Geniale site: Omegle #4

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck this shit
You: MAN
You: what the hell am I doing
Stranger: what's wrong
You: FUCK
You: I want to die
You: where is the razor
You: cut myself NOW
Stranger: stop it
You: BLOOOOOD
You: nooooo
You: Don't wanna die it was a joke
You: aaaaaah
You: It hurts so much
You: please call 911
Stranger: what are u doing ???
You: dont....have....long....time
You: cut my wrists
You: FUCK
Stranger: stpo joking idiot
You: blood
You: i'm dizzy
You: opggffdsgdfsg
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: dude ??
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Stranger: L O L
Stranger: where u from =
Stranger: ?
You: Holland
Stranger: sweden ??
You: You?
Stranger: ou
Stranger: usa
You: ok
You: fuck you then
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:30 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

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Na dat "I'm dizzy" en dat "ggfdgfdf", was het toch even een minuut stil hehehehe

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:32 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Geef me een seconde man Nog verbeterd ook

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Stranger: i from the netherlands, and you stranger
You: I am from mars but i speak all languages you poor humans can possibly understand on earth.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: so you speak all the langauges?
You: Yes i do.
Stranger: oke
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am over 3000 years old.
You: You?
Stranger: 15
You: You can talk in whatever language you want mate.
You: I'll understand you
Stranger: oke
Stranger: jij stinkt
You: I know, you also smell.
Stranger: omg
You: I haven't had a shower in ages.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:33 schreef Resco het volgende:
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?

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Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: I am the heat of the fire.
You: I am the cold of the ice.
You: I saw the universe.
You: I can grant you 1 wish.
You: NAME IT.
Stranger: mf
You: Thats also not polite.
You: Where are you from, poor human stranger?
Stranger: from your butt
You: That may be true, coz you are like a piece of shit.

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You: hello
You: do you like The Prodigy?
Stranger: nigga 4 ever dude...
You: you're from FOK! ?
Stranger: yeah, I'll fuck your mom...
You: nice
You: i'll fuck your mom and your dad
Stranger: gay
You: i know
Stranger: u r very very gay...
You: like Bruno?
Stranger: what?
You: the new movie from Borat
You: he's gay too
Stranger: son of a bitch
You: i don't like you
Stranger: I don't like you too, but i'm a man...
Stranger: and you a gay
You: i never said i'm a man
You: i'm a woman
Stranger: motherfucker...
Stranger: a bitch?
You: lesbian yes
Stranger: nice...
Stranger: i like lesbians...
You: me too
You: they're better in bed than men
Stranger: they're more cow
You: and they lick much better
Stranger: i like to lick women
You: me too
Stranger: i like of the orgasm of the women
You: you're horny
Stranger: yeah, very horny...
Stranger: this is for you...
You: hihi
Stranger: sweet heart...
You: i like you
Stranger: i like you too...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: from brazil, and you?
You: holland
Stranger: nice...
You: i love weed
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: me too

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Stranger: girl?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:49 schreef Ame_thyst het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:44 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Nu 2 petjes?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:33 schreef Resco het volgende:
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Honkey?
You: wanna buy weed?
Stranger: I have
Stranger: loads
Stranger: of it
Stranger: I live in The Netherlands
You: cool
Stranger: It's legal
You: Can I get some from you?
Stranger: If you fly all the way down here
Stranger: You can just get some
You: you can mail it to me
You: I'm from sweden
Stranger: Sure thang
Stranger: What's your adress?
You: what's your price per gram?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: depends
You: just good stuff no crap
Stranger: a good joint can cost like 5 euro
Stranger: not sure about the gram
You: And I want a discount because I'm a student girl, poor
Stranger: I doubt you're a girl
You: I need 10 grams
Stranger: Just haul your ass over here
Stranger: and buy a truckload
Stranger: of it
You: mail it to me
Stranger: drive back
You: nooo
You: just in an enveloppe
You: give you 125 euro's for 10 gram good stuff
Stranger: And get caught by the border police
Stranger: lolol
You: No, mail!
Stranger: by the faggots who check the mail
Stranger: then
You: Dat dit kan in Nederland
You: on-ge-lo-fe-lijk
Stranger: Ja
Stranger: Wat een kutzooi man
You: FOK?
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: Kanker op met je fok
You: nou nou
Stranger: Klaagbak
Stranger: is wel grappig
Stranger: maar
Stranger: niet alles
Stranger: ehur
You: precies
Stranger: heur
Stranger: Aex
You: maareuh
Stranger: is wel leuk
Stranger: Ja jongeh
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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You: laterrr
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: fail goatse
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 9uyb9uh oj
You: kkuehy875
You: iohsrgiu434grfd?
Stranger: oh h oh\nhhbbhbhb
You: dfh34uI!!
You: iu46t?
Stranger: i agree
You: well, hard to disagree with
You: I mean, it's the meaning of life, without doubt
Stranger: it is indeed
You: a proven concept
Stranger: without doubt? dont you think you are going out on a limb with that statement?
You: hm... I might
You: but still
You: I do have it on good authority that it is indeed so
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I'll consider what you had said
You: I could tell you who told me, but you'd have to promise to keep it a secret
Stranger: how much of a secret?
Stranger: a big one perhaps?
You: hey, we're talking the meaning of life here
You: can't get much bigger than that
Stranger: did tom cruise tell you this?
You: no, not him
You: wouldn't listen anyway, if he did
You: not after the.... things he did to me in the past
Stranger: did he do what he did to me, eat my kitten right in front of me?
Stranger: did he?
You: he did that too... but I could forgive him for that
You: no... the *other* things he did
You: maybe you've heard....
You: ...
You: but I can't talk about those things right now...
Stranger: oh how tragic
Stranger: i thought what he did for me ws ba enough
You: tears in my eyes....
Stranger: was bad*
You: well... at least I have the meaning of life to keep me happy...
You: without that, I wouldn't know what I'd do...
Stranger: you what my personal view of the meaning of life is?
Stranger: you know*
You: tell me
Stranger: Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime
Stranger: it is the epitome of life
You: hm... it is a concept worthy of comtemplation
Stranger: it is vry much so
You: but then... who created Christopher Walken?
Stranger: christopher walken has always been, here
Stranger: even before time
You: even before chuck norris?
Stranger: he created chuck norris
You: impossible!
You: that's...
You: improbable...
You: well
Stranger: its hard at first
Stranger: but....
You: atleast highly unlikely
Stranger: its the truth
You: ...
You: I need a second
Stranger: http://www.transformersfa(...)c9awalken-prime1.jpg
You: to handle this
Stranger: there
Stranger: see for yourself
You: it completely... upsets the balance
You: thy words ring true
You: amazing
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i know....
You: wow...
Stranger: isn't it truely amazing?
You: oh shit, I'll be right back
You: the leprechaun escaped from the basement
You: have to catch him, give my 5 minutes
You: me*
Stranger: get em'
You: pffff, got him
You: had to use a hammer
You: GHB doesn't work on the little suckers
You: neither does chloroform
Stranger: i would have used a much more blunt object
You: like what?
Stranger: a large computer monitor
You: hm... has sharp edges though
Stranger: not if it was an old imac
Stranger: those are all round
You: true
Stranger: but yet heavy
You: shit, he's waking up again
You: alright, I threw him some unbaked popcorn
You: that'll keep him busy for a bit
Stranger: push the shelves over on top of him
You: actually, I'm just wearing him out now
Stranger: that works too
You: only to return to the torture routine later tonight
You: I need the gold man
Stranger: are you trying to figure which end of the rainbow the monies are at?
You: that bastard hid the rainbow
Stranger: darn him
You: he'll tell me
You: given enough time
You: and I have all the time in the world
Stranger: why is that
Stranger: ?
Stranger: please
Stranger: tell me
You: I ate his lucky charms
You: gave me timewarping powers
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: did you know i can grin down a bear?
Stranger: a great big grizzly bear to precise
You: oooh, useful skill
Stranger: exactly
You: when did you learn that?
You: and how?
Stranger: you can never be very sure when you'll come across a bear
Stranger: well when i was born
Stranger: i was abandoned in the woods
Stranger: not to long after i was left amongst the trees
Stranger: davey crockett found me
Stranger: i was whailing like, a baby
Stranger: so davey crockett raised me as his own
Stranger: he tought me everything i know
Stranger: including the skill of grinning down a bear
You: wow
You: amazing
Stranger: indeed
You: do you have other useful skills?
Stranger: davey crockett is an immortal by the way
Stranger: i can also make things appear
Stranger: by just thinking about them
Stranger: i dont know why i have this power
Stranger: but someone greater than i bestowed this capability upon me
You: christopher walken, no doubt
Stranger: most likely
Stranger: but i have not seen him once in my life
Stranger: so i cannot ask him
You: unfortunately, the time of our parting has come
You: I have to commence the torture of the irish midget
You: any tips on what to do to him, before I leave?
Stranger: well, enjoy your time
Stranger: lick his big toe
Stranger: and sing don't you think im sexy
You: good ones, thanks
You: I will definitely use those
You: well, good luck in life
Stranger: you too
You: (even though we don't need luck, because we know the secret)
You: farewell
Stranger: true
Stranger: very true
Stranger: farewell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ciao!
Stranger: want my babies?
Stranger: non parlo italiano
You: depends...
You: how many babies do you have?
Stranger: 4
Stranger: id like to sell them
You: what's the price?
You: and in what state are they?
Stranger: 3000 dollars a baby
You: hmm, that's not bad
You: does that include shipping?
Stranger: they are in good health quite fat so you could make a good meal outta them
You: that doesn't sound bad
Stranger: yes shipping included
You: nice!
You: do i have to take all four, or can i buy just one?
Stranger: it would be good if you could take them all. easier for me
You: mm
Stranger: 3 female one male
You: i think it would be hard enough to get 3000$, let alone 12000
Stranger: ok then i'll look for another buyer
You: wait
You: i'm stilll interested
You: only..
You: can you tell me more about them?
You: looks and stuff
Stranger: one of the females is black the others are white..one girl and the boy are blonde the last one is brunette brunette and boy have blue eyes blonde girl green
Stranger: the black one has a diffrent father
You: okay... and where did you get them?
Stranger: i made them
You: ah, they're really yours?
Stranger: no the blonde girl is adopted
Stranger: i like to make money with babies
You: so... one blonde adopted girl, a white boy and girl and a black girl?
You: how did you get that!
Stranger: yes exactly
Stranger: black girl is 1 year older than the others the white once who are my own are twins
You: hmm... i don't fancy the black one then... bit old to my liking
You: oh- important question: are they all alive?
Stranger: yea true but still good for feeding dogs
Stranger: yes they are
You: i don't have dogs
Stranger: cats?
You: nope, no pets at all
You: well, i might have mice, but i'm not sure
Stranger: they might enjoy a good fat baby
You: well, you don't know my mice then... they're not very fond of black babies
You: trust me, i tried
You: they're quite picky
Stranger: oh well then do you want the white babies? il'l see what i can do with the black one
You: well
You: from where will you ship them?
Stranger: maybe some chinese restaurant want it
Stranger: finland
Stranger: where do i have to ship them to?
You: netherlands
You: i hope they'll survive that
Stranger: they survive a lot
Stranger: by the way my name is mrs jesus
You: sounds reliable
You: but do you have any experience in shipping babies? do you know what kind of packaging you should use etc
Stranger: yes i have been in the business for years
You: good to hear
You: how did you get into the babybusiness
You: ?
Stranger: someone gave me a baby and i didnt know what to do with it so i sold it
Stranger: why are you interested in babies?
You: i think they're really cute
You: until they're about 3 months old
You: good thing is, they still taste great way into the 4th month
Stranger: yea thats true
Stranger: i love baby curry you should try it sometime
You: nice
You: i like them with a mint sauce as well
Stranger: ooh i might try that
Stranger: the really young ones are good as desert
Stranger: with chocolat and cream
You: sounds delicious
You: i've still got one in the freezer here
You: asian girl, amazingly cute
You: sometimes I nibble on a thumb or a toe
You: just as a snack
Stranger: i dont like asians
You: why not?
Stranger: i dunno they taste weird
You: true, but i really like it
You: not as a meal, or for breakfast or anything
You: just a snack
Stranger: i gotta go the black one needs food
You: ok
You: keep 'em fat mate
Stranger: i will
Stranger: bye
You: bye

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:04 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
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Ze heeft een snor

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:18 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Ik heb een albino Braziliaan. !

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:21 schreef DemonRage het volgende:

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Een wigger?

of een Watino

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nou ja zeg

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: HEY
Stranger: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
You: Yes
You: I'd like a dubble cheesburger
Stranger: How about some
You: Some Coke
You: Medium Please
Stranger: OF DEESE NUTS!
You: Are those any good?
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY ARE. I TYPED THEM IN ALL CAPS
You: OH!
You: That explains
You: Gimme some of those!
Stranger: Hah.

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You: youre abducted by aliens!
You: what do you do ?
Stranger: omfg My pants are full of sperm too!!!
You: you came!
You: lol
Stranger: infact!
Stranger: in the pants!
You: i said what what in the but!
Stranger: what what?
You: in the but
Stranger: omg
You: yeah southpark rules
Stranger: i came another time!
You: I came on you!
You: do you like tom cruise?
You: issnt he hot?
Stranger: yea double ejaculation
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay!
You: * just testing lol *
Stranger: i just came into my pants
You: hahahha
You: I ust tested the FAG o meter
You: good thing youre not a fag
Stranger: and I have no intention of cleaning up
Stranger: my pants
You: and it all get icky?
You: you get glued to your pants!
Stranger: yes,it will
You: some last words? before you die/
Stranger: i want to came another time in my pants
Stranger: can i?
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
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Stranger: i've lost the game
Stranger: i CAME
You: yep ^^
You: whut?
Stranger: on the screen
Stranger: on the words STRANGER

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:46 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Niemand leest dit hè?
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Stranger: do you speak german?
You: will take some practice, but i used to
Stranger: wie alt bist du?
You: ich bin 36 jahre alt, und du?
Stranger: du ist sehralt! ich bin 15!!!
You: du bist ganz jung
You: lol
Stranger: LUSTIG
You: Sehr viel spass in die zukunft
Stranger: wie heisst zukunft auf Englisch?
You: Great fun for the future
You: zukunft = future
Stranger: ja naturlich
Stranger: so when do you want to meet up
You: gotta go, have fun
Stranger: bedroom only
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ich liebe du
You: meet up? you're 21 years younger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:42 schreef GasTurbine het volgende:
Gesprek

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:03 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Ik heb altijd te lange gesprekken.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:51 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ik vond hem wel grappig

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You: Im a night in the order of orange nassau
You: knight
You:
Stranger: of course you are
You: what are you? and what is your country?
Stranger: i am an astrounaut
Stranger: i'm in ISS right now
You: lol nice
You: so you have pot up there
Stranger: i can see you from here. you are thaaaaaaaaaaaaat small
You: ?
You: im inside a building
Stranger: yeah i am workin on how weed affects human behaviour in space
You: yeah, im working on how many times a knight can masturbate in costume per day
You: interesting inverstigation no?
Stranger: in full armour?
Stranger: you touch your weiner with a metal glove?
Stranger: that's far out dude lol
You: yeah
You: have to be carefull though
You: it scratches
Stranger: oh shi
You: once i got stuck in the metal zipper
Stranger: problems on ISS
You: yeah?
You: whats happening dude?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: something is incoming

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Stranger: hai
You: Dutch?
Stranger: nope
You: Female?
Stranger: yes
You: okay you can stay
You: =D
Stranger: oh why thank you
You: but now you leave ofcourse
Stranger: of course

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:27 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
Dit is echt ideaal als je braziliaanse chicka's wil hosselen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:26 schreef iBolt het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:26 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: talk to me, stranger!
Stranger: fuck me?
You: cool
Stranger: yes?
You: when where?
Stranger: now
Stranger: here
You: no it's impossible
You: the internet hasn't involved that much
Stranger: nothings impossible
Stranger: shame
Stranger: p.s.
Stranger: you must be american
Stranger: you sad little people

welke fokker is dit?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:29 schreef Skylark. het volgende:

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Ik had er een uit Sao Paolo maar die willen allemaal je msn. Daar heb je geen zin in joh, het gesprek sleepte zich maar voort en ik moest alle grappen maken.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:35 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Nou hoor, ik zeg nooooit hai

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ontd?
You: Dad?
Stranger: son why are you on the computer?
You: Because I'm done with my homework
Stranger: very good. i'm proud of you.
You: don't get into the room please, just a few min
Stranger: i'm coming in there right now
You: *fap fap fap*
You: NO!
Stranger: here i come
You: haha..i'm just chatting daddy
Stranger: uh huh suuure you are
Stranger: that isn't what i see
You: that's not...
You: what you think it is
You: thats not mine
You: and it's only snot
Stranger: YES IT IS. WHY DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES?
You: busted
You: because I'm 12 years old dad
You: I need to explore my body
Stranger: are you that curious on?\
Stranger: *son
You: that's what uncle john says
You: "let me teach you stuff"
You: but now it bleeds
Stranger: uh oh uncle john...i'm going to have to have a talk with him
You: ok, then I'm off
You: fuck you dad
You: motherfucker
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Borat
You: How do you do?
Stranger: you got 1 minute to make me cum
You: very niceeeeeeeee
Stranger: 50 seconds
You: My sister cumms every min
Stranger: 40 seconds
Stranger: 30 sedonds
You: her name is pussy , that's bulgarian for whore
Stranger: im not your sister .. cmon try harder
Stranger: 20 seconds
You: I don't cum
Stranger: 10 seconds
You: I can let you cum
You: but need more time
You: noooooo
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: shit
Stranger: fail
Stranger: shit
You: ..
Stranger:
You: sorry
Stranger: ill never succeed
You: I tried
Stranger: so did i
You: Are you wet?
Stranger: not even close
Stranger: fucking hell
You: me neither
You: help me cum
Stranger: one sec
You: like dick in your vagineeee?
Stranger: im trying hard to find your mums picture
You: She is dead
You: big old woman
You: likes young people ha ha ha
Stranger: even if shes dead .. shes prolly still on a picture u mong
You: I have picture when she was 10
You: big breast already
Stranger: thats how u like them i bet
You: yessss they never say no ha ha ha
Stranger: i think i just made u cum
Stranger: woot
You: very niceeeee
You: I have to see pamela
You: do you know pamela?
Stranger: was that her name?
Stranger: nop soz .. i didnt know her
You: The girl with big boobies in Baywatch
You: I likeeeee
Stranger: what!? ur telling me that was ur mum
You: ok, good bye
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there!
Stranger: Hello, you are speaking with God.
You: one wuestion, right?>
You: *question
Stranger: wow, what are the odds!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: got you again?
You: since when is God asking me questions?
You: yeah, so it seems
You: enjoying yourself on omegle?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: classic.
Stranger: yeh had some pretty awesome conversations
Stranger: one guy actually believed i was god i think
You: omg
Stranger: i helped him through some problems in his life and answered really deep questions
You: those people exist
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ah
You: what was the most interesting question they asked you thusfar?
Stranger: one guy asked me why i took his dad away at 20
Stranger: that was....awkward
You: yeah. spoils the fun
Stranger: anyway, onto the next one....laterz!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:49 schreef knars het volgende:
Net een normaal gesprek gehad. Crap, dat kan dus ook nog

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:12 schreef sander89 het volgende:

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Ik heb met een gast uit Noorwegen een half uur lullen over van alles en nog wat.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:16 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Ik praat nu al anderhalf uur met dezelfde WTF

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:16 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Ik praat nu al anderhalf uur met dezelfde WTF