[Deel 1176] Fantastenfactie

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 20:44 schreef pberends het volgende:
Hans Teeuwen bij het Theo van Gogh standbeeld

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 21:29 schreef Monidique het volgende:
Dit is hihihi.

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 21:29 schreef Monidique het volgende:
Dit is hihihi.

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:04 schreef Monidique het volgende:
-Angelus- stuurt me boze PM's.

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 21:29 schreef Monidique het volgende:
Dit is hihihi.

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Amsterdam

A mythical (miniature) village that was last seen somewhere between Holland and Norway, due north of Germany. It's also the highest capital in the world.

It's well known for lawlessness and criminalitym, both of which are not displayed outside but mainly sold from flower markets and coffeeshops trying to exploit this merchandise to the max.

Amsterdam is the place you look for, for a practical weekend with your lover, no romantism, only 24/7 limitless drugs and sex.

On Dam Square, in the middle of town, a giant dildo monument has been erected after WWII. It vibrates every hour. When it does the four lions surrounding it sing "The Smurfensong". At night the lions sleep. There is talk of making it into a fountain.

Legend has it that this medieval-style picturesque place is filled with glass cages displaying beautiful naked women waiting to have sex with middle-aged Americans and Japanese or drunk Britons. These quarters are well known as the Red Light District. Furthermore, akin to a modern Big Rock Candy Mountain, the streets are filled with drugs (which for reasons known to the dutch and to be read in the Netherlands entry do NOT include weed), free for the taking.

Due to the fact that the canals function as open sewers, Amsterdam holds the record for number of different diseases in one city. There are now so many that people are named after the disease they carry. Kankerlijer and Klerelijer are family names you can hear regularly when walking around Amsterdam.

Not to be confused with hamsterdam, a dam made entirely out of the rotting remains of dead hamsters and other rodents.

The city made headlines all over the world last Christmas when 1 (one) man supposedly 'came' over himself while speekwalking. Authorities traced the trail of cum back to his Damrak hostel where he was found weeping. He wasn't amused. He was. Not..? Or thee?
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Fun Facts
* Not Rotterdam.
* Is where Melissa18 lives
* Capital: Leidseplein, the royalty is often spotted waiting for people to get on trams without paying and then behead them.
* Population:16 million people, on a tiny piece of earth, and poetry is not lost in translation.
* Area: The only important area of course is My House.
* Currency: Before the switch to the euro the common currency was Marijuana. Beer was also ok. Bicycles however are still used for bartering purposes.
* Ethnic Groups: Stoners, Hippies, Tourists, Islams, Gonzos, Homosapiens and Hetrosapiens. and brittany
* Government: Harry Potter controls the general public and steers their political ideas by having sex with everybody.
* Legal System: Laws are not enforced at all, well they don't like murder.....bad for money
* Life Expectancy: In Amsterdam everybody stays 21 years old for the rest of their life, which is infinite.
* National Sports: Football riots, drinking, sex, smokin weed and vandalizing.
* Imports: Junkies and tourists.
* Exports: Drugs (prime consumer is England), clogs, AIDS, cheese, Heineken and Tourist junkies.
* Twinned With: Antarctica and the planet Zurg of Emperor Luijken
* Hometown of: George Baker, Bassie en Adriaan, Pieter Jan, Goldmember, Madonna and B. Gates.
* some think incorrectly that Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, the real capital is Madurodam (Because that has a smaller Maroccan society).

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:52 schreef Mutant01 het volgende:
Wat is Maroccan?

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:47 schreef Mutant01 het volgende:
Boze PM's, waarom krijg ik ze nooit?

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:54 schreef Apropos het volgende:

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En niet eens leuk, zoals ''Muki'' ofzo.

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:52 schreef Mutant01 het volgende:
Wat is Maroccan?

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:58 schreef Mutant01 het volgende:
Ik heb nu toch een ernstig boze PM gekregen zeg!

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 22:59 schreef Mutant01 het volgende:

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 23:04 schreef Mutant01 het volgende:

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Toch niet weer een herhaling he?

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Op zondag 18 maart 2007 23:14 schreef Drugshond het volgende:
Er is helemaal geen klimaatverandering.
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Op maandag 19 maart 2007 00:50 schreef Monidique het volgende:
Scheidsrechter juicht na doelpunt

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Zo is de publieke omroep gepolst of er interesse is Jack Spijkerman terug te nemen. Ook Beau van Erven Dorens heeft zich bij de publieken gemeld.