherm!
  vrijdag 4 februari 2005 @ 22:55:04 #61
52237 DEAVELOFHEAVEN
5 down, many more 2 go
pi_24927579
Ik dacht gelijk aan ''The vagina song'' van de bloodhound gang,
helaas heb ik de songtekst niet kunnen vinden...
Diamonds!
It's like getting paid for getting laid
  zondag 6 februari 2005 @ 11:38:14 #62
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Apollonia - Sex Shooter

(extended version)
get me off
i'm your bomb getting ready to explode
i need you to get me off
be your slave do anything i'm told

chorus:
i'm a sex shooter
shootin love in your direction
i'm a sex shooter
come on play with my affections
come on kiss the gun
guaranteed for fun

I need you to pull my trigger baby
i can't do it alone
i need you to be my main play thing pillar of stone

chorus:

no girls body can compete with mine
no girls rap can top my lines
no girls kiss can ring your chimes
come on boy lets make some time

chorus:
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 6 februari 2005 @ 21:37:36 #63
1044 RB
Als ik alles geweten had
pi_24959972
Sinead O'Connor - I Want Your (Hands On Me)
I want your hands on me
What I want, give me
You know I wanna please you
What I wanna do to you

You don't waste no time, do you?
You know I'm looking through you
Why you wanna tease me
I want you to come and please me

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

You know that I can thrill you
I want you call me to you
I wanna move, will you?
I really wanna feel you

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads

I want your
Feelings
Gimme, yes

Aaahhhh

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads

I want your
Feelings
Gimme, yes
<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/Fazert_63/sv1000%20s/opfoto.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">bsm high mounted</a>
  maandag 7 februari 2005 @ 09:14:23 #64
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_24966071
The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn!

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty
When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany
She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you

Nick off is what I said, I'll please myself instead
& you can drop down dead, to Hamburg I am headed
I don't want no debates, now I'm off with me mates.
Toodle oo
I said stuff you!

[Chorus:]
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, caught red handed...
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, she said "Don't go there man"
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, oh caught up the Reeperbahn

I told her to trust me, I agree in honesty
Believe me she did not, she knew I was a sex pot
I did not feel at ease when I left the strip-tease,
I screamed as she seized me!
[Chorus.... Guitar Bit]

It was just a laugh, I said don't be so strict
I did not tell her what went on up the red light district
You're all the same you men, you better say auf wiedersehen
Coz you won't be comin" here again!

Reeperbahn...

Caught up the Ree...
perbahn.
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  zaterdag 12 februari 2005 @ 15:17:47 #65
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_25057125
Doe Maar - Dansen met Alice

Ze danst de halve nacht met mij
En ik ben ontzettend blij
Want dat had ik echt nooit durven dromen, aha
Maar ineens ben ik alleen
Ik kijk geschrokken om me heen
Zie dan dat hij toch nog is gekomen, aha

Want dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel
Maar vrijen... dat doet ze met een ander

Dansen met Ailce
Dansen met Alice
Dansen met Alice

'S morgens vroeg stap ik weer op
En met Alice achterop
Fiets ik door de grijze buitenwijken, aha
Alice vindt zichzelf gemeen
Ze slaat haar armen om me heen
En ik voel me weer voor haar bezwijken, aha

Want dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel
Maar vrijen... dat doet ze met een ander

Dansen met Ailce
Dansen met Alice
Dansen met Alice

Dansen met Ailce
Dansen met Alice
Dansen met Alice

Aahaha...
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_25074451
Volgens mij nog niet genoemd:

Minnie Riperton - Inside my love. Ik vind het wel een vrij erotisch geladen nummer. Ik ken het trouwens via de geweldige remix van Jean Jacques Smoothie - Two people.

Two people, just meeting
Barely touching each other
Two spirits greeting
Trying to carry it further
You are one and I am another
We should be one inside each other

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?

Two strangers, not strangers
only lacking the knowing
So willing, feeling, infinite growing
While we're here the whole world is turning
We should be one
Fulfilling our yearning

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
  zondag 13 februari 2005 @ 19:53:13 #67
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Salt 'N' Pepa - Sexy Noises Turn Me On

Sexy noises turn me on and on
Talk to me and you can't go wrong
I love the sound of your voice when you make love to me
And you caress my lips with your tongue

Love it when you whisper down my ears (oooo, baby)
Love it when you breathin' down me face (oooo, baby)
Love it when you rub down me spine (oooo, baby)
Love it when we drink white wine (oooo, baby)

Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on (tell it to me, baby)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on (tell it to me, baby)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on (tell it to me, baby)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on (tell it to me, baby)

Now tell me, baby, how many hints must I make before you get the picture
That I like it when you talk to me? You say it loud what you say
Don't shy away, say it to my face, talk sweet to me
Go up and down and go round and do all that
But don't forget that I'm a sister with a thing for the sound
So make a sexy noise when you're on your way down
Yeah, all the way down

Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)

Do anything you like, and do it just how you like it
But when you feel you wanna scream, baby, don't fight it
Cuz everytime I hear the noise comin' from your lips
You're gonna feel the rotation in my hips
Cuz it's that sexy noise that moves me
And don't stop the lyrics if you don't wanna lose me
Because I wanna know, lover, if I'm doin' it well
But if you don't yell, brother, how can I tell?

Sexy noises turn me on and on
Talk to me and you can't go wrong
I love the sound of your voice when you make love to me
And you caress my lips with your tongue

Now Missy Pepa say she wanna have fun
She comin' down me house and ??
I love it when she caress me ears with her tongue
Cannot find words to tell her "Oh, me have fun"
And everytime she touch me and she start rub me down
It drive the body crazy when she make sexy sound - like that!

Talk to me, mmm-hmmm, ah yeah

Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on

I'm lovin' the way you do me cuz you do me real swell
Come on and make some noise though, go 'head, what the hell?
It's just me and you, and ain't nobody else down
So what's up, big man, give it to me right now
You wonder why I faint and swing with ya, don't ya?
Well come and make some noise for me, please, baby, won't ya?
Go, baby, go when you come into my house
S'matter? Cat got your tongue? Boy, open up your mouth

Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)
Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on
(I love it when you talk to me)

(Mmmm, oh, damn, baby...
You know you gotta wear a condom, right?)
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 13 februari 2005 @ 21:14:55 #68
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_25076020
Dr Alban - Roll Down Di Rubber

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

Check you sex life, AIDS a come
Take a little slow use condom
You can avoid it by not conterminating
Deep kisses should avoided
(If not serious relations)
This disease is a killer you know
The only cure is prevention – so..

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

HIV manifests
It breaks down the bodys immunological system
Subjects it to infections of different characters
AIDS might develope in a couple of years
Due to the breakdown of the helper – cells
The defence mechanism is out of sight
Yet there is no vaccination today
The only cure is prevention, so...

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

Safe sex is the talk of all time
But we can't live today without sex
You can sex as much as you can
But use condom and save your life
Think before you do it and don't do it before you think
Prevention is better than cure
Don't be selfish and egoistic
Take care and just hold tight, so....

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_25076213
mwa. de hele cd van Goldfrapp; Black cherry is pure seks..

maar die is vast ook al wel genoemd.
Goddamn, you play a mean banjo
  zondag 13 februari 2005 @ 23:12:26 #70
53708 ondeugend
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pi_25077930
Green Day - Dominated Love Slave Lyrics

I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_25080720
subtiel

Dianna Krall (Tom Waits) - Temptation

Rusted brandy in a diamond glass
Everything is made from dreams
Time is made from honey slow and sweet
Only the fools know what it means
Temptation, temptation, temptation
Oh, temptation, temptation, I can't resist
Well I know that she is made of smoke
But I've lost my way
He knows that I am broke
But I must play
Temptation, oh temptation, temptation, I can't resist
Dutch pink and Italian blue
He is there waiting for you
My will has disappeared
Now confusion is so clear
Temptation, temptation, temptation
I can't resist
Temptation, temptation, temptation
I can't resist
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_25100234
Grace Jones - Sex Drive

Sit back, relax, enjoy the ride!
Tell the boys in the bank,
Put the gas in my tank,
Polish your skin on my leather,
In which position you rank.

My car is fast, and it's big,
It's one heck of a pig,
It's a beast, get in,
If you know whats best,
Coerce the wind,
No backing out,
Concentrate, liberating, escape!

Well?
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
See inside of my eyes,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take aride in my car.

Excellerate with my spurge,
Fell the engine purr,
Just push the pedal to the metal,
I 'wanna see you squirm,

I'm double 'esque,
And I'm lean, I'm one mean machine,
I'm a beast, get in if you know what's best!
We'll coerce the wind and kiss the sky,
No backing out, it's satisfying!!

Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
See inside of my eyes,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take aride in my car.

Hit overdrive with me,
Check your gas in extacy,
Lick the sweat of my success,
You're gonna love my winning streak,
Go all the way with me,
Pleased to meet, I'm a fantasy,
Take a risk, you slide inside with me,
Overdrive!
Yeah!!

Yeah, sit back, relax, enjoy the ride!
The ride of your life,
You better [?],
I'm 'gonna drive you crazy,

Hit overdrive with me,
Check your gas in extacy,
Lick the sweat of my success,
You're gonna love my winning streak,
Go all the way with me,
Pleased to meet, I'm a fantasy,
Take a risk, you slide inside with me,
Overdrive!

Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
See inside of my eye,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Car!

Sex Drive!
Take aride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Impress your friends,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Sex Drive!
Take a ride in my car,
Wow!!

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zaterdag 19 maart 2005 @ 15:56:27 #73
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_25588474
The Presidents Of The United States Of Amerika - Drool At You

Drooling! Drooling!
Drooling! Drooling!
Drooling! Drooling!

I wanna run my nose through your hair
But if I did I think I'd lose it there
I wanna swallow your little mouth
But if I did I'd lose my water wings and drown (I'd lose my wings and drown!)
I kiss your head when you feel a tear
But it's easier to drool at you froooooooooom here

Droolin' at you
Makes me feel like I come undone
Droolin' at you
Makes me feel like a loaded gun
Droolin' at you
Makes me feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel GOOD!

Drooling! Drooling!

I wanna pluck each one of your toes
But if I did I'd have to suck out the bones (I'm suckin' out the bones!)
I wanna lick your lambchops dry
So please excuse me while I hump the sky

Droolin' at you
Makes me feel like I come undone
Droolin' at you
Makes me feel like a loaded gun
Droolin' at you
Makes me feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel GOOD!

So good!
So good!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Yeah!

Makes!
Me!
Feel!
Good.


And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_25588559
bon jovi - lay your hands on me:
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we made are meant for breaking

What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need
So if you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school and baby, I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down

Everything you want is what I need
Satisfaction is guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free
If you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

Don't you know I only aim to please
If you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me
  zaterdag 19 maart 2005 @ 23:09:46 #75
20739 debbie_19
The freaks are rising up
pi_25599324
ik vind alles wat green day zingt wel geil
So you think you got an evil mind? Well i'll tell ya honey...
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 00:30:18 #76
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_25601360
quote:
Op zaterdag 19 maart 2005 15:56 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
The Presidents Of The United States Of Amerika - Drool At You
Héééé !

Die postte ík al... Waar is m'n post gebleven ! ?

Houdt de dief !
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 00:40:16 #77
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_25601535
Donna Summer - I Feel Love

Ooh
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good
Ooh
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
Fallin’ free, fallin’ free
Fallin’ free, fallin’ free
Fallin’ free
Ooh
You and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
I’ll get you, I’ll get you
I’ll get you, I’ll get you
I’ll get you
Ooh
What you do, what you do
What you do, what you do
What you do
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
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Bryan Adams - Let's Make a Night To Remember

I love the way ya look tonight
With your hair hangin' down on your shoulders
I love the way ya dance that slow sweet tango
The way ya do everything but talk
And how ya stare at me with those undress me eyes
And your breath on my body makes me warm inside

Chorus

Let's make out - let's do something amazing
Let's do something that's all the way
Cuz I've never touched somebody like the way I touch your body
Now I never want to let your body go...

Let's make a night - to remember
From January - to December
Let's make love - to excite us
A memory - to ignite us
Let's make honey baby - soft and tender
Let's make sugar darlin' - sweet surrender
Let's make a night - to remember - all life long

I love the way ya move tonight
Beads of sweat drippin down your skin
Me lying here - you lyin' there
Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere

Chorus

I think about ya all the time
Can't you see you drive me outta my mind
Well I'm never holdin' back again
Ya I never want this night to end
Cuz I've never touched somebody like the way I touch your body
Now I never want to let your body go...


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Nine Inch Nails - Last

Gave up trying to figure out my head got lost along the way
Worn out from giving it up my soul I pissed it all away
Still stings these shattered nerves
Pigs we get what pigs deserve
I’m going all the way down I’m leaving today

Come come come on you’ve gotta fill me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you
Come come come on you’re gotta fix me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you

Still feel it all slipping away but it doesn’t matter anymore
Everybody’s still chipping away but it doesn’t matter anymore
Look through these blackened eyes
You’ll see ten thousand lies
My lips may promise but my heart is a whore

Come come come on you’ve gotta fill me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you
Come come come on you’re gotta fix me up
Come come gotta let me get through to you

This isn’t meant to last
This is for right now

I know it’s all getting away it comes to me as no surprise
I know what’s coming to me is never going to arrive
Fresh blood through tired skin
New sweat to drown me in
Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive

Come come come on you’ve gotta fill me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you
Come come come on you’re gotta fix me up
Come come gotta let me get through to you

This isn’t meant to last
This is for right now
I wish I could put the blame on you
I want you to make me
I want you to take me
I want you to break me

Then I want you to throw me away

Schattig, toch?
We'll keep on whispering our mantras.
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 03:39:35 #80
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_25603843
quote:
Op zondag 20 maart 2005 00:30 schreef Captain_Chaos het volgende:

[..]

Héééé !

Die postte ík al... Waar is m'n post gebleven ! ?

Houdt de dief !
Nietus kutto !
Ik heb gecheckt omdat jij hem gepost zou kunnen hebben.

Ik ben je gewoon voor
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 03:42:52 #81
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_25603860
Ontopic :

Prince - Vibrator


SEND PRINCE RINGTONES TO YOUR CELLPHONE

Is it my imagination
Or are U with the boys again?
U used 2 take me with U
I used 2 be your best friend
When U finally come home


Your car ain't got no gasoline
That's OK, baby
Cuz my new love treats me like a queen
Eat your heart out

CHORUS:
Vibrator makes me feel so good
Vibrator - don't U wish U could?
Vibrator - his patience can't be beat
Vibrator - I guess U could say that U're obsolete
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

It must be my imagination
Cuz I know I didn't hear U laugh
U'd be surprised what I do when U're through
Taking your macho bath
Uncharted waters sailed with ease
Land is always in sight
But with U it's always abandon ship (abandon ship)
And we didn't even get away from the dock 2night
Eat your heart out

CHORUS

Is it my imagination
Are U with the boys again?
U used 2 take me with U
I used 2 be your best friend
But now I'm just a plaything
Your ego-feeding female sex machine
Well U can take a hike, mister
Cuz U're the poorest excuse 4 a man I've ever seen!
Eat your heart out, sucker!

CHORUS

Vibrator makes me feel so good
Vibrator makes me feel so good

Uh oh, oh no!
Please don't die on me no

(Vibrator) {repeat in BG}
May I help U?
Yes, I was wondering if U had batteries 4 my bo...
Oh my God!
Look at the size of that thing!
Where did U get this?
Look, U got batteries or not?
Oh sure, we have batteries
They're in the storage room
Tell U what
I'll just take this downstairs and put them in myself
No, I'll tell U what, U and your rubber glove can go downstairs
And I'll take my business elsewheres
Now gimme this! Jeez!

Well, what do U want?
Goodness!
Goodness, nothing!
Baby, I'm busy
What do U want?!!
Do have any batteries that will fit my body massager?
Body massager? Please!
Right, U see my back's been acting up lately and...
Yeah, my back's been acting up 2
In fact, it acts up every time my boyfriend leaves
No, really, my back...
Save it honey, put it in the bank
I know what's happening
Here, these oughta work
Yeah, yeah, that'll work
Thank U!
Yeah, yeah, go on, get outta here!
Thank U so much, thank U!
Yeah, so get..
Body mas.. please!
(Vibrator) {repeats in BG}
G-spot, g-spot, where, oh where..
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Ready or not, here I come

Oh yeah
Oh, here I come
Oh yeah

Here I.. here I.. here I come!
Now

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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NOFX - Liza & louise


Liza’s had enough of men
She says, she won’t get buried again
She says, they don’t know how to fuck
Her last boyfriend, the shmuck
Shared with her a nice disease
Kept her passive, on her knees
’til one day she took his car
And drove it to the city
Liza had put down a few
When she met this girl named lou
Who convinced her to go home with her
She said, ’my name’s louise
Now will you take off my clothes please?
I want to take you to the moon and back
So get on your back.’
With a flick of the tongue
She made her scream
She made her laugh
She made her dance
She was happy for the first time
And you know she wanted more
Now with her legs spread wider
She needed to have louise inside her
She said, ’I’ll never forget the first time
You kissed me, now I want you to fist me.’
Louise didn’t need a second invitation
She knew just what to do ( x 2 )
Liza had cum a few times before
But she had never even seen the door
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh
She felt just like 16
And her life before now was a dream
Or even a nightmare thats over and done
Just like warm healing rays
Shining from the sun
(liza and louise courtesy of fat wreck chords
pi_25603920
NOFX - Louise


She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit
But who’s got the remote control
That would belong to louise
She’s got a new pet a real vaginal tease
You know that mommy’s little is not gonna do
As she please
If she don’t want to get a spankin
She like to sing like a six year old brat
Mommy discipline me cause you know I’ve been bad
Start with cat then she’ll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop
She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercing on each side of her libia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Slut you think you’ve seen your master mean
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubllegum
Bitch make me come
It’s time for bed she’ll secure her head
Between her thighs for a thorogh night suck
Along whiththis she’ll be driking her piss
So louise don’t have to get up
Two goodnesses in love
One resides below one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch of louise
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 03:53:53 #84
13211 MSXUser
Irritant figuur...
pi_25603921
Zet eens een CD of LP van Blowfly op...
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
pi_25603935
en natuurlijk
NOFX - Liza


She’s been around a couple years
Tasted 31 flavors there’s only one
She really hates that would be you
The blandest one don’t make her fold
And that’s what she likes to hear the noise

Liza’s been around the block
She’s currently a femme bitch top
A giant step from old louise
Now she’s the one who’s on the prey

She used to wear her hair short low
Determing her preference
She didn’t like that dynamic
Trading in her flannel shirts
She even bought herself some boots

Miss terrence sellers any
She’s got more power feminine
She knows the power incites fear
And it’s that fear
Which makes her wet
She’s goin to the tribe 8 show
Plenty of boychicks to choose from
It’s the calyx of isis
She’ll find a bottom young + butch
She’ll tell her
’i won’t hurt you much
Unless of course
You want me to.’
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 03:59:45 #86
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_25603944
quote:
Op zondag 20 maart 2005 03:53 schreef MSXUser het volgende:
Zet eens een CD of LP van Blowfly op...
Nee... zet gewoon eens netjes een lyric neer.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 04:22:25 #87
13211 MSXUser
Irritant figuur...
pi_25604025
quote:
Op zondag 20 maart 2005 03:59 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
Nee... zet gewoon eens netjes een lyric neer.
Geen zin om in te tikken op dit uur. Nouja, die teksten zijn ook niet echt 'erotisch' te noemen... meer plat
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  donderdag 24 maart 2005 @ 14:08:19 #88
73930 Blinker
Only one Go Ahead Eagles
pi_25706372
Blink 182


Mothers Day

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin'' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

i'll be Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
  donderdag 24 maart 2005 @ 14:10:10 #89
73930 Blinker
Only one Go Ahead Eagles
pi_25706415
Nog eentje:

Blink 182 - Grandpa

Unos, dos, tres, quarto,
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to felate him
And stick a finger or 2 in his ass

CHORUS:
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want
A dirty greasy finger in his ass
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed


Repeat chorus

This is fuckin' stupid man
I can't believe you'd have
Sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
What's he gonna do
Take out his false teeth
And just lay them on
The side of your bed
Man, he'd like to fuck
You up the butt
I mean, I would
Come in and watch
And masturbate and cum
All over the place
This is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even gonna have
Sex with my mom tonight
Man this is stupid
I hate you


Een erg gevoelig nummer
pi_25719141
vond het altijd zo een vreselijk gaaf nummer, maar toen ik de tekst las krabte ik me toch wel ff achter de oren:

STRUNG OUT LYRICS

"Ultimate Devotion"

One o one point one Fahrenheit
To some it's a fever, to her it's just right
And I can't hold her
And it's bringin' me down
Her blood runs hot but her heart beats cold
A devil with an angels face I've been told
I think I'll press my luck next time you're around

I'd walk through fire for you
I'd burn in hell to make it all true
I never loved anyone else in this world but you
A thousand reasons why I try to prove to you
I'm not the other guy
I don't give a damn what other people think

A flare for the strange and a temper like a whip
A soft hand clutches a riding crop grip
Smell of latex rubber-drives me insane
Beat him once then send him on his way
There's no room in your life for anyone to stay
Engrave your moniker in welts of pain

There's nothin I wouldn't do to prove
To make these words I promised true
I'd rather live my life alone than without you
You know I'd rather die then to fuck this up
wouldn't get another try
Got one chance there's nothing I wouldn't do

You be my master I'll be your servant
On my knees I beg to be abused
You can take the skin right off my back
With a riding crop or a leather strap
I'd take it all just to be with you

I'd walk through fire for you
I'd burn in hell to make it all true
I never loved anyone else in this world but you
A thousand reasons why I try to prove to you
I'm not the other guy
You're my goddess and I worship you.
Hoeveel jonko's moeten we smoken, voordat we vrij zijn, van dit regime?
  zaterdag 26 maart 2005 @ 18:15:12 #91
117876 Riverpoet31
Iedere stap is vrede
pi_25761806
Prince is / was (?) natuurlijk een grote geilneef, ik heb geen zin om hele teksten te typen, dus hier wat 'extreme' voorbeelden:

- Lets pretend were married: I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth
- Hot with U: Oh, i wanna get hot with you, get you underneath the cream and whooo...
- Jack u off: reffrein: Jack u off, Jack u off, Jack u off, Jack u off ;-)
- I wanna melt with you: ooh, look there is a river of blood, oh no what i am guilty off?
- Do me baby: de hele tekst, met sexgeluiden
- Come: de hele tekst, met slurp / befgeluiden eb teksten als 'can i fuck you baby? can i suck you baby?'
- Orgasm: het hele nummer is eigenlijk niet meer dan een vrouw die klaarkomt
- Do it all night: de tekst zeg voldoende....lol
- Feel u up: hij heeft de titel 'gekuist' maar zingt echt: I dont really want to be your lover, I only want to fill you up
- Head: every day and night i give you head, till you cant get enough (head = beffen of pijpen)
- It: i want to do It baby all the time, gues when we do it babe, its so devine
- Get off: 23 positions in a one night stand
- When 2 R in Love: the thought of his tongue in the V of his love, in his mind...

En.....zo kan ik nog wel uren doorgaan....lol.. Prince had redacteur bij de Playboy moeten worden ;-)
  zaterdag 26 maart 2005 @ 18:20:54 #92
117876 Riverpoet31
Iedere stap is vrede
pi_25761929
Nog een paar meer onverwachte van REM:
- Star me Kitten: zou eigenlijk 'Fuck me Kitten' moeten zijn
- Tongue: over dat zelfs lelijke meisjes sex kunnen krijgen en gebefd kunnen worden
- Circus Envy: ik kan foutzitten, maar volgens mij gaat dat nummer over een man die graag bij het circus wil werken om beesten te kunnen neuken ;-)
  zaterdag 26 maart 2005 @ 18:22:28 #93
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_25761965
Je zou even een paar teksten kunnen googlen natuurlijk.... copy & paste en ze staan zomaar in dit topic

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zaterdag 26 maart 2005 @ 18:25:09 #94
117876 Riverpoet31
Iedere stap is vrede
pi_25762019
Nog eentje, een klassieke rocksong 'Moondance' van Van Morrison, klinkt als een liefdesnummer, maar hij zingt toch telkens 'I wanna rock your gypsy soul'.....sex met een zigeunermeisje onder het maanlicht....of zoiets...lol
  woensdag 30 maart 2005 @ 22:25:16 #95
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_25867703
The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Carolyn's Bootie

I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom)
Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis
She's got the curves just like on the Venus de Milo (Venus de Milo)

Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on

I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was getting dressed for work in my room (in my room)
I saw the moonbeam shine on her bootie,
I saw the sunbeam shine on her butt, I like it (me like it)

Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
I wanna kiss some bootie

Curvaceous
So delicious
Mmmm Nutritious
B-b-b-b-b-b-bodacious
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_25867765
GWAR!

"Your womb is a membrane, I must penetrate!
Your womb is a sewer, I grunt at the grate!
Your womb is a sewer, your womb is manure!
But still... I am worse!"
pi_25881298
The Police-Sally

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.
pi_25881531
Lustra - Scotty Doesn't Know
(eurotrip Soundtrack)

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZF1O3DGFY&feature=related
pi_25881682
Schandalig eigenlijk dat ie er niet in staat nog, maar ok; alsnog dan maar
Mousse T vs Hot n Juicy - Horny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZF1O3DGFY&feature=related
  zondag 22 mei 2005 @ 23:28:42 #100
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_27260547
Adam Ant - Strip


It’s at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let’s loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries

We’re just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We’re just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh

When it gets so hot the end of the day
You may find your clothes getting in the way
If a pretty dress hides your true desire
Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire

We don’t need to see what the butler saw
Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor
All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
Are no substitute for our rendezvous

If you think it’s cheap or a bit risque
Please don’t say a word I’ll just slip away
I am not a man who believes in lies
Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes

Don’t freeze up girl, you’re looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 22 mei 2005 @ 23:47:51 #101
121125 Gimmick
I am vomit vomiting
pi_27261125
Jeff Buckley - Your Flesh is so nice

I want to tell you a story
About a little cutey
She's ass-slappin' pretty
And voluptous fingers
Wanna let her lick me
Stick the thick of my pussy
From across the street
She looks good enough to eat me
Kitty! Your flesh is so nice
Your flesh is so nice
Let me take a bite
Your flesh is so nice.
Oh, I take off my belt
Oh, I whip the staircase
(whip the staircase)
Kill all the men
Everything's dead to them
You're the only one I follow
Come on and let me give you that O.
Your flesh is so nice
I wanna take you twice
Your flesh is so nice
Oooo your flesh is so nice
Your flesh is so nice
Wanna take a bite
Your flesh is so nice
Your flesh is so
Your flesh is so
Your flesh is so
Your flesh is so
Nice

Afschuwelijk nummer van de doorgaans wat subtielere Jeff Buckley. Ik vraag me af of hij het zo uit zou hebben gegeven.
I am a black hole shitting into the void
pi_27266470
Artist: Kelis

Song: In Public

See its this thing (Kelis)
I like bein seen outside
I'm my ride
I like it everywhere (Ohh Yeah Let's Go)

He was next to me
I thought i was suppose to leave aroung 2:53
All I wanted to see
Is what would he do if i dropped down to my knees
I wanna play a game
I someone coming it don't matter all the same
Try something fun with me
Let's take our clothes off all over the balcony

Let's get it on in public
Just let it go I promise that you'll love it
Oh daddy don't you wanna be my soldier
Ooh let's get it on in public Ooh

Don't try to run from me
I'll make your toes curl up and make your body scream
Come take a walk with me
We can do it over there by all the trees
Drive this car real fast
I'll lay my head down and ill make your body blast ow

Let's get it on in public
Just let it go I promise that you'll love it
Oh daddy don't you wanna be my soldier
Ooh let's get it on in public Ooh

Let's make a movie baby
Can we get away with it (Open your legs) (I'll be your animal)
All lights on
I like it when we do it to this song
Let's make a movie baby
Can we get away with it (Your so nasty)
All lights on
I like it when we do it to this song (Talk To Me)

[Nas]
The pussy in the mouth, that is the question
Like Shakespeare but my erection is the case here
I ain't got time to drive you all the way home
But instead i can drive you to a club bathroom or a resturant mens room
Then I can zoom in your woon
We both get what we want
Then we can assume
We doin what we want
Smokin that bud and chillin'
But first I gotta nut before anything you willin?
You wit it, said it like behavior
You shake, I forgot who the sexy beast ma who slays ya
This is for the major who love the natural love makein
Outdoors, On the hood of your car
Nas is good at it all when it comes to gettin it raw
Do I have to convince ya naw
We don't need hotel key
We jump in the truck and stay in everything up
Slide your g string

Let's get it on in public
Just let it go I promise that you'll love it
Oh daddy don't you wanna be my soldier
Ooh let's get it on in public Ooh
Let's get it on in public
Just let it go I promise that you'll love it
Oh daddy don't you wanna be my soldier
Ooh let's get it on in public Ooh

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  maandag 23 mei 2005 @ 21:15:24 #103
35662 Heintje
Gears of War.
pi_27288546
quote:
Op vrijdag 4 februari 2005 22:55 schreef DEAVELOFHEAVEN het volgende:
Ik dacht gelijk aan ''The vagina song'' van de bloodhound gang,
helaas heb ik de songtekst niet kunnen vinden...
Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company,
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd,
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color,
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina,

Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese,
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only,
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner,
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat,
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap,
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough,
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up,
Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo,
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know,
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina,
Vagina vagina vagina vagina,
Vagina vagina vagina vagina.
Op vrijdag 1 juni 2007 11:29 schreef Tain het volgende:
Deze uitspraak mag hier ook wel staan
Spel- en typefouten voorbehouden.
  maandag 23 mei 2005 @ 22:03:46 #104
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_27290405
Anders erotisch....

De Dijk - Deze Stad


deze stad
altijd wat
niks van plan
toch weer plat
wil of niet
je gaat mee
deze stad
kent geen nee

en je weet wel dat het afloopt
met een koffer vol berouw

deze stad is een hele mooie vrouw

neonlicht
oogopslag
vlees is zwak
overstag
geen verweer
geen excuus
leven eens
leven nu

en wat draait ze met haar heupen
en wat sluit haar truitje nauw

deze stad is een veel te mooie vrouw
een veel te mooie vrouw
je geeft alles wat je hebt
maar zij geeft geen moer om jou

deze stad
meer dan zat
niks van plan
toch weer plat
graag of graag
ja of ja
deze stad kent
geen gena

en je weet wel hoe het afloopt
maar wat zijn haar ogen blauw

deze stad is een veel te mooie vrouw
een veel te mooie vrouw
je geeft alles wat je hebt
maar zij geeft geen moer om jou
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 23 mei 2005 @ 22:09:09 #105
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_27290583
De Dijk - Hunker

het zingt in de lucht
het druipt van de muren
het valt uit de tassen
van de mensen op straat
het staat in de ogen
van de jongens in disco's
meisjes in tricots
strak van gelaat

het galmt door de gangen
van de flats en de metro's
het schreeuwt van de daken
het scheurt in de auto's

het zingt in de lucht
het knalt door de muren
het hangt in de huizen
het kruipt waar het gaat
het knaagt in fabrieken
het zeurt in de kroegen
het sist als een druppel
op een gloeiende plaat

willen maar niet kunnen
er moet gauw iets gebeuren
deze wereld te krap
geen lucht te veel deuren
het laat niet meer los als het toeslaat
het laat niet meer los

hunker
hunker

het zingt in de lucht
het druipt van de muren
het valt uit de tassen
van de mensen op straat
het staat in de ogen
van de jongens in disco's
meisjes in tricots
strak van gelaat

het smoort op het asfalt
op zaterdagmorgen
het komt met een klap
en het gaat niet meer zonder
het laat niet meer los als het toeslaat
het laat niet meer los

hunker
hunker

willen maar niet kunnen
er moet gauw iets gebeuren
deze wereld te krap
geen lucht te veel deuren
het zit diep van binnen
te stuiten naar buiten
dat groene reptiel
dat bijt en dat zuigt
aan de punt van je ziel
het laat niet meer los als het toeslaat
het laat niet meer los

hunker
hunker


LENTE !!!!
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 23 mei 2005 @ 22:27:47 #106
45089 koston
CTRL + W
pi_27291302
Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy. Niet echt erotisch, het is een soort van ode aan haar vibrator. Echt een geweldig grappig nummer
"The smoking of powerful hashish should be saved until after yr. return from the drive, when nerve-ends are crazy & raw."
Hunter S. Thompson
  maandag 23 mei 2005 @ 22:31:32 #107
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_27291435
quote:
Op maandag 23 mei 2005 22:27 schreef koston het volgende:
Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy. Niet echt erotisch, het is een soort van ode aan haar vibrator. Echt een geweldig grappig nummer
Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy

sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.

and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_27291741
Ying Yang Twins-Wait

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I dont mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]

You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies
pi_27313554
Nog geen Type O Negative!?!?!

Bij deze dan.


Type O Negative - October Rust - Love you to Death


In her place one hundred candles burning
As salty sweat drips from her breast
Her hips move and I can feel what they're saying, swaying
They say the beast inside of me's gonna get ya, get ya, get...

Black lipstick stains her glass of red wine
I am your servant, may I light your cigarette?
Those lips smooth, yeah I can feel what you're saying, praying
They say the beast inside of me's gonna get ya, get ya, get...

I beg to serve, your wish is my law
Now close those eyes and let me love you to death
Shall I prove I mean what I'm saying, begging
I say the beast inside me's gonna get ya, get ya, get...

Let me love you too
Let me love you to death

Hey am I good enough
for you?
Hey am I good enough
for you?
Am I?
Am I?
Am I good enough
for you?
underground forever baby
pi_27313987
En nog een:

Type O Negative - October Rust - Be my druidess


Be my druidess
Be my everything
Be my druidess
Be mine

Around the pyre, a circle of thirteen
Throughout these woods, ecstatic screams
I look deeply into your eyes
I smell your hair, caress your thighs

Now we'll make love by fire light
A blaze so high it lights the night
Long fingernails dug in my skin
Yourself so wet invites me in

Our lust increased feeds desire
As we combust, yeah we on fire
I feel you shake so deep inside
Ooh scream my name and squeeze me tight

I'll do anything to make you come
underground forever baby
  woensdag 25 mei 2005 @ 13:06:32 #111
119411 Paradijsvogeltje
is veilig geland!
pi_27336931
System of a Down - Violent Pornography.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody dies

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV
It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV
It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that's on your TV
It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit thatÕs on you TV

It's on the TV
Fuck
Turn off you TV
Can you say "brainwashing?"

Helloween - Just a little sign.

Here I stand alone again
Hundreds all around (hundreds all around)
Didn't come here to make a friend
But to listen to the sound (listen to the sound)

Something's growing in my pants
As she looks into my eyes
Now I smile the whole damn night
But my dream acts cold as ice

It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine
It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine
Just a little sign

Shouldn't I dare to talk to her
But what is it I would say (is it I would say)
Surely I'd look like a clown
For my smiles freeze on my face

It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine
It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine
Just a little sign

It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine

It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine
It's time for just a little sign
It's time, make believe the world is mine
Just a little sign
Just a little sign

Die van Helloween is op zich niet zo opvallend, maar toch... En sorry voor de grootte van de post.

[ Bericht 40% gewijzigd door Paradijsvogeltje op 25-05-2005 13:09:44 (foutje) ]
Deze user werd mede mogelijk gemaakt door Yvonne. Bedankt!
Like does the man say 'Is now the time to take of my pants?' ...'Yes.', I said.
  vrijdag 15 juli 2005 @ 01:59:44 #112
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_28819819
N.E.R.D. - Truth Or Dare

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm on the dance floor burning up
Music turn it up
Baby I'm
Real hot so is it my turn to touch you
Baby you
Look like you're buzzin on Ex with 3D effects
Baby you
Look like you have no clue of what comes next
Me and my dogs will be there
Tell your girls prepare to share
We'll play the dancing truth or dare
If someone's standing there, stare say
Hey baby what's your name
Don't stand looking insane
Do you want to ride the train
Welcome to the fast lane
If you're in love beware
'Cause these people they don't care
All hands in the air
This is what we call truth or dare

I am the one with the brightest hair, leather I don't care
Baby I
Don't ever want to take the shirt off
That's my dare
You got a girl but you touching me like you don't care,
Baby you
Do you
But just don't get caught out there

Me and my girls will be there
Tell your boys prepare to share
We'll play the dancing truth or dare
If someone's standing there, stare say
Hey baby what's your name
Don't stand looking insane
Do you want to ride the train
Welcome to the fast lane
If you're in love beware
'Cause these people they don't care
All hands in the air
This is what we call truth or dare

[4x]
Come on Come on
Baby shake it up

Man, I got ten surrounding me
Hounding me
Center of attention
A riot it's bound to be
Though I'm in the middle
My jewels you're bound to see
In a pool of women
All of them drowning me
I'm ho hoppin', flip floppin', ho hoppin'
Now her head in my lap boppin'
I ain't one to care
I ain't used to fair
Baby you can keep the truth
Choose the dare

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Me and my dogs will be there tell your girls prepare to share
Me and my girls will be there tell your boys prepare to share
We'll play the dancing truth or dare
If someone's standing there, stare say
Hey baby what's your name
Don't stand looking insane
Do you want to ride the train, welcome to the fast lane
If you're in love beware
'Cause these people they don't care
All hands in the air
This is what we call truth or dare

[4x]
Come on Come on
Baby shake it up

[4x]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  vrijdag 15 juli 2005 @ 07:48:39 #113
125126 Mr-Coffee
pissing people off since 1980
pi_28821459
Cannibal Corpse

2. Fucked With A Knife

[Music by Webster]

No escape from your fate
Destined to be mine
Every night I want to see
In the night, watching
Stalking your every move
I know when you're alone
All alone

Tied tight to the bed
Legs spread open
Bruised flesh, lacerations
Skin stained with blood
I'm the only one you love
I feel her heart beating
my knife deep inside
Her crotch is bleeding

She liked the way it felt inside her
Fucking her, harder, harder

She liked the way it felt inside her
Fucking her, harder, harder

Stick it in
Rip the skin
Carve and twist
Torn flesh
From behind
I cut her crotch
In her ass I stuck my cock
Killing as I cum
Set Sail, For Fail.
JA NOU EN,IS GOED VOOR JE!!
pi_28826093
T-Spoon - Sex on the beach

Oh We Oh We Oh - Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Oh We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight


Rap King Lover:

Real And Crucial People!
Original King Lover Talkin' Upon The Microphone
Yes Me Come Like Al Capone
And Me Sing:


Linda:

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach


Greg:

I Never Gonna Leave You Alone
The Tide Is High And The Groove Is On
She Said Her Name Was Cindy
"Would You Like A Drink Of Me?"
Bikini On The Left, Daquiri On The Right
Come And Give Me Lovin' All Through The Night
Do The Wild Thing, Dingalingaling
Girl I Wanna Hear You Sing


Rap King Lover:

Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!

Greg:

Girl I Wanna Hear You Sing


Chorus Linda:

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party Tonight!


O We Oh We Oh - Real And Crucial People!
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party
O We Oh We Oh
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight


Greg:

I Met A Girl Named Eden
She Came Straight From Sweden
I Gave Her Cuba Libre
Now She Does Everything I Say - Eh
Ding Dong, A Ring Dong
Come Baby Come, No You Can't Go Wrong
Do The Wild Thing, Take A Little Swim
Girl I'm Gonna Make You Sing

Rap King Lover:

Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!


Greg:

Girl I'm Gonna Make You Sing


Chorus

Rap King Lover:

Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!
Them Humphrey Shake Them Bumper Today
All Of The Girl With Da Sexy Body
Old A Punny, Anny Nanny, Air Make Me See
Jump And Check Out And Wiggle Your Belly
To All The Lovers In This Party


Linda:

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach


King Lover:
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!


I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party Tonight


O We Oh We Oh - Real And Crucial People!
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party
O We Oh We Oh
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight
  donderdag 21 juli 2005 @ 22:51:58 #115
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_29024007
SpaceKees & Terilekst - Ik wil een meisje

Boem, daar kom ik aan, terug van weggeweest - is Kees
Potverdorie zeg, ja man
Kom ik aan hè

Ik kom terug met een bek met een dubbel zo droog vermogen, dubbel zo grote kloten
Je mag hopen dat 'k niet ga stoken
Die m'n ogen uitstak hebben dat niet gesnopen
Geef me een vrouw, want ik ben opgewonden en ik ben stout

Nee je bent flauw

Fok dat, donder op voordat ik je been kapottrap

Je trapt helemaal niks jongen

Ga uit m'n weg
Ik ben geil en ik wil met een vrouw naar bed
Dus druk m'n pret a.u.b. nou niet
Hee hoe zorg ik ervoor dat die fles nou niet vacuum schiet?

Ja, gebruik maar een kunstpik
Ik weet zeker dat je stompie de kunst niet flikt

Ach, zolang het maar klikt ben ik tevreden
Zolang ik de klit kan vinden daar beneden loop het wel los
Ook al ben ik wat onzeker of ze met de grootte van m'n worst wel kan leven
Voor de rest ben ik vrij van gêne
Dat wil zeggen; ze zal me snel kennen maar nooit eraan wennen
Ik zal me snel strekken tot in de verte
Zoek een perfecte plaats om te sexen
Oeh dat wordt lekker in de jaccuzi met de banaan gaan
als tutti frutti, zittend of staand
Van jaloezie blauw zijn haar vriendinnen
Als de zon ondergaat kus ik haar gauw
Ik heb niks nodig, behalve een vrouw

refrein:
Ik wil een meisje (zeker)
Ik wil een meisje
Ik wil een meisje (ik wil er een)
Ik wil een meisje

Ej gast wanneer zie je 't nou 'es in
Maakt niet uit wat je zingt, je krijgt nooit een vriendin

Hoezo?

Je bent rot en flink over de top

Ja, natuurlijk komt het jou uit je strot
maar de vrouwen vinden dat romantisch

Echt niet, mijn vriendin zegt vind je ook dat Kees irritant is?

Echt niet!

Echt wel!

Wel verdomme!

Nee de wereld is nog niet vrij van wonderen
Neem dit advies
Probeer het niet zo hard
Dan komt dat meisje van jou vanzelf op je pad

Shit, nou hang je mij de keel uit
Als je heelhuids hier wil vertrekken zou ik maar gaan

Ja

Neem 't nou maar van me aan

Nee, mijn manieren zijn helemaal niet zo vreemd

Ja...

Ik ben niet vreemd!

Ja maar, hey...

Ik ben niet
Ik ben niet vreemd!

(godver)

refrein:
Ik wil een meisje
Ik wil een meisje (lijkt me fantastisch)
Ik wil een meisje (dat wil ik)
Ik wil een meisje

Je bent daar buiten, ergens, dat meisje dat zich niet aan me ergert
moet toch bestaan?
Hoe kom ik aan je?
Hoe maak ik je mijn aanstaande?

Aanstaande?

Wederhelft, weet het wel
Ik ben stoer, zeker wel

't Is gewoon dat ik niet weet hoe ik me moet gedragen soms, weet je?

refrein:
Ik wil een meisje (geef me 'dr nou een)
Ik wil een meisje
Ik wil een meisje (ik wil er een)
Ik wil een meisje

refrein
Kees leefde nog lang en gelukkig
Zonder een vriendin
Hij was te kieskeurig
Of zij waren te lelijk, ik weet het ook niet
Achja, fok it
De lijfspreuk van Kees en meerdere mensen die stoer zijn
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_29024845
Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl
quote:

Shame, such a shame
I think I kind of lost myself again
Day, yesterday
Really should be leaving but I stay

Say, say my name
I need a little love to ease the pain
I need a little love to ease the pain
It's easy to remember when it came

'Cause it feels like I've been
I've been here before
You are not my savior
But I still don't go

Feels like something
That I've done before
I could fake it
But I still want more

Fade, made to fade
Passion's overrated anyway
Say, say my name
I need a little love to ease the pain
I need a little love to ease the pain
It's easy to remember when it came

'Cause it feels like I've been
I've been here before
You are not my savior
But I still don't go, oh

I feel live something
That I've done before
I could fake it
But I still want more, oh.
't Is maar net welke betekenis je er zelf aan wilt geven...
pi_29038537
Veel nummers van Goldfrapp zijn echt sexy en behoorlijk dubbelzinnig!

Goldfrapp - Twist
Before you go and leave this town
I want to see you one more time
Put your dirty angel face
Between my legs and knicker lace

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it around again and again
Twist it around again and again

I want to run away with you
Your caravan and rabbit stew
Don't but me candyfloss or bears
Swarfega fingers I want you there

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it around again and again
Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it around again and again
Twist it around again and again

Oh I love you honey

Ride me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it around again and again
Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it around again and again
Twist it around again and again
Twist it around again and again
pi_29038627
Of deze:
20 Fingers feat. Roula - Lick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da ?
Baby work it

I met a real cutie
He had a nice tight booty
He seemed to be the freaky lover type
Let's cut right through the chase
C'mon and get a taste
You've got to face it
So that I can get hype

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da ?
Baby work it, baby work it ?
Baby work it, baby work it ?

Before you can stick and move
You gotta grin in the groove
You know men are dogs
So go bark up somebody else's tree
Here boy come and get it

Come on and show ur ableAnd go below my navel
Don't be a tease just give me what I like
I'm full of freakiness
So give my cat a kiss
And make me purr
So we can do this right

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
  Licht Ontvlambaar vrijdag 22 juli 2005 @ 15:17:50 #119
94264 Uzumaki_Naruto
Fearless Vampire Killer
pi_29041367
Zilch-Inside The Pervert Mound

SUCK.

She can suck holes in my world...
She can twist my nerves like wires
Everybody crawls up and down the walls
Up and down the cracks in each other back
In and out the holes in everybodys souls

INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND

She excites the pervert inside of me.
She knows how to make me howl...
All of the insects.... crawling on her sex
Up and down the scars like spiders with guitars
In and out the holes in everybodys souls

INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND

She lets me know that she think I'm a zero...
In electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto...
Like spiders and flies
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK

INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
IT'S SUCH A PERFECT SOUND
INSIDE HER PERFECT MIND
INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND.

She can smell shame inside of me
She can tell I'm a liar
Everybody babble speedfreaks playing scrabble
Up and down the rips
In baby Jesus lips
In and out the holes
In everybodys souls

INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND

She lets me know that she think I'm a zero...
In electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto...
Like spiders and flies
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK

NSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
IT'S SUCH A PERFECT SOUND
INSIDE HER PERFECT MIND
INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND.

SUCK.
last.fm
muziek weblog
(Onbekende) psychedelische meesterwerkjes
Toffee Sunday Smash Dutch Psych Special Online!!
  zaterdag 23 juli 2005 @ 03:11:18 #120
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_29056661
Peggy Lee - Fever

Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's so hard to bear

You give me fever, when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night

Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
My eyes light up when you call my name
'Cause I know you're gonna treat me right

Everybody's got the fever
That is something you should know
Fever isn't such a new scene
Fever started long ago

Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet, she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said, "Julie baby, you're my flame"

Captain smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said, daddy oh don't you dare
"He gives me fever
"With his kisses
"Fever when he holds me tight
"Fever, I'm his missus
"So, daddy, won't you treat him right"

Fever, when you kiss them
Fever, if you live and learn
Fever, 'til you sizzle
What a lovely way to burn

* ondeugend met vingers knipt
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_29334105
Toontje Lager - Reperteer


Tussen Betuws ooft zijgt mijn lichaam in het gras
(Miljarden sterren flonk'ren op het purperen gewas)
Zwijgend komt mijn lief, zwevend als een veer
(Haar kolossale borsten deinen op en neer)

(Diediediep, diediediediep)
(Diediediep, diediediediep)
(Diediediep, diediediediep)
(Diediediep, diediep)

Ver van aards geweld waar zij een nachtgewaad
(Serene schouders lonken naar mijn hunkerend gelaat)
We worden samen een oh verrukkelijk bestaan
(Maar na een stroef kwartiertje is het met de pret gedaan)

refr.:
Wie heeft dan die macht, wie weet het geheim
Telkenmale val ik na de eerste keer in zwijm
Wie heeft dan die macht, wie weet het geheim
Het produceren continue van levenscheppend slijm

Oh, waarom zal 't duren, dan pas komt mijn wensen uit
(Ik kan er niet meer tegen, tussen al dat Betuws fruit)
Haar goddelijke handen, arbeid is ten spijt
(Het blijft tevergeefs hoe ze omkweet en kwijt)

refr.(3x)Tussen Betuws ooft zijgt mijn lichaam in het gras
(Miljarden sterren flonk'ren op het purperen gewas)
Zwijgend komt mijn lief, zwevend als een veer
(Haar kolossale borsten deinen op en neer)

(Diediediep, diediediediep)
(Diediediep, diediediediep)
(Diediediep, diediediediep)
(Diediediep, diediep)

Ver van aards geweld waar zij een nachtgewaad
(Serene schouders lonken naar mijn hunkerend gelaat)
We worden samen een oh verrukkelijk bestaan
(Maar na een stroef kwartiertje is het met de pret gedaan)

refr.:
Wie heeft dan die macht, wie weet het geheim
Telkenmale val ik na de eerste keer in zwijm
Wie heeft dan die macht, wie weet het geheim
Het produceren continue van levenscheppend slijm

Oh, waarom zal 't duren, dan pas komt mijn wensen uit
(Ik kan er niet meer tegen, tussen al dat Betuws fruit)
Haar goddelijke handen, arbeid is ten spijt
(Het blijft tevergeefs hoe ze omkweet en kwijt)
  Overall beste user 2022 maandag 1 augustus 2005 @ 20:19:45 #122
3928 Ulx
you aint no punk you punk
pi_29335004
AC/DC

She take you down easy
Going down to her knees
Going down to the devil
Down down to ninety degrees
Oh, She's blowing me crazy
Till my ammunition is dry

Oh, She's using her head again
She's using her head
Oh, She's using her head again

CHORUS:
I'm just a givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
I'm just a givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
I'm just a givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone

Yeow

She's no Mona Lisa
No, She's no Playboy star
But she'll send you to heaven
Then explode you to Mars

Oh, She's using her head again
Using her head again
She's using her head
Using her head again
Oh, She's using her head again
Using her head

CHORUS

Let's go
Oooh, oh, oh, oh

She got the power of union
Yeah, She only hits when it's hot
And if she likes what you're doing
Yeah, She'll give you alot
(Given everything she got)

I've just given the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
I've just given the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
I'm just givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
I'm just a givin' the dog a bone
Givin' the dog a bone
I'm just a given a dog
Givin' a dog
Givin' a dog
Ooooh
I'm just a givin' a dog a bone
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
pi_29335621
Dikke lul band:

Pijpe Beffe Wippe Lekker Naaie!
Neuke Trekke Dikke Tiete Graaie......

meer heb ik niet toe te voegen aan dit topic
Een begrip dat iedereen anders interpreteerd, en waar ieder een eigen draai aan kan geven.
pi_29370848
Karen Finley - Tales Of Taboo
Heb nog twee of drie verschillende versies op een tape staan .
Jammer dat ik de lyrics hier niet bij kan zetten ! Dat zou me teveel tijd kosten (luisteren/opschrijven/terugspoelen/wieder mahl luisteren ... enz)
pi_29371249
Diesel Boy - Rubbing The Elf (afkomstig van Venus Envy)
Take no prisoners... take no shit!
  zondag 18 september 2005 @ 22:49:20 #126
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_30711568
Jimi Hendrix - You Got Me Floatin'

You got me floatin' round and round,
Always up, you never let me down
The amazing thing, you turn me on naturally,
And I kiss you when I please.

You got me floatin' round and round,
You got me floatin' never down
You got me floatin' naturally
You got me floatin' float to please

You got me floatin' across and through
You make me float right on up to you
There's only one thing I need to really get me there,
Is to hear you laugh without a care.

You got me floatin' round and round,
You got me floatin' never down
You got me floatin' naturally
You got me floatin' float to please

You got me floatin' round and round,
You got me floatin' never down
You got me floatin' naturally
You got me floatin' float to please

Now your Daddy's cool, and your Mamma's no fool,
They both know I'm heads over heels for you,
And when the day melts down into a sleepy red glow,
That's when my desires start to show.

You got me floatin' round and round,
You got me floatin' never down
You got me floatin' naturally
You got me floatin' float to please.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 19 september 2005 @ 00:07:08 #127
117776 OFfSprngr
Meest boze Punker van Fok!
pi_30714123
Slayer - I'm Gonna Be Your God (I Wanna Be Your Dog) (orgineel van Iggy Pop (Ascii Disco heeft ook coole cover))
quote:
I'm all jacked up
I want you here
In my room I want you dear

And now it's time to bury my face
Between your legs
With my tongue in that special place

Now I'm gonna be your God
Now I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your God

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
To feel that warm deep throat action
Now I'm ready to make you cum
And fuck like dogs all night long

Now I'm gonna be your God
Now I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your fucking God

I'm all jacked up
I want you here
In my room
I want you dear

Now I'm ready to make you cum
And fuck like dogs all night long

I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your fucking God
Marduk - Bleached Bones.
quote:
Loving the dead
A torso, a hand or a severed head
The cemetery girls don't say no to their fate
When their bodies gets too rotten
Their skeletons do great

Lurking in the shadows with you on my mind
I'm engulfed by your beauty:
I'm a man who's gone blind
Watching you move so graceful this night
I'm going to catch you how I long for this fight
Smelling your hair as I'm working my knife
I adore how you scream when I take your life

How I love your pale white skin
And the emptiness in your lifeless eyes
And how I love the warmth within
Like the blood that sprayed
When you stopped your cries

Your naked corpse is as beautiful
As the down when it comes with the first sunray
But it was your peeled bleached bones
That really took my breath away

Admiring your beauty my wonderful rose
Oh what pleasures you'll give me
Before you decompose
But the darkness has fallen and the clock strikes ten
Excuse me may daring but the shadows
Are calling again

How I love your pale white skin
And the emptiness in your lifeless eyes
And how I love the warmth within
Like the blood that the sprayed
When you stopped your cries

Your naked corpse as beautiful
As the down when it comes with the firs sunray
But it was your peeled bleached bones
That really blew my mind away

How I love your pale white skin
And the emptiness in your lifeless eyes
And how I love the warmth within
Like the blood that sprayed
When you stopped your cries

Your naked corpse as beautiful
As the down when it comes with the firs sunray
But it was your peeled bleached bones
That really stole my heart away
Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra
quote:
Everynight with my star friends
We eat caviar and drink champage
Sniffing in the VIP area
We talk about Frank Sinatra..
"You know Frank Sinatra?"
He's dead!
Hahahahaha!
dead.

To be famous is so nice
Suck my dick, kiss my ass
In limosines we have sex
everynight with my famous friends
Nice...

Suck my dick, kiss my ass
So nice...
VIP area...
Frank... Frank Sinatra

Motherfuckers are so nice
Suck my dick, lick my ass
In the mix we have sex....
Everynight with my favorite friends..

Frank.. Frank.. Frank Sinatra

Everynight with my star friends
Shake your body like the dance
Stupid smiles and autographs
This is a song for France
Everynight with my star friends
In Limosines we have sex.
You must learn to live with your own conscience, your own morality, your own decision, your own self. You alone can do it. There is no authority but yourself!
http://www.last.fm/user/OFfSprngr
.
.
  maandag 19 september 2005 @ 00:29:15 #128
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_30714733
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 19 september 2005 @ 00:35:12 #129
105963 doppelgänger
huilen met de kraan open
pi_30714833
studentikoos en kleinburgelijk-geluk tegelijkertijd maar toch vind ik em leuk..:

Hermes House Band - De douche

Het water stroomt, een natte droom van jou en mij
Jij wast je schoon, heel ongewoon: ik ben erbij
Want het water spat, we worden lekker nat

refrain:
Onder de douche, samen met jou
Onder de douche met jou

Je lichaam bruin, het witte schuim, je bent zo glad
En na de douche, dan nemen wij een bubbelbad
Voor ons geen tranendal, alleen maar waterval

refrain

refrain

Spetter, spetter, spatter, spatter
Kletter, kletter, klater, klater
Alle, alle eendjes, die zwemmen, zwemmen in het water

Spetter, spetter, spatter, spatter
Kletter, kletter, klater, klater
Alle, alle eendjes, die zwemmen, zwemmen in het water

De kraan gaat uit, je droogt je af, we gaan naar bed
Voordat je 't weet, wordt het te heet, weer waterpret
'k Zet de kraan weer aan, ga d'r maar onder staan

refrain (3x)

Onder de douche, samen met jou
Heeft U wat zeep mevrouw?
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
pi_30718821
quote:
Op maandag 20 december 2004 11:27 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
Wel de teksten er bij graag
Daar gaat het immers om.

The Police - Roxanne

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
You don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Er is niks erotisch aan deze tekst
Wel erotisch:

Brigitte Kaandorp & Herman Finkers - Erotisch duet
Lyrics zijn onvindbaar
http://www.last.fm/user/Teije
CYBERNATIONS! >> Staatsinrichting voor beginners, FOK! style << CYBERNATIONS!
  zondag 25 september 2005 @ 21:45:32 #131
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_30927871
Queens Of the Stone Age - Skin On Skin

From the moment you said "why haven't you kissed me yet?"
I knew i'd wipe that paint from your lips
I stare the lids off your eyes, gone down on your dirty mind
& end up between you hips
Handfuls of sweat tangled hair, anytime, anywhere
I wanna lick you too much baby
I just play all alone, whispering for your moan
Forced to crawl down this line, just to touch

I can get in
I can't get out
I'm just sweating my sheets
I hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go baby
Twisted secret lives, the way you bat your eyes
Givin head givin head givin head

Watch you come from above
I'm so needy for love, i'm desperate,
Greedy in slavery
I sneak around from behind
I got a one track mind
We got a skin on skin thing baby
I wanna lick you too much
I hear you comin ooh aaaah baby
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 25 september 2005 @ 21:49:47 #132
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_30928007
Sarah Connor - French kissing

Come on, you say you love me
I make you believe that it's love you receive
Like a thief
I just take what I need
And when we're going tonight

Just an ordinary evening
I heard voices from the ceiling
And I really was believing
It was my mind playing tricks on me

Went upstairs just for receiving
Something told me you were leaving
So I looked out of my window
Just to see you there coming straight back to me

Do it, baby, do it
On the beach
Do it, baby, do it
Down on the street
Do it, baby, do it
You and me
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

Give it, baby, give it
In the car
Take it, baby, take it
Wherever you are
Give it, baby, give it
Got too far
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

All the people try to reach us
All the preachers try to teach us
They will never find the features
That make our love live eternally

You and me we live forever
Breakin' rules but stay together
So I miss your kiss and tell you this

Do it, baby, do it
On the beach
Do it, baby, do it
Down on the street
Do it, baby, do it
You and me
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

Give it, baby, give it
In the car
Take it, baby, take it
Wherever you are
Give it, baby, give it
Got too far
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

Romeo, lover, got up and kissed her
His Juliet girlfriend started to whisper
According to Cesar and to Cleopatra
I say the top of the pop is French kissing

Like Eve and Adam, seducation led 'em
And when they went to get down
They found their way to heaven
Do you want me to stop (no)
We're gonna do the French kissing

Do it, baby, do it
On the beach
Do it, baby, do it
Down on the street
Do it, baby, do it
You and me
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

Give it, baby, give it
In the car
Take it, baby, take it
Wherever you are
Give it, baby, give it
Got too far
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

You just wanna feel

Dup dup

Do it, baby, do it
On the beach
Do it, baby, do it
Down on the street
Do it, baby, do it
You and me
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing

Give it, baby, give it
In the car
Take it, baby, take it
Wherever you are
Give it, baby, give it
Got too far
We're gonna do what they call the French kissing
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 25 september 2005 @ 22:48:10 #133
128046 AnnaStesia
Superfunkycalifragisexy
pi_30929976
Prince:

Bambi
I knew from the start
That I loved you with all my heart
But you were untrue.
You had another lover and she looked just like you
Bambi, can't you understand?
Bambi, it's better with a man

It's so hard to believe
Maybe it's because you're so young
Or maybe I'm just too naive
Who's to say, maybe you're really having fun

Bambi, can't you understand?
Bambi, it's better with a man

All your lovers--they look just like you
But they can only do the things that you do
Come on, baby, and take me by the hand
I'm gonna show what it's like to be loved by a man

Bambi, I know what you need
Bambi, maybe you need to bleed

Yeah
  zondag 25 september 2005 @ 22:51:27 #134
128046 AnnaStesia
Superfunkycalifragisexy
pi_30930091
En nogmaals Prince
Hot with U

I wanna get hot with U
Get U underneath the cream and ooh
Get U doing things U thought U'd never do
Make U suck your tongue and say "ooh"
I wanna get hot with U
Take U upstairs 2 the 14th room
Multicolored lights and an ocean view
Ooh, I wanna get hot with U

I wanna get hot with U {4x}

I want 2 get hot with U
I wanna get U underneath the cream
And do the marshmallow
Ooh, I wanna get hot with U
I wanna get U 2 do something
U thought U'd never do
Like dance in front of my headlights
On a hot summer night ... nude
I wanna get hot with U

I wanna get hot with U
Get U underneath the cream and ooh
Get U doing things U thought U'd never do
Make U suck your tongue and say "ooh"
I wanna get hot with U
Take U upstairs 2 the 14th room
Multicolored lights and an ocean view
Ooh, I wanna get hot with U

I want 2 get hot with U
I wanna make U climb this chain around my waist
So I can prove that I'm the only one that brings out
The freak in U ...
I want 2 get hot with U

I wanna get hot with U {4x}

Know the body banging, got U singing
Ignore shouts from the neighbours, telephone ringing
Put me in positions thought I'd never do proper
Created a machine, now U know U can't stop her
Trying to turn me on - I never had this, so stop this
I'm supposed 2 tremble cuz they call U 'The Artist'?
Let's wild out - can U handle ruff riding?
Treat U like a freak of the week and had U hiding from me
I can do whatever U like, if U could take it
If I could be your girlfriend, U could catch me naked
Can't front sexually, I'd like a sample
But I don't think I'm ready 4 U 2 make me an example
I mean - come on - why front on
I'd never place time - queen in your life
I mean - will never
The days that U feeling for me ... mutually
That I'm ready 2 call U daddy
Even get got with U

Meet me early morning in a 4th dimension plane
Astral travelling hottie, I know U know my game
Underneath the cream I'll meet U
And then we'll rearrange
Everything U know of love
I'll give U reason 2 change

Hot with U
I wanna get hot with U
(I wanna, wanna ...)
I wanna get hot with U
(I want U)

I want 2 get hot with U
I wanna steal a kiss in the middle of an
Overcrowded room, yeah
That's what I wanna do, eye-eye
I wanna get hot with U
Hot with U, ooh

I wanna get hot with U
Get U underneath the cream and ooh
Get U doing things U thought U'd never do
Make U suck your tongue and say "ooh"
I wanna get hot with U
Take U upstairs 2 the 14th room
Multicolored lights and an ocean view
Ooh, I wanna get hot with U

Take a drive 2 the ocean
And drown U in a wave (Hot with U)
Of 100,000 compliments, boo
I want U every day (Hot with U)
2 be cool
And the only way 2 do that is every night (hot with U)
Get hot, get hot (Hot) with U (Hot)
Yeah baby

I wanna get hot with U
Get U underneath the cream and ooh
Get U doing things U thought U'd never do (Never)
Make U suck your tongue and say "ooh"
I wanna get hot with U
Take U upstairs 2 the 14th room (Oh, honey)
Multicolored lights and an ocean view (Can't U see)
Ooh, I wanna get hot with U

Hot with U
(I wanna get hot with U)

I wanna get hot with U
Get U underneath the cream and ooh
Get U doing things (ooh) U thought U'd never do
Make U suck your tongue and say "ooh" (ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Ooh, I wanna get hot with U

Wanna get hot with U
  maandag 26 september 2005 @ 00:30:09 #135
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_30933047
Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile Lyrics
Well, I'm a voodoo chile
Lord I'm a voodoo chile

Well, the night I was born
Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red
The night I was born
I swear the moon turned a fire red
Well my poor mother cried out "lord, the gypsy was right!"
And I seen her fell down right dead
(Have mercy)

Well, mountain lions found me there waitin'
And set me on a eagles back
Well, mountain lions found me there,
And set me on a eagles wing
(Its the eagles wing, baby, what did I say)
He took me past to the outskirts of infinity,
And when he brought me back,
He gave me a venus witch's ring
Hey!
And he said "Fly on, fly on"
Because I'm a voodoo chile, baby, voodoo chile
Hey!

Well, I make love to you,
And lord knows you'll feel no pain
Say, I make love to you in your sleep,
And lord knows you felt no pain
(Have mercy)
'Cause I'm a million miles away
And at the same time I'm right here in your picture frame
(Yeah! What did I say now)
'Cause I'm a voodoo chile
Lord knows I'm a voodoo chile

Well my arrows are made of desire
From far away as Jupiters sulphur mines
Say my arrows are made of desire, desire
From far away as Jupiters sulphur mines
(Way down by the Methabe Sea, yeah)
I have a humming bird and it hums so loud,
You think you were losing your mind, hmmm...

Well I float in liquid gardens
And Arizona new red sand
(Yeah)
I float in liquid gardens
Way down in Arizona red sand

Well, I taste the honey from a flower named Blue,
Way down in California
And the n New York drowns as we hold hands

'Cause I'm a voodoo chile
Lord knows I'm a voodoo chile
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  dinsdag 27 september 2005 @ 16:24:27 #136
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_30975540
Gewaagd voor zijn tijdsgewricht.

Louis Prima - Just A Gigolo

Everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

Paid for every dance
selling each romance
Oh what their saying

There will come a day
And youth will pass away
What will they say about me

When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
Life goes on without me

I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go
people know the part I'm playing
paid for every dance
starting each romance
oh what their saying

And there will come a day
And youth will pass away
What will they say about me

When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigalo
Life goes on without me

Cause I aint got nobody
oh and theres nobody cares for me
theres nobody cares for me

I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mamma
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

And I'll sing out, sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip bozadee bodzee bop le bop

I aint got nobody
oh and theres nobody cares for me
theres nobody cares for me

Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , theres nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely,
oh lonely, oh lonely, lonely lonely

Won't some sweet mama come and rescue me
cause I aint so bad

And I'll sing out
sweet love songs
all of the time
she will only be, only, only, only only be
baby, sugar darling

I aint got nobody baby
And there's nobody, there's nobody
there's nobody theres nobody
there's no one, there's no one
nobody, nobody, nobody
nobody cares for me
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  woensdag 5 oktober 2005 @ 15:21:14 #137
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_31205752
Tone-Loc - Wild Thing

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_31330385
nofx - my vagina

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don’t get
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lots of extra skin. they took my
Outtie and made it and made it in. turning dounie into
Marie osmand
Operation succesfull, but now I gotta pee thru a
Miniature hole, gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when I wipe my ass I go from
Front to back cause I don’t wanna bladder infection
I never tought I’d miss my vas deferans
I trade it for a pair of huge kins cans
Now I got to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now I show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think I’m kinda weird but that’s
Ok with me cause now I kick their ass from the ladies tee there’s
Nothing finer than having a vagina
geen/?
  maandag 10 oktober 2005 @ 20:48:33 #139
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_31341718
Silk - Freak Me

Chorus:

Let me lick you up and down
Til you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Baby don't you understand
I wanna be your nasty man
I wanna make your body scream
And you will know just what I
(you know what I mean)
24 carat gold
To warm the nights when you get cold
I wanna lick you up and down
And then I wanna lay you down
C'mon silk

(chorus)

I love the taste of whipcream
Spread it on don't be mean
(baby don't be mean)
You know I can't resist you girl
I'll fly you all around the world
(all around the world, oh baby)
I wanna make your body drip
C'mon let me take a sip
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Take off what you cherish most
(c'mon,c'mon, come on, come on baby)
Cuz when I brag I like to brag and boast

(chorus)

You, you, you, you
Oh you
You, you, you, you
Let me freak you
You, you, you, you
All of you
I want it, I want it
You, you, you, you
Oh you
You, you, you, you
Let me do you
Cuz tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you

(chorus)
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 30 oktober 2005 @ 20:17:47 #140
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_31819131
Rammstein - Te Quiero Puta!

Hey amigos . . .
Adelante amigos . . .
Vamos vamos mi amor
Me gusta mucho tu sabor
No no no no tu corazón
Mucho mucho tu limón
Dame de tu fruta
Vamos mi amor . . .
Te quiero puta!
Te quiero puta!
Ay que rico

Ay que rico un dos tres
Sí te deseo otra vez
Pero no no no tu corazón
Más más más de tu limón
Querido
Dame de tu fruta
Dame de tu fruta
Vamos mi amor . . .
Te quiero puta!
Te quiero puta!
Ay que rico

Entre tus piernas voy a llorar
Feliz y triste voy a estar
Feliz y triste voy a estar

Más más más por favor
Más más más sí sí señor
Más más más por favor
Más más más sí sí señor
No me tengas miedo
No te voy a comer
Más más más por favor
Más más más sí sí señor
Sí sí señor

Te quiero puta!
Te quiero puta!
Dámelo dámelo
Te quiero puta!




De vertaling is misschien ook wel handig

Hey friends . . .
Go ahead friends . . .
Come on, come on, my love
I really like your flavor
Not not not not your heart
Really really like your lemon
Give me your fruit
Come on, my love . . .
I love you, bitch!
I love you, bitch!
Oh, so good

Oh, so good, one, two, three
Yes, I want you once again
But not not not your heart
More more more of your lemon
Darling
Give me your fruit
Give me your fruit
Come on, my love . . .
I love you, bitch!
I love you, bitch!
Oh, so good

Between your legs I'm going to cry
I'm going to be happy and sad
I'm going to be happy and sad

More, more, more, please
More, more, more, yes, yes, sir
More, more, more, please
More, more, more, yes, yes, sir
Don't be afraid of me
I'm not going to eat you
More, more, more, please
More, more, more, yes, yes, sir
Yes, yes, sir

I love you, bitch!
I love you, bitch!
Give it to me, give it to me
I love you, bitch!
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 30 oktober 2005 @ 20:23:07 #141
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_31819300
En nog eentje..

Rammstein - Feuer Und Wasser


Wenn sie Brust schwimmt ist das schön
dann kann ich in ihr Zentrum sehn
Nicht dass die Brust das Schöne wär
Ich schwimm ihr einfach hinterher
Funkenstaub fließt aus der Mitte
ein Feuerwerk springt aus dem Schritt

Feuer und Wasser kommt nicht zusammen
Kann man nicht binden sind nicht verwandt
In Funken versunken steh ich in Flammen
und bin im Wasser verbrannt
Im Wasser verbrannt

Wenn sie nackt schwimmt ist das schön
dann will ich sie von hinten sehn
Nicht dass die Brüste reizvoll wären
Die Beine öffnen sich wie Scheren
Dann leuchtet heiß aus dem Versteck
die Flamme aus dem Schenkeleck

Sie schwimmt vorbei bemerkt mich nicht
Ich bin ihr Schatten sie steht im Licht
Da ist keine Hoffnung und keine Zuversicht denn

Feuer und Wasser kommt nicht zusammen
Kann man nicht binden sind nicht verwandt
In Funken versunken steh ich in Flammen
und bin im Wasser verbrannt
So kocht das Blut in meinen Lenden
Ich halt sie fest mit nassen Händen
Glatt wie ein Fisch und kalt wie Eis
sie wird sich nicht an mich verschwenden
Ich weiß

Feuer und Wasser kommt nie zusammen
Kann man nicht binden sind nicht verwandt
In Funken versunken steh ich in Flammen
und bin im Wasser verbrannt
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_32045785
Rammstein "Buck Dich"

Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich

Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
ich fuhre ihn spazieren
im Passgang den Flur entlang
ich bin enttauscht

Jetzt kommt er ruckwarts mir entgegen
Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
ich bin enttauscht total enttauscht

Buck dich...
das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebuckt
in ein gutes Licht geruckt
zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
und ich fang zu weinen an

Der Zweifuss stammelt ein Gebet
aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
versucht er tief sich noch zu bucken
Tranen laufen hoch den Rucken

Buck dich...

Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich nocheinmal

Buck dich...
underground forever baby
  dinsdag 8 november 2005 @ 17:30:39 #143
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_32092774
Hij móet er haast al in staan maar ik kon hem echt niet vinden.

Robert-Jan Kamphuijs - Haar in m'n Glas

D'r zit een haar in m'n glas,
de grond is een tapijt van peuken.
Ik wou dat jij hier nu was...
om je stevig in je reet te neuken.

En doe maar niet net of je dat niet wil...
je weet net zo goed als ik dat je het liefst hebt dat ik je verneder
Want, baby, je genoot toch ongewild...
elke keer dat we het op die manier met elkaar deden.

D'r zit een haar in m'n glas,
nu ik weer aan je denk, krijg ik spontaan een stijve.
D'r zit hier een hoer met één been
en ik hoor mezelf vragen of ik bij d'r mag blijven.

En hoe het behang hier is afgebladderd,
is nog spik en span vergeleken met de staat van m'n hersens.
En ik stel die spuithoer hier iets voor,
maar wat denk je, ze weet nog iets veel perversers.

En ik laat het met me doen
in ruil voor een echte zoen...
een echte zoen, in al zijn eenvoud...
is het enige wat me hier nog op de been houdt.
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  woensdag 9 november 2005 @ 19:58:25 #144
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_32126387
Doe Maar - Overspel

Van eenzaamheid gered
Jouw ogen zijn mij welkom
En liever nog nu ik op ze let
Niet weet waar ik terechtkom
Maar voor wij erin ondergaan
Zal ik dan nu besluiten
Bij zinnen nog, hier weg te gaan
Terug naar de wereld buiten

Alsof er niets gebeurd is
Ontvlucht ik die ik hier bemin
Alsof er niets gebeurd is
Rij ik die wereld wel weer in naar huis

Bel me niet
Schrijf me niet
Verwacht mij niet meer terug
Sluit de deur maar snel
Want het is overspel

Van de kou gered
Jouw armen zijn mij welkom
En zachter nog in dit vreemde bed
Waar ik met jou terechtkom
Maar voordat wij dronken zijn
Als wij dan zo besluiten
Bij zinnen nog, sluit het gordijn
En ook de wereld buiten

En als de nacht voorbij is
Ontvlucht ik die ik hier bemin
En als de nacht voorbij is
Rij ik die wereld wel weer in
Naar huis

Bel me niet
Schrijf me niet
Verwacht mij niet meer terug
Sluit de deur maar snel
Het is overspel, overspel, overspel

Het hart is groter dan het huis
Het hart is groter dan het huis
Het hart is groter dan het huis
Het hart is groter dan het huis
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  donderdag 10 november 2005 @ 16:32:36 #145
128564 Flibble
Mr. Flibble's very cross
pi_32151744
quote:
Op zondag 25 september 2005 21:45 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
Queens Of the Stone Age - Skin On Skin
Jahaaaa die zocht ik!!!

Deze dan:
Body count - Evil Dick

Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
Evil dick don’t care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
’don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep alone.’
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, ’don’t sleep
Alone,
Don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep
Aloooooooooone.’

I had this girl
She said she loved me,
Thought there was no one ever above me,
She wanted to marry
And have my child,
But evil dick
He had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
Out with the freaks
If ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin’ she said
I wasn’t shit!
I said, ’it wasn’t me, baby.
It was the muthafucka
Evil dick!’

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
’don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep alone.’
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, ’don’t sleep
Alone,
Don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep alone, don’t sleep
Aloooooooooone.’

And when evil dick has it’s way,
It sounds a little like this.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Come here baby, come here baby,
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh shit, oh, oh
Oh, oh... damn dick!

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!!!!
pi_32162518
UNDERWORLD - Dark & Long

Thunder thunder lightning ahead. long. kiss you kiss you dark and
long.
thunder thunder lightning ahead. bright lights shine. bright
lights shine.
thunder thunder lightning. bright lights shine. bright lights
shine.
thunder thunder lightning ahead. bright lights shine. bright
lights shine.
now i kiss you dark and long. bright lights shine. bright lights
shine...
thunder thunder lightning ahead. long. kiss you kiss you dark
and long. long.

me im just a waitress she said.
i went and bought a new head she said.
i look at you. i believe in you she said.
screaming into the eye of the lens.

i want to smash it up. i want to break it down.
i want a wall of tear...to wash away.

thunder thunder lightning ahead. thunder thunder lightning.
thunder thunder lightning ahead. now i kiss you dark and long.
filled with tainted girls and motel frills.
what a laugh. you was done up there mate.
thunder thunder lightning ahead. i could kiss you dark and long.
thunder thunder lightning ahead. now i kiss you dark and long.
shout your love. the stars are black. the church is sweet. my
skin is hot.
thunder thunder lightning ahead. now i kiss you dark and long.
shout your love...
underground forever baby
pi_32163200
Yeastie Girls-You suck


I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now

Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavours, sweet liquorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs


Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

Now, you SUCK!
"Clutter is the manifestation of freedom." - Mokey
pi_32165036
Underworld

"Dirty Epic"

sweet in winter sweet in rain. shake well before use she said.
you never touch me anymore this way.
connector in. receiver out. you let me in through the back door.

ride the sainted rhythms on the midnight train to romford.
ride the sainted rhythms.
sweet in winter sweet in rain. shake well before use she said.
you never touch me anymore this way. oh no.
connector connector connector connector.
you're a connector connector connector connector.

i'm so dirty. and the light blinds my eyes.
you're oh so dirty. and the light it blinds my eyes.
here comes christ on crutches.

call me wet trampoline she said today. well i was too busy with my hand.
shake well before use she said but you never touch me anymore.
i was busy listening for phone sex
coming through the back door. in skin-tight trunks. and we all went mental...
and danced.

i get my kicks on channel six. i get my kicks on channel six...
to the off-peak...electricity.
and the light blinds my eyes. and i feel dirty.
and the light blinds my eyes. and i feel...so...shaken in my faith.
here comes christ on crutches.
and here comes another god. here comes another god like a buffalo thunder
with a...smell of sugar...and a velvet tongue...and designer voodoo.
and i got phone sex to see me through the emptiness in my 501s.
freeze-dried with a new religion. and my teeth stuffed back in my head.

i get my kicks on channel six. the light it burns my eyes.
and i feel so dirty. here comes christ on crutches.
i will not be confused. will not be confused. they left me confused.
i will not be confused...with another man.
this pressure of opinions.
lighten up. listen to your eyes, you said. but all i could see was doris day
in a big screen satellite. disappearing down the tube hole on farringdon street
with whiplash willy the motor psycho.
and the light it burns my eyes. and the light it burns my eyes.
i get my kicks on channel six...

underground forever baby
  zaterdag 12 november 2005 @ 22:33:23 #149
64792 Mryc
play me one more song
pi_32218232
Queens Of The Stone Age - Skin On Skin
From the moment you said "why haven't you kissed me yet?"
I knew i'd wipe that paint from your lips
I stare the lids off your eyes, gone down on your dirty mind
& end up between you hips
Handfuls of sweat tangled hair, anytime, anywhere
I wanna lick you too much baby
I just play all alone, whispering for your moan
Forced to crawl down this line, just to touch

I can get in
I can't get out
I'm just sweating my sheets
I hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go baby
Twisted secret lives, the way you bat your eyes
Givin head givin head givin head

Watch you come from above
I'm so needy for love, i'm desperate,
Greddy in slavery
I sneak around from behind
I got a one track mind
We got a skin on skin thing baby
I wanna lick you too much
I hear you comin ooh aaaah baby


Garbage - Sex Is Never Out Of Fashion
she's the kind of girl who likes to do it stand up
from the back or anyway you want it, love
from the top if you keep it going all night
you're as good as the next for a fun time

lookie here like a rabbit on the dancefloor
party girl like you comin' in the back door
"c'mon boy, give it good, give an encore.."
never leave a hungry sister begging one more

you keep it good and she'll beat you at your own game
flip a switch and she's crying out her own name
keep a lady happy as a little lamb
give her head and you're riding on a sure shot

it's a sure shot... honey, it's a sure shot
it's a sure shot, sure shot, sure shot
it's a sure shot... honey, it's a sure shot
it's a sure shot, sure shot, sure shot
it's a sure shot... honey, it's a sure shot
it's a sure shot, sure shot, sure shot

wham bam slam it like a mama's man
baby's on her back doin' the can-can
such a babe-licious poco loco
make her bob, make her beg and sweat it hardcore
honky tonky lovin' keep her trembling
funky style's never out of fashion, man
keep it fresh with something for the weekend
get some, daddy... you're riding on a sure shot

it's a sure shot... honey, it's a sure shot
it's a sure shot, sure shot, sure shot
it's a sure shot... honey, it's a sure shot
it's a sure shot, sure shot, sure shot
it's a sure shot... honey, it's a sure shot
it's a sure shot, sure shot, sure shot

a little bit more
(down her legs)
a little bit more
(down her back)
a little bit more
(down her neck)
a little bit more
(down her arms)
a little bit more
(down her breast)
a little bit more
(down below)
a little bit more
(to her toes)
a little bit more


Garbage - Get Busy With The Fizzy
well i might just consider this
if you don't let me down
if you can keep me happy
well you can stick around
now i don't care for sycophants
they drive me round the bend
but if you can't control yourself
then let's just keep good friends

let's make out in the back of your car
let's go driving and toddling around
we can always get lost in a crowd
are you ready to get deep down?

now there's something you should know about
i'm chronically depressed
i internalize my hatred
and sacrifice myself
now i am busy saturday
but i am free tonight
and i might have to sort you out
if you don't do it right

let's make out in the back of your car
let's go driving and toddling around
we can always get lost in a crowd
are you ready to get deep down?

get bizzy with the fizzy baby
get bizzy with the fizzy baby
get bizzy with the fizzy baby

let's make out in the back of your car
let's go driving and toddling around
we can always get lost in a crowd
are you ready to get deep down?


Garbage - Hammering In My Head
i'm stressed but you're freestyle
i'm overworked but i'm undersexed
i must be made of concrete
i sign my name across your chest

give out the same old answers
i trot them out for the relatives
company tried and tested
i use the ones that i love the best

like an animal you're moving over me
like an animal you're moving over me

when did i get perverted
i can't remember your name
i'm growing introverted
you touch my hand and it's not the same

this was so unexpected
i never thought i'd get caught
play boomerang with your deamons
shoot to kill and you'll pop them off
bang! bang!

like an animal you're moving over me
like an animal you're moving over me

you should be sleeping my lover
tell me what you're dreaming of
(x4)

i knew you were mine for the taking
i knew you were mine for the taking
i knew you were mine for the taking
when i walked in the room

i knew you were mine for the taking
i knew you were mine for the taking
your eyes light up
when i walk in the room

a hammering in my head don't stop
from the bullet train
from tokyo to los angeles
i'm leaving you behind
a flash in the pan
a storm in a teacup
a needle in a haystack
a prize for the winning
a dead for the raising
a catch for the chasing
a jewel for the choosing
a man for the making in this blistering heat

sweat it all out
sweat it all out
with your bedroom eyes and your baby pouts
sweat it all out
in our electric storms and our shifting sands
our candy jars and our sticky hands

sweat it all out

don't forget what i wrote you then
and don't forget what i told you then
and don't forget i that meant to win
and don't forget your ventolin
so a hammering in my head don't stop
in the bullet train from tokyo to los angeles
  zondag 13 november 2005 @ 03:24:10 #150
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pi_32224117
Erg subtiel..... maar subtiel is meer dan oké

Skunk Anansie - Secretly


I've been biding my time, been so subtly kind,
I've got to think so selfishly, 'cos you're the face inside of me.
I've been biding my days, you see evidently it pays,
I've been a friend, with unbiased views, then secretly lust after you
So now he's gone rusty You're bored & bemused
You wanna do someone else, so you should be by yourself, instead of here with me, secretly
Trying hard to think pure, bloody hard when I'm raw,
you're talking out so sexually, 'bout boys & girls & your friggin' dreams.
Now you feel lusty, you're hot & confused.
(So) now you've been busted, you're caught feeling used.
(You had to do) someone else, (you shoulda been) by yourself,
instead of here with me, secretly, secretly
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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quote:
Op zaterdag 12 november 2005 22:33 schreef Mryc het volgende:

Garbage - Get Busy With The Fizzy

Garbage - Hammering In My Head
die zijn geweldig!!!
  maandag 28 november 2005 @ 20:27:42 #152
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
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Ted De Braak - Een glaasje madeira my dear

Padadekidee padadekedaa padadekedoo
Eh scoobie doowap scoobie doo oeh oeh oeh oeh oeh oeh

Ze was jong, ze was net, ze was lief en koket
Ze was maagd, ze was sweet seventeen
Hij was oud, hij was dik, hij was kaal, had een sik
Hij was laag, hij was slecht en had een tik
Hij troonde haar mee naar zijn zondige flat
En liet z'n verzameling zien, postzegels
Hij dempte het licht en ook z'n stem
En zei toen "zeg wil je misschien
Een glaasje madeira my dear
Dat drink je toch voor je plezier
J'hahahahehe 'k wil je niet dwingen als je dat soms dacht
Nee, geen alcohol op dit uur van de nacht
Maar een glaasje madeira my dear
Dat is toch veel sjieker dan bier
Ikzelf, ik drink weinig, de hemel zij dank
Er gaan weken voorbij zonder één druppel drank
Ik heb als zovelen al genoeg aan de stank
Een glaasje madeira my dear"

Padatakatai padatatataa tatatatatie tadatakitee
Patatatoreop 't jophoehoehoehoe

Ze ontknoopte haar jas bij 't zevende glas
En was blind voor de adder in 't gras
Ze dronk op z'n heil, merkte niet voor 'n bijl
Dat de stemming steeg ten koste van 't peil
Hij schonk stiekempjes steeds weer haar lege glas vol
En droomde reeds van 't succes
Hij gniffelde wat en dacht "ghuhuhu dat gaat goed"
En greep haastig de halflege fles
"Een glaasje madeira my dear
Ik heb nog een heel mandflesje hier
En is het eenmaal open dan blijft het niet goed
Dus drink maar eens uit, dan slaap je straks goed
Een glaasje madeira my dear
Maar een glaasje madeira my dear
Dat is toch veel sjieker dan bier
Ikzelf, ik drink weinig, de hemel zij dank
Er gaan weken voorbij zonder één druppel drank
Ik heb als zovelen al genoeg aan de stank
Een glaasje madeira my dear"

Padatatitaa padatadataa tadididlidee padatieprrrrr
Riedeliowapstikkiedoepoehoehoehoehoe aah

Toen dacht ze bedrukt, net toen hij dacht "het lukt"
Wat haar ma haar op 't hart had gedrukt:
"Ga nooit met een vent, die je nauwelijks kent
En ga nooit naar z'n appartement"
Ze rende in paniek met haar jas naar de deur
Vloog acht trappen af naar benee
Ze rustte wat uit, naast de deur van de lift
Die hij met een ruk opendeed

"Ghahahahaha een glaasje madeira my dear
Dat rennen dat helpt je geen zier"
Maar zei gilde "nee" en rende in draf
Wel een half uur trap op en trap af
"Een glaasje madeira my dear"
Het klonk haar nog na als een sneer
Maar toen ze de volgende morgen heel vroeg
Met een lach om de lippen haar ogen opsloeg
Sprak de baard aan haar oorlel
Met zo'n kegel van bier
"Glaazje madeira my dear"
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  maandag 28 november 2005 @ 22:37:56 #153
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_32657694
Franz Ferdinand - Words So Leisured

You are the latest contender
You are the one to remember
You are the villain who sends a
Line of dark fantastic passion
I know that you will surrender
I know that you will surrender
And I want this fantastic passion
We'll have fantastic passion

You can feel my lips undress your eyes
Undress your eyes undress your eyes
Words of love and words so leisured
Words are poisoned darts of pleasure
Die, and so you die.

You are the latest adventurer
You're an emotion avenger
You are the devil that sells a
line of dark fantastic passion
I know that you will surrender
I know that you will surrender
And I want this fantastic passion
We'll have fantastic passion

You can feel my lips undress your eyes
Undress your eyes undress your eyes
Skin can feel my lips they tingle tense anticipation
This one is an easy one, feel the word and melt upon it
Words of love and words so leisured
Words are poisoned darts of pleasure
Die, and so you die.

Ich heiße Super Fantastisch
Ich trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch
Ich heiße Super Fantastisch. (x3)
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 28 november 2005 @ 23:01:17 #154
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_32658407
Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova.
you're a no-josep it's a labour of love fucking yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
johnny want fuckie always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  dinsdag 29 november 2005 @ 12:10:11 #155
135509 schaap001
Ik bedoel maar te zeggen:
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Jules Deelder en Herman Brood
"O Kut"

O kut, o snee, o pruim, o spleet,
o gleuf, o naad, o kier, o reet,
o gat, o dot, o doos, o meut,
o muts, o klier, o bef, o preut,
o peer, o vijg, o dop, o deur,
o lek, o put, o kloof, o scheur,
o rits, o snits, o lik, o stuk,
o pot, o punt, o kruis, o munt,
o poort, o zucht, o tuin, o lust,
o moes, o vlaai, o muis, o trut,
o vrucht, o krocht, o brug, o kolk,
o veeg, o dirk, o kees, o hol,
o grot, o schacht, o bron, o dal,
o wak, o wel, o kwal,
o soes, o tas, o voos, o kwast,
o zweer, o puist, o moot, o straf,
o flens, o roos, o poes, o jet,
o sluis, o pomp, o lurk, o kets,
o schelp, o schee, o poel, o zee,
o zacht, o zout, o zoet, o wee,
o hals, o fles, o vaas, o kelk,
o mond, o wond, o jaap, o kwel,
o vat, o val, o toef, o zalf,
o vloek, o troost, o kuil, o graf,
o klem, o kluif, o spons, o kruis,
o klit, o snor, o plons, o fuik,
o dons, o kluit, o lonk, o tuit,
o in, o uit, o in, o uit.
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Jamiroquai - Seven days

The pebbles you’ve arranged
In the sand they’re strange
They speak to me like constellations as we lie here
There’s a magic I can’t hold
Your smile of honey gold
And that you never seem to be in short supply of

CHORUS:
Oooh…so baby let’s get it on
Drinking wine and killing time sitting in the summer sun
You know, I wanted you so long
So why’d you have to drop that bomb on me

Lazy days, crazy doll
You said we been friends too long
Seven days in sunny june
Were long enough to bloom
The flowers on the summer dress you wore in spring
The way we laughed as one
And then you dropped the bomb
That I know you too long for us to have a thing

REPEAT CHORUS (2X)

Could it be this, the starfish in your eyes
Tell our silent wings, you fly away on
Seven days in sunny june
Were long enough to bloom
The flowers on that sunbeam dress you wore in spring
We laughed as one, why’d you drop that bomb on me

REPEAT CHORUS

Could it be this…
The honeysuckle guess you seem to show me
Could it be this…
For seven days in june I wasn’t lonely
Could it be this…
You never gave me time to say I love you
Could it be this…
I know you don’t believe me, but it’s so true
Don’t walk away from me girl
I read the stories in your eyes
underground forever baby
  donderdag 8 december 2005 @ 23:47:42 #157
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Lost in Sound
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Jamiroquai - Feels Just Like It Should


I'm coming down to see ya
I'm looking for fast and cheap
I'm looking for the city streets

I'm gonna get experience
I've been to see the candy man
Just turn it up and drown

He said
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should (I'm gonna get experience)
Feels just like it should (turn it up and drown)

I'm going out wirth laser beams
To shoot some cherries down
I took a little free agent
I've got myself a five mile smile

So take me for the first time
I need a little sugar spice
I wanna see the city lights
I'm gonna find a lover

She said
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should

Feels just like it should (I'm looking for the city streets)
Feels just like it should (gonna get experience)
Feels just like it should (I'm here to see the candy man)
Feels just like it should

Sugar spice
I'm on the phone
It feels good i need a little sexfunk right now
I want you, I wanna lick you up and down
It feels good, you said it would feel that good and it does

Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should
Feels just like it should

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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Günther - Ding Dong Song


[Chorus]
oh, you touch my tralala,
mm my ding ding dong.
la lalala lalala....
Oh, you touch my tralala
la lalala lalala....
mm, my ding ding dong.
la lalala lalala....

[Verse]
Deep in the night
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night
i'm looking for some love.
dedededeep in the night
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night
i'm looking for some...

You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
come near me, don´t here me,
i just can´t get enough of you boy.

[Repeat Chorus]

[Repeat Verse]

you tease me,
oh please me.
i want you to be my lovetoy. come near me, don´t here me,
i just can´t get enough of you boy.


Geile Shit!
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Beth Orton - Central Reservation

Running down the central reservation
In last night’s red dress
And I can still smell you on my fingers
And taste you on my breath
Stepping through brilliant shades
Of the color you bring
This time, this time, this time
Is fine just as it is
Today is whatever I want it to mean
Today is whatever I want it to mean

If this is where memories are made, well
Dreams do come true
Everything I ever took for granted
I want to see it through
I step through every shade
Any the color you bring
This time, this time, this time
Is fine just as it is
Today is whatever I want it to mean
Today is whatever I want it to mean

It’s like... it’s like
It’s like living in the middle of the ocean
With no future, no past
And everything that’s good right now
Well, I don’t wish for it to last
I’ll step through brilliant shades
Every color you bring
This time, this time, this time
Is fine just as it is
And today is whatever I want it to mean
Today is whatever I want it to mean
Today, today is whatever I want it to mean
Today is whatever I want it to mean
underground forever baby
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PJ Harvey - "To Bring You My Love"

I was born in the desert
I been down for years
Jesus, come closer
I think my time is near

And I've traveled over
Dry earth and floods
Hell and high water
To bring you my love

Climbed over mountains
Travelled the sea
Cast down off heaven
Cast down on my knees
I've laid with the devil
Cursed god above
Forsaken heaven
To bring you my love

To bring you my love
To bring you my love
To bring you my love

I know he's gonna be here
He know he's gonna be here
Yeah alright

Forsaken heaven
Cursed god above
Lay with the devil
Bring you my love

To bring you my love
To bring you my love
To bring you my love
underground forever baby
  vrijdag 16 december 2005 @ 00:29:37 #161
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Lost in Sound
pi_33121421
Eeen beetje anders....
.. over de herenliefde ditmaal.

Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann

Das Schicksal hat mich angelacht
und mir ein Geschenk gemacht
Warf mich auf einen warmen Stern
Der Haut so nah dem Auge fern
Ich nehm mein Schicksal in die Hand
Mein Verlangen ist bemannt

Wo das süße Wasser stirbt
weil es sich im Salz verdirbt
trag ich den kleinen Prinz im Sinn
Ein König ohne Königin
Wenn sich an mir ein Weib verirrt
dann ist die helle Welt verwirrt

Mann gegen Mann
Meine Haut gehört den Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern
Mann gegen Mann
Ich bin der Diener zweier Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern

Ich bin die Ecke aller Räume
Ich bin der Schatten aller Bäume
In meiner Kette fehlt kein Glied
wenn die Lust von hinten zieht
Mein Geschlecht schimpft mich Verräter
Ich bin der Alptraum aller Väter

Mann gegen Mann
Meine Haut gehört den Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern

Mann gegen Mann
Doch friert mein Herz an manchen Tagen
Mann gegen Mann
Kalte Zungen die da schlagen

Schwulah

Mich interessiert kein Gleichgewicht
Mir scheint die Sonne ins Gesicht
Doch friert mein Herz an manchen Tagen
Kalte Zungen die da schlagen

Schwulah
Mann gaygen Mann
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zaterdag 31 december 2005 @ 00:54:28 #162
105963 doppelgänger
huilen met de kraan open
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Ik hoorde laatst op de radio dat B52's - Love Shack ook een erotische ondertoon heeft, en dan vooral het stukje:

Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
bang bang on the door baby
bang bang on the door
bang bang on the door baby bang bang
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

"Tin roof, rusted" betekend in de zuidelijke streken blijkbaar "zwanger worden"
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
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Lacrimosa!

Alleine zu Zweit

Am Ende der Wahrheit
Am Ende des Lichts
Am Ende der Liebe
Am Ende - da stehst Du
(Im Herzen wird es leerer - ein Teil geht nun von mir)
Nichts hat überlebt
Wir haben schweigend uns schon lange getrennt
Und mit jedem Tag "Wir"
Wuchs die Lüge unserer Liebe
Und je weiter wir den Weg zusammen gingen
Desto weiter haben wir uns voneinander entfernt

Einsam - gemeinsam
Wir haben verlernt uns neu zu suchen
Die Gewohnheit vernebelt
Die Trägheit erstickt
Der Hochmut macht trunken
Und die Nähe treibt zur Flucht

Tanz - mein Leben - tanz
Tanz mit mir
Tanz mit mir noch einmal
In den puren Rausch der nackten Liebe

Und wenn ich sie/ihn so sehe
Wenn ich sie/ihn erlebe
Wenn ich uns betrachte
Etwas hat überlebt
Und wenn ich Kraft und Hoffnung fände
Wenn ich selbst noch den Glauben an uns hätte
Wenn ich sie/ihn erreichen könnte
Sie/Ihn noch einmal für mich hätte
Wenn die Basis - unser Fundament
Wenn wir uns noch einmal neu entdecken würden
Wenn sie/er nur wollte
Ich will!



Halt Mich

Aus schlaflos gelebtem Tagtraum erwacht
So bin ich der Sehnsucht Opfer
Aus kindgelebtem Vertrauen erwacht
So klaffen heute meine Wunden
Das Leben brennt mir von der Seele
Die Sehnsucht erfullt mir tapfer ihre Pflicht
Halt mich - mein Leben - halt mich !
Solange sich die Zeit noch regt
Die Zeiger sich noch drehen
Solange drehe auch ich noch meine Runden
Doch des Lebens su?e Lust hat mich verlassen
Das Leben brennt mir von der Seele
Die Sehnsucht erfullt mir tapfer ihre Pflicht
Halt mich - mein Leben - halt mich !

Liebesspiel

Du - nur du
Und ewig du - nur du
Und immer lauter
Ich gehör' Dir

Ich in dir
Und du jetzt über mir
Und immer fester
Du gehörst mir

Nie allein - ich will immer bei dir sein
Du bist mein - du wirst nie alleine sein

Nackt am Boden
Deine Demut riechend
Dich verderben
Ich gehör dir

Zwischen deinen Schenkeln
Zwischen deinen feuchten Lippen
Dir erlegen
Du gehörst mir

Nie allein - ich will immer bei dir sein
Du bist mein - du wirst nie alleine sein

Aufsteigen werde ich erneut..
Schon bald aus dem Wasser treten..
Den Wind und die Wellen erlegen..
Und mir nehmen wonach meine Seele schreit!
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quote:
Op vrijdag 9 december 2005 00:05 schreef Fatality het volgende:
Günther - Ding Dong Song
die is cool ja la lalala lalala lalala
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Sophie B. Hawkins met Your Tongue Like The Sun In My Mouth

I met a woman from another time
I couldn't think
But a drink from her eyes
Was like water to wine
She wet my dreams with her distinctive mind
I search the desert for a treasure
And a measure of life denied
I'm driven by cars and guitars and her voice
Ripping up and down my spine
And now I'm giving my life for her sight

To be mine
And in her presence
My fate unwinds
For when her essence
Draws me too near
I can taste her with tears
On my tongue
Like the sun
In my mouth.

I met a man who kicked my front door down
He blew in with the Santa Ana winds
And a half cocked hound
He fits my body like a one horse town
And I was drunk like a vagabond on his street
And I lay face down
And I rode his joy like a child on a merry-go-round
I was young in his eyes
I was sweet on his thighs
I was profound
I was shot like a free bird in flight
To the ground.

I woke this morning from a deadly dream
He was my lover he was my filler
He was my chocolate-colored killer
He was me
I'm built to run
My will is to deceive
But you penetrate severely
I am walking insecurely
On my knees
And I will wait through Winter, Spring and Summer
If you'll Fall in love with me
I will dance so slowly
You will hardly know I
Breathe
From Rome
To Madrid
To Paris

On the breeze
My scent will find you
Lost by degrees
From time to time you'll
Sing
With my lips
Or my hands
On your hips
Or my tongue
Like the sun
In your mouth
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The Roots - The Seed (2.0)

Knocked up 9 months ago
And what she finna have she don't know
She want neo-soul, this hip-hop is old
She don't want no rock-n-roll
She want platinum or ice or gold
She want a whole lotta somethin' to fold
If you a obstacle she just drop ya cold
Cuz one monkey don't stop the show
Little Mary is bad
In these streets she done ran
E'er since when the heat began
I told the girl look here
Calm down I'ma hold your hand
To enable you to peep the plan
Cuz you is quick to learn
And we can make money to burn
If you allow me the latest game
I don't ask for much, but enough room to spread my wings
And the world finna know my name

I don't ask, for much these days
And I don't bitch, and whine, if I don't get my way
I only wanna fertilize another behind my lover's back
I sit and watch it grow standin' where I'm at
Fertilize another behind my lover's back
And I'm keepin' my secrets mine
I push my seed in her push for life
Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary drops my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll

Uh-huh
Cadillac need space to roam
Where we headin for she don't know
We in the city where the pros shake rattle and roll
And I'm a gaddang rollin' stone
I don't beg I can hold my own
I don't break I can hold the chrome
And this weighin' a ton and I'm a son of a gun
My code name is The Only One and Black Thought is bad
These streets he done ran ever since when the game began
I never played the fool
Matta fact I be keepin' it cool
Since money been changing hands
And I'm left to shine, but the legacy that I leave behind be the
seed
that'll keep the flame
I don't ask for much but enough room to spread these wings
And the world finna know my name

I don't beg
For no rich man
And I don't scream, and kick, when his shit don't fall in my
hands, man
Cuz I know how to still
Fertilize another against my lover's will
I lick the opposition cuz she don't take no pill
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-no dear
You'll be keeping my legend alive
I push my seed in her push for life
Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary drops my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll
Oh-ooh break it down, break it down, break down beat

I push my seed somewhere deep in her chest
I push it naked cuz I've takin my test
Deliverin' Mary it don't matter the sex
I'm gon' name it rock and roll
I push my seed in my push for life
It's gonna work becuz I'm pushin it right
If Mary drop my baby girl, tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll
I would name her Rock-N-Roll
I would name her Rock-N-Roll yeah
I would name it Rock-N-Roll
Find your prince, before you start kissing frogs
pi_33651720
Green day - Dominated Love Slave

I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

Yee-hah!

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?
PSV --- Chelsea FC --- Frank Lampard --- Heinz-Harald Frentzen --- Timo Glock
pi_33652395
Mindless Self-Indulgence
Song: Masturbates
Album: Frankenstein Girls seem strangly sexy

"Masturbates"

Death with the ba... ba...
Death with the ba... ba... right gun
Chuck it
Television is good but it is not the best
Cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking breasts
And so big and so bad and so large

Masturbation is good but it is not the best
Cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
It's so wet and so round and so deep
Death with the right gun
I'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
Nothing but sweat inside my hands

Masturbation is good but it is not the best
Cause nothing beats the feel of your giant ass
It's so big and so round and so fat

Artist: Mindless Self-Indulgence
Song:Tight
Album: Tight

"Tight"

yeah - yeah - tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
i am tight - yeah - fuckin' right - ooh
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
i could be the one turned on
all you niggas in the back come and jack me off
yeah - so i could be the one that you wanted - you want
i could be the one that you want
so what the fuck y'all - get down
yeah - ooh - i am tight - yeah - fuckin' right - ooh
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
now i could be the one on time
i'm the one who isn't really there
i am the light dischord and rhyme
i am the one who isn't anywhere
i am tight - yeah - fuckin' right - ooh
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
i could be the one turned on
all you niggas in the back come and jack me off
yeah so i could be the one that you wanted - you want
i could be the one that you want
so what the fuck y'all - get down - get down

pi_33667089
DWARVES - Better Be Women

There better be women...

I went out to a stupid party
Had the scam on everybody
Asked a woman for a light
And to spend the night

But she wasn't havin' any
Said I was just one of many
But she'd give me some advice

She said "You try, but you don't get none"
And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?"
But she was fly
And had a biologic plan (oh man)
Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)

There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright

I watched them in fascination
Her friend and their wild gyrations
Like a symphony in pink
And not missing link

And it was a freaky orgy
But somehow they all ignored me
Watch my pennant start to shrink
They said "don't you want it?
You know we got it"
But i was haunted by three wet dreams
Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.

There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright

There better be women...
There better be women...
There better be women...
Find your prince, before you start kissing frogs
  woensdag 4 januari 2006 @ 20:05:56 #170
105963 doppelgänger
huilen met de kraan open
pi_33705468
Deze is wel leuk, heel zwoel gezongen maar de tekst is het totaal niet

Flight Of The Conchords - Business time

Oh girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know?
Because it's wednesday. And that's the night that we usually make love.
Tuesday we visit your mother, to reprogramm her videomachine again,
but wednesday night is the night that we make love.

Cause then everything is just right. There's nothing good on tv.
You haven't had you afterwork social netball team practice,
so you're not too tired. Oh yeah.
You lean in close and whisper something sexy in my ear like:
"I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say, baby.
You're trying to say, oh yeah, it's business time.

etc.
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
  zaterdag 25 maart 2006 @ 00:49:29 #171
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_36345588
Prince - Lolita

ow, ow
stop it baby

U're a VIP at least 2 me
Come here and show me some ID
Eye know U're fine from head 2 pumps
if U were mine we'd bump bump bump
U're much 2 young 2 peep my stash
U're tryin' 2 write checks Ur body can't cash
U can't hang with this, girl

Lolita
U're sweeter
but U'll never make a cheater out of me

Cool 2gether, yes, eye must admit
Long time ago, we'd be the shh... uh oh
Like Frank and Ava, we'd paint the town
Just on the floor, gettin' way down
Dom Perignon and caviar
The finest clothes and fancy cars
U know, one of them '56 pink caddies, baby!

Lolita
U're sweeter
but U'll never make a cheater out of me

Ur eyes Ur mouth
Ur curly hair
U're bad no doubt
But eye must beware

Lolita
U're sweeter
But eye won't mislead ya
Eye'll feed ya, if it'll please ya
But then eye'll say c ya
U're a fine, mama mia
But U'll never ever ever
No, U'll never ever ever
No, U'll never make a cheater out of me

[spanish female speaking spanish]

Fellas! (yea?)
How bad is this girl? (bad!)
Then what U wanna do? (whatever u want!)
Then come on let's dance! (dance!) 2x

Lolita! (yea?)
How bad r u, girl? (bad!)
Then what u wanna do? (whatever u want!)
Then come on let's dance! (dance) 2x

Imagine me on the tip of Ur tongue
If eye took a sip then eye would be on the run
Hellhounds barkin' 'round my door
Eye can't sup U once 'less eye sip U some more

Lolita
Better get out of here
'Less U wanna dance

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zaterdag 25 maart 2006 @ 13:52:51 #172
138195 morgane
Omnomnomnivoor
pi_36352997
Artist: Jefferson Airplane
Song: Plastic Fantastic Lover
Album: Surrealistic Pillow

Her neon mouth with the blinkers-off smile
Nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's part of a colourful time

Secrecy of lady-chrome-covered clothes
You wear cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You're my plastic fantastic lover

Her rattlin' cough never shuts off
Is nothin' but a used machine
Her aluminium finish, slightly diminished
Is the best I ever have seen

Cosmetic baby plugged into me
I'd never ever find another
I realize no one's wise
To my plastic fantastic lover

The electrical dust is starting to rust
Her trapezoid thermometer taste
All the red tape is mechanical rape
Of the TV program waste

Data control and IBM
Science is mankind's brother
But all I see is dranin' me
On my plastic fantastic lover

best heavy, als je bedenkt dat het uit 1967 komt
  dinsdag 28 maart 2006 @ 23:28:51 #173
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_36450434
Fatboy Slim (Markus Nikolai) - Bushes

In the bush... bush... bush... bushes in the park
in the bush... bush... bush... bush... bush...
in the bush... bushes in the park

if the shanpoo is on your bread,
then you've got the head, before drop dead...

if the subway cars are full of hearts,
then someone's probably in... uhh...

if the bushes in the dark, grown in the dark,
then someone's probably makin... uhh...

if the man with the knife is after his wife
then that may have to do it...

love is such an innocent world,
the largest ???mistake on Earth

almost... anything we do ??? they have better ???
love such an innocent world

in the bush... bush... bush... bushes in the park
in the bush... bush... bush... bush... bush...
in the bush... bushes in the park

if you're singing in the rain,
then ??? the brain of a guy droppin' dead and...

if a sneaker ???, like a rose,
then girl you really must be in...

if the man has to the power to build the highest tower,
then that's the substitude for...

no matter what we do, i'm telling you,
all we really want is...

Edit:

Clippie

http://www.hebig.com/archives/002825.shtml

[ Bericht 5% gewijzigd door Captain_Chaos op 29-03-2006 00:16:05 ]
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  woensdag 29 maart 2006 @ 00:26:54 #174
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_36451855
quote:
Op dinsdag 28 maart 2006 23:28 schreef Captain_Chaos het volgende:
Fatboy Slim (Markus Nikolai) - Bushes

..........

Edit:

Clippie

http://www.hebig.com/archives/002825.shtml
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  vrijdag 31 maart 2006 @ 13:55:57 #175
142210 slaveloos
laveloos tot de deurmat
pi_36522807
Mijn favoriet

Monty Python - Sit on my Face

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.
Morality is doing right no matter what you are told, relgion is doing what you are told no matter what is right
all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi and shit was given to me
pi_36523003
Bruce Springsteen - Reno

She took off her stockings
I held 'em to my face
She had your ankles
I felt filled with grace

"Two hundred dollars straight in
Two-fifty up the ass" she smiled and said
She unbuckled my belt, pulled back her hair
And sat in front of me on the bed

She said, "Honey, how's that feel
Do you want me to go slow?"
My eyes drifted out the window
And down to the road below

I felt my stomach tighten
As the sun bloodied the sky
And sliced through hotel blinds
I closed my eyes

Sunlight on the Amatitlan
Sunlight streaming through your hair
In the Valle de dos Rios
The smell of mock orange filled the air

We rode with the vaqueros
Down into cool rivers of green
I was sure the work and the smile coming out 'neath your hat
Was all I'll ever need

Somehow all you ever need's
Never quite enough you know
You and I, Maria, we learned it's so

She slipped me out of her mouth
"You're ready," she said
She took off her bra and panties
Wet her fingers, slipped it inside her
And crawled over me on the bed

She bought me another whisky
Said "here's to the best you ever had"
We laughed and made a toast
It wasn't the best I ever had
Not even close
  maandag 3 april 2006 @ 20:43:03 #177
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_36620009
Black Eyed Peas - Sexy

Yeah..)
(I like it..)
(Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, c'mon, c'mon, lookin' good, ah oh, c'mon, c'mon, yeah yeah.. etc)

[Verse 1]
I took your picture
With one particular
Reason and it's to
Capture your character
I like to sit and stare at 'cha
Ain't nuttin' wrong with starin' at 'cha

Girl, don't be scared by the fact that I envision us getting married and, uh-- (yeah?)
I ain't tryin to rush nuttin'
'Cos I ain't rushin' (I know)
We could take our time like --
What's them things that move slow? You know them?
Damn.
I can't think 'cos you're on my mind
And when you're on my mind, I can't find anything to rhyme with the word rhyme
I gotta rhyme rhyme with "mixture"

And speaking of mixture
With you I wanna be mixed up
I'm a record and you're like a record
So let's let the DJ mix us

You're like an elixir (yeah)
That got me tipsy
This is just like Ripley's
Believe it or not but I love you girl

[chorus]
Girl, you really got me going
Outta control
(Outta control..)
I don't know what I'm doing
Let's let it go
And do what we do best
Take off our clothes
(Take off our clothes..)
We look better undressed

Yeah

[Bridge]
Yes to sex
Yes to sex
No to war
No to War
Fightin' is frightnin'
Fightin' is frightnin'
Yes to sex
It's so much more excitin'

Yes to sex (mm-hmm)
Yes to sex (mm-hmm)
No to war (uh-uh)
No to War (uh-uh)
Fightin' is frightnin' (oh yeah)
Fightin' is frightnin' (oh yeah)
Yes to sex (mm-hmm)
It's so much more excitin'

[Verse 2]
For you I'm a fanatic
Fuck it, I'm an addict
Your sexy antics turn me on like automatic
No need to get dramatic (No)
But I gotta have it
(gimme gimme gimme gimme)
Gimme some of them sexual acrobatics (yeah)
Karma sutra girl
Anything that suits you girl
Stuff that you ain't used to girl
Come over here and let me show you just how Willy do it
I'm a freak and you know it
You're a freak and I know it
Baby, let's get to it, cos..

[chorus]
Girl, you really got me going
Outta control
(Outta control..)
I don't know what I'm doing
Let's let it go
And do what we do best
Take off our clothes
(Take off our clothes..)
We look better undressed

It's called S, S, E, X, X, X, X, X, X..
(Yes, yes, yes..)

[Verse 3]
You take me to ecstasy
Without taking ecstasy
It's exactly like ecstasy
When you're laying right next to me (yeah)
I'm sexin' you, sexin' you (uh huh)
And you sexin' me, sexin' me
It feels so damn natural
What we're doing, so naturally (I know)

I'm liking you rubbin' me
And you're liking me rubbin' you (mmm hmm)
The passion's immaculate
While you lovin' me lovin' you (I know)
I put L-O-V in you
I love me putting me in you
Make love to you
Just like Sergio Mendez plays the piano

Play
(Yeah)

[piano plays]

(Uh-huh.. yeah.. uh-huh.. yeah... yeah.. uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.. etc)
(Yes to sex..)
(The way you're making me feel..)
(The way you look at me, you make me feel beautiful)
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 3 april 2006 @ 20:52:54 #178
128564 Flibble
Mr. Flibble's very cross
pi_36620433
Lamb - Lusty
All alone
In this heat my thoughts
Start to wander

On my lonesome in this world
My hands start to long for
Your skin
My mouth starts to long for
Your kiss
Your kiss

And the sun burns my skin
But it's outside and in, it's burning
Only you can soothe me
Come cool me down

I want you in my reach
Oh, the things I'd doooooooo to you
I touch you when I close my eyes
King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!!!!
  zondag 28 mei 2006 @ 00:09:21 #179
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_38288797
Prince - Black Sweat

don't want to take my clothes off
But I do
I don't want to turn nobody on 'less it's U
I don't want to dance too hard
But this is a groove
I'm hot and I don't care who knows it
I got a job to do
I'm workin'
Workin' up a black sweat
I'm workin'
Workin' up a black sweat
I don't want to break your pride
But I got to
You better take your woman and hide her
'Cuz I'm about to
Show you what's really good
Break you off like you knew I would
I got a brand new dance
And it's called the ...
Workin'
Workin' up a black sweat
I'm workin'
Workin' up a black sweat
You can act hard if you want to
This groove will make you sweet
You'll be screamin' like a white lady
When I count to three, 1,2,3,
Work little sister, work
Work little brother, work
I don't want to do nothin' crazy
But I do
I'm workin'
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_38294724
CHERRY POPPIN' DADDIES
FEROCIOUSLY STONED
Dirty Mutha Fuzz


I thought I was bad thought l'ze a kickn' stud
I thought I had a knockn' stroll
I caught a momma glidin' through the alley
A big pink pussycat she said ";Meow";
She said her name was Tammy
And her sugar hills worked the cure
I came to her in jammies
And I left so-phista-mature

Dirty Mutha Fuzz

Well the next day I hung over
My head still hurt like hell
I begged to her have mercy
But she pounded on me just like a nail
She unwrapped all by chocolates
I opened up all her cans
She spread herself out like a banquet and said
";I'm gonna punish you my man";

Dirty Mutha Fuzz

I got my fine sexy sheba here
She only smokes the peckerilla
It's like we're chillin' down in Graceland
She's Elvis - I'm Priscilla

Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels
She said, ";You love it, you love it,
Just gaze up at me as you kneel";

When she went for the whip fellas
A chill went down my spine
Such an innocent face
With such an evil mind

I pushed the buttons on her blaster
John Coltrane began to bop
I started workin' on a solid rhythm
With horns over the top
All at once she whispered
";A little fertilizer will make it grow";
Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard
And I covered her with snow

Dirty Mutha Fuzz

Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels
She said, ";You love it, you love it
You're not above it -- you're dirty.";
pi_39273100
Throbbing Gristle - Hot on the heels of Love

Het had net zo goed 'spank the robot' kunnen heten want die lijkt zo te horen behoorlijk de klos in dit nummer. De tekst.. of het gebrek eraan, die door het nummer te horen is met hier en daar gebrabbel van het robotstemmetje wat onverstaanbaar is:

I'm hot on the heels of love
Waiting for help from above
pi_39273146
Fisherspooner - Turn On

Van dezelfde CD (Rough Tradeshops Electronic01)

Deze zal waarschijnlijk meer aan het topic toevoegen

You're getting warm
(You're getting warm)
You hear the door
(You hear the door)
It is creaking
(Creaking)
A fever pitch, built so near and spreads tonight (A fever pitch...tonight)
Winds sweep
(Winds sweep)
Pull you close
(Pull you close)
Through the danger
(Danger)
I know I've got you where I want you tonight
(I've got you where I want you tonight)
I am your frontier explore my heart
(I am your frontier explore my heart)
I am your frontier explore my heart
(You're getting warmer, warmer, warmer tonight)
When it opens
(When it opens)
Trembling
(Trembling)
The fear gives way
(fear gives way)
Anticipation give pulls you nearer tonight (Anticipation tonight)
Red delicious,
(Red delicious) pink and wet
(Pink and wet)
It's hot now (I'm so hot)
I know I've got you where I want you tonight
(I've got you where I want you tonight)
I am your frontier explore my heart
(I am your frontier explore my heart)
I am your frontier explore my heart
(You're getting warmer, warmer, warmer tonight)
And you got it
And you know it
And you got it
And you know it
And you want it
And you feel it
And you got it
And you know it
And you want it
And you feel it
I am your [Pioneer] frontier explore my heart
(I am your [Pioneer] frontier explore my heart)
I am your [Pioneer] frontier explore my heart (You're getting warmer, warmer, warmer tonight)
I am your [Pioneer] frontier explore my heart
(I am your [Pioneer] frontier explore my heart)
I am your [Pioneer] frontier explore my heart (You're getting warmer, warmer, warmer tonight)
Tonight, turn it on
Tonight, turn it on
Tonight
pi_39738325
Misschien al genoemd, maar hier komt die (ook erg geil gezongen overigens...lol):

Lucinda Williams - Right in time

Not a day goes by I don't think about you
You left your mark on me it's permanent a tattoo
Pierce the skin and the blood runs through
Oh my baby

The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me

I stand over the stove in the kitchen
Watch the water boil and I listen
Turn off the television
Oh my baby

The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me

SOLO

I take off my watch and my earrings
My bracelets and everything
Lie on my back and moan at the ceiling
Oh my baby

Think about you and that long ride
I bite my nails I get weak inside
Reach over and turn off the light
Oh my baby

The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me

The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me
pi_39907685
Volgens mij nog niet genoemd. Er zitten wat rare stukjes in, maar het is wel duidelijk lijkt me .

Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps

Recollect me darling raise me to your lips
2 undernourished egos 4 rotating hips
Hold on to me tightly Im a sliding scale
Cant endure then you can inhale
Clearly out of body experience
Interferes and dreams of flying I fit nearly
Surrounds me though I get lonely
Slowly

Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps
Shes moving up slowly
Slowly
Moving up slowly
Interia creeps
Moving up slowly
She comes moving up slowly
She comes moving up slowly
Inertia creeps
Moving up slowly
She comes
Moving up slowly (x2)

In my home no chrome as clear as
See me now with my nearest dearest
Been there when Im over-careering
Room shifting is endearing
Between us is our kitchen
Where she finds my irritants itching
Been here before been here forever

Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps moving up slowly
Inertia creeps moving up slowly
Inertia keeps moving up slowly
She comes
Moving up slowly (x2)
She comes moving up slowly
Inertia creeps moving up slowly

She comes
There be no sound in my eiderdown
Awake I lie in the morning blue
Room is still my antenna in you
Nylon burns the bedspread with 2
Gravity zero see me stall
I bounce off the walls lose my footing and fall
It can be sweet though incomplete though
And the frames will freeze see me on all 4s
Its been a long time

She comes (x2)
Comes
I want to x you, she comes
I want to x you, she comes

I caught your radio waves
I caught your radio waves
With tin cans and string
Say you string me along
Say string me along

Say inertia creeps
Inertia creeps and she comes
Say she comes (x4)
  maandag 17 juli 2006 @ 15:04:01 #185
51608 The_Joker
Do I look like I'm joking
pi_39907809
Zijn er ook liedjes die niet in verband kunnen worden gebracht met erotiek? Ik ken er namelijk geen 1!
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
  zondag 30 juli 2006 @ 12:08:12 #186
109236 Moragh_DaughterofSune
Are you Shpongled?
pi_40318280
Razed in black - Erotica

I'd like to put you in a trance

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice)
Erotic, erotic

Once you put your hand in the flame
You can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction
In a little bit of pain
I can see you understand
I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well rise above
I only hurt the ones I love

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

(Suck, carress, suck, swallow)

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice)
Erotic, erotic

Erotica, romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

Erotic, erotic (repeat several times)
Put your hands all over my body
All over me, all over me

Erotica, [give it up, give it up] romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, [give it up, give it up] romance
I like to do a different kind of
Erotica, [give it up, give it up] romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

Eroti - ca

Razed in black - I worship you

Meet me in my lust lair
I'm slave at your request
Your dress. My dress will tear
You know you're with the beat


Tie me down I'm helpless
Blindfolded and gagged
Force the blade against my throat
Lick the blood against the edge


I'll gladly lick you down there
scratch welts upon your back
I burn you with black candles
claw as I attack


I'm broken possessed
empowered undressed
I WORSHIP YOU


I thrust your dripping heaven
cry out while I perform
Plunge in through the back side
as you quiver and squirm


Ride me and I'll help you
get rid of your despair
strangle me I want to
Breathe in to resurrect
There is nothing left to prove
No use deny this simple truth
Can’t find the reason to keep holding on
Now that the love is gone
  dinsdag 8 augustus 2006 @ 13:00:45 #187
56179 caspervc
Hamster, a dentist
pi_40606020
Cradle Of Filth - A Gothic Romance

Evening minuetto in a castle by the sea
A jewel more radiant than the moon
Lowered Her mask to me
The sublimest creature the Gods, full of fire
Would marvel at making their Queen
Infusing the air with Her fragant desire
And my heart reeled with grave poetry...

From grace I fell in love with Her
Scent and feline lure
And jade woodland eyes that ushered in the impurest
"Erotic, laden fantasies amid this warm Autumn night
She lulled me away from the rich masquerade
And together we clung in the bloodletting moonlight"
Pearled luna, what spell didst thou cast on me?
Her icy kiss fervoured my neck
Like whispering waves 'pon Acheron's beach
In a wirl of sweet voices and statues
That phantomed the dying trees
This debauched seductress in black, took me...

In the pale azured dawn like Ligeia reborn
I tore free of my sleep sepulchre
On the sea misted lawn where stone figures, forlorn
Lamented the spectre of Her
Bewildered and weak, yet with passion replete
I hungered for past overtures
The curse of unrest and her ardent caress
Came much more than my soul could endure...

I, at once endeavoured to see Her again
Stirring from midnight's inertia
Knowing not even her name
On a thin precipice over carnal abyss
I danced like a blind acolyte
Drunk on red wine, her dead lips on mine
Suffused with the perfume of night

For hours I scoured the surrounding grounds
In vain that we might meet
When storm clouds broke, ashened, fatigued
I sought refuge in a cemetery

Sleep, usher dreams
Taint to nightmares from a sunless nether

Mistress of the dark
I now know what thou art

Screams haunt my sleep
Dragged from nightmares thou hast wed together

Lamia and Lemures
Spawned thee leche
To snare my flesh

Portrait of The Dead Countess

Deep stained pain that I had dreamt
Flaunted demise, life's punishment
Leaving little strenght to seal this wretched tomb...

But poisoned nectar within me stirs
Up feverous desire and morbid purpose to search
Through cobwebbed drapery to where she swoons
Goddess of the graveyard, of the tempest and moon
In flawless fatal beauty her very visage compels
Glimpses of a heaven where ghost companies fell
To mourning the loss of god in blackest velvet
Enrobed in their downfall like a swift silhouette

"Fleeting, enshadowed
Thou art privy to my sin
Secrets dead, wouldst thou inflict
The cruell daylights upon my skin?
Dost thou not want to worship me
With crimson sacrifice
So my cunt may twitch against thy kiss
And weep with new-found life?"

Red roses for the Devil's whore...

Dark angels taste my tears
And whisper haunting requiems
Softly to mine ear
Need-fires have lured abominations here...

Nocturnal pulse
My veins spill forth their waters
Rent by lips I cherish most

Awash on her perfidious shores
Where drowning umbra o'er the stars
Ebons graves where lovers whore
Like seraphim and Nahemah

"Nahemah"

Pluck out mine eyes, hasten, attest
Blind reason against thee, Enchantress
For I must know, art thou not death?
My heart echoes bloodless and incensed...

Doth temptation prowl night in vulvic revelry
Did not the Queen of Heaven come as Devil to me?
On that fatal Hallow's Eve when we fled company
As the music swept around us in the crisp, fated leaves
Under horned Diana where her bloodline was sewn
In a graveyard of Angels rent in cool marbled stone
I am grieving the loss of life in sombre velvet
Enrobed in Death's shadow like a swifter
Silhouette...
*Soms denk ik dat ik over dingen nadenk
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Lil Jon And The Eastside Boys ft Oobie - Ooh Na Na Naa Naa

[Intro/Chorus: Oobie]
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa; I'm so horny and I want you to fuck me
I'm tired of masturbating got my body shaking no orgasm faking with me
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa; I'm so horny and I want you to fuck me
I hope you're ready for love, cause I got more than enough
Come bust a beautiful nut up on me
Now I'm just sitting in my lingerie, sipping on some Alize
Trying to figure all the ways I can make you say
Ooh Baby, right there, don't stop
Put it in you're mouth, twirl it round til' you make it pop
Now I'm gonna make you sweat, when you go down in between my legs
You gon be fantasizing bout these lovely thighs
It's gon' be hypnotizing won't you come on and see

[repeat Chorus]

[Devin the Dude]
I see your pussy lips smiling
Been grinning like they want something up in 'em
I been wanting to ask you for some but didn't want to offend you
But now I see you bout as freaky as me
I busted two nuts already now you waiting for number three
You ask me what will it take to get me hard again
I say saliva but see you ain't down for swallowing
You'd rather have it on your skin you wanna rub it in
Move your tongue like that once more girl I'm bout to nut again
Fuck your friends in your business ask me why I call everyday
And why your face is so clean just tell 'em oil of olay
I thought I could girl you could do miles
Lay on your side raise up ur legs let me see that beautiful smile
Awww yeah, I'mma put it all in there
And you relax but then you ask me to pull ur hair
And I'll do it you'll scream but the nut won't last
Cause right before you know it Splash!!

[Chorus - 2x]

[Lil Jon]
Dick suck my dick suck
Shawty want you to put it on me
Rough sex, fuck fest
Let me put ya to test
Up & down in and out
Put that dick back in yo mouth
You take the cream I'mma make you cream
You dick fiend I'mma pussy fiend
Role play, fantasy, Hennessy, ecstacy
Hard fast not slow after this they ain't gon want no mo'
Lay you down, pick you up, speed it up you wit me boy
Doggy style buck wild I'll leave yo ass screaming aahh!
Goddamn don't stop cum rising to the top
Girl you suck dick so good make me wanna call the cops
And it don't make no sense the way you suck the dick
The way you lick from the shaft to the dome of the dick
Goddamn can't lie girl I love the shit
Strap up, get head fuck the shit I don't
Cause I'm big Sam baby, I'll rock yo world baby
I lay the kinda pipe that make yo turls curl baby

[Outro]
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
I'm so horny
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
So touch me baby
Na Na Naa Naa
I know that you want me
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
So come on bust one for me
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
I'm so horny
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
And I want you baby
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
I see it's nice and hard for me
Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
So come and skeet it on me


chill liedje
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quote:
ROMPEPROP
Pussyjuice Chup a Chup

Pu-ssy-juuuuice !!!!!!

I'm in a candystore, what do I seeeeee?

Flavours...like strawberry,
& melon, banana-taste,
they have cherry, oh what a waste!
Cuz what I really wanna choose
A Chup-a-chup that taste like pussyjuice!!!

'Can I help you sir?' and I look up at her
She's gorgeous in that skirt
Oh yeah you can my love,
take your panties off
Please bend over it doesn't hurt!
Do me a favour, a certain flavour
Is what I want suckin' Chup-a-chup
Yeah I'm a dude, that dislikes fruit
Only taste-of-cunt-is-good!
She pulls up her skirt,
this bendin' over bird
My favourite kinda meat,
it smells so sweet
Vibrating eggs disappear between her legs
She-is-my-recipe!
Vibrating eggs snore,
sound of buzzing fills the store
She dripps from her lips,
between her horny hips
Ofcourse I also wanna fuck it,
but first this fluid in a bucket
After that I put it in the freezer,
Next to my pussyjuice Bacardi Breezer!
Do you wanna be my favourite recipe?!!

Pussyjuice, the taste for me !!!!
Lick it & suck it !!!! [8x]
Pu-ssy-juice, chup-a-chup-a-chup! [2x]
Op zondag 1 maart 2009 16:07 schreef RonaldV het volgende: Jij bent nog niet verzuurd genoeg :{w
Canon 500n | 300D | 30D | 1DmkIII | 24-105mm F/4 L | 70-200mm F/2.8 L | 50mm F/1.8 | 8mm Peleng Fish | 580EX-II | Metz44 | + de rest van de kitlensjes
  dinsdag 5 september 2006 @ 13:46:35 #190
145755 kahaarin
You are my sunshine......
pi_41514083
Maria McKee


Show Me Heaven


There you go
Flashing fever from your eyes
Hey baby, come over here and shut them tight
I'm not denying
We're flying above it all
Hold my hand, don't let me fall
You've such amazing grace
I've never felt this way...
Ooh Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Ooh Show me heaven please
Here I go
I'm shaking just like the breeze
Hey baby I need your hand to steady me
I'm not denying
I'm frightened as much as you
Though I'm barely touching you
I've shivers down my spine
And it feels divine
Ooh Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Ooh oh oh Show me heaven please
If you know what it's like
To dream a dream
Baby hold me tight
And let this be ohhhhh
Heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Ooh Show me heaven please
Leave me breathless
Leave me breathless
Cover me
yeh........
be nice or go away
  woensdag 6 september 2006 @ 19:01:49 #191
125126 Mr-Coffee
pissing people off since 1980
pi_41557695
quote:
Op dinsdag 8 augustus 2006 13:00 schreef caspervc het volgende:
Cradle Of Filth - A Gothic Romance

Evening minuetto in a castle by the sea
A jewel more radiant than the moon
Lowered Her mask to me
The sublimest creature the Gods, full of fire
Would marvel at making their Queen
Infusing the air with Her fragant desire
And my heart reeled with grave poetry...

From grace I fell in love with Her
Scent and feline lure
And jade woodland eyes that ushered in the impurest
"Erotic, laden fantasies amid this warm Autumn night
She lulled me away from the rich masquerade
And together we clung in the bloodletting moonlight"
Pearled luna, what spell didst thou cast on me?
Her icy kiss fervoured my neck
Like whispering waves 'pon Acheron's beach
In a wirl of sweet voices and statues
That phantomed the dying trees
This debauched seductress in black, took me...

In the pale azured dawn like Ligeia reborn
I tore free of my sleep sepulchre
On the sea misted lawn where stone figures, forlorn
Lamented the spectre of Her
Bewildered and weak, yet with passion replete
I hungered for past overtures
The curse of unrest and her ardent caress
Came much more than my soul could endure...

I, at once endeavoured to see Her again
Stirring from midnight's inertia
Knowing not even her name
On a thin precipice over carnal abyss
I danced like a blind acolyte
Drunk on red wine, her dead lips on mine
Suffused with the perfume of night

For hours I scoured the surrounding grounds
In vain that we might meet
When storm clouds broke, ashened, fatigued
I sought refuge in a cemetery

Sleep, usher dreams
Taint to nightmares from a sunless nether

Mistress of the dark
I now know what thou art

Screams haunt my sleep
Dragged from nightmares thou hast wed together

Lamia and Lemures
Spawned thee leche
To snare my flesh

Portrait of The Dead Countess

Deep stained pain that I had dreamt
Flaunted demise, life's punishment
Leaving little strenght to seal this wretched tomb...

But poisoned nectar within me stirs
Up feverous desire and morbid purpose to search
Through cobwebbed drapery to where she swoons
Goddess of the graveyard, of the tempest and moon
In flawless fatal beauty her very visage compels
Glimpses of a heaven where ghost companies fell
To mourning the loss of god in blackest velvet
Enrobed in their downfall like a swift silhouette

"Fleeting, enshadowed
Thou art privy to my sin
Secrets dead, wouldst thou inflict
The cruell daylights upon my skin?
Dost thou not want to worship me
With crimson sacrifice
So my cunt may twitch against thy kiss
And weep with new-found life?"

Red roses for the Devil's whore...

Dark angels taste my tears
And whisper haunting requiems
Softly to mine ear
Need-fires have lured abominations here...

Nocturnal pulse
My veins spill forth their waters
Rent by lips I cherish most

Awash on her perfidious shores
Where drowning umbra o'er the stars
Ebons graves where lovers whore
Like seraphim and Nahemah

"Nahemah"

Pluck out mine eyes, hasten, attest
Blind reason against thee, Enchantress
For I must know, art thou not death?
My heart echoes bloodless and incensed...

Doth temptation prowl night in vulvic revelry
Did not the Queen of Heaven come as Devil to me?
On that fatal Hallow's Eve when we fled company
As the music swept around us in the crisp, fated leaves
Under horned Diana where her bloodline was sewn
In a graveyard of Angels rent in cool marbled stone
I am grieving the loss of life in sombre velvet
Enrobed in Death's shadow like a swifter
Silhouette...
Die oude teksten van CoF blijven geweldig.

Devourment - Fucked to Death (hoe romantisch ende sensueel)

[Lyrics By: Mike Majewski]

I'm sick of looking at these filthy ass fucking slobs
I need some slit to satisfy my dirty cock and if these pigs don't give it up
ill have to get my knife
Or stick a glock to their temple and say "give yourself to me" These urges
are controlling me
I need a cunt around my dick
I need fresh blood
The voices tell me to kill

I creep in search of victims for my lustful needs
I find one and stab her repeatedly
Then drag the blood soaked victim deep into the woods I strip her, no' one
hears her screams
I beat her, I smash my fist in her face
Please kill me she says while breathing her last breath
I clutch my blade with all my might, stab her in the fucking guts

Now the fuckin' fun will begin
I slide my hard cock right in
What a feeling it is
to feel her still warm dead skin
Her limp body still bleeds profusely
with my knife I slice her pretty face,
I cant stop laughing.

My blood drenched cock is pounding so hard
It tears up the skin on my dick
Now my blood is mixed in with this fuckin' filthy diseased dead bitch
I breathe heavy, mouth is open
By mistake I swallow blood, I have an idea
The blood gave me a jolt of new pleasure (in this blood)
I then take a chunk from her face and tear skin exposing bone (her skin
ripping)
Chunks dripping from my chin
I will eat her cunt next

Spread open your legs [x2]
I slide in my wet blade
My dick is so hard my skin is ripping
Her blood sprays in the air like a fountain
Never in my life have I felt such pleasure
My heart is pounding
Killing is what I'm made for

Now I am full, another idea
I must take shit on this fuckin' bitch
I let one fly onto her face
I then lean down and kiss this bitch
The smell is insane, shit flows in my veins
It matters not, my cock is now hard again
I jerk off with shit on my hands
Lust still fills me, in time ill do this again
Again I must kill again [x4]
Set Sail, For Fail.
JA NOU EN,IS GOED VOOR JE!!
  woensdag 6 september 2006 @ 21:58:44 #192
147661 Aikara
Shut the fuck up Donny
pi_41564536
Morgana Lefay - State of intoxication

You're nude just screwed
Your dick is in pain but you're in a good mood
With nothing in mind almost blind
Your pecker's a mess but you do feel fine
You're gucked you're sucked you've fucked
You're glued to the sheets like a piece of rock?
White stains on her behind
Fruits of the labour of the bump and grind
State of intoxication
I'm flying high on love
Make love no way
It's a physical act with no foreplay
Doin' the deeds that your boner needs
Drain your balls into the pussy you feed
You sweat you howl you growl
Fornicate her with your heart and soul
Dirty deeds done dirty sheets
A combination of sticky and sweet
State of intoxication
I'm flying high on love
Romance no chance
Extacy is like a woodoo dance
A fuck is an act not a shameful crime
It has been done since the dawn of time
What do we do? We screw!
Armadillos are doin' it too
A matter of course our source
Nature is an unstoppable force
State of intoxication
I'm flying high on love
pi_41577424
Eentje van Destruction dit keer...
quote:
Reject Emotions

Every night the same old game
after the show you are looking for something
you're on the road for much too long
your love has grown between your legs

don't need a love romance
all you want is something to ride
princess you wanna open your legs
it is time to show you my way of love

reject emotions- satisfiy your feelings
victim of lust- trapped in lunatic possession
reject emotions- too horny to be alone
reject emotions

too shy maiden with innocent eyes
no chance for you to strike tonight
they don't realize your game of love
love is a lie- a wasted business
Op zondag 1 maart 2009 16:07 schreef RonaldV het volgende: Jij bent nog niet verzuurd genoeg :{w
Canon 500n | 300D | 30D | 1DmkIII | 24-105mm F/4 L | 70-200mm F/2.8 L | 50mm F/1.8 | 8mm Peleng Fish | 580EX-II | Metz44 | + de rest van de kitlensjes
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Who's Who - Sexy Fuck

"So fucking sexy... You're a sexy fuck!!!"
  vrijdag 17 november 2006 @ 17:09:56 #195
135509 schaap001
Ik bedoel maar te zeggen:
pi_43640228
Erotisch is 't niet echt, maar goed: wel een geinige tekst.

Joe Walsh - I Like Big Tits

UH HU
I like big tits
You see 'em on the street
Left and right
I like big tits that's right
I try to look away but I can't resist
Evertime I try to call it quits
Hear come some tits, thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits, uh hu
Tits
Well they come in twos
Hard to choose
Your favorite tit
Uh hu
I like tits for dinner, a noon time snack
I like tits for lunch, a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
What it is
They're where its at
Tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Buckeled up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits
Uh hu
Tits save it all for me
Tits
  woensdag 6 december 2006 @ 14:30:43 #196
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_44192969
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  dinsdag 12 december 2006 @ 12:18:19 #197
134256 Cutebutpsycho
Things even out.
pi_44352706
Pink met Fingers..

Me vengo! Me vengo!!

Heerlijk nummer, al vind ik de "uh uh uh" hier en daar wel storend, dat had van mij wel weggelaten mogen worden

"Me vengo" lijkt me duidelijk..

Fingers Lyrics

I'm alone now
Staring at the ceiling
I'm kinda bored now
I can't sleep
And you and me can't make my life complete
When you come you slip into a dream

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking

I'm starving
For some attention
I'm begging, pleading, bleeding
For a suggestion
I bite my tongue because I wanna scream
I'm almost there and you turn and look at me

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking

Rewind and you will see
Why in the morning
I'm happy
Right there on the tv screen
Me vengo, me vengo

I'm restless
You need some caffeine
But I'm wasted
If you could only see
Cause I need more than you are gonna give

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching


Dan de all time cliché wat mij betreft... Paula Cole met Feelin Love

Hoe kan het dat die er nog niet bijstaat!!! Of heb ik wat gemist...

Anyway...

FEELIN LOVE Lyrics

Love, love

You make me feel like a sticky pistil...
leaning into a stamen
You make me feel like a mister sunshine...
Himself
You make me feel like splendor in the grass...
While we're rollin'
Damn skippy baby
You make me feel like the Amazon's runnin' between...
my thighs

CHORUS:

You make me feel love, love, love, love, love
love, love, love, love, love
You make me feel love, love, love, love, love
love, love, love, love

You make me feel like a candy apple
All red and horney
You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door
And I would open the door and...
I'd be all wet
With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt...
That I'm wearing
And you would open the door and tie...
Me up to the bed

Chorus

Lover, I don't know who I am OOohhh
Am I very wide? Am I hot inside? Ohhh...
Lover, I'm glazed with your compunctions
Oh baby babe babe baby
I will be your Desdemona ahhhhh...

Take your time

You make me feel Ahaa
You make me feel WooWoo baby
You make me feel Ahaa mmm
You make me feel loved
Ik heb geen semi-intelligente signature.
JoPiDo:"Volgens mij is Cutebutpsycho een raszeikwijf, ééntje die je als man absoluut links moet laten liggen."
  zondag 17 december 2006 @ 22:39:08 #198
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_44523005
Sublime - Dat Rape

Let me tell you about a girl I know
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylie.

The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

DATE RAPE

She didn't want to TAKE IT!
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  maandag 18 december 2006 @ 02:32:26 #199
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_44527271
Rammstein - Moskau

Это песня о самом красивом
городе в мире. Москва!

Diese Stadt ist eine Dirne
Hat rote Flecken auf der Stirn
Ihre Zähne sind aus Gold
Sie ist fett und doch so hold
Ihr Mund fällt mir zu Tale
wenn ich sie dafür bezahle
Sie zieht sich aus doch nur für Geld
Die Stadt die mich in Atem hält

Moskau
Раз, два, три!
Moskau
Посмотри!
Пионеры там идут,
песни Ленину поют.

Sie ist alt und trotzdem schön
Ich kann ihr nicht widerstehen
не могу устоять
Pudert sich die alte Haut
Hat sich die Brüste neu gebaut
построила вновь
Sie macht mich geil ich leide Qualen
Sie tanzt für mich ich muss bezahlen
я должен платить
Sie schläft mit mir doch nur für Geld
Ist doch die schönste Stadt der Welt

Moskau
Раз, два, три!
Moskau
Посмотри!
Пионеры там идут,
песни Ленину поют.

Ich sehe was, was du nicht siehst
(Wenn du deine Augen schließt)
когда ты ночью крепко спишь
Ich sehe was, was du nicht siehst
(Wenn du vor mir niederkniest)
когда ты предо мной лежишь
Ich sehe was, was du nicht siehst
(Wenn du mich mit dem Mund berührst)
когда со мною говоришь
Ich sehe was, das siehst du nie
Раз, два, три!

Moskau
Раз, два, три!
Moskau
Посмотри!
Пионеры там идут,
песни Ленину поют.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  donderdag 28 december 2006 @ 23:55:28 #200
164018 nijnja
Nimmer alcohol, enkel Fristi
pi_44812386
Dope - Sex Machine

Long hair big lips
Little doll frame round her plastic tits
She's automatic super clean
Little bang baby all American dream
American dream

My little baby is electric on it
My little baby is a sex machine
My little baby does it just like I want it
My little baby is a sex machine

Start her motor
Take your time
Rev her up slowly and pull the line
Are you ready you wanna play
Put your pedal to her metal
She'll blow you away

My little baby is electric on it
My little baby is a sex machine
My little baby does it just like I want it
My little baby is a sex machine


Zit ook lekkere solo in btw
Geen Nijntje, enkel Nijnja || Livalo's 'G' O+
Op woensdag 22 april 2009 19:16 schreef Surveillance-Fiets het volgende: nijn kan schelden _O_
Op zondag 6 september 2009 00:14 schreef yvonne het volgende: Jij hoorde een bleek ventje van 15 te zijn :D
  maandag 5 februari 2007 @ 23:23:35 #201
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_46026318
BUZZCOCKS

"Orgasm Addict"

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova.
you're a no-josep it's a labour of love fucking yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
johnny want fuckie always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 5 februari 2007 @ 23:47:38 #202
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_46027205
Vrouw Holland - Oh Heer

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  zondag 25 februari 2007 @ 19:56:45 #203
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_46668245
Grinderman - No Pussy Blues

My face is finished, my body's gone.
And I can't help but think standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful.
With their questioning eyes.
That I must above all things love myself.

I saw a girl in the crowd,
I ran over I shouted out,
I asked if I could take her out,
But she said that she didn't want to.

I changed the sheets on my bed,
I combed the hairs across my head,
I sucked in my gut and still she said
That she just didn't want to.

I read her Eliot, read her Yeats,
I tried my best to stay up late,
I fixed the hinges on her gate,
But still she just never wanted to.

I bought her a dozen snow-white doves,
I did her dishes in rubber gloves,
I called her Honeybee, I called her Love,
But she just still didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I sent her every type of flower,
I played her guitar by the hour,
I patted her revolting little chihuahua,
But still she just didn't want to.

I wrote a song with a hundred lines,
I picked a bunch of dandelions,
I walked her through the trembling pines,
But she just even then didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I thought I'd try another tack,
I drank a litre of cognac,
I threw her down upon her back,
But she just laughed and said that she just didn't want to.

I thought I'd have another go,
I called her mah little O,
I felt like Marcel Marceau
must feel when she said that she just never wanted to. She just didn't want to.

I got the no pussy blues.
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
pi_48109517
Niet echt erotisch meer


David Banner - "Play"
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl
Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl
I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor
A nigga can't fuck, what you think your finger made for
I'ma beat that pussy up
You get it wet enough, I might lick it up
Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl
Lick that clit
Cum girl
Uh, I wanna see your legs shake
Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break
Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache
Think about the type right now, girl, mastur
(Uh uh) bate for a nigga, freak you in the clubs
stop worrying about them other hoes
It's me in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum on your finger girl, lick it all off
Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss
Play with the nitty girl, stick it on in
I'm feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends
I can make 'em bounce like 1, 2, 3
It ain't nothin' to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot
Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl
Bring your clique
Cum girl
And I'ma make 'em all cum
Beat it like Mr. Collipark on the drum
I'ma beat it like Mike when he fucked Billie Jean
Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream
Move it to the right, move your finger to the left
Work it all around til your ass outta breath
I ain't tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back
Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that
Freaky ass hoes, love freaky ass men
Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in
Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth
You make a nigga wanna fuck your ass on the couch
While we're still in the club, show your pussy love
Work that clit
Cum girl
Go on and hit the dance floor
Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for
Uh, like a finger, like a donkey
Lemme see you play, play with your monkey
Damn, cause your ass so chunky
Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it's funky
I'ma put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Work that clit
Cum girl


Blackstreet - "Fix"

More and more on and on

Yeah, can we get everybody to clap your hands
A little something like this?
Come on, say "oh-oh"
(oh-oh)
Scream!
(scream)

Oh, sugar girl, you sexy thing
That's right
I like the way you swing, oh yeah
Always want to be your lover
Always want to be your lover
Oh, you can call me
If you need a fix or two
Girl, you know how we do
I got to get with you, all right, yeah

You can get me on the phone
And dial my number, I'll be waiting
Yes, I will, when I see you
We'll be, yeah, yeah, yeah
All I want to do is drive you crazy, girl...
That's right, oh, baby, yes
Uh-uh come on

[1] - If you need a fix
Let me be the one you can call
Blackstreet
If you want a fix
And I can give you what you need, yeah
If you need a fix
Baby, you know I can give you
More and more on and on

You don't have to worry, come on
I'll be there for you, that's right
It's time for you to be my girl
Time for you to be my girl...

We've been knowing each other for some time, girl
Oh, yeah
And I don't know what I'd do without you

[Repeat 1]

Teddy, jam for me, yeah
I can give it to you, baby
Get down, get down, get down, get down, down, down
Come on, come on, yeah
I can give it to you, baby
I can give it to you, get down, down, down
Take it to the priest

[Repeat 1]

I can be your candy man...
Anytime you want it baby, you call..
Get down, get down

If you need a fix, say yeah
Everybody come on, clap
Just clap your hands...

[Repeat 1]

If you need a fix

[ Bericht 8% gewijzigd door Rhanna op 07-04-2007 14:53:39 ]
  vrijdag 20 april 2007 @ 23:42:09 #205
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_48559098
JOSE NUNEZ - BILINGUAL

The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice
Hearing you speak my name
Beckoning me to answer
Telling me you want me
So I tell you that you're the answer to every question I've ever had about love

Without words I use my tongue to tell the tale of us
Tracing your shadowscape
Kneeling before you my eyes feast upon your masculinity and
All its divinity and I praise you
Because all of that is for me

I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies
Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts
Dripping down my chin
Your taste is something Godiva couldn't re-create

Needing every atom of your anatomy
Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity
Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciesness
Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes
In my daydreams
Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum
And it makes me want you right there and then

Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get
Tingling sensations in private locations where I wish to be caught between a rock and your hard place

As wetness develops my legs begin to open and my spot turns to a backdraft and all I want you to do is extinguish it
You know my body like the back of your hands
And touch me and send me into ecstacy

My thighs quiver in anticipation of deep penetration which gets me high
Body rising
Sweating
Panting
Make-up melting
Pulling my hair and
Scratching my back
I get a temporary case of tourettes because all I can say are four letter words in a four octave-range screaming your name

(Spanish)

You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual

I see your tongue pink between your lips and I want it between mine
And I struggle
As you lick torturing me
I try to get away but
Not really

Running out of room begging for more up against the wall that has been scuffed by my stilletos
Again
You pry apart my thighs and tell me to be still
And I willingly submit to you because I love the way you dominate me
Demanding that I cum for you so I do as I'm told

You've molded me so I'm good to no-one else but you
You've conquered this once orgasmicless world and multiplied it
Again and
Again

My face radiates with after-glow
My pillow scented by you
A fragrance which haunts me
My room smells of the best sex
I
Covered in body prints and finger prints and you above me
Your name written indelibly upon my body in your genetic history

You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual


Een echt lekker nummer !!
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  woensdag 2 mei 2007 @ 13:41:10 #206
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_48924855
Björk - Big Time Sensuality

I can sense it
Something important
Is about to happen
It's coming up.

It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle
Big time sensuality.

We just met
And I know I'm a bit too intimate
But something huge is coming up
And we're both included.

It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle
Big time sensuality.

I don't know my future after this weekend
And I don't want to.

It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle
Big time sensuality
Sensuality

met een béétje fantasie erotisch genoeg dunkt me
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  donderdag 3 mei 2007 @ 17:47:01 #207
3647 B.R.Oekhoest
Taalpotpourrist Berend Rinus
pi_48972740
Dance away - Roxy Music

Yesterday - well it seemed so cool
When I walked you home, kissed goodnight
I said it's love; you said all right
It's funny how I could never cry
Until tonight and you pass by
Hand in hand with another guy
You're dressed to kill and guess who's dying?
Dance away the heartache
Dance away the tears
- Dance away
Loneliness is a crowded room
Full of open hearts turned to stone
All together all alone
All at once my whole world had changed
Now I'm in the dark, off the wall
Let the strobe light up them all
I close my eyes and dance till dawn
- Dance away
Now I know I must walk the line
Until I find an open door
Off the street, onto the floor
There was I - many times a fool
I hope and pray, but not too much
Out of reach is out of touch
All the way is far enough
De moraal zit in een crisis, niemand weet meer wat van wie is.
Mijn broer Tinus zeker niet; de minkukel neemt steeds ongevraagd bezit van mijn FOK!account. Beste vent wel verder, overigens: http://fotoboek.fok.nl/Tinus_O..
pi_48973695
Nine Inch Nails - Deep
This will come true
Help me get through
Into you
Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep
All I can do driving me through
Into you
Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep

Tool - Maynard's Dick
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on
Maynard's dick
led nie op de spelvaudten!
pi_48974057
Queens of the Stonage - Skin on Skin

From the moment you said "why haven't you kissed me yet?"
I knew i'd wipe that paint from your lips
I stare the lids off your eyes, gone down on your dirty mind
& end up between you hips
Handfuls of sweat tangled hair, anytime, anywhere
I wanna lick you too much baby
I just play all alone, whispering for your moan
Forced to crawl down this line, just to touch

I can get in
I can't get out
I'm just sweating my sheets
I hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go baby
Twisted secret lives, the way you bat your eyes
Givin head givin head givin head

Watch you come from above
I'm so needy for love, i'm desperate,
Greedy in slavery
I sneak around from behind
I got a one track mind
We got a skin on skin thing baby
I wanna lick you too much
I hear you comin ooh aaaah baby
Robert Smith should really cover Coldplays 'Clocks'
And when he'd sing 'Am I part of the cure, or part of the disease?'
We'd all be like: "I know this one!"
  donderdag 3 mei 2007 @ 18:51:58 #210
167723 sanni
Acima de seu
pi_48974587
Ik weet niet of deze al is langsgeweest maar bij deze dan:

Yeastie Girls

I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now

(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

(chorus x2)

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know,
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

(chorus x2)
Now, you SUCK!
  zondag 3 juni 2007 @ 22:25:57 #211
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_50073839
KHIA - "My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  maandag 4 juni 2007 @ 03:45:12 #212
128262 horned_reaper
horned_reaper
pi_50081023
Torsofuck - Erotic Diarree Fantasy's
  dinsdag 3 juli 2007 @ 02:14:38 #213
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_51082293
Diana Krall - Peel Me a Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me

Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
  dinsdag 17 juli 2007 @ 13:12:33 #214
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_51555587
Buckcherry -Crazy Bitch


All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_51555941
quote:
Op maandag 5 februari 2007 23:23 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
BUZZCOCKS

"Orgasm Addict"
Kijk, das goede muziek
Vinyl RYM
[TK] Vinyl
  maandag 13 augustus 2007 @ 22:26:11 #216
53283 Captain_Chaos
Aláááááááárm.....
pi_52344682
Kinks - Lola

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
  maandag 13 augustus 2007 @ 22:48:13 #217
150421 Zygje
negerstaaf
pi_52345611
Babysitter - Morningwood
Close the door behind us
Don’t open it to strangers
You know where to find us
Sure I got your numbers
(Don't you) You gotta start sometime (wanna sit next to me?)
Show me as I show you mine
(I'll show) Can you keep a secret? (you a secret, or two, or three)

Baby, Baby, (your such a) Baby, Baby
And one thing I chose to admit
Is that your momma momma momma
Shouldn't let me baby-sit

Can I crawl in bed with you?
I'll let you stay up real late
And do what you wanna do
If I can be a playmate
(Don't) You can be my boy scout (you need someone to tuck you in?)
But you gotta turn the lights out

Baby, Baby, (your such a) Baby, Baby
And one thing I chose to admit
Is that your daddy daddy daddy
Shouldn't let me baby-sit

[Babysitter Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com]
You gotta start sometime
It might as well be now
I wanted you to be mine

Never let me baby-sit [x4]

Baby, Baby, (your such a) Baby, Baby
And one thing I chose to admit
Is that your momma momma momma
Shouldn't let me baby-sit

(Never let me) Baby (sit), Baby, (your such a) Baby, Baby (never let me)
And one thing I chose to admit
(Never let me) Is that your daddy daddy daddy
Shouldn't let me baby-sit

(Never let me) Baby (sit), Baby, (your such a) Baby, Baby
And one thing I chose to admit
Is that your momma momma momma
Shouldn't let me baby-sit...
Toverkracht is de reclame van de herhaling!
  dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 @ 08:58:13 #218
156288 wallofdolls
Making love with my ego
pi_52351351
Golden Earring - Leather, live Nashville 1978

moest m wel even overschrijven van n opname want hier bestaat geen tekst van

(sprekend, onder begeiding van drums)
I couldn't sleep last night
so i took me a walk down main street
Suddenly on the left there's that sports car stopping,
door opens and inside is this gorgeous blonde girl

She says: you're looking for a ride boyyyy?
i said: sure, you know and i'm getting into the car
We're cruising down the street
and she sais: you wanna come down to my apartment
listen to some records, getting high boyyyy?

I said, sure! i got nothing else to do!
So ehm, we ride over to her appartment and she opens the door
and this place looks like a goddamn fucking MU-SEUM!
She's got straps against the wall all over and chains and whips
and all things that could do you nasty pain

She said: i wanna slip in something confortable
so you help yourself to the bar over there in the corner in the little leather closet
So i walked over, i tried to open the bar
and suddenly this automatic hancocks whipped OUT!
I'm caught like this, bending over!

And in she walks whit this ....
and she says, it's gonna be the whip for you boyyyy
WHOAAAA, wait a minute wait a minute
she says, it's gonna be the whip for you boyyyy

Whow, i said, listen baby
i said anything, anythinh but the whip
she towers over me now you know
and got that real evil look in her eyes
and she says: ANYTHING boyyyyy?

And i said ok THE WHIP,
BUT YOU GET A STRANGE SENSE OF HUMOR BABY

(riff begint, zingend)

Love at first sight
Last all night
Maybe from the moment
She'll open my thighs
It's been allright
For my gesundheit
Maybe from the moment
She'll cross my eyes
Here it comes
Here it comes
I don't know where to go
It's a sadomasochism
She hurts me with a leather
She do me no favour in between
She stole, she stole my heart and money
I got the straps on
You're having your fun
Baby from the moment you beat
my drumm
It's been allright
For my gesundheit
Baby from the moment
You'll open my eyes
Here it comes
Here it comes
I don't know where to go
It's a sadomasochism
Leather she curse with a leather
Didn't even she do me no favour
in between
She stole, she stole my dignity
Burnin' leather
Keep searchin' leather
Burnin' leather
Keep searchin' leather
Burnin' leather
Keep searchin' leather
Burnin' leather
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  dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 @ 11:03:53 #219
53708 ondeugend
Lost in Sound
pi_52353596
quote:
Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 08:58 schreef wallofdolls het volgende:
Golden Earring - Leather, live Nashville 1978

moest m wel even overschrijven van n opname want hier bestaat geen tekst van
Hey... super!!!
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_52354891
Cradle And Filth - Dusk And Her Embrace

When the sun has wept upon the waveless lake
And the mists steal in with ease
Covened wolves are their eerie dissonant napes
In adoration of the moon and thee

"They call as I to thee...."

And I will come, as if in dream
My languid, dark and lustrous Malaresian Queen
Of vengeful, ancient breed
Gilded with the pelts of many enemies
Erishkigal, raven-haired
Thy seduction haunts the castle in erotic despair
I can taste thy scent by candlelight
Legs of porcelain traced and laced to their lair
Appease the beast on spattered sheets
Dyed unearthly red as sobriety weeps

Nocternity....
She shall come for me

A black velvet painting sprung to elegant life
Like a poignant Madonna perverted to night
And I have ridden from the westerning light
To expend my lust
Tear away the funereal dress
Know that I will escape from my death
Surrendered to the splendour of her sharpened caress

Lo! The pale moonlight
Weaves a poetic spell of vital death and decline
Of mist and moth and the hunger inside
Kisses took to fever and the fever, demise

"Through twilight, darkness and moonrise
My scarlet tears will run
As stolen blood and whispered love
Of fantasies undone"

Countess swathed in ebony
And snow-white balletic grace
Rouge-filmed lips procure the wish
For lust and her disgrace

Dusk and her embrace

We shall flit through the shadows
Like a dream of (were)wolves in the snow
Under deadly nightshade
Still warmed with the kill's afterglow

Beneath the stars thy flesh bedevils me
(Beneath the stars taste the death in me)
Bequeath to me thy fiery kiss
To sever thin mortality

Elizabeth
My heart is thine
Thy fragrant words Warm within like wine....

"Let me come to thee
With eyes like Asphodel
Moon-glancing, loose desires free
To writhe under my spell"

Ereshkigal, raven-haired
Thy seduction haunts the castle in erotic despair
I know thy scent by candlelight
Immortal flesh I yearn to share
Appease the beast on spattered sheets
Dyed malefic red as sobriety weeps
Nocternity
She shall come for me....

Unfurl thy limbs breathless succubus
How the full embosomed fog
Imparts the night to us....

Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin ook wel, maar da's meer iets voor de liefhebbers
pi_52355158
Violent Delight - I Wish I Was A Girl

I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

I wish I was a girl

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Cost being a guy is really boring
And cross dressing just isn't my thing

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cos being a girl would be so cool
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool
[b]Op maandag 20 augustus 2012 10:56 schreef robdriessen het volgende:[/b]
Kom niet aan DW, want ze heeft een heel leger achter zich. Letterlijk. ;)
[b]Op maandag 8 mei 2017 22:33 schreef KaBuf het volgende:[/b]
Bek houden tegen DW hè :(
pi_52355190
Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.

I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

(Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself. (Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
[b]Op maandag 20 augustus 2012 10:56 schreef robdriessen het volgende:[/b]
Kom niet aan DW, want ze heeft een heel leger achter zich. Letterlijk. ;)
[b]Op maandag 8 mei 2017 22:33 schreef KaBuf het volgende:[/b]
Bek houden tegen DW hè :(
pi_52357567
Prince


  • come
  • peach
  • orgasm
  • lady cab driver
  • endorphinmachine
  • 319
  • horny toad
  • i wanna melt with u
  • black sweat
  • and god created woman
  • gett off
  • willing and albe
  • pussy control, p control
  • delirious
  • other side of the pillow
  • sexy MF, sexy motherfucker
  • lovesign
  • dirty mind
  • darling nikki
  • 18 and over
  • What Do U Want Me 2 Do
  • Sex in the summer
  • in this bed i scream
  • One Kiss At A Time
  • Sister! *die is echt nasty *
  • I Love U in Me
  • She's Always in My Hair
  • Mister goodnight (die is sensueel... i guess..)
  • Sexme, Sexmenot.
  • Supercute
  • Underneath The Cream
  • SM Groove
  • The ride
  • Bob george
  • The ride
  • The Greatest Romance Ever Sold
  • hot with you
  • The wire ( Creamy instrumental )
  • Ripopgodazippa
  • Sexual Suicide
  • Scarlet pussy
  • Irresistible Bitch
  • Shockadelica
  • Pink Cashmere.
  • Adore
  • if i was your girlfriend
  • Slow Love.
  • Hot thing
  • Love Machine
  • Insatiable

    Nee hoor, ben echt geen prince fan en trouwens, hij heeft zoveel erotische songs.. of songs die je erotisch kan opvatten dat je de hele avond kan sexen of romantisch kan zijn op prince muziek....

    Buddy guy - what kind of woman is this...

    [ Bericht 26% gewijzigd door Hbjr op 14-08-2007 17:14:16 ]
    • "I don't know quotes" -Quoteless
      dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 @ 17:35:30 #224
    156288 wallofdolls
    Making love with my ego
    pi_52364109
    quote:
    Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 11:03 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

    [..]

    Hey... super!!!
    Die speech is ook veel cooler dan de eigenlijke tekst
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      dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 @ 18:45:16 #225
    109106 umberrella
    verraden door mijn illusies
    pi_52366042
    INXS - Need you tonight

    Come over here
    All you got is this moment
    The twenty-first centurys yesterday
    You can care all you want
    Everybody does yeah thats okay

    So slide over here
    And give me a moment
    Your moves are so raw
    Ive got to let you know
    Ive got to let you know
    Youre one of my kind

    I need you tonight
    cause Im not sleeping
    Theres something about you girl
    That makes me sweat

    How do you feel
    Im lonely
    What do you think
    Cant take it all
    Whatcha gonna do
    Gonna live my life
    I’ve had enough
    Gonna stand up straight
    And rebuild my life
    Well you gotta have faith
    pi_52366292
    Deze mis ik:

    De Heideroosjes - fistfuck party at 701

    Eleven, I guess she was elevenThis pretty girl next door, always smiling at meShe had this kind of sunlight in her eyes
    Always laughing and playing with the kids in the street
    And then at one moment she just disappeared
    A few days later she was found, dead in a ditch

    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    molesting little children, oh what fun
    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    ruin a life that just begun

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!

    Extra, Extra, read all about it!
    Something strange is going on today
    Little kids disappear and no one seems to care
    Weird games being played and no one seems to care
    Don't trust the one you thought you could trust,
    just be aware!

    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    molesting little children, oh what a fun
    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    ruin a life that just begun

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!

    Let's just close our eyes and pretend that nothing is wrong
    Let's just close our eyes and sing another stupid happy hardcore song
    nana nana nana nana nana

    But there are kids tied up just next to your door
    Penetrated little girls on your neighbor's floor
    There is a fistfuckparty and your daughter is in
    It's not the end, It's just a beginning

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    pi_52366526
    Oh ja, beetje plaatselijk, maar weet cker dat iemand ze wel kent.

    Schuur en cement. Ken alleen geen songteksten vinden.

    (EDIT: Oh ja, 't soms wel dialect. )
    pi_52406084
    Ja Heideroosjes ken ik wel, schuur en cement niet (dat liedje niet dan toevallig) ... kom voor het eerst hier in MUZ, en toen ik dit topic zag staan moet ik meteen denken aan: Dope - Let's fuck en kon het niet laten om te posten. (dr is hier al eerder Dope voorbij gekomen?)

    I see you baby and you're looking so good
    I got a feeling and I think that we should
    Let's take it outside let's go for a ride
    Let's do it wherever we want
    Let's make it a crime let's do it in time
    Let's do it wherever we want

    Let's fuck

    I wanna baby and I know that you would
    I got it baby and I know that you're good
    Let's do it for sin let's bring in your friends
    Let's do it wherever we want
    Let's do it for them let's do it again
    Let's do it wherever we want

    Let's Fuck

    Let's go all the way
    Let's do it all day
    Let's do it wherever we want
    Let's turn out the lights
    Let's do it all night
    Let's do it as long as we want

    Let's fuck
    Let's do it again
    Let's do it wherever we want
    Let's fuck

    (incl bijna griezelige stem van de 'zanger')
    Op maandag 4 juli 2011 21:37 schreef MariaEtcetera het volgende:[/b]
    *O* Go Chico, go Chico, itchaburpday, go Chico 8-)
    pi_52412707
    quote:
    Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 18:53 schreef XpectorNL het volgende:
    Deze mis ik:

    De Heideroosjes - fistfuck party at 701

    Eleven, I guess she was elevenThis pretty girl next door, always smiling at meShe had this kind of sunlight in her eyes
    Always laughing and playing with the kids in the street
    And then at one moment she just disappeared
    A few days later she was found, dead in a ditch

    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    molesting little children, oh what fun
    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    ruin a life that just begun

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!

    Extra, Extra, read all about it!
    Something strange is going on today
    Little kids disappear and no one seems to care
    Weird games being played and no one seems to care
    Don't trust the one you thought you could trust,
    just be aware!

    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    molesting little children, oh what a fun
    There is a fistfuckparty at 701
    ruin a life that just begun

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!

    Let's just close our eyes and pretend that nothing is wrong
    Let's just close our eyes and sing another stupid happy hardcore song
    nana nana nana nana nana

    But there are kids tied up just next to your door
    Penetrated little girls on your neighbor's floor
    There is a fistfuckparty and your daughter is in
    It's not the end, It's just a beginning

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!

    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Niet bepaald erotisch te noemen.
    Een begrip dat iedereen anders interpreteerd, en waar ieder een eigen draai aan kan geven.
    pi_52435846
    quote:
    Op donderdag 16 augustus 2007 02:43 schreef Kinz het volgende:

    [..]

    Niet bepaald erotisch te noemen.
    't maar waar je van houdt (houd, hout, houtd, wat jij wil... )
      donderdag 16 augustus 2007 @ 22:27:45 #231
    156288 wallofdolls
    Making love with my ego
    pi_52435954
    quote:
    Op donderdag 16 augustus 2007 22:24 schreef XpectorNL het volgende:

    [..]

    't maar waar je van houdt (houd, hout, houtd, wat jij wil... )
    quote:
    Tied up, raped, killed and thrown away!
    Naja hier in ieder geval niet van
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    pi_52436032
    quote:
    Op donderdag 16 augustus 2007 22:27 schreef wallofdolls het volgende:

    [..]


    [..]

    Naja hier in ieder geval niet van


    Oh ja, voor de liefhebber:

    Schuur En Cement - Willst 'm daip in de bek hebb'n (Rechter muis --> doel opslaan als.. (en mocht dit niet mogen, mag deze link worden verwijderd))

    Tja, pauper muziek en misschien ook niet zo erotisch. Maar wat wil je ook. Heb me laten vertellen dat dit in een schuur op is genomen...

    (Schaam me diep dat ik ze ken )
      Overall beste user 2022 donderdag 16 augustus 2007 @ 23:00:41 #233
    3928 Ulx
    you aint no punk you punk
    pi_52436934
    GG Allin wist ook wel over erotiek te zingen:

    GG Allin & The Murder Junkies (Of Aids Brigade, of The Scumfucs, who cares) - Expose Yourself to Kids
    quote:
    Let's fuck some kids, they can't say no
    Molest them now before they grow
    Threaten them with oral sex
    Expose yourself to incest

    'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
    Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
    Find an elementary school at recess time
    Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

    Suck a little hairless crack
    Hold 'em down, they can't fight back
    Watch 'em scream and cry with fear
    Fucking cunt don't tell nobody dear

    'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
    Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
    Find an elementary school at recess time
    Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

    Alright, expose yourself to kids
    Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
    Find an elementary school at recess time
    Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

    Say I'm a pervert, it's OK
    Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you fucking bitch
    Child abuse is on my mind
    Little fucking kids I'm soon to find

    But it's alright, expose yourself to kids
    Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
    Find an elementary school at recess time
    Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

    Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
    Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

    Find an elementary school at recess time
    Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
    pi_52484470
    quote:
    Op donderdag 16 augustus 2007 22:24 schreef XpectorNL het volgende:

    [..]

    't maar waar je van houdt (houd, hout, houtd, wat jij wil... )
    érg vet nummer, daar niet van. Weet niet of jij van dat soort dingen houdt? (je had 't goed )
    Een begrip dat iedereen anders interpreteerd, en waar ieder een eigen draai aan kan geven.
    pi_52488239
    Zo'n beetje alles dat Peaches doet
      zondag 19 augustus 2007 @ 02:14:34 #236
    186348 De_Dwaas
    Ja hou je hé
    pi_52492363
    AC/DC Let Me Put My Love Into You

    Flying on a free flight
    Driving all night with my machinery
    Cause I, I got the power, any hour
    To show the man in me
    And girls reputations blown to pieces, with my artillery
    I'll be guiding in, we'll be riding
    Giving what you got to me
    Don't you struggle
    Don't you fight
    Don't you worry 'cause it's your turn tonight

    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me put my love on the line
    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me cut your cake with my knife

    Ah, like a fever burning faster
    You spark the fire in me
    Crazy feelings got me reeling
    They got me raising steam
    Now don't you struggle
    Don't you fight
    Don't you worry cause it's your turn tonight, yeah

    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me put my love on the line
    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me cut your cake with my knife
    Cut it

    Let me, let me
    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me put my love on the line
    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me cut your cake with my knife
    Let me put my love into you babe
    Let me put my love on the line
    Let me put my love into you babe

    Let me give it all
    Let me give it all
    To you
    To you
    Give it all

    [ Bericht 3% gewijzigd door De_Dwaas op 19-08-2007 02:20:41 ]
    Een dwaas leeft arm om rijk te sterven.....
      zondag 19 augustus 2007 @ 02:16:42 #237
    186348 De_Dwaas
    Ja hou je hé
    pi_52492405
    AC/DC Touch Too Much

    It was one of those nights, when you turn off the lights
    And everythin' comes into view
    She was taking her time, I was losing my mind
    There was nothin' that she wouldn't do
    It wasn't the first, it wasn't the last
    She knew we was, makin' love
    I was so satisfied, deep down inside
    Like a hand in a velvet glove

    Seems like a touch
    A touch too much
    Seems like a touch
    A touch too much
    Too much for my body, too much for my brain
    This damn woman's gonna drive me insane
    She got a touch
    A touch too much

    She'd had the face of an angel, smilin' with sin
    The body of Venus with arms
    Dealin' with danger, strokin' my skin
    Like a thunder and lightenin' storm
    It wasn't the first, it wasn't the last
    It wasn't that she didn't care
    She wanted it hard, she wanted it fast
    She liked it done medium rare

    Seems like a touch
    A touch too much
    Seems like a touch
    A touch too much
    Too much for my body, too much for my brain
    This damn woman's gonna drive me insane
    She got a touch
    A touch too much

    Seems like a touch, touch too much
    You know it's much too much, much too much
    I really want to feel your touch too much
    Girl you know you're getting me much too much
    Seems like a touch
    Just a dirty little touch
    I really need your touch
    Cause you're much too much too much
    Een dwaas leeft arm om rijk te sterven.....
      zondag 19 augustus 2007 @ 02:25:42 #238
    45648 D1
    Religieus spookrijder
    pi_52492532
    Dan mag Biggie natuurlijk niet ontbreken (puik ondersteund door de beroemde kinderoprekker Kelly)

    I'm Fucking You Tonight

    [Big] Uhh
    [Dad] I like that, you like that? Heh
    [Big] Here's another one
    [Dad] And another one
    [Big] And another one
    [Dad] And another one
    [Big] Uhh, what, what?

    Intro/Chorus: R. Kelly, Biggie (variations on Big's part)

    You must be used to me spendin
    And all that sweet winin and dinin
    Well I'm fuckin you tonight

    [Big] Here's another one
    And another one
    Uhh, uhh, what?

    [Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.]
    Some say the x, make the sex
    Spec-tacular, make me lick you from yo neck
    To yo back, then ya, shiverin, tongue deliverin
    Chills up that spine, that ass is mine
    Skip the wine and the candlelight, no Cristal tonight
    If its alright with you, we fuckin (that's alright)
    Deja vu, the blunts sparked, finger fuckin in the park
    Pissy off Bacardi Dark
    Remember when I used to play between yo legs
    You begged for me to stop because you know where it would head
    Straight to yo mother's bed
    At the Mariott, we be lucky if we find a spot
    Next to yo sister, damn I really missed the
    way she used to rub my back, when I hit that
    Way she used to giggle when yo ass would wiggle
    Now I know you used to suites at the Parker Meridian
    Trips to the Carribean, but tonight, no ends

    Chorus 2X

    [Verse Two: Notorious B.I.G.]
    Girl you look fine, like a windface Rolex, you just shine
    I like that waistline
    Let me hit that from behind, which wall you wanna climb
    My styles genuine, girl I love you long time
    I got you pinned up, with yo fuckin limbs up
    All because you like the way my Benz was rimmed up
    Bitch keep yo shin up, please watch me do thee
    Nasty, like it when you make it move fast mommy
    I like it when you tro' it pon me
    No love makin, strictly back breakin
    Ceas' know, all his hoes, go to my door
    Then they go to his flo', to fuck some more
    So no, caviar, sharp bar, uh uh
    Strictly sex that's pretty and left over spaghetti
    I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
    But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

    Chorus 2X

    [Verse Three: R. Kelly]
    Lets stop the bullshit baby
    Let me take you to the stop, get you hot
    So you wanna be with me, Puff Daddy
    B.I.G., bring that ass to me
    Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
      zondag 19 augustus 2007 @ 02:29:17 #239
    186348 De_Dwaas
    Ja hou je hé
    pi_52492584
    Guns N' Roses Pretty Tied Up

    I know this chick she lives down on melrose
    She ain't satisfied without some pain
    Friday night is goin' up inside her... again
    Well crack the whip
    'cause that bitch is just insane
    I'm serious

    She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
    She's pretty tied up an you can ride her
    She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
    I can't tell you she's the right one
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    Once there was this rock n' roll band
    Rollin' on the streets
    Time went by and it became a joke
    We just needed more and more fulfilling
    Uh-huh
    Time went by and it all went up in smoke
    But check it out

    She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
    She's pretty tied up an you can ride her
    She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
    Ohh I can't tell you she's the right one
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    Once you made that money it costs more now
    It might cost a lot more than you'd think
    I just found a million dollars
    That someone forgot
    It's days like this that push me o'er the brinks
    Cool and stressing


    She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
    She's pretty tied up an you can ride her
    She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
    And I can't tell you she's the right one
    Oh she's the right one

    (but I can tell you a thing or two
    'bout somethin' else
    If you really wanna know... know what I'm sayin')

    Oke ik zal stoppen nu
    Een dwaas leeft arm om rijk te sterven.....
    pi_52497066
    Rooie Rinus en Pe Daalemmer-Jelle

    ver weg in friesland, in tietjerksteradeel
    daar woont een boerenslungel, hij was kaal en scheel
    hij woont daar in een heel klein huisje, goor en vies
    het is dan ook een echte authentieke fries
    hij kon niet lezen, schrijven, praten deed-ie slecht
    maar met de meiden in de hooiberg was-ie op zijn best


    go-go
    go jelle go go
    ga jelle ga ga (da's fries)
    jelle gaat lekker


    zijn attributen droeg-ie in een gummi-zak
    en 's avonds liep-ie altijd in zijn beste pak
    hij ging dan eerst wat drinken in het dorpscafe
    versierde met zijn geile smoel een stuk of twee
    maar door de dorpsbewoners werd hij echter niet geacht
    want de dochter van boer wiersma had-ie reeds verkracht


    z'n moeder zei hem dat-ie beter weg kon gaan
    en jelle ging op zoek naar een geschikte baan
    hij kon niet veel maar een ding had-ie niet verleerd
    hij werd in vele sexclubs dan ook snel geeerd
    en kwam-ie klaar dan riep een ieder luid:
    jelle 't loopt langs je benen, doe je klompen uit!
    pi_52500333
    Lasgo - All Night Long

    Baby, lay it on the line
    If I am on your mind
    Baby, do you like romance
    If u care for me, you better take this chance

    Baby, I played my last card
    So please don't break my heart
    Baby, time is running out
    If you want me too, you just give a shout

    I wanna make love with you, all night, all night long
    I wanna make love with you, all night long.

    Baby, I am on my knees
    Be mine, I'm begging you please
    Baby, it's decision time
    Got to know right know
    There's nowhere you can hide

    I wanna make love with you, all night
    I wanna make love with you, all night
    I wanna make love with you, all night, all night long.
    I wanna make love with you, all night long.
      dinsdag 7 oktober 2008 @ 19:57:43 #242
    53283 Captain_Chaos
    Aláááááááárm.....
    pi_62211152
    HausmAgger - Man in de Metro

    Man
    Man man
    Man man

    Man, man in de metro
    Elke schooldag zit-ie 's ochtends in de metro
    Niet dat-ie schoolgaat maar toch zit-ie in de metro
    Hij is verslaafd aan die grietjes in de metro
    Die grietjes, poesjes, bitchies, chickies in de metro
    Scheel van verlangen naar die meisjes in de metro
    De blikken vangen van die chickies in de metrooooowooooow

    Man
    Man man
    Man man

    Man, man in de metro
    Totaal verslaafd aan die geuren in de metro
    Verslaafd, verloren aan die vijftig soorten deo
    Compleet gestoord van 't gebrabbel in de metro
    Gebab, gebrabbel van die meisjes in de metro
    Hoe hij verlangt naar zo'n meisje in de metro
    Zo'n meisje naast 'm op zo'n bankje in de metro
    Zo'n bankje, bankje in die godvergeten metrooooowooooow

    Man
    Man man
    Man

    Man
    Man man

    Chickies, bitchies, grietjes poesjes in de metro
    Billen, benen, buiken, bloesjes in de metro
    Rokjes, slipjes, truitjes, rouches in de metro
    Oh man

    Wat ruikt 't lekker in de metrooooow
    Wat ruikt 't lekker in de metro

    Man
    Man man

    Man
    man man

    Hausmagger - Man in de metro
    Hausmagger - Man in de metro
    Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
    pi_62248529
    Op enkele uitzonderingen na is het allemaal plat en vulgair imo.

    The Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs

    Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
    Whiplash girl-child in the dark
    Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
    Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
    Downy sins of streetlight fancies
    Chase the costumes she shall wear
    Ermine furs adorn the imperious
    Severin, Severin awaits you there
    I am tired, I am weary
    I could sleep for a thousand years
    A thousand dreams that would awake me
    Different colors made of tears
    Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
    Shiny leather in the dark
    Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
    Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
    Severin, Severin, speak so slightly
    Severin, down on your bended knee
    Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
    Taste the whip, now plead for me
    I am tired, I am weary
    I could sleep for a thousand years
    A thousand dreams that would awake me
    Different colors made of tears
    Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
    Whiplash girl-child in the dark
    Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don't forsake him
    Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

    Belle and Sebastian - Step into my office, baby

    She called me up today
    Meet me down at the old café
    I jumped into the shower
    I was getting my marching orders

    We need to talk (need to talk)
    Step into my office, baby
    I want to give you the job
    A chance of overtime
    Say, my place at nine?

    She’d never stand for any lies
    She’s got an out tray full of guys
    I could sense a breath, a whole new feeling
    Now she says she wants to call a meeting

    We need to talk (need to talk)
    Step into my office, baby
    I want to give you the job
    A chance of overtime
    Say, my place at nine?

    I’m a slave to work
    I’m only living when I walk amongst the office staff
    And catch up with the office wag
    I’ll be in bed by nine
    My curtains drawn
    My thoughts composed
    I get to work on time

    She gave me some dictation
    But my strength is in administration
    I took down all she said
    I even took down her little red dress

    We need to talk (need to talk)
    Step into my office, baby
    I’m going to give you the job
    I’m pushing for a raise
    I’ve been pushing now for days

    My output is in decline
    I was burned out after Thatcher
    My banner I laid down with a sigh
    Now I doubt if I’ll ever catch her

    I’ve got to change my ways
    Dress for business every day
    A sharp suit and a clip-on tie
    A big arrow pointing to my fly

    Have you shaved for work yet, baby?
    Don't care where the boss is, baby

    We need to talk (need to talk)
    Step into my office, baby
    I want to give you the job
    A chance of overtime
    Say, my place at nine?

    Liz Phair - Flower

    Every time I see your face
    I get all wet between my legs
    Every time you pass me by
    I heave a sigh of pain

    Every time I see your face
    I think of things not pure and chaste
    I want to fuck you like a dog
    I'll take you home and make you like it

    Everything you ever wanted
    Everything you ever thought of
    Is everything I'll do to you
    I'll fuck you and your girlfriend, too

    Your face reminds me of a flower
    Kind of like you're underwater
    Hair's too long and in your eyes
    Your lips a perfect "suck me" size

    You act like you're 14 years old
    Everything you say is so
    Obnoxious, funny, true and mean
    I want to be your blowjob queen

    You're probably shy and introspective
    That's not part of my objective
    I just want your fresh young jimmy
    Jamming, slamming, ramming in me

    Every time I see your face
    I think of things not pure and chaste
    I want to fuck you like a dog
    I'll take you home and make you like it

    Everything you ever wanted
    Everything you ever thought of
    Is everything I'll do to you
    I'll fuck you till your dick is blue
    Every time

    Bjork - Pagan Poetry

    Pedalling through
    The dark currents
    I find
    An accurate copy
    A blueprint
    Of the pleasure
    In me

    Swirling black lilies totally ripe
    A secret code carved
    Swirling black lilies totally ripe
    A secret code carved

    He offers
    A handshake
    Crooked
    Five fingers
    They form a pattern
    Yet to be matched

    On the surface simplicity
    But the darkest pit in me
    It's pagan poetry
    Pagan poetry

    Morsecoding signals (signals)
    They pulsate (wake me up) and wake me up
    (pulsate) from my hibernating

    On the surface simplicity
    Swirling black lilies totally ripe
    But the darkest pit in me
    It's pagan poetry
    Swirling black lilies totally ripe
    Pagan poetry

    Swirling black lilies totally ripe
    ....

    I love him, I love him
    I love him, I love him
    I love him, I love him
    I love him, I love him
    She loves him, she loves him

    This time
    She loves him, she loves him
    I'm gonna keep it to myself
    She loves him, she loves him
    She loves him, she loves him
    This time
    I'm gonna keep me all to myself
    She loves him, she loves him
    And he makes me want to hand myself over
    She loves him, she loves him
    She loves him, she loves him
    And he makes me want to hand myself over

    [ Bericht 12% gewijzigd door ipanema22 op 08-10-2008 23:46:41 ]
    night and day, you are the one
    pi_62326806
    Is deze al genoemd?

    Captor of Sin
    Captor of Sin


    Tekst

    Harlots of hell spread your wings
    As I penetrate your soul
    Feel the fire shoot through your body
    As I slip into your throne
    Cast aside, do as you will
    I care not how you plead
    Satans child now stalks the earth
    Born from my demon seed

    Hot winds of hell
    Burns, in my wake
    Death is what you pray,
    Behold, captor of sin

    Infernal slaves of manipulation
    Captive of my vice
    Abandon god, the helpless one
    To relieve you of your plight
    Subversive action will not help
    It will strengthen me
    I see decline in your every move
    Death your final plea

    Hot winds of hell
    Burns, in my wake
    Death is what you pray,
    Behold, captor of sin

    Your skin turns to leather
    I ignite your timid blood
    You feel my lethal touch
    As I grasp your weary soul
    Ill take you down into the fire

    Fluitbekzeenaalden zijn tropische & subtropische zoutwatervissen die hun naam te danken hebben aan hun buisvormige snuit, die aan een fluit doet denken.
      woensdag 9 september 2009 @ 22:41:35 #245
    53283 Captain_Chaos
    Aláááááááárm.....
    pi_72599628
    It's not fair - Lily Allen

    oh he treats me with respect he says he loves me all the time
    he calls me fifteen times a day he likes to make sure that I'm fine
    you know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure
    hes not like all them other boys they're all so dumb and immature

    there's just one thing that's getting in the way
    when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
    I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
    and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

    it's not fair and I think you're really mean
    I think you're really mean
    yes I think you're really mean

    oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream
    you never make me scream

    oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
    it's really not ok
    it's really not ok

    oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take
    all you do is take

    well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
    I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
    then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
    maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me


    there's just one thing that's getting in the way
    when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
    I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
    and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over


    it's not fair and I think your really mean
    I think you're really mean
    yes I think you're really mean

    oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
    you never make me scream

    oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
    it's really not ok
    it's really not ok

    oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take
    all you do is take

    there's just one thing that's getting in the way
    when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
    I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
    and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over


    it's not fair and I think you're really mean
    I think you're really mean
    yes I think your really mean

    oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream
    you never make me scream

    oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
    it's really not ok
    it's really not ok

    oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take
    all you do is take
    Jawohl Herr Kaloin!
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