F&S Films & Series
Flitsende films en spannende series, bespreek het hier met elkaar!
Ik denk :
'This is the beginning of a beautiful friendschap.'
Wat denken jullie ?
Deze op twee trouwens :
En deze op drie :
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
Say hello to my little friend!!
Op al deze posts is de no-homo clausule van toepassing.
The beaver is still fucked up, but fucked up with a yellow-black kind of feeling to it.
Omcircel koosnaam naar keuze: Razzy, Razz, Para, Kaizer Soze, Pablo.
The beaver is still fucked up, but fucked up with a yellow-black kind of feeling to it.
Omcircel koosnaam naar keuze: Razzy, Razz, Para, Kaizer Soze, Pablo.
"Shaken, not stirred."quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 @ 16:56 schreef Roellie80 het volgende:
..Bond. James Bond
Heb ik nou nog nooit gehoord. Waar komt 'ie vandaan? Een samenwerking tussen een groep werkloze Nederlandse en Engelse amateur-filmmakers?quote:'This is the beginning of a beautiful friendschap.'
quote:
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Casablancaquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:01 schreef IQM het volgende:
[..]
Heb ik nou nog nooit gehoord. Waar komt 'ie vandaan? Een samenwerking tussen een groep werkloze Nederlandse en Engelse amateur-filmmakers?
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh?"quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 @ 17:00 schreef BroesWillems het volgende:
Oh, Buurman, wat doet u nu!
Doe 'friendschap' eens aanpassen dan.quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:05 schreef tong80 het volgende:
[..]
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Casablanca
quote:
Nee da's flauw
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.
Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
mallrats: beste film ooit.
Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
mallrats: beste film ooit.
op www.hetgeksteideevan.nl verzamelen we gekke ideeën.
alle oneliners in flodder:
"toet, dek maar een bord minder"
"het enige wat mijn man omhoog krijgt is de loop van zijn tank"
"jij hoort hier niet" -- "ik kijk alleen maar is dat soms verboden" --- "grijp ze Sjonnie"
"Ik heet kees, net als mijn broer" -- 'Huh, gelukkig lijk je niet op je broer"
"toet, dek maar een bord minder"
"het enige wat mijn man omhoog krijgt is de loop van zijn tank"
"jij hoort hier niet" -- "ik kijk alleen maar is dat soms verboden" --- "grijp ze Sjonnie"
"Ik heet kees, net als mijn broer" -- 'Huh, gelukkig lijk je niet op je broer"
op www.hetgeksteideevan.nl verzamelen we gekke ideeën.
Waaaaaaarom mag ik
I love it when a plan comes together nou weer niet noemen!!!
I love it when a plan comes together nou weer niet noemen!!!
Think about a woman. Doesn't know you're thinking about her. Doesn't care you're thinking about her. Makes you think about her even more.
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
It is not necessary to imitate the mathematical regularity of the metronome which would give the music thus executed an icy frigidity, I even doubt whether it would be possible to maintain this rigid uniformity for more than a few bars.
Berlioz
Berlioz
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:29 schreef _Vulcanus_ het volgende:
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Briljante scene
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
I'm exhausted
-Yeah, me too.. but you know I'm really wired. What do you say, I take you home and eat your pussy?
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
It is not necessary to imitate the mathematical regularity of the metronome which would give the music thus executed an icy frigidity, I even doubt whether it would be possible to maintain this rigid uniformity for more than a few bars.
Berlioz
Berlioz
'Oh du Wolfgang spritz mich.'
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
Die wilde ik posten.quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:42 schreef _Vulcanus_ het volgende:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Op dinsdag 11 augustus 2009 01:08 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Oh Adelbert ! (uit deense snoepjes in Tirol pt 3)
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
"Go ahead, make my day."
Op dinsdag 11 augustus 2009 01:08 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Uit pulp fiction:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the iniquities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Het zijn geloof ik aan elkaar geplakte stukje uit de bijbel.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the iniquities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Het zijn geloof ik aan elkaar geplakte stukje uit de bijbel.
Op dinsdag 11 augustus 2009 01:08 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me. ...
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me. ...
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Mae West tegen Gary Grant: "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 18:01 schreef Aoristus het volgende:
do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me. ...
Op dinsdag 11 augustus 2009 01:08 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
"Are You Talking To Me" en "I'll be back" zijn zo legendarisch, dat zelfs mensen die de film helemaal niet kennen de quotes wel kennen.
Uit Casablanca vind ik "Here's looking at you, kid." ook legendarisch.
Uit Casablanca vind ik "Here's looking at you, kid." ook legendarisch.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" 
Dit stukje ook.
Als we toch met vechten bezig zijn.
''The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of fightclub is you don't talk about Fight Club''
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Dit stukje ook.
Als we toch met vechten bezig zijn.
''The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of fightclub is you don't talk about Fight Club''
[ Bericht 17% gewijzigd door iszinloos op 16-01-2009 18:25:52 ]
Op dinsdag 11 augustus 2009 01:08 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club"
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
''I see dead people ... '' - The Sixth Sense
''Hasta la vista, baby'' - The Terminator 2
''I'm king of the world'' - Titanic
''Show me the money!'' - Jerry Maguire
''I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti'' - Silence of the Lambs
''Hasta la vista, baby'' - The Terminator 2
''I'm king of the world'' - Titanic
''Show me the money!'' - Jerry Maguire
''I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti'' - Silence of the Lambs
"Are we going to be friends forever?", asked Piglet. "Even longer", Pooh answered.
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move
En misschien is het handig als mensen de voorgaan posts lezen in plaats van alles opnieuw posten.
Een quote met een korte reactie is toch beter als dat straks van alles tig keer word gepost.
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move
En misschien is het handig als mensen de voorgaan posts lezen in plaats van alles opnieuw posten.
Een quote met een korte reactie is toch beter als dat straks van alles tig keer word gepost.
Op dinsdag 11 augustus 2009 01:08 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
Mijn spelling en grammatica mag wel wat beter.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
Existing in dimensions of addictive obsession
Your script will run short of ideas
The story will soon end itself
People to trust come short in number
Your script will run short of ideas
The story will soon end itself
People to trust come short in number
You are entering a world of pain.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Yeah, well. The Dude abides
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Yeah, well. The Dude abides
Children of the night. What music they make.
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 18:56 schreef SaintOfKillers het volgende:
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:10 schreef DJKoster het volgende:
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Uit Hellraiser.quote:I'll enjoy making you bleed. And I'll enjoy making you enjoy it.
Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams...
Die blijft geweldig, ook al valt het moeilijk te associeren met Lethal Weaponquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 20:01 schreef Topspin het volgende:
I'm too old for this shit
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
It is not necessary to imitate the mathematical regularity of the metronome which would give the music thus executed an icy frigidity, I even doubt whether it would be possible to maintain this rigid uniformity for more than a few bars.
Berlioz
Berlioz
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
All those moments will be lost, like tears in rain... Time to die.
Jezus dames en heren, hoe kunnen jullie deze vergeten?
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Overigens, niet uit een film maar een boek
Sowieso vol droge grappen.
Uit The Hitchiker's Guide To the Galaxy.quote:"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
Sowieso vol droge grappen.
Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams...
Super film.quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:18 schreef Tism het volgende:
No. 3: "Give me the fucking keys!! U fucking cocksucker, what tha fuck!"
..
Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams...
Stond er al.quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:15 schreef ego-tripper het volgende:
Jezus dames en heren, hoe kunnen jullie deze vergeten?
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Give this people eeejaarh
We're gonna need a bigger boat
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Lolz..quote:
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
Robert Shaw als Quint in Jaws natuurlijk....
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
En dit stukje is in Jaws zelfs helemaal improvisatie...
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
Case closed
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
En dit stukje is in Jaws zelfs helemaal improvisatie...
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
Case closed
PSN: Poekimammi_nl
yippie ki-yay motherfucker
Meest legendarisch is moeilijk, zoveel zijn er die ik vaker in mijn hoofd heb zitten
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
Dit filmpje zit vol met legendarische quotes .
.
God gaf de mens vrijheid en we kunnen dus al met al aannemen dat hij niet verantwoordelijk is voor menselijke misdaden. Alleen hij die de mens heeft geschapen draagt echter de volle verantwoordelijkheid voor de stront.
That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll down to the bottom and click "I agree."
#allmightygod
#allmightygod
Keep firing assholes!
De context (uit Spaceballs, met hulp van imdb):
De context (uit Spaceballs, met hulp van imdb):
quote:Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
This is Spinal Tap, op de luchtmachtbasis:
"I would like to get the plane on about 19.00 hours, if that's satisfactory?"
"Where we at?"
"I make it now it's about 18.30 hours..."
"So that's... what, 50 hours...?"
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"I would like to get the plane on about 19.00 hours, if that's satisfactory?"
"Where we at?"
"I make it now it's about 18.30 hours..."
"So that's... what, 50 hours...?"
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- Why do people have to die?
- To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter. - Six Feet Under
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite
- To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter. - Six Feet Under
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite
"I allways tell the truth, even when I lie" 
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En weliswaar geen quote, maar een scene (zie het maar als een aaneenschakeling van quotes
) ;
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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En weliswaar geen quote, maar een scene (zie het maar als een aaneenschakeling van quotes
) ;1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:21 schreef murpheh het volgende:
"I'll have a Coke then!"
boondock saints, duh
The truth is that we all try to hide. | Last.fm
dat nog niemand deze open deur heeft ingetrapt... het is bijna teleurstellend.
See this? This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
See this? This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
QFTquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 16:54 schreef Rosbief het volgende:
I'll be back
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
ik weet het:
YO ADRIAN
YO ADRIAN
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Once upon a time in the west
Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.
Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
The good the bad and the ugly
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Once upon a time in the west Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.
Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
The good the bad and the ugly
From Dusk Till Dawn
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
It is not necessary to imitate the mathematical regularity of the metronome which would give the music thus executed an icy frigidity, I even doubt whether it would be possible to maintain this rigid uniformity for more than a few bars.
Berlioz
Berlioz
nog eentje:
zie signature..
zie signature..
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Is dat uit FOK! the Moviequote:
Combineer je intelligentie met je humor...NU!!
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:14 schreef Roi het volgende:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
SpaceBalls, die hele film is een aaneenschakeling van legendarische filmquotes..quote:
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Kan me alleen niet voorstellen dat de quote 'zie signature' er zin zitquote:Op zaterdag 17 januari 2009 22:37 schreef Antal het volgende:
[..]
SpaceBalls, die hele film is een aaneenschakeling van legendarische filmquotes..
Combineer je intelligentie met je humor...NU!!
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
quote:Op zaterdag 17 januari 2009 22:51 schreef Stefan het volgende:
[..]
Kan me alleen niet voorstellen dat de quote 'zie signature' er zin zit
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Ace Ventura : Allll Rightyyyy Thennnnnnnnnnn..........!!!!
Kudos +10
Kudos +10
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:22 schreef Scofield-Bauer het volgende:
Ace Ventura : Allll Rightyyyy Thennnnnnnnnnn..........!!!!
Kudos +10
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
Hahah ja inderdaad zoiets was het...quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:26 schreef Topspin het volgende:
[..]
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Ace: If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:26 schreef Topspin het volgende:
[..]
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
Uit evil dead 3, als Ash tegen die dooie in de supermarkt vecht:
Dooie: "I'll eat your soul! Arghhhhh"
Ash:(met zo'n koelbloedige "mijn boomstick heeft altijdkogels" stem: "Come get some"
Dooie: "I'll eat your soul! Arghhhhh"
Ash:(met zo'n koelbloedige "mijn boomstick heeft altijdkogels" stem: "Come get some"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
I HATE MUSIC
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
is ook echt legendarischquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 07:51 schreef Yurithemaster het volgende:
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
Uiteraard het al genoemde: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." uit Gone with the Wind.
En uit Tootsie:
Michael:" Friends? "
Sandy: "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers."
En uit Tootsie:
Michael:" Friends? "
Sandy: "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers."
Als het pannen van daken waait
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
'Is it safe ?'
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"And you must be the Monopoly guy!"
en daarbij hoort natuurlijk
"Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."
Uit Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
en daarbij hoort natuurlijk
"Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."
Uit Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
De Wilhelm screamquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 06:18 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream
Real Madrid CF | Getafe CF | Rayo Vallecano de Madrid | Liverpool FC | Udinese Calcio
Winnaar Butragueño en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Winnaar Butragueño en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 07:51 schreef Yurithemaster het volgende:
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... ”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
Ben je niet in de war met Marathon Man, Tong?quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 12:48 schreef tong80 het volgende:
'Is it safe ?'
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
Uit Cool Runnings :
Sanka, Are you dead?
-Yaa Man
Uit Bad Boys :
Will Smith tegen Martin Lawrence a.k.a Mike Lowrey against Marcus Burnett
That's how you're supposed to drive, FROM NOW ON.., THAT"S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!!
Prison Break :
T-bag tegen Scofield; S02
I would have tattoeed it on my body, but I didn't had the time to do it. 
T-Bag
24
Jack Bauer ; Damnit! Tell me where the bomb is! WHERE'S THE BOMB!
Sanka, Are you dead?
-Yaa Man
Uit Bad Boys :
Will Smith tegen Martin Lawrence a.k.a Mike Lowrey against Marcus Burnett
That's how you're supposed to drive, FROM NOW ON.., THAT"S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!!
Prison Break :
T-bag tegen Scofield; S02
I would have tattoeed it on my body, but I didn't had the time to do it.
T-Bag 24
Jack Bauer ; Damnit! Tell me where the bomb is! WHERE'S THE BOMB!
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Deze monoloog vond ik beter:quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 20:29 schreef geelkuikentje het volgende:
Slechte film, toch leuke quote van meneer Jackson
Als we het dan toch over monologen hebben:quote:
Dirty Harry:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- God's only excuse is the fact that He doesn't exist -
Does this sign say dead nigga storage..quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:57 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Uit pulp fiction:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the iniquities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Het zijn geloof ik aan elkaar geplakte stukje uit de bijbel.
The greatest trick Trifko ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist...
Scarface: You know what Capitalism is? Get fucked...
The greatest trick Trifko ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist...
Ik lag vannacht in bed en realiseerde het me alquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 20:26 schreef fratsman het volgende:
[..]
Ben je niet in de war met Marathon Man, Tong?
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
Een klassieker: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Een recente: Why so serious?
Niet echt legendarisch maar de meeste zijn al geweest natuurlijk.
Een recente: Why so serious?
Niet echt legendarisch maar de meeste zijn al geweest natuurlijk.
quote:
[nerdmode on] dat zegt hij helemaal niet [nerdmode off]
Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
Shit! werken zuigt...
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Flying is like throwing yourself towards the ground .... and missquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:23 schreef Pappie_Culo het volgende:
Overigens, niet uit een film maar een boek
[..]
Uit The Hitchiker's Guide To the Galaxy.
Sowieso vol droge grappen.
Forget about it
Happyness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Maître d' Ah, --- good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?
Mr Creosote --- Better.
Maître d' --- Better?
Mr Creosote --- Better get a bucket - I'm gonna throw up.
Maître d' Ah, --- good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?
Mr Creosote --- Better.
Maître d' --- Better?
Mr Creosote --- Better get a bucket - I'm gonna throw up.
Shit! werken zuigt...
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"You have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" - Don Corleone tegen Vito Corleone (gejat van Sun Tzu)
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Das dan dus Michael Corleone tegen Vito Corleone?quote:Op maandag 19 januari 2009 17:39 schreef Aoristus het volgende:
"You have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" - Don Corleone tegen Vito Corleone (gejat van Sun Tzu)
Al Pacino zegt het tegen een ander, ik weet alleen niet meer wie en ik kan het ook niet vinden op youtube.quote:Op maandag 19 januari 2009 17:43 schreef Siniti het volgende:
[..]
Das dan dus Michael Corleone tegen Vito Corleone?
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Niet dat puberale napalmgezwets, maar de dood van Kurtz:
De begeleidende muziek van The Doors was natuurlijk een onvergeeflijke fout van Coppola, of een geniaal staaltje ironie.
De begeleidende muziek van The Doors was natuurlijk een onvergeeflijke fout van Coppola, of een geniaal staaltje ironie.
da's niet alleen een filmquote, maar gelijk een een echtequote:
Shit! werken zuigt...
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
"DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"
"No Sir!"
"BULLSHIT! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!"
"I will gulch out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"
"If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hassitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?"
"Sir, yes Sir"
"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!"
"5 Foot 9. I didn't know they stack shit that high. You're trying to squeeze in an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"
"Sir, no sir"
FMJ FTW!!!
"No Sir!"
"BULLSHIT! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!"
"I will gulch out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"
"If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hassitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?"
"Sir, yes Sir"
"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!"
"5 Foot 9. I didn't know they stack shit that high. You're trying to squeeze in an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"
"Sir, no sir"
FMJ FTW!!!
"You need people like me. you need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say: that’s the bad guy."
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation
for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
The day the earth stood stillquote:
Nog een klassieker
quote:Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?
quote:... All of us on this earth know that there is a time to live, and that there is a time to die. Yet death is always a shock to those left behind. It is even more of a shock when Death, the Proud Brother, comes suddenly without warning. Just at sundown, a small group gathered in silent prayer, around the newly-opened grave of the beloved wife of an elderly man. Sundown of the day; yet also the sundown of the old man's heart, for the shadows of grief clouded his very reason... The funeral over, the saddened group left the graveside. It was when the gravediggers started their task that strange things began to take place.
quote:At the funeral of the old man, unknown to his mourners, his DEAD WIFE was watching!
quote:"Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead."
Hier komt ook weer een sequal\prequal of remake van. ik geloof een sequal.
Happyness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
Gister het origineel gezienquote:
. Vandaag of morgen de remake uit 2008 kijken. Kan alleen maar keihard tegenvallen.
"The cake is a lie!"
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation
for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"
Happyness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
You got a tattoo!
So do you dude!
What does my tattoo say?
Sweet!, what about mine?
Dude!, what does mine say?
Sweet! what about mine?
Dude! What does mine say?
etc. etc.
So do you dude!
What does my tattoo say?
Sweet!, what about mine?
Dude!, what does mine say?
Sweet! what about mine?
Dude! What does mine say?
etc. etc.
"What we have here... Is failure to communicate"
Cool hand Luke
Cool hand Luke
Midden in dat bos woont een kleine, rode aap.
Kijk daar zit 'ie, in die boom. Hij doet een reuzegrote gaap.
http://www.chrishantzen.nl
http://www.onbeschreven.nl
Kijk daar zit 'ie, in die boom. Hij doet een reuzegrote gaap.
http://www.chrishantzen.nl
http://www.onbeschreven.nl
Welke film ?quote:Op dinsdag 20 januari 2009 12:35 schreef Verbal het volgende:
[..]
Ik vond hem nogal tegenvallen, eerlijk gezegd...
V.
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
(The Godfather)
If you have a problem, you come to me.
(The Godfather)
Tonight we dine in Hell.
(300)
What is Jerusalem worth to you?
- Nothing... Everything.
(Kingdom of Heaven)
(The Godfather)
If you have a problem, you come to me.
(The Godfather)
Tonight we dine in Hell.
(300)
What is Jerusalem worth to you?
- Nothing... Everything.
(Kingdom of Heaven)
Een leuke uit Pulp Fiction:
"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, smooshes him... and says, catch up!"
"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, smooshes him... and says, catch up!"
Voor de fan's
You do not talk about fight club.
You DO NOT talk about fight club.
When someone says stop, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time.
No shirts or shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight
You do not talk about fight club.
You DO NOT talk about fight club.
When someone says stop, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time.
No shirts or shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight
Ook een leuke uit PF:quote:Op donderdag 22 januari 2009 23:27 schreef melvddonk het volgende:
Een leuke uit Pulp Fiction:
"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, smooshes him... and says, catch up!"
"They fuckin' drown ém in that shit"
Uit Crocodile Dundee:
"You call thát a knife?"
Hey baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time
me sucky sucky,me sucky sucky
Heres Johnny
Godfather An Offer You Can't Refuse
'I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength, and Lust, and Power! I am BEOWULF!'
Beowulf, 2007
D'Oh(m)
The Simpsons Movie
Beowulf, 2007
D'Oh(m)
The Simpsons Movie
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather - peacefully asleep - and not screaming like the passengers in his car...
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
"You got it all wrong holy man. I Absolutely believe in God. And i absolutely hate the fucker."
Richard B. Riddick in Pitck Black gespeeld door Vin Diesel.
Richard B. Riddick in Pitck Black gespeeld door Vin Diesel.
Ik zie nog steeds te weinig arnold lines
dit is ook een klassieker van em
Baker: Joseph P. Brenner... what's the P stand for?
Kaminsky: Pussy.
dit is ook een klassieker van em
Baker: Joseph P. Brenner... what's the P stand for?
Kaminsky: Pussy.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-the Dude-
-the Dude-
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Trainspotting
Trainspotting
Hoi mam..
Een paar van de Joker:
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger
And I thought my jokes were bad.
So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
Die hele film is hij eigenlijk 1 grote quote
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger
And I thought my jokes were bad.
So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
Die hele film is hij eigenlijk 1 grote quote
Terje Haakonsen: "Snowboarding is about fresh tracks, carving powder, being yourself and not being judged by others"
Komakie: "Van sneeuwballen gooien komt boemsen!"
Shaun Farmer: "That's gnarly"
Komakie: "Van sneeuwballen gooien komt boemsen!"
Shaun Farmer: "That's gnarly"
Niet die hele film, die hele Jokerquote:Op donderdag 29 januari 2009 02:00 schreef Komakie het volgende:
Die hele film is hij eigenlijk 1 grote quote
Yeah, well that's what ther-rape-me's all about. That's why fuckin' Freud's picture's on every shrink's wall. He created a fuckin' industry. You lie down, you confess your secrets and you're saved. Ca-ching! The more you confess, the more they think about settin' you free.
The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 22:16 schreef cultheld het volgende:
Dit filmpje zit vol met legendarische quotes
Ehm dat zegt ik.....quote:Op donderdag 29 januari 2009 02:38 schreef Siniti het volgende:
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Niet die hele film, die hele Joker
Misschien btje in een kromme zin, dat wel
Het was iig wel de strekking die jij aan geeft
Terje Haakonsen: "Snowboarding is about fresh tracks, carving powder, being yourself and not being judged by others"
Komakie: "Van sneeuwballen gooien komt boemsen!"
Shaun Farmer: "That's gnarly"
Komakie: "Van sneeuwballen gooien komt boemsen!"
Shaun Farmer: "That's gnarly"
Net Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb gezien... die film zit ook echt prop en propvol met briljante quotes
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