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Give this people eeejaarh
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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Lolz..quote:
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
Robert Shaw als Quint in Jaws natuurlijk....
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
En dit stukje is in Jaws zelfs helemaal improvisatie...
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
Case closed
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
En dit stukje is in Jaws zelfs helemaal improvisatie...
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
Case closed
PSN: Poekimammi_nl
yippie ki-yay motherfucker
Meest legendarisch is moeilijk, zoveel zijn er die ik vaker in mijn hoofd heb zitten
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
Dit filmpje zit vol met legendarische quotes 
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God gaf de mens vrijheid en we kunnen dus al met al aannemen dat hij niet verantwoordelijk is voor menselijke misdaden. Alleen hij die de mens heeft geschapen draagt echter de volle verantwoordelijkheid voor de stront.
That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll down to the bottom and click "I agree."
#allmightygod
#allmightygod
Keep firing assholes!
De context (uit Spaceballs, met hulp van imdb):
De context (uit Spaceballs, met hulp van imdb):
quote:Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
This is Spinal Tap, op de luchtmachtbasis:
"I would like to get the plane on about 19.00 hours, if that's satisfactory?"
"Where we at?"
"I make it now it's about 18.30 hours..."
"So that's... what, 50 hours...?"
[ Bericht 18% gewijzigd door outtayourleague op 17-01-2009 14:21:38 ]
"I would like to get the plane on about 19.00 hours, if that's satisfactory?"
"Where we at?"
"I make it now it's about 18.30 hours..."
"So that's... what, 50 hours...?"
[ Bericht 18% gewijzigd door outtayourleague op 17-01-2009 14:21:38 ]
- Why do people have to die?
- To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter. - Six Feet Under
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite
- To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter. - Six Feet Under
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite
"I allways tell the truth, even when I lie" 
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En weliswaar geen quote, maar een scene (zie het maar als een aaneenschakeling van quotes
) ;
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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En weliswaar geen quote, maar een scene (zie het maar als een aaneenschakeling van quotes
) ;1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:21 schreef murpheh het volgende:
"I'll have a Coke then!"
boondock saints, duh
The truth is that we all try to hide. | Last.fm
dat nog niemand deze open deur heeft ingetrapt... het is bijna teleurstellend.
See this? This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
See this? This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
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QFTquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 16:54 schreef Rosbief het volgende:
I'll be back
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
ik weet het:
YO ADRIAN
YO ADRIAN
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Once upon a time in the west
Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.
Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
The good the bad and the ugly
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Once upon a time in the west Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.
Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
The good the bad and the ugly
From Dusk Till Dawn
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
It is not necessary to imitate the mathematical regularity of the metronome which would give the music thus executed an icy frigidity, I even doubt whether it would be possible to maintain this rigid uniformity for more than a few bars.
Berlioz
Berlioz
nog eentje:
zie signature..
zie signature..
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Is dat uit FOK! the Moviequote:
Combineer je intelligentie met je humor...NU!!
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:14 schreef Roi het volgende:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
SpaceBalls, die hele film is een aaneenschakeling van legendarische filmquotes..quote:
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Kan me alleen niet voorstellen dat de quote 'zie signature' er zin zitquote:Op zaterdag 17 januari 2009 22:37 schreef Antal het volgende:
[..]
SpaceBalls, die hele film is een aaneenschakeling van legendarische filmquotes..
Combineer je intelligentie met je humor...NU!!
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
quote:Op zaterdag 17 januari 2009 22:51 schreef Stefan het volgende:
[..]
Kan me alleen niet voorstellen dat de quote 'zie signature' er zin zit
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Ace Ventura : Allll Rightyyyy Thennnnnnnnnnn..........!!!!
Kudos +10
Kudos +10
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:22 schreef Scofield-Bauer het volgende:
Ace Ventura : Allll Rightyyyy Thennnnnnnnnnn..........!!!!
Kudos +10
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
Hahah ja inderdaad zoiets was het...quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:26 schreef Topspin het volgende:
[..]
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Ace: If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:26 schreef Topspin het volgende:
[..]
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
Uit evil dead 3, als Ash tegen die dooie in de supermarkt vecht:
Dooie: "I'll eat your soul! Arghhhhh"
Ash:(met zo'n koelbloedige "mijn boomstick heeft altijdkogels" stem: "Come get some"
Dooie: "I'll eat your soul! Arghhhhh"
Ash:(met zo'n koelbloedige "mijn boomstick heeft altijdkogels" stem: "Come get some"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
I HATE MUSIC
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
is ook echt legendarischquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 07:51 schreef Yurithemaster het volgende:
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
Uiteraard het al genoemde: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." uit Gone with the Wind.
En uit Tootsie:
Michael:" Friends? "
Sandy: "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers."
En uit Tootsie:
Michael:" Friends? "
Sandy: "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers."
Als het pannen van daken waait
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
'Is it safe ?'
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"And you must be the Monopoly guy!"
en daarbij hoort natuurlijk
"Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."
Uit Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
en daarbij hoort natuurlijk
"Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."
Uit Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
De Wilhelm screamquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 06:18 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream
Real Madrid CF | Getafe CF | Rayo Vallecano de Madrid | Liverpool FC | Udinese Calcio
Winnaar Butragueño en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Winnaar Butragueño en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 07:51 schreef Yurithemaster het volgende:
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... ”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
Ben je niet in de war met Marathon Man, Tong?quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 12:48 schreef tong80 het volgende:
'Is it safe ?'
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
Uit Cool Runnings :
Sanka, Are you dead?
-Yaa Man
Uit Bad Boys :
Will Smith tegen Martin Lawrence a.k.a Mike Lowrey against Marcus Burnett
That's how you're supposed to drive, FROM NOW ON.., THAT"S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!!
Prison Break :
T-bag tegen Scofield; S02
I would have tattoeed it on my body, but I didn't had the time to do it. 
T-Bag
24
Jack Bauer ; Damnit! Tell me where the bomb is! WHERE'S THE BOMB!
Sanka, Are you dead?
-Yaa Man
Uit Bad Boys :
Will Smith tegen Martin Lawrence a.k.a Mike Lowrey against Marcus Burnett
That's how you're supposed to drive, FROM NOW ON.., THAT"S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!!
Prison Break :
T-bag tegen Scofield; S02
I would have tattoeed it on my body, but I didn't had the time to do it.
T-Bag 24
Jack Bauer ; Damnit! Tell me where the bomb is! WHERE'S THE BOMB!
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Deze monoloog vond ik beter:quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 20:29 schreef geelkuikentje het volgende:
Slechte film, toch leuke quote van meneer Jackson
Als we het dan toch over monologen hebben:quote:
Dirty Harry:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- God's only excuse is the fact that He doesn't exist -
Does this sign say dead nigga storage..quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 17:57 schreef iszinloos het volgende:
Uit pulp fiction:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the iniquities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Het zijn geloof ik aan elkaar geplakte stukje uit de bijbel.
The greatest trick Trifko ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist...
Scarface: You know what Capitalism is? Get fucked...
The greatest trick Trifko ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist...
Ik lag vannacht in bed en realiseerde het me alquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 20:26 schreef fratsman het volgende:
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Ben je niet in de war met Marathon Man, Tong?
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
Een klassieker: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Een recente: Why so serious?
Niet echt legendarisch maar de meeste zijn al geweest natuurlijk.
Een recente: Why so serious?
Niet echt legendarisch maar de meeste zijn al geweest natuurlijk.
quote:
[nerdmode on] dat zegt hij helemaal niet [nerdmode off]
Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
Shit! werken zuigt...
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Flying is like throwing yourself towards the ground .... and missquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:23 schreef Pappie_Culo het volgende:
Overigens, niet uit een film maar een boek
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Uit The Hitchiker's Guide To the Galaxy.
Sowieso vol droge grappen.
Forget about it
Happyness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
-Catbert: Evil director of HR
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Maître d' Ah, --- good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?
Mr Creosote --- Better.
Maître d' --- Better?
Mr Creosote --- Better get a bucket - I'm gonna throw up.
Maître d' Ah, --- good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?
Mr Creosote --- Better.
Maître d' --- Better?
Mr Creosote --- Better get a bucket - I'm gonna throw up.
Shit! werken zuigt...
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"You have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" - Don Corleone tegen Vito Corleone (gejat van Sun Tzu)
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Das dan dus Michael Corleone tegen Vito Corleone?quote:Op maandag 19 januari 2009 17:39 schreef Aoristus het volgende:
"You have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" - Don Corleone tegen Vito Corleone (gejat van Sun Tzu)
Al Pacino zegt het tegen een ander, ik weet alleen niet meer wie en ik kan het ook niet vinden op youtube.quote:Op maandag 19 januari 2009 17:43 schreef Siniti het volgende:
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Das dan dus Michael Corleone tegen Vito Corleone?
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Niet dat puberale napalmgezwets, maar de dood van Kurtz:
De begeleidende muziek van The Doors was natuurlijk een onvergeeflijke fout van Coppola, of een geniaal staaltje ironie.
De begeleidende muziek van The Doors was natuurlijk een onvergeeflijke fout van Coppola, of een geniaal staaltje ironie.
da's niet alleen een filmquote, maar gelijk een een echtequote:
Shit! werken zuigt...
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
Op donderdag 22 november 2007 @ 12:42 schreef Neelis het volgende: Rabbelneuteaantwaark ?
"DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"
"No Sir!"
"BULLSHIT! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!"
"I will gulch out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"
"If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hassitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?"
"Sir, yes Sir"
"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!"
"5 Foot 9. I didn't know they stack shit that high. You're trying to squeeze in an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"
"Sir, no sir"
FMJ FTW!!!
"No Sir!"
"BULLSHIT! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!"
"I will gulch out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"
"If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hassitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?"
"Sir, yes Sir"
"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!"
"5 Foot 9. I didn't know they stack shit that high. You're trying to squeeze in an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"
"Sir, no sir"
FMJ FTW!!!
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