F&S Films & Series
Flitsende films en spannende series, bespreek het hier met elkaar!
That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll down to the bottom and click "I agree."
#allmightygod
#allmightygod
Keep firing assholes!
De context (uit Spaceballs, met hulp van imdb):
De context (uit Spaceballs, met hulp van imdb):
quote:Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
This is Spinal Tap, op de luchtmachtbasis:
"I would like to get the plane on about 19.00 hours, if that's satisfactory?"
"Where we at?"
"I make it now it's about 18.30 hours..."
"So that's... what, 50 hours...?"
[ Bericht 18% gewijzigd door outtayourleague op 17-01-2009 14:21:38 ]
"I would like to get the plane on about 19.00 hours, if that's satisfactory?"
"Where we at?"
"I make it now it's about 18.30 hours..."
"So that's... what, 50 hours...?"
[ Bericht 18% gewijzigd door outtayourleague op 17-01-2009 14:21:38 ]
- Why do people have to die?
- To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter. - Six Feet Under
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite
- To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter. - Six Feet Under
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite
"I allways tell the truth, even when I lie" 
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En weliswaar geen quote, maar een scene (zie het maar als een aaneenschakeling van quotes
) ;
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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En weliswaar geen quote, maar een scene (zie het maar als een aaneenschakeling van quotes
) ;1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:21 schreef murpheh het volgende:
"I'll have a Coke then!"
boondock saints, duh
The truth is that we all try to hide. | Last.fm
dat nog niemand deze open deur heeft ingetrapt... het is bijna teleurstellend.
See this? This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
See this? This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
De voorzitter zegt: Laat duizend bloemen bloeien.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
Laat duizend balletjes stuiteren.
QFTquote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 16:54 schreef Rosbief het volgende:
I'll be back
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
ik weet het:
YO ADRIAN
YO ADRIAN
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Once upon a time in the west
Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.
Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
The good the bad and the ugly
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Once upon a time in the west Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.
Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
The good the bad and the ugly
From Dusk Till Dawn
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
It is not necessary to imitate the mathematical regularity of the metronome which would give the music thus executed an icy frigidity, I even doubt whether it would be possible to maintain this rigid uniformity for more than a few bars.
Berlioz
Berlioz
nog eentje:
zie signature..
zie signature..
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Is dat uit FOK! the Moviequote:
Combineer je intelligentie met je humor...NU!!
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
quote:Op vrijdag 16 januari 2009 21:14 schreef Roi het volgende:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
SpaceBalls, die hele film is een aaneenschakeling van legendarische filmquotes..quote:
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Kan me alleen niet voorstellen dat de quote 'zie signature' er zin zitquote:Op zaterdag 17 januari 2009 22:37 schreef Antal het volgende:
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SpaceBalls, die hele film is een aaneenschakeling van legendarische filmquotes..
Combineer je intelligentie met je humor...NU!!
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
Geheime strandvideo's met topless meiden, zomer 2010
quote:Op zaterdag 17 januari 2009 22:51 schreef Stefan het volgende:
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Kan me alleen niet voorstellen dat de quote 'zie signature' er zin zit
He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell
Ace Ventura : Allll Rightyyyy Thennnnnnnnnnn..........!!!!
Kudos +10
Kudos +10
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:22 schreef Scofield-Bauer het volgende:
Ace Ventura : Allll Rightyyyy Thennnnnnnnnnn..........!!!!
Kudos +10
If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
Genieten is toegestaan!!!
Hahah ja inderdaad zoiets was het...quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:26 schreef Topspin het volgende:
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If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Ace: If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 00:26 schreef Topspin het volgende:
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If you were me then I was you....and I would your ass to climb up that thing.
Weet niet precies hoe die ging en kon het ff niet via google vinden, in ieder geval ook van ace ventura
Uit evil dead 3, als Ash tegen die dooie in de supermarkt vecht:
Dooie: "I'll eat your soul! Arghhhhh"
Ash:(met zo'n koelbloedige "mijn boomstick heeft altijdkogels" stem: "Come get some"
Dooie: "I'll eat your soul! Arghhhhh"
Ash:(met zo'n koelbloedige "mijn boomstick heeft altijdkogels" stem: "Come get some"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
I HATE MUSIC
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
is ook echt legendarischquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 07:51 schreef Yurithemaster het volgende:
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
Uiteraard het al genoemde: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." uit Gone with the Wind.
En uit Tootsie:
Michael:" Friends? "
Sandy: "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers."
En uit Tootsie:
Michael:" Friends? "
Sandy: "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers."
Als het pannen van daken waait
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
'Is it safe ?'
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"And you must be the Monopoly guy!"
en daarbij hoort natuurlijk
"Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."
Uit Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
en daarbij hoort natuurlijk
"Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."
Uit Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
De Wilhelm screamquote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 06:18 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heel veel films te zien.
Link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream
Real Madrid CF | Getafe CF | Rayo Vallecano de Madrid | Liverpool FC | Udinese Calcio
Winnaar Butragueņo en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Winnaar Butragueņo en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 07:51 schreef Yurithemaster het volgende:
Black knight: None shall pass
Black knight: It's just a flesh wound
King Athur: What're you going to do, bleed on me
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... ”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
Ben je niet in de war met Marathon Man, Tong?quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 12:48 schreef tong80 het volgende:
'Is it safe ?'
De tandartsscene uit The boys from Brasil.
Uit Cool Runnings :
Sanka, Are you dead?
-Yaa Man
Uit Bad Boys :
Will Smith tegen Martin Lawrence a.k.a Mike Lowrey against Marcus Burnett
That's how you're supposed to drive, FROM NOW ON.., THAT"S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!!
Prison Break :
T-bag tegen Scofield; S02
I would have tattoeed it on my body, but I didn't had the time to do it. 
T-Bag
24
Jack Bauer ; Damnit! Tell me where the bomb is! WHERE'S THE BOMB!
Sanka, Are you dead?
-Yaa Man
Uit Bad Boys :
Will Smith tegen Martin Lawrence a.k.a Mike Lowrey against Marcus Burnett
That's how you're supposed to drive, FROM NOW ON.., THAT"S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!!
Prison Break :
T-bag tegen Scofield; S02
I would have tattoeed it on my body, but I didn't had the time to do it.
T-Bag 24
Jack Bauer ; Damnit! Tell me where the bomb is! WHERE'S THE BOMB!
No Signature :P
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Oh, ok dan, Feyenoord!!! Makaay!!! Prison Break!!! Heroes!!! Jericho!!! 24!!!
Deze monoloog vond ik beter:quote:Op zondag 18 januari 2009 20:29 schreef geelkuikentje het volgende:
Slechte film, toch leuke quote van meneer Jackson
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