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we do not ship to Netherlands
We do not ship to the Netherlands #2
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quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:03 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.
Ok, wie loopt hier te trollenquote:Waarschijnlijk deepart zelf
quote:trollen?
allemaal vlucht onderduiken in de kelder
quote:Ja misschien ben jij het wel
quote:Juist wel realistisch, aangezien hij anders opeens zou weten hoe het forum werkt.
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Jon
Hello there. How may I help you today?
20:32:43
guus hiddink
hello there, i am looking for some parts for my volvo v90 ( 1998) do you have the ditributer belt?
20:33:01
Jon
let me check
20:33:06
Jon
one moment
20:33:11
guus hiddink
ok
20:34:11
Jon
Do apologize but we don't have that part
20:34:20
guus hiddink
do you got something i could use instead?
20:35:40
guus hiddink
or the gear box, ive been searching the entier web for it
20:35:56
Jon
sorry no alternate part
20:36:06
Jon
let me check for the gear box
20:36:41
Jon
we don't carry that part also
20:36:48
Jon
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:37:18
guus hiddink
yeah, do you have arts for the volvo v90?
20:37:30
guus hiddink
a battery
20:38:32
Jon
sorry we don't carry batteries
20:38:38
guus hiddink
man what do you have...
20:38:49
guus hiddink
thought you where a "superstore"
20:39:02
Jon
most body parts
20:39:16
guus hiddink
ah so you do got left front and back wing?
20:39:37
Jon
let me check
20:40:22
Jon
its out of stock right now
20:40:34
guus hiddink
could you directley send it to me when u got it?
20:40:44
guus hiddink
like by DHL ( pay at door)
20:41:52
Jon
we can't do that, we only accept payment by credit/debit card, check , money order and wire transfer
20:42:10
Jon
if you like I can notify you by email if we have the part
20:42:16
guus hiddink
can i order them and pay right now and u send them when they arrive at your stock
20:42:57
Jon
Do apologize we don't do that
20:43:30
guus hiddink
you do only send to america?
20:43:47
Jon
that's correct
20:44:09
guus hiddink
that sucks, your fuckingshop sucks cock man fucking hell how hard is it for fucks sake!
Jeej
ze zijn inteligentquote:Als dit echt was zou Danny allang ingelicht zijn.Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:03 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.
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Welcome to the interactive live sales support! I am Scott.How may i help you today?
21:41:15 Fok Forum
Hi Scott
21:41:29 Scott
Hello!
21:41:37 Fok Forum
Are you aware of the difficulties caused by FOK?! Forum today?
21:41:57 Scott
Can you be more specific?
21:42:33 Fok Forum
You aren't aware of the fact that dozens of people used your live chat for fun?
21:42:37 Fok Forum
Asking for Volvo parts?
21:42:47 Scott
Really..
21:42:52 Scott
Not sure.
21:43:07 Fok Forum
You know Shavin, Sharon?
21:43:22 Scott
Yep.
21:43:32 Fok Forum
Could you tell her we're REALLY sorry?
21:43:38 Fok Forum
NOT
21:43:40 Fok Forum
hahahahahaha
Dan klikken op live chat, bovenaan.
where do you live - reactie: Gapinge
ZIP CODE - 4352AM
en dan boem afgesloten, geniale gasten
quote:Lees je even in: We do not ship to the Netherlands
quote:What?!THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "
Ik heb alleen maar aardig gedaan tegen die mensen, zelfs nog bijna een date met Cindy
Laat ze maar kome die authorities whehehe
quote:Gewoon doorgaan...Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:20 schreef flipp. het volgende:
Het was wel grappig tot de 12 jarige kutkinderen het begonnen te verpesten met de afgezaagde grapjes. Jammer het begin was vermakelijk.
maar shavi heeft in mijn fotoboek gepost
Shavi 
(ik ben Adolf)SystemSystem
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Hello
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hello, how may I help you?
22:18:08 CustomerAdolf
Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten
22:18:15 CustomerAdolf
Das ist mein reich
22:18:24 CustomerAdolf
Wir lieben Deutschland
22:18:34 CustomerAdolf
Ich mussen die Juden ausrotten!!
22:18:41 CustomerAdolf
Es ist das koninkreich
22:19:18 CustomerAdolf
I am looking for a REVELL-2515 GERMAN ARTILLERY / 1/72
22:19:30 AgentNapier
I'm sorry, but I can only write, speak and understand the English language
22:19:38 CustomerAdolf
ok I am looking for a REVELL-2515 GERMAN ARTILLERY
22:19:55 AgentNapier
and we do not have that one, you may check on that to your local mechanic or nearest part store
22:20:37 CustomerAdolf
Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten
22:20:51 CustomerAdolf
Do you posses the TU-31 part of the Tiger?
22:21:01 CustomerAdolf
I need it for my blitzkrieg
22:21:16 CustomerAdolf
or else it will not fit upon the himler
22:21:20 CustomerAdolf
ja?
22:22:23 CustomerAdolf
Daimler-Benz T-34 is the thing i need for my mission: Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten
22:22:50 CustomerAdolf
Cartman agrees with me
22:23:46 CustomerAdolf
Napier are you hot
22:23:59 CustomerAdolf
I would like you to join my gayparty together with Himler
22:24:05 AgentNapier
thank you
22:24:09 CustomerAdolf
w00t y b tracking me?
22:24:20 AgentNapier
thank you for the invitation
22:24:23 CustomerAdolf
I beez untrackable
22:24:23 AgentNapier
CAPA certified stands for Certified Automotive Parts Association. This means that the part has been tested and passed the standards set for quality and workmanship, the parts is accepted by insurance companies as acceptable replacements for the original part.
22:24:30 CustomerAdolf
O.o
22:24:30 AgentNapier
Pictures are for identification purposes only, and may not match the exact color/finish/etc. of the product.
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O.o
22:24:42 CustomerAdolf
Oh so its a battle eh?
22:24:46 CustomerAdolf
bring it on
22:24:49 CustomerAdolf
give me your worst
22:25:04 CustomerAdolf
The two T-34 influenced proposals were delivered in April 1942. The Daimler-Benz design was a 'homage' to the T-34, ditching the propensity for engineering excellence, and hence complexity, to produce a clean, simple design with plenty of potential.
22:25:19 CustomerAdolf
low production of the Panzer IV had been continuing, by the end of 1940 386 Ausf. Ds were in service and in 1941 a further 480 were produced, this was despite an order from the army for 2,200. The short 75 mm gun was the main advantage of the Panzer
22:25:22 AgentNapier
and have a great one thank you for visiting our site
22:25:32 CustomerAdolf
Ill be back!!
22:25:37 CustomerAdolf
I want to speak to you more Napier
22:25:46 CustomerAdolf
Ill be back tomorrow around 20:00
22:25:48 CustomerAdolf
will you be there?
22:25:51 CustomerAdolf
so we can hug?
22:26:00 CustomerAdolf
and you can suck my ballz
22:26:00 AgentNapier
ok
22:26:04 CustomerAdolf
like real good
22:26:07 CustomerAdolf
i know you want to
22:26:10 CustomerAdolf
i can feel it already
22:26:12 CustomerAdolf
yeah yeah
22:26:18 CustomerAdolf
Together with Himler
22:26:22 AgentNapier
bye and take some rest so you will be in your normal state
22:26:27 AgentNapier
bye
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Morgen ben ik dus terug voor meerhttp://www.hotspotshield.com/
Terwijl je het draait komt er soms een klein reclame balkje boven aan, maar die kan je wegklikken en sinds het alleen er is terwijl je het draait is het no problem
Maar Shavi heeft ook in mijn fotoboek gepost
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Welcome to Live Help! My name is Reyn.. How may i help you today?
22:35:55 CustomerTurquaz52
Hello Reyn
22:36:05 AgentReyn
hi there
22:36:12 CustomerTurquaz52
I need parts for my Volvo
22:36:23 AgentReyn
what parts please
22:36:28 CustomerTurquaz52
Its an V70 T5 with an Supra engine
22:36:45 CustomerTurquaz52
i need the bearings of the rear wheels.
22:37:21 CustomerTurquaz52
?
22:37:31 AgentReyn
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
22:38:09 CustomerTurquaz52
well, i also need a hood, a spoiler and the left rear glass..
22:38:26 AgentReyn
where are you located/
22:38:45 CustomerTurquaz52
In California
22:39:01 AgentReyn
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
22:39:40 CustomerTurquaz52
Its an V70 T5 originaly of 2003, but i replace the engine by an Supra MK4 engine.
22:40:11 AgentReyn
Replacement Hood
22:40:16 AgentReyn
$565.21
22:40:40 AgentReyn
unfortunately we don't have the spoiler at the moment
22:40:51 CustomerTurquaz52
i asked for the hood, not an complete car,
22:41:29 CustomerTurquaz52
but ok, i will come back later if i cant find a cheaper one
22:41:36 AgentReyn
its the hood part
22:41:41 AgentReyn
okay
22:41:46 AgentReyn
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.
22:41:49 CustomerTurquaz52
thaks
22:42:01 CustomerTurquaz52
And the greetings from the Fok! Forum
22:42:11 AgentReyn
welcome
Hmm.. wel aardige gasten, maar wel dom. Wie wilt er nou een Supra blok in een dikke T5? uit 2003??
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quote:Ik heb die hotspotshield gedownload.. En een IP check gedaan, werkt nog ookOp donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:47 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Oef. ik heb nu een https proxy te pakken. nu kan ik zo misschien eindelijk weer inloggen!
quote:o really?Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:38 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Niet grappig Penetratoro,
Maar Shavi heeft ook in mijn fotoboek gepost
SPOILERahum trola
Tvp voor dan!
/edit trage kutsite
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quote:Cindy!Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:12 schreef Kankerkachelsverkopert het volgende:
Kut Shavi heeft luchpauze volgens Julie
Ze is 30 en vind zichzelf lelijkwww.wowgoldvip.com , erg spraakzaam zijn ze niet
quote:Tot zover zegt ze niet erg veelChat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Alisa'
Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
geenidee: Hi ,Where is the Vanguard part ?
geenidee: dude , you there ?
Alisa: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.
geenidee: I guess I get a nice discount for the waiting ?
Alisa: Could you please tell me your order code so I can check?
geenidee: I didnt order anything YET
geenidee: Is that you on the picture ?
Alisa: ?
Alisa: What do you mean?
Alisa: I have no Picture
geenidee: There is a small picture of a good looking woman on the right side of the chatbox , I was wondering if that is you ?
Alisa: No
geenidee: Too bad , are you good looking ?
quote:WoW als in WOrld of warcraft? Nerd alert!
Komt mevrouw Ka in het café en bestelt ze een thee.
Loopt ze even later weg roept de ober:Mevrouw K U Thee!
quote:k bedanktOp donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:27 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
Mevrouw Ka
Komt mevrouw Ka in het café en bestelt ze een thee.
Loopt ze even later weg roept de ober:Mevrouw K U Thee!
quote:hihiOp donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:27 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
Mevrouw Ka
Komt mevrouw Ka in het café en bestelt ze een thee.
Loopt ze even later weg roept de ober:Mevrouw K U Thee!
quote:graag gedaan
ik snap dit hele topic niet dus ik dacht ik gooi er maar even een stomme mop tegenaan.
maar ben al weer weg
quote:J a als in World of Warcraft (kutspel ) , ik zoch naar Vanguard (tof spel) gold , wat een kneuzen daarOp donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:26 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
WoW als in WOrld of warcraft? Nerd alert!
Ik zit nog steeds in die chat , wat een traag wijf zeg
quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:32 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
[..]
graag gedaan
ik snap dit hele topic niet dus ik dacht ik gooi er maar even een stomme mop tegenaan.
maar ben al weer weg
nohhhhh Ik zoek nog ff verder
quote:o jullie houden wel van moppen
oke nog eentje dan
Aan de bar
Er lopen 3 condooms de kroeg binnen en gaan aan de bar zitten,
vraagt de bar man: '' wat willen jullie drinken? ''
zegt de eerste: doe mij maar een koud pilsje
de tweede: een glas wijn graag..
de derde: Niks, ik zit nog vol van gister..
quote:HAAAHAHAHA!!!Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:37 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
[..]
o jullie houden wel van moppen
oke nog eentje dan
Aan de bar
Er lopen 3 condooms de kroeg binnen en gaan aan de bar zitten,
vraagt de bar man: '' wat willen jullie drinken? ''
zegt de eerste: doe mij maar een koud pilsje
de tweede: een glas wijn graag..
de derde: Niks, ik zit nog vol van gister..
CONDOOM!! EINZ11ONE EN DAN ZO BIERTJE wel koud HAHAH WIJN>>>ONE<<< EN DAN ZO VOLLL VAN GISTERE ZOOO WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA EINZ VOL SPERMAAA AHAHAHAHA LOLLER!!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHA MEEER MEEER OHHHHHHH ME BUIK MAN
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quote:lulOp donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:40 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
HAAAHAHAHA!!!
AAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHA MEEER MEEER OHHHHHHH ME BUIK MAN
ONE1122TWO33ONEONEONE111111oneEINZ
quote:(A)
quote:Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
geenidee: Hi ,Where is the Vanguard part ?
geenidee: dude , you there ?
Alisa: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.
geenidee: I guess I get a nice discount for the waiting ?
Alisa: Could you please tell me your order code so I can check?
geenidee: I didnt order anything YET
geenidee: Is that you on the picture ?
Alisa: ?
Alisa: What do you mean?
Alisa: I have no Picture
geenidee: There is a small picture of a good looking woman on the right side of the chatbox , I was wondering if that is you ?
Alisa: No
geenidee: Too bad , are you good looking ?
geenidee: Dude , you still there ?
Alisa: Anything else?
geenidee: Yes
geenidee: How much Vanguard or WoW gold do I have to order to get a free Welpie ?
geenidee: Damn , do you have one finger to type with ..... ? Or do you think I got all day ?
Alisa: I am not sure what you mean
geenidee: Well I want to order some gold , but I want some free Welpies , like you or some other guy promised me
Alisa: We don't offer Welpies
geenidee: I prefer the orange ones , but the red , white or blue ones are fine as well
geenidee: WTF , no Welpies anymore ?
Alisa: No, sorry
geenidee: All out of stock ?
Alisa: We never sell items
geenidee: Well , last week u guys had some promotion thingie , when you ordered an X amount of gold , you get free Welpies
Alisa: Sorry, we have no as far as I know
geenidee: Ah thats too bad , do have some other promotion items ? Like wuppies or Smurfen ?
geenidee: Altho I prefer Welpies , but smurfen are fine as well
Alisa: No, we have no item on hand
geenidee: Okay , is Alisa your real name ?
Alisa: My English name
geenidee: What other names you have more ?
geenidee: May I ask you another question ?
Alisa: Ok
geenidee: Why does it take so long before I get an answer from you ?
Alisa: I need to talk to many customers at the same time
Alisa: Not only you on the chat right now
geenidee: You are all alone ?
Alisa: ?
geenidee: I was wondering are you talking to the other people all by yourself or are there more ppl there ?
Alisa: Many customer on the chat now, I need to answer you all one by one
geenidee: Damn , all by yourself , I would ask more money from your boss if I were you
Alisa: Ok
geenidee: Well this sucks , I want to order gold , but no Welpies , Wuppies or Smurfe, you guys suck , you know that ? You will all die and rot in hell , bye
Alisa: bye
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Sherry 06-26 23:38:54
hi
You 06-26 23:39:04
hi , how are you
Sherry 06-26 23:39:31
fine
Sherry 06-26 23:39:37
and u ?
You 06-26 23:39:56
Im fine as well , thank you
Sherry 06-26 23:40:17
what can i do for u now ?:)
You 06-26 23:40:32
Is that you on the picture on the left ?
Sherry 06-26 23:40:42
Dikkie is ur name ?
Sherry 06-26 23:41:02
sorry i m not
You 06-26 23:41:16
Its my ingame name
You 06-26 23:41:28
Oh too bad
You 06-26 23:41:37
Is your real name Sherry ?
Sherry 06-26 23:41:59
but do u a picture now ? yes i m Sherry
You 06-26 23:43:04
There is a picture on the left side of the screen so I was wondering if it was you
You 06-26 23:43:09
Where you from ?
Sherry 06-26 23:43:24
usa
Sherry 06-26 23:43:27
and u ?
You 06-26 23:44:15
Im in Madurodam
Sherry 06-26 23:44:27
cool
You 06-26 23:44:34
Ever been in Madurodam ?
Sherry 06-26 23:45:06
no
You 06-26 23:45:24
You should go there sometime
Sherry 06-26 23:45:29
but i think i will like Madurodam because u
Sherry 06-26 23:45:38
Sherry 06-26 23:45:49
hehe
You 06-26 23:45:51
Okay , do you have a myspace profile ?
Sherry 06-26 23:46:29
sorry now i m working
You 06-26 23:47:07
SO am I , but you dont have a myspece profile ?
Sherry 06-26 23:47:23
no
You 06-26 23:49:07
Doh , I thought all chicks in the USA had a myspace profile ?!
You 06-26 23:49:20
M'n fantasie wat doe je ? ;'(
Sherry 06-26 23:49:34
：）
Sherry 06-26 23:49:42
have a nice day
Sherry 06-26 23:49:45
see u
You 06-26 23:50:56
But I have a question ?!!!!!!1111EINZ1111!!!
Sherry 06-26 23:51:13
plz?
You 06-26 23:51:40
When I order gold , will I get free Welpies with it ?
Sherry 06-26 23:53:15
Sorry ,you access the wrong live help,plz click the link https://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/15514262/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=15514262&byhref=1 ,and they will help you
Sherry 06-26 23:53:24
our website have not golds to sell
You 06-26 23:54:30
What do you sell then ?
Sherry 06-26 23:55:23
wow accounts
Sherry 06-26 23:55:26
You 06-26 23:57:18
mmm Okay , so if I buy a WoW account or two , how many Welpies will I get for free then ?
Sherry 06-26 23:58:16
Welpies whats mean?
You 06-26 23:59:20
I thought you guys got a promotion , buy ingame gold or accounts and get free Welpies
Sherry 06-27 00:00:18
what mean of Welpies ? i dont know
You 06-27 00:01:13
Thats odd , last week I talked to someone else at your company and told me about it , he even send me a link , with youtube move about the Welpie promotion
You 06-27 00:01:27
Let me see if I can find the link
Sherry 06-27 00:01:41
ok
You 06-27 00:02:24
One moment , is your computer blocked from youtube or not ?
Sherry 06-27 00:03:09
i cant find the recored from u
You 06-27 00:03:30
Oh I found it ,
You 06-27 00:04:07
Maybe if you are out of Welpies , Wuppies will do too
You 06-27 00:06:16
Are you ignoring me ?
Sherry 06-27 00:06:50
no
Sherry 06-27 00:06:50
Sherry 06-27 00:07:04
just i saw u send me the link
You 06-27 00:07:29
Ah , so how many welpies do I get with 1 WoW account ?
Sherry 06-27 00:08:01
yes i have sew but i still dont understand whats welpies
Sherry 06-27 00:08:01
.....
You 06-27 00:09:11
, well if you have any Welpies anymor e, maybe you got a picture of yourself
Sherry 06-27 00:09:41
if u want buy account now from our website ?
You 06-27 00:10:44
Well , no Welpies , no account , Im affraid , but maube we can date sometime ?
Sherry 06-27 00:11:23
www.accountol .com
Sherry 06-27 00:11:43
u can choose u would like account from our website
Sherry 06-27 00:12:37
www.accountol.com
You 06-27 00:13:09
I told you , no Welpies , no WoW account
Sherry 06-27 00:13:53
do u want what account ?let me help u to choose one ?
You 06-27 00:14:52
No thanx , I only buy a WoW account if I get free Welpies with it ,and since you are out of Welpies , Im affraid Im not gonna buy a WoW account ,
You 06-27 00:14:56
Im sorry
You 06-27 00:15:10
But we still can date
Sherry 06-27 00:15:10
np
Sherry 06-27 00:15:33
but i dont know ur mean Welpies
You 06-27 00:16:13
NM , do you have MSN ?
Sherry 06-27 00:16:41
yes
Sherry 06-27 00:17:01
service@accountbar.com
You 06-27 00:17:28
No , I want your private MSN , Im not gonna buy an account unless I get some Welpies with it
Sherry 06-27 00:17:49
hehe
Sherry 06-27 00:18:03
i know but add this msn u will contact me
Sherry 06-27 00:18:17
i dont need u buy account
Sherry 06-27 00:18:34
add this msn still u can talk with me
Sherry 06-27 00:18:34
You 06-27 00:19:07
K
quote:1:56:07 System
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1:56:12 Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
1:56:46 orangensaft
Good evening!
1:57:36 Jayson
how may i help you?
1:57:36 orangensaft
Or should I say, afternoon?
1:57:47 orangensaft
Yes I'm looking for a part...
1:58:49 orangensaft
It's dark grey
1:59:03 Jayson
what part i sit?
1:59:12 Jayson
and where are you located by the way?
1:59:13 orangensaft
You're sitting on it?
1:59:18 orangensaft
Omaha
2:00:01 orangensaft
That's no problem I hope..
2:00:12 orangensaft
Unless you've got something against people from Omaha
2:00:24 Jayson
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order,probably friends or relatives here, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
2:00:33 orangensaft
I'm from OMAHA
quote:
ik moest nou echt effe lachen
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:16:56 jusdorange
Hey Josephine!
2:17:26 jusdorange
I'll send you all my love!
2:17:59 jusdorange
But all the funniness on a stick
2:18:27 jusdorange
Where are you located?
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2:22:22 Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
2:22:28 johannsebastianbach
hey hey!
2:22:38 johannsebastianbach
i'm looking for, like, this part...
2:23:35 johannsebastianbach
a chassis for my volvo C1000
2:23:43 Jayson
let me check what part is it?..
2:24:03 Jayson
and where are you located by the way?
2:24:17 johannsebastianbach
You can't miss this part, it's quite large...
2:24:21 johannsebastianbach
I'm located in Meppel
2:24:53 Jayson
what state /country is Meppel?
2:24:59 johannsebastianbach
Drenthe
2:25:28 Jayson
i am sorry, what country?
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2:40:14 Rhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
2:40:14 kattenkut
Hello??
2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands
2:41:25 Rhiz
I apologize but we currently do not ship our products out of the 48 continental states of USA. Do you have any relatives/friends in US?
2:42:23 kattenkut
Yes
2:42:37 kattenkut
In Hawaii
2:43:10 Rhiz
what is the part that you want to order?
2:43:37 kattenkut
It's a caravan
2:44:13 Rhiz
specific name of the part please?
2:44:18 kattenkut
it can be described as a white box on two wheels and a yellow licenseplate
2:44:26 Rhiz
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
2:44:31 Rhiz
thank you
2:44:35 Rhiz
for visiting us
2:44:35 kattenkut
wait..
2:44:39 kattenkut
another question
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2:15:01 Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
2:15:16 Danny
hello Jayson
2:15:23 Danny
how are you?
2:15:33 Jayson
i am goo,
2:15:36 Jayson
good
2:15:45 Jayson
where are you located by the way?
2:15:59 Danny
why do you ask?
2:16:26 Jayson
coz we ship only with 48 states of US..
2:16:31 Jayson
are you looking to purchase from us?
2:16:35 Danny
yes i am
2:16:41 Danny
and i am in one of those states, afaik
2:17:24 Danny
can you prove to me you're not a bot, by typing your name backwards?
2:18:07 Jayson
excuse me..
2:18:11 Danny
it's because i hate chatting with bots
2:18:14 Jayson
let's proceed with the business,
2:18:17 Danny
they always give me the wrong answers
2:18:27 Jayson
what part are you looking for?
2:18:39 Danny
i need a pvc oil trap, for my 760
2:20:15 Danny
do you sell those?
2:20:32 Jayson
I apologize we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or part store. Is there anything else that i can help you with?
2:20:58 Danny
hmmmm
2:21:15 Danny
i need some more stuff, but i'm wondering... do i get a free Welpie with each order?
2:22:02 Jayson
what do you mean free Welpie, you mean shipping?
2:23:06 Danny
free shipping would be nice, thanks for the offer
2:23:11 Danny
but i'm asking about a Welpie
2:23:52 Jayson
I am sorry but i don't understand, what is Welpie?
2:24:36 Danny
it's orange
2:24:37 Danny
and fun
2:24:41 Danny
well never mind
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quote:But all the funniness on a stick
quote:2:50:25 System
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2:50:30 Yzza
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:50:46 Bernard
hello Yzza - nice name you have, how are you?
2:51:06 Yzza
im fine
2:51:33 Bernard
i'm looking for a pvc oil trap
2:51:46 Yzza
May I know the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle please?
2:52:23 Bernard
1987, a 760 turbo
2:53:21 Yzza
we have it for $37.95
2:53:26 Yzza
would you like to order it?
2:54:03 Bernard
yes, i would
2:54:13 Bernard
it needs to be shipped to Amsterdam
2:54:26 Yzza
we do not ship outside 48 state
2:54:37 Bernard
since when is missouri outside those states?
2:54:51 Yzza
oh sorry for that...wrong window
2:55:01 Yzza
Please be informed that We are in a 256 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session which represents the highest level of security available on the Internet wherein your information are well protected
2:55:01 Yzza
Shall we proceed with the secured billing?
2:55:05 Bernard
can happen
2:55:11 Yzza
or do you need other items to add to this order?
2:55:28 Bernard
i'd like to add a number 47, a 56 and a 62 with a 97 on top
2:55:52 Bernard
and do i get a free Welpie with that?
2:56:06 Yzza
what other items or part number bernard?
2:56:23 Bernard
as i said, a 47, 56, 62 and 97 on top
2:56:56 Yzza
I apologize bernard,,can you please be specific with that numbers?
2:57:23 Bernard
i'd like a beef burger, a large coke, and french fries with mayonaise on top
2:57:53 Bernard
and don't forget the free Welpie
2:58:21 Yzza
I apologize but this is not a food chain bernard..
2:58:28 Bernard
what, it's not...
2:58:38 Bernard
oh my, sorry about that
2:58:44 Bernard
but you do ship Welpies to Amsterdam?
2:59:01 Yzza
yes MO
2:59:06 Yzza
so would you like to order pvc oil trap?
2:59:16 Yzza
we do not have Welpies
2:59:54 Bernard
what? no Welpies?
3:00:01 Bernard
but my son loves the Welpies
3:00:07 Yzza
no
3:00:42 Bernard
you should see the look on his face, he's crying
3:01:01 Bernard
forget the order, i'm going to comfort him
3:01:12 Yzza
okay
3:02:52 Yzza
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
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quote:Bwhehehe pwned!2:54:51 Yzza
oh sorry for that...wrong window
quote:3:14:32 System
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3:14:36 Rhiz
It is mentioned either in the driver's side door jam or on a sticker in the engine compartment you should find that information... it will simply say "california"
3:14:37 Rhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
3:14:52 fransoos
Hey Rhiz...
3:15:07 fransoos
Wrong window eh?
3:15:08 Rhiz
hi
3:15:37 Rhiz
how may I help you?
3:16:02 fransoos
You may help me?
3:16:32 Rhiz
looking to order a part from us?
3:16:53 fransoos
Ahhh that's what you mean..I get a little confused sometimes
3:17:17 fransoos
Yes, Rhiz, you may help me, haha
3:17:17 Rhiz
where are you located?
3:17:26 fransoos
I'm located in Paris
3:17:47 Rhiz
I know you are located in Netherlands
3:17:48 Rhiz
thank you
3:17:53 fransoos
Paris, Texas
3:17:55 fransoos
NOOOO
3:17:56 Rhiz
we are monitoring your I.P address.
3:18:10 fransoos
shame
3:18:22 Rhiz
are you looking to order from us?
3:18:35 fransoos
you asked me that before
3:18:52 Rhiz
what is your concern please?
3:19:19 fransoos
concern?
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quote:Ach, gewoon zeggen, dat je op zakenreis bent in Nederland
Schaamteloos, ik weet het..
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!Ik heb zowat een prive gesprek
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11:23:47 Eby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:23:54 tvp
Hello Eby
11:24:03 tvp
I'm looking for an engine
11:24:17 tvp
And I want it shipped
11:24:54 tvp
Hello, Eby?
11:25:12 Eby
We do not sell engine.
11:25:31 tvp
That's a pity
11:25:52 Eby
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
11:26:17 tvp
Yes, a chassis
11:26:35 tvp
You sell those?
11:27:07 Eby
No, we do not sell Chassis.
11:27:29 tvp
Ok. I need an oil trap.
11:28:17 Eby
We do not stock oil trap.
11:28:58 tvp
Ok...
11:29:02 tvp
How about tail lights?
11:29:27 Eby
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
11:29:54 tvp
'85 Volvo 740 Turbo Diesel
11:30:13 Eby
Can I have your VIN # ?
11:30:23 tvp
Do you ship to The Netherlands?
11:30:42 Eby
No, we do not ship our parts to Netherlands.
11:30:43 tvp
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
11:31:28 Eby
Great Philosopher
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11:11:16 CustomerHarrydeRukker
hello
11:11:16 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
11:11:24 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i am looking for parts of my volvo
11:11:26 AgentJeff
hello there
11:11:41 AgentJeff
how may I help you today?
11:11:46 AgentJeff
ok
11:11:50 AgentJeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
11:12:05 CustomerHarrydeRukker
volvo golf, 1999
11:12:28 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i want some side skirts
11:12:45 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i already have this spoiler and this awesome bumper
11:12:54 CustomerHarrydeRukker
but I need side skirts to finish it of
11:13:16 AgentJeff
ok sir let me check that for you
11:14:12 AgentJeff
thats a V70 model, correct?
11:14:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it's a volvo golf
11:14:37 AgentJeff
ok sir
11:14:52 AgentJeff
may I have the vin number?
11:14:57 AgentJeff
please
11:14:59 CustomerHarrydeRukker
what is a vin number?
11:15:27 AgentJeff
its the ID number of the car
11:15:33 CustomerHarrydeRukker
where can i find it
11:15:52 AgentJeff
its located at the glove compartment or at the driver side door
11:16:03 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i'll have a look outside, brb
11:16:17 AgentJeff
no problem sir
11:16:22 AgentJeff
and thank you
11:19:12 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i think i have it, could it be 3VWJA81H7XM222172
11:19:42 AgentJeff
ow thats a Volkswagen sir
11:19:50 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it is not
11:19:57 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it is a volvo
11:20:18 CustomerHarrydeRukker
do you want me to take a picture
11:20:52 AgentJeff
1999 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF WOLFSBURG EDITION
11:21:05 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it's a volvo
11:21:11 CustomerHarrydeRukker
here, i'll take a picture
11:21:32 AgentJeff
that came out of the result, please can you send me a picture
11:21:41 AgentJeff
please do
11:21:46 CustomerHarrydeRukker
ok, hold on a sec, i'll take a pic
11:21:57 AgentJeff
thank you
11:25:07 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i took a picture, how can i send it?
11:25:22 AgentJeff
please send at
11:25:42 AgentJeff
jeffreyfrancisco74@yahoo.com
11:25:49 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i don't have email
11:26:07 AgentJeff
I will be waiting for that
11:26:08 AgentJeff
ok
11:26:15 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i could use the one from my parents
11:26:42 AgentJeff
ok please do
STUURT PLAATJE
11:29:10 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i sent
11:29:18 AgentJeff
got it
11:29:33 AgentJeff
thank you please hold while I check
11:29:39 CustomerHarrydeRukker
ok
11:30:53 AgentJeff
yes this is a volkswagen that replace the grille with a volvo
11:31:08 AgentJeff
definitely a VW golf
11:31:09 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no i bought it like this from a good frined of mine
11:31:15 CustomerHarrydeRukker
he said it was a volvo golf
11:31:23 CustomerHarrydeRukker
with a 6cilinder
11:32:53 AgentJeff
ok let me show you the real picture
11:33:48 AgentJeff
this is a golf hatch back
11:33:59 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no its not
11:33:59 AgentJeff
http://www.internetautogu(...)agen/golf/index.html
11:34:24 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it just looks like it i think
11:34:33 AgentJeff
please select the blue one that looks like you car
11:35:09 AgentJeff
Volvo doesn't manufactured this kind of car
11:35:19 AgentJeff
how old are you?
11:35:23 CustomerHarrydeRukker
223.
11:35:25 CustomerHarrydeRukker
22
11:35:36 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why
11:35:59 AgentJeff
sorry to hear that, but your good friend ripped you off
11:36:04 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no
11:36:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
he is now on holiday to canada for a few weeks
11:36:54 AgentJeff
ok what I need you to do is check with your local volvo and see who is right
11:36:59 AgentJeff
have you done that?
11:37:13 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no
11:37:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
its 50 miles away
11:37:24 AgentJeff
please do
11:37:44 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it is a volvo
11:39:19 AgentJeff
ok sir please check with your local Volvo dealer
11:39:39 AgentJeff
Is there anything else I can help you with, perhaps on other part?
11:40:10 CustomerHarrydeRukker
you don't have side skirts for my volvo golf
11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen
11:41:18 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
11:41:25 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why are you being rude to me
11:41:38 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why are you not selling volvo golf parts?
11:41:45 AgentJeff
next time, use your own email address
11:41:50 AgentJeff
not your parents
11:41:56 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i don't have one
11:42:20 AgentJeff
yeah right
11:42:45 AgentJeff
sleep tight sir
11:42:52 CustomerHarrydeRukker
im just awake
11:43:00 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it's 12am here
11:43:10 AgentJeff
maybe you just need to sleep more
11:43:25 AgentJeff
thank you, and nice gag
11:43:35 AgentJeff
bye
behalve het begin .quote:Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Sanford'
Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014398888X
Sanford: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?
balhaar: Hi Sanford , the question i have may be very difficult for robots. So i need to be sure you are a human being
balhaar: Would you please repeat this sentence : Zuig me lul
Sanford: yes i can zuig me lul
balhaar: When i start PKR i get the error message : (1337l33tPwn~937^)(-0 FAILURE) what does that mean
Sanford: One moment please...
balhaar: By the way , i would like 3 pizzas and one bamischijf !
Sanford: may i know when this error comes up
balhaar: When i start PKR and tries connecting
Sanford: and please e-mail us the screenshot of that to tech@pkr.com
balhaar: When i take a screenshot , PKR suddenly shuts down !
balhaar: What now please help me
balhaar: Hello ?
Sanford: yes
balhaar: I would like to talk to shane you are not helping me !
Sanford: will you please provide me your registered e mail address and username.
balhaar: No thats private !
balhaar: Do you wanna make me cry
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quote:Dat plaatje van die "volvo" , jezus mn hele keyboard onder de frisdrank, echt geniaal !!
quote:Dat volkswagen logootje steekt er ook nog gewoon een stukje onder uit heOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 12:00 schreef 7nightwing7 het volgende:
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Dat plaatje van die "volvo" , jezus mn hele keyboard onder de frisdrank, echt geniaal !!
. Vet slecht gesoept, en die kerel gelooft het ook nog :pquote:Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Karen'
Karen: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
analintruder: hey karen
analintruder: i want to buy gold
Karen: Thanks ^_^
Karen: So ?
analintruder: how does it work?
Karen: What can i help you with ^_^
Karen: trade face to face in game ^_^
analintruder: i want 10 kilos of gold
analintruder: i have money enough
Karen: Cool ^_^
analintruder: so how does it work?
Karen: What do you mean
analintruder: how can i buy the gold
Karen: Trade mothed ?
Karen: you can just place an order in our website
analintruder: i want to buy 10 kilos where do i have to go and pay
Karen: Then we will call you to confirm your order
Karen: kilos ?
analintruder: yes please
Karen: Ok
Karen: After confirmation we will arrange delivery for you
analintruder: where wil you send it?
Karen: Sorry we cant tell you before you order
analintruder: it is a surprise?
Karen: Sorry
analintruder: this iste doesnt seem evry legit to me
Karen: It can protect our customers' security
analintruder: how?
analintruder: cant you just send me a paypal link which i can pay and then i get 10kilos gold
Karen: You can just place as step
Karen: paypal link will be shown after you place iy
Karen: it*
analintruder: ok how
Karen: Youcan have a try
analintruder: ok
Karen: k
Karen: Thanks
Karen: Is there anything else I can do for you?
analintruder: how can i see wat server i am?
Karen: You have to ask people around you in game
Karen: We cant check it
analintruder: ok
analintruder: i am asking nowp
analintruder: is it possible to be siegheilthirdreich ?
Karen: siegheilthirdreich ?
Karen: What does that mean ?
analintruder: they say thats the server
analintruder: is that possible
Karen: I dont think so
analintruder: can i send you a screenshot?
Karen: Yes
analintruder: ow?
Karen: serviceonlc@gmail.com
Karen: you can send it to serviceonlc@gmail.com
analintruder: i sent
Karen: ?
analintruder: i sent screenshot
STUURT GOATSE
Karen: I didnt get it
Karen: Is there anything else I can do for you?
analintruder: i just sent it to you?
analintruder: i'll send again
Karen: why did you send it to me
NOGMAALS GOATSE VERSTUURD
analintruder: Het bericht is verzonden.
analintruder: you like?
Karen: analintruder: is it possible to be siegheilthirdreich ?
Karen: Do you want to order from us ?
analintruder: yes plz
analintruder: it doesnt work
analintruder: and you are not being quite helpful
analintruder: i think your just a bot isnt it
analintruder: aids cock fuck
Karen: You said siegheilthirdreich server
Karen: You have to ask people in game
Karen: We canty find it if you are on that server
Karen: cant*
Karen: ?
analintruder: please check screenshot in my email
analintruder: could you check screenshot
analintruder: please check screenshots in email
analintruder: email screenshots check
Karen: Checking
analintruder: good
Karen: k
analintruder: you see it
analintruder: it don't work
Karen: No
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quote:die mensen moeten echt serieus aan t werk!mufkip: hi nesta
Nesta: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
mufkip: i was wondering
mufkip: do you grind my gold yourself?
Nesta: We will arrange your order soon if you place the order in our site. ^_^
mufkip: yeah but who is getting the gold for me?
mufkip: you got chinese in your compagny?
Nesta: We will trade with you face to face in game
mufkip: do you do it?
Nesta: Not me
mufkip: who then?
mufkip: you don't play?
Nesta: One of our guy
mufkip: hmm so no female?
mufkip: you are female right?
Nesta: No, I
Nesta: I'm male
mufkip: so that avatar is not you?
Nesta: You mean Nesta ?
mufkip: no
mufkip: that picture on the right of that beautiful lady
mufkip: next to our chatscreen
Nesta: So what do you mean
mufkip: bah!
mufkip: are you working there alone?
mufkip: I want to speak to a female wow player, they're much quicker to respond
Nesta: You don't play the wowo
Nesta: wow
mufkip: yes i do
mufkip: got 3 70's
mufkip: but never met a female who plays wow
Nesta:
mufkip: and i want to meet one
mufkip: are there women over there?
Nesta: They are out for dinner now, will be back in 2 hours
mufkip: woah
mufkip: that's long
mufkip: what's her name?
Nesta: I'm not sure
mufkip: you dont know her name?
mufkip: how long do you work there?
mufkip: you have to know your collegues!
Nesta: I don't know who will be on duty 2 hours later
Nesta: Cause we are not work at the same time
mufkip: so you dont know if there will be a female there in 2 hors?
mufkip: sorry, hours
Nesta: There will be female in thn
Nesta: then
mufkip: can you check who?
mufkip: so i know whom to ask
Nesta: Cause most of us is female
mufkip: then why are you male?!
Nesta: I'm different
mufkip: but your alone then?
mufkip: are they back from eating already?
Nesta: A little bit
mufkip: oh i know
mufkip: you got that lady under your desk and you dont want to tell me her name!
Nesta: I will off in 1 hour, don't know which one will be on duty in 2 hours
mufkip: isn't there a list? can you ask someone else who knows? your boss should know right?!
mufkip: I WANT TO MEET SOME FEMALE WOW PLAYERS!
mufkip: sorry
Nesta: Sorry
Nesta: I told you that all of our operator not play the wow
mufkip: then who grind the gold? you got chinese in your basements?
Nesta: We have our supplier
mufkip: you hacked wow didnt you?
mufkip: you can tell me, i wont tell blizzard
Nesta: No
mufkip: you know karen?
Nesta: Yea, one of us
mufkip: yeah, a friend of mine talked with her the other day. is she as hot as he says?
Nesta: I suppose so
mufkip: you havent seen her?
mufkip: will she be there in 1 hour?
Nesta: Not at the moment
Nesta: Sorry, but I'm so busy at the moment
mufkip: it's okay
mufkip: are there that many people who wants gold or is karen under your desk?
Nesta: Many people now
Nesta: I will end this chat
mufkip: tell them to grind them theirselves
mufkip: nooo
mufkip: tell me! is there someone under your desk!
Nesta: Sorry, no
mufkip: and you said there were a lot of women there
mufkip: none of them wants to go under your desk?
Nesta: I will end this chat if you haven't any other question related
Nesta: Wish you have a nice day
Nesta: Bye for now
mufkip: is karen there?
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mufkip: is karen there?
Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
mufkip: you a bot?
mufkip: is karin there?
Alisa: I am sorry that she is not here at the moment
Alisa: No, sorry
mufkip: WTF
mufkip: nesta said she would be here around this time
mufkip: how was your dinner?
Alisa: Nice
mufkip: great
Alisa: But she works at our daytime recently
Alisa: nesta must forget that
mufkip: hmm
mufkip: he said that there wasnt a list of when who worked
mufkip: is that you on the picture
Alisa: Where?
Alisa: I cannot see it
mufkip: next to our conversation
mufkip: that picture of that pretty lady
Alisa: No, it is not me
mufkip: damn
mufkip: do you have a picture of yourself?
mufkip: you play wow?
Alisa: No, I am sorry
mufkip: why not?
mufkip: are you fat or something?
Alisa: No, I don't play any game
mufkip: then why are you selling your wow gold
Alisa: It is our business
mufkip: yeah
mufkip: but how do you get the money?
mufkip: (sorry had to do something)
mufkip: you have chinese in your basement who grind your gold?!
Alisa: I am not sure
Alisa: Yes
mufkip:
mufkip: i knew it
mufkip: you're quite nice
Alisa: Thanks
mufkip: nesta was lying to me
mufkip: he was saying there were no chinese
Alisa: Sorry for that
mufkip: and that karen was under his desk
mufkip: and that the most of you are female
Alisa: Yes
mufkip: so karen was under his desk
Alisa: What do you mean?
mufkip: i said he was lying and stuff and that he told me that karen wasnt under his desk
mufkip: but you just told me she was
mufkip: are you a woman?
Alisa: I am a girl
mufkip: will you help me with an experiment?
Alisa: What?
mufkip: show me your tits
Alisa: No
mufkip: stupid fortunecookie: your bravery will be rewarded!
mufkip: you busy or something?
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.quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 15:53 schreef taurnill het volgende:
mufkip: hi alisa
mufkip: is karen there?
Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
mufkip: you a bot?
mufkip: is karin there?
Alisa: I am sorry that she is not here at the moment
Alisa: No, sorry
mufkip: WTF
mufkip: nesta said she would be here around this time
mufkip: how was your dinner?
Alisa: Nice
mufkip: great
Alisa: But she works at our daytime recently
Alisa: nesta must forget that
mufkip: hmm
mufkip: he said that there wasnt a list of when who worked
mufkip: is that you on the picture
Alisa: Where?
Alisa: I cannot see it
mufkip: next to our conversation
mufkip: that picture of that pretty lady
Alisa: No, it is not me
mufkip: damn
mufkip: do you have a picture of yourself?
mufkip: you play wow?
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quote:Ik heb hem ge rick rolledChat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014417487X
Simon: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?
P.Nis: Hi
P.Nis: i got a problem when i try to start PKR. It always says ; 1337(~0FAILURE**NoConnect)
Simon: ok sorry to hear that
Simon: has this just happened now?
Simon: or has it always been like this?
P.Nis: No yesterday evening , but today i wanted to play and remebered this so i thought i will look for some help.
P.Nis: No i play PKR like a week and it just popped up yesterday.
Simon: ok thats fine
Simon: One moment please...
Simon: i will forward this to our technical team who can take a look at it as soon as they acn
P.Nis: Thank you very much , i took a screenshot by the way. Just to be sure
P.Nis: Oke , would you like to see the screenshot
Simon: in the mean time have you checked your interenet is ok
P.Nis: Yes the internet connection is fine , i already checked it. I thought it was maybe my fault.
P.Nis: Screenshot of the problem -> http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Simon: ok then
Simon: why is this a webiste?
Simon: website?
P.Nis: What website
Simon: Screenshot of the problem -> http://www.smouch.net/lol/
P.Nis: Is there a problem viewing the screenshot
P.Nis: I hosted the picture at my site
Simon: why are you sending me viruses
P.Nis: Im not
P.Nis: What did you see then :S ?
Simon: that was not a screenshot
P.Nis: What was it then
Simon: a music video
Simon: with pop ups
P.Nis: You've got rick rolled
Simon: yes
Simon: exactly
Simon: no screenshot
P.Nis: Isn't it funny
Simon: are you sure you are experiencing errors
P.Nis: Do you like rick roll
Simon: no
P.Nis:
Simon: Is there anything else I can help you with?
P.Nis: shgpjhbw
Simon: ok then
Simon: bye or now
P.Nis: jdifqpf9999
P.Nis: Sorry my cat was walking on the keyboard
P.Nis: ejy3uh6
P.Nis: Sorry
Simon: Is there anything else I can help you with?
P.Nis: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
P.Nis: OMG now my cat is sitting on the keyboard
Simon: ok then
Simon: bye nw
P.Nis: You liuke my name ?
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18:07:15 System
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18:07:20 Shavi
Welcome to Live Help! This is Sharon. How can I assist you today?
18:07:31 jops
euhm i need some parts
18:07:55 Shavi
what is the exact name of the item you are looking to purchase then?
18:08:17 jops
i dont know its underneath the light can you help me out?
18:08:30 Shavi
I see...
18:08:30 Shavi
However, to save you from any hassle, I would suggest that you consult first your mechanic to have them check the part, so you would be able to know what item/part to order from us, because we do not have the personal access to your car.. it would be unfair on your part if I just say this is the item that you need without even seeing your car. Is there anything else I can help you with?
18:09:05 jops
yeah my girlfried just divorced me
18:09:55 Shavi
oh, in that regard, you can consult your lawyer, there in Netherlands
18:10:11 jops
i am from gb
18:10:30 Shavi
ok.
18:10:49 jops
can you tell me what volvo needs less parts?
18:11:10 Shavi
I apologize, but I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest that you check with your local dealer or local mechanic.
18:11:33 jops
what part is sold less?
18:12:12 jops
440 part or the 430?
18:14:25 Shavi
what is your car's exact year and model?
18:14:50 jops
are you still my personal assistant or what? What do you sell more 440 parts or 430?
18:14:59 jops
bye
18:15:05 Shavi
what is your car's exact year and model?
18:15:10 Shavi
what is your car's exact year and model?
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18:53:10 Sean
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
18:53:22 Allah
Yallah! Do you ship to Arabia?
18:53:38 Sean
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
18:53:54 Allah
Well, i am very rich because i sell a lot of oil so
18:54:02 Allah
maybe i will buy a house in the u.s.
18:54:33 Sean
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
18:54:44 Allah
well
18:54:50 Sean
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
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18:53:00 Cindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
18:53:00 Mark
hi cindy
18:53:20 Cindy
Hi Sir ...how may I assist you?
19:03:21 Mark
well what the hell
19:03:33 Mark
id asked for an oil trap like 7 minutes ago
19:04:11 Cindy
I apologize we dont carry the part . I suggest you contact your local dealer. Is there anything else?
19:04:32 Mark
yeah well im looking for parts for my volvo
19:05:06 Cindy
what is the Year , Make and Model ?
19:05:16 Mark
volvo golf, 1999
19:05:39 Mark
i want an oil trap
we dont carry parts for Volvo Golf
19:06:28 Mark
it says on your website you do
19:07:01 Cindy
then whats the part number?
19:07:22 Mark
shouldnt you have to look for that?
19:07:41 Mark
it says on your site that you carry all parts for volvo's
19:07:51 Cindy
We dont carry the part
19:08:00 Mark
dont fucking piss me off
19:08:11 Mark
it says you do
19:08:11 Cindy
i suggest you contact Volvo dealer
19:08:25 Mark
im contacting you, a volvo dealer
19:08:34 Mark
damn why are all americans such dickheads
19:08:41 Cindy
we dont carry parts for VOLVO GOLF
19:08:45 Mark
you DO
19:08:52 Mark
it says that on your site!
19:08:56 Cindy
WE HAVE FOR VW
19:08:58 Mark
go and have a look!
19:09:02 Mark
ah VW
19:09:08 Mark
thats what i menth
19:09:41 Cindy
are you a member of the FOK FORUM?
19:09:51 Cindy
Obviously you are
19:09:57 Mark
hahaha yes i am ^^
19:10:26 Cindy
Okay there you go....so what do you want from us ..dont you realize this is business we are doing here
19:10:38 Mark
yeah well you could have a chat with me
19:10:45 Mark
relax from your work
19:11:01 Cindy
I have hundreds of customers on queue
19:11:09 Mark
by the way its spelled FOK! Forum
19:12:06 Cindy
If theres no business to talk about then I have to assist other customers.
19:13:01 System
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?Hoe zijn ze er eigenlijk achter gekomen
quote:3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not
quote:Ja
Ze hebben zelfs 2 acc's aangemaakt!quote:11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen
mister volvo.. en volvowagen AHAHA!!
.http://www.taxbrain.com/support.asp
Tax brain - engels , beneden bij general service kijken dus niet op Get started klikken
Deze reageert trouwens aardig snel
http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/
Deze kennen jullie wel
http://lc2.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=90038<ID=LT-8281846-20060828-
Wehkamp - Nederlands
www.wowgoldvip.com
Engels - links onder het menu staat de knop
www.justeat.nl
Rechts in het midden - Start chat - Nederlands
http://www.drivewire.com/shopbypart/###
Engels - rechtsboven staat de knop
http://www.pkr.com/pkr-support/pkr-customer-services.cfm
PKR Engels - Klik op live web chat
https://lc2.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=100001
ABN AMRO an 8:00 tot 22:00 uur en op zaterdagen van 09:00 tot 17:30
http://www.anwb.nl/click-out/cus26.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=100028<ID=LT-4477002-20080514-170552&wvID=LCWV-9148018-20080514-170552&_moz-userdefined=
De anwb tussen 08.30 en 16.30 uur - nederlands
Er staan er nog veel meer op www. chatkantoor.nl
Als jullie je nu nog niet vermaken
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quote:NetjesOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 19:56 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Ik heb een paar nieuwe gevonden
http://www.taxbrain.com/support.asp
Tax brain - engels
https://lc2.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=100001
ABN AMRO an 8:00 tot 22:00 uur en op zaterdagen van 09:00 tot 17:30
http://www.anwb.nl/click-out/cus26.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=100028<ID=LT-4477002-20080514-170552&wvID=LCWV-9148018-20080514-170552&_moz-userdefined=
De anwb tussen 08.30 en 16.30 uur - nederlands
Er staan er nog veel meer op www. chatkantoor.nl
quote:Ze vinden het niet leuk meer11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen
quote:Toen stuurde ze me opeens door naar Sonny!SystemSystem
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07:51:41 PM Customersven
Hello!
07:51:42 PM AgentShavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
07:51:55 PM Customersven
i have a problem
07:52:03 PM AgentShavi
hi!
07:52:10 PM Customersven
well
07:52:13 PM AgentShavi
ok..
07:52:17 PM Customersven
i bought a part from your shop
07:52:44 PM Customersven
this is a screenshot of the problem edit
07:52:49 PM AgentShavi
ok..
07:53:03 PM AgentShavi
ok..
07:53:18 PM AgentShavi
may I have your order # please?
07:53:31 PM Customersven
sorry i don't have it with me at this moment
07:53:40 PM Customersven
it is located somewhere in this picture
07:53:42 PM Customersven
edit
07:54:18 PM Customersven
do you recognize it/
07:54:19 PM Customersven
?
07:54:38 PM AgentShavi
what about that?
07:54:45 PM Customersven
did you open the picture?
07:54:52 PM Customersven
it's 'inside' there
07:55:02 PM SystemSystem
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
quote:07:55:02 PM SystemSystem
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07:55:09 PM AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
07:55:10 PM Customersven
Hello sonny
07:55:19 PM AgentSonny
what can I do for you?
07:55:21 PM Customersven
i have a problem with a part
07:55:29 PM Customersven
edit < picture of the part in question
07:55:33 PM AgentSonny
what is your problem?
07:55:42 PM AgentSonny
ok thank you for that?
07:55:48 PM AgentSonny
are you happy now?
07:55:57 PM Customersven
very!
07:56:15 PM Customersven
are you mad at me?
07:56:26 PM Customersven
sorry, i didn't mean it
07:56:27 PM AgentSonny
off course not
07:56:40 PM Customersven
well, that's goatseman
07:56:44 PM AgentSonny
its ok i know
07:56:57 PM AgentSonny
ok,,,thanks any ways
07:57:06 PM Customersven
he loves to exercise!
07:57:14 PM Customersven
the pleasure is mine
07:57:16 PM Customersven
thank you!
07:57:22 PM AgentSonny
ok...I know
07:57:27 PM AgentSonny
your welcome
07:57:33 PM AgentSonny
bye now
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quote:Heeft hij nou gekeken of niet?SystemSystem
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19:03:26 AgentDennis
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
19:04:01 Customerpiemel
hi, can you tell me which volvo this is?
19:04:03 Customerpiemel
edit
19:04:34 Customerpiemel
hello?
19:04:46 SystemSystem
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19:06:01 AgentSmith
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
19:06:06 Customernoepie
hi there
19:06:22 Customernoepie
I have a question about a Volvo part
19:06:42 Customernoepie
Hello?
19:07:11 Customernoepie
???
19:07:11 AgentSmith
what is your question about ?
19:07:18 AgentSmith
???
19:07:28 Customernoepie
??? you okay there ???
19:07:38 Customernoepie
I would like to order this part, but I only have a picture of it
19:07:57 Customernoepie
???
19:08:11 AgentSmith
May I know where did you order the picture ?
19:08:32 Customernoepie
where did i order the picture ???
19:08:41 AgentSmith
yes ??
19:08:58 Customernoepie
I have a picture of the part I want to order but I don't know what it's called
19:09:21 AgentSmith
Know the name and get back
19:09:38 Customernoepie
cant u look at the picture?
19:09:44 AgentSmith
We do not stock unnamed parts
19:09:53 Customernoepie
you guys are awfully rude for live helpers
19:10:19 Customernoepie
do you ship to Holland?
19:10:36 AgentSmith
NO
19:10:41 SystemSystem
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quote:Hij vond het niet leuk dat ik haast had.CustomerAHole
???
19:14:00 CustomerAHole
???
19:14:06 AgentRoy
Can you wait?
19:14:22 CustomerAHole
No.
19:14:25 CustomerAHole
???
19:14:25 AgentRoy
Nope??
19:14:26 AgentRoy
Fine...
19:14:30 AgentRoy
Bye..
19:14:30 CustomerAHole
NO???
19:14:33 CustomerAHole
YES
19:14:34 CustomerAHole
OK
19:14:36 CustomerAHole
FINE
19:14:43 CustomerAHole
can you just answer me?
19:14:56 AgentRoy
AHole. Sorry cannot..
19:15:01 CustomerAHole
Okay
19:15:06 CustomerAHole
why not?
19:15:12 CustomerAHole
do you accept them or not
19:15:16 AgentRoy
Cannot Ahole..
19:15:22 CustomerAHole
Why not?
19:15:31 AgentRoy
Cause I cannot.
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quote:SystemSystem
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20:07:49 AgentDennis
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:07:52 Customerarnold
guten tag dennis
20:08:01 Customerarnold
i have a question
20:08:11 Customerarnold
does your ship to the Germany?
20:08:30 AgentDennis
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
20:08:49 Customerarnold
realy no Deutschland shipping?
20:09:05 AgentDennis
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
20:09:09 Customerarnold
schade
20:09:11 SystemSystem
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quote:Wel lief van hem morgen misschien wel tieten.michael:
Welcome to www.thepurplesphere.com .I am glad to serve you. what can i do for you?
knockers:
hello
knockers:
do you sell great norks?
michael:
which game?
knockers:
AoC
michael:
ok, it is stock
knockers:
how big are the norks?
michael:
you can check it on our website
knockers:
where?
michael:
if it is none, we have no stock
knockers:
But I hear this game have great norks and you sell yes?
michael:[/b]
www.thepurplesphere.com
knockers:
Where's the tits I don't see them?
michael:
if it is none, means it is no stock
knockers:
You have no tits?
michael:
i haven't
knockers:
anyone else there with big tits?
knockers:
michael? anyone with nice big tits there?
michael:
none
knockers:
well too bad then
michael:
sorry
michael:
maybe you can check back tomorrow
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!SystemSystem
quote:-O_Cindy has joined this session!
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20:10:10 AgentCindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:10:15 Customerder arnold
guten tag cindy
20:10:44 Customerder arnold
your collegue dennis was very insulting to me
20:11:02 AgentCindy
Im sorry about that
20:11:12 Customerder arnold
ich habe nur questioned if he knew that you would ship to deutschland
20:11:26 Customerder arnold
aber there is no way to ship to der Deutschland
20:11:41 Customerder arnold
?
20:11:52 Customerder arnold
ich meine really no way?
20:12:23 Customerder arnold
hallo?
20:12:34 Customerder arnold
cindy?
20:12:41 Customerder arnold
SCHADE!!!!!
20:12:55 AgentCindy
what is the complete shipping address?
20:13:38 Customerder arnold
Arnold Zwarzenegroide
Deutschemannschaft 21
82146 Bonn
Deutschland
20:14:10 AgentCindy
is that in Europe?
20:14:19 Customerder arnold
that is in Deutschland
20:14:45 AgentCindy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
20:14:58 Customerder arnold
is there no possibility?
20:15:08 Customerder arnold
ich can more zahlen
20:15:15 AgentCindy
I apologize no possibility
20:15:26 Customerder arnold
no exceptions made?
20:15:45 AgentCindy
No exception
20:15:48 Customerder arnold
schade
20:15:59 Customerder arnold
ich habe nog one problem
20:16:24 Customerder arnold
i found this link in your contact section
20:16:27 Customerder arnold
edit
20:16:35 Customerder arnold
edit
20:16:43 Customerder arnold
is that right to be in that section
20:17:31 AgentCindy
Okay
20:17:39 Customerder arnold
did you see it?
20:17:46 AgentCindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
20:17:53 Customerder arnold
could you fix it?
20:18:15 Customerder arnold
sprechen sie deutsch
20:18:18 Customerder arnold
ich liebe dich
20:18:32 Customerder arnold
ich gehe pipi machen auf deine hoofd
20:18:33 AgentCindy
Yes and I have forwarded the link
20:18:38 Customerder arnold
thanks
20:18:46 AgentCindy
Im sorry?
20:18:48 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mir blazen
20:18:54 Customerder arnold
no german speak?
20:19:20 AgentCindy
Anyway, I dont speak dutch or german
20:19:25 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mit mir bumschen?
20:19:31 Customerder arnold
ach SCHADE
20:19:34 AgentCindy
thank you for visiting our website. Good bye
20:19:41 Customerder arnold
ja en jij ook
20:19:45 Customerder arnold
lekker neuken niet betalen
20:20:05 Customerder arnold
do you want zu gangen auf eine date with mir
20:21:16 Customerder arnold
does you think i can be a governor in der united staten von amerika?
20:21:44 Customerder arnold
can you please replu
20:21:54 Customerder arnold
SCHADE
20:22:11 Customerder arnold
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent
20:22:16 SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:10:15 Customerder arnold
guten tag cindy
20:10:44 Customerder arnold
your collegue dennis was very insulting to me
20:11:02 AgentCindy
Im sorry about that
20:11:12 Customerder arnold
ich habe nur questioned if he knew that you would ship to deutschland
20:11:26 Customerder arnold
aber there is no way to ship to der Deutschland
20:11:41 Customerder arnold
?
20:11:52 Customerder arnold
ich meine really no way?
20:12:23 Customerder arnold
hallo?
20:12:34 Customerder arnold
cindy?
20:12:41 Customerder arnold
SCHADE!!!!!
20:12:55 AgentCindy
what is the complete shipping address?
20:13:38 Customerder arnold
Arnold Zwarzenegroide
Deutschemannschaft 21
82146 Bonn
Deutschland
20:14:10 AgentCindy
is that in Europe?
20:14:19 Customerder arnold
that is in Deutschland
20:14:45 AgentCindy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
20:14:58 Customerder arnold
is there no possibility?
20:15:08 Customerder arnold
ich can more zahlen
20:15:15 AgentCindy
I apologize no possibility
20:15:26 Customerder arnold
no exceptions made?
20:15:45 AgentCindy
No exception
20:15:48 Customerder arnold
schade
20:15:59 Customerder arnold
ich habe nog one problem
20:16:24 Customerder arnold
i found this link in your contact section
20:16:27 Customerder arnold
edit
20:16:35 Customerder arnold
editpin.com
20:16:43 Customerder arnold
is that right to be in that section
20:17:31 AgentCindy
Okay
20:17:39 Customerder arnold
did you see it?
20:17:46 AgentCindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
20:17:53 Customerder arnold
could you fix it?
20:18:15 Customerder arnold
sprechen sie deutsch
20:18:18 Customerder arnold
ich liebe dich
20:18:32 Customerder arnold
ich gehe pipi machen auf deine hoofd
20:18:33 AgentCindy
Yes and I have forwarded the link
20:18:38 Customerder arnold
thanks
20:18:46 AgentCindy
Im sorry?
20:18:48 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mir blazen
20:18:54 Customerder arnold
no german speak?
20:19:20 AgentCindy
Anyway, I dont speak dutch or german
20:19:25 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mit mir bumschen?
20:19:31 Customerder arnold
ach SCHADE
20:19:34 AgentCindy
thank you for visiting our website. Good bye
20:19:41 Customerder arnold
ja en jij ook
20:19:45 Customerder arnold
lekker neuken niet betalen
20:20:05 Customerder arnold
do you want zu gangen auf eine date with mir
20:21:16 Customerder arnold
does you think i can be a governor in der united staten von amerika?
20:21:44 Customerder arnold
can you please replu
20:21:54 Customerder arnold
SCHADE
20:22:11 Customerder arnold
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent
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quote:Peter
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:16:34
Ali
Hello peter, i had a conversation with jeff.. Can i speak to him please?
20:17:01
Peter
Hold on
20:19:42
Ali
Is he there?
20:19:58
Peter
Checking
20:21:39
Peter
Jeff has gone home
20:21:44
Peter
How can I help you?
20:22:38
Ali
No, im his neighbour. He left his front door open and its raining very hard
20:23:50
Peter
Go close the door
20:24:36
Ali
Thats a good idea. But i thought he had a reason for that maybe.
20:25:31
Peter
Once he get back home you can ask him the reason. Now just close the door..
20:25:36
Peter
Bye take care
20:25:49
Ali
thanks.. I will.. ciao
20:26:01
Peter
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
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20:26:20 CustomerDER ARNOLD
GUTEN TAG
20:26:20 AgentJayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
20:26:51 CustomerDER ARNOLD
TODAY IT WAS MY GEBURZTAG UND I HAVE A VERY COOL CONE AND I RELAY LIKE TO EAT ICECREAM IN TEH MORNING WHEN MY PARENTS ARE STILL SLEEPING LOL
20:27:01 CustomerDER ARNOLD
PLZ SAY HI TO CINDY AND DENNIS FROM ME
20:27:08 CustomerDER ARNOLD
ICH BIN ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS
20:27:21 AgentJayson
I apologize but this is for business purposes only..
20:27:26 AgentJayson
thank's for visiting our web site, have a good one..
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is there any other site I can use?
quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 21:54 schreef First het volgende:
Voor de mensen die net meekijken dit is de link: http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com
Dan klikken op live chat, bovenaan.
quote:Geniaal idee
, jammer dat het niet leuk uitwerkt. Het leukste zou zijn als hij hem dan zou gaan bellen ofzo quote:
!quote:Shavi in da houseOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:28 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
great! thanks...
is there any other site I can use?
[..]
.quote:This was ment for PM, but you didn't activate you mailbox yet so..Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:28 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
great! thanks...
is there any other site I can use?
[..]
quote:Hi Shavi,
You're from Sweden Volvo parts website, or just a FOK! user thats jokin' around?
I wonder how you ppl talk about FOK! when you take some coffee and eat your sandwishes..
well, i'm really inquisitive
Bye!
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quote:lijkt me wel he
quote:Client Services 20: Hello, this is Aaron. How may I help you?
you: Hello, is your co-worker Timothy there
you: im his neighbour
you: his front door is open and I think there has been a robbery
you: but i am afraid to look
you: hello?
Client Services 20: I will let him know
Client Services 20: Thanks
Client Services 20: Thank you for contacting IBFX, have a great day!
you: can i speak to him please
Client Services 20: I can assist you
you: did you tell him
Client Services 20: yes
Client Services 20: Do you have any forex related questions today?
Client Services 20: Hello?
you: no i mean, this is a serious problem
you: could you at least just talk normal and not the robot-talk
Client Services 20: how is the netherlands today Tims lives in Salt Lake that is weird you would be looking at his door are you on google earth?
you:
you: I failed
you: it seemed like a great prank didn't it?
Client Services 20: if you have any forex related questions i would be glad to assist you otherwise I will disconnect
Client Services 20: No not really that funny
you: sorry to have bothered you
you: smell ya latah
Client Services 20: Thank you for contacting IBFX, have a great day!
quote:Ze trappen er niet in lol
Hup en nu verder!
quote:wederom gefaaldSystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
21:00:31 Customerfuckoff
hi
21:00:43 AgentSean
Hi..
21:00:45 Customerfuckoff
could you please tell shavi that he doesn't have to come home, he fucking cheating abstard
21:00:58 AgentSean
No
21:01:03 Customerfuckoff
tell him I know everything about him and michelle
21:01:11 AgentSean
No
21:01:17 Customerfuckoff
fucking cheating lying asshole dickhead
21:01:38 AgentSean
What a funny name you are having ?
21:01:43 AgentSean
!!!
21:01:53 Customerfuckoff
can i speak to shavi please
21:02:08 AgentSean
Bye
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_.quote:Niet helemaal... Hij vond je naam grappig!!!
oh, wait...
Ach, gewoon zeggen, dat je op zakenreis bent in Nederland...
hahahahah...
Shavi fantopic Are you allowed to visit fok during working hours?
quote:Yes, you can try: http://www.llorkcir.net/partshelperOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:28 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
great! thanks...
is there any other site I can use?
[..]
quote:Van wie ben je een clown?Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:07 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
yeah, nice topic...
oh, wait...
Ach, gewoon zeggen, dat je op zakenreis bent in Nederland...
hahahahah...
quote:Welke mod doet er een IP track om te kijken of het echt USA isOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:07 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
yeah, nice topic...
oh, wait...
Ach, gewoon zeggen, dat je op zakenreis bent in Nederland...
hahahahah...
?quote:Een amerikaan die Nederlands kan.. Keep dreaming, that will never happenOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:28 schreef Agorias het volgende:
[..]
Welke mod doet er een IP track om te kijken of het echt USA is
then what happened?
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:02 schreef C.Mongler het volgende:
Waarschuwing! De foto is NSFW!
[..]
Toen stuurde ze me opeens door naar Sonny!
[..]
quote:What happened? I will tell you what happened, but first we need some proof of you being in americaOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:35 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
oh, yeah?
then what happened?
[..]
So, take a pic so we can see that you're a real american girl..Boobs and streetsigns will do haha
quote:Modjes kunnen dat niet, maar uit betrouwbare bron kan ik bevestigen dat het IP adres inderdaad uit de USA komt.Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:28 schreef Agorias het volgende:
[..]
Welke mod doet er een IP track om te kijken of het echt USA is
quote:It could be a Proxy server located in the USA.. So we really need some pics as proveOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:40 schreef HuHu het volgende:
[..]
Modjes kunnen dat niet, maar uit betrouwbare bron kan ik bevestigen dat het IP adres inderdaad uit de USA komt.
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Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:44:51 John
Sharon
21:45:01 Shavi
yes, how may I assist you?
21:45:04 John
Whatya doin on our forums
.21:45:19 Shavi
what do you mean?
21:45:26 John
Fok?
21:45:32 John
shavilovesnetherlands
21:45:37 Shavi
what is that?
21:45:37 John
That's not you?
21:45:53 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item from us?
21:46:26 John
shavilovesnetherlands
21:46:28 John
this is not you?
21:47:18 Shavi
I am sorry, but I do not know what you are talking about. However, are you looking to purchase an item from us?
21:47:40 John
?I dont think so... if you can bug people, then why cant I...
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:20 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
Are you allowed to visit fok during working hours?
ik post zo het dialoog
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:32 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
Een amerikaan die Nederlands kan.. Keep dreaming, that will never happen
here it is...
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:40 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
What happened? I will tell you what happened, but first we need some proof of you being in america
Boobs and streetsigns will do haha
looking to purchase this part?
22:17:57 John
i find it too expensive
22:18:08 John
so, no thanks
22:18:16 Jayson
alright, i will just give you $15 off...
22:18:36 Jayson
do we have a deal? or no thanks?
22:18:45 John
let me think this over for just a moment
22:19:21 Jayson
ok, will i just wait you here?.. or get back with me when you are ready?
22:19:42 John
20 dollars of and we've got a deal
22:20:06 Jayson
sure, deal!
22:20:26 Jayson
order total from $251.86 down to 230..
22:20:41 Jayson
shall we proceed with the secured billing and apply $20 off?
22:20:48 John
yes please
22:21:08 Jayson
let's do it,
22:21:11 Jayson
nothing to worry about because we have been placing a lot of orders through this live help, you can be absolutely sure that this is a secured chat using a VeriSign Secure Socket Layer (SSL) technology..
22:21:12 Jayson
Please be informed that We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session which represents the highest level of security available on the Internet wherein your information are well protected
22:21:16 Jayson
Please give me the following information to place the order
Your First & Last Name as in the credit card
Billing address as registered with your credit card company
Day time phone number & E-mail address [ For Order Confirmation ].
22:22:13 John
Just before we proceed, do you also ship to the Netherlands?
en toen was het gesprek afgelopen
quote:Yes, but the whole world speaks english.. Dutch is a difficult language.Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:19 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
if there is a Dutch that can speak English (though not that good), there should also be an American that can also speak Dutch...
[..]
I know a way you can proof your authenticity.. Just say "kankerkachel" in the Sweden Volvo chatroom. Then every FOKker knows that you're real.
For now i just think you're Beverton or so
Its your turn to prove innocence[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door deepart op 27-06-2008 22:51:47 ]
and then?
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:33 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
Yes, but the whole world speaks english.. Dutch is a difficult language.
I know a way you can proof your authenticity.. Just say "kankerkachel" in the Sweden Volvo chatroom. Then every FOKker knows that you're real.
For now i just think you're Beverton or so
quote:There's nothing funny about my postOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:45 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
hahaha... really? you are sooooo funnnnyyyy....
and then?
[..]
By the way, is it normal in the USA to type above instead of underneath the quoted text??
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:49 schreef Agorias het volgende:
21:44:38 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:44:51 John
Sharon
21:45:01 Shavi
yes, how may I assist you?
21:45:04 John
Whatya doin on our forums
21:45:19 Shavi
what do you mean?
21:45:26 John
Fok?
21:45:32 John
shavilovesnetherlands
21:45:37 Shavi
what is that?
21:45:37 John
That's not you?
21:45:53 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item from us?
21:46:26 John
shavilovesnetherlands
21:46:28 John
this is not you?
21:47:18 Shavi
I am sorry, but I do not know what you are talking about. However, are you looking to purchase an item from us?
21:47:40 John
quote:Misschien wil ze niet dat der baas ziet dat ze geregistreerd heeft
Waarom hoop ik stiekem dat het wel echt sharon is? Zou mooi zijn voor het verhaal
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Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
22:46:01 CustomerOhHiMister
Oh hi im looking for sum new parts for my 2007 Volvo S60 2.5L Turbo
22:46:23 AgentShavi
ok..
22:46:28 AgentShavi
let me check on that
22:46:33 AgentShavi
may I have your exact location please?
22:47:04 CustomerOhHiMister
Like adress and stuff?
22:47:18 AgentShavi
yes, that's correct
22:48:24 CustomerOhHiMister
LA, Sepulveda Blvd 12.
22:49:03 AgentShavi
what is the exact name of the item you are inquiring then?
22:49:26 CustomerOhHiMister
Let me check de exact name
22:49:32 CustomerOhHiMister
1sec pls
22:50:26 CustomerOhHiMister
I cant copy paste it... go to http://redtube.com/ and click on car parts. Its the first picture on your right
22:50:43 AgentShavi
may I have the exact name instead?
22:51:08 AgentShavi
we are not allowed to open non work related sites
22:51:17 AgentShavi
exact name of the item only
22:51:17 CustomerOhHiMister
Ok
22:51:38 AgentShavi
oh, by the way, are you from netherlands?
22:52:12 CustomerOhHiMister
I live in netherlands, im streaming my own network from LA at the moment
22:52:27 CustomerOhHiMister
3 month vacation
22:52:41 AgentShavi
oh, really?
22:52:46 CustomerOhHiMister
ya rly
22:53:07 CustomerOhHiMister
I have a feeling you don't believe me
22:53:29 AgentShavi
then why is your IP address is located in Ntherlands, 145.53.232.205?
22:54:09 CustomerOhHiMister
That's what i say, im on my own network ffs. Girls and Computers.... jeez can you help me or not
22:54:28 AgentShavi
ok..
22:54:44 AgentShavi
thank you for visiting our site
22:54:49 AgentShavi
have a good one
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Ze trapte er niet inquote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:51 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
There's nothing funny about my post
By the way, is it normal in the USA to type above instead of underneath the quoted text??
why, are you having a hard time reading the other way around? oh, so pitiful...
quote:kutkloon, ban.Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:57 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
hahaha... you are really funnnnnnyyyy....
[..]
why, are you having a hard time reading the other way around? oh, so pitiful...
quote:Yes indeed, all my life i'm used to read it the normal way.. Quote first then your own frinkin' opinion.. Since you came here (Not literalOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:57 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
hahaha... you are really funnnnnnyyyy....
[..]
why, are you having a hard time reading the other way around? oh, so pitiful...
).. My whole life changed.. Left went right.. black went white..why...WHYYY
quote:Kmoet poepen.. Maar kheb geen handen.. Wie veegt mijn bibs af?Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:12 schreef .neon het volgende:
deepart haphap lutser
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hi Monic
23:06:00 AgentMonic
Hello! My name is Monic and welcome to LIVE HELP!
23:06:00 AgentMonic
To better assist you, may I have your email address and/or your order number (if you have an order with us) please...
23:06:16 CustomerAndriy
no
23:06:31 CustomerAndriy
i am having trouble ordering
23:06:53 CustomerAndriy
i need a new horn for my volvo
23:07:14 CustomerAndriy
but my volvo-type is not in the listy
23:07:20 AgentMonic
Sorry we do not carry that part
23:07:27 CustomerAndriy
you do
23:07:39 CustomerAndriy
i have seen a couple of horns for other volvo's
23:08:00 AgentMonic
what is the year and model?
23:08:08 CustomerAndriy
1999 volvo golf
23:08:30 AgentMonic
oh really
23:08:35 CustomerAndriy
ya rly
23:08:40 AgentMonic
that's unusual..
23:08:44 CustomerAndriy
why?
23:09:05 AgentMonic
I don't suppose you are one of those fok fellows...
23:09:20 CustomerAndriy
do you ship to netherlands
23:09:55 AgentMonic
No we do not ship to your country
23:10:02 CustomerAndriy
SCHADE
23:10:20 AgentMonic
schade?
23:10:34 CustomerAndriy
JA ICH WOL GRAAG EIN BESTELLUNG MACHEN 1!!1111!EINZ11!!!!
23:11:02 CustomerAndriy
IT'S FOR MY 1997 VOLVO 850
23:11:02 AgentMonic
JA ICH WOL GRAAG EIN BESTELLUNG MACHEN 1!!1111!EINZ11!!!!????
23:11:34 CustomerAndriy
I WANT A VOLVO 97 850 BATTERY CHARGER PLZ
23:11:59 CustomerAndriy
is it free shipping?
23:12:15 AgentMonic
No free shipping outside USA
23:12:27 CustomerAndriy
payed shipping
23:12:54 CustomerAndriy
where do you live
23:13:10 CustomerAndriy
do you know keesie kankerkachel?
23:13:23 CustomerAndriy
where were you last night between 8 am and 10 am
23:13:33 CustomerAndriy
do you have children
23:13:45 AgentMonic
Thank you for visiting our site..
23:13:47 CustomerAndriy
why was your neighbour answering the phone last night
23:13:53 AgentMonic
Have a nice laugh!
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i want answors!!1
quote:HAHAHA!! Toen je merkte dat die je doorhad ging je helemaal LOSCH
quote:Haha jaOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:18 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
HAHAHA!! Toen je merkte dat die je doorhad ging je helemaal LOSCH
, ik moest hieraan denken:
quote:Hij is zelfs nog grappiger nu ik dat weet
quote:
quote:Eerst topic ff snel door kijken, dan weet je het meteen
Is een heel verhaal... Doe mee das dol.. PAASKONIJNTJE WIEBELLEE
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11:40:51 PM CustomerDavid
Hello chris
11:40:56 PM CustomerDavid
do you ship to america?
11:41:25 PM AgentChris
why?
11:41:29 PM CustomerDavid
well
11:41:33 PM CustomerDavid
its a place in the netherlands
11:41:47 PM CustomerDavid
what's it gonna be boy?
11:41:51 PM CustomerDavid
yes or no?
11:42:11 PM AgentChris
really?
11:42:13 PM CustomerDavid
yes
11:42:26 PM AgentChris
is that what you got?
11:42:36 PM CustomerDavid
well
11:42:42 PM CustomerDavid
if you want some moar
11:42:47 PM CustomerDavid
*url naar goatse* ? this might help
11:43:19 PM CustomerDavid
Hello Chris?
11:43:35 PM AgentChris
What moron?
11:43:36 PM CustomerDavid
i'm behind 7 proxies, so don't worry
11:43:56 PM CustomerDavid
you liek doxdrop chris?
11:44:26 PM AgentChris
you are moron?
11:44:35 PM CustomerDavid
i'm not a mormon you fucking idiot
11:44:39 PM CustomerDavid
stop insulting me
11:45:01 PM AgentChris
you are insulting our company
11:45:11 PM AgentChris
so you should stop first moron!
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ik krijg dit : We are sorry for the inconvenience,
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quote:Doel van het topic is op live chat supports op bijvoorbeeld http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/ de mensen te pranken of idiote dingen te laten zeggen/doen.
quote:Ze blokkeren alle ip's uit nederlandOp vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:48 schreef Hanstin het volgende:
Ik kom er niet in
We are sorry for the inconvenience,
Access to Live Help has been denied from your network.
quote:Dat noemt zich een professioneel bedrijf
net nog een leuk gesprek met bret, drukte em alleen al weg voor ik de log kon kopieren .SPOILERNet alsof je een proxy nodig hebt
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:55:13 Customerdog
*barf* *barf*
23:55:14 AgentSmith
Hi Dog !
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wrough
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barf
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barf
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miouw
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Common Jump
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hup
23:55:33 Customerdog
beeeeh
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boing
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sob
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quote:
Voor degene die er niet inkomen , probeer www.partstrain.com anders.
Heb zelf nog niet geprobeerd , ben ff druk bezig met andere dingen
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Hi
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:03:18 CustomerJoodse tekkel
Uhm i got troubles with my homework, could you help me?
0:03:42 CustomerJoodse tekkel
I need to know some stuff about mathemathic
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quote:I pity you....Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:07 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
Yes indeed, all my life i'm used to read it the normal way.. Quote first then your own frinkin' opinion.. Since you came here (Not literal
why...WHYYY
quote:dat deed die net dus nietOp zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:05 schreef Placenta het volgende:
text selecteren, rechtermuisknop, kopieren
quote:ahahaha
Elke keer kom ik er wel in, maar dan zeg ik 1 ding, en dan word ik gekicked
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26cm penis
hey felix the cat
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26cm penis
you dont have to be intimidated by my size
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quote:8 take away 4..
SPOILERDat meiske dat 911 belde
quote:Please wait, connecting to server...
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Moe: Welcome to Drivewire.com live support, my name is Moe how may I help you?
Wong Shui:
My name is Wong
Wong Shui:
I never had car, but China Communist Party gave me job this year
Wong Shui:
so I buy Volvo 1994 940
Wong Shui:
but it broken
Wong Shui:
so i need part
Moe:
WHAT DO YOU NEED.
Wong Shui:
I need OE Service Turbo Drain Gasket
Wong Shui:
i look on youre site
Wong Shui:
it on there
Wong Shui:
but i need knowing
Wong Shui:
you also ship in china?
Moe:
YES WE SHIP TO CHINA.
Wong Shui:
good good
Wong Shui:
you actually use ship or you use plain?
Wong Shui:
plain is faster
Moe:
WE USE UPS.
Wong Shui:
does ups use the boats or the plains?
Wong Shui:
how much for ship this part to Zhanghou?
Moe:
UPS SENDS PRODUCT BY AIR.
Wong Shui:
good good
Wong Shui:
i like
Wong Shui:
is faster
Wong Shui:
how much?
Moe:
IS THIS THE ONLY ITEM YOU WISH TO PURCHASE?
Wong Shui:
yes yes
Wong Shui:
rest of car is fine
Wong Shui:
oh you have Volvo 940 gear box clutch as well?
Wong Shui:
it broken
Wong Shui:
i use tape to stick it
Moe:
THEY ARE $2.08 FOR THE GENUINE VOLVO FACTORY REPLACEMENT. IF YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH THIS ITEM CURRENTLY IT MAY FAIL AGAIN. I WOULD RECOMMEND POSSIBLY PURCHASING 2 OR 3 AS BACK-UPS.
Wong Shui:
how much for parts and ship
Moe:
WHEN YOU REFERENCE GEAR BOX CLUTCH ARE YOU REFERING TO INSIDE THE TRANSMISSION OR DOES THE VEHICLE USE A MANUAL TRANSMISSION WITH A CLUTCH ASSEMBLY.
Wong Shui:
it use clutch
Wong Shui:
i use clutch to shift gear, yes
Wong Shui:
but clutch break, so i use tape to stick it
Wong Shui:
you have new?
Moe:
I DO NOT CARRY THAT ITEM.
Wong Shui:
so price is 2,08
Wong Shui:
is that us dorra?
Moe:
YES IT IS IN U.S. DOLLARS. SHIPPING TO CHINA WOULD COST $110.51USD.
Wong Shui:
110 too much
Wong Shui:
is that ship or plain
Moe:
THAT IS WHAT UPS CHARGES.
Wong Shui:
oh i know now
Moe:
IT IS FOR THEIR MOST STANDARD SERVICE.
Wong Shui:
us dollar worth very less yes?
Moe:
YES
Wong Shui:
so how many euro is that
Moe:
I DO NOT HAVE A CONVERSION.
Wong Shui:
my work pais in euro
Wong Shui:
it safer, they say
Wong Shui:
us dorra slippy slope
Wong Shui:
why you not use euro?
Moe:
WE ARE A U.S. COMPANY. WE USE AMERICAN CURRENCY.
Wong Shui:
would america then not consider euro instead of dorra?
Wong Shui:
it much safer
Moe:
WRITE A LETTER TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
Wong Shui:
but i like to order the part now
Wong Shui:
my Volvo broken
Wong Shui:
its my first car yes
Moe:
THEN YOU PAY IN U.S. CURRENCY
Wong Shui:
why you shout all the time?
Wong Shui:
is not nice
Moe:
I DIDN'T KNOW COMPUTERS HAD VOICES.
Moe:
CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EASIER TO READ QUICKLY.
Wong Shui:
SO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE CAPPITAL?
Moe:
WRITE HOWEVER YOU WOULD LIKE\
Wong Shui:
IT REALLY NICE TO TALK TO REAL AMERICAN ONCE
Wong Shui:
I LIKE AMERICA
Wong Shui:
SO THE ORDER IS ABOUT 120 DORRA YES?
Moe:
THAT CONVERTS TO ABOUT 76 EURO
Wong Shui:
76 EURO?
Moe:
$120 US DOLLARS COVERTS TO 76 EUROS.
Wong Shui:
MY CAR COST 50 EURO
Moe:
YOU RECEIVED A VERY GOOD DEAL.
Wong Shui:
I COULD BUY 1,5 NEW CAR WITH 76 EURO
Wong Shui:
IT MISSES SOME PARTS
Wong Shui:
THAT WHERE YOU CAME IN
Wong Shui:
BUT AMERICA TOO EXPENSIVE FOR CHINA
Wong Shui:
CHINA WORKS HARD
Wong Shui:
BUT PAY LITTLE
Wong Shui:
have you ever been in china?
Moe:
NO
Wong Shui:
its nice
Wong Shui:
we have nice weather here now
Wong Shui:
nice saturday morning
Wong Shui:
what your weather/
Moe:
NICE
Wong Shui:
you have window?
Moe:
YES
Wong Shui:
it has glass too?
Wong Shui:
in it?
Moe:
ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE PURE GLASS.
Wong Shui:
thats it i'm moving there
Wong Shui:
how much does ups charge for a chinese person to ship to US
Moe:
APPLY FOR A JOB WITH UPS. THEY MAY BRING YOU HERE FOR FREE.
Wong Shui:
UPS kind company yes
Wong Shui:
why not DHL by the way
Wong Shui:
i like yellow
Wong Shui:
DHL has colors of china flag
Wong Shui:
UPS poopy brown
Wong Shui:
you americans take lot of time for orders yes?
Wong Shui:
i waiting my ass off here
Wong Shui:
i have not all day
En het gaat nog steeds door.
Ik kom niet meer bij
quote:Geeeeniaaaal
120 dorra quote:leuk, iemand 20 minuten aan het lijntje houden en dan zeggen dat je hem toch naar nederland wil hebbenSystem
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0:07:57 Customeraaron
hey roman
0:08:30 Customeraaron
I want to order a tail light for my 2001 plymouth neon
0:08:46 Customeraaron
but i don't know how it works
0:09:17 AgentRoman
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
0:09:23 Customeraaron
ya
0:10:12 AgentRoman
Are you looking for Driver Side or Passenger Side ?
0:10:19 Customeraaron
passenger
0:10:32 Customeraaron
parking went wrong
0:10:42 AgentRoman
Replacement Passenger Side Tail Light Price: $54.70
0:10:47 AgentRoman
Are you looking to purchase from us? Shall I take you through a secured order process,get the order done correctly and see to that if it ships out in time?
0:10:57 Customeraaron
its kind of expensive
0:11:09 AgentRoman
It is the cheapest one we have..
0:11:10 Customeraaron
is it possible to get it cheaper elsewhere?
0:11:17 AgentRoman
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
0:11:31 Customeraaron
no possibility for a discount
0:11:47 AgentRoman
It is the discounted price..
0:11:57 Customeraaron
45 seems nice to me
0:12:03 AgentRoman
We are the who sell the cheapest one..
0:12:43 Customeraaron
what's the delivery time?
0:13:07 AgentRoman
The delivery is done in 4 to 6 business days..
0:13:13 AgentRoman
Sub Total: $54.70 Shipping: $12.89 Handling: $7.06 Tax: $0.00 Order Discount: -$5.00 Order Total: $69.65
0:13:27 AgentRoman
I had given $5 discount on this..
0:13:31 Customeraaron
i see
0:13:46 AgentRoman
Shall I proceed with this order?
0:13:50 Customeraaron
why do you take handling costs?
0:14:02 AgentRoman
It is the mandatory cost..
0:14:14 Customeraaron
if you take the other 2.06 from the handling off i'l take it
0:14:48 AgentRoman
Sorry, I had given the maximum discount on this part..
0:14:53 AgentRoman
Where are you located?
0:14:57 Customeraaron
philadelphia
0:15:18 AgentRoman
Ok, Shall I proceed with this order?
0:15:27 Customeraaron
you really cant take the 2 of
0:15:29 Customeraaron
?
0:15:48 AgentRoman
Yes, I had given the maximum discount..
0:16:08 AgentRoman
Actually we provide discount over $100
0:16:23 AgentRoman
Since you were asking for it, I gave the maximum
0:16:26 Customeraaron
if you make it 67,59 i'll take it
0:16:49 AgentRoman
Order Total: $69.65
0:16:55 Customeraaron
then i'll have to let it slip
0:16:56 AgentRoman
This is the final total..
0:17:01 Customeraaron
money is not growing on my back
0:17:38 Customeraaron
really no discount?
0:18:03 AgentRoman
I had given $5 discount on this part..
0:18:16 Customeraaron
pff, okay since you are whining so much, i'll take it
0:18:33 AgentRoman
Can I have your Full Name as in the credit card and the Billing Address Please
0:18:50 Customeraaron
Aaron Stones
0:19:43 AgentRoman
Billing Address Please ?
0:20:15 Customeraaron
Sukkeltjejijbent 28
7721HJ Lutjebroek
Netherlands
0:20:58 AgentRoman
Shipping address please?
0:21:06 Customeraaron
it is stated above
0:21:14 Customeraaron
or dont you ship to the netherlands=
0:21:19 AgentRoman
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
0:21:30 Customeraaron
couldnt you tell me earlier
0:21:39 Customeraaron
whoah, carpart-sellers
0:21:43 Customeraaron
i hate em
0:21:49 AgentRoman
philadelphia?
0:21:52 Customeraaron
no
0:21:55 Customeraaron
netherlands
0:22:02 AgentRoman
Is this in Netherlands?
0:22:07 Customeraaron
i live in philadelphia but want the item shipped to Netherlands
0:22:40 AgentRoman
Give the address in US..
0:23:31 Customeraaron
i want it shipped in Netherlands
0:23:39 Customeraaron
so my us-adres doesn't matter
0:23:50 AgentRoman
The part can be shipped only to US?
0:23:56 Customeraaron
no
0:24:09 AgentRoman
Bye
0:24:11 Customeraaron
tommorow i'll head back to Netherlands
0:24:19 Customeraaron
fuck you you fuckin prick
0:24:24 Customeraaron
asshole dickhads
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, hoe kom ik erop quote:Wong Shui:
herro?
Moe:
ADD THE ITEM TO THE CART AND PROCEED TO CHECK OUT TO PROCESS YOUR ORDER.
Wong Shui:
i have no cart, is internet, silly american
Wong Shui:
it not real! hahaha!
Moe:
YOU ARE TALKING TO ME ON MY WEBSITE WHICH HAS AN ELECTRONIC CART FOR ORDER PROCESSING.
Wong Shui:
but electronic cart will shock if you touch it
Wong Shui:
no cart for wong!
Wong Shui:
oh I have friend
Wong Shui:
he has 1974 Beetle
Wong Shui:
you have parts for that?
Wong Shui:
MOE?!
Wong Shui:
i have one final question
Wong Shui:
you dead?
Wong Shui:
HELLO?!
Wong Shui:
you have no common courtesy!
Moe:
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY CUSTOMER I AM DEALING WITH SO BE PATIENT.
Wong Shui:
you have busy job, yes?
Wong Shui:
Okay, Moe. It's been fun, but 'us' ends here. I have tested your patience, and for that I'm sorry. I actually am just a regular guy from The Netherlands. I study English at Utrecht University and have had great fun testing your skills in customer care.
Wong Shui:
FYI, Dutch windows too are made of glass.
Moe:
MUST BE FUN WITH ALL THAT FREE TIME.
Wong Shui:
it's weekend here
Wong Shui:
does this happen a lot?
Moe:
FIRST FOR ME
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
did you like it or did you get aggrevated?
Wong Shui:
i had me a couple of great laughs pretending to be chinese, with you trying to be friendly
Wong Shui:
you increasingly used sarcasm in your replies. is that because you though of 'Wong' as funny, or as irritable?
Moe:
IT WAS FUN BUT JUST NOT A LOT OF TIME FOR WASTING.
Moe:
A LITTLE OF BOTH.
Wong Shui:
well my apologies for your wasted time, but i think an office job like yours just begs for a little pleasure sometimes
Wong Shui:
at least you'll have something to talk about when you get home
Moe:
THANKS. IT WILL BE FUN TO TELL THIS WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
if you're interested in my motives, you should visit this topic: We do not ship to the Netherlands #2
Moe:
I WILL CHECK IT OUT THIS WEEKEND
Wong Shui:
it's a dutch youth forum
Wong Shui:
they try all sorts of helpdesks online and post the conversations
Wong Shui:
so in a way, you're a crimeless victim
Moe:
WE SHIP A LOT OF PRODUCT TO THE NETHERLANDS. NICE TO SEE THE DUTCH HAVE A FUN SENSE OF HUMOR.
Wong Shui:
Wong Shui:
lots of those 'fake' conversations end up pretty bad pretty quickly because of some angry american helpdesk dude
Moe:
MUST SIGN OFF NOW. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS AND TESTING MY SERVICE SKILLS.
Wong Shui:
no biggie
Moe:
I ADMIT I WAS CLOSE TO LOSING IT.
Wong Shui:
have a nice weekend then!
Wong Shui:
well
Wong Shui:
i'm sorry
Moe:
NOT YOUR FAULT. I WILL NEED TO WORK ON MY PATIENCE
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
you do that
Moe:
HAVE YOURSELF A NICE DAY!
Wong Shui:
in the meantime i'll have my leasurely spent weekend
Wong Shui:
Moe:
DAG. Een goede dag verder!
Wong Shui:
Dank je
Wong Shui:
one last question
Wong Shui:
where's your company situated actually
Moe:
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Wong Shui:
i just rushed to the chat and made up a story about a volvo
Wong Shui:
nice
Wong Shui:
so the weather actually WAS nice when you told me so
Wong Shui:
i'm leavin too, gotta have some great laughs on the forum now
Moe:
SUNNY AND WARM. I WORK ABOUT 4KM FROM THE BEACH.
Wong Shui:
wow
Wong Shui:
you use km's there now?
Wong Shui:
that's really progressive
Moe:
NO BUT I KNOW YOU DO.
Wong Shui:
thanks
Wong Shui:
so 2,5 miles from the beach
Wong Shui:
i would normally insert 'i live 2 miles from the nearest coffeeshop' now, but since you live in california that's not something to brag about at all
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0:39:33 CustomerGustaf Larson
Hello Scott
0:40:04 AgentScott
Hi Gust.
0:40:17 CustomerGustaf Larson
i moved from sweden to Los Angeles
0:40:25 CustomerGustaf Larson
and toke my Volvo Jacob with me.
0:40:33 CustomerGustaf Larson
I need some parts, maybe you deliver?
0:40:45 AgentScott
Nope..
0:40:55 CustomerGustaf Larson
Excuse me?
0:41:05 AgentScott
We can't..
0:41:10 CustomerGustaf Larson
Because?
0:41:26 AgentScott
Do not stock parts for your Jacob.
0:42:00 CustomerGustaf Larson
And for my other car? A '99 Volvo Godverdomme?
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quote:Volvo Car Corporation is een automobielenmerk, opgericht in het Zweedse Göteborg in 1927 door Gustaf Larson en Assar Gabrielsson. Volvo is Latijn voor ik rol.
Het allereerste Volvo-model is de Volvo Jacob uit 1927
quote:Volvo is latijn voor Rik RolOp zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:42 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:
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quote:BTW, steve buscemi IS mijn held ook. Dat is dus niet gelogenWong Shui:
i mean california being the sixties beach craze drug paradise
Moe:
ONLY THE BEST FOR US.
Wong Shui:
hahaha
Wong Shui:
i'm currently having me some Lebanese
Wong Shui:
what's your favorite?
Moe:
NO LEBANESE JOINTS AROUND HERE. A LOT OF GREEK AND THAI THOUGH.
Wong Shui:
still a couple of hours to go till you can finally look for a green bag
Wong Shui:
(listening to george baker here, little green bag, reservoir dogs soundtrack)
Moe:
THEY CALL ME MR PINK
Wong Shui:
HAHAHAHA really?!
Wong Shui:
steve buscemi is my personal hero, no kidding
Wong Shui:
he already was my hero, but when he decided to redo a theo van gogh movie (that Dutch director who got assassinated by a muslim guy), he became legendary
quote:Wong Shui:
why do they call you mr pink?
Moe:
JUST KIDDING. I AM ACTUALLY KNOWN AS MR GREEN. RASTA MAN
Wong Shui:
lol, you're making up a personality now too?
Moe:
LET'S JUST SAY I'VE NEVER BEEN SHORT ON PERSONALITY.
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
what's the time over there?
Moe:
4PM FRIDAY AFTERNOON
Wong Shui:
one hour to go?
Moe:
2
Wong Shui:
pfff
Moe:
I AM OFF AT BEER 30
Wong Shui:
you know why i was bragging about dhl while being the chinese dude
Moe:
DO TELL
Wong Shui:
i work there
Moe:
CAN'T HANDLE THE YELLOW. TOO BRIGHT
Wong Shui:
i know
Wong Shui:
me neither
Moe:
AT LEAST WITH BROWN YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DIRTY
Wong Shui:
but i can handle 10 euros netto an hour
Wong Shui:
have kind of the same job as you
Moe:
YOU MAKE ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO.
Wong Shui:
except for my calls being companies who call eachother with questions about stuff i barely know anything about
Moe:
I HAVE BEEN SELLING AUTO PARTS FOR 15 YEARS.
Wong Shui:
is the work pressure high there?
Moe:
NOT WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF!
Wong Shui:
well thanks for pointing that out, captain obvious
Wong Shui:
i'm new at dhl, been there a week
Moe:
I THINK NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE WONG FOO.
Wong Shui:
it's a summer holiday job
Wong Shui:
i'll be there, sometime
Wong Shui:
when i'm bored and in a chinese mood
Moe:
WHAT DO YOU GET WITH YOUR EMPLOYMENT PACKAGE? 3, 4, 5, WEEKS VACATION
Wong Shui:
well i'm there for only 3 or 4 months
Wong Shui:
so i'm not on contract
Wong Shui:
i'm only 19 so i switch jobs quicker than you can say application
Moe:
ARE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR AMSTERDAM?
Wong Shui:
lol, about 50 minutes by car
Moe:
1 OF MY DREAM VACATIONS. I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT MOVED THERE, BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE THEY LEFT.
Wong Shui:
you should definately do that
Wong Shui:
it's vulgar, but it's great
Moe:
HOPING TO MAKE THE CANNABIS CUP IN 2010
Wong Shui:
i've been to amsterdam to smoke lots in coffeeshops numerous times
Wong Shui:
and let me tell you something about amsterdam
Moe:
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PASTTIMES
Wong Shui:
not till you get pretty baked, you see its true beauty
Moe:
THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN LOOKING THROUGH THE RABBIT HOLE.
Wong Shui:
lol, it is
Wong Shui:
i'm wandering in wonderland all evening now
Wong Shui:
that's something good about holland too
Moe:
JEALOUS. 2 HOURS TO GO
Wong Shui:
the weed is cheaper and better pretty much everywhere
Moe:
I HAVE SOME CLOSE FRIENDS THAT ARE HORTICULTURALISTS AND HAVE EVEN ENTERED IN THE CANNABIS CUP. LA CONFIDENTIAL WAS QUITE GOOD LAST YEAR.
Wong Shui:
ah man im thirsty, have to fetch myself a beer
Wong Shui:
brb
Moe:
KEEP RUBBING IT IN WHY DON'T YOU.
Moe:
Goede reis!
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
ahhh that's good
Wong Shui:
a real Dutch Heineken 33 cl bottle for only ¤0,60
Wong Shui:
though i prefer other brands better, i think as a dutch beer, heineken is a bit overrated overseas
Moe:
A PINT AT THE PUB IS 3.17 EURO HERE.
Wong Shui:
5 dollars for half a litre
Wong Shui:
that's reasonable
Wong Shui:
american beer costs that much here
Moe:
I PREFER MICRO BREWS
Moe:
I LOVE ORANGJEBOOM
Wong Shui:
Wong Shui:
i like Hertog Jan as well, you should try that some time
Moe:
I'LL LOOK FOR IT
Wong Shui:
you should, i think it's the best (mainstream)beer Holland's got
Moe:
DO YOU GET SIERRA NEVADA?
Wong Shui:
when you should come to visit holland sometime, you should go to 'Café België' in Utrecht
Wong Shui:
it has over 300 sorts of bottled belgian and dutch beer
Wong Shui:
for about 2 euros a bottle on average
Wong Shui:
and all major foreign beers
Moe:
SOUNDS A LOT LIKE OUR GOAT HILL TAVERN. THE KEG ROOM LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI.
Wong Shui:
lol, recognisable
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WoWoW!: Hey Granny
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WoWoW!: at the end of the page, you can read this to
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WoWoW!:
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Ginny: Yeah
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WoWoW!: COPYRIGHTED BY TURQUAZ52
Ginny: Do you want to buy gold ?
WoWoW!: How mutch??
WoWoW!: wanna trade?
WoWoW!: Agains Weed?
Ginny: If you want please place an order and pay for it
WoWoW!: But i dont like gold, i like pussies, you also provide that?
Ginny: NO
WoWoW!: Hmm, thats to bad:(
WoWoW!: Can i lick yourse instead?
WoWoW!: but nevermind, i dont like grannies pussy
WoWoW!: But ehmm
WoWoW!: Granny one serieus question
Ginny: Okay
WoWoW!: Would you please say Hello to the people of ONZ @ the Fok!Forum? They would be happy if you did
Ginny: No
WoWoW!: Just say: Hello People of ONZ, i am Ginny and i Talked to Turquaz52.. or something
WoWoW!:
Ginny: No
WoWoW!: Go suck some balls asshole..
quote:Jullie moeten die mensen niet zo pesten1:32:58 J. van Poepberg
Hello
1:33:12 Felix
Hi
1:33:17 J. van Poepberg
I'm Jeroen van Poepberg from the Netherlands, policeofficer of Noord-Brabant district. We've received some complaints about your helpdesk,
1:33:21 J. van Poepberg
but the complaints didn't look very serious.
1:33:35 J. van Poepberg
So I don't want to spent too much time on it, unless there's more going on. Have you actually had any problems with users from the Netherlands?
1:33:55 J. van Poepberg
Please note I can't offer any details about the complaints because of the privacy
1:34:12 Felix
yes, we do had a lot of problems
@hieronder: zie TT, dat ze niet naar Nederland versturen natuurlijk. Ik heb al aangifte gedaan wegens discriminatie.
[ Bericht 6% gewijzigd door area78 op 28-06-2008 02:05:24 ]
quote:Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 01:45 schreef area78 het volgende:
[..]
Jullie moeten die mensen niet zo pesten
Ja, ga door.. what kind of complainments?
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH FOK!forum?
e:
I'm from the netherlands. everyone is familiar with FOK! forum here. 95% have internet.
why?
Moe:
I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO GOES BY SUPERWORM ON FOK!forum IN THE ROOM ALSO.
e:
tell superworm he is a quality user! (Y)
Moe:
WILL DO
e:
thank you!
Moe:
WHAT'S YOUR USERNAME
e:
erikkll
e:
i'm going to bed now! it is 1.56 AM. Tell superworm he should be sleeping too! haha
Moe:
Goedenacht
e:
what time is it there?
Moe:
5PM Friday
quote:Lol, ik ben nog steeds met m in gesprek, zal als ik naar bed ga wel effe de rest nog posten.Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 01:58 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Moe:
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH FOK!forum?
e:
I'm from the netherlands. everyone is familiar with FOK! forum here. 95% have internet.
why?
Moe:
I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO GOES BY SUPERWORM ON FOK!forum IN THE ROOM ALSO.
e:
tell superworm he is a quality user! (Y)
Moe:
WILL DO
e:
thank you!
Moe:
WHAT'S YOUR USERNAME
e:
erikkll
e:
i'm going to bed now! it is 1.56 AM. Tell superworm he should be sleeping too! haha
Moe:
Goedenacht
e:
what time is it there?
Moe:
5PM Friday
Moe:
WELL NOW I AM BEING FLOODED WITH THE DUTCH IN MY CHAT ROOM. I AM SORRY BUT I AM HERE TO SELL AUTO PARTS NOT CHIT-CHAT. I HAVE HAD FUN BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO.
Wong Shui:
i'll post that comment, hopefully they'll oblige
quote:Moe:
ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH GERMANY VS SPAIN?
Wong Shui:
yep i will
Wong Shui:
it's in the morning there, right?
Wong Shui:
does cable feature it or only on pay tv?
Moe:
I AM CHECKING
Moe:
IT WILL BE LIVE ON ABC NETWORK COVERAGE SUNDAY AFTERNOON @ 2:30
Wong Shui:
you're watching i gather?
Moe:
THE GODS COULDN'T STOP ME.
Wong Shui:
did you see the dutch perform in the group stages?
Wong Shui:
4-1 Italy, 3-0 France, 2-0 (with B-team) Romania
Moe:
I HAVE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH HIGHLIGHTS FROM SPORTSCENTER. SCREW ITALY, HATE THE FRENCH, ROMANIA WAS A GIVEN.
Wong Shui:
greatest goals i've seen in a while
Moe:
LOTS OF GREAT FOOTBALL.
Wong Shui:
no one expected holland to perform so well
Wong Shui:
but the russians just nuked us
Moe:
THEY ARE STILL BLOSSOMING
Moe:
RUSSIA WAS A FLUKE
Wong Shui:
oranje lost because of boulahrouz' wife's baby
Moe:
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET THE RUSSIAN TEAM THAT SHOWED UP AGAINST SPAIN.
Wong Shui:
it died at 23 weeks, just 2 days before the game
Moe:
HE NEEDS TO SUCK IT UP. THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Wong Shui:
so they wore mourning bands around their arms and stuff
Wong Shui:
well he sucked it up
Wong Shui:
but the team totally lost its group spirit
Moe:
IT HAPPENS
Wong Shui:
well yeah, tough luck
Moe:
THAT'S SPORTS
Wong Shui:
you also watch other sports i guess?
Moe:
LOTS
Moe:
LE MANS, F1, INDY, RALLY, BASEBALL, TENNIS, HOCKEY. PRETTY MUCH IF ESPN OR FOX AIRES IT I WATCH IT.
Wong Shui:
hahaha great
Moe:
CAN'T STAND NASCAR
Wong Shui:
this summer will be sporting heaven
Moe:
LOTS OF BASEBALL AND GOLF
Wong Shui:
first the UEFA championship, then Tour de France, then Olympics
Moe:
LOVE OLYMPICS
Wong Shui:
yep
Wong Shui:
though we should never have picked china as a host country
Moe:
ABSOLUTELY AGREE
Wong Shui:
too much internal struggles, too leisurely with human rights
Wong Shui:
and what they did to tibet is just an abomination
Moe:
THEY WILL GET THERE'S IN THE END
Wong Shui:
well lets hope so
Moe:
KARMA'S A BITCH
Wong Shui:
what i said earlier about the dollar being low
Moe:
TOTALLY SUCKS HUH?
Wong Shui:
well yeah for you guys mostly
Wong Shui:
but we're all crossing fingers here
Wong Shui:
cuz if your economy collapses, ours will too
Moe:
THAT'S WHY I AM GETTING A LOT OF EUROPEAN ORDERS. EVEN WITH SHIPPING IT'S STILL CHEAPER.
Wong Shui:
true
Moe:
BUSH IS ON THE WAY OUT. WE'LL SEE WHO CAN SCREW UP ANY MORE THAN IT IS.
Wong Shui:
why did you make up 110 dollars of shipping costs btw?
Wong Shui:
to scare me off?
Moe:
THAT'S WHAT UPS SHOWS TO SHIP TO CHINA.
Wong Shui:
well i'd be voting obama if i were you
Wong Shui:
that's the least you can do to make a statement against 8 years of bush-dictatorship
Moe:
WE ARE SCREWED WITH OBAMA OR MCCAIN.
Wong Shui:
well they're all puppets i guess
Wong Shui:
of the Real Powers That Be
Wong Shui:
but i guess for a puppet i like obama better
Moe:
WHO ARE THE REAL POWERS? BILL GATES AND STEVE JOBS?
Wong Shui:
well partly
Wong Shui:
i think it's the bilderberg thing, or something similar
Wong Shui:
a group of powerful, important companies, go's, oil sheikhs
Moe:
THE FREE MASONS STILL HOLD THE TRUE CONSTITUTIONAL POWER
Wong Shui:
it's a proven fact that 90 percent of world media is controlled by 10 american companies
Wong Shui:
which probably are controlled by freemasons
Wong Shui:
i think america could do better with another voting system
Wong Shui:
just award by percentage, not by winning or losing a state
Wong Shui:
so other parties can come up too
Moe:
WELL IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK ON THE TOTAL POPULAR VOTE, BUT SOMEHOW THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS TAKEN OVER.
Wong Shui:
explain please?
Moe:
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS HOW MANY DELEGATE VOTES EACH STATE IS GIVEN BASED ON THEIR OVERALL POPULATION OF THE STATE. THIS USED TO BE CONSIDERED WHEN THE POPULAR VOTE WAS TOO CLOSE TO DECIDE. THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WOULD THEN DETERMINE THE OUTCOME. THEY JUST BASE IT ON THE ELECTORAL VOTES NOWADAYS.
Moe:
FUNNY I HAVE ANOTHER GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS ASKING FOR A VW REPAIR MANUAL.
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
does he seem plausible?
Moe:
HE'S KIND OF AN ASS!
Wong Shui:
ask him if he's from FOK!forum
Wong Shui:
say you're busy talking to superworm
Wong Shui:
(thats me)
Wong Shui:
why would someone need a vw repair manual at 1:52 am?
Moe:
SAYS YOU ARE A QUALITY USER
Wong Shui:
hahaha what's his username?
Wong Shui:
and yes i am, i'm editor of the column section of the site
Moe:
erikkll
Wong Shui:
it's the eighth largest forum in the world
Moe:
HIS NAME IS erikkll
Wong Shui:
lol
Moe:
ARE YOU AN INSOMNIAC. IT'S 1:57AM?
Wong Shui:
well yeah but i can sleep till like 5 pm in the afternoon
Moe:
I THINK I MAY HAVE A THIRD IN THE ROOM FROM YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS.
Moe:
HE ASKED IF YOU GAVE ME A TOPIC?
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
i think they've found out the topic
Moe:
ARE YOU PLAYING ME WITH YOUR FORUM?
Wong Shui:
no?
Wong Shui:
i just looked up this site, the topic linked it, and started chatting
Wong Shui:
in the meanwhile i've been posting parts of our conversation
Moe:
WELL NOW I AM BEING FLOODED WITH THE DUTCH IN MY CHAT ROOM. I AM SORRY BUT I AM HERE TO SELL AUTO PARTS NOT CHIT-CHAT. I HAVE HAD FUN BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO.
Wong Shui:
i'll post that comment, hopefully they'll oblige
Wong Shui:
it's been nice talking to you, have a nice weekend
Moe:
THANKS. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE.
Moe:
WHAT A WAY TO START THE WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
lol
quote:Moe:
WHAT A WAY TO START THE WEEKEND.
!.quote:Moe:
YOU GUYS NEED BETTER HOBBIES
Wong Shui:
hahaha lmao
Wong Shui:
we do, dont we
Moe:
PETER FROM AMSTERDAM JUST LEFT.
Wong Shui:
well at least now you've spoken to me
Moe:
erikkll WENT TO BED
Wong Shui:
you can easily pick the ones that are screwing you out
Wong Shui:
just ask if they know fokforum
Moe:
TOO EASY. BUT I AM NEVER RUDE.
Wong Shui:
that's really good of you
Moe:
erikkll TOLD ME THAT 95% OF DUTCH HAVE INTERNET AND ARE FAMILIAR WITH FOLK
Wong Shui:
that's true
Wong Shui:
i think it's like 90 percent internet, 70 percent dsl connection or faster
Wong Shui:
dutch spend less time watching tv and more time on the internet each year
Moe:
THANKS FOR MAKING THE LAST 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES GO BY FAST I HAVE TO SIGN OFF NOW. TIME TO START SHUTTING DOWN FOR THE WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
ok, it's been my pleasure
Wong Shui:
i'm headin to bed now
Moe:
FINALLY
Wong Shui:
Moe:
Goedenacht
Wong Shui:
have a great weekend, and i'll probably see ya 'round if i'm bored and stoned
Moe left this room.
ik heb 't er maar bij gelaten.
quote:110, UPS is echt belachelijk. Via de post zou zo'n boek hooguit 10 dollar verzendkosten zijn.Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 02:20 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Ik vond 46 dollar voor die golf manual wel te doen. jammer van de 110 dollar shipping.
ik heb 't er maar bij gelaten.
quote:
quote:U chat nu met mevrouw Bosch
mevrouw Bosch: Welkom op de Live Advies Desk van Wehkamp!
Bezoeker: Hoi
Bezoeker: is Henk ook aanwezig
Bezoeker: ik ben z'n buurman en z'n deur staat open
Bezoeker: volgens mij is er ingebroken
Bezoeker: ik durf niet te gaan kijken
Bezoeker: hallo?
mevrouw Bosch: De chat is niet geschikt voor dit soort kwesties, ik raad u aan een e-mail te sturen naar klantenservice@wehkamp.nl.
Bezoeker: dit is noodzaak, mevrouw
mevrouw Bosch: Ik raad u aan telefonisch contact op te nemen met de klanterservice. Tel: 038-4264777
mevrouw Bosch: Wanneer het echt noodzaak is.
mevrouw Bosch: Prettige dag verder!
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20:52:53 GMT+02:00 Fokkingkankerkachel
Hello
20:52:53 GMT+02:00 Scott
Welcome to the interactive live sales support! I am Scott.How may i help you today?
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Wtf
quote:Dit was eigenlijk de leukste08:37:07 PM SystemSystem
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08:37:11 PM CustomerDave
Hello
08:37:12 PM AgentSmith
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
08:37:17 PM CustomerDave
I was wondering
08:37:20 PM CustomerDave
do you ship to america?
08:38:07 PM AgentSmith
Which part of America ?
08:38:18 PM CustomerDave
Well, it's not very big
08:38:28 PM CustomerDave
it's a town in the netherlands you know
08:38:54 PM AgentSmith
Which Netherlands ?
08:39:07 PM CustomerDave
next to germany
08:39:09 PM CustomerDave
in europe
08:39:30 PM CustomerDave
windmills !
08:39:32 PM AgentSmith
which Europe ?
08:39:43 PM CustomerDave
the continent?
08:39:44 PM AgentSmith
which Windmills ?
08:39:58 PM AgentSmith
Which Continent ?
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(creditcard nummer kwam van http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/ die herkenbaar valse nummers aanmaakt)
quote:Ze zijn nog HEEL erg boos over de goatse foto's*knip*
10:36:21 PM AgentRoy
Yeah saw yours in that picture that you ppl used to send us..
10:36:29 PM CustomerWacco
That's goatse
10:36:42 PM CustomerWacco
he likes to stretch you know...
10:36:51 PM AgentRoy
You..
10:37:12 PM CustomerWacco
well
10:37:13 PM AgentRoy
Your original name right..
10:37:21 PM CustomerWacco
let's get to business
10:37:46 PM CustomerWacco
do you ship to the netherlands?
10:38:12 PM AgentRoy
You have the card details ready with you?
10:38:19 PM CustomerWacco
yep
10:38:22 PM CustomerWacco
bring it on
10:39:11 PM CustomerWacco
do you like dutch people?
10:39:51 PM AgentRoy
What parts and the credit card details now..
10:40:02 PM CustomerWacco
i like you
10:40:32 PM CustomerWacco
please
10:40:35 PM CustomerWacco
don't leave me
10:40:51 PM CustomerWacco
i have it here...
10:41:13 PM CustomerWacco
MasterCard: 5262 6402 5030 7498
Expires: 12/2010
10:41:20 PM AgentRoy
Hey don't you have any nice work to do?
10:41:51 PM AgentRoy
CVV2 number.
10:41:51 PM CustomerWacco
part number is 1337
10:42:09 PM AgentRoy
CVV2 number.
10:42:26 PM CustomerWacco
i'm not going to tell you, i first want some assurance...
10:42:32 PM CustomerWacco
is this line secure?
10:43:02 PM AgentRoy
Thanks for using others card as now it has become an offense..
10:43:11 PM AgentRoy
Now the case will be a strong one..
10:43:18 PM AgentRoy
Take care man..
10:43:19 PM CustomerWacco
i'm behind 7 proxies
10:43:24 PM CustomerWacco
good luck
10:43:25 PM AgentRoy
You gave me proofs now..
10:43:25 PM AgentRoy
Take care..
10:43:42 PM CustomerWacco
copy pasting text 8)
10:43:44 PM AgentRoy
You know something..
10:43:47 PM CustomerWacco
thanks for the entertainment
10:44:18 PM AgentRoy
The proxies do not work with this portal as we have the best proxy detectors inform this to your friends too..
10:44:24 PM CustomerWacco
HAHAHAHA
10:44:30 PM CustomerWacco
good luck unwrapping the onion
10:44:31 PM AgentRoy
All the friends look the same way as in the pictures right..
10:44:35 PM AgentRoy
Thanks and good bye.
10:44:37 PM SystemSystem
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quote:SystemSystem
Connected with Scott
23:47:06 CustomerPussyCat
*Woof?*
23:47:22 AgentScott
MEOW**
Ik werd even verbeterd...quote:System James has joined this session! 23:52:30 SystemSystem Connected with James 23:52:34 AgentJames ch 23:52:36 AgentJames Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? 23:52:37 CustomerSjake Hi Jamyboy 23:53:06 AgentJames How can I assist you today? 23:53:21 CustomerSjake C1R56158 that one, can i use that also on a bmw m5? 23:54:05 AgentJames What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? 23:54:54 CustomerSjake BMW M5 V10 E60 from 2005 23:55:25 AgentJames Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment? 23:55:37 CustomerSjake offcourse 23:57:10 AgentJames I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? 23:57:42 CustomerSjake it's from your website? 23:57:45 CustomerSjake here it is 23:58:02 CustomerSjake http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/search/?Ne=4&N=1733+4294967004&Ntt=Battery%20Charger 23:58:06 AgentJames This won't fit on your vehicle. 23:58:23 CustomerSjake it does 23:58:31 CustomerSjake a friend of mine has it too 23:58:56 CustomerSjake and that bmw goes like the wind, i swear! 23:59:26 AgentJames Just a sec 23:59:51 AgentJames I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic. 0:00:45 CustomerSjake he is the local mechanic 0:00:55 CustomerSjake he send me to you! 0:01:17 AgentJames Ok would you like to order this part? 0:01:19 CustomerSjake you are a great dealer he said 0:01:38 AgentJames CTEK Battery Charger costs $61.33 0:01:40 CustomerSjake but you don't have it in stock? how can i order it then? 0:01:54 CustomerSjake $60? 0:02:01 AgentJames This part is in stock 0:02:10 CustomerSjake you just said it wasn't 0:02:32 CustomerSjake but that's great 0:02:36 AgentJames This is a universal part. 0:02:42 CustomerSjake alright 0:02:50 CustomerSjake very good one too! 0:03:16 AgentJames Have you ever ordered with us before ? 0:04:20 CustomerSjake can i send u a picture of my car? 0:04:29 CustomerSjake just to make sure the part will fit 0:04:39 AgentJames Ok 0:04:46 CustomerSjake but no, only my frend, he send me to you 0:05:06 CustomerSjake klik 0:05:06 AgentJames Let me double check the part 0:05:14 CustomerSjake thats my car 0:06:12 AgentJames Please hold on 0:07:30 CustomerSjake hoo, wrong link, i mend http://www.autoweek.nl/carbasedata.php?cache=no&vpos=&id=34188&cache=no 0:07:36 CustomerSjake that one 0:07:42 CustomerSjake a great car 0:07:52 CustomerSjake buy it your self to! 0:08:00 CustomerSjake and you got rickrolled:D 0:08:29 CustomerSjake just kiddin, did you mind? 0:08:41 CustomerSjake but serious 0:08:47 AgentJames Yes,this will fit on 0:08:59 CustomerSjake great! 0:09:09 CustomerSjake wow 0:09:25 AgentJames Perfect fit 0:09:29 CustomerSjake my bmw goes 267 with that part 0:09:32 AgentJames Super car 0:09:37 CustomerSjake that's fast you know 0:09:43 CustomerSjake only the cpos.. 0:09:45 AgentJames How you drive this car 0:09:46 CustomerSjake cops 0:09:57 AgentJames With care 0:10:13 CustomerSjake no, this one not. 0:10:22 CustomerSjake i have this one for fun 0:10:52 AgentJames great 0:11:12 AgentJames Would you like to order? 0:11:24 CustomerSjake but a Aston Martin V8 Volante for home use 0:11:34 CustomerSjake a great car too 0:11:50 CustomerSjake do you know that car? 0:11:57 AgentJames Any way 0:12:00 AgentJames Bye! 0:12:02 SystemSystem James has left this session! 0:12:02 SystemSystem The session has ended!
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quote:Op zondag 29 juni 2008 00:20 schreef Rammstino het volgende:
System
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0:15:30 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
0:15:50 CustomerSjake
Can you connect me with James please?
0:16:01 AgentFaith
okay
0:16:03 AgentFaith
please hold
0:16:07 CustomerSjake
allright
0:16:12 CustomerSjake
thank you
0:16:15 SystemSystem
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
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0:16:42 CustomerSjake
hi jameyboy!!!
0:16:48 CustomerSjake
i missed you
0:16:56 CustomerSjake
how are you now?
0:17:04 CustomerSjake
i really want o buy that part
0:17:06 AgentJames
not fine
0:17:10 CustomerSjake
why did u disconnect me?
0:17:18 AgentJames
We accept Visa,Mastercard, Discover & Amex.Please provide me the Credit Card Number, Expiration date and the 3 digit cid code on the back of your card ..
0:17:22 CustomerSjake
why that?
0:18:09 CustomerSjake
do you also accept paypall?
0:18:26 AgentJames
No
0:18:31 AgentJames
Only credit card
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quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:22 schreef Placenta het volgende:
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent
. Begin en einde was leuk !quote:Hallo, mijn naam is Steven Spiele. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
R.Bakker:
Hoi , is laurens daar
Steven Spiele:
nee...
R.Bakker:
Ik ben Rob zijn buurman , ik zag dat zijn voordeur open staat en het begint nu keihard te regenen !
R.Bakker:
Dus ik wilde graag weten of alles in orde is en ik kan hem niet bereiken
Steven Spiele:
ok...mijn collega gaat even bellen nu
R.Bakker:
dankje wel ik hoop dat er niks ergs is
Steven Spiele:
ok...
Steven Spiele:
alles in orde...
R.Bakker:
Mooi zo
Steven Spiele:
dank u....
R.Bakker:
nee jij bedankt
Steven Spiele:
graag gedaan\hij is al gebeld
R.Bakker:
mooi , mag jij bellen onder hetwerk ?
Steven Spiele:
ja
Steven Spiele:
dan wel...
R.Bakker:
Sta jij niet met hem op deze foto : http://tinyurl.com/2xya9o
Steven Spiele:
nee...jij??
R.Bakker:
nee
R.Bakker:
Je hebt niet eens gekeken
R.Bakker:
Samen met R.Roll
Steven Spiele:
leuk joh
Steven Spiele:
r droll!!!
R.Bakker:
in jouw geval F.Lapdrol
Steven Spiele:
ja joh...
R.Bakker:
ik hoor je speelt runescape
Steven Spiele:
nee
Steven Spiele:
ik heb nu wek al je gegevens
Steven Spiele:
das pas leuk..
R.Bakker:
lache
Steven Spiele:
ja
R.Bakker:
Steven Spiele:
nou zieligerd
Steven Spiele:
fijne avond
Steven Spiele:
doei
Steven Spiele:
flap
Steven Spiele:
du
Steven Spiele:
drol
Steven Spiele heeft het gesprek verlaten.
R.Bakker:
hahaha
quote:Op zondag 29 juni 2008 19:18 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Deze meneer is leuk
[..]
Ben benieuwd of ze dat word aangerekend als ze zo gaan schelden en uit hun rol vallen?
quote:Saaaaie die charlessConnected with Charles
23:21:08
Charles
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:21:12
spanjol
hey charles dickens
23:21:13
Charles
Hi..
23:21:21
spanjol
i have a volvo
23:21:59
Charles
Yes what is the Issue ?
23:22:26
spanjol
its a slow one.. I want to make him faster.. Like more horse powers
23:23:20
spanjol
What do you recommend ?
23:24:19
Charles
Cold air Intake , exhaust System ,Exhaust system , throttle body Spacer
23:24:29
Charles
Where are you located ?
23:24:38
spanjol
texas
23:25:00
spanjol
that sound like alot i can do.
23:25:16
spanjol
one moment please.. My fone is ringing
23:25:39
Charles
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
23:26:07
spanjol
im back, it was my girlfriend... told the bitch to wait... i have volvo v70 2006
23:26:35
Charles
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
23:27:00
spanjol
i have the time
23:28:05
Charles
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
23:28:06
Charles
Sorry
23:28:22
spanjol
thats a piti
23:28:33
Charles
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
23:28:43
spanjol
Sound like you know alot about cars.. So i have another question
23:28:57
spanjol
whats better.. A biturbo or a twinturbo
23:29:20
spanjol
and should i dump my girlfriend or use her for sex?
23:30:07
Charles
Sorry this is a professional chat
23:30:22
spanjol
ok forget the last question
23:31:08
spanjol
Im a professional kastanova
23:32:33
spanjol
Hello? Im a human being.. I dont like to be ignored
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:36:55
doctor
Hi
23:37:04
Bret
hello
23:37:50
doctor
A man went to the doctor.. The doctor said "i have good news and i have bad news".. "the bad news is.. you have cancer... and the good news is.... ohh... there isn't any good news
"
23:39:43
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One good advice from me is .. better don't come back to live chat.
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, betekent dat je nog je coming out moet hebben om de mensen te laten zien dat je echt een casanova bent quote:Ik bedenk watOp zondag 29 juni 2008 23:41 schreef Placenta het volgende:
Kastanova
quote:Ik heb geen idee waar ik het over moet hebbenSystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
23:47:53 CustomerCat
*Woof*
23:48:08 CustomerCat
*I'm looking for some parts*
23:48:21 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
23:48:39 CustomerCat
*Some doggy biscuits sound good?*
23:48:57 AgentLeonelle
Where are you located Cat?
23:48:58 CustomerCat
*Woof woof!*
23:49:06 CustomerCat
*In NY*
23:49:21 AgentLeonelle
Okay. What part are you looking?
23:49:37 CustomerCat
I'm looking
23:49:44 CustomerCat
...............FOR?
23:50:00 CustomerCat
Is that what you were trying to say?
23:50:29 AgentLeonelle
Are you looking some parts for your vehicle?
23:50:41 CustomerCat
*Roar* americans who can't speak english piss me off *woof*
23:51:07 CustomerCat
*if my vehicle is me, and by parts you mean food then yes*
23:51:51 AgentLeonelle
Sorry Cat I can assist you with that.
23:51:55 AgentLeonelle
*can't
23:51:58 CustomerCat
But I'm hungry
23:52:01 CustomerCat
23:52:03 CustomerCat
23:52:09 CustomerCat
Me needs teh foodz
23:52:19 CustomerCat
*MEow*
23:52:29 CustomerCat
How 'bout some chinese take away?
23:52:31 CustomerCat
Or pizza
23:52:58 CustomerCat
Aren't you hungry?
23:53:21 AgentLeonelle
No I'm not hungry Cat
23:53:21 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
23:53:50 CustomerCat
Yes
23:54:26 AgentLeonelle
I can't assist you with non-related parts Cat.
23:54:31 CustomerCat
I'm just trying to make your work less boring
23:54:48 CustomerCat
And if parts = food and the vehicle = me then I;m sure u can help
23:54:58 CustomerCat
What time is it over there?
23:55:17 AgentLeonelle
3:00 PST
23:55:25 CustomerCat
Cool.
23:55:45 CustomerCat
How come the other live helpers are so moody?
23:56:17 AgentLeonelle
I don't know Cat. Maybe they are busy and needs to hit the quota.
23:56:17 AgentLeonelle
Sorry Cat I need to end this chat. Have a nice day though!
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quote:Je bent dan ook niet grappig.Op zondag 29 juni 2008 23:57 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:
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Ik heb geen idee waar ik het over moet hebben
quote:Op zondag 29 juni 2008 19:18 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Deze meneer is leuk
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quote:nouhou! gaat ie wegVerkoop: goedenavond
G.J. Vermeulen: Goedenavond
G.J. Vermeulen: ik heb een vraag met betrekking tot de pakketten die u aanbiedt
G.J. Vermeulen: ik kan nergens de verzendkosten vinden hiervan
Verkoop: ok. Steek van wal
G.J. Vermeulen: met welk postbedrijf worden deze pakketten verzonden?
Verkoop: hu? ik begrijp je vraag niet. U bedoeld een hosting pakket
Verkoop: "??
G.J. Vermeulen: Ja. Er zijn verschillende pakketten, die naarmate ze duurder worden ook groter zijn. Hoeveel kost het verzenden hiervan?
Verkoop: er wordt natuurlijk niets verstuurd. Het is de dienst die weordt afgenomen
G.J. Vermeulen: jullie maken het pakketje zelf open?
G.J. Vermeulen: waarom wordt het dan in eerste instantie ingepakt?
Verkoop heeft de verlaten
Klik hier om een bericht achter te laten
quote:Hallo, mijn naam is Aisha Bonse. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Jan Peter:
Goedendag mevrouw Bonse
Aisha Bonse:
goedenavond
Jan Peter:
ik wou graag wat te eten bestellen indien dat mogelijk is.
Aisha Bonse:
dat is mogelijk...
Aisha Bonse:
wat is uw postcode?
Jan Peter:
alleen wilt u misschien niet doorvertellen dat ik hier eten bestel?
Jan Peter:
of komt u mijn naam niet bekend voor?
Jan Peter:
anders heb ik niets gezegt
Aisha Bonse:
doen we niet, er bestelling vele BN'ers via onze site
Jan Peter:
Oké, dankuwel voor uw begrip
Jan Peter:
Moment, even mijn telefoon opnemen.
Jan Peter:
Mijn excuses, het kan dringend zijn.
Jan Peter:
Sorry voor het op onthoud.
Jan Peter:
Ik zou graag 4 medium pizza's met witte truffelcrčme, Burrata mozzorella en krullen Culla de Crabettu willen bestellen.
Aisha Bonse:
wat is je postcode?
Aisha Bonse:
ik moet eerst je postcode, anders kan ik geen restaurant selecteren...
Jan Peter:
Oké, ja dit is mijn eerste keer begrijpt u.
Aisha Bonse:
no probs
Jan Peter:
Maar ik mag niet zomaar al mijn privé gegevens op straat gooien.
Jan Peter:
Kunt u garanderen dat dit veilig is?
Aisha Bonse:
zal toch moeten, want anders is het niet mogelijk om te bestellen...
Aisha Bonse:
uiteraard is het safe!
Jan Peter:
Dan moet ik u maar geloven.
Jan Peter:
2904 FK
Jan Peter:
Bevalt uw beroep, en doet u dit al lang?
Jan Peter:
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Jan Peter:
potverdorie, verkeerde scherm
Jan Peter:
mijn excuses, die link was voor Geert bestemd.
Jan Peter:
wilt u daar niet op klikken?
Jan Peter:
vriendelijk bedankt.
Aisha Bonse:
zal ik niet doen
Aisha Bonse:
weet u al bij welk restaurant u wilt bestellen?
Jan Peter:
Pardon, ik dacht dat jullie dat uitzochten voor mij.
Aisha Bonse:
dat mag je zelf doen
Jan Peter:
Waar zou ik die informatie kunnen vinden?
Aisha Bonse:
www.justeat.nl
Jan Peter:
Ik ben momenteel niet thuis gevestigd, dus ik weet niet wat hier in de buurt zit.
Aisha Bonse:
en dan je postcode invoeren
Aisha Bonse:
zojuist heb ik je postcode gevraagd, 2904 was het antwoord...
Jan Peter:
Dat is mijn woonplaats inderdaad, Capelle aan de Ijssel.
Jan Peter:
Maar daar ben ik momenteel niet aanwezig
Jan Peter:
Ook de Minister President gaat wel eens op visite begrijpt u.
Aisha Bonse:
zonder eerst gegeten te hebben....
Jan Peter:
Mevrouw, u moet goed begrijpen dat wij niet altijd om 5 uur naar huis kunnen.
Jan Peter:
Wij werken niet alleen voor ons zelf, maar voor de hele maatschappij.
Jan Peter:
Dan kan het voorkomen dat er overgewerkt moet worden.
Jan Peter:
Mijn excuses, maar dit duurd me toch echt allemaal een beetje te lang.
Jan Peter:
Morgen om 8 uur wel weer present zijn in Den Haag,ik moet ook voldoende rust krijgen begrijpt u.
Jan Peter:
Een fijne nachtrust toegewenst.
Aisha Bonse:
dank je wel, jij ook.
Jan Peter:
Pas maar op dat Geert niet achter uw aankomt nu u mij zo heeft laten zitten.
Jan Peter:
En het is U voor jou jongedame
Jan Peter:
Prettige dag nog.
Aisha Bonse:
dank je wel. Jij ook en succes in Den Haag morgen
Aisha Bonse:
Jan Peter:
Ik zal een spoeddebat beginnen over u
Aisha Bonse:
je bent in elk geval een minister president, die niet met z'n muis over het beeldscherm gaat, hahahahaha
Aisha Bonse:
Zet hem op JP
Aisha Bonse:
Jan Peter:
Proberen we hier nu lollig te doen?
Jan Peter:
Weet u wel wie u tegenover u hebt staan.
Aisha Bonse:
ne...
Jan Peter:
Eerste klas scrotum bent u.
Jan Peter:
Jan Peter,zoals in Jan Peter Balkenende?
Aisha Bonse:
die ken ik niet...
Jan Peter:
Die zorgt ervoor dat u niet lang meer in Nederland vertoeft, ik heb zo mijn connecties, en daarmee wil ik di gesprek beeindigen.
Jan Peter:
Tabee
!quote:Had je veel gesmoked dat je jezelf jan peter waande?
Lache gesprekje
quote:Verveling heOp maandag 30 juni 2008 22:25 schreef deepart het volgende:
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Had je veel gesmoked dat je jezelf jan peter waande?
Lache gesprekje
quote:Hier kwam de melk uit mijn neusJan Peter:
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Jan Peter:
potverdorie, verkeerde scherm
Jan Peter:
mijn excuses, die link was voor Geert bestemd.
quote:Zou ze er stiekem toch wel op geklikt hebben? Heb ik haar nog gerickrolled ook.
Wie stapt in de huid van Geert? Ik wacht op een vervolg
hoi
Geert:
ik wil graag eten bestellen
Helaas is er op dit moment geen klantenservice medewerker beschikbaar. Als u wilt kunt u hieronder een bericht achter laten. Wij zullen daarop zo snel mogelijk reageren. Hartelijk bedankt.
quote:Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze meOp dinsdag 1 juli 2008 10:58 schreef WIET_se het volgende:
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Zou ze er stiekem toch wel op geklikt hebben? Heb ik haar nog gerickrolled ook.
Wie stapt in de huid van Geert? Ik wacht op een vervolg
.quote:Waarom dat niet?!?!Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:06 schreef R-dry het volgende:
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Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze me
quote:BalenOp dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:06 schreef R-dry het volgende:
[..]
Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze me
quote:Lijkt me vrij logisch: ze weten heus wel dat er grapjassen zoals wij zijn die ze vanalles en nogwat toesturen. Zoals gore plaatjes, rick-rolls, virussen of spy-ware. Daarom is het niet toegestaan voor die chat-medewerkers om op die linkjes te klikken.
Dat zie je ook in eerdere gesprekken in dit topic waar mensen zo grappig waren om een Goatse te plaatsen. De meeste medewerkers reageerden er niet op, omdat ze er waarschijnlijk niet op geklikt hadden.
quote:Sarcasme sgatOp dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:33 schreef HuHu het volgende:
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Lijkt me vrij logisch: ze weten heus wel dat er grapjassen zoals wij zijn die ze vanalles en nogwat toesturen. Zoals gore plaatjes, rick-rolls, virussen of spy-ware. Daarom is het niet toegestaan voor die chat-medewerkers om op die linkjes te klikken.
Dat zie je ook in eerdere gesprekken in dit topic waar mensen zo grappig waren om een Goatse te plaatsen. De meeste medewerkers reageerden er niet op, omdat ze er waarschijnlijk niet op geklikt hadden.
quote:???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topicOp donderdag 3 juli 2008 12:31 schreef First het volgende:
Tvp
quote:Eigenlijk een kick, zodat er weer wat grappige gesprekjes gepost worenOp donderdag 3 juli 2008 13:18 schreef weasel85 het volgende:
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???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topic
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19:51:20 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
19:51:32 CustomerB30failure
Hello, I am looking for a part for my car
19:51:50 AgentLeonelle
What part are you looking sir?
19:52:08 CustomerB30failure
I am looking for a injection manifold for my Volvo 160
19:52:30 AgentLeonelle
Let me check.
19:53:14 CustomerB30failure
It's a B30 enngine with a costum B5254T header.
19:53:30 AgentLeonelle
One moment.
19:54:46 CustomerB30failure
Sure.
19:56:08 CustomerB30failure
Could you please hurry up? The Fed's are after me.
19:56:20 AgentLeonelle
Yes. I am giving you the quote.
19:56:38 CustomerB30failure
Ok.
19:57:05 AgentLeonelle
May I ask the exact year and model of your vehicle?
19:57:19 CustomerB30failure
It's a 1972 Volvo 160
19:58:05 AgentLeonelle
I do apologize we don't carry yet the part that you need. Is there anything that you need aside from this?
19:58:26 CustomerB30failure
Can you ship a complete engine B5254T type?
19:58:39 CustomerB30failure
That way I can fix my engine and escape the police.
19:58:39 AgentLeonelle
Is your vehicle a diesel?
19:58:49 CustomerB30failure
No, it's a gasguzzler.
19:59:15 AgentLeonelle
One moment.
19:59:30 AgentLeonelle
Sorry we do not carry the whole engine please try auto zone or summit racing.
19:59:43 CustomerB30failure
What engines do you have on stock?
20:00:00 AgentLeonelle
We do not sell the whole engine sir.
20:00:16 CustomerB30failure
What engine parts can you deliver?
20:00:26 AgentLeonelle
Let me check.
20:00:31 CustomerB30failure
I need a least a nft.ew oilpump and ckranksha
20:01:05 AgentLeonelle
Where are you located sir?
20:01:46 CustomerB30failure
If i order a new oilpump and crankshaft, the order will be more then 50 dollar so I get free shipping?
20:02:04 CustomerB30failure
For my own safety I cannot tell you my current location.
20:02:15 CustomerB30failure
I am still on the run from the police.
20:03:30 AgentLeonelle
Sorry sir I need to know your address. We can't ship the part internationally.
20:03:35 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:04:19 CustomerB30failure
For safety reasons the parts have to be shipped to a middleman in The Netherlands. He will send them back to my cover address in the States
20:04:41 CustomerB30failure
If I give you my current address the cops will be on me in no-time.
20:04:55 CustomerB30failure
Are you calling the Police????
20:04:59 CustomerB30failure
Are you?
20:05:10 AgentLeonelle
Definitely not.
20:05:43 CustomerB30failure
Okay.
20:05:47 CustomerB30failure
is this a secure line?
20:05:50 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:05:55 AgentLeonelle
Yes.
20:06:03 AgentLeonelle
Please be informed that We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session which represents the highest level of security available on the Internet wherein your information are well protected.
20:06:19 CustomerB30failure
Yes, I need the parts so I can escape to Mexico/Canada/Europe.
20:06:36 CustomerB30failure
If I give you 10K can you delivere the parts yourself to my hideout?
20:07:36 AgentLeonelle
Yes.
20:07:36 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:08:09 CustomerB30failure
Like you may notice, I am connected to the intenet trough a proxyserver at my middlemans house in Europe.
20:08:25 CustomerB30failure
Are you game to delivere the asked parts to me?
20:08:46 AgentLeonelle
We can't ship the parts in your location sir.
20:09:44 CustomerB30failure
Skip the formal stuff, I am into serious business. If you deliver the parts to my US hideout, you will make 10K. Is this something you are willing to do for a man in trouble?
20:11:06 AgentLeonelle
Is this for the serious matter because we are working here to value your your time sir not for anything else. Just tell me the parts that you need and the shipping address is US okay?
20:12:59 CustomerB30failure
I'm not kidding, this a my last chance, I have info on things you wouldn't believe and that is why the cops are after me. I need a new oilpump and crankshaft for my Volvo. If I pay you 15K can you deliver them to my hidout?
20:13:37 CustomerB30failure
You can also keep my other car a 2005 Mercedes. I cannot use it anymore because of the attenjtion I am getting.
20:14:15 CustomerB30failure
I have to go real soon I cannot stay at the same location for to long at a time.
20:15:09 CustomerB30failure
I will contect you again soon. Got to go, they are after me.
20:15:21 AgentLeonelle
Thank you for visiting our website. Have a nice day!
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Ik wil ook een IP-ban, maar ik ben veel te aardig voor die gasten
http://www.uploading.com/(...)nteractio...pdf.html
Wat een sukkels
SPOILERschaamteloze tvp
quote:Ze zijn niet al te snugger daarJudie
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:02:37
Paul
ich brauche jetzt eine carborateur fur meine volvo
2:02:40
Paul
haben sie die?
2:04:40
Judie
can't understand Spanish
Paul
Nur Spanish? Como es tu Dias?
2:11:25
Paul
El hablo dos arriba del carboratos?
2:11:49
Judie
We are glad to be of help. Thank you for visiting our web site..
en niet behulpzaam.
quote:Spaans met duits verwarrenOp zondag 20 juli 2008 02:10 schreef Platina het volgende:
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Ze zijn niet al te snugger daar
en niet behulpzaam.
Je noemt poep toch ook geen kaviaar...Spaans
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Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
19:06:55 CustomerJoop
Hello i need some parts for my volvo 140 from 1967
19:07:03 CustomerJoop
the color is red
19:07:20 AgentFaith
okay
19:07:26 CustomerJoop
and i need some new valves for the radio
19:07:26 AgentFaith
what particular parts?
19:07:43 AgentFaith
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
19:07:43 CustomerJoop
and an gearbox
19:08:15 CustomerJoop
and a rear veiuw mirror
19:08:25 AgentFaith
okay
19:08:30 AgentFaith
let me check
19:08:32 CustomerJoop
and a new back shield window
19:08:35 AgentFaith
where you located?
19:08:39 CustomerJoop
usa
19:09:08 CustomerJoop
kentucky, you know
19:09:20 AgentFaith
sorry we don't have a catalog for 140 model
19:09:26 CustomerJoop
too bad
19:09:46 CustomerJoop
and volvo 240?
19:10:05 CustomerJoop
from 1976
19:10:19 CustomerJoop
?
19:10:35 AgentFaith
we don't have it also
19:11:02 CustomerJoop
euhm... volvo 760 V6 Turbo Diesel from 1985
19:11:04 CustomerJoop
?
19:11:20 CustomerJoop
i need an D24 engine
19:12:35 AgentFaith
we do have is a mirror only for 1985 volvo 760
19:12:47 CustomerJoop
okay i want that one
19:13:00 AgentFaith
may i know the engine displacement of your engine in liters
19:13:11 CustomerJoop
2500CC
19:13:15 AgentFaith
are you looking for the a power or manual?
19:13:20 AgentFaith
in liters please
19:13:30 CustomerJoop
2.5Liters = 2500CC
19:13:39 CustomerJoop
Garage handbook
19:13:53 CustomerJoop
tear the car down and rebuild you know
19:14:00 AgentFaith
we don't have it in 2.5L
19:14:09 CustomerJoop
Volvo V70 AWD 2.5L Turbo
19:14:12 CustomerJoop
?
19:14:25 CustomerJoop
has an B5254T2 engine
19:14:43 CustomerJoop
you know i have a lot of volvo's
19:15:08 CustomerJoop
i just need those fucking part
19:15:08 AgentFaith
can i have the vin number of your car
19:15:28 CustomerJoop
suck my dick
19:17:26 AgentFaith
Thank you for visiting Live Help
19:17:31 AgentFaith
Have a great day
19:17:37 CustomerJoop
youre gay
19:17:38 SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:23:31 CustomerJerry Springer
Hi Sonny
0:23:42 AgentSonny
hello
0:23:43 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm looking for some juicy parts for my show
0:24:25 AgentSonny
what juicy part do you need?
0:25:14 CustomerJerry Springer
I need a new roof for my volvo cabrio
0:25:21 CustomerJerry Springer
I want one with a goatse print
0:25:55 AgentSonny
we dont carry eat
0:26:20 AgentSonny
sorry we dont Carry it
0:26:32 CustomerJerry Springer
Would you have any clue as to where I might be able to get one?
0:26:43 CustomerJerry Springer
a tubgirl print or hai2u would be fine too
0:27:05 CustomerJerry Springer
I basically want a print of the image on this site: www.hai2u.co on my cabrio roof
0:27:24 CustomerJerry Springer
www.hai2u.com I mean
0:27:27 AgentSonny
could you please hold for a minute?
0:27:39 CustomerJerry Springer
yes i could
0:29:01 AgentSonny
thanks
0:29:16 AgentSonny
HOST_ADDRESS: 145.116.2.woonstichting.de.key.invalid
IP_ADDRESS: xxxxxxxxxxx
LANG_NAME: English - US
LANG_NUMBER: 10
LANG_SPELLCODE: am
LOGIN_NAME: Jerry Springer
SUBJECT:
USER_AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; nl; rv:1.9.0.1) Gecko/2008070208 Firefox/3.0.1
0:29:36 AgentSonny
did i miss something?
0:29:54 CustomerJerry Springer
yeah, you guys are a riot over at http://forum.fok.nl
0:30:06 AgentSonny
let me send this to my it guy
0:30:06 AgentSonny
one moment
0:30:18 CustomerJerry Springer
np
0:30:23 AgentSonny
and block your computer
0:30:27 CustomerJerry Springer
awwwww
0:30:37 AgentSonny
anything else?
0:30:40 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm gonna miss you!
0:30:51 CustomerJerry Springer
let me give you the link to the thread
0:30:59 AgentSonny
sure
0:31:01 CustomerJerry Springer
you're gonna laugh as much as me
0:31:08 AgentSonny
i will appreciate it
0:31:26 CustomerJerry Springer
We do not ship to the Netherlands #3
0:31:53 CustomerJerry Springer
So do you want a performance in my show?
0:32:02 CustomerJerry Springer
we're gonna make a new season in the netherlands
0:32:53 AgentSonny
no thanks
0:33:09 AgentSonny
well thank you for your time and good manner
0:33:14 AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
0:33:16 CustomerJerry Springer
You're welcome
0:34:34 CustomerJerry Springer
I'll be nice from now on
0:34:36 CustomerJerry Springer
no more shock sites
0:34:45 CustomerJerry Springer
So tell me, where are you from?
0:35:09 SystemSystem
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Bij nader inzien misschien een beetje TE ver
Maar ik verveelde me gewoon EN ik was een proxy vergeten Word ik nu morgen meegenomen voor rendition?
[ Bericht 19% gewijzigd door Epidermis5516 op 21-07-2008 00:50:56 ]
quote:Te verOp maandag 21 juli 2008 00:28 schreef pmdomela het volgende:
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Bij nader inzien misschien een beetje TE ver
Word ik nu morgen meegenomen voor rendition?
Een Goatse-Arrestatieteam is nu onderweg!
En nu hebben ze je User-agent en IP adres, big deal
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16:48:27 Sam
Hi Foki
16:48:35 FOK!
hi Sam
16:48:37 FOK!
how are you?
16:48:52 Sam
Fine ! How may I Help you?
16:49:20 FOK!
i'm off in like 10 minutes. Can you help me get through? it's soooo boring
16:49:39 FOK!
i dont have anything to do really
16:49:41 FOK!
:/
16:49:52 Sam
This is professional chat !
16:49:57 Sam
Not Chat room
16:49:59 FOK!
oh
16:50:00 FOK!
sorry
16:50:05 FOK!
can i have your MSN then?
16:50:22 Sam
Where are you located?
16:50:29 FOK!
England
16:50:37 Sam
I apologize but we ship the parts only within the 48 continental states of USA.
16:50:47 FOK!
i do have friends ni the us if that counts
16:51:02 Sam
Get the full address?
16:51:33 FOK!
hmm, i don't know
16:51:36 FOK!
i'll just ask them
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and then i'll get back to you
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is that okay?:
16:51:47 Sam
Ok !
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thanks
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Get back to me with the address?
16:52:06 FOK!
send my regards to dennis
16:52:08 FOK!
i will
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Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:03:27 CustomerSjaak
Hi Jeff
18:03:45 AgentJeff
hi there
18:03:49 AgentJeff
how may I help you
18:03:49 AgentJeff
?
18:03:54 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to place an order for a pizza pepperoni with cheese, please
18:04:36 AgentJeff
sorry we are not a pizza company
18:04:53 CustomerSjaak
oh, woops! must've gotten the wrong address then
18:04:53 AgentJeff
you might wanna try your local funeral parlor
18:05:06 AgentJeff
sure they have pizza's there
18:05:13 CustomerSjaak
Fresh and steamy
18:05:26 AgentJeff
no I think you are just doped
18:05:34 AgentJeff
yes and kicking
18:05:37 CustomerSjaak
Nice...
18:05:46 AgentJeff
is there anything else you want to order?
18:05:52 CustomerSjaak
hmmm
18:05:56 AgentJeff
besides fresh corpse
18:06:02 CustomerSjaak
Will you ship to the Netherlands?
18:06:26 AgentJeff
right at your door steps
18:06:35 CustomerSjaak
awesome
18:06:35 AgentJeff
I can give you a discount if you want
18:06:52 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to order a pizza hawaii at half price then
18:07:06 AgentJeff
ok
18:07:52 AgentJeff
bye
18:07:56 AgentJeff
have a nice
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meal
18:08:06 CustomerSjaak
Thanks!
18:08:22 AgentJeff
bye
18:09:59 CustomerSjaak
When the pizza delivery guy gets here, can I pay by creditcard?
18:10:37 AgentJeff
any type of payment you want
18:10:52 AgentJeff
as long as the money or the credit card is yours
18:11:02 AgentJeff
okey
18:11:12 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:11:21 CustomerSjaak
Nahhh not really
18:11:29 AgentJeff
ok
18:11:30 CustomerSjaak
Maybe while we're both waiting for that pizza delivery
18:11:36 CustomerSjaak
you could tell me about yourself
18:11:36 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:11:49 AgentJeff
no problem
18:11:52 CustomerSjaak
How's life today?
18:12:27 AgentJeff
well it sucks, specially talking to you
18:12:46 AgentJeff
where you form?
18:12:50 AgentJeff
from
18:12:51 CustomerSjaak
haha!
18:12:51 AgentJeff
I meant
18:13:02 CustomerSjaak
I'm from Amsterdam, the Netherlands
18:13:28 CustomerSjaak
and I think it sucks because you're stuck in that boring support job
18:13:37 AgentJeff
really
18:13:42 AgentJeff
no
18:13:44 AgentJeff
its not
18:14:11 CustomerSjaak
Don't you get arthritis from typing all day long?
18:14:29 CustomerSjaak
So where are you from then?
18:14:57 AgentJeff
don't worry I get paid at least after I retired
18:15:02 AgentJeff
how bout you
18:15:21 AgentJeff
sure you dont have a job
18:15:27 AgentJeff
and your a sore looser
18:15:30 CustomerSjaak
awwwwwwww
18:15:31 AgentJeff
correct?
18:15:33 CustomerSjaak
no
18:15:51 AgentJeff
so do you do for a living
18:15:53 CustomerSjaak
I'm a medical student at VU University of Amsterdam, and I work about 12 hours a week as a nurse
18:16:03 AgentJeff
oh really?
18:16:16 CustomerSjaak
yeah really
18:16:30 CustomerSjaak
Slow day today?
18:16:38 AgentJeff
is Amsterdam part of new York?
18:16:54 CustomerSjaak
I can see you're not very educated
18:17:02 CustomerSjaak
which is probably why you're stuck in that job
18:17:07 AgentJeff
does new Yorker
18:17:21 CustomerSjaak
Amsterdam is the capital city of The Netherlands, which is a country in Western Europe
18:17:51 AgentJeff
like you, don't have anything to do with their lives
18:18:17 AgentJeff
you are not quite smart
18:18:21 CustomerSjaak
Is it hard for you, that English grammar?
18:18:33 AgentJeff
we are working in the net 24/7
18:18:42 CustomerSjaak
in the net?
18:18:59 AgentJeff
so why saying your in other country
18:19:09 AgentJeff
we can trace you
18:19:15 CustomerSjaak
well trace me then
18:19:22 AgentJeff
especially dope like you
18:19:33 CustomerSjaak
It would be good for you, you'd finally look at a map
18:19:39 AgentJeff
dont worry we have your IP address
18:19:46 CustomerSjaak
I know
18:19:59 AgentJeff
so who is the not educated one here
18:20:16 AgentJeff
im wasting my time with a dope head
18:20:21 CustomerSjaak
Yes
18:20:28 AgentJeff
better bug someone else
18:20:29 CustomerSjaak
you should get back to selling autoparts
18:20:32 AgentJeff
work
18:20:45 CustomerSjaak
How old are you Jeff?
18:20:55 AgentJeff
yes I am
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bye
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:D:D Jeff werd helemaal gek:
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18:30:29 CustomerJesus
Hi Jeff
18:30:29 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:31:04 CustomerJesus
I'm looking for the Holy Grail, I think i left it in the backseat of my Volvo when I brought it in for a tire change last evening
18:31:45 AgentJeff
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information.
I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
18:32:06 AgentJeff
is there anything else I can help you with?
18:32:09 CustomerJesus
Well
18:32:18 CustomerJesus
I'm still waiting for that pizza I ordered!
18:32:18 AgentJeff
ok
18:32:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:32:46 AgentJeff
oh please wit for another 30 mins
18:32:56 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:33:01 CustomerJesus
Yeah
18:33:16 CustomerJesus
I think John Mccain sucks
18:33:51 AgentJeff
I don't care
18:34:04 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:34:09 CustomerJesus
You should, he might become the leader of your country
18:34:36 AgentJeff
coz we don't ship to your country
18:35:02 CustomerJesus
That's too bad
18:35:12 CustomerJesus
You could send it to me privately
18:35:19 CustomerJesus
I'll send you some Viagra if you do
18:35:21 AgentJeff
sure mccain don't want to lead your country too
18:35:47 AgentJeff
what else?
18:35:56 CustomerJesus
Ofcourse not, mccain is allergic to marihuana
18:36:13 CustomerJesus
so ofcourse he wouldn't want to lead my country
18:36:48 AgentJeff
now I know why our company don't ship to your country
18:37:19 CustomerJesus
Because we are all terrorists?
18:37:44 CustomerJesus
Are you going to vote for Obama or Mccain?
18:37:53 AgentJeff
no terrorist is different from a dope head
18:38:01 AgentJeff
well if you are here
18:38:05 CustomerJesus
sharp
18:38:06 AgentJeff
I will vote for you
18:38:10 CustomerJesus
I would too
18:38:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:38:26 CustomerJesus
But I'm not in the United States
18:38:35 CustomerJesus
I bet you're gonna vote for Obama
18:38:44 CustomerJesus
because you're black too
18:38:53 AgentJeff
no I will vote for you
18:39:02 CustomerJesus
You can't
18:39:03 AgentJeff
nope
18:39:08 CustomerJesus
I don't accept votes from you
18:39:11 AgentJeff
I can
18:39:11 CustomerJesus
becase
18:39:21 CustomerJesus
*because I don't accept votes from muslims
18:39:38 AgentJeff
ok, I know I'm not a dope head
18:39:43 AgentJeff
hahaha
18:39:53 AgentJeff
you don't want your kind?
18:40:29 CustomerJesus
Do you think I'm muslim?
18:40:38 AgentJeff
ok this is the first time I encountered a dope head like you that sucks
18:40:48 CustomerJesus
Do you think everything outside America is muslim?
18:40:53 AgentJeff
no but you type like one
18:40:58 AgentJeff
yes
18:41:08 AgentJeff
you are a Muslim
18:41:12 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:41:16 CustomerJesus
no
18:41:30 CustomerJesus
Well you type like a black guy
18:41:33 AgentJeff
yes and your country is swarming with Muslim
18:41:54 AgentJeff
well Im not
18:41:59 CustomerJesus
Did you know blacks have a greatly increased chance at dying from cardiovascular diseases? Bad genes and all that
18:42:14 AgentJeff
but im sure you are a Muslim
18:42:26 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:42:46 AgentJeff
now you are beginning to sound like a nigger
18:42:54 CustomerJesus
Well actually I'm an atheist and think religion is bull
18:43:11 CustomerJesus
a nigger?
18:43:14 CustomerJesus
You called me a nigger?
18:43:19 AgentJeff
how did you know about that if you are not a Negro
18:43:27 CustomerJesus
You think it's normal to call people nigger?
18:43:39 AgentJeff
yes im calling you a nigger
18:43:54 AgentJeff
no but for you
18:43:54 CustomerJesus
I guess you're sexually frustrated eh
18:44:06 AgentJeff
no are you?
18:44:17 CustomerJesus
BTW I know about the cardiovascular chance thing because I'm a medical student
18:44:26 CustomerJesus
nah
18:44:45 CustomerJesus
well I think you are the girl in this image: www.hai2u.com
18:44:54 AgentJeff
ok
18:45:09 AgentJeff
I can search that one too on the Internet
18:45:27 CustomerJesus
Yes, or you could just look in the mirror
18:45:39 AgentJeff
why
18:45:45 CustomerJesus
Equally easy
18:46:04 AgentJeff
you saw your self when you look at the mirror
18:46:22 CustomerJesus
yes
18:46:38 CustomerJesus
So where are you from Jeff?
18:46:42 CustomerJesus
and how old are you?
18:46:49 AgentJeff
good for you nigger or Muslim
18:47:28 CustomerJesus
that's not very professional of you, Jeff
18:47:35 CustomerJesus
to call someone a nigger
18:47:44 AgentJeff
why are you being one?
18:47:54 AgentJeff
nigger
18:48:02 CustomerJesus
hahahahaha
18:48:05 CustomerJesus
I'm not a nigger
18:48:11 CustomerJesus
I'm white
18:48:14 AgentJeff
why nigger, you cracking up?
18:48:23 CustomerJesus
Jesus wasn't a nigger, was he?
18:48:31 CustomerJesus
yes I am
18:48:33 CustomerJesus
nigga please
18:48:45 AgentJeff
but you act like a nigger, nigger
18:49:16 CustomerJesus
Still waiting for my pizza Jeff
18:49:29 CustomerJesus
go tell the delivery guy to hurry up
18:49:40 AgentJeff
just wait
18:50:15 AgentJeff
he will be knocking on a niggers door right about now
18:50:38 CustomerJesus
there's more then one nigger, you know
18:50:44 CustomerJesus
Obama isn't the only one
18:50:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your pizza nigger
18:51:10 AgentJeff
yeah Negro
18:51:20 AgentJeff
you hate your own kind
18:51:40 AgentJeff
your a Negro Muslim
18:52:10 AgentJeff
thats why you hate them, you hate your own kind
18:52:25 AgentJeff
that figures
18:52:37 CustomerJesus
you have a rich fantasy
18:52:47 AgentJeff
you too
18:52:59 CustomerJesus
Now fucking bow to me, for I am Jesus
18:53:35 AgentJeff
ok, I'm wasting a lot of time here for you so bye Muslim nigger
18:53:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:54:10 AgentJeff
nigger
18:54:39 CustomerJesus
alrighty
18:54:47 AgentJeff
NIGGER..........!!!!!!!!!! bye
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:08:11 CustomerSjonnie
hello joe
22:08:16 CustomerSjonnie
i hope u can help me out!
22:08:24 AgentJoe
Hello
22:08:57 CustomerSjonnie
i would like to buy an Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but i changed the my steering wheel and radio / cd player, u think i can still put in the new oil trap?
22:09:39 AgentJoe
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
22:10:17 CustomerSjonnie
Ow, bummer, but what would the part cost at u guys? and do u guys till ship to iceland altho we are in a financial crisis?
22:10:34 AgentJoe
Sorry, we do ship only within the 48 states of USA
22:11:02 CustomerSjonnie
So u can send it to my friend in haarlem and he can send it to me?
22:11:29 AgentJoe
Yep
22:11:39 CustomerSjonnie
But u know haarlem is in the netherlands?
22:12:09 AgentJoe
I am sorry, we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:12:28 CustomerSjonnie
but u just said that u could ship it, so i want it send to the netherlands ..
22:13:19 AgentJoe
we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:13:29 AgentJoe
We do not ship overseas
22:14:24 CustomerSjonnie
oke, well in that case I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggrol
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dat begin over dat stuur lol Alleen een beetje een kutkick
quote:je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:15 schreef OmeCo het volgende:
SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:08:11 CustomerSjonnie
hello joe
22:08:16 CustomerSjonnie
i hope u can help me out!
22:08:24 AgentJoe
Hello
22:08:57 CustomerSjonnie
i would like to buy an Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but i changed the my steering wheel and radio / cd player, u think i can still put in the new oil trap?
22:09:39 AgentJoe
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
22:10:17 CustomerSjonnie
Ow, bummer, but what would the part cost at u guys? and do u guys till ship to iceland altho we are in a financial crisis?
22:10:34 AgentJoe
Sorry, we do ship only within the 48 states of USA
22:11:02 CustomerSjonnie
So u can send it to my friend in haarlem and he can send it to me?
22:11:29 AgentJoe
Yep
22:11:39 CustomerSjonnie
But u know haarlem is in the netherlands?
22:12:09 AgentJoe
I am sorry, we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:12:28 CustomerSjonnie
but u just said that u could ship it, so i want it send to the netherlands ..
22:13:19 AgentJoe
we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:13:29 AgentJoe
We do not ship overseas
22:14:24 CustomerSjonnie
oke, well in that case I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggrol
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Hi
23:03:50 AgentEby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:03:54 CustomerDinges
Well...
23:04:01 CustomerDinges
My neighbour just bought a brand new Volvo
23:04:14 CustomerDinges
and he's going on vacation next week
23:04:32 CustomerDinges
So I wondered If I could order the key for his car, so I can 'borrow' it
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If you know what I mean
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I'm serious
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I won't tell
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Hello?
11:29:28 PM AgentNapier
when is the exact year of manufacturing of your vehicle please?
11:29:46 PM CustomerNetherlands
1989
11:31:45 PM AgentNapier
ok
11:34:02 PM CustomerNetherlands
Hello?
11:38:27 PM CustomerNetherlands
helllooo?
11:39:52 PM AgentNapier
yes you can still put that one
11:48:00 PM AgentNapier
have a great one appelsjap
11:48:10 PM AgentNapier
we do not ship to Netherlands
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people of Netherlands
11:56:12 PM CustomerTheNetherlands
Hello Napier
11:56:15 PM AgentNapier
good bye
11:56:18 PM CustomerTheNetherlands
what?
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Katrina: Hello. How may I assist you?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Hello, I'm having trouble with my tax returns.
Katrina: Exactly what sort of trouble?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Well I have been paying taxes for my Volvo, which happened to be too much.
Katrina: Taxes on a vehicle?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Indeed, or have I been ripped of?
Katrina: I would have no way of knowing that. TaxBrain is for doing income tax returns and has nothing to do with vehicles.
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Oh, that's just great.
Katrina: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Tell me, by the way, how do you feel about being named after a hurricane?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Did your mother not love you?
Katrina: I'm not.
Katrina: Welcome Back. What else can I assist you with?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Damn, that's just sneaky.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Do you do all the customers yourself?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: And I meant "do" in an non-sexual way.
Katrina: Yes.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: What, seriously? Poor girl, how's the job?
Katrina: Did you need assistance with a return you're preparing here on TaxBrain?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Well, that depends. What assistance can you offer?
Katrina: Technical support using the web site.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Ah, very well.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: In that cas I would like some technical support.
Katrina: Also, it is for US based returns only.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: *case, pardon me.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: What, US?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: You don't ship to the Netherlands?
Katrina: No.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Then how the fuck am I going to get my Volvo refund?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: YOU FREAKING NAZI'S MAN, YOU FREAKING NAZI'S
Damn, dat mens werkt alleen ofzo
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 02:47 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands
quote:Ik hoop dat hij de system admin gaat lastigvallenCopy Print Exit
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Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
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hi
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how may I help you please?
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what is your concern please?
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Warning: Incorrect restore code, you have 2 attempts remaining.
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hi
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hello
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Jammer dat ik het vervolg niet kan zien..Faith has joined this session!
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Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
12:12:07 CustomerJack
This is Jack, do you copy?
12:13:34 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:14:50 CustomerJack
Are we on a secure line?
12:15:24 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:15:24 AgentFaith
we are
12:17:19 AgentFaith
are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:19:04 AgentFaith
how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
12:22:10 AgentFaith
yes sir we are
12:22:15 AgentFaith
you are in live help
12:23:34 AgentFaith
you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
12:27:15 AgentFaith
is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
12:29:21 AgentFaith
but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
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Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
12:29:31 AgentFaith
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quote:mooiOp dinsdag 11 november 2008 11:54 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Het duurde even voor ik doorhad dat dat geen systeemberichten waren - pas bij www.google.com zag ik het xD
Het is dus overtuigend genoeg... Ik had eigenlijk wat anders moeten zeggen dan google.. Maar ik wist zo snel niks te bedenken quote:http://health.live.comOp dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:48 schreef SiestaGuru het volgende:
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mooi
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quote:Wat dacht je van: http://www.fbi.gov ?
quote:hoop dat dit verzonnen is want in amerika zijn ze niet zo happig op dit soort grapjesOp dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
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Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
12:12:07 CustomerJack
This is Jack, do you copy?
12:13:34 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:14:50 CustomerJack
Are we on a secure line?
12:15:24 AgentFaith
yes sir
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we are
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are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
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how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
12:22:10 AgentFaith
yes sir we are
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you are in live help
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you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
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is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
12:29:21 AgentFaith
but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
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quote:Whehe, het was wel precies van dat 24 taalgebruikOp dinsdag 11 november 2008 13:21 schreef Life het volgende:
Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS
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quote:Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
quote:zo! ben jij ff goed in lezen, dat is idd gecopied ja!Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:32 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:
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je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...
gelukkig ben jij hier wel van toegevoegde waarde met je 'a-grappig' mooiboy praat
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hi welcome to chat support, how may I help you?
19:39:47 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hi
19:40:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
i am looking for some parts for my volvo v90 (1998) do you have the ditributer belt?
19:40:20 AgentJayson
let me check
19:40:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
ok
19:40:55 AgentJayson
I do apologize we don’t have the part you are looking right now, however we might have some of the other parts that you need.
19:41:00 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hmm
19:41:03 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you got something i could use instead?
19:41:12 CustomerFernandes Slower
or the gear box
19:41:16 CustomerFernandes Slower
ive been searching the entire web for it
19:41:50 AgentJayson
let me check for the universal ones. where are you located by the way?
19:43:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
New york
19:43:30 AgentJayson
ok,please hold a moment
19:43:52 CustomerFernandes Slower
Is this a bot or am i actually talking to a person
19:44:55 AgentJayson
you are talking to real person
19:45:01 CustomerFernandes Slower
Ok
19:45:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you have the gear box
19:45:50 AgentJayson
this is a live help, real person. unfortunatey upon cehcking, we do not have gear box and Distributor Belt that will work,
19:45:55 AgentJayson
I would suggest contacting your local dealer or please check it back with us again at a later date for the availability.
19:46:10 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hmm ok
19:46:15 CustomerFernandes Slower
I have another request
19:46:26 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you sell battery
19:46:28 CustomerFernandes Slower
for volvo v90
19:46:40 AgentJayson
we do not have it also
19:46:45 CustomerFernandes Slower
man what do you have...
19:46:50 CustomerFernandes Slower
thought you were a superstore
19:47:25 AgentJayson
we might have some of the other parts that you need.
19:47:34 AgentJayson
just provide me the list you need and i will look them for you
19:47:38 CustomerFernandes Slower
do you got left
19:47:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
front
19:47:40 CustomerFernandes Slower
and back wing?
19:48:05 AgentJayson
we do not have them also. sorry.
19:48:16 CustomerFernandes Slower
could you directly send it to me when u got it
19:48:34 AgentJayson
our affiliated sites and us have the same warehouses, we regret to suggest but contacting your local dealer..
19:48:35 CustomerFernandes Slower
like by DHL
19:48:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
(pay at door)
19:49:06 CustomerFernandes Slower
Can i order them and pay right now and u send them when they arrive at your stock
19:49:40 AgentJayson
we do not do back orders, we'll just inform you on your e-mail so we can e-mail you if we have them already.
19:49:55 CustomerFernandes Slower
Alright
19:50:03 CustomerFernandes Slower
Thanks
19:50:30 AgentJayson
You arewelcome.
19:50:34 AgentJayson
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
19:50:36 CustomerFernandes Slower
Wait do you have my e-mail
19:50:52 CustomerFernandes Slower
****@hotmail.com
19:51:20 AgentJayson
thank you. we will contact you asap.
19:51:29 CustomerFernandes Slower
Ok if you won't im coming back
19:51:33 CustomerFernandes Slower
and i will get mad
19:51:41 CustomerFernandes Slower
Bye jayson for now
CustomerFernandes Slower
Oh
19:52:20 CustomerFernandes Slower
Forgot
19:52:21 AgentJayson
bye. have a good day.
19:52:22 CustomerFernandes Slower
Thanks for helping
19:52:29 CustomerFernandes Slower
You are really nice assister
19:52:35 CustomerFernandes Slower
other assister not helped me
19:52:36 CustomerFernandes Slower
thanks alot
19:52:47 CustomerFernandes Slower
my kids say "bye jayson"
19:53:01 AgentJayson
ok. bye.
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
19:57:08 CustomerNiels
hello napier
19:57:15 CustomerNiels
i need a volvo part
19:57:23 CustomerNiels
do you ship to holland?
19:57:26 AgentNapier
ok
19:57:36 AgentNapier
a pcv oil trap
19:57:41 AgentNapier
we do not ship to your country
19:58:06 CustomerNiels
yes, i need a pcv oil trap
19:58:10 CustomerNiels
why not?
19:58:31 AgentNapier
because we dont want
19:58:45 CustomerNiels
you hate people from holland?
19:59:20 CustomerNiels
19:59:21 AgentNapier
and its the same old illegitimate customers that keeps coming back from Holland and Netherlands
19:59:26 AgentNapier
no
19:59:40 CustomerNiels
yeah, it's kind of a joke
19:59:56 AgentNapier
ok
20:00:11 AgentNapier
we are doing business here not joke
20:00:16 CustomerNiels
there's this Dutch forum and there are topics about your company
20:00:21 AgentNapier
have a great one
20:00:26 AgentNapier
ok
20:00:47 CustomerNiels
yeah, it's fun, it's a pity you don't speak dutch or otherwise you should read it one time
20:00:58 CustomerNiels
so are you busy right now?
20:01:16 AgentNapier
yes
20:01:28 CustomerNiels
while you be shipping to the Netherlands in the future perhaps?
20:01:51 CustomerNiels
*will
20:01:51 AgentNapier
ok
20:02:00 CustomerNiels
yes? that's great? when?
20:02:42 AgentNapier
soon
20:02:45 CustomerNiels
do you ship to belgium?
20:02:48 AgentNapier
in the future
20:02:50 AgentNapier
no
20:02:50 CustomerNiels
cause I've got a friend in belgium
20:02:56 AgentNapier
ok
20:03:00 CustomerNiels
my brother lives in England, do you ship to England?
20:03:07 AgentNapier
no
20:03:12 CustomerNiels
where do you ship?
20:03:37 AgentNapier
only here in the USA
20:03:53 CustomerNiels
you are from the USA?
20:03:58 CustomerNiels
I thought you were from Sweden!!!!
20:04:03 CustomerNiels
wow that's weird
20:04:04 AgentNapier
yes
20:04:07 AgentNapier
no
20:04:32 CustomerNiels
I'll be in Dallas next spring... can you ship over there?
20:04:56 CustomerNiels
do you think I can take it with me on the plane back to the Netherlands?
20:05:18 AgentNapier
have a great one
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