We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:03 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:09 schreef Sneakemail het volgende:

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Ok, wie loopt hier te trollen

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:09 schreef Sneakemail het volgende:

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Ok, wie loopt hier te trollen

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:15 schreef James1988 het volgende:
"CYBERCRIME" is ineens stil

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:15 schreef James1988 het volgende:
"CYBERCRIME" is ineens stil

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:03 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:04 schreef speciwacy het volgende:
wat is dit voor topic?

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THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:20 schreef flipp. het volgende:
Het was wel grappig tot de 12 jarige kutkinderen het begonnen te verpesten met de afgezaagde grapjes. Jammer het begin was vermakelijk.

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:47 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Oef. ik heb nu een https proxy te pakken. nu kan ik zo misschien eindelijk weer inloggen!

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 22:38 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Niet grappig Penetratoro,

Maar Shavi heeft ook in mijn fotoboek gepost

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:12 schreef Kankerkachelsverkopert het volgende:
Kut Shavi heeft luchpauze volgens Julie

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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Alisa'

Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

geenidee: Hi ,Where is the Vanguard part ?

geenidee: dude , you there ?

Alisa: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.

geenidee: I guess I get a nice discount for the waiting ?

Alisa: Could you please tell me your order code so I can check?

geenidee: I didnt order anything YET

geenidee: Is that you on the picture ?

Alisa: ?

Alisa: What do you mean?

Alisa: I have no Picture

geenidee: There is a small picture of a good looking woman on the right side of the chatbox , I was wondering if that is you ?

Alisa: No

geenidee: Too bad , are you good looking ?

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:25 schreef Enchanter het volgende:

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Tot zover zegt ze niet erg veel

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:27 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
Mevrouw Ka
Komt mevrouw Ka in het café en bestelt ze een thee.
Loopt ze even later weg roept de ober:Mevrouw K U Thee!

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:27 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
Mevrouw Ka
Komt mevrouw Ka in het café en bestelt ze een thee.
Loopt ze even later weg roept de ober:Mevrouw K U Thee!

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:30 schreef Enchanter het volgende:

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k bedankt

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:26 schreef deepart het volgende:

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WoW als in WOrld of warcraft? Nerd alert!

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:32 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:

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graag gedaan

ik snap dit hele topic niet dus ik dacht ik gooi er maar even een stomme mop tegenaan.

maar ben al weer weg

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:34 schreef weasel85 het volgende:
hehe....

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:37 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:

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o jullie houden wel van moppen

oke nog eentje dan

Aan de bar
Er lopen 3 condooms de kroeg binnen en gaan aan de bar zitten,
vraagt de bar man: '' wat willen jullie drinken? ''
zegt de eerste: doe mij maar een koud pilsje
de tweede: een glas wijn graag..
de derde: Niks, ik zit nog vol van gister..

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:40 schreef deepart het volgende:

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HAAAHAHAHA!!! CONDOOM!! EINZ11ONE EN DAN ZO BIERTJE wel koud HAHAH WIJN>>>ONE<<< EN DAN ZO VOLLL VAN GISTERE ZOOO WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA EINZ VOL SPERMAAA AHAHAHAHA LOLLER!!!!!!!!!


AAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHA MEEER MEEER OHHHHHHH ME BUIK MAN


ONE1122TWO33ONEONEONE111111oneEINZ

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:41 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:

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lul

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Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

geenidee: Hi ,Where is the Vanguard part ?

geenidee: dude , you there ?

Alisa: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.

geenidee: I guess I get a nice discount for the waiting ?

Alisa: Could you please tell me your order code so I can check?

geenidee: I didnt order anything YET

geenidee: Is that you on the picture ?

Alisa: ?

Alisa: What do you mean?

Alisa: I have no Picture

geenidee: There is a small picture of a good looking woman on the right side of the chatbox , I was wondering if that is you ?

Alisa: No

geenidee: Too bad , are you good looking ?

geenidee: Dude , you still there ?

Alisa: Anything else?

geenidee: Yes

geenidee: How much Vanguard or WoW gold do I have to order to get a free Welpie ?

geenidee: Damn , do you have one finger to type with ..... ? Or do you think I got all day ?

Alisa: I am not sure what you mean

geenidee: Well I want to order some gold , but I want some free Welpies , like you or some other guy promised me

Alisa: We don't offer Welpies

geenidee: I prefer the orange ones , but the red , white or blue ones are fine as well

geenidee: WTF , no Welpies anymore ?

Alisa: No, sorry

geenidee: All out of stock ?

Alisa: We never sell items

geenidee: Well , last week u guys had some promotion thingie , when you ordered an X amount of gold , you get free Welpies

Alisa: Sorry, we have no as far as I know

geenidee: Ah thats too bad , do have some other promotion items ? Like wuppies or Smurfen ?

geenidee: Altho I prefer Welpies , but smurfen are fine as well

Alisa: No, we have no item on hand

geenidee: Okay , is Alisa your real name ?

Alisa: My English name

geenidee: What other names you have more ?

geenidee: May I ask you another question ?

Alisa: Ok

geenidee: Why does it take so long before I get an answer from you ?

Alisa: I need to talk to many customers at the same time

Alisa: Not only you on the chat right now

geenidee: You are all alone ?

Alisa: ?

geenidee: I was wondering are you talking to the other people all by yourself or are there more ppl there ?

Alisa: Many customer on the chat now, I need to answer you all one by one

geenidee: Damn , all by yourself , I would ask more money from your boss if I were you

Alisa: Ok

geenidee: Well this sucks , I want to order gold , but no Welpies , Wuppies or Smurfe, you guys suck , you know that ? You will all die and rot in hell , bye

Alisa: bye

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We are sorry for the inconvenience,
Access to Live Help has been denied from your network.

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:57 schreef Hillegommertje het volgende:
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Thank you for visiting our website.Please wait for a minute . There will be one operator talking with you.


We can help you no matter what problems you have. Any questions please contact with our live help.

Sherry 06-26 23:38:54

hi

You 06-26 23:39:04
hi , how are you

Sherry 06-26 23:39:31

fine

Sherry 06-26 23:39:37

and u ?

You 06-26 23:39:56

Im fine as well , thank you

Sherry 06-26 23:40:17

what can i do for u now ?:)

You 06-26 23:40:32

Is that you on the picture on the left ?

Sherry 06-26 23:40:42

Dikkie is ur name ?

Sherry 06-26 23:41:02

sorry i m not

You 06-26 23:41:16

Its my ingame name

You 06-26 23:41:28
Oh too bad

You 06-26 23:41:37
Is your real name Sherry ?

Sherry 06-26 23:41:59

but do u a picture now ? yes i m Sherry

You 06-26 23:43:04
There is a picture on the left side of the screen so I was wondering if it was you

You 06-26 23:43:09
Where you from ?

Sherry 06-26 23:43:24

usa

Sherry 06-26 23:43:27

and u ?

You 06-26 23:44:15
Im in Madurodam

Sherry 06-26 23:44:27

cool

You 06-26 23:44:34
Ever been in Madurodam ?

Sherry 06-26 23:45:06

no

You 06-26 23:45:24

You should go there sometime

Sherry 06-26 23:45:29

but i think i will like Madurodam because u

Sherry 06-26 23:45:38



Sherry 06-26 23:45:49

hehe

You 06-26 23:45:51

Okay , do you have a myspace profile ?

Sherry 06-26 23:46:29

sorry now i m working

You 06-26 23:47:07
SO am I , but you dont have a myspece profile ?

Sherry 06-26 23:47:23

no

You 06-26 23:49:07
Doh , I thought all chicks in the USA had a myspace profile ?!

You 06-26 23:49:20
M'n fantasie wat doe je ? ;'(

Sherry 06-26 23:49:34

：）

Sherry 06-26 23:49:42

have a nice day

Sherry 06-26 23:49:45

see u

You 06-26 23:50:56

But I have a question ?!!!!!!1111EINZ1111!!!

Sherry 06-26 23:51:13

plz?

You 06-26 23:51:40
When I order gold , will I get free Welpies with it ?

Sherry 06-26 23:53:15
Sorry ,you access the wrong live help,plz click the link https://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/15514262/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=15514262&byhref=1 ,and they will help you

Sherry 06-26 23:53:24

our website have not golds to sell

You 06-26 23:54:30

What do you sell then ?

Sherry 06-26 23:55:23

wow accounts

Sherry 06-26 23:55:26



You 06-26 23:57:18
mmm Okay , so if I buy a WoW account or two , how many Welpies will I get for free then ?

Sherry 06-26 23:58:16

Welpies whats mean?

You 06-26 23:59:20

I thought you guys got a promotion , buy ingame gold or accounts and get free Welpies

Sherry 06-27 00:00:18
what mean of Welpies ? i dont know


You 06-27 00:01:13
Thats odd , last week I talked to someone else at your company and told me about it , he even send me a link , with youtube move about the Welpie promotion

You 06-27 00:01:27

Let me see if I can find the link

Sherry 06-27 00:01:41
ok

You 06-27 00:02:24
One moment , is your computer blocked from youtube or not ?

Sherry 06-27 00:03:09
i cant find the recored from u

You 06-27 00:03:30
Oh I found it ,

AH: Alle Welpies helpen

You 06-27 00:04:07
Maybe if you are out of Welpies , Wuppies will do too

You 06-27 00:06:16

Are you ignoring me ?

Sherry 06-27 00:06:50
no

Sherry 06-27 00:06:50


Sherry 06-27 00:07:04
just i saw u send me the link

You 06-27 00:07:29

Ah , so how many welpies do I get with 1 WoW account ?

Sherry 06-27 00:08:01
yes i have sew but i still dont understand whats welpies

Sherry 06-27 00:08:01
.....

You 06-27 00:09:11
, well if you have any Welpies anymor e, maybe you got a picture of yourself

Sherry 06-27 00:09:41

if u want buy account now from our website ?

You 06-27 00:10:44
Well , no Welpies , no account , Im affraid , but maube we can date sometime ?

Sherry 06-27 00:11:23

www.accountol .com

Sherry 06-27 00:11:43

u can choose u would like account from our website

Sherry 06-27 00:12:37

www.accountol.com

You 06-27 00:13:09
I told you , no Welpies , no WoW account

Sherry 06-27 00:13:53

do u want what account ?let me help u to choose one ?

You 06-27 00:14:52
No thanx , I only buy a WoW account if I get free Welpies with it ,and since you are out of Welpies , Im affraid Im not gonna buy a WoW account ,

You 06-27 00:14:56
Im sorry

You 06-27 00:15:10
But we still can date

Sherry 06-27 00:15:10

np

Sherry 06-27 00:15:33

but i dont know ur mean Welpies

You 06-27 00:16:13
NM , do you have MSN ?

Sherry 06-27 00:16:41

yes

Sherry 06-27 00:17:01

service@accountbar.com

You 06-27 00:17:28
No , I want your private MSN , Im not gonna buy an account unless I get some Welpies with it

Sherry 06-27 00:17:49

hehe

Sherry 06-27 00:18:03

i know but add this msn u will contact me

Sherry 06-27 00:18:17

i dont need u buy account

Sherry 06-27 00:18:34

add this msn still u can talk with me

Sherry 06-27 00:18:34



You 06-27 00:19:07
K

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1:56:07 System
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1:56:07 System
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1:56:12 Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
1:56:46 orangensaft
Good evening!
1:57:36 Jayson
how may i help you?
1:57:36 orangensaft
Or should I say, afternoon?
1:57:47 orangensaft
Yes I'm looking for a part...
1:58:49 orangensaft
It's dark grey
1:59:03 Jayson
what part i sit?
1:59:12 Jayson
and where are you located by the way?
1:59:13 orangensaft
You're sitting on it?
1:59:18 orangensaft
Omaha
2:00:01 orangensaft
That's no problem I hope..
2:00:12 orangensaft
Unless you've got something against people from Omaha
2:00:24 Jayson
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order,probably friends or relatives here, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
2:00:33 orangensaft
I'm from OMAHA

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 02:03 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:

[..]

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2:16:37 System
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2:16:37 Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:16:56 jusdorange
Hey Josephine!
2:17:26 jusdorange
I'll send you all my love!
2:17:59 jusdorange
But all the funniness on a stick
2:18:27 jusdorange
Where are you located?
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2:22:17 System
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2:22:22 Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
2:22:28 johannsebastianbach
hey hey!
2:22:38 johannsebastianbach
i'm looking for, like, this part...
2:23:35 johannsebastianbach
a chassis for my volvo C1000
2:23:43 Jayson
let me check what part is it?..
2:24:03 Jayson
and where are you located by the way?
2:24:17 johannsebastianbach
You can't miss this part, it's quite large...
2:24:21 johannsebastianbach
I'm located in Meppel
2:24:53 Jayson
what state /country is Meppel?
2:24:59 johannsebastianbach
Drenthe
2:25:28 Jayson
i am sorry, what country?
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2:40:10 System
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2:40:14 Rhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
2:40:14 kattenkut
Hello??
2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands
2:41:25 Rhiz
I apologize but we currently do not ship our products out of the 48 continental states of USA. Do you have any relatives/friends in US?
2:42:23 kattenkut
Yes
2:42:37 kattenkut
In Hawaii
2:43:10 Rhiz
what is the part that you want to order?
2:43:37 kattenkut
It's a caravan
2:44:13 Rhiz
specific name of the part please?
2:44:18 kattenkut
it can be described as a white box on two wheels and a yellow licenseplate
2:44:26 Rhiz
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
2:44:31 Rhiz
thank you
2:44:35 Rhiz
for visiting us
2:44:35 kattenkut
wait..
2:44:39 kattenkut
another question
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But all the funniness on a stick

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2:54:51 Yzza
oh sorry for that...wrong window

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3:14:32 System
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3:14:36 Rhiz
It is mentioned either in the driver's side door jam or on a sticker in the engine compartment you should find that information... it will simply say "california"
3:14:37 Rhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
3:14:52 fransoos
Hey Rhiz...
3:15:07 fransoos
Wrong window eh?
3:15:08 Rhiz
hi
3:15:37 Rhiz
how may I help you?
3:16:02 fransoos
You may help me?
3:16:32 Rhiz
looking to order a part from us?
3:16:53 fransoos
Ahhh that's what you mean..I get a little confused sometimes
3:17:17 fransoos
Yes, Rhiz, you may help me, haha
3:17:17 Rhiz
where are you located?
3:17:26 fransoos
I'm located in Paris
3:17:47 Rhiz
I know you are located in Netherlands
3:17:48 Rhiz
thank you
3:17:53 fransoos
Paris, Texas
3:17:55 fransoos
NOOOO
3:17:56 Rhiz
we are monitoring your I.P address.
3:18:10 fransoos
shame
3:18:22 Rhiz
are you looking to order from us?
3:18:35 fransoos
you asked me that before
3:18:52 Rhiz
what is your concern please?
3:19:19 fransoos
concern?
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 03:21 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
Ze hebben me te pakken!
[..]

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System
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11:23:47 System
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11:23:47 Eby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:23:54 tvp
Hello Eby
11:24:03 tvp
I'm looking for an engine
11:24:17 tvp
And I want it shipped
11:24:54 tvp
Hello, Eby?
11:25:12 Eby
We do not sell engine.
11:25:31 tvp
That's a pity
11:25:52 Eby
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
11:26:17 tvp
Yes, a chassis
11:26:35 tvp
You sell those?
11:27:07 Eby
No, we do not sell Chassis.
11:27:29 tvp
Ok. I need an oil trap.
11:28:17 Eby
We do not stock oil trap.
11:28:58 tvp
Ok...
11:29:02 tvp
How about tail lights?
11:29:27 Eby
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
11:29:54 tvp
'85 Volvo 740 Turbo Diesel
11:30:13 Eby
Can I have your VIN # ?
11:30:23 tvp
Do you ship to The Netherlands?
11:30:42 Eby
No, we do not ship our parts to Netherlands.
11:30:43 tvp
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
11:31:28 Eby
Great Philosopher
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SystemSystem
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11:11:16 CustomerHarrydeRukker
hello
11:11:16 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
11:11:24 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i am looking for parts of my volvo
11:11:26 AgentJeff
hello there
11:11:41 AgentJeff
how may I help you today?
11:11:46 AgentJeff
ok
11:11:50 AgentJeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
11:12:05 CustomerHarrydeRukker
volvo golf, 1999
11:12:28 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i want some side skirts
11:12:45 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i already have this spoiler and this awesome bumper
11:12:54 CustomerHarrydeRukker
but I need side skirts to finish it of
11:13:16 AgentJeff
ok sir let me check that for you
11:14:12 AgentJeff
thats a V70 model, correct?
11:14:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it's a volvo golf
11:14:37 AgentJeff
ok sir
11:14:52 AgentJeff
may I have the vin number?
11:14:57 AgentJeff
please
11:14:59 CustomerHarrydeRukker
what is a vin number?
11:15:27 AgentJeff
its the ID number of the car
11:15:33 CustomerHarrydeRukker
where can i find it
11:15:52 AgentJeff
its located at the glove compartment or at the driver side door
11:16:03 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i'll have a look outside, brb
11:16:17 AgentJeff
no problem sir
11:16:22 AgentJeff
and thank you
11:19:12 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i think i have it, could it be 3VWJA81H7XM222172
11:19:42 AgentJeff
ow thats a Volkswagen sir
11:19:50 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it is not
11:19:57 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it is a volvo
11:20:18 CustomerHarrydeRukker
do you want me to take a picture
11:20:52 AgentJeff
1999 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF WOLFSBURG EDITION
11:21:05 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it's a volvo
11:21:11 CustomerHarrydeRukker
here, i'll take a picture
11:21:32 AgentJeff
that came out of the result, please can you send me a picture
11:21:41 AgentJeff
please do
11:21:46 CustomerHarrydeRukker
ok, hold on a sec, i'll take a pic
11:21:57 AgentJeff
thank you
11:25:07 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i took a picture, how can i send it?
11:25:22 AgentJeff
please send at
11:25:42 AgentJeff
jeffreyfrancisco74@yahoo.com
11:25:49 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i don't have email
11:26:07 AgentJeff
I will be waiting for that
11:26:08 AgentJeff
ok
11:26:15 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i could use the one from my parents
11:26:42 AgentJeff
ok please do


STUURT PLAATJE

11:29:10 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i sent
11:29:18 AgentJeff
got it
11:29:33 AgentJeff
thank you please hold while I check
11:29:39 CustomerHarrydeRukker
ok
11:30:53 AgentJeff
yes this is a volkswagen that replace the grille with a volvo
11:31:08 AgentJeff
definitely a VW golf
11:31:09 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no i bought it like this from a good frined of mine
11:31:15 CustomerHarrydeRukker
he said it was a volvo golf
11:31:23 CustomerHarrydeRukker
with a 6cilinder
11:32:53 AgentJeff
ok let me show you the real picture
11:33:48 AgentJeff
this is a golf hatch back
11:33:59 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no its not
11:33:59 AgentJeff
http://www.internetautogu(...)agen/golf/index.html
11:34:24 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it just looks like it i think
11:34:33 AgentJeff
please select the blue one that looks like you car
11:35:09 AgentJeff
Volvo doesn't manufactured this kind of car
11:35:19 AgentJeff
how old are you?
11:35:23 CustomerHarrydeRukker
223.
11:35:25 CustomerHarrydeRukker
22
11:35:36 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why
11:35:59 AgentJeff
sorry to hear that, but your good friend ripped you off
11:36:04 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no
11:36:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
he is now on holiday to canada for a few weeks
11:36:54 AgentJeff
ok what I need you to do is check with your local volvo and see who is right
11:36:59 AgentJeff
have you done that?
11:37:13 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no
11:37:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
its 50 miles away
11:37:24 AgentJeff
please do
11:37:44 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it is a volvo
11:39:19 AgentJeff
ok sir please check with your local Volvo dealer
11:39:39 AgentJeff
Is there anything else I can help you with, perhaps on other part?
11:40:10 CustomerHarrydeRukker
you don't have side skirts for my volvo golf
11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen
11:41:18 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
11:41:25 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why are you being rude to me
11:41:38 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why are you not selling volvo golf parts?
11:41:45 AgentJeff
next time, use your own email address
11:41:50 AgentJeff
not your parents
11:41:56 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i don't have one
11:42:20 AgentJeff
yeah right
11:42:45 AgentJeff
sleep tight sir
11:42:52 CustomerHarrydeRukker
im just awake
11:43:00 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it's 12am here
11:43:10 AgentJeff
maybe you just need to sleep more
11:43:25 AgentJeff
thank you, and nice gag
11:43:35 AgentJeff
bye

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Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Sanford'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014398888X

Sanford: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?

balhaar: Hi Sanford , the question i have may be very difficult for robots. So i need to be sure you are a human being !

balhaar: Would you please repeat this sentence : Zuig me lul

Sanford: yes i can zuig me lul

balhaar: When i start PKR i get the error message : (1337l33tPwn~937^)(-0 FAILURE) what does that mean

Sanford: One moment please...

balhaar: By the way , i would like 3 pizzas and one bamischijf !

Sanford: may i know when this error comes up

balhaar: When i start PKR and tries connecting

Sanford: and please e-mail us the screenshot of that to tech@pkr.com

balhaar: When i take a screenshot , PKR suddenly shuts down !

balhaar: What now please help me

balhaar: Hello ?

Sanford: yes

balhaar: I would like to talk to shane you are not helping me !

Sanford: will you please provide me your registered e mail address and username.

balhaar: No thats private !

balhaar: Do you wanna make me cry

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 11:45 schreef Placenta het volgende:

[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 12:00 schreef 7nightwing7 het volgende:

[..]

Dat plaatje van die "volvo" , jezus mn hele keyboard onder de frisdrank, echt geniaal !!

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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Karen'

Karen: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

analintruder: hey karen

analintruder: i want to buy gold

Karen: Thanks ^_^

Karen: So ?

analintruder: how does it work?

Karen: What can i help you with ^_^

Karen: trade face to face in game ^_^

analintruder: i want 10 kilos of gold

analintruder: i have money enough

Karen: Cool ^_^

analintruder: so how does it work?

Karen: What do you mean

analintruder: how can i buy the gold

Karen: Trade mothed ?

Karen: you can just place an order in our website

analintruder: i want to buy 10 kilos where do i have to go and pay

Karen: Then we will call you to confirm your order

Karen: kilos ?

analintruder: yes please

Karen: Ok

Karen: After confirmation we will arrange delivery for you

analintruder: where wil you send it?

Karen: Sorry we cant tell you before you order

analintruder: it is a surprise?

Karen: Sorry

analintruder: this iste doesnt seem evry legit to me

Karen: It can protect our customers' security

analintruder: how?

analintruder: cant you just send me a paypal link which i can pay and then i get 10kilos gold

Karen: You can just place as step

Karen: paypal link will be shown after you place iy

Karen: it*

analintruder: ok how

Karen: Youcan have a try

analintruder: ok

Karen: k

Karen: Thanks

Karen: Is there anything else I can do for you?

analintruder: how can i see wat server i am?

Karen: You have to ask people around you in game

Karen: We cant check it

analintruder: ok

analintruder: i am asking nowp

analintruder: is it possible to be siegheilthirdreich ?

Karen: siegheilthirdreich ?

Karen: What does that mean ?

analintruder: they say thats the server

analintruder: is that possible

Karen: I dont think so

analintruder: can i send you a screenshot?

Karen: Yes

analintruder: ow?

Karen: serviceonlc@gmail.com

Karen: you can send it to serviceonlc@gmail.com

analintruder: i sent

Karen: ?

analintruder: i sent screenshot

STUURT GOATSE

Karen: I didnt get it

Karen: Is there anything else I can do for you?

analintruder: i just sent it to you?

analintruder: i'll send again

Karen: why did you send it to me

NOGMAALS GOATSE VERSTUURD

analintruder: Het bericht is verzonden.

analintruder: you like?

Karen: analintruder: is it possible to be siegheilthirdreich ?

Karen: Do you want to order from us ?

analintruder: yes plz

analintruder: it doesnt work

analintruder: and you are not being quite helpful

analintruder: i think your just a bot isnt it

analintruder: aids cock fuck

Karen: You said siegheilthirdreich server

Karen: You have to ask people in game

Karen: We canty find it if you are on that server

Karen: cant*

Karen: ?

analintruder: please check screenshot in my email

analintruder: could you check screenshot

analintruder: please check screenshots in email

analintruder: email screenshots check

Karen: Checking

analintruder: good

Karen: k

analintruder: you see it

analintruder: it don't work

Karen: No

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mufkip: hi nesta

Nesta: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

mufkip: i was wondering

mufkip: do you grind my gold yourself?

Nesta: We will arrange your order soon if you place the order in our site. ^_^

mufkip: yeah but who is getting the gold for me?

mufkip: you got chinese in your compagny?

Nesta: We will trade with you face to face in game

mufkip: do you do it?

Nesta: Not me

mufkip: who then?

mufkip: you don't play?

Nesta: One of our guy

mufkip: hmm so no female?

mufkip: you are female right?

Nesta: No, I

Nesta: I'm male

mufkip: so that avatar is not you?

Nesta: You mean Nesta ?

mufkip: no

mufkip: that picture on the right of that beautiful lady

mufkip: next to our chatscreen

Nesta: So what do you mean

mufkip: bah!

mufkip: are you working there alone?

mufkip: I want to speak to a female wow player, they're much quicker to respond

Nesta: You don't play the wowo

Nesta: wow

mufkip: yes i do

mufkip: got 3 70's

mufkip: but never met a female who plays wow

Nesta:

mufkip: and i want to meet one

mufkip: are there women over there?

Nesta: They are out for dinner now, will be back in 2 hours

mufkip: woah

mufkip: that's long

mufkip: what's her name?

Nesta: I'm not sure

mufkip: you dont know her name?

mufkip: how long do you work there?

mufkip: you have to know your collegues!

Nesta: I don't know who will be on duty 2 hours later

Nesta: Cause we are not work at the same time

mufkip: so you dont know if there will be a female there in 2 hors?

mufkip: sorry, hours

Nesta: There will be female in thn

Nesta: then

mufkip: can you check who?

mufkip: so i know whom to ask

Nesta: Cause most of us is female

mufkip: then why are you male?!

Nesta: I'm different

mufkip: but your alone then?

mufkip: are they back from eating already?

Nesta: A little bit

mufkip: oh i know

mufkip: you got that lady under your desk and you dont want to tell me her name!

Nesta: I will off in 1 hour, don't know which one will be on duty in 2 hours

mufkip: isn't there a list? can you ask someone else who knows? your boss should know right?!

mufkip: I WANT TO MEET SOME FEMALE WOW PLAYERS!

mufkip: sorry

Nesta: Sorry

Nesta: I told you that all of our operator not play the wow

mufkip: then who grind the gold? you got chinese in your basements?

Nesta: We have our supplier

mufkip: you hacked wow didnt you?

mufkip: you can tell me, i wont tell blizzard

Nesta: No

mufkip: you know karen?

Nesta: Yea, one of us

mufkip: yeah, a friend of mine talked with her the other day. is she as hot as he says?

Nesta: I suppose so

mufkip: you havent seen her?

mufkip: will she be there in 1 hour?

Nesta: Not at the moment

Nesta: Sorry, but I'm so busy at the moment

mufkip: it's okay

mufkip: are there that many people who wants gold or is karen under your desk?

Nesta: Many people now

Nesta: I will end this chat

mufkip: tell them to grind them theirselves

mufkip: nooo

mufkip: tell me! is there someone under your desk!

Nesta: Sorry, no

mufkip: and you said there were a lot of women there

mufkip: none of them wants to go under your desk?

Nesta: I will end this chat if you haven't any other question related

Nesta: Wish you have a nice day

Nesta: Bye for now

mufkip: is karen there?

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quote:

Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 15:53 schreef taurnill het volgende:
mufkip: hi alisa

mufkip: is karen there?

Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

mufkip: you a bot?

mufkip: is karin there?

Alisa: I am sorry that she is not here at the moment

Alisa: No, sorry

mufkip: WTF

mufkip: nesta said she would be here around this time

mufkip: how was your dinner?

Alisa: Nice

mufkip: great

Alisa: But she works at our daytime recently

Alisa: nesta must forget that

mufkip: hmm

mufkip: he said that there wasnt a list of when who worked

mufkip: is that you on the picture

Alisa: Where?

Alisa: I cannot see it

mufkip: next to our conversation

mufkip: that picture of that pretty lady

Alisa: No, it is not me

mufkip: damn

mufkip: do you have a picture of yourself?

mufkip: you play wow?
...

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Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Simon'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014417487X

Simon: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?

P.Nis: Hi

P.Nis: i got a problem when i try to start PKR. It always says ; 1337(~0FAILURE**NoConnect)

Simon: ok sorry to hear that

Simon: has this just happened now?

Simon: or has it always been like this?

P.Nis: No yesterday evening , but today i wanted to play and remebered this so i thought i will look for some help.

P.Nis: No i play PKR like a week and it just popped up yesterday.

Simon: ok thats fine

Simon: One moment please...

Simon: i will forward this to our technical team who can take a look at it as soon as they acn

P.Nis: Thank you very much , i took a screenshot by the way. Just to be sure

P.Nis: Oke , would you like to see the screenshot

Simon: in the mean time have you checked your interenet is ok

P.Nis: Yes the internet connection is fine , i already checked it. I thought it was maybe my fault.

P.Nis: Screenshot of the problem -> http://www.smouch.net/lol/

Simon: ok then

Simon: why is this a webiste?

Simon: website?

P.Nis: What website

Simon: Screenshot of the problem -> http://www.smouch.net/lol/

P.Nis: Is there a problem viewing the screenshot

P.Nis: I hosted the picture at my site

Simon: why are you sending me viruses

P.Nis: Im not

P.Nis: What did you see then :S ?

Simon: that was not a screenshot

P.Nis: What was it then

Simon: a music video

Simon: with pop ups

P.Nis: You've got rick rolled

Simon: yes

Simon: exactly

Simon: no screenshot

P.Nis: Isn't it funny

Simon: are you sure you are experiencing errors

P.Nis: Do you like rick roll

Simon: no

P.Nis:

Simon: Is there anything else I can help you with?

P.Nis: shgpjhbw

Simon: ok then

Simon: bye or now

P.Nis: jdifqpf9999

P.Nis: Sorry my cat was walking on the keyboard

P.Nis: ejy3uh6

P.Nis: Sorry

Simon: Is there anything else I can help you with?

P.Nis: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

P.Nis: OMG now my cat is sitting on the keyboard !

Simon: ok then

Simon: bye nw

P.Nis: You liuke my name ?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 17:14 schreef R-dry het volgende:

[..]

Ik heb hem ge rick rolled .

quote:

Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 17:14 schreef R-dry het volgende:

[..]

Ik heb hem ge rick rolled .

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18:52:56 System
Cindy has joined this session!
18:52:56 System
Connected with Cindy
18:53:00 Cindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
18:53:00 Mark
hi cindy
18:53:20 Cindy
Hi Sir ...how may I assist you?
19:03:21 Mark
well what the hell
19:03:33 Mark
id asked for an oil trap like 7 minutes ago
19:04:11 Cindy
I apologize we dont carry the part . I suggest you contact your local dealer. Is there anything else?
19:04:32 Mark
yeah well im looking for parts for my volvo
19:05:06 Cindy
what is the Year , Make and Model ?
19:05:16 Mark
volvo golf, 1999
19:05:39 Mark
i want an oil trap
we dont carry parts for Volvo Golf
19:06:28 Mark
it says on your website you do
19:07:01 Cindy
then whats the part number?
19:07:22 Mark
shouldnt you have to look for that?
19:07:41 Mark
it says on your site that you carry all parts for volvo's
19:07:51 Cindy
We dont carry the part
19:08:00 Mark
dont fucking piss me off
19:08:11 Mark
it says you do
19:08:11 Cindy
i suggest you contact Volvo dealer
19:08:25 Mark
im contacting you, a volvo dealer
19:08:34 Mark
damn why are all americans such dickheads
19:08:41 Cindy
we dont carry parts for VOLVO GOLF
19:08:45 Mark
you DO
19:08:52 Mark
it says that on your site!
19:08:56 Cindy
WE HAVE FOR VW
19:08:58 Mark
go and have a look!
19:09:02 Mark
ah VW
19:09:08 Mark
thats what i menth
19:09:41 Cindy
are you a member of the FOK FORUM?
19:09:51 Cindy
Obviously you are
19:09:57 Mark
hahaha yes i am ^^
19:10:26 Cindy
Okay there you go....so what do you want from us ..dont you realize this is business we are doing here
19:10:38 Mark
yeah well you could have a chat with me
19:10:45 Mark
relax from your work
19:11:01 Cindy
I have hundreds of customers on queue
19:11:09 Mark
by the way its spelled FOK! Forum
19:12:06 Cindy
If theres no business to talk about then I have to assist other customers.
19:13:01 System
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19:13:01 System
The session has ended!

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3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not

quote:

Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 19:25 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Kennen ze dit forum echt ?

quote:

11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen