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(Band jams tunelessly.)
Colin: Come along then, let's play...
(They start to jam the intro to "Pretty Woman".)
Colin: Why do we have to be playing "Pretty Woman"? We don't even know the lyrics to "Pretty
Woman".
Vim: You just go "Pretty woman" a lot, don't you?
Spider: (sings) Pretty woman, walking down the street...
Vim: Yeah, that's it. (sings) Pretty woman...
Spider: Pretty woman.... La la la la, pretty woman...
Vim: Pretty woman walking down the street.
Pretty woman walking down the street!
Pretty woman walking down the streeeet!!
Pretty woman walking down the street!
Pretty woman walking down the street!
Pretty woman walking down the street!
Probably getting quite tired now, done such a lot of walking.
Fucking woman keeps on walking down the fucking street!
Colin: Oh, look, do we have to have the swearwords?
Vim: Woman, pretty woman, walking down the fucking street!
Colin: Keep it CLEAN!
Vim: Woman, pretty woman, walking down the BEEP street!
Why's she walking down the street?
Colin: (sings flat) Pretty woman...
(Band continues to play.)
Colin: Bass break! (Realises he can't play the bass break.) Keep playing...
Vim: Prety woman! Pretty woman! Pretty woman!
(Band stops.)
Vim: Ugly woman, walking down the street,
Ugly woman, probably Colin Grigson's girlfriend.
(Colin laughs sarcastically. Band starts up again.)
Colin: But she's probably not Colin Grigson's girlfriend because if she was she'd be much more
attractive than that.
(Band continues to play for a few bars, then stops abruptly.)
Colin: Oh, I'm bored with that.