Omegle #7

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You: hoi
Stranger: who are you
You: Luke, I'm your father
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Stranger: oi?
You: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: Hey little girl is your daddy home?
You: Did he go away and leave you all alone?
You: I got a bad desire
You: Im on fire
You: Tell me now baby is he good to you?
You: Can he do to you the things that I do?
You: I can take you higher
You: Ooooh, Im on fire
Stranger: my daddy don't live with me :s

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You: hi!
Stranger: ko ? es nesapratu tevi
Stranger: aj jj zABEJ
You: HUH?
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You: hi
Stranger: LUTEFISK!!!!!
You: ghello!
Stranger: bye
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef rudedeltadude het volgende:
nou mijn eerste gesprek was al direct een succes:
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:24 schreef Smart_ass het volgende:
Ik krijg een pic van iemand.

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Stranger: Good afternoon madam. If you are Brasillian or from Finland, please die. I'm tired of talking to you faggots. Thanks for understanding. Now tell me about yourself.
You: I agree with that
Stranger: where u from
You: The whole fucking day all i've got were finish people and brasilian
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: me too
You: Italy
You: And you
Stranger: awlll man thats almost just as bad
Stranger: but I'll let you slide
You: And you?
Stranger: I'm from Brazil

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:23 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Ik kreeg dit linkje van 1tje

http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=e9k5es0kzia26vhnr9vb9e5nowjtid

Zou dat werken

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You just got rick rolled
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: who made it
You: Rick Astley ofcourse!
Stranger: who is he
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:35 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Totaal geen plezier meer aan. Geen enkel mens is daar serieus.

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Stranger: show me your boobs
You: Okay
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: nice boobs
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You: Hi
Stranger: DONT SAY HI
Stranger: FUCK
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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JA dus

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Stranger: who dis
You: WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!!?!?!?!
You: OMG!
You: I can't believe it!
You: That was so cruel!
You: Why would you do that to someone?
Stranger: lol nice
You: tell me, why did you do it?
Stranger: for the lulz
You: Oh so you thought it was funny to spit someones head on a stick, cut the rest of the body into pieces and eat it, and hang the head on the wall to decorate it?!
Stranger: the head or the wall
You: decorate the wall with the head ^^
You: allthough you might decorate the head by hanging it on the wall too o_O
Stranger: how about i decorate the wall then teh head
Stranger: and make it give me head head
You: That could be an option too
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: is it male or female
Stranger: because im no fag
Stranger:
You: female
You: her name was Cindy
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Stranger: and i dont fuck with black chicks
You: I still think it was cruel what you did though...
Stranger: they smell like babies
You: no she's white as can be
Stranger: lol
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You: Hi
You: noone?
Stranger: crsx owns you
You: Yeah
You: I know
Stranger: good
You: Its not as bad as you think
Stranger: whats not bad
You: Could be worse
You: That he owns me
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not a he
Stranger: its a collective
You: A what ?
Stranger: and its the fucking worst thing ever
You: No it isnt
You: Could be worse
You: And it a 'He'
Stranger: crsx owns you
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.

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Stranger: wats ur name
You: Henk
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:49 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:50 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

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?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:52 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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Je bent trouwens niet op msn
Maikel ?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to feel you inside me
You: Okay
Stranger: i want you to grind my pussy till i scream your name
You: My name is Michaelisjnov
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You: I am watching kiddie pr0n
Stranger: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: SSSSSSSST
Stranger: Kiddie porn sucks
You: NO it doesn't
Stranger: I preffer Granny - Horse porn
You: I can give you the download linke trough megaupload
Stranger: I really rather not to get that link.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:55 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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You: Can you tell me more about my last invoice I've received?
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: what's the problem
You: There's some weird numbers on it.
You: Could you explain them?
Stranger: you're at the right place
You: For example.
Stranger: what are they then?
You: Where it says "Last received" it says: "35,#22."
You: What does this mean?
You: Sir?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: it means that you will day at the age of 35
Stranger: no panic
You: I will day? Could you explain please?
Stranger: i meant die
You: Okay, wow.
You: What kind of invoices are you sending! Thought this was a mobile phone company.
Stranger: no, this is astro company
You: Sir, I pay 35 cents a minute for this conversation, could you please hurry a little?
Stranger: no, that's my job
You: Could you transfer me to the correct department please?
Stranger: that's not my job
You: Sir, I will try again.
Stranger: ok
You: Thank you for your time and being an inconsiderate bastard.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: whats dutch law? o.o
Stranger: lol
You: Law of the Netherlands :p
Stranger: sweeeeet!

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Stranger: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
You: of course I am
You: got a problem with that?
Stranger: yeah i have actually
You: why, did your daddy leave you?
Stranger: yeah, he left me to fuck you
Stranger: you stupid cunt
You: o great, only one problem, I dont have a cunt, but up the ass is ok too
Stranger: YOURE A CUNT
Stranger: PRICK
Stranger: HOE BAG
Stranger: UR MOMMAS UGLY
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You: Sex on the phone
Stranger: hi
You: Im so alone
You: some sex on the phone
You: I need it so
You: Okay
Stranger: what´s your name
Stranger: ?
You: Ill do what you say
You: Come on
Stranger: where do you from?
You: I am nurse Betty from Germany
You: Oh please help me doctor dick
You: I need your love I feel so sick
Stranger: bay
You: Oh doctor please deep deep deeper
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:20 schreef tho_Omas het volgende:

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De laatste loodjes.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:34 schreef kweek89 het volgende:
ben een Amerikaan tegengekomen, vet chille gast! bizar...heel erg aardig, hebben ongeveer dezelfde interesse(muziek) even oud enzo...prima !

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You: Are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: Bella?
You: I don't like veggies
Stranger: Don't joke with me Bella.
Stranger: You know what I am now.
You: why not?
You: actually I don't
Stranger: I HAVE THE SKIN OF A KILLER.
You: Oh nice
Stranger: Aren't you afraid?
You: not quite no
Stranger: You should be.
You: why?
Stranger: I'm hungry.
You: veggies aren't frightening
Stranger: Your jokes are no longer amusing Bella.
Stranger: You know I am hungry for you.
You: oh you think you're a funny dude then?
You: Go ahead, I'm delicious
Stranger: Funny? No. Dangerous? Extremely.
You: that totally turns me on Edward!
Stranger: Really?!
You: yes it does
Stranger: DOES MY MARBLE SKIN TURN YOU ON?!
You: uhuh
You: but still I don't like vegetarians
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I am no vegetarian.
You: good thing
Stranger: I must leave you now, my love.
You: Okay, by Eddie! <3
You: *bye
Stranger: I shall watch you whilst you sleep tonight.
You: that would do just fine! ^^
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:23 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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Nou, dat was leuk hé.

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Stranger: ASL?
You: no i got dsl its a lot faster about 2mbit
Stranger: no i mean a/s/l
You: oh yes thats pretty good too but dsl is faster
Stranger: what
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You: je bent toch geen fokker he
Stranger: haha nee man
You: mooi, ik wel

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Furious
Stranger: why?
Stranger: pessoal problem?
You: Because you slept with my sister! She's only 15 man!
Stranger: i didnt do it!
Stranger: who slept with her?
You: You did! It's obvious and there's no denying it!
You: Why did you do it?!
Stranger: did you know with im a girl or a boy? a man, or a woman?
You: Does it matter? There are ways to make anything happen
Stranger: i did it, because i wanna fuck with her, she was virgin! and i was crazy for a pussy, very big! it was very exciting, my penis, was biig and hard!
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: what ar you going to do now?
Stranger: kill me?
You: Don't you think it's wrong? She's an amputee for god's sake, there's no resistance in her!
You: I shall not kill you, the thousand nations of the Persian empire shall descent upon you!
Stranger: does it make some difference?
Stranger: i wanna fuck her! and i did it
You: Congratulations, you have won the prize!
Stranger: what a hell is this?
You: You want to know what the prize is?
Stranger: yeah
You: HIV
You: Enjoy
Stranger: ahaahahahaha
Stranger: go to the hell!
You: I'm sure you'd love to meet me but I have other plans.
Stranger: i didn't do anything!
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: and age!
You: I'm Agent Smith, 37 years old
Stranger: fuck you!
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Stranger: do you like funny cat videos?
You: only Bonzai kittens
Stranger: i didn't make a bonsai kitten today, but i did shoot a funny video of my roommate's cat
Stranger: http://thedylanlove.com/2(...)-and-out-of-the-bag/
You: good for you
You: so its your pussy on video
Stranger: my roommate's pussy
You: is she hot ?
Stranger: he's a dude who works at cracker barrel
You: he is the guy that was on oprah a view months back ?

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You: hey
Stranger: Stervende Hoeren Kankerkachel!
You: nl?
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Stranger: hey
You: --- ___---
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: another guy asking to see my underage boobs ?
Stranger: Nope just another bored guy
You: they all say that
You: -______-
You: why are all you guy's so pedofile
Stranger: Shame, use all say your underage when one. your probably not and two your probably a man anyway
Stranger: =O

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:54 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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En toen snapte hij of zij er niets meer van

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:58 schreef Unhuman het volgende:

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a view months back

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Stranger: Hello!
You: hey there!
Stranger: sup?
You: me you bitches, I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
Stranger: That's stupid, and stop making up words.
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 23:37 schreef BoerBert het volgende:

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Ik had pas ook een geniaal gesprek met een Amerikaan of Canadees (vergeten ) over the Dark Knight, Tom Cruise en zijn reisje naar Amsterdam en bijbehorende hoertjes. Eerst een beetje zitten fokken met 'm, maar aan het eind bleek het toch wel een leuk gesprek te zijn geweest. Toch jammer dat je zulke lui nooit meer tegenkomt.

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Stranger: Hey
You: ADSL?
Stranger: ADHD
Stranger: Lolwtf?
You: is it fast?
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:32 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
15-jarige Braziliaanse sletjes die maar te graag hun foto's willen laten zien.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you wanna know how i got these scars?
Your: hi
Stranger: DO YOU?!?!?!?
Your: nope
Stranger: damn
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:37 schreef MaddoxX het volgende:
kansloze tvp zetten

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:46 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
Hier een oprechte mening van een FIN(Finnen)

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Stranger: hi:)
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: nice city?
You: Well we try, where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from finland
You: Do you have troubles with Maroccans
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: they're assholes
Stranger: you too?
You: yeah i know
You: Ja het zijn echt mongolen
Stranger: jag kan inte tala hollandaise
You: ooh you don't speak dutch
You: sorry
Stranger: no,sorry:)
Stranger: so you're a guy,I guess?
You: Well everybody says fins are Maroccans
You: so tell me why are you not a Maroccan
Stranger: how's that?
Stranger: yes,we are Maroccans but we aren't native Maroccans
Stranger: those native Maroccans are motherfuckers
You: Well if the say it's the Maroccans the say maybe they are the Fins
You: so help me with this problem
Stranger: what are you trying to say?
You: They can't say they are Maroccans so they say the are the fins
Stranger: oh yes,that really solved my question,still can't figure out what are you talkin' 'bout
You: It's a FOK joke they have a website
Stranger: ok:)

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:49 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Vitun Perkele!

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:49 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Vitun Perkele!

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You: do you study in utrecht?
Stranger: Well yeah
You: oke
Stranger: University of Utrecht
You: good

Stranger: Interesting innit?
You: not really
You: unless you're a chick
Stranger: Im so amazed u didnt find out yet
You: find out what?
Stranger: Do u have to show my tits in order to make u know im a lady?
Stranger: geesh
Stranger: the kids of these days
You: hehe
You: u could if you want tough
You: but calling me a kid is pushing it
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: what will i get?
You: a good karma
Stranger: oh boy ur turning me on
Stranger: U have a thing for american ladies eh
Stranger: u player u
You: yes i know, i am a P.I.M.P.
You: know what im sayin'?
Stranger: Oh crap
You: girls dont crap
Stranger: dude is trying to talk like xzibit
Stranger: my man xzibit
You: x tot the z
Stranger: now ur turning me off punk
Stranger: behave like a man
Stranger: not a 14 yo boy aight?
You: behave like a girl and show ur tits
You: no 22 you?
Stranger: 26
You: damn, old chick
Stranger: yeah but the older the better
You: so you like talking dirty to natives?
Stranger: ok give me ur msn n ill give it a shot.. but after this whole thing we block n delete each other aight?
You: dude serious
Stranger: excuse me?
You: give me yours
You: ill add u
Stranger: forget it, ur pissing ur pants already
Stranger: calling urself a man
You:
You: you are total fail
Stranger: Oh yeah till about a second ago ur nose was in my ass for my tits
You: are you seriously trying to seduce a guy who is 4 years younger than yourself
Stranger: whos the fail again>
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: well sure
Stranger: well wth is up with age?
You: but you didnt show them did you?
Stranger: u narrow minded freak
You: lol
You: i see
Stranger: Im never talking to strangers again
Stranger: should have listened to my mom
You: your mom
You:
Stranger: yeah
You: so, did you do a lot of dutch guys already?
Stranger: no?
You: why not?
Stranger: Did i give u the impression that im a slut?
Stranger: geesh
You: a bit yes
Stranger: narrow minder freak take.2
Stranger: minded*
You: spelling fail take 2
Stranger: soo random
You: makes you hot doesnt it?
Stranger: damn whats that in the crack of my ass??
Stranger: Oh its just ur nose
You: yes it is, thank you there is a LCD screen up your ass so i can still chat on omegle
Stranger: my brother
Stranger: the sentence u just typed
You: yeah?
Stranger: doesnt make any fucking sense
Stranger: learn to formulate properly
Stranger: then go on elaborating ur point
Stranger: si?
You: try to formulate a sentence in dutch
Stranger: Ok hier dan
Stranger: Nederlands
Stranger: up yaw face
Stranger: Geesh
You: total win, you typed 3 words
You: oke
You: no try spanish
You: estás un poco loco no?
Stranger: Wat wil je dat ik dan schrijf? Jij narrow minded freak take.3?
Stranger: Ik studeer hier, ik kan heus wel nederlands praten asshole
You: zo zo
You: heel goed
You: waarom zeg je dan dat je het niet kan?
You:
Stranger: Now if ull excuse me
Stranger: I have better stuff to do than talk to a mere boy
You: you gonna masturbate now
You: sure go ahead
You: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:11 schreef knars het volgende:
Wat een cultuurbarbaar!
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Stranger: WANNA PLAY THE GAME!?!?!?!?!
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: OMG OMG OMG
You:
You: CAN I PLAY AGAIN?!
Stranger: k
You: COOL
Stranger: Starting
Stranger: now!!!!
You: K K K K K !
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: DAMN
You: AGAIN PLS
Stranger: wow you suck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: once more
You: YE :/
Stranger: and
Stranger: go!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!!
You: DUNNO WHY THOUGH
You: DAMNIT
You: WHY?!
You:
Stranger: rofl
You: AGAIN PLS!
Stranger: ok ok fine
Stranger: and....
Stranger: GO!
You: !!
You: WIN
Stranger: YOU LOSE AGAIN BITCH!
Stranger: ohh
You: WTF
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: no111
You: !!!
Stranger: i lost
Stranger:
You: HAH
Stranger: you beat me!
You: I R PRO
Stranger: rofl
You: LETZ DO IT AGAIN K?
You: STARTING!
You: WIN
You: W00T
You: U LOSE
You: !
Stranger: D:
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: oyu suck
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 01:50 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
Ik heb een chick uit Israel nu op MSN

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 01:56 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Ze valt op vrouwen zegt ze

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 03:27 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Zit er nu nog mee te praten, wat een ongelooflijk toffe meid.. en inderdaad lesbisch

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 03:35 schreef Drizzt_DoUrden het volgende:

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Een Turkse lesbo?

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have aids
You: what kind of disease do you have
Stranger: oh well, last I heard I can't contract it over the internet
Stranger: I have Ebola
You: Awsome
You: that makes us friends
Stranger: thanks
You: Where you from
Stranger: Lets see how many times it takes you to guess
Stranger: I'll give you hints
You: 4chan ?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: then id have no clue
Stranger: It's in the western hemisphere
You: No clue
Stranger: There are a lof pigs here
You: I hate guessing games
Stranger: ok, fair enough
Stranger: you're gonna die soon of aids, I shouldn't make you guess
You: true
Stranger: and who knows I might die of ebola before I get to tell you
You: haha
Stranger: I'm from Iowa
You: ah America
You: land of the not so free people
You: IR says Hi to you from zeh Netherlands
Stranger: Zat is very Nize!
You: So which forum brought you here
Stranger: I think I have ancestors there
You: hmm
Stranger: I friend showed this to me yesterday
Stranger: we were playing old school video games
You: most of the people here come from 4chan or shit like that haha
Stranger: super marios brothers!
You: yeh id hope you still have your nintendo
You: the grey box
You: haha
Stranger: yes, well, I we never very good
Stranger: I've had ebola for a very long time, and I could never make the controller work very well
You: hmm
You: My aids made my hands so skinny I can almost not write anymore
You: or type on the keyboard
You: I use voice recognition now
Stranger: hmm...I thought I heard an accent
You: awsome technology
Stranger: no kidding! sorry my accent is boring
You: hmm
Stranger: so I just type
You: So hows the weather compared to your ebola virus
You: lol
Stranger: there was a snow storm yesterday!
You: snow..
Stranger: and I wanted to cry more than when I got the ebola virus
You: hmm
You: First I thought you were being a liar
Stranger: and you? is the weather better than aids?
You: but I checked
You: the weather is indeed shitty over there
Stranger: hahaha!
You: Well is 13 degrees celcius good at 22:25 in the evening ?
You: I'd say yes
Stranger: I'd say yes too
You: Hell it's better then what youve got over there
You: + I can smoke pot
Stranger: How did you get aids?
You: err I meen weed
You: I got it when I fell from my bike on the street
Stranger: yikes
You: The streets are full of corpses.. I just had to land with my open wound on some of the corpses which had the aids virus
You: Well actually I first got the wound from falling onto the street.. and then my wound came in contact with the corpse
You: That's how I should explain it
Stranger: I didn't know zombies could have aids...
Stranger: because that's the only way to explain the corpses
You: hmm i dont know either
You: im no doctor
Stranger: what ARE you then?
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You: that looks pretty much like me
Stranger: awww...what a shame you have aids...you're a real looker!
You: and you ?
Stranger:
Stranger: that's what i look like
You: So we look kinda the same like the same ?
Stranger: yeah, crazy!
You: Maybe we are twin brothers.. but with different diseases
You: How old are you ?
Stranger: 24
You: Damn thats the exact same age
Stranger: my long lost twin!
Stranger: I always felt like I was missing something in my life
You: me 2
You: We should buy plane tickets, and start infecting other people
Stranger: and we've found each other before we die!
You: like get together on a quest
Stranger: good idea
You: take as much people with us
Stranger: where should we start?
You: No idea.. maybe we are planning to fast
You: I think we should start with New York
You: lots of people there
You: always crowded
You: easy to get the infection to be spread
Stranger: I only have 3 months to live, It'll be like a race
Stranger: infect everyone before I die
You: Bill O Reilly or whats his name should go first though
You: So he can't spread negative news about us
Stranger: what should we give him? aids or ebola?
You: how about a mix
You: eboaids
Stranger: I like it!
You: Me 2
Stranger: we'll give ebolaids to everyone
You: We should have ofund eachother much earlier
Stranger: no kidding, but now that we have, we shouldn't waste any time
You: thats true
You: why are we still chatting then
You: we should meet
You: and infect
Stranger: how do we do that?
You: hmm I have no clue yet.. as I said it's going too fast for me
You: The aids virus has braindamaged me
Stranger: one of the unfortunate side effects of having a disease
You: Alot of side effects that normal people with aids don't have for some reason
Stranger: look at that
Stranger: we really are brothers!
You: I <3 you
Stranger: and I <3 you!
Stranger: i feel so fulfulled
You: Me 2.. but what are we going to do
You: We can't keep chatting
You: otherwise we'll die
Stranger: ...there's something I have to tell you
Stranger: brother...you have a sister
You: Oh my
You: Do you have a picture of her
Stranger: well, I do, but there's more to the story
Stranger: she's also 24
Stranger: she also has ebola
You: Damn.. Our family is growing
You: Tell me more
Stranger: not...exactly
You: She died ?
Stranger: no...she's me!
You: Hmm
You: Then maybe I could make love to you, so we can get a child that lives on to spread the disease
You: With both our diseases the proces of getting a baby would go much faster
Stranger: brothers to lovers all in one minute? wow this is going very fast
Stranger: you're right, we don't have much time
You: Well we should have something to look forward to
You: While we are busy with our "Quest"
Stranger: this is true
You: So our son or daughter will rule the world
Stranger: yes! he or she will be immune to the ebolaids!
You: This sounds so good
Stranger: and use it to his or her advantage to bring justice to humanity!
Stranger: mainly death to everyone but a few chosen people
You: Should we also try to get only one skin color left on the earth ?
You: I mean
You: like.. destroying all races
Stranger: actually, I was thinking leaving only one person from each race to make some new and interesting people
You: hmm
You: We have to make slaves first
You: This plan is getting so much bigger
Stranger: and our time is growing shorter!
You: I feel the aids inside me attacking
You: Thats no good sign
Stranger: ok, where do we get slaves for our heir?
You: I'd say we should get our child first to be born. Then to infect every country
You: and die peacefully so our son or daughter can take it on further
Stranger: good plan
You: He or She must fullfill the prophecy
You: That we still have to write
You: Our world doesn't exist yet and all things around it
You: So we are the Gods
You: Basicly we just have to write down every single detail
Stranger: we carry the power of death inside us
You: I think we should meet eachother now
You: and end this conversation
You: to start world domination
Stranger: how do you suggest we do that?
You: I will meet you in New York. When you see people dieing you will find me
You: We always find eachother
Stranger: yes, it was meant to be
You: Nothing can stop us
You: I love you
Stranger: I love you
You: Hope to see you soon
Stranger: where the death is, I will follow
You: bye honey.. its so hard for me to say goodbye for now I will meet you in NY
Kisses yours only.
Stranger: <3

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You: :!
Stranger: Niggers + Blender = ?
You: Aids
Stranger: That should work
Stranger: any further analysis?
You: White people + Blender?
Stranger: Semen
You: possible
Stranger: quite
Stranger: Blender + Blender = ?
You: Big fucking blender
Stranger: 0 / 0 = ?
You: over 9000 ?
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: I've open over 9000 wormholes
You: Hmm
Stranger: Hitler has taken over half of them
You: Chuck Norris came out too
Stranger: alert the jews.... .or not, lets not tell them
Stranger: itll be more fun
You:
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You: Jews hmm
Stranger: What happens now?
You: I don't have those on a picture
You: Unless !
You: Is mario a jew?
Stranger: it's certainly possible
You: Then he will appear in our chat window
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You: Damn
Stranger: oh lawdy
You: Anyways
You: I am on a mission
You: to rape people
Stranger: I shall join
Stranger: on the condition....
You: which is
Stranger: that I can get first priority on the homeless
You: Sure no problem
Stranger: and I get to carry a box full of dildos
You: If you want to do so
You: But why
Stranger: mostly cosmetic
Stranger: If I saw someone carrying a box of dildos about to rape me, i'd just give up
You: Well, they can't refuse the offer can they
You: They either die or get aids from us
Stranger: can't it be both?
You: That wouldn't be fun?
You: We have to see them suffer
Stranger: might as well leave behind infected corpses
You: Play games nd shit u know
You: Possible
Stranger: Or better yet
Stranger: inject rabies?
You: Have I been on a mission with you earlier ?
You: Might have been your sister
Stranger: Probably not
You: Then it was your sister
You: She had the ebola virus
Stranger: ebola is a rough one
You: we combined it together with my aids so we made ebolaids
Stranger: the plague is just asking for a comeback
Stranger: plagueaids
Stranger: ebopaids
Stranger: ebopaids it is
You: Hmm
You: I suggest we get moar followers
Stranger: I would think no doctor could protect the citizens against Ebola/Aids/Plague strain "Ebopaids"
You: Only we can live and survive because of our immunity
Stranger: essentially
You: Well I still have to have sex with you
Stranger: well....
Stranger: that can be arranged
You: In order to make the proces complete
Stranger: but I must warn you
Stranger: I AM LORD FRITZL, POWER OF RAPE AND IMPRISONMENT
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You: wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger: Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
You: wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger: hangin around watchin the game
You: havin' a bud

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 12:28 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

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Ja en wie is dit

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 12:31 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Er zijn meer dan 3000 mensen online. Waarom zou het in hemelsnaam een fokker zijn.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:17 schreef Dunax het volgende:
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You: from?
Stranger: new orleans
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:17 schreef w00h00 het volgende:
haha ik had net voor het eerst een zweedse chick, die naar NL wou komen om voor me te gaan strippen, zodat ze de hele dag wiet kon roken.

Ik moest alleen 400 E en haar vlucht betalen, geen geld toch?

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You: hi!
You: asl
Stranger: m, 57, netherlands
You: hehe ouwe smeerpijp
Stranger: ouwe is waar, maar smeerpijp dat verzin je maar
You: ga lekker klaverjassen ofzo
Stranger: en jij lekker rukken, sukkel

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Stranger: I am sad, depressed and lonely... could you please add me to msn bracken_1001@hotmail.com Help pplease
You: hahah
You: get a life
Stranger: help
You: motherfucker
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Josh!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: eh? lol
You: How are you today?
Stranger: good and you?
You: Yeah me too
You: How's Veronica?
Stranger: lol good.. she's tired though
Stranger: worked all night
You:
You: I heard what happened with Pete
You: Is he alright?
Stranger: yeah it was pretty embarassing
Stranger: he will be
You: Yeah, i feeling bad for him
Stranger: he'll get over it someday
You: I hope so
Stranger: odds are he'll do something even more stupid and people will forget what happened this go round
Stranger: you know how Pete can get
You: Yeah it's kinda weird
You: So, when you gonna ask Veronica the big question?
Stranger: probably tomorrow
Stranger: depends on how tired she is
Stranger: I was going to tonight but she was sleepy, I need it to be special
You: Yeah, are you sure? Aren't you afraid she will say no?
Stranger: its not every day you attempt to take the love of your life to Burger Planet
Stranger: she probably won't
Stranger: she really loves their fries
You: Haha, yeah I can imagine
You: Do you remember when I asked Jessica?
Stranger: that was magical
Stranger: but then again, you did offer something like pancakes at 2 am
Stranger: that's a spirtual experience
You: I will never forget that day
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:16 schreef Asgard het volgende:

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You: im from holland, you?
Stranger: HOIiii
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ik ook dus
You: LOL!
You: vet =D
You: toevallig van fok?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ben je van ellegirl? of cosmogirl of flabber of fok
Stranger: zeg het maar haha
You: WTF!
Stranger: nope ellegirl
You: ik ben van fok
Stranger: haha oke

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Stranger: 你好
You: Hey John!
Stranger: 呵呵
You: Wow that's nice to hear
You: How's Jennifer?
Stranger: 什么意思啊?
You: Is she dead yeah?
You: Well, I'm sorry about that
Stranger: 看不懂啊..
You: So, how's your mom?
Stranger: 你是谁啊?
You: No really?!
You: How?
Stranger: 不明白
Stranger: 呵呵
You: Oh my god
You: Do you dad know that to?
You: Does your*
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 呵呵
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:20 schreef Xikeon het volgende:
Dit sloeg echt nergens op .

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You: We're no strangers to love

Stranger: m/f
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: m/f?
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: m/f?
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down

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You: I am happy I have competition. It keeps me on my toes all the while and stops me from becoming complacent. So, it works to my advantage.
Stranger: that's good, does it keep you in shape?
You: What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

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You: Hey
You: Jennifer is cheating on you!
Stranger: heyy
You: I swear to god
You: I saw it by myself
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HOW DARE SHE
You: Yeah i'm sorry
You: It was Jeffrey
Stranger: NO THIS MUST BE A LIE
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!?! THAT SHIT HEAD
You: Yeah isn't she
You: You have to take revenge
Stranger: OMG i'm going to kill her
Stranger: so going to
You: Do you have naked pictures of her?
You: Spread them on the internet
You: Take her down!
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: CRAP
Stranger: WHAT A WHORE
You: Yeah I always said it to you
You: But you didn't believed me
Stranger: it's good to have a friend like you
Stranger: I know, so sorry :/
Stranger: but... I was so blind...
You: Yeah I will always support you
Stranger: khah..
Stranger: That's nice to hear.
You: Yeah, she was a 'sweat' girl, huh
You: A real golddigger
Stranger: you said it!
You: Are we gonna take Jeffrey down to?
Stranger: why not! he has deserved that..
You: Hey don't cry, she isn't that worth
You: I'm really feeling bad for you
Stranger: but.. but..
Stranger: this was such a surprise
You: I understand
Stranger: AND I'M SO MAD!!!!!!
Stranger: but still... just crying here
Stranger: I WONT CRY
Stranger: ILL KILL THEM
You: Pfff
Stranger: in a very ugly way
You: Yeah I'm understand that to
You: Wait
You: I have a idea
You: Act like you don't know nothing
You: She isn't real at work right now
Stranger: wow, how smart you are!
Stranger:
You: And if she come home, you'll take that bitch down
You: I know you want to call her, but don't
You: Plus, she has your car, you need that back
Stranger: I really try not to..
Stranger: should I go behind the door..
Stranger: and stab her back
Stranger: LIKE SHE DID TO ME
You: Yeah!
You: That's a great idea
Stranger: what a sweet revenge :=
Stranger: *
You: Yup
You: But, watch out, maybe she brings Jeff with her
You: Should I come to you?
Stranger: hmm
You: Dave you're ignoring me, don't do anything stupid
You: Oh i thought you did something stupid
Stranger: I have two kives..
Stranger: knives*
Stranger: That was close..
Stranger: She called me
Stranger: I acted normally
You: What did she said?
You: Nice
Stranger: She just asked some shit..
You: She's acting very well
You: But she's not at her office
Stranger: what a bitch
You: Yeah, she must die very very slow
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHE IS HOME
Stranger: FINALLY
Stranger: I GET MY REVENGE
Stranger: THANKS TO YOU
You: No problem
Stranger: I OWE YOU MY LIFE
You: He, that's where friends for
Stranger: no
Stranger: what a friend u r
Stranger: must go
Stranger: now'
You: Ok
You: Good luck with killing her
Stranger: thanks dude <3
Stranger: yep

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You: Hey Josh!
Stranger: Hi Drake!
You: How are you
You: Long time no speak man
You: I heard you are dating Jessica now? She's hot
Stranger: fine and u?
Stranger: ya, I know
You: I'm fine thanks
You: You?
You: Since when have you 2 been together??
Stranger: Jessica? no, with Ana
Stranger: hum, ah, 2 hours?!
You: Wow
You: 2 hours?
You: So you broke up with jessica?
You: I really heard Jessica from Craig.
Stranger: ya, so, u and Gina?
You: No, not yet. We're close though
Stranger: Jessica is a liar
You: What did she do?
Stranger: wow, good luck whit gina
Stranger: Jessica say for everybody
You: Thanks
You: Yea
Stranger: I'm dating with her
You: With jessica??
Stranger: ya
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm not
You: You are, and you're not? What about Ana?!
Stranger: I just kiss Jessica
Stranger: but I like ana
You: Ah, I bet she's a good kisser
Stranger: wow, u never kiss her?
You: No, I hardly ever see her
Stranger: but, gina, u kiss...?
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: ya, u r man
Stranger: but I...
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: I'm confuse
Stranger: I'm gay? D:
You: Seriously?!
Stranger: no really
Stranger: just joking
You: Ok good
Stranger: why?
Stranger: if I was a gay?
You: I'd be afraid you would come after me
Stranger: HAHA, hey man, i'm not a maniac
You: You better not be!
Stranger: hey man, Jessica come to here now
Stranger: it ended with me
You: It did?
Stranger: yes :/
You: That sucks
Stranger: she say: 'u r wth Ana? So, GOODBYE.'
Stranger: and she gone
You: Ahhh that sucks. Now she won't kiss you anymore!
Stranger: wow, i do some thing with her... than kiss. She wiil be back.
You: Oh my phone is ringing sec
Stranger: all right
You: It's Jess
Stranger: what she say?
You: Oh
You: She's coming over here
You: She was crying
Stranger: serious?
You: Yea
Stranger: what you will do?
You: She was really upset
You: I don't know.. I'll try to calm her down when she gets here
Stranger: ya, i know...
Stranger: I will call to her
You: Okay
Stranger: WOW
Stranger:
she hung up in my face
You: Wow she's really upset
You: Oh the door, she's here
You: sec
Stranger: ok
You: Damn
You: She's mad at you bro
Stranger: wow, talk with her
You: She says she didn't know you were with Ana
Stranger: man
Stranger: i will go for ana
Stranger: stay with jess
You: I think that's a good choice, you're with Ana already and best to stay with her
You: I'll try to cheer up jes
Stranger: and so, do what you want
You: You bet I will
You: Thanks for fucking up with her
You: Now she's mine
Stranger: so, fuck her too o/
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You: where are you from?
Stranger: france
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: viva la france
You: i am from holland
Stranger: marihuana!
You: yeaahhhh
You:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:55 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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heb ik nu echt elke keer

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 15:54 schreef Ayca het volgende:
Stranger: from?
You: the netherlands
Stranger: okey, weeeeeeed


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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:59 schreef Chaos-Zero het volgende:
Dacht even dat ik iemand van Fok! te pakken had, maar helaas:
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Stranger: Hei
You: Hi Jake! how ya doin?
Stranger: Yo dude!
Stranger: Long time no see
You: yeah it's been too long!
Stranger: what have you been doing lately?
You: So how's life now? I heard Sarah got pregnant from Allen
You: Ahh you know, the usual stuff... Hanging around with my guys, going on biketrips and stuff
Stranger: Yeah, heard that...
Stranger: So, what's your plans for easter?
You: Too bad, though Allan had aids
Stranger: Ouch!
You: I'm going to my mom to meet with the whole family, that's been a while too since everyone was together the last time
Stranger: I'm not going to ask how he god that

Yeah, maybe we will meet
You:
You: HAha remember Allan's been to South Africa?
You: I guess he got it there
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Aids?
You: yeah xD
Stranger: :|
You: too bad though, aids could kill you! luckily the meds nowadays have improved a lot
Stranger: yeah, true.
Stranger: you're still playing in that band, right?
You: Nooo haven't you heard?
You: We quit last July
You: Bob went to France
Stranger: Too bad, dude.
You: so we couldn't go on with 3 anymore
Stranger: Well, if only Bob had played the guitar, and not the drums you could...
You: Yeah, but a drummer is hard to find nowadays T_T
Stranger: I know
You: but Bob was always the funmaker you know
You: it wouldn't be the same with someone replacing him
Stranger: Yeah, yeah, understand
Stranger: So, you're kickboxing the whole week then?
You: mostly yeah
You: Are you still in with that girl... uhhm whatshername... Sally? no no wait.. Sandy?!
Stranger: Nah, we split up :
Stranger: :|
You:
You: why?
Stranger: Didn't work out that good:(
You: too bad ):
You: did you broke up or she did?
You: any of you both had an affaire?
Stranger: Yeah. What about your lovelife, still single?
You: yep, not a virgin anymore though
You: Been to Amsterdam, lot of good hookers there!
Stranger: Jeez, what happened?
Stranger: OMG:O
Stranger: Last solution for you?
You: haha yeah seemed to be so yeah
You: ahh well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do right? everyone needs to get laid once in a while
Stranger: so true, my friend
You: amsterdam's THE place to be íf you're looking for some hot horny chicks
You: ever been there?
Stranger: Nah
You: you should man! it's great!
You: smoking pot is legal there!
Stranger: But seriously, it was so great talking to you!
You: yeah man! really needed that after so long! =D
Stranger: Gotta go, lunch is ready
You: okay byebye man
Stranger: See ya man!
You: goodluck! talk 2 ya soon!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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3145 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi Ralph, I'm Stacy!
I heard from Ashley you were fun to talk with, so I thought I'd give it a try!
Stranger: Hi Stacy!
You: How's life Ralph?
Stranger: It's ok, i just broke up with Carol...
Stranger: how bout you?
You: Oh really? That's bummer man
You: I'm still dating Eddie
You: Why did you brole up with her? Did she cheat on you?
Stranger: ok yeh...
You: with who? Not Peter right?
Stranger: I'm not sure... I believe his name was Mike or something... i dont really know him
You: Oh no, me neither
Stranger: did you see Peter with her
You: Happy it isn't Peter though! That's such a nice guy
You: No I didn't, but I heard she had an eye on him
Stranger: oh... the slut... why didn't I see that earlier
You: How long have you been dating?
Stranger: i dont know... about 16 months if i'm right... quite a long time..
You: Woow long time indeed!
Stranger: yeh... how long have you been with Eddie so far?
You: Not that long, 'bout half a year now
You: He's just so cute! I really adore him
Stranger: haha yes, he better not cheats on you (:
You: I hope not.. But he's very honest so if he did, he would tell me
Stranger: but I'm sure he wont (:
You: yeah me too ^^
Stranger: yes... I think that actually I knew Carol wasn't honest... but I just didn't want to believe it
You: Yeah, love's blind
You: damnit
You: I got to go..
You: my moms yelling to me I have to do my homework T_T
You: talk 2 ya later ralph! Nice talking to you
Stranger: hehe I'm 'doing my homework' right now
You: hahaha :p
You: My mom's smart enough to know I'm not
You: but I'll talk to ya soon!
Stranger: hehe byebye my mom isnt here (A)
You: byebye
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
You: Look out, behind you!
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hey ho
You: Let's go
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: Hey John!
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You: Wow that's nice to hear
You: How's Jennifer?
Stranger: 什么意思啊? [Wat bedoel je?]
You: Is she dead yeah?
You: Well, I'm sorry about that
Stranger: 看不懂啊.. [Kan het niet lezen...]
You: So, how's your mom?
Stranger: 你是谁啊? [Wie ben jij?]
You: No really?!
You: How?
Stranger: 不明白 [Begrijp het niet]
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You: Oh my god
You: Do you dad know that to?
You: Does your*
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: you are talking to Miss Hawaii USA 8th Runner Up!
You: great! you're talking to an ordinary dutch guy!
Stranger: Holland or Netherlands?
You: are the same
Stranger: is that the land of prostitutes?

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:40 schreef Ketho het volgende:
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