Muziek met erotische teksten. (deel 2)

Met dank aan de TS

De doldwaze hit van van de Rotterdamse band Noodweer.

Noodweer - In De Disco

Ik heet Jan en ik kom haast elke week
In 't weekend in de discotheek
Dan sta ik altijd uren in een hoek geleund
Ik heb vanavond nog m'n haar gefohnd
Iedereen staat te springen als een vlo
Maar ik steel de show in de disco

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono

Ik wordt haast gek van al die geile chicks
Maar als ik bij ze sta dan zeg ik niks
Laatst greep iemand mij van achteren beet aaw
Maar 't was een gozer als een wijf verkleed
Maar toch komt de dag dat ik één van die stoten pak
Want ik heb de durex in m'n achterzak

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono

In de disco, in de disco, in de disco
Discooooooooooew !
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
De dadedde dada disco
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

Een hele erge goeienavond hier in deze gezellige discotheek
Ik heb hier aan m'n linkerhand een enorme stapel platen
Die gaat er helemaal doorheen vanavond
Ik voel trouwens een te gek, maf, wezenloze power uit deze zaal komen
Ja, dan heb ik hier een verzoekje van een zekere Jan
Eens effe kijken Jan, ja, dat eh, dat kan
En ik als DJ heb een enorme poliep boven in m'n neus
Daar moet ik wel wat aan doen
En dat allemaal op de zoveelste van de zoveelste van het jaar
Negentienhonderdendrieentachtig
Uw DJtje heeft weer eens genoeg geluld, we gaan muziek maken
Natuurlijk de forrrrrrmatie Noodweerrrrrrr

Soms vraagt er iemand "Jantje, doe je mee"
Maar dansen wil ik niet, dus dan zeg ik "nee"
Als alle mensen weggaan twee aan twee
Dan help ik mezelf op de plee
Ik heb nog steeds geen Alfa Romeo
Maar ik steel de show in de disco

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono

In de disco, in de disco, in de disco
Discooooooooooew !
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
De dadedde dada disco
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

Zo is 'ie goed he, of niet
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Neenee, dat is helemaal niet verkeerd
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Brrrrrrrr
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

't Was inderdaad een bijzonder gezellige avond
Ook wat ondergetekende betreft
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
Ook deze is weer onwijs, niet van deze wereld en gigantisch
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disc
Disco disco

Zo dat was even schrikken maar goddank opgelost, knappe kop he, ik
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
Ha fijn, ik hoop dat jullie je hebben vermaakt, ook jij Jan
Neem 'r nog even mee hahaha
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
We doen straks de lichten weer aan
Kunnen jullie mekaar ook zien, niet schrikken hoor hahahaha
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
Wie hier volgende week staat, ik weet 't eigenlijk niet
't Zal wel 1 of andere halve zool zijn, je moet 't 'r maar mee doen
Disco disco wohohohoho
Disco disco
En van de kant van mijn persoontje nog dit: joep doei en de mazzel
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Daar gaat-ie weerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono in de disco
Odorex of odorono in de disco
Durex of anders gono
In de disco, in de disco, in de disco
Discooooooooooooew !

Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
De dadedde dada disco

Vanaf deze plek wens ik jullie een fantastische nachtrust
En als je niet gaat slapen dan ga je misschien wel wat anders doen
Je weet zelf wel wat ik bedoel
Maar wees voorzichtig, wees voorzichtig met de chocolademelk
Wat zeg je Jan
Ja jongen, 'k zal aan je denken, hehe
En rij voorzichtig naar huis, brokkenpiloten
En maar hopen, maar hopen dat je ouders naar bed zijn als je thuiskomt
Anders zwaait er misschien wel wat
Maar wees voorzichtig onderweg, d'r kan van alles oversteken
Egels, egels, ouwe vrouwen, racefietsen, van alles
Let op de torenspitsen en de bloemkoolstronken, de dwarswegen
De opgaande en de neergaande lijnen
De dwarslijnen, alles, let op
Let op, op d..g.. ik raak nog 'ns
Waar zit de rem op m'n eigen stem zeg
Waar zit de rem op m'n eigen stem, ik raak nog eens een keer klem
Ik raak nog eens een keer klem van m'n eigen stem
Van m'n eigen, m'n eigen stem, stem ! !

[ Bericht 100% gewijzigd door vencodark op 01-02-2005 22:52:12 (never mind) ]

poesje stoei van urbanus)misschien al genoemd maar niet naar gekeken).

Urbanus met het nummer Poesje stoei


Poesje stoei

ik heb mijn slaapkamer behangen met spiegeltjespapier
want ik heb maar een verlangen lief stoeipoesje kom hier
ik heb de schemerlamp doen branden de gordijnen dicht gedaan
en ik heb 7 dozen kleenex op mijn nachttafeltje staan
hoor het tromgeroffel en ut was een geschal
ik lig helemaal gereed em mijn fasistje staat al pal
poesje stoei poesje stoei kom hier dat ik je vermoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei kom en haal me uit de knoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei mijne selder staat in bloei
poesje stoei poesje stoei alles mag en niets is foei

wat zit je daar te prutsen in die badkamer zolang
straks plakken mijn erfgenamen tegen het behang
hou toch op met scheren je bent al bloot genoeg
laat dat eksternest maar hangen of scheer je morgenvroeg
trek die stomme ladyshave uit het stopkontakt
voor alleer mijn eifeltoren in de sijne zakt

poesje stoei poesje stoei kom hier dat ik je vermoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei kom en haal me uit de knoei
poesje stoei poesje stoei mijne selder staat in bloei
poesje stoei poesje stoei alles mag en niets is foei

ik ben de massage olie aan het schudden lijk ne zot
zo rijd mijn lamborgini je garage niet kapot
ik zal je laten blinken als een kikker in zijn dril
ha liefde kan hestetisch zijn als men het maar wil
maar kom me nu bevrijden want ik zit met mijn kanon
helemaal gekneld tussen het bed en het plafond

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Op dinsdag 25 januari 2005 01:49 schreef Waxxer het volgende:
Yum, yum gimme some!!!

Maar van wie... géén idee....

volgens mij was dat espen lind(hitje gehad met when sussannah cries een jaar of wat terug).

Gorki - Ik wandel

Ik heb al je platen
en ik kom naar je kijken
Oh Kylie, ik wandel

En ik neem mijn pyama mee
Ik kom bij je slapen
Oh Kylie, ik wandel en ik droom

En ik zal je leren zingen
En niet zo dom te hijgen
Oh Kylie, ik wandel

En mag ik een beetje leven
voor ik even doodga
Oh Kylie, ik wandel en ik droom

Oh, lieverdje, ik vind je toch zo'n lekker diertje
En ik kom bij jou
Ik kom bij jou
Ik kom bij jou

En ik zal je leren zingen
En niet zo dom te hijgen
Oh Kylie, ik wandel

En mag ik een beetje leven
voor ik even doodga
Oh Kylie, ik wandel
Ik wandel

Je hebt ook wel gelijk
Als jij je quote ff verandert

[ Bericht 36% gewijzigd door mark_03 op 04-02-2005 19:57:04 ]

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lane

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Tom Green - The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...

(chorus)
Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

(chorus)

Vagina!!!!!

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!

(chorus)
(chorus)

Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning...

Ik dacht gelijk aan ''The vagina song'' van de bloodhound gang,
helaas heb ik de songtekst niet kunnen vinden...

Sinead O'Connor - I Want Your (Hands On Me)
I want your hands on me
What I want, give me
You know I wanna please you
What I wanna do to you

You don't waste no time, do you?
You know I'm looking through you
Why you wanna tease me
I want you to come and please me

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

You know that I can thrill you
I want you call me to you
I wanna move, will you?
I really wanna feel you

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads

I want your
Feelings
Gimme, yes

Aaahhhh

Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me

Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads

I want your
Feelings
Gimme, yes

The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn!

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty
When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany
She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you

Nick off is what I said, I'll please myself instead
& you can drop down dead, to Hamburg I am headed
I don't want no debates, now I'm off with me mates.
Toodle oo
I said stuff you!

[Chorus:]
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, caught red handed...
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, she said "Don't go there man"
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, oh caught up the Reeperbahn

I told her to trust me, I agree in honesty
Believe me she did not, she knew I was a sex pot
I did not feel at ease when I left the strip-tease,
I screamed as she seized me!
[Chorus.... Guitar Bit]

It was just a laugh, I said don't be so strict
I did not tell her what went on up the red light district
You're all the same you men, you better say auf wiedersehen
Coz you won't be comin" here again!

Reeperbahn...

Caught up the Ree...
perbahn.

Doe Maar - Dansen met Alice

Ze danst de halve nacht met mij
En ik ben ontzettend blij
Want dat had ik echt nooit durven dromen, aha
Maar ineens ben ik alleen
Ik kijk geschrokken om me heen
Zie dan dat hij toch nog is gekomen, aha

Want dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel
Maar vrijen... dat doet ze met een ander

Dansen met Ailce
Dansen met Alice
Dansen met Alice

'S morgens vroeg stap ik weer op
En met Alice achterop
Fiets ik door de grijze buitenwijken, aha
Alice vindt zichzelf gemeen
Ze slaat haar armen om me heen
En ik voel me weer voor haar bezwijken, aha

Want dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel met mij {oehoe'oe}
Dansen wil ze wel
Maar vrijen... dat doet ze met een ander

Dansen met Ailce
Dansen met Alice
Dansen met Alice

Dansen met Ailce
Dansen met Alice
Dansen met Alice

Aahaha...

Volgens mij nog niet genoemd:

Minnie Riperton - Inside my love. Ik vind het wel een vrij erotisch geladen nummer. Ik ken het trouwens via de geweldige remix van Jean Jacques Smoothie - Two people.

Two people, just meeting
Barely touching each other
Two spirits greeting
Trying to carry it further
You are one and I am another
We should be one inside each other

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?

Two strangers, not strangers
only lacking the knowing
So willing, feeling, infinite growing
While we're here the whole world is turning
We should be one
Fulfilling our yearning

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?

Dr Alban - Roll Down Di Rubber

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

Check you sex life, AIDS a come
Take a little slow use condom
You can avoid it by not conterminating
Deep kisses should avoided
(If not serious relations)
This disease is a killer you know
The only cure is prevention – so..

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

HIV manifests
It breaks down the bodys immunological system
Subjects it to infections of different characters
AIDS might develope in a couple of years
Due to the breakdown of the helper – cells
The defence mechanism is out of sight
Yet there is no vaccination today
The only cure is prevention, so...

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

Safe sex is the talk of all time
But we can't live today without sex
You can sex as much as you can
But use condom and save your life
Think before you do it and don't do it before you think
Prevention is better than cure
Don't be selfish and egoistic
Take care and just hold tight, so....

Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life
Roll down di rubber, man. Roll it down
Safe sex = safe life

mwa. de hele cd van Goldfrapp; Black cherry is pure seks..

maar die is vast ook al wel genoemd.

bon jovi - lay your hands on me:
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we made are meant for breaking

What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need
So if you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school and baby, I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down

Everything you want is what I need
Satisfaction is guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free
If you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me

Don't you know I only aim to please
If you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me

ik vind alles wat green day zingt wel geil

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Op zaterdag 19 maart 2005 15:56 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
The Presidents Of The United States Of Amerika - Drool At You

Héééé !

Die postte ík al... Waar is m'n post gebleven ! ?

Houdt de dief !

Donna Summer - I Feel Love

Ooh
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good
Ooh
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
Fallin’ free, fallin’ free
Fallin’ free, fallin’ free
Fallin’ free
Ooh
You and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
I’ll get you, I’ll get you
I’ll get you, I’ll get you
I’ll get you
Ooh
What you do, what you do
What you do, what you do
What you do
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Bryan Adams - Let's Make a Night To Remember

I love the way ya look tonight
With your hair hangin' down on your shoulders
I love the way ya dance that slow sweet tango
The way ya do everything but talk
And how ya stare at me with those undress me eyes
And your breath on my body makes me warm inside

Chorus

Let's make out - let's do something amazing
Let's do something that's all the way
Cuz I've never touched somebody like the way I touch your body
Now I never want to let your body go...

Let's make a night - to remember
From January - to December
Let's make love - to excite us
A memory - to ignite us
Let's make honey baby - soft and tender
Let's make sugar darlin' - sweet surrender
Let's make a night - to remember - all life long

I love the way ya move tonight
Beads of sweat drippin down your skin
Me lying here - you lyin' there
Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere

Chorus

I think about ya all the time
Can't you see you drive me outta my mind
Well I'm never holdin' back again
Ya I never want this night to end
Cuz I've never touched somebody like the way I touch your body
Now I never want to let your body go...

Nine Inch Nails - Last

Gave up trying to figure out my head got lost along the way
Worn out from giving it up my soul I pissed it all away
Still stings these shattered nerves
Pigs we get what pigs deserve
I’m going all the way down I’m leaving today

Come come come on you’ve gotta fill me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you
Come come come on you’re gotta fix me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you

Still feel it all slipping away but it doesn’t matter anymore
Everybody’s still chipping away but it doesn’t matter anymore
Look through these blackened eyes
You’ll see ten thousand lies
My lips may promise but my heart is a whore

Come come come on you’ve gotta fill me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you
Come come come on you’re gotta fix me up
Come come gotta let me get through to you

This isn’t meant to last
This is for right now

I know it’s all getting away it comes to me as no surprise
I know what’s coming to me is never going to arrive
Fresh blood through tired skin
New sweat to drown me in
Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive

Come come come on you’ve gotta fill me up
Come come gotta let me inside of you
Come come come on you’re gotta fix me up
Come come gotta let me get through to you

This isn’t meant to last
This is for right now
I wish I could put the blame on you
I want you to make me
I want you to take me
I want you to break me

Then I want you to throw me away

Schattig, toch?

NOFX - Liza & louise


Liza’s had enough of men
She says, she won’t get buried again
She says, they don’t know how to fuck
Her last boyfriend, the shmuck
Shared with her a nice disease
Kept her passive, on her knees
’til one day she took his car
And drove it to the city
Liza had put down a few
When she met this girl named lou
Who convinced her to go home with her
She said, ’my name’s louise
Now will you take off my clothes please?
I want to take you to the moon and back
So get on your back.’
With a flick of the tongue
She made her scream
She made her laugh
She made her dance
She was happy for the first time
And you know she wanted more
Now with her legs spread wider
She needed to have louise inside her
She said, ’I’ll never forget the first time
You kissed me, now I want you to fist me.’
Louise didn’t need a second invitation
She knew just what to do ( x 2 )
Liza had cum a few times before
But she had never even seen the door
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh
She felt just like 16
And her life before now was a dream
Or even a nightmare thats over and done
Just like warm healing rays
Shining from the sun
(liza and louise courtesy of fat wreck chords

NOFX - Louise


She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit
But who’s got the remote control
That would belong to louise
She’s got a new pet a real vaginal tease
You know that mommy’s little is not gonna do
As she please
If she don’t want to get a spankin
She like to sing like a six year old brat
Mommy discipline me cause you know I’ve been bad
Start with cat then she’ll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop
She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercing on each side of her libia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Slut you think you’ve seen your master mean
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubllegum
Bitch make me come
It’s time for bed she’ll secure her head
Between her thighs for a thorogh night suck
Along whiththis she’ll be driking her piss
So louise don’t have to get up
Two goodnesses in love
One resides below one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch of louise

Zet eens een CD of LP van Blowfly op...

en natuurlijk
NOFX - Liza


She’s been around a couple years
Tasted 31 flavors there’s only one
She really hates that would be you
The blandest one don’t make her fold
And that’s what she likes to hear the noise

Liza’s been around the block
She’s currently a femme bitch top
A giant step from old louise
Now she’s the one who’s on the prey

She used to wear her hair short low
Determing her preference
She didn’t like that dynamic
Trading in her flannel shirts
She even bought herself some boots

Miss terrence sellers any
She’s got more power feminine
She knows the power incites fear
And it’s that fear
Which makes her wet
She’s goin to the tribe 8 show
Plenty of boychicks to choose from
It’s the calyx of isis
She’ll find a bottom young + butch
She’ll tell her
’i won’t hurt you much
Unless of course
You want me to.’

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Op zondag 20 maart 2005 03:59 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
Nee... zet gewoon eens netjes een lyric neer.

Geen zin om in te tikken op dit uur. Nouja, die teksten zijn ook niet echt 'erotisch' te noemen... meer plat

Blink 182


Mothers Day

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin'' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

i'll be Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

Nog eentje:

Blink 182 - Grandpa

Unos, dos, tres, quarto,
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to felate him
And stick a finger or 2 in his ass

CHORUS:
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want
A dirty greasy finger in his ass
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed


Repeat chorus

This is fuckin' stupid man
I can't believe you'd have
Sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
What's he gonna do
Take out his false teeth
And just lay them on
The side of your bed
Man, he'd like to fuck
You up the butt
I mean, I would
Come in and watch
And masturbate and cum
All over the place
This is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even gonna have
Sex with my mom tonight
Man this is stupid
I hate you


Een erg gevoelig nummer

vond het altijd zo een vreselijk gaaf nummer, maar toen ik de tekst las krabte ik me toch wel ff achter de oren:

STRUNG OUT LYRICS

"Ultimate Devotion"

One o one point one Fahrenheit
To some it's a fever, to her it's just right
And I can't hold her
And it's bringin' me down
Her blood runs hot but her heart beats cold
A devil with an angels face I've been told
I think I'll press my luck next time you're around

I'd walk through fire for you
I'd burn in hell to make it all true
I never loved anyone else in this world but you
A thousand reasons why I try to prove to you
I'm not the other guy
I don't give a damn what other people think

A flare for the strange and a temper like a whip
A soft hand clutches a riding crop grip
Smell of latex rubber-drives me insane
Beat him once then send him on his way
There's no room in your life for anyone to stay
Engrave your moniker in welts of pain

There's nothin I wouldn't do to prove
To make these words I promised true
I'd rather live my life alone than without you
You know I'd rather die then to fuck this up
wouldn't get another try
Got one chance there's nothing I wouldn't do

You be my master I'll be your servant
On my knees I beg to be abused
You can take the skin right off my back
With a riding crop or a leather strap
I'd take it all just to be with you

I'd walk through fire for you
I'd burn in hell to make it all true
I never loved anyone else in this world but you
A thousand reasons why I try to prove to you
I'm not the other guy
You're my goddess and I worship you.

Prince is / was (?) natuurlijk een grote geilneef, ik heb geen zin om hele teksten te typen, dus hier wat 'extreme' voorbeelden:

- Lets pretend were married: I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth
- Hot with U: Oh, i wanna get hot with you, get you underneath the cream and whooo...
- Jack u off: reffrein: Jack u off, Jack u off, Jack u off, Jack u off ;-)
- I wanna melt with you: ooh, look there is a river of blood, oh no what i am guilty off?
- Do me baby: de hele tekst, met sexgeluiden
- Come: de hele tekst, met slurp / befgeluiden eb teksten als 'can i fuck you baby? can i suck you baby?'
- Orgasm: het hele nummer is eigenlijk niet meer dan een vrouw die klaarkomt
- Do it all night: de tekst zeg voldoende....lol
- Feel u up: hij heeft de titel 'gekuist' maar zingt echt: I dont really want to be your lover, I only want to fill you up
- Head: every day and night i give you head, till you cant get enough (head = beffen of pijpen)
- It: i want to do It baby all the time, gues when we do it babe, its so devine
- Get off: 23 positions in a one night stand
- When 2 R in Love: the thought of his tongue in the V of his love, in his mind...

En.....zo kan ik nog wel uren doorgaan....lol.. Prince had redacteur bij de Playboy moeten worden ;-)

Nog een paar meer onverwachte van REM:
- Star me Kitten: zou eigenlijk 'Fuck me Kitten' moeten zijn
- Tongue: over dat zelfs lelijke meisjes sex kunnen krijgen en gebefd kunnen worden
- Circus Envy: ik kan foutzitten, maar volgens mij gaat dat nummer over een man die graag bij het circus wil werken om beesten te kunnen neuken ;-)

Nog eentje, een klassieke rocksong 'Moondance' van Van Morrison, klinkt als een liefdesnummer, maar hij zingt toch telkens 'I wanna rock your gypsy soul'.....sex met een zigeunermeisje onder het maanlicht....of zoiets...lol

GWAR!

"Your womb is a membrane, I must penetrate!
Your womb is a sewer, I grunt at the grate!
Your womb is a sewer, your womb is manure!
But still... I am worse!"

The Police-Sally

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.

Lustra - Scotty Doesn't Know
(eurotrip Soundtrack)

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know!

Schandalig eigenlijk dat ie er niet in staat nog, maar ok; alsnog dan maar
Mousse T vs Hot n Juicy - Horny