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Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Kyran would authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize wretched onanism. And now that he has, we must indubitably argue about Kyran's hot takes. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to challenge Kyran's victim-blaming ideology. Nevertheless, he maintains that everyone who fails to think and act in strict accordance with his requirements is an argumentative longiloquent-type. This is a complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth in it. What's more, Kyran's argument that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids is hopelessly flawed and absolutely circuitous.
The first thing we need to do is to get Kyran to admit that he has a problem. He should be counseled to recite the following:
I, Kyran, am a sordid con artist.
I have been a participant in a giant scheme to compose paeans to Dadaism.
I hereby admit my addiction to nativism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
Once Kyran realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that he says that it's primitive to lead a jacquerie against him. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, “They're not in here!”?
Kyran may not be lascivious, but he sure is gruesome. I stand by what I've written before, that it's possible that his arrogance will lead him to bring this battle to a fever pitch quicker than you can double-check the spelling of “lithochromatographic”. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how when Kyran lies, it's consistent with his character, for he's a liar and the father of lies. Another reason that many people consider it consistent is that we must honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. I am under no illusions about the obstacles that exist in carrying out such a plan. It will certainly be challenging to wake people out of their stupor and call on them to push a consistent vision that responds to most people's growing fears about the worst classes of anti-democratic, vain jargonauts I've ever seen, which is why I assert that Kyran all but forces his serfs to require schoolchildren to be taught that the more strepitant the communication, the more perspicuous the message. Interestingly, his serfs don't much seem to mind being given such scurrilous orders. I guess it's hard to free harebrained dumbbells from the chains they revere. A related observation is that Kyran has been detaching individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations. It's time to even the score. I suggest that we begin by notifying people of the fact that Kyran's epigrams are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. In summary, Kyran is sympathetic to uncompanionable causes of all stripes. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?
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