Het concept is geniaal. Je klikt op 'chat' en je wordt verbonden met een stranger. En dan maar gewoon praten! Wat is het leven soms makkelijk. De ene keer krijg je een 4channer aan de lijn, de andere keer een vervelende Braziliaan waar niemand mee wil chatten. Als je niet uitkijkt krijg je last van Fokkers, of van schattige meisjes van Ellegirl.
Gelukkig zijn er ook nog wat Amerikanen en Engelse idioten.
www.omegle.com
http://omegler.blogspot.com/
Chat on!
Vorige delen:
01 | 02 | 03 | 04
Landen:
Amerika, Australie, Belgie, Bosnië, Brazilië, Canada, China, Duitsland, Engeland, Finland, Frankrijk, Ierland, Iran, Japan, Litouwen, Nederland, Noorwegen, Schotland, Singapore, Zweden
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Ik kom ook veel finse meiden tegen, maar ze zijn allemaal 11 - 15 jaar.
quote:Voor de OP: MarsConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mmm
You: mmmmm
Stranger: where from
You: holland
Stranger: k k k k
Stranger: im from mars
You: your also green?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats just a myth
Stranger: i look like an average human
You: ok, you also got a penis?
Stranger: yah
You: great, always wanted to suck a mars penis
You: does it have peanuts and cocholade also?
You have disconnected.
Vind die rickroll, pedobear en die South Park dude beetje saai aan het worden.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: i'm a dancer
You: i'm a fucker
Stranger: omg loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: yes
Stranger: Receiving request
You: yes
You: yes
You: oh yes
Stranger: --Error--
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: reboot
Stranger: --rebooting--
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: enable admin mode>
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You: show running config
Stranger: --Error--
You: erase flash
Stranger: --erasing--
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in <command>
You: update firmware
Stranger: --searching for updates--
Stranger: --no updates found--
You: downgrade firmware -previous
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Stranger: --critical error--
Stranger: --disconnect in 5 seconds--
You: help -?
quote:Ik had er net eentje uit Mars, Finland en Amerika
quote:Zie einde vorig topic
quote:Landen die er nog niet bij staan dusOp maandag 6 april 2009 16:40 schreef Adolecens het volgende:
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Ik had er net eentje uit Mars, Finland en Amerika
quote:You: hey
Stranger: hey geile nassi
You: lekker lekker, van lassi
Stranger: Hi!!
You: asl?
Stranger: 22/male/USA
You: where is USA?
Stranger: Oklahoma
Stranger: i bet your another guy
Stranger: good bye
You: i don't know that places as usa and oklahoma
Stranger: USA???????
You: yes where is that?
Stranger: United States of America perhaps?
You: never heard about it
You: America have i heard from
You: near brasil isnt it??
Stranger: noob get pawned!!!!!! i bet your a damn pakistan terrorist boom!!!!!!!!!
You: malawi?
Stranger: africa!
Stranger: i from mexico
You: oh
You: the us
Stranger: you speak Spanish?
You: no
You: you clean houses?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Stranger: Help me fix my phone
You: I am going to ask you a few basic questions
Stranger: ok
You: Do you have a vagina?
ik ben gerickrolled...quote:help!Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: did you/or do you play runescape?
You have disconnected.
quote:door wie?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ola
Stranger: ola
You: ola
You: hela hola kindercola
Stranger: no obla englisha
Stranger: espano
Stranger: k?
You: viva espana
You: arriba arriba
Stranger: si si
Stranger: ha
Stranger: asl
You: hasta la pasta tot de volgende villa!
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You: you are falling?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hello Parking meter!
You: Parking meter? I'm more of a tol booth kind of guy
Stranger: from?
You: the Netherlands, you?
Stranger: OH NOU..
Stranger: mm.. nice^^
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quote:http://omgbash.com/index.cgi?id=105Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:46 schreef HSG-BOMBER het volgende:
Stranger: where you live?
Stranger: i from mexico
You: oh
You: the us
Stranger: you speak Spanish?
You: no
You: you clean houses?
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quote:Ik ook met een Chinees, gepoogd het verschil tussen Holland en Nederland uit te leggen enzo. Heb zelfs zijn msn gekregen.Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:57 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
ik heb zo even een normaal gesprek met een brazilaan gehad...
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Ik ook met een Chinees, gepoogd het verschil tussen Holland en Nederland uit te leggen enzo. Heb zelfs zijn msn gekregen.
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quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:17 schreef alexis_ het volgende:
veel minderjarige meiden man.
Stranger: ciao
Bij deze dan.
quote:Ach hij vroeg erom en ik heb even snel een nieuwe live account aangemaakt. Best grappig, we hebben het nu over het communisme.Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:04 schreef raaavi het volgende:
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Mensen die meer info uitwisselen na Omegle
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quote:ja sorry, maar wat moet ik met zo'n 11 - 15 jarige in een chat. :-)
quote:veel mensen die zich voordoen als minderjarige meiden bedoel je?
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You: hihi kom we gaan zo allebei dit gesprek posten
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Stranger: doe maar
You: ja jij ook doen he:(
Stranger: mag ik je rickrollen
Stranger: nog nooit gedaan
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Stranger: leuk zeg
Stranger: jeetje
You: hoe voelt het
Stranger: valt tegen
You: ja
You: ik denk
You: dat je het niet moet aankondigen
Stranger: had er toch meer van verwacht
Stranger: wellicht ja
You: probeer nog es dan
Stranger: nee, nu is de verrassing helemaal weg
You: oh
You: nou jammer
You: denk je dat ze dit gesprek straks grappig vinden
You: op fok?
Stranger: nee
You: kut
You: zeg es iets grappig dan
Stranger:
Stranger: heb geen grappen
You: oh
You: ik moet eten
You: ik post m straks wel
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Stranger: ok is goed
You: jij ook doen he
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Stranger: ja
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ja sorry, maar wat moet ik met zo'n 11 - 15 jarige in een chat. :-)
Stranger: Hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: usa ( L.A )
Stranger: you?
You: netherlands
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ah ok
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You: monkeyland
Stranger: and that is whare?
You: poepchinees
Stranger: kut hollander
Stranger: lol
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: echt geen een nederlander die normaal is he
Stranger: haha
You: poepjes
Stranger: fok zuigt hard
You: nee
You: ik ben niet van fok
You: ik ben van dbb
Stranger: dbb?
Stranger: wtf is dat?
You: dutchbodybuilding
You: ook een forum
Stranger: oww je bent een opgepomp mietje
You: nee
You: we lachen altijd om fok
You: omdat jullie dom zijn
Stranger: lol
Stranger: jullie stellen geen fuck voor sukkeltje
You: en fok lacht om ons
Stranger: ja wij lachen jullie uit
You: and i cant find this feeling anymore
You: ich bin schnappi das kleine krokodil
You: poeppgodverdomme
You: ja is goed
You: morgen oke
Stranger: heb je last van te veel shoarma?
You: ben ff vrage
You: oke maar morgen kan ik niet
You: ik moet bio examen doen
You: gisteren kan ik wel
You: of overgisteren
Stranger: oke fijn
You: wat is jou naam op fok
Stranger: bbd
Stranger: das mijn naam
Stranger: why?
You: ik wil kutje
Stranger: ja die heb ik in de aanbieding alleen is me dochter net 13 geworden
You: 13 hmm
Stranger: ja wat ga je allemaal met der doen?
You: doe je wellis dinggen met haar
You: als er niemand is
You: ik wil ook een dochter
Stranger: ja ik speel weleens met der
You: lekekr samen in bad
You: en in bed]
You: vieze dingetjes doen
Stranger: dan moet ik ken spelen als zei barbie speelt
Stranger: nee niet in bad gewoon op de gront
You: pijpt ze je wellis
Stranger: der moeder is nogal een pietleterig wijf
Stranger: mijn vrouw?
Stranger: ja mijn vrouw pijpt me elke aaf
You: allebei
You: en je dochter
Stranger: nee mijn vrouw kan mijn dochter niet pijpen aan gebrek aan piemeltje he
You: maar jou wel
Stranger: ja ik had toch al gezegt dat mijn vruw mj elke avond pijpt
You: stervendehoerenkankerkachel
Stranger: dus toch fok
Stranger: gesnapt:P
You: ik ben van dbb
You: alles wat op fok komt
You: komt ook op dbb
Stranger: geef eens een linkje dan
You: dbb gaat amper over bodybyulding we prate gewoon
You: typ gwn bij google dbb in en dan naar allerlei
Stranger: pff naapers
You: tja
You: ken je klusmier
You: fok zit vol met dbbrs
Stranger: lol
Stranger: maar je bent saai
Stranger: ik ga een leuk iemand zoeken:P
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You: STARING CONTEST
You: -_-
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Stranger: hallo!
You: hey
You: alles goed?
Stranger: haha ja hoor
Stranger: nederlands of belgisch?
You: engels
Stranger: leuk
Stranger: hoe heet je?
You: maar dit gaat 'm worden!
Stranger: ik weet het wel zeker
Stranger: FOK! deze shit
You: nou
You: kom maar op!
Stranger: of dbb
You: plaats jij 'm of ik?
Stranger: doe jij maar
You: ok
Stranger: Hi
You: How are you
Stranger: are you a women older then 18 ?
You: Yes
You: 28
Stranger: interresting
You: Interesting
Stranger: are you fealing for sex on webcam ?
You: Always, where can I download sex for my webcam
Stranger: yeah !
You: Whoe!
Stranger: lets finish this on msn !
You: Okay
Stranger: jonnyd_007@hotmail.com
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:36 schreef Jordaanvandbb het volgende:
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You: hi
You: poep
You: chinees
You: lik de ballen
Stranger: That's kinda rude isn't it
You: van een poepje
You: rude
Stranger: Your Dutch right
You: no
You: me is from kazachstan
Stranger: BORAT
You: emtju
You: eny wer ju from
Stranger: You are trying to be funny, right?
You: wat is vunnie
You: f
You: unnie
Stranger: Your probably from Fok
You: no me is from dbb
You: wer doe joe lif
quote:Ik dacht al, wie heeft die kinderachtige humor
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: poep
You: chinees
You: lik de ballen
Stranger: That's kinda rude isn't it
You: van een poepje
You: rude
Stranger: Your Dutch right
You: no
You: me is from kazachstan
Stranger: BORAT
You: emtju
You: eny wer ju from
Stranger: You are trying to be funny, right?
You: wat is vunnie
You: f
You: unnie
Stranger: Your probably from Fok
You: no me is from dbb
You: wer doe joe lif
Maar dat was jij dus. Wat een kinderachtige poging tot humor zeg .
?quote:RightStranger: jah owkeejd an kank ut me cvoorstellen dat ut iets midnere voor je was!!!
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Stranger: hey babe
You: hoi, ik ben van Fok!
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quote:Zelfde met they're, there and their.Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:47 schreef HSG-BOMBER het volgende:
Mensen die het verschil tussen your en you're niet weten
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: london,22
Stranger: male?
You: female
You: u?
Stranger: female
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You: hi
You: do you know meatspin?
Stranger: no
You: www.meatspin.com
You: its hilarious
Stranger: :p
You:
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You: Hey
Stranger: is it really you??
You: Yes, im your biological dad
Stranger: YAY
You: ciao daddy
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You: gütentag.
You: wie gehts?
Stranger: NAZI!
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Stranger: ?
Stranger: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
You: You just got rickrolled by dagoduck from fok.nl
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You: aahhhhhh
You: this is terrible
You: you cant sing
You: ahhh
Stranger: A FULL COMMITMENT IS WHAT I'M THINKING OF
You: sjit iam getting rickrolled
Stranger: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
You: damned
Stranger: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
You: aarghhh
Stranger: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
You: Ok love you 2
You: so you are 14 a female and from finland?
Stranger: Yeah wanna cyber?
You:
ive already got some cybersex , no thanxStranger: But I'm so horny!
Stranger: So wet!
You: here i got a hot picture for you
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Stranger: ?
Stranger: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
You: You just got rickrolled by dagoduck from fok.nl
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You: aahhhhhh
You: this is terrible
You: you cant sing
You: ahhh
Stranger: A FULL COMMITMENT IS WHAT I'M THINKING OF
You: sjit iam getting rickrolled
Stranger: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
You: damned
Stranger: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
You: aarghhh
Stranger: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
You: damned
You: i copied the hole thing
Stranger: Sweet
You: yes it is
You: you know breathtaking?
You: http://fotoboek.fok.nl/Breathtaking
You: http://fotoboek.fok.nl/Breathtaking
You: iam leaving
You: ive got to fok
You: iam addicted
Stranger: fok?
You: http://www.fok.nl
You: mostly: http://forum.fok.nl
You: fotoboek.fok.nl/dagoduck thats me
You: bye horny little kid
You: you dont say bye?
You: .
You: .
You: ..
Stranger: bye
You:
quote:right.
-holy goat gaat even lekker 20 minuten koken vanaf dit moment-
Stranger: Hi! Where you from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: elo?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: lalalalalalalalalalaaaaa
Stranger: echo----echo----echoo---
Stranger: omg come back nub
Stranger: 10 mins now... lalalalala im bored!
Stranger: ....
Stranger:
Stranger: I feel ignored
-nu terug-
You: byebye
Stranger: Noooooooo!
-dc-
Echt super aardig enzo, blijkt dat er dus ook normale mensen op zitte
tof.
Stranger: BUTTSECKS?
You: yes
You: nice.
You: you give or take.
You: ?
Stranger: I disconnect.
You: why.
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quote:Ik had net ook iemand die buttsecks zei
You: gütentag.
Stranger: BUTTSECKS?
You: yes
You: nice.
You: you give or take.
You: ?
Stranger: I disconnect.
You: why.
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You: Let's count
You: 1
Stranger: 666
You: ahhhhhhhh
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quote:Vast dezelfde.Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:37 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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Ik had net ook iemand die buttsecks zei
Stranger: hi
You: hi, who are you
You: who re you?
Stranger: im a 20 yr old guy from belgium
Stranger: and u are ?
You: leuk
You: patatte met friete met puree met aardappele
You: parlez vous zuid-belgisch?
Stranger: non
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You: i wanna fuck you.
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Grappige site!Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
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You: HI!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u from
You: the netherlands
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quote:Dat weet je niet.Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:44 schreef Maartel het volgende:
Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
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Stranger: mcboardie?
You: mcdonalds
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quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:44 schreef Maartel het volgende:
Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
You: yeah guten tag
Stranger: fo shizzey ?
You: yes iam neo nassi
Stranger: go die in a corner
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Stranger: Is life empty and without meaning?
You: no, you are
Stranger: Snap!
You: i've got the power!
Stranger: I must go
Stranger: Don't forget me
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You: hi
Stranger: Edward?
You: no, Rick
Stranger: Hi Rick
You: never gonna give me up!
Stranger: ?
You: never gonna let me down!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: never thought id be rick rolled in omegle
You: lol
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quote:Daar zijn teveel mensen voor tegelijk aan het chatten. Of het moet een complot zijn!
Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
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You: hi, whore you?
Stranger: Hi im from the netherlands, you?
You: djibouti
You: o nee
You: toch niet
You: i'm from fok
Stranger: cool gasyt
You: wat is een gasyt?
Stranger: kom je van het boeren platteland ofzo?
You: hoezo? denk je dat je me kent?
You: dat we samen koei'n heb'n gemolk'n ofzo?
Stranger: Nou dat absoluut niet!
Stranger: Anders had je wel geweten wat een gasyt was!
You: ah, ok. dus je komt ZELF van het platteland. zeg dat dan gewoon.
You: is helemaal geen schande hoor
You: so what als je geiten neukt?
You: als jij dat nou lekker vindt
You: moet je dat gewoon doen
You: toch?
You: ik ben wel de laatste om jou daarover te veroordelen
Stranger: Ik geef toch de voorkeur aan een schaap als ik eerlijk mag zijn!
You: dat mag
You: whatever tickles your fancy dude
You: ^^^da's engels
Stranger: Nee:O
Stranger: Is dat zo jongen?
Stranger: Cool:D
Stranger: Nog nooit engels gezien ofzo!
You: je leert 't al
You: goedzo!
Stranger: Dat leer je niet van een schaap helaas
You: leer komt voornamelijk van koeien he
You: of slangen
You: of krokodillen
You: of salmatreur
You: salmatreut ook
Stranger: Ik heb liever wol
You: ah
Stranger: Of een geil mensen velletje ofzo, kan ook nog wel is leuk zijn
You: zoals ik al zei; whatever tickles your fancy
You: maarruh, ik ga weer ff met iemand met hersens kletsen
You: later
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You: hi, whore you?
Stranger: fien
Stranger: fine*
Stranger: about you?
You: i'm not a whore. i'm a pimp.
Stranger: ASL?
You: jo
You: 16/f/amsterdam
Stranger: AgeSexLocation?
Stranger: Okay, FOK zeker
You: rofl
You: ja
Stranger: Lol
You: 22 m bedoel ik dan ook ^^
Stranger: Haha +D
You: maar de woonplaats klopte
Hoeveel Fok-ers zitten er op zeg... heb nu al een paar keer gehad dat iemand direct in 't nederlands begon te lullen..quote:Die had ik net ook
quote:Ja, want hij zei ook steeds nice
quote:En één of andere Off Topic forum
Er zitten mensen van meer fora. Ellegirl, DBB, desims2.nl
quote:Zulke gesprekken vind ik het leukst
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Stranger: Is life empty and without meaning?
You: no, you are
Stranger: Snap!
You: i've got the power!
Stranger: I must go
Stranger: Don't forget me
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You: fok?
Stranger: ?
You: whore you?
Stranger: U.S.
Stranger: you?
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You: The Netherlands
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You: hi fok, whore you?
Stranger: hi no but i guess u re gay
You: do you WANT me to be gay?
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Stranger: hello
You: iam rick
Stranger: i am amber
Stranger:
You: ever gonna give me up
Stranger: ummm
You: ever gonna let me down
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i'm being rickrolled
forum heb ik er net ook een gehad.
? Wát een gevoel voor humor, omfg! Hi-la-risch!
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Stranger: Hello! I´m Luiz from Brazil - Man - 30 years old.
You: hi fok?
You: hello luis
Stranger: hello
You: fok from holland
You: whore you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: very well
Stranger: and you?
You: fine
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Natalie Holloway
Stranger: nice to meet yoy!
You: they all think i am dead
You: and i will be tomorrow
You: nobody knows
You: but i'm going to do it tonight
You: ive got the pills
You: they all make fun of me
You: nobody loves me
Stranger: ohhhh god
You: hell is a lot better than being alive
Stranger: why?
You: you are the last one to talk to me
You: read the news
You: tomorrow
You: bye
Stranger: wait
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ben ik nou gemeen??
Proberen elkaar daar ook te vinden en die komen van het McFly forum oid quote:stranger dangerConnecting to server...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: how it going?
You: good
You: i'm rick
You: and you
Stranger: ted
You: ok ted! never gonna give me up!
Stranger: ok
You: never gonna let me down...
Stranger: stranger danger!!!
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quote:
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Stranger: Hello! I´m Luiz from Brazil - Man - 30 years old.
You: hi fok?
You: hello luis
Stranger: hello
You: fok from holland
You: whore you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: very well
Stranger: and you?
You: fine
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Natalie Holloway
Stranger: nice to meet yoy!
You: they all think i am dead
You: and i will be tomorrow
You: nobody knows
You: but i'm going to do it tonight
You: ive got the pills
You: they all make fun of me
You: nobody loves me
Stranger: ohhhh god
You: hell is a lot better than being alive
Stranger: why?
You: you are the last one to talk to me
You: read the news
You: tomorrow
You: bye
Stranger: wait
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ben ik nou gemeen??
Searching for IP, found!! 'knock knock* Police here
quote:http://i44.tinypic.com/4kean7.jpg
Im looking for brad, the left one, from england. we spoke 5 minutes ago, and i send you 3 pictures
Stranger: jake
You: my sure name is rolled
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i just shit myself
Stranger: your a fucking newfag arent you
You: So, iam never gonna give you up
Stranger: uh huh
You: and iam never gonna let you down
Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: yeah i like you
Stranger: you should be doing better
Stranger: than that
You: ok
You: fok.nl
Stranger: it aint 9 months ago
You: FOK!
Stranger: youll think of something
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: GUTEN TAG!
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG!
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:12 schreef Daniane het volgende:
You: gutentag.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: GUTEN TAG!
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG!
quote:Je sure name
You: hi iam rick
Stranger: jake
You: my sure name is rolled
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i just shit myself
Stranger: your a fucking newfag arent you
You: So, iam never gonna give you up
Stranger: uh huh
You: and iam never gonna let you down
Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: yeah i like you
Stranger: you should be doing better
Stranger: than that
You: ok
You: fok.nl
Stranger: it aint 9 months ago
You: FOK!
Stranger: youll think of something
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Stranger: hello!
You: from where comes the long journey?
Stranger: Im from holland
Stranger: and you?
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Wilde ik net weer eens met een Nederlander praten
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Stranger: hii
You: hi!
You: fok?
Stranger: fok??
You: yes fok?
Stranger: i dunno
You: you donlt know fok???
Stranger: no i don't
You: lucky bastard
Stranger: haha
You: i know fok
Stranger: whats fok?
You: i big fat ugly forum over here
Stranger: ooo that one
Stranger: a Dutch one right?
You: yeah, you know fok also!!
Stranger: yess!
You: you're not a lucky bastard
You: wanna fok?
You: fokking can be nice
Stranger: i know
You: go fok somewhere else!
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Stranger: Are you hot?
You: yes
You: of course
Stranger: I should have known
You: it's fucking 118 degrees out there
You: what are you, a moron?
Stranger: Yes I am actually
You: the should ban idiots like you from using the internet
You: did you have a lobotomy?
Stranger: yes they should, it should be the preserve of noce people like you
You: exactly
Stranger: I've had two lobotomies.
You: ah, that explains it all
Stranger: One more and I'll be as dumb as you!
You: shit. i just got owned...
You:
You:
Stranger: Have fun!
You: greetz from Holland
You:
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quote:Whehehe dennie wordt weer ns gepwnedOp maandag 6 april 2009 19:16 schreef Danny het volgende:
You: Howdy
Stranger: Are you hot?
You: yes
You: of course
Stranger: I should have known
You: it's fucking 118 degrees out there
You: what are you, a moron?
Stranger: Yes I am actually
You: the should ban idiots like you from using the internet
You: did you have a lobotomy?
Stranger: yes they should, it should be the preserve of noce people like you
You: exactly
Stranger: I've had two lobotomies.
You: ah, that explains it all
Stranger: One more and I'll be as dumb as you!
You: shit. i just got owned...
You:
You:
Stranger: Have fun!
You: greetz from Holland
You:
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quote:Stranger: hi girl ?
You: Yes
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: get ur boobs out ?
You: yeah im touching my pussy right now
Stranger: sweet, show me some boobs
You: yeh
Stranger: u got a sister?
You: yeah
Stranger: age ?
You: 16 aswell
You: We are siamese twins
Stranger: sweet
You: She says hi
Stranger: i say bye
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http://www.demi.fi/keskustelut/148214/omegle-com-17
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Stranger: Hi!
You: hi!
You: whore you?
You: i am from holland
Stranger: I'm from Finland
You: cool
You: demi.fi
You: ?
Stranger: ehei
You: fok.nl
Stranger:
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You: me female
Stranger: where you from?
You: netherland
Stranger: i am horny.
You: cool
You: do you boner?
Stranger: yes have hard one right now.you wank it for me?
You: what's wank
Stranger: play with my dick
You: okay
You: what does dick like
Leuk om te doen alsof je absoluut geen Engels kan, vooral als het om sex gaat.
Stranger: ik kom van girlscene.
You: o
You: ohh
You: girlscene
You: leuk
Stranger: ken je dat
You: ja
You: zit ik ook op
Stranger: echt?
Stranger: ben je member
You: jaaa
Stranger: wie
You: nee, dat niet
Stranger: oh jammer
Stranger: mss kende ik je
You:
You: ik ga even kijken miss heb ik nog een account
Stranger: kijk je gossip girl
You: ja jij ook?
Stranger: JAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAhhh
Stranger: serena of blair
You: blair
Stranger: idd
Stranger: chuck of nate
You: chuck
Stranger: maar in real life
Stranger: is hij horrible
Stranger: vetzak
You: echt?
Stranger: ja
Stranger: en hij heeft
You: maarja eigenlijk ben ik een jongen van 15
Stranger: iets
Stranger: met vanessa
Stranger: echt?
Stranger: sukkel
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows it goinnng
You: Great
You: Just peachy
Stranger:
Stranger: gdgd
Stranger: im kinda bored
You: Brazil?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: uk
Stranger: u?
You: Netherlands
You: Youre prolly a girl
You: I get all the girls
You: BUT I DONT WANT GIRLS
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Al die wijven daar man
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You: Cindy?
Stranger: hellooo
You: cindy, is that you?
Stranger: yes?
You: It's me, Paul!!
You: Sorry bout that, my connection went wrong
Stranger: my name is cindy
Stranger: hi paul^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pretty funny we found eahcother again
You: I am so glad!
Stranger: me to:P
You: I would have hated to never speak to you again, I really enjoyed our conversation
Stranger: yeah, you seem to be a nice person
You: So did you still get the one about London?
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you think about it?
Stranger: im not sure actually
You: we don't have to make it like a date or something, I'd just like to talk to you face to face
Stranger: hmm okey, well you know there's alot of weirdos out there
You: So how do I convince you?
You: I'm really a good guy!
You: And I'm not thát much older, if that's your worry
Stranger: yeah i think so to, but you know...
Stranger: no not at all
You: okay
You: so what's the problem?
Stranger: there's no problem but... haha im shy
You: we could meet at a place you come often, so it isn't that scary?
You: I'll be there from may 11 till may 23..
Stranger: okey, but what do you whant to do?
Stranger: it's embarrassing if we have nothing to talk about haha:P
You: moment, havin a little wee
Stranger: okey
You: I'm back!
You: I don't think we won't have anything to talk about
You: I'm sure I'd have a lot to tell (I always do) and maybe you could show me some of your city
Stranger: no maybe not
Stranger: yeah i guess i could
Stranger: how old where you now again?
You: 28
You: so, are you alone at home at the moment?
Stranger: and you do know how old i am right?
You: sure, but I've had younger girls before you, it always works out well
Stranger: how old where they?
You: I've had all kind of ages, but they never were younger than 17!!
You: you're hot
Stranger: how do you know how i look?
You: no, I just mean "you young girls"
You: I love you
Stranger: haha naaw^^
Stranger: well, i guess you could come here, i mean why not..
You: yes.. it's not like I'm some dirty old guy or anything, I just find it refreshing how you look at life
You: keeps me young as well, if you know what I mean
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: but we have to meet in a public place
You: sure
You: I completely understand you want to be carefull
Stranger: okey:)
You: I'd want my daughter to be as well
Stranger: yeah, there's alot of weirdos out there you know
You: so, do you have a lot of friends?
Stranger: would you like to meet them aswell or?
Stranger: mm define a lot?
You: what are your friends like?
Stranger: haha what do you mean? there nice
You: nicelooking?
Stranger: i guess
You: how often do you get together?
Stranger: mostly on the weekends
You: mmm nice
You: so what day would you like to meet me, Cindy?
Stranger: doesn't really matter, a saturday?
You: saturday 16th?
You: Should I bring you any gifts from here?
Stranger: takes a long time for you to answer?
You: I was checking my agenda to see what days I'm off, sorry to keep you waiting!
Stranger: haha if you like to:)
You: I'll make it up to you!
You: So, any dutch treats you're longing for?
Stranger: not really:P
Stranger: just whant to meet you
You: Well, than you'll probably be in for the biggest treat
You: I'm the best our country has to offer anyway
You: I'll have to go within a few minutes
Stranger: haha your funny
You: thanks
Stranger: okey
You: so what time shall we meet?
You: o, a place might be good to know as well
Stranger: so how do i contact you?
You: Big city that london
You: could I have your email-adress?
Stranger: can i have your instead?
You: sure, but I'd like to be able to mail you as well!
Stranger: well, if i can have your e-mail, then i'll mail you
You: O, that would be good!
You: have you got more pics?
Stranger: i'll send you a pick
You: you can send them to xxxxxx@hotmail.com
You: some of your friends might be nice as well.. they say a lot about a person, you know
You: so where do you want to meet?
Stranger: okey, but are you more intrested in my friends than me?
You: Nooooo!!
You: Their just nice extras
Stranger: im not sure, at the airport? there's a nice resturant there
You: Isn't very close to my hotel, and I'll arrive the 11th
Stranger: at the lobby of your hotel?
You: I'm staying at Wedgewoods
You: you know that one?
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: i can take e cab?
You: I'm sure that's possible in London
Stranger: haha really?
Stranger: of course it is.
You: so you'll pick me up there?
Stranger: i'll meet you there
You: I'll have my notebook in my room, perhaps you could see some of my work
You: what time?
Stranger: first i whant to meet you in the lobby, where theres people
You: okay
Stranger: 18.00?
You: works for me
You: I hate to say this, but I'll have to go now
Stranger: great
You: dag moppie :-P
Stranger: i'll e-mail you:)
You: nice
You: (that's dutch)
You: shall I learn you how to say goodbye in dutch?
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: something like "bye sweetie" =)
Stranger: aufwhidersehen?
You: that's german
You: what an awful mistake to make =P
Stranger: haha okey
Stranger: haha i wasn't sure
You: "dag kanjer" will work for me
Stranger: dag kanjer Paul
You: yay!!! dag moppie!
Talk to you soon!
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quote:gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:22 schreef EggsTC het volgende:
Ik geloof sowieso nooit als iemand zegt dat hij/zij vrouw is op een site als dit.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg
quote:You: meisje?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: jongen
You: oh
You: je praat als een meisje
Stranger:
You:
You: Ill never desert you.
Stranger: say that you love me, say that you need me
You: Say you, say me
You: SAY IT FOREVER
Stranger: say when you're whithout me you can't get me off your mind
You: I will love you, always.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: Great.
Stranger: are you a boy, right?
You: No
Stranger: shit
Stranger: we're lesbian
You: Oh goddamnit, not again
quote:You: Stop! in the name of love
Stranger: ok, Hi
You: Before you break my heart
Stranger: i wont
You: that is good to know
You: i have this in my mind
You: do you know the singer
Stranger: no, but i know the song
Stranger: or i think so
You: that is terrible, you know the song
You: it keeps nagging
Stranger: no it wont
You: no, but now you have this song in your head...
Stranger: yes i have
Stranger:
You: i'm sorry for that
quote:Knip eerst die linker er af dan! Ben je wel helemaal goed wijs?!Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
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quote:Ze is de linkse.
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg
quote:
Hehehe volgens haar de rechtse
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You: Hey!
Stranger: hi
You: Where u from?
Stranger: this is strange
Stranger: why are you here?
You: yea it is
Stranger: colorado
Stranger: you?
You: because i went here, because of a link on a site
You: Near Amsterdam
Stranger: smoke weed?
You: Haha,
You: no i dont smoke
Stranger: good for you
You: Did something interesting today?
Stranger: nope, i'm in school
Stranger: you?
You: Still at school?
You: how late is it over there?
Stranger: 11:30 AM
You: hmm, 19:30 here
You: I nearly got hit by a car today
Stranger: glad you didn't. that would've sucked
Stranger: is english your first language?
You: No, it's dutch
You: why?
Stranger: you speak good english
You: thank you
You: Have you learned any other languages?
Stranger: i've learned some basic spanish.
Stranger: Yes lunch time. bye.
You: Bye
quote:Zo, is die discussie eindelijk voorbijStranger: nope
You: nice, i need your help
Stranger: why?
You: do you know whether it is friet or patat
Stranger: if I'm not dutch, I don't know
You: here in the netherlands we can't decide which one is correct
Stranger: patat seems better
You: thx
You: i agree
You: hiiii
Stranger: sup!?
You: nix
You: met jou?
Stranger: OUT HUSTLIN?
Stranger: EVERYDAY IM HUSTLIN
You: hussele
Stranger: yeeeeah
You: ik hussel, jij husselt, wij husselen
Stranger: nigga you gay
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quote:gast!Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg
alles goed\? lekker ding man die linker
grappige shit dit, alleen verveelt wel snel
You: No
Stranger: I wish I was ;_;
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quote:Die vrouwen daar zijn irritant.Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:29 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: but don't say you'lll never gonna live me down
You: Ill never desert you.
Stranger: say that you love me, say that you need me
You: Say you, say me
You: SAY IT FOREVER
Stranger: say when you're whithout me you can't get me off your mind
You: I will love you, always.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: Great.
Stranger: are you a boy, right?
You: No
Stranger: shit
Stranger: we're lesbian
You: Oh goddamnit, not again
Denk je de ideale te hebben gevonden, moet je alleen nog even naar het geslacht te vragen.
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:35 schreef basmens het volgende:
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gast!
alles goed\? lekker ding man die linker
grappige shit dit, alleen verveelt wel snel
Dude, jij hier
Als jij dan gaat voor die linker, ga ik voor die ander
Weet ik ook een beetje waar ik naar moet kijken in Italy
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You: cindy???
You: is that you??
Stranger: Jéssica
You: ow, did you spoke to a cindy??
You: she left her wallet at my place
You: we agreed to spoke to each other here at 19:30, but i can't find here
You: i don't have here number
You: listen, when you talk to here, say here that Rick is looking for here
You: and i'll be back at 20:00
You: ok?
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quote:Ja echt hè, kolere
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Die vrouwen daar zijn irritant.
Denk je de ideale te hebben gevonden, moet je alleen nog even naar het geslacht te vragen.
quote:ja echt hoor blondjesOp maandag 6 april 2009 19:37 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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Dude, jij hier
Als jij dan gaat voor die linker, ga ik voor die ander
Weet ik ook een beetje waar ik naar moet kijken in Italy
quote:
gaan we nu allemaal naar Cindy vragen?You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: HEY!
Stranger: who is this?
You: ITS ME!
Stranger: where are you from?????
You: NEDERRRRLANDD
Stranger: do i dazzle you??????
You: jwwz.
You: Yea you did
Stranger: do you smoke pot?
You: No i dont smoke
You: you do>?
Stranger: oh REALLY?
Stranger: so why do you like in netherlands
You: YARlY
Stranger: ya i smoke pot every dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: Im in the IT
You: ALRIGHT THEN!
Stranger: fukkin luv to get high
Stranger: ok bye!
You: Nom nom nom
quote:Inderdaad, maar de meerheid is allemaal mafkeesOp maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Terpentin07 het volgende:
Is wel grappig.Wou eerst iemand in de zeik nemen maar er zijn ook normale mensen waar je een prettig gesprek mee kan voeren.
quote:hier een Jessica
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Stranger: herro
You: jessica???
Stranger: its jeremy now
You: damn...
You: did you see jessica?
Stranger: dude she just ran by
Stranger: you can still catch her
Stranger: GO
You: she left her wallet at my place and i don't have her number
You: we agreed to met each other here at 19:30
You: but i can't find here
You:
Stranger: hold on igot it somewhere
You: listen.. when you see here, will you tell here that Rick is looking for here??
Stranger: Rick who?
Stranger: Rick Astley?
You: yes!!
You:
Stranger: alright ill let her youre never gonna giver her up
You: you get the picture
You: nver gonna give me up!
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Stranger: and i am going to go to law school next year
You: coool.
Stranger: its ok
You: what are you going to study
Stranger: i think it might be boring
Stranger: law i guess
ik bedoelde gewoon advocaat/rechter/ietsanders
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You: danny???
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: no.
Stranger: iäm not danny.
You: but you're red!
Stranger: *I'm
Stranger: you are too red.
You: no, i'm blue
You: i'm a mod
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ...
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You: hey
Stranger: HEY DAD
You: HI MOM
Stranger: Why do you hit me dad?
Stranger: FUCK YOU DAD
You: Because i hate u!
You: FUCK YOU TOO
You: *pew pew
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Stranger: ohhh hey
You: Which country u from?
Stranger: how the hell are ya
Stranger: usa
You: Im finee
You: went to school
Stranger: awesome
You: and the weather was awesome
Stranger: awesomer
You: awesomest
You: patat of friet?
You: Just say patat
Stranger: friet
You: Damnit
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fucckk
Een pic van haar (als het echt is): http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=sshitt
. Na 20 wegklikkers kregen we dit..
quote:Maar we blijven proberenYou: Hi, I’m Charlene.
I’ve been on this site for weeks and got tired of all the weirdos.
What I’m really looking for is a nice guy who isn’t judgemental, knows where I’m coming from, and is willing to meet outside Omegle as well. You have to be between 25 and 35 years old, know women aren’t just some sextoy you can throw away when you’re tired of them, and I prefer you being blonde. You got to like animals. I love animals, they’re my life.
Still interested? Say hi.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Well hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: How are you? '-'
You: I'm okay
You: who are you?
Stranger: Me too,I'm Lucas,i'm from Brazil
You: how old are you?
Stranger: I'm 16
Stranger: u_u
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You: That's funny. You know why?
Stranger: because you are actually a peadofile?
You: My dad's with the FBI and he told me which sites they check. They only know of the big websites, like youtube.
You: They simply search Google.
Stranger: wow
You: What?
Stranger: your fact!
You: I lol'd though. Mind if I copy your text?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i came up with it myself
quote:Welke fokker was ditYou: Hii
Stranger: hey
You: Where you from?
You: hello?
You:
You: yarrr
Stranger: freak
You: I'm just a pirate
Stranger: then ur gay
You: Pirates are people too
Stranger: NO THEY ARE NOT
Stranger: THEY KILL
Stranger: THEY STEAL
You: when you travel on the open sea for 6 months on a ship with nothing but sweaty buff men
You: it's hard to be straight all the time
You: some pirates dont kill and steal
Stranger: ye gay ones
Stranger: they are just too soft
You: they drive around in red trucks with water
You: and they put out fires
Stranger: NO WAI
You: ya rly
You: some have beards
You: but no wooden legs
You: they get lost in the fire
Stranger: meh boring
You: so, where are you from, landlubber
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Stranger: hi[
You: lots of peanut M&Ms here!
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Geen respect voor M&Ms
quote:Ze moeten van m'n foto's afblijven
You: The internet is for ....?
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You: yo
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quote:Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you from iraq?
Stranger: yeah dowtown baghdad
You: that sucks
You: im not
Stranger: jk
You: yeah right
Stranger: nyc
You: nyc?
Stranger: yeah
You: im from the netherlands
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
You: cause im cool like that
You: ^.^
Stranger: oh word?
You: word!?
Stranger: word
Stranger: Now if they get me on wire traces
I'm gonna die in comstaat
I got prior cases from riding with firearms cocked
Fire bomb box, set up by your mom's block
Go off on time, 'cause it's wired by alarm clock
I get his legs, you grab him by arms ock
We gonna go this liar harm while his crying moms watch
Last seen in Brooklyn, they found in a Bronx lot
Rifles on the roof, yeah we got him by a long shot
We don't fire warning shots, niggas fire on swat
And if they get me, Brooklyn gonna riot on spot
I'm from the hood, so I'm supplying bomb rock
'Round here that's better than buying Viacom stock
Look, you can't hold nothing, but I got a shell to give
I'll make his relative show me where the fella live
Ain't that his baby sis', get up in this Mayby' miss
Before I pull this curb and start swerving like Baby sis
If he heard yet, bet that get the word buzzing
You send a message when you kill a nigga third cousin
Niece, nephew, they gonna need Tef' too
This'll a go in and out they chest like a breath do
You Clay Aiken-soft
You playing games until this red light's on ya
It's like the Playstation's off
Smith & Wesson work, Luger nine labor
Professional shit like they did me on majors
This is family nigga, do not cross the brothers
I'll put you in the box, one hand across the other
A small price to pay, son, it might cost your mother
One of your grandparents, even your baby brother
Cause everybody knows, everybody goes
I want them in coffins, everybody's closed
Related by the streets, this is family beef
So better not touch a branch on this family tree
Nigga
You: Well hello there
Stranger: HOWS IT GOIN DUCK
You: my name is CHUCK
You: not DUCK
Stranger: oh fuck you
You: nah
Stranger: you silly litle perv
You: :S
You: i aint no perv
You: hell no
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: NO
You: stop what?
Stranger: I WONT SEND YOU PICTURES OF MY TITS
You: i aint doin nuttin' ? O_o
Stranger: THATS AWFUL!
You: well i wasnt asking for that
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU!
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quote:You: Haay
Stranger: Hayy
You: Asl? :]
Stranger: 100/God-like/Aruba
Stranger: you? :]
You: Woei.
Stranger: exactly.
You: 2 / Both / Hawai
Stranger: that must be a dilemma
You: Yea. It is.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi... Do you ship to The Netherlands?
You: Offcourse Chinese food and stuff
Stranger: Yeah
You: FOKKER
Stranger: I'd like some noodles and stuff...
Stranger: What's a FOKKER?
You: You are
Stranger: Oh, you're talking about that movie...
Stranger: That one with Ben Stiller...
Stranger: Right?
You: Je bent nederlands toch =.=
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Stranger: I'd like you to ship me some Pokémon...
Stranger: Can you do that?
You: Why do you want to ship to the netherlands if you aint dutch
Stranger: My Mudkip almost fainted...
Stranger: I study in The Netherlands...
Stranger: I'm from Japan...
You: Ah oke. Well I have a Terpolosion in stock.
Stranger: You mean Typhlosion, right?
You: Yeps
Stranger: That's great to... I just need new Pokémon to battle againt these newbies around here...
Stranger: How much is it gonna cost?
You: 50 euros
Stranger: That's a bit much, but OK...
Stranger: Can you send it to Groningen?
You: Go to Arnhem and drop the 50 euros in the bin on the velperweg
Stranger: Ok... Can you send my Terpolosion to Boerstraat 5 in Groningen?
Stranger: That's where I study...
Stranger: They wil give the Pokémon to me...
Stranger: When and how late do I have to drop the money in the bin?
You: midnicht on april 7th
Stranger: I'm not gonna make that...
Stranger: I need to deliver newspapers tomorrowmorning...
You: well then; krijg kanker
Stranger: What is 'krijg kanker'?
You: Just say it to your Dutch friends. They will explain
Stranger: But your Dutch... You can tell me...
You: Well i don't want to
Stranger: It's not verry nice of you to tell me to get cancer...
Stranger: Yes, i've Googled it...
You: Your smart
Stranger: Yes I am... That's why I study at Groningen...
Stranger: I don't think I wanna have a deal with someone who is telling me to get cancer...
You: Well they aren't very smart in Groningen. In the beginninge, we putt all the lunatics in Groningen and Friesland.
Stranger: Well, why is there a University there then?
You: Because we need farmers. Can't live without farmers.
Stranger: I haven't seen farmers at my university...
Stranger: :S
You: Well that's what they want you to think.
Stranger: I don't think this is going any where... You retard... Go screw yourself...
quote:Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY!
Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY !
Stranger: HI !
You: HI !
Stranger: HELLO!
You: HELLO !
Stranger: ok, hahah !
Stranger: what's up ?
You: ok, haha!
You: what's up?
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Stranger: HELLO
You: c'est la vie n'est pas?
Stranger: NIGGER SPEACK ENGLISH
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Stranger: Hello, this is Omegle.com. We have noticed a high traffic coming from the websites "www.4chan.org" and "www.p0T.de" . Please be aware, most people from these websites only want to see you naked ! DON'T send Pictures of you to ANYBODY! If someone says "p0t?" or "/b/" please press the "Disconnect" Button on the bottom left immediately! Thank you. Omegle.com .
You: thanks
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: if you are female sure
Maar dat is dus niet zo.
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You: hi
Stranger: Brazil?
You: sim
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quote:Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well
You: i'm gay
You: r u?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm a girl
You: and you?
Stranger: me too
You: great
Stranger: im really bi
You: better
You: age?
Stranger: 16
You: woow
You: i'n 17
Stranger: nice
You: you go first
You: pics i mean
Stranger: i don't have
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You: Arrr
Stranger: Raurrrr
You: Im a pirrrrrrrrate
Stranger: Arrr mateyy
You: Arrr rum?
Stranger: Arr yess
Stranger: I'm captain hook
You: Now you have arrr scurvy arrr
Stranger:
You: Load me a cannon arrr, and fire it!
Stranger: Ok, stand back arrrr
You: Arrrrrr matey
You: BUT WHY IS THE ARRR RUM GONE?!
Stranger: ARRR IT'S GONE
You: ARRRR NO FUCKING ARRR WAY
You: MY FUCKING ARR RUM
Stranger: ARRR WE HAVE TO GET A NEW BOTTLE MATEY
You: Aye! Go get me a new bottle arrrrrrrr
Stranger: Yes i will matey, arrrrrr
You: Arrr to you my friend
You: Im not actually a pirate =(
Stranger: No?
You: I can't live with the shame!
You: Leave me be!
Stranger: Why not?
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Stranger: lots of weirdos on tonight
You: i'm not.
Stranger: can i test you to see?
You: yes.
Stranger: do you like niggers?
You: sometimes.
Stranger: fucking weirdo
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eigenlijk moest ik zeggen van; i'm a nigger.
You: You have summoned me?
Stranger: hi
You: Hello stranger
You: state your name
Stranger: asl?
You: asl? That's a funny name
You: I'm Ezechiel
Stranger: asl stands for age sex location
You: a 20 year old bus
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quote:You: O noes!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where ya from
You: please don't say brazil
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u
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You: I dont wanna be a pirate.
Stranger: What?
You: I do not want
You: to be a pirate
Stranger: Ah, ok. I do not wanna be a pirate too.
You: BETRAYAL!!!
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quote:Stranger: where are you from?
You: the lowlands
Stranger: england?
You: almost
Stranger: ireland?
You: cold
You: england was warmer
Stranger: Wales?
You: warmer but england was warmer
Stranger: scotland
You: Wale sis not low by the way, full of mountains and hills
Stranger: it has to be scotland
You: same for scotland
Stranger: wow i am very stupid..
You: england was your best guess but still incorrect
Stranger: i abandon
Stranger: i dont know it..
You: just look at a map
Stranger: i cant find it!
You: a map on the web
Stranger: yes i know.. but i cant find it on the map
You: do not give up
You: (you got a map of europe do you?)
Stranger: give a hint
You: europe is the hint
Stranger: yeah i already knew that
Stranger: i give up
You: close to england not scotland or wales, ca not be that difficult
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it lower than england?
You: yet it is lower and it is closer to england than to wales and scotland
Stranger: it is not england?
Stranger: not in england?
You: true, it is not england
Stranger: not in great-brittain i mean
You: yrue, not scotland, not wales, not england so not in the UK
You: *true
Stranger: is it across the Channal?
You: true
Stranger: France
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Belgium?
You: no
Stranger: the Netherlands?
You: yes
Stranger: omg ik kom ook uit nederland
You: took you guite a long time but you found otu eventually
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Deze gaat op FOK
Stranger: nooooo
You: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Stranger: hahahhaa dit is echt te grappig
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:44 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I dont wanna be a pirate.
Stranger: What?
You: I do not want
You: to be a pirate
Stranger: Ah, ok. I do not wanna be a pirate too.
You: BETRAYAL!!!
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Net 3 meisjes uit Nederland van onder de 16 achter elkaar
. Dan voel me net zo'n gast uit een aflevering van Alberto Stegeman.Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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You: hi
Stranger: paksa
You: I'm danny, you?
Stranger: if you meet someone who says paska say greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!1
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: promise to say that to someone who says paska<33
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: stupid danny
You: what does paksa mean?
Stranger: i mena paska
Stranger: mean*
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: stop that!!
Stranger: if i tell that to you, you should promise you would say greetings from sanni, to someone who says paska
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: dannny you're reatrded
You: I'm already doing it aren't i?
Stranger: stupid little danny
You: paska means 'dannny you're reatrded'?
Stranger: i have eaten danny pudding
Stranger: no it means shit
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: danny i love u
You: you're gay aren't you?
Stranger: im a girl stupid stupid danny
You: yeah right
Stranger: i am, sanni is a girls name stupid danny
You: in what country? because here sanni is short voor sander which is a boys name
Stranger: omg i have a boys name
Stranger: in finland
Stranger: are u from german or something?
You: you also type like a boy
You: no, holland
You: you know; the Netherlands
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: type like boys?
Stranger: what is the way that girls type?
You: they usually talk about sex and stuff. guys don't.
You: so you're definitely a gay guy
Stranger: hahahahaha, sorry to dissapoint you, but im a girl
Stranger: if you prefered guys danny
You: sure you are
Stranger: i think that you just hope that im a guy , cause you're gay
You: nope, i'm married
You: and have 2 kids
You: and you are a gay dude
You: but your secret's safe with me
You: sander
Stranger: hahah i like guys, but im not a guy myself, you married danny
Stranger: i haven't heard the name sander in my life
You: http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&safe=off&rlz=1C1_____enNL302NL302&q=sander&btnG=Zoeken&meta=
You: i'm not bullshitting you
You: i don't bullpaska
Stranger: hahaha you remembered
You: but ofcourse. my memory span exceeds that of the typical goldfish
You: I can remember a word for more than three minutes
Stranger: isn't the goldfishes memory only three seconds?
You: my goldfish is actually quite brilliant
You: for a goldfish
You:
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: Sanni on suomalainen naisen etunimi.
Stranger: here is some finnish information for you
Stranger: it says: Sanni is a finnish women's first name
Stranger: so take that, you and your goldfish danny
You: wow
You: i believe you now
You: you from demi.fi ?
Stranger: no..?
You: ow ok
Stranger: how do you know demi.fi?
You: they have a topic about this site
You: just like we do
You: Geniale site: Omegle #5
You: I'm Danny there
You: and this chat will be there
You: as soon as we're done
Stranger: hahah lol
You: was just wondering if it would be posted on demi.fi too
Stranger: sorry but i don't have a nock there
Stranger: nick*
You: that's ok. i was just wondering anyway
You: it's been nice talking with you
quote:You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Male?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Do you watch porn?
You: eew, no
You: don't be gross
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quote:Soms idd niet, maar soms kom je ook mensen tegen waar je ze 2 uur mee aan het ouwehoeren bent.. Net in hoeverre je daar trek in hebt.Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:50 schreef BaggerUser het volgende:
oke geen enkel gesprek duurt langer dan 2 regels
Stranger: Hey
You: oy
Stranger: where u live>
You: at home. you?
Stranger: china
You: ah, doe maal twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek. en sambal bij.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: HUH
You: twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek
Stranger: ???
You: en sambal bij
Stranger: im not chinaise
You: ow.. what are you then?
You: i am dutch
Stranger: dope
You: no, dutch
Stranger: DOPE
You: you are dope?
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quote:Babi pangang met lijst en loepoek en sambal beiOp maandag 6 april 2009 21:01 schreef Danny het volgende:
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Stranger: Hey
You: oy
Stranger: where u live>
You: at home. you?
Stranger: china
You: ah, doe maal twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek. en sambal bij.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: HUH
You: twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek
Stranger: ???
You: en sambal bij
Stranger: im not chinaise
You: ow.. what are you then?
You: i am dutch
Stranger: dope
You: no, dutch
Stranger: DOPE
You: you are dope?
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Stranger: yoyooyooooooooooooooo
You: you wasssuuuuuuup!?
Stranger: BIG UP TO MA NIGGA
You: word!
Stranger: OH HOT DAMN,THIS IS SAM,IL KEEP IT GOIN UNTIL I BREAK ME TOE
You: aight, keep it real and on the low bro
You: you a shitpusher?
Stranger: HELL YEA NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!PUSHY PUSHY PUSH PUSH PUSHY PUSHY PUSY PUSHY!!!!
You: then go push in yo momma's shit
You: idiot
Stranger: iiTE WILL DO
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You: hi!
Stranger: what do you want for christmas?
You: hmmm, a new motorcycle would be nice
Stranger: well/......
You: could you arrange that with santa?
Stranger: NIGGAS DONT GET PRESENTS BAD NIGGA.
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quote:O dus daarom begon die Duitser over caravans
Was net met een Duitser aan het praten, vraagt ie of ik een caravanrace wil organiseren, de nationale sport van Nederland
Het is wel grappig hoe die gasten je helemaal proberen in te palmen als je zegt dat je een meisje ben. Ook als je normale gesprekken hebt, het gaat niet altijd over sex
*denk je dat je dan door de plitie wordt gehaald?
Ik had net zo'n gozer die deed alsof hij medewerker was van een Macdrive
You: Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
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quote:Doen alsof je "a real horny chick" bent is ook erg hilarisch ja.Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:06 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Het is wel grappig hoe die gasten je helemaal proberen in te palmen als je zegt dat je een meisje ben. Ook als je normale gesprekken hebt, het gaat niet altijd over sex
quote:ik heb wel al een 'ik ga mezelf van kant maken' gedaan. staat in dit topic.
wie post de eerste 'ik ga een school opblazen convo?'
*denk je dat je dan door de plitie wordt gehaald?
quote:x5Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:08 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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You: Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
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5x een disconnect en 1 nederlander al gehad...
en iemand uit frankrijk die iets in de mode doet...
[ Bericht 12% gewijzigd door cptmarco op 06-04-2009 21:22:36 ]
Je krijgt van alles in je chat window
Vooral mensen die na 5 minuten meteen al om je msn vragen
Maar het idee is leuk
quote:Dan had ik jou gister zeker aan de lijnOp maandag 6 april 2009 21:08 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
[..]
Doen alsof je "a real horny chick" bent is ook erg hilarisch ja.
quote:Ik ook al ja.
quote:Heb het nog nooit met een Nederlander gedaan.Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:12 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
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Dan had ik jou gister zeker aan de lijn
quote:Stom hoor
quote:Aparte site hoorStranger: hey
Stranger: guy girl??
You: guy
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you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
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What's the speed of dark?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
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If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
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What happens when you get scared
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Can a blind person feel blue?
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Are you telling the truth when you lie in
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If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
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If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
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In Chinese why are the words for crisis
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Why is the alphabet in that order?
How does skating on thin ice get you into
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Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
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Should crematoriums give discounts for
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there finished? Shouldn't they be called
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Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
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quote:Stranger: Cool
Stranger: i´m from Poços de Caldas - Minas Gerais Stade
You: never heard of
You: is it near that jesus statue?
Stranger: search in google
Stranger: you will like it
Stranger: no its in rio
You: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: DEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yeah
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quote:Ja, dat heb je verder nooit op het internet, hè.
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You: Ain't no sunshine when you're gone
Stranger: owh that's a nice starter
You: Ye know
Stranger: you use that on everyone ?
You: Just you, of course.
Stranger: of course
You: Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Stranger: I feel very special
Stranger: yes I do want to know that
You: WELL IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU
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You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
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Omegle
quote:You: hi
Stranger: TALK TO STRANGERS
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quote:HeheheheOp maandag 6 april 2009 21:17 schreef Freezor het volgende:
Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
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Stranger: Emma?!
You: yes
Stranger: LIAR
quote:Daar hebben ze het knopje "disconnect" voor uitgevonden.
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:17 schreef Freezor het volgende:
Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
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Stranger: moro paskoille
You: nee dank je, ik ben net gestopt
Stranger: dutch?
You: nee, hoezo?
Stranger: sry i don't understand
You: where u from?
Stranger: finlanf
Stranger: finland*
You: demi.fi?
Stranger: hah
You: Geniale site: Omegle #5
You:
Stranger: nice
You: you'll be on there in a few minutes.
You: so if you wanne be famous, type in your name
You: I'm Danny
Stranger: type my name where?
Stranger: i'm milla
You: in this chat. the chat will be posted in the topic
You: hi milla, nice to meet you
You: you're a guy right?
Stranger: no, im a girl
Stranger:
You: really?
Stranger: yeeh
You: every guy on here claims he's a girl
Stranger: well i am really a girl :p
You: i'll just have to take your word for it then
Stranger: how old are you ? =)
You: 37
Stranger: okay
You: shocking isn't it?
You: LOL
Stranger: no, just the right age
You: for what?
You: a catheter?
Stranger: catheter?=o
You: a pee-tube
you know, like senior citizens have You: nevermind
You: so you're in your thirties too?
Stranger: nope
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: I remember when I was 17
You: vaguely
You: It was in 1988
Stranger: great
You: yeah
You: you're making me feel really old
You: thanks a lot
Stranger: you're making me feel young, too young =p
You:
You: well, it's been a pleasure talking with you
You: there are a lot of people from finland on here it seems
You: and all of you seem very nice
Stranger: yeah i know, dunno how we all end up here:D
You:
You: maybe we'll meet again
Stranger: ok =)
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quote:Dat ben ikOp maandag 6 april 2009 21:21 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
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Stranger: Emma?!
You: yes
Stranger: LIAR
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Stranger: hii
You: I'am gonna blow up a school
Stranger: GRAEEETT
You: Great you mean?
Stranger: val dood
You: ja jij ook.
Stranger: ahahah
You: miesschien is het jouw school wel
Stranger: nedelrands ziie ik
You: nedelrands ja
Stranger: welke provincie
You: noord holland
You: FOK!
You: shit zij ik het weer.
Stranger: jammer dan is niet mijn school
You: Ken je fok niet?
Stranger: amsterdam ..?
You: Den Helder.
You: :0
Stranger: oow
You: Maar ken je fok.nl?
Stranger: jonge ..?
Stranger: nee
You: ja een jonge ja
Stranger: hoe oud bn je dan
You: meisjes durfen geen scholen op te blazen
You: 15
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: ow nee
Stranger: durf ik wel hoor
You: Alsof jij een lief zielig meisje bent
Stranger: nee bn ik niet
You: Je bent zeker heel stout?
Stranger: jaa man heel stout
You: Neuqen?
Stranger: kom maar rotterdam
You: Nee, ik ben voor AZ
Stranger: k bn voor niemand ;P
You: Ok zie je morgen, op rotterdam centraal
Stranger: is goed
You: Ik ga nu alvast lopen
You: bye
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You: Jan?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Apr.
You: o
You:
You: emma?
You: melissa?
Stranger: no
You: other hot girl?
Stranger: emily
You: y right
Stranger: daisy?
You: neuqen?
Stranger: ladyboys?
You: wanna fuck i asked
Stranger: !!1moralfag!!!1
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quote:Connecting to server...
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You: oi
Stranger: hi
You: yad dooG
Stranger: how´re you/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: sknaht enif m'I
You: dnalloh
Stranger: in japanese
You: On
Stranger: i have a play 3, but he is too old
You: desrever si draobyeb ym
You: droabyek
Stranger: already make 7 years them i have one ps3 portable
You: ecin
You: gnirob
Stranger: speak english? porra
You: read backwards idiot
You:
Stranger: you are brazilian?
You:
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Stranger: Oh its you again.
You: me ?
Stranger: ...I love you
Stranger: Yes you
You: cool
You: iam Bubba
Stranger: Babe, I love you
Stranger: Im Cynthia
Stranger: I love you
You: i live in a prison
Stranger: how do you have a computer?
You: It's wired in the ass of my cellmate
Stranger: I would like to like that ass then
Stranger: It seems so perfect
You: When he farts we get electric
Stranger: Thats making me horny
You: Yeah i bet
Stranger: It is
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: Im horny for you
You: cool
Stranger: YOUR BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: really ?
Stranger: My name is John
Stranger: I HATE YOU
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Mn eerste Stranger was een iemand die na 3 zinnen swatikas begon te spammen, maar mn 2e een dude uit India was wat intelligenter
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Stranger: i think about unicorns
Stranger: and if i could create one
You: what would you do if you could create a unicorn?
Stranger: by crossing a rhino with a horse
You: i think i would eat it
Stranger: use it?
Stranger: but that would be illegal
Stranger: because it would be endangered
Stranger: i would make 2
Stranger: and make them breed
Stranger: and then eat the offspring
You: how many would you have to create, in order for me to be able to eat some? :-)
Stranger: i'd give you one of the first kids
Stranger: just cause you're special
You: thank you so much
Stranger: no problem hombre
Stranger: do you think fruit can feel us eating them?
Stranger: cause that would make me feel awful.
You: i think it can. i was eating a kiwi this morning, and i could feel it cry
Stranger: and yet you still ate it?
You: so i thought... what do i do now?
Stranger: and what did you do?
You: well, i mean... if i stop eating it, it may be alive but mutilated and heavily injured
You: and if i continue, that kiwi dies
You: out of compassion, i decided to eat it.
Stranger: did you at least do it quickly
Stranger: as to lessen the suffering?
Stranger: or did you enjoy that kiwi
You: yes ofcourse i did do it quickly
Stranger: i bet you did, you sick bastard
You: and now i am afraid to go to hell....
You: because it tasted to sweet
You: i feel so ashamed
Stranger: you know what else tastes sweet?
Stranger: human flesh
Stranger: but you don't see people eating that every day
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quote:INDIA STAAT NOG NIET IN DE OP!
Ik heb zojuist voor het eerst ge-omegl, erg basic maar heeft daardoor weer charme.
Mn eerste Stranger was een iemand die na 3 zinnen swatikas begon te spammen, maar mn 2e een dude uit India was wat intelligenter
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Stranger: I do not live in a rainforest, all over the world believe that
You: Yeah because you guys cut all the rainforest
Stranger: its true :/
You: Shame
You: You live in Sao Paolo, Brasilia or Rio?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well
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You: How old is your boyfriend?
Stranger: 21
You: 3 years difference?
Stranger: yes =)
You: Here your dad would nail him to the ceiling with nails through his ears
Stranger: hahahaha Why??
You: He is too old for you
You: 21 year boys want nasty things you know
You: 18 year old boys are sweet and such
Stranger: The parents are very prejudiced the netherlands
You: Or they are wise
You: Many pregnant teens here before the parents went prejudiced
Stranger: my boyfriend is not disgusting,and i'm not sweet hahaha
You: Youre the disgusting one
You: And he is the sweet one?
Stranger: Nooo
You: Very confusing
Stranger: We have fun together, we are a couple fun
You: But you make sure you dont get pregnant right
Stranger: I'm not a sweet little girl ... I have 18 years
You: Here everone has to be virgin until they are 25
You: Except for boys
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: We are not here in brazil nymphomaniac early
You: What's that?
Stranger: I take medicine and my boyfriend condoms USA
You:
Stranger: I think you think the Brazilians only think of sex
You: You say your friend uses condoms
You: So i assume you had sex
Stranger: It is normal that here ... the girls lose their virginity aged 18
Stranger: A problem with that?
You: No
You: Just not what I'm used to
You: Imagine
Stranger: I mean you never saw a girl who lost her virginity aged 18?
You: You only ever know that girls should be virgin until 25
You: And then a girl on the internets says shes no more virgin at 18
Stranger: hahaha I mind if you knew me or if I know you
You: It's just weird
Stranger: I do not care about my sexuality ... I am resolved
You: Here every boy has to find a 25 year old girl to be able to have sex
Stranger: Or prostitutes
You: They are hard to find
You: Cops shoot them when they see them
You: So they disguise themselves
You: But that way boys have trouble finding them without network
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: I don't do prostitutes
Stranger: understand ... You search the internet prostitutes?
You: An older female girlfriend did me a favor
You: No
You: Just knowing right people in this country
You: And via via they know the right people
You: and maybe they know prostitues
Stranger: Once I saw that the prostitutes were in shop windows in the netherlands
You: They are only legal in one city
You: But they aren't affordable
You: 2000 euro per time
You: Not really useful for young boys
Stranger: Very expensive
You: yes
You: Then it's better in your country
Stranger: Here the prostitutes are cheaper
Stranger: yea]s
You: Seriously?
You: But what about when cops find them?
Stranger: Some 200 or $ 300 cost
You: REALLY?
You: Here they shoot them if they run away
You: And when they stand still they just get cut off a leg or arm
You: They can choose
Stranger: Prostitution is not a crime here in brazil
You: Why do they get fined then?
You: (have to pay money)
Stranger: You can not keep a house of prostitution ... or make you girls under age prostitution isYou can not keep a house of prostitution ... or make you girls under age prostitution is
You: I understand
You: Here is one exception
You: When you pay money to the government
You: Girls may have sex with their boyfriend before 25
Stranger: And no kids under age prostitutes can find ... but the cops can not shoot anyone if they see! this is crime! is murder
You: Condition they marry
You: But it's the law? And most of times they try to avoid shooting in the head
Stranger: Really? So if I lived in Holland and had sex with my boyfriend of 18 years ... would be arrested? I get it right
You: Unless you pay money to the federal government
You: If you ever come to Holland and someone betrays you and calls the police when having sex
You: NEVER RUN
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: noob
You: yes I am sir
Stranger: youre too slow
Stranger: im fast
Stranger: too fast
You: yes way too fast
Stranger: lightning quick reflexes
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You: take that
Stranger: i love that song
Stranger: do it again
You: i dont take requests
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that sucks
You: you too
You:
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: dont ever leave me
You: will you have sex with me?>
Stranger: yes
You: how many times a day?
Stranger: infinity
You: sounds good
Stranger: just one time but it will be continuous
You: but youre not the only person i want to have sex with
Stranger: will have sex now until forever continuously
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: i dont have to be
Stranger: you can have sex with them while were having sex
You: im getting horny now stop it
Stranger: do you like penises?
You: no only pussies do you have one of those?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have an asshole though
Stranger: does that work?
You: not really sorry i thought you was a women
You: now i have to leave you
You: goodbeye
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quote:Maar ze hebben in india toch internet?
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You: moro paskoille
Stranger: nee dank je, ik ben net gestopt
You: dutch?
Stranger: nee, hoezo?
You: sry i don't understand
Stranger: where u from?
You: finlanf
You: finland*
Stranger: demi.fi?
You: hah
Stranger: Geniale site: Omegle #5
Stranger:
You: nice
Stranger: you'll be on there in a few minutes.
Stranger: so if you wanne be famous, type in your name
Stranger: I'm Danny
You: type my name where?
You: i'm milla
Stranger: in this chat. the chat will be posted in the topic
Stranger: hi milla, nice to meet you
Stranger: you're a guy right?
You: no, im a girl
You:
Stranger: really?
You: yeeh
Stranger: every guy on here claims he's a girl
You: well i am really a girl :p
Stranger: i'll just have to take your word for it then
You: how old are you ? =)
Stranger: 37
You: okay
Stranger: shocking isn't it?
Stranger: LOL
You: no, just the right age
Stranger: for what?
Stranger: a catheter?
You: catheter?=o
Stranger: a pee-tube
you know, like senior citizens have Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: so you're in your thirties too?
You: nope
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: I remember when I was 17
Stranger: vaguely
Stranger: It was in 1988
You: great
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you're making me feel really old
Stranger: thanks a lot
You: you're making me feel young, too young =p
Stranger:
Stranger: well, it's been a pleasure talking with you
Stranger: there are a lot of people from finland on here it seems
Stranger: and all of you seem very nice
You: yeah i know, dunno how we all end up here:D
Stranger:
Stranger: maybe we'll meet again
You: ok =)
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Stranger: im just fucking with you im dirt poor
You: Oh, do me hard.
Stranger: oh, hardly do me
You: Love me do
Stranger: ill always love you
Stranger: so pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase
You: Say you, say me, say it forever.
Stranger: love me do oooo
You: I dont trust people on here that know the BEatles
Stranger: i dont trust any people on here
You: Good point.
You: Yet, I trust you so.
Stranger: we should not take our trust of one another for granted
You: I would never.
You: You know what else Id never?
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: dont you roll me!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I did!
You: Cmon, roll me.
You: Please
You: Please do so.
Stranger: partially.......ill give it a 6.5 for the effort
You: Ah thats crap
You: Everything worked
Stranger: well you didntt finish
You: It all made sense
You: Goddamnit
You: I deserve at least an 8.
Stranger: ok 8 it is
You: Thanks.
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quote:Stranger: Hello
You: Hoi
Stranger: Whats up?
You: The sky
Stranger: Ahh ofc
You: Hehe smartass
Stranger:
Stranger: Then, whats to the right?
You: idk
Stranger: fair enough
You: Whats at my back?
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You: ehehe
Stranger: Dammit
Stranger: xD
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quote:ben er ook achter wat het betekent: is iets van stonede neger
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:40 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You: GO AWAY
Stranger: im just fucking with you im dirt poor
You: Oh, do me hard.
Stranger: oh, hardly do me
You: Love me do
Stranger: ill always love you
Stranger: so pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase
You: Say you, say me, say it forever.
Stranger: love me do oooo
You: I dont trust people on here that know the BEatles
Stranger: i dont trust any people on here
You: Good point.
You: Yet, I trust you so.
Stranger: we should not take our trust of one another for granted
You: I would never.
You: You know what else Id never?
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: dont you roll me!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I did!
You: Cmon, roll me.
You: Please
You: Please do so.
Stranger: partially.......ill give it a 6.5 for the effort
You: Ah thats crap
You: Everything worked
Stranger: well you didntt finish
You: It all made sense
You: Goddamnit
You: I deserve at least an 8.
Stranger: ok 8 it is
You: Thanks.
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Die brazilianen zijn idd echt gek
quote:En die link nog gepost of wat?
omg, anders krijg ik even een fotoalbum link met 60 foto;s
Die brazilianen zijn idd echt gek
quote:dom, vergeten
http://picasaweb.google.com.br/subluegirl/SUZANY1#
quote:Niet verkeerd toch?Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:50 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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dom, vergeten
http://picasaweb.google.com.br/subluegirl/SUZANY1#
Ik begin een nieuw gesprek en post de ASCII van Chris Hansen, post die andere gast gelijk de Pedobear-ASCII
quote:maar serieus wie geeft nou zo heel fokking album
1 oké, maar dit......
You: moggel
You: where u from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: u?
You: You've got a wide screen lcd screen right?
Stranger: why?
You: because of your eyes
Stranger: ?
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quote:………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:53 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Lol!
Ik begin een nieuw gesprek en post de ASCII van Chris Hansen, post die andere gast gelijk de Pedobear-ASCII
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quote:gast vanStranger: By Fok! they only know few answers:
Stranger:
Google it!
RTFM!
Slotje (lock)
quote:
deze mislukte:
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You: Never
Stranger: salam
You: Never
You: Never iam
Stranger: okey
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You: Sala
You: Salamajalamiop
You: Salami !
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quote:You: hi
Stranger: AWF? Dutch? Sex?
You: lol, eikel
Stranger: AWF?
Stranger: Fegget
You: freak
Stranger: Niels?
You: nee
Stranger: JONAAAAS
You: nee ook niet
Stranger: ARRRRRRRRIBA
Stranger: Aurel?
Stranger: Steven?
You: drie keer is scheepsrecht
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quote:Connecting to server...
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You: once upon a time
You: i said hi
Stranger: im really not sure if dean will go darkside.
You: well convert him
You: he will make a great ally!
Stranger: to you?
Stranger: or to the demons?
You: to the Force
Stranger: he has demon blood in him.
You: cause the force will be ever more powerfulll
You: I sense the Force is strong within him
Stranger: yeah but only if i can convert him
You: yeah you should make him feel his fear, and power!
You: his impatienceness, Cause the War will soon be over. and he will be the one decidint which way it shall take!
Stranger: but if he feels his fear he will surely go darkside
Stranger: i cant take any chances-
You: He shall cause Luke, Im your father
Stranger: yeah i can feel you breath right now.
You: together with my newly created demon spawn we shall rule over the galaxy!
Stranger: he can take out demons now. hes stonger than ever...
You: oh noes what do we do ?
Stranger: its crazy.
You: use the death Star!
Stranger: me haz no idea.
Stranger: ally with the angels...
You: the angels are against us
You: I provoked them with a giant cucumber ape
You: my fault
You: we do have banana Tie fighters!
Stranger: i first thought so too. but castiel was really helpfull lately
You: what did he do?
Stranger: he gave me the hint with the arkangels...
You: luke..
You: im going down
You: ive been hit
Stranger: and they came and took out that evil demon,
You: help me!
You: @#$@$%**&^%&
You: ....
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waarom krijg ik altijd de gekken quote:Mooi chickie.Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:04 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Zijn er al meer mensen die een spannend gesprek met deze chick hebben gehad?
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quote:You: knock knock
Stranger: Hi, my Jing juu and i;m from thailand
Stranger: im lookin for a boyfriend or girlfriend
You: hi
Stranger: for susutre wife or husband
Stranger: i have 3 lil girls for sale
Stranger: yours for 220
Stranger: from thailand
You: I don't want yellow kids
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: they make good wives]
Stranger: good cooks, good sex
You: they are yellow
Stranger: i train them myself
Stranger: so?
Stranger: ur white
Stranger: rhymes wioth shite
You: they won't fit in my interior
Stranger: so imright
You: srry
Stranger: my whiote
Stranger: why not
Stranger: there small enough
Stranger: ur strange u stranger
You: do they fit in a shoebox?
quote:natuurlijk. de slet.Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:04 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Zijn er al meer mensen die een spannend gesprek met deze chick hebben gehad?
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