OOR Oorlog en Defensie
Oorlogen en conflicten - zoals Rusland-Oekraïne - en andere internationale (militaire) conflicten kun je hier bespreken, evenals alles op het gebied van defensie, zoals materiaal, missies, selectieprocedures, collega's etc.
..quote:Op woensdag 27 juli 2011 14:37 schreef Nibb-it het volgende:
Om even een groot filosoof aan te halen...
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KutTT
Ik had op zijn minst iets Rave_NL gerelateerds verwacht... All hail tha Devil.All hail Rave.
Ik had op zijn minst iets Rave_NL gerelateerds verwacht... All hail tha Devil.All hail Rave.
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Voor het ''Rave-worshippen'' hebben we andere topics..quote:
KutTT
Ik had op zijn minst iets Rave_NL gerelateerds verwacht... All hail tha Devil.All hail Rave.
[DEF] LR #1 | We love Rave_NL
Volgende SC [DEF] SC#242 When we run out off vaseline
Op zaterdag 25 augustus 2012 11:03 schreef yvonne het volgende:
Dag kindjes, nu weer braaf met je legerautootjes spelen.
Dag kindjes, nu weer braaf met je legerautootjes spelen.
Beaam ikquote:
KutTT
Ik had op zijn minst iets Rave_NL gerelateerds verwacht... All hail tha Devil.All hail Rave.
Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
Mocht ik niet meer reageren, dan zou het zo0maar kunnen dat ik een attack krijg van al die telefoontjes van werk
Het gaat falikant mis.
Het gaat falikant mis.
Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
quote:
Op SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
Zeg, ik ben redelijk nieuw in DEF en überhaupt op FOK.quote:
Mocht ik niet meer reageren, dan zou het zo0maar kunnen dat ik een attack krijg van al die telefoontjes van werk
Het gaat falikant mis.
Ik heb begrepen dat jij lumbl'er was/bent, en toen verder?
OUD-LMB!quote:Op woensdag 27 juli 2011 15:18 schreef samthegreat5 het volgende:
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Zeg, ik ben redelijk nieuw in DEF en überhaupt op FOK.
Ik heb begrepen dat jij lumbl'er was/bent, en toen verder?
Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
Kan je er niet zo'n ding in steken dat dan weer in een ander ding gaat waar 230 volt op staat?quote:
Kut, waarom is m'n laptop altijd leeg als ik 'm nodig heb
Stroomtouwtje, ja kan maar het is slecht voor de battery als je 'm constant aan het lichtnet hangt. Ik trek 'm altijd leeg en dan laad ik 'm op. Alleen nu vergeten blijkbaar
Zoek en gij zult vinden!quote:
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Waarom gestopt en wat ben je verder gaan doen?
Nieuwschierig
Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
.. dus ik moet nu heel DEF doorzoeken of wat?quote:
Ik heb zo'n gevoel dat je niet toe zult geven, dus ik begin maar vast dan..
Juiste conclusie!quote:
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.. dus ik moet nu heel DEF doorzoeken of wat?
Ik heb zo'n gevoel dat je niet toe zult geven, dus ik begin maar vast dan..
Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
In positieve zin: "better safe then sorry"quote:
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Mariniers... "Beter laat dan nooit!"...
Vulneratus nec Victus The Spirit Will Never Leave Us.
quote:
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Mariniers... "Beter laat dan nooit!"...
"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - "Mad Jack" Churchill DSO MC
Mo?quote:
Mocht ik niet meer reageren, dan zou het zo0maar kunnen dat ik een attack krijg van al die telefoontjes van werk
Het gaat falikant mis.
ER's slaaf.quote:
"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - "Mad Jack" Churchill DSO MC
Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: _________________________________________
Clinton: _________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify
* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: _________________________________________
Clinton: _________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify
* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.
The Sgt Major
Take One
Two Sergeant Majors were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second Sergeant Major replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second Sergeant Major nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the Sergeant Major, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and a Sergeant Major were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The Sergeant Major fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hey, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The Sergeant Major said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
Take Four
There was a Sergeant Major who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. (I know him.) After serving the Army loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later, the Army contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion-dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired Sergeant Major, who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The Sergeant Major reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is". The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The Army received a bill for $50,000 from the Sergeant Major for his service. The Army demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. The Sergeant Major responded briefly: One chalk mark$1.00. Knowing where to put it$49,999. It was paid in full and the Sergeant Major retired again in peace.
Take Five
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Sergeant Majors believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
Take Six
An architect, an artist and a Sergeant Major were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The Sergeant Major said, "I like both." "Both?" Sergeant Major, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shop and get some work done."
Take Seven
A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
Take One
Two Sergeant Majors were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second Sergeant Major replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second Sergeant Major nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the Sergeant Major, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and a Sergeant Major were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The Sergeant Major fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hey, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The Sergeant Major said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
Take Four
There was a Sergeant Major who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. (I know him.) After serving the Army loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later, the Army contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion-dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired Sergeant Major, who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The Sergeant Major reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is". The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The Army received a bill for $50,000 from the Sergeant Major for his service. The Army demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. The Sergeant Major responded briefly: One chalk mark$1.00. Knowing where to put it$49,999. It was paid in full and the Sergeant Major retired again in peace.
Take Five
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Sergeant Majors believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
Take Six
An architect, an artist and a Sergeant Major were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The Sergeant Major said, "I like both." "Both?" Sergeant Major, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shop and get some work done."
Take Seven
A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
Stafpleunen... "Ja, we weten het zelf eigenlijk ook niet echt"..quote:
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Mariniers... "Beter laat dan nooit!"...
quote:
The Sgt Major
Take One
Two Sergeant Majors were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second Sergeant Major replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second Sergeant Major nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the Sergeant Major, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and a Sergeant Major were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The Sergeant Major fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hey, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The Sergeant Major said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
Take Four
There was a Sergeant Major who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. (I know him.) After serving the Army loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later, the Army contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion-dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired Sergeant Major, who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The Sergeant Major reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is". The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The Army received a bill for $50,000 from the Sergeant Major for his service. The Army demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. The Sergeant Major responded briefly: One chalk mark$1.00. Knowing where to put it$49,999. It was paid in full and the Sergeant Major retired again in peace.
Take Five
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Sergeant Majors believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
Take Six
An architect, an artist and a Sergeant Major were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The Sergeant Major said, "I like both." "Both?" Sergeant Major, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shop and get some work done."
Take Seven
A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
Ik ga hardlopen, mijn beweging voor vandaag.
Stelletje droeftoeters zijn die huisartsen zeg. Ben al een halfuur al de huisartsenposten in de buurt aan het rondbellen voor een medische verklaring voor t para springen, maar ze zijn of alleen voor spoedgevallen, of zogenaamd gesloten of ze geven geen medische verklaringen af. Denk dak straks maar even naar Soesterberg bel ofso. Doe maar weer ff vliegmedische keuring doen.
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Achmea vitale ff bellen?quote:
Stelletje droeftoeters zijn die huisartsen zeg. Ben al een halfuur al de huisartsenposten in de buurt aan het rondbellen voor een medische verklaring voor t para springen, maar ze zijn of alleen voor spoedgevallen, of zogenaamd gesloten of ze geven geen medische verklaringen af. Denk dak straks maar even naar Soesterberg bel ofso. Doe maar weer ff vliegmedische keuring doen.
Er was eens....
Wat is dat? De medische ANWB ofso?quote:
Of ga jij me ff keuren? Je bent toch een paraveterinair.
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Medisch centrum Dorp al geprobeerd? Even vragen naar Peuckerquote:
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Wat is dat? De medische ANWB ofso?
Of ga jij me ff keuren? Je bent toch een paraveterinair.
Die belde ik als een van de eerst om 1630 en tot kreeg ik al dat klote bericht van "niemand aanwezig, alleen voor spoedgevallen" terwijl volgens de site die toko gewoon tot 1700 open zou moeten zijn.quote:
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Medisch centrum Dorp al geprobeerd? Even vragen naar Peucker
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Ghehe.. nee ik kan je niet goed keuren..quote:
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Wat is dat? De medische ANWB ofso?
Of ga jij me ff keuren? Je bent toch een paraveterinair.
Achmea vitale ben ik ook medische goed gekeurd..
Als je nu ff googled dan kun je zo wat vinden joh
Er was eens....
Ik sla er even eentje over jongens. En dat is niet alleen omdat de TT vrij gay is, maar ook omdat ik in Berlijn zit.
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Have fun!quote:
Ik sla er even eentje over jongens. En dat is niet alleen omdat de TT vrij gay is, maar ook omdat ik in Berlijn zit.
Er was eens....
Gebakken aardappelen met zelf gemaakte knoflookmarinade, gecombineerd met kip/pesto/sal...mozarela met een groente.
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Hardlopen op een lege maag van 6 uurquote:
Gebakken aardappelen met zelf gemaakte knoflookmarinade, gecombineerd met kip/pesto/sal...mozarela met een groente.
..Douchen, tot zo
En nu? Einde chute springen?quote:
75e voor een keuring. Flikker een end op zeg.
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