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Noo joe djust taaip in the wurts en joe meek them fonnetiklie korrekt so den joe hef inkorrekt inglishjquote:Op woensdag 6 juli 2011 14:51 schreef Saekerhett het volgende:
Thinks everyone that stonecoal English speaking is harder than normal English speaking?
"I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer."
Ok nou ai understent, dis meeks it uh littel bit iesiër, senk joe.quote:Op woensdag 6 juli 2011 14:57 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:
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Noo joe djust taaip in the wurts en joe meek them fonnetiklie korrekt so den joe hef inkorrekt inglishj
Jes ded is de hool ting! doont tink ebaut it!quote:
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Ok nou ai understent, dis meeks it uh littel bit iesiër, senk joe.
"I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer."
hello everie bodie i am a verry smart purson and i am looking for a job and i can speek a lot off verry good lanjuwiks like english and german and netherlands
if you are interst in me as you workker den i can work for you
for eksampel like you own trans lator
i hope i can hear for you from soen
if you are interst in me as you workker den i can work for you
for eksampel like you own trans lator
i hope i can hear for you from soen
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quote:Op woensdag 6 juli 2011 15:03 schreef computerprobleem het volgende:
hello everie bodie i am a verry smart purson and i am looking for a job and i can speek a lot off verry good lanjuwiks like english and german and netherlands
if you are interst in me as you workker den i can work for you
for eksampel like you own trans lator
i hope i can hear for you from soen
This slaps like a dick on a drumkit
"I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer."
it is a koekietrommel raigt?quote:
This slaps like a dick on a drumkit
''Tuurlijk is het een onoogelijk lelijk spuugding. Kun je d'r toch nog wel aan gehecht zijn? Je houdt toch ook van je moeder?''
Becos im to leesie to find meme onlaain;
there shall no cock grow for.
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there shall no cock grow for.
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Aanbid Satan en maak kans op een gratis Ipad!
I haf sin in an potatootje with. end a bread wit cheessoeflee
Drinking for the motherland, thinking for myself.
I have a goed joke for you from the netherlands haha
This man walks in de desert and he found a kameel but the kameel found from not
Sank you verry muts
This man walks in de desert and he found a kameel but the kameel found from not
Sank you verry muts
Sometimes you see knopjes
You talk very bad english inderdeed.
Stonecoal english is not mixed dutch and english but english with dutch grammar and letterlike translated dutch words.
you must better your best do.
I will keep u in the holes !
Stonecoal english is not mixed dutch and english but english with dutch grammar and letterlike translated dutch words.
you must better your best do.
I will keep u in the holes !
Op woensdag 21 januari 2009 01:53 schreef helldeskr de waarheid.
Nice chocolate rape.
Sorry, it was al gepost op een other pagina.
Drinking for the motherland, thinking for myself.
Aren't you a little piet exactlyquote:
You talk very bad english inderdeed.
Stonecoal english is not mixed dutch and english but english with dutch grammar and letterlike translated dutch words.
you must better your best do.
I will keep u in the holes !
Sometimes you see knopjes
Moor lijk "The situation walked out of the hand."quote:
Op
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It relly went too deh ballsquote:
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Moor lijk "The situation walked out of the hand."
I found this topic not so good actually. i have better seen.
Op dinsdag 25 augustus 2015 15:48 schreef Toekito het volgende:
de grootste schande van heel FOK! naast Fylax is Kano als mod.
de grootste schande van heel FOK! naast Fylax is Kano als mod.
You mean it!!!! I seek it actually a bettere toppikquote:
I found this topic not so good actually. i have better seen.
you say it not good because und is german and in the english say you and, do it the next time better okequote:
Toemarow i go toe THE swimbad und den go i swim;);)
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hang not the wise nose out you!quote:Op donderdag 7 juli 2011 01:27 schreef Rodawa het volgende:
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but then stays there only 50% of the brain left
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sorry, but it looked me well clear that that is truequote:
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hang not the wise nose out you!
∞
you are sure the funniest home! now young man, here must you work for you mony and not lean on the matepeople like Henk and Ingrid that doquote:
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sorry, but it looked me well clear that that is true
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quote:
I hat a breadje with hit, comecommer, ham end cheese.
I have a butterham gegayten with some hailpunch there-up
yvonne, I am on you
Cuz I'm Mr. Brightside
oh cum on, i did yet not so much wrong? But okay, what you want, i am sorry.quote:
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you are sure the funniest home! now young man, here must you work for you mony and not lean on the matepeople like Henk and Ingrid that do
∞
and you must to nice be towards us because you show now not guest freedom towards us and that find we not fun so if you want that we to nice be towards you must you now going to speak netherlands and otherwise believe we not you that you are from these planet and if you go to speak netherlands then yare you realy a beginner because this topic is only for to speak english!quote:
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I very do not like this topic. I speak very good english. I was the best english speaker in my class. I am very well at creating english zinnen. I do not like you.
Stupid ts
I decided to take the ts with a particle of salt
!
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Stupid ts
I decided to take the ts with a particle of salt
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i dont like you because you do like you are somebody you dont are en you do talking like you doctor phill are and you are that not because doktor phill coming out texas and they talks with a accent out texas and you do that not you just type without a accentquote:Op donderdag 7 juli 2011 02:31 schreef CrashO het volgende:
I very do not like this topic. I speak very good english. I was the best english speaker in my class. I am very well at creating english zinnen. I do not like you.
Stupid ts
I decided to take the ts with a particle of salt
NOOB THAT YOU ARE! DIE!
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yes i think that we all the talkwords had have.
I had this song playing when Mary Ellen was born. Had her right there on the pool table, and they didn't stop the game...
i think it notquote:
yes i think that we all the talkwords had have.
me tante maakte ooit een brief voor me nichtje in het engels.
SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
Two guys and a Duck: #1 #2
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
quote:
me tante maakte ooit een brief voor me nichtje in het engels.
SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
quote:
me tante maakte ooit een brief voor me nichtje in het engels.
SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
"I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer."
hello evry budy,
i hope that there a lot nice posts keep cumming.
and that there will be part 2 of this topic
keep going with the nice posting
and the greets from evry buddy here
bye bye
i hope that there a lot nice posts keep cumming.
and that there will be part 2 of this topic
keep going with the nice posting
and the greets from evry buddy here
bye bye
∞
Most you loek! in sis litol froglandje ol the pieple sis naais toe ietsother thus when joe not naais that is unspade just zo joe know it!quote:
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and you must to nice be towards us because you show now not guest freedom towards us and that find we not fun so if you want that we to nice be towards you must you now going to speak netherlands and otherwise believe we not you that you are from these planet and if you go to speak netherlands then yare you realy a beginner because this topic is only for to speak english!
quote:Op donderdag 7 juli 2011 23:40 schreef Rodawa het volgende:
hello evry budy,
i hope that there a lot nice posts keep cumming.
and that there will be part 2 of this topic
keep going with the nice posting
and the greets from evry buddy here
bye bye
keep on cumming
"I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer."
well name more talkwords thenquote:
I had this song playing when Mary Ellen was born. Had her right there on the pool table, and they didn't stop the game...
i shame me for this topic
because my english is so bad as this shit
because my english is so bad as this shit
Ga maar naar hey enne ho, enne SwompSwompSwomp
i tink you are not wat you tink tat your are not for tis piepel and if you not sey sorry to us you not welkom anie more in tis world zo dont your doe tat anie more !quote:
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Most you loek! in sis litol froglandje ol the pieple sis naais toe ietsother thus when joe not naais that is unspade just zo joe know it!
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Joe wil nauw saaj sorry to mie, I stand on it!quote:
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i tink you are not wat you tink tat your are not for tis piepel and if you not sey sorry to us you not welkom anie more in tis world zo dont your doe tat anie more !
It's raining pipesteels here
Geen visum, geen paspoort, geen douane, geen grenzen, geen irritante verhalen van vervelende mensen.
Op 
Op zondag 23 maart 2008 02:16 schreef tyros-saver het volgende:
En PaasKonijn Ik heb het gemeld aan de Admin dat jij zei: Heb je typkanker.
En PaasKonijn Ik heb het gemeld aan de Admin dat jij zei: Heb je typkanker.
I had this song playing when Mary Ellen was born. Had her right there on the pool table, and they didn't stop the game...
I hope you smeared it with becel active cholesterol lowering butter becos if you do not have you chanse to a hartattak to die-en!quote:
I had a zandwitch with hailslag for ontbite
''Tuurlijk is het een onoogelijk lelijk spuugding. Kun je d'r toch nog wel aan gehecht zijn? Je houdt toch ook van je moeder?''
Geen visum, geen paspoort, geen douane, geen grenzen, geen irritante verhalen van vervelende mensen.
Koetmornink efriewan. Satuurdee ei goo on veeceesjon toe Djurmaanie. Wer ar joe goo ing on jor holiedee?
Kuetmournin' too you to. Me em niet go auf vacation, y em steeing thuis ent react at FOK!.quote:Op dinsdag 12 juli 2011 10:12 schreef Osama_bin_Laden het volgende:
Koetmornink efriewan. Satuurdee ei goo on veeceesjon toe Djurmaanie. Wer ar joe goo ing on jor holiedee?
Op zaterdag 8 februari 2014 23:39 schreef Slaapscheet het volgende:
Oke, MichaelScott, je bent geweldig. :D
Oke, MichaelScott, je bent geweldig. :D
it's all middag whore! Not morgen!
Lekker gek
Beetje cray cray
Fan van De Jeugd
En stiekem ook van Le Le
Beetje cray cray
Fan van De Jeugd
En stiekem ook van Le Le
this topic makes me go out off my roof right now!
Ook al kan ik tomaatje nooit vergeten.. ;) toch getrouwd met een andere meneer O+
So now comes the monkey out of the sleeve! You had house arrest so you can't go out of your roof!quote:
this topic makes me go out off my roof right now!
zo keek ik het filmpje ongeveer
Det ken bie fan toe! Ei mast mis FOK! vor trie wieks! Det is rielie lon!quote:
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Kuetmournin' too you to. Me em niet go auf vacation, y em steeing thuis ent react at FOK!.
House arrest?quote:
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So now comes the monkey out of the sleeve! You had house arrest so you can't go out of your roof!
SO WE ARE NOT MARRIED!!
Ook al kan ik tomaatje nooit vergeten.. ;) toch getrouwd met een andere meneer O+
we've got to row with the belts we have!
Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
I've got a war in my mind
i watched it with curved toes and substituted shame!quote:
I had this song playing when Mary Ellen was born. Had her right there on the pool table, and they didn't stop the game...
The way to the play is over there hoor!
"I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer."
Hello, mei name is Telefoonmaatschappij, in thu reel life ai laike hardstijl and hardkoor.
bei bei
bei bei
If she ain't a FOK!er, you shouldn't fok her
Somes feel I me like a strange duck in the bite
Two guys and a Duck: #1 #2
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
Oh my gawd, the draad is going to stop in 7 papers!
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automaticcallie yet well! I keur dis not good!quote:
Oh my gawd, the draad is going to stop in 7 papers!
Lekker gek
Beetje cray cray
Fan van De Jeugd
En stiekem ook van Le Le
Beetje cray cray
Fan van De Jeugd
En stiekem ook van Le Le
we have this topic almost full made!
I had this song playing when Mary Ellen was born. Had her right there on the pool table, and they didn't stop the game...
Still drie briefs left. I am askinf myself what will haarpoon.
leden van de spellings- en grammaticagestapo hoeven niet op mijn reacties (inclusief openingspost) te reageren.
I know notquote:
Still drie briefs left. I am askinf myself what will haarpoon.
