[Pol SC 1467] The PoliticDelusion

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 10:43 schreef Rock_de_Braziliaan het volgende:

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dan pas je toch je meet methodiek aan?

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 10:54 schreef Aoristus het volgende:

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hee, ik heb geen zevenmijlslaarzen

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 10:36 schreef Aoristus het volgende:

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C D denk ik

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 11:03 schreef zakjapannertje het volgende:

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goeie verbetering, D is nl. het juiste antwoord

uitleg staat hier: http://www.theglobalist.com/storyid.aspx?StoryId=7023

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ANGON - De militaire junta in Myanmar spoort overlevenden van cycloon Nargis aan zich met natuurlijke producten uit de omgeving, bijvoorbeeld kikkers, te voeden.


De bewoners van het rampgebied hebben de "chocoladerepen van de internationale gemeenschap" zeker niet nodig, staat in de vrijdageditie van de staatskrant Nieuwe Licht van Myanmar

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 11:38 schreef Boze_Appel het volgende:

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Wat doe jij eigenlijk voor werk?

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Top Notch rapper Kempi zit al sinds 25 maart vast voor een vermeende bedreiging met een vuurwapen. De artiest zou op 22 maart 2008 verbale bedreigingen hebben geuit en deze kracht hebben bijgezet met een vuurwapen van de tweede categorie. Onder deze categorie vallen geen pistolen, maar bijvoorbeeld stroomstootwapens of pepperspray. Naast de bedreigingen wordt Jerrel Lloyd S., zoals hij bij de instanties bekend is, het gebruiken van een vals geschrift ten laste gelegd. Dit betreft een valse OV-kaart. Zo meldt een woordvoerder van de rechtbank van Den Bosch.

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 12:28 schreef Autodidact het volgende:
http://3voor12.vpro.nl/artikelen/artikel/39645127
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Kempi komt stapt de bus binnen, toont zijn vervalste abonnemizzer, zwaait met zijn wapen en wordt in de cel gesmeten...

Bevrijd deze verzetsheld!

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 10:17 schreef Rock_de_Braziliaan het volgende:
Auto. D. is het al weekend?

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 14:07 schreef Napalm het volgende:

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Jaaaaaaah! Weekend! De rest van de middag vrij

En zelfs vanmorgen een stapel oude puinhopen op wetent e ruimen. Kan straks met een gerust hart op vakantie.

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 14:38 schreef Autodidact het volgende:

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Napalm:

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 14:46 schreef Boze_Appel het volgende:

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http://www.nu.nl/news/159(...)reiden_zich_uit.html

Overal blokkeren ze van alles, geven gratis dingen weg, etc. Wat doen de Nederlanders. Die toeteren.

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 11:08 schreef Aoristus het volgende:

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knap zeg, om op 7822 m² 74 million metric tons (wat is dat vertaald?) uit te stoten.

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Calvin was a strong believer in behaving as God wished. Immorality was severely condemned but to begin with the consistory was not an effective body. It only started to be so when the number of appointed ministers was greater than the elders. Also in 1555, the city council gave the consistory the right to excommunicate offenders. Only after this date was a strict moral code imposed and every sin was made a crime e.g. no work or pleasure on a Sunday; no extravagance in dress. If you were excommunicated you were banished from the city. Blasphemy could be punished by death; lewd singing could be punished by your tongue being pierced.

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Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 16:28 schreef Nautilus het volgende:

Larry Miller and his Five Levels of Drinking

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The seven levels of intoxication
By Mychal Kubiak

Dillo Day is this Saturday, and you know what that means: lots and lots of drinking. Staying sufficiently intoxicated for 24 hours is no small feat. How do you stay drunk but not get sick? How do you keep your buzz from wearing off? After a great deal of thought and plenty of field testing, I present my theory on the levels of intoxication one can reach with the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods we all know as alcohol.
Level 1: Stone-cold sober

This is when you’ve had absolutely nothing to drink. Or, if you’re hardcore, you’re on your third shot or so. Either way, you’re completely coherent in all aspects and could still do quantum physics with ease.

Level 2: Slightly buzzed

The moment when you just start to experience the warm, fuzzy feeling that says, “Why, yes, I have had a few drinks.” However, the buzz isn’t enough to affect your decision-making skills in any way. You just feel better about your, um, feelingness?

Level 3: Happy

You know you’re happy when one of two things happen. (Or maybe both, depending on what kind of person you are.) One, you smile at anything and anyone, and enjoy it. You also like to laugh at everything and anyone, for no reason whatsoever. Typical comments made in this level include, “Dude, we’re sooo the same height! That is neat-o! Hahaha! NEAT-OOOO!!!!” Or two, you just get that urge to dance! Even if the only music around is your cell-phone ringtone that plays when your mom calls, you instantly get up and perform a rendition of a jazz routine you learned back in that dance class you took when you were 12.

Level 4: Tipsy

This is when your inhibitions are almost out the window, and your coordination skills are going fast. You still want to dance, and you’re either much better at it now than when you were sober or your plan to perform Lord of the Dance didn’t work out the way you wanted it to. Common happenings during tipsiness include frequent shouts of “WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” and the urge to run up or down stairs when you see them, even though you resume walking when (if) you make it to the top or bottom. This is probably because if you can run up a set of stairs, people will think you’re totally sober, and you don’t want to appear like you’re at Level 5.

Level 5: Just plain drunk

This is when you start to get crazy ideas and then actually do them. A typical conversation goes like this:

“Dude, you know what would be crazy?”
“What’s that, Broseph?”
“Dude, like, if we rode a shopping cart down the stairs….!!!”
“HA! Dude, I don’t know, how would you get a… What the hell? Where’d you get a shopping cart? And how did you get it in our hall? All in 2.5 seconds? Whatever, fuck it. LET’S DO IT!!!!”

Most of the injuries you receive during your night of amazingness happen during Level 5.

Level 6: Hammered

For those of you who blackout when you drink, it usually starts when you’re hammered. When you get to this level, your sole purpose in life is to find someone, make out with this person and avoid puking on said person afterwards. But it can be anybody.

For girls: that cute boy from your chemistry lab you’ve been eying all quarter; that sketchy guy in the corner with the black trench coat and polarized eyeglasses; that girl right over there wearing that cute top you saw at Express — wait, you’re not a lesbian…*makes out*…Or are you?

For guys: If you’re straight, you never break the cardinal rule: Whoever you get your action from must have the ability to bear children. (If you’re gay, that’s totally cool too. And if you’re not, now is a good a time as any to experiment…) That being said, it remains the only rule. That girl you and your buddies used to make fun of is looking pretty hot right now. Maybe it’s the lighting or maybe you haven’t paid attention to what real beauty is…

Level 7: Schwasted

Congratulations, you’ve reached Level 7! While the guy in the stall next to you is trying to pee, you’re worshiping the porcelain god. Chances are low that you can reach Level 7 and still be conscious (nobody said you had to be coherent). You’re either singing songs into the toilet, trash can or lawn, or you’re being hauled off to the hospital in an ambulance because your friends realized you were killing yourself with alcohol poisoning. An unfortunate ending to such a fun night. You had better buy them all fruit baskets tomorrow. Bonus points for taking them out to dinner after your hangover wears off. They did save your life, after all.