OOR Oorlog en Defensie
Oorlogen en conflicten - zoals Rusland-Oekraïne - en andere internationale (militaire) conflicten kun je hier bespreken, evenals alles op het gebied van defensie, zoals materiaal, missies, selectieprocedures, collega's etc.
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So happy to show us, I ate the lotus
... and I feel fine.
So happy to show us, I ate the lotus
... and I feel fine.
Meh, was ook deel van de Amerikaanse politiek van het afzwakken van de Europese macht.quote:Op donderdag 14 maart 2013 16:35 schreef Mgolovic het volgende:
Overigens was Nederland in Indonesië volgens mij wel degelijk aan de winnende hand. Enige reden van terugtrekking is de dreiging van VS om Marshall hulp stop te zetten. Men had even de buik vol van oorlog. Heel even.
Ik ook, en weet dat onze gevechtseenheden precies op hetzelfde niveau zitten als de Fransen hoor.quote:
Dit topic op een NL-forum.
Heb samengewerkt met Franse militairen, oa. op Réunion
Wel wat anders dan die rubberbootjes in DH.
De faalgrappen en faalhumor mbt Frankrijk hebben ze te danken aan hun nogal kleurrijke militaire verleden, houding op het geo-politieke vlak en houding in Veiligheidsraad en Navo. Altijd zeuren, janken en uiteindelijk terugtrekken/afkappen.
En juist in situaties waar ze echt niet door moesten gaan ( pnhom pehn bv ) stug doorzetten..
kortom, altijd de verkeerde keuzes maken op militair vlak.
Laatste decennium laten ze een nieuwe houding zien op het Politieke-militaire vlak en zijn ze een stuk daadkrachtiger en standvaster geworden. Zelfs Mccain gaf de Fransen een complimentje.. Dat is apart.
[DEF] SC#8 Pumatje, niet geboren maar door de baas verstrekt
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
quote:Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
Ik heb geen speciaal talent. Ik ben slechts nieuwsgierig.
Dit is ook zo.quote:
Overigens was Nederland in Indonesië volgens mij wel degelijk aan de winnende hand. Enige reden van terugtrekking is de dreiging van VS om Marshall hulp stop te zetten. Men had even de buik vol van oorlog. Heel even.
[DEF] SC#8 Pumatje, niet geboren maar door de baas verstrekt
"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - "Mad Jack" Churchill DSO MC
Nederland heeft helemaal geen tanks....dus tsja... wij hebben helemaal geen front meer straks..quote:
lol zijn er ook zulke grappen over ons land?
Whatever...
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Croce e delizia cor. Misterioso, Misterioso altero, croce e delizia al cor.
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quote:Waarom hebben Franse tanks achteruitkijkspiegels?
Frankrijk heeft tenminste tanks.quote:Dan kunnen ze zien wat er aan het front gebeurt
Sowieso schrijf je zo.
Leaver dea as Leclerc'squote:
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Frankrijk heeft tenminste tanks.
Het franse leger pwned on elke dag en twee keer op zondag... Vliegdekschepen, kernonderzeeers, tanks... vreemdelingenlegioen... een daadwerkelijke luchtmacht...Eigen nukes (dus niet van die amerikaanse met NSA afstandsbediening voor als wij uit de pas gaan lopen...
En dat tegen onze 3 mariniers en enkele commando met klappertjespistool.. en twee f16's die nog over zijn... de rest is weggerot of wegens slecht onderhoud niet in staat te vliegen.
En dat tegen onze 3 mariniers en enkele commando met klappertjespistool.. en twee f16's die nog over zijn... de rest is weggerot of wegens slecht onderhoud niet in staat te vliegen.
Whatever...
Hoe dan met Napoleon?
woensdag 6 mei 2015 17:54 schreef Libertarisch het volgende:
Helaas pindakaas dan, het leven is hard. Je kunt niet iedereen blijven begeleiden alsof het kinderen zijn, je zult het zelf moeten doen.
Helaas pindakaas dan, het leven is hard. Je kunt niet iedereen blijven begeleiden alsof het kinderen zijn, je zult het zelf moeten doen.
Q. How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A. Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
A. Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Als een belasting op tabak het roken zou moeten terugbrengen, en een belasting op benzine het verbruik op brandstof zou moeten terugbrengen.
Wat denk je dan dat een belasting op inkomen zou moeten doen?
Wat denk je dan dat een belasting op inkomen zou moeten doen?
French toast.
"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - "Mad Jack" Churchill DSO MC
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