[Deel 661]Congreslid bereid Sneek te bombarderen

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Op dinsdag 19 juli 2005 18:05 schreef pberends het volgende:
Die handmatige slagboom voor taxi's in Amsterdam... terug naar de Middeleeuwen .

Zeg, als je schoondochter weer vrijgezel is, dan hoor ik het wel he?

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Op dinsdag 19 juli 2005 18:11 schreef pberends het volgende:

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Ze houdt niet van joden.

Wie wel? .

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Op dinsdag 19 juli 2005 18:25 schreef RichardQuest het volgende:
Een vriend van mij heeft vorige week ruzie gehad met een oud-maat van mij die nogal Christelijk is geworden. Z'n geloof verbood hem te luisteren naar iemand die het platwalsen van huizen ziekelijk vindt.

Gelukkig is 'ie nu verhuisd naar Ede.

Die ongelovige?

Dit is het echte Amerika:


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by
court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place


Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
______________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you have
forgotten?
_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
____________________
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________________ __
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

___________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
_________________________________ _____
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
______________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice,
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
______________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
______________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.

Deze verdient ook een onderscheiding;


Now, doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
No, I said he was shot in the lumbar legion.

Give my love to Rose. .

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Op dinsdag 19 juli 2005 19:52 schreef Sidekick het volgende:
Dan is hij gewoon .. Johan, de socialist in denial.

Alsof dat niet bijzonder is!