We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

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System
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11:23:47 System
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11:23:47 Eby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:23:54 tvp
Hello Eby
11:24:03 tvp
I'm looking for an engine
11:24:17 tvp
And I want it shipped
11:24:54 tvp
Hello, Eby?
11:25:12 Eby
We do not sell engine.
11:25:31 tvp
That's a pity
11:25:52 Eby
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
11:26:17 tvp
Yes, a chassis
11:26:35 tvp
You sell those?
11:27:07 Eby
No, we do not sell Chassis.
11:27:29 tvp
Ok. I need an oil trap.
11:28:17 Eby
We do not stock oil trap.
11:28:58 tvp
Ok...
11:29:02 tvp
How about tail lights?
11:29:27 Eby
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
11:29:54 tvp
'85 Volvo 740 Turbo Diesel
11:30:13 Eby
Can I have your VIN # ?
11:30:23 tvp
Do you ship to The Netherlands?
11:30:42 Eby
No, we do not ship our parts to Netherlands.
11:30:43 tvp
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
11:31:28 Eby
Great Philosopher
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SystemSystem
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11:11:16 CustomerHarrydeRukker
hello
11:11:16 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
11:11:24 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i am looking for parts of my volvo
11:11:26 AgentJeff
hello there
11:11:41 AgentJeff
how may I help you today?
11:11:46 AgentJeff
ok
11:11:50 AgentJeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
11:12:05 CustomerHarrydeRukker
volvo golf, 1999
11:12:28 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i want some side skirts
11:12:45 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i already have this spoiler and this awesome bumper
11:12:54 CustomerHarrydeRukker
but I need side skirts to finish it of
11:13:16 AgentJeff
ok sir let me check that for you
11:14:12 AgentJeff
thats a V70 model, correct?
11:14:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it's a volvo golf
11:14:37 AgentJeff
ok sir
11:14:52 AgentJeff
may I have the vin number?
11:14:57 AgentJeff
please
11:14:59 CustomerHarrydeRukker
what is a vin number?
11:15:27 AgentJeff
its the ID number of the car
11:15:33 CustomerHarrydeRukker
where can i find it
11:15:52 AgentJeff
its located at the glove compartment or at the driver side door
11:16:03 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i'll have a look outside, brb
11:16:17 AgentJeff
no problem sir
11:16:22 AgentJeff
and thank you
11:19:12 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i think i have it, could it be 3VWJA81H7XM222172
11:19:42 AgentJeff
ow thats a Volkswagen sir
11:19:50 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it is not
11:19:57 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it is a volvo
11:20:18 CustomerHarrydeRukker
do you want me to take a picture
11:20:52 AgentJeff
1999 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF WOLFSBURG EDITION
11:21:05 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no it's a volvo
11:21:11 CustomerHarrydeRukker
here, i'll take a picture
11:21:32 AgentJeff
that came out of the result, please can you send me a picture
11:21:41 AgentJeff
please do
11:21:46 CustomerHarrydeRukker
ok, hold on a sec, i'll take a pic
11:21:57 AgentJeff
thank you
11:25:07 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i took a picture, how can i send it?
11:25:22 AgentJeff
please send at
11:25:42 AgentJeff
jeffreyfrancisco74@yahoo.com
11:25:49 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i don't have email
11:26:07 AgentJeff
I will be waiting for that
11:26:08 AgentJeff
ok
11:26:15 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i could use the one from my parents
11:26:42 AgentJeff
ok please do


STUURT PLAATJE

11:29:10 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i sent
11:29:18 AgentJeff
got it
11:29:33 AgentJeff
thank you please hold while I check
11:29:39 CustomerHarrydeRukker
ok
11:30:53 AgentJeff
yes this is a volkswagen that replace the grille with a volvo
11:31:08 AgentJeff
definitely a VW golf
11:31:09 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no i bought it like this from a good frined of mine
11:31:15 CustomerHarrydeRukker
he said it was a volvo golf
11:31:23 CustomerHarrydeRukker
with a 6cilinder
11:32:53 AgentJeff
ok let me show you the real picture
11:33:48 AgentJeff
this is a golf hatch back
11:33:59 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no its not
11:33:59 AgentJeff
http://www.internetautogu(...)agen/golf/index.html
11:34:24 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it just looks like it i think
11:34:33 AgentJeff
please select the blue one that looks like you car
11:35:09 AgentJeff
Volvo doesn't manufactured this kind of car
11:35:19 AgentJeff
how old are you?
11:35:23 CustomerHarrydeRukker
223.
11:35:25 CustomerHarrydeRukker
22
11:35:36 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why
11:35:59 AgentJeff
sorry to hear that, but your good friend ripped you off
11:36:04 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no
11:36:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
he is now on holiday to canada for a few weeks
11:36:54 AgentJeff
ok what I need you to do is check with your local volvo and see who is right
11:36:59 AgentJeff
have you done that?
11:37:13 CustomerHarrydeRukker
no
11:37:19 CustomerHarrydeRukker
its 50 miles away
11:37:24 AgentJeff
please do
11:37:44 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it is a volvo
11:39:19 AgentJeff
ok sir please check with your local Volvo dealer
11:39:39 AgentJeff
Is there anything else I can help you with, perhaps on other part?
11:40:10 CustomerHarrydeRukker
you don't have side skirts for my volvo golf
11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen
11:41:18 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
11:41:25 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why are you being rude to me
11:41:38 CustomerHarrydeRukker
why are you not selling volvo golf parts?
11:41:45 AgentJeff
next time, use your own email address
11:41:50 AgentJeff
not your parents
11:41:56 CustomerHarrydeRukker
i don't have one
11:42:20 AgentJeff
yeah right
11:42:45 AgentJeff
sleep tight sir
11:42:52 CustomerHarrydeRukker
im just awake
11:43:00 CustomerHarrydeRukker
it's 12am here
11:43:10 AgentJeff
maybe you just need to sleep more
11:43:25 AgentJeff
thank you, and nice gag
11:43:35 AgentJeff
bye

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Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Sanford'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014398888X

Sanford: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?

balhaar: Hi Sanford , the question i have may be very difficult for robots. So i need to be sure you are a human being !

balhaar: Would you please repeat this sentence : Zuig me lul

Sanford: yes i can zuig me lul

balhaar: When i start PKR i get the error message : (1337l33tPwn~937^)(-0 FAILURE) what does that mean

Sanford: One moment please...

balhaar: By the way , i would like 3 pizzas and one bamischijf !

Sanford: may i know when this error comes up

balhaar: When i start PKR and tries connecting

Sanford: and please e-mail us the screenshot of that to tech@pkr.com

balhaar: When i take a screenshot , PKR suddenly shuts down !

balhaar: What now please help me

balhaar: Hello ?

Sanford: yes

balhaar: I would like to talk to shane you are not helping me !

Sanford: will you please provide me your registered e mail address and username.

balhaar: No thats private !

balhaar: Do you wanna make me cry

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 11:45 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 12:00 schreef 7nightwing7 het volgende:

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Dat plaatje van die "volvo" , jezus mn hele keyboard onder de frisdrank, echt geniaal !!

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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Karen'

Karen: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

analintruder: hey karen

analintruder: i want to buy gold

Karen: Thanks ^_^

Karen: So ?

analintruder: how does it work?

Karen: What can i help you with ^_^

Karen: trade face to face in game ^_^

analintruder: i want 10 kilos of gold

analintruder: i have money enough

Karen: Cool ^_^

analintruder: so how does it work?

Karen: What do you mean

analintruder: how can i buy the gold

Karen: Trade mothed ?

Karen: you can just place an order in our website

analintruder: i want to buy 10 kilos where do i have to go and pay

Karen: Then we will call you to confirm your order

Karen: kilos ?

analintruder: yes please

Karen: Ok

Karen: After confirmation we will arrange delivery for you

analintruder: where wil you send it?

Karen: Sorry we cant tell you before you order

analintruder: it is a surprise?

Karen: Sorry

analintruder: this iste doesnt seem evry legit to me

Karen: It can protect our customers' security

analintruder: how?

analintruder: cant you just send me a paypal link which i can pay and then i get 10kilos gold

Karen: You can just place as step

Karen: paypal link will be shown after you place iy

Karen: it*

analintruder: ok how

Karen: Youcan have a try

analintruder: ok

Karen: k

Karen: Thanks

Karen: Is there anything else I can do for you?

analintruder: how can i see wat server i am?

Karen: You have to ask people around you in game

Karen: We cant check it

analintruder: ok

analintruder: i am asking nowp

analintruder: is it possible to be siegheilthirdreich ?

Karen: siegheilthirdreich ?

Karen: What does that mean ?

analintruder: they say thats the server

analintruder: is that possible

Karen: I dont think so

analintruder: can i send you a screenshot?

Karen: Yes

analintruder: ow?

Karen: serviceonlc@gmail.com

Karen: you can send it to serviceonlc@gmail.com

analintruder: i sent

Karen: ?

analintruder: i sent screenshot

STUURT GOATSE

Karen: I didnt get it

Karen: Is there anything else I can do for you?

analintruder: i just sent it to you?

analintruder: i'll send again

Karen: why did you send it to me

NOGMAALS GOATSE VERSTUURD

analintruder: Het bericht is verzonden.

analintruder: you like?

Karen: analintruder: is it possible to be siegheilthirdreich ?

Karen: Do you want to order from us ?

analintruder: yes plz

analintruder: it doesnt work

analintruder: and you are not being quite helpful

analintruder: i think your just a bot isnt it

analintruder: aids cock fuck

Karen: You said siegheilthirdreich server

Karen: You have to ask people in game

Karen: We canty find it if you are on that server

Karen: cant*

Karen: ?

analintruder: please check screenshot in my email

analintruder: could you check screenshot

analintruder: please check screenshots in email

analintruder: email screenshots check

Karen: Checking

analintruder: good

Karen: k

analintruder: you see it

analintruder: it don't work

Karen: No

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mufkip: hi nesta

Nesta: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

mufkip: i was wondering

mufkip: do you grind my gold yourself?

Nesta: We will arrange your order soon if you place the order in our site. ^_^

mufkip: yeah but who is getting the gold for me?

mufkip: you got chinese in your compagny?

Nesta: We will trade with you face to face in game

mufkip: do you do it?

Nesta: Not me

mufkip: who then?

mufkip: you don't play?

Nesta: One of our guy

mufkip: hmm so no female?

mufkip: you are female right?

Nesta: No, I

Nesta: I'm male

mufkip: so that avatar is not you?

Nesta: You mean Nesta ?

mufkip: no

mufkip: that picture on the right of that beautiful lady

mufkip: next to our chatscreen

Nesta: So what do you mean

mufkip: bah!

mufkip: are you working there alone?

mufkip: I want to speak to a female wow player, they're much quicker to respond

Nesta: You don't play the wowo

Nesta: wow

mufkip: yes i do

mufkip: got 3 70's

mufkip: but never met a female who plays wow

Nesta:

mufkip: and i want to meet one

mufkip: are there women over there?

Nesta: They are out for dinner now, will be back in 2 hours

mufkip: woah

mufkip: that's long

mufkip: what's her name?

Nesta: I'm not sure

mufkip: you dont know her name?

mufkip: how long do you work there?

mufkip: you have to know your collegues!

Nesta: I don't know who will be on duty 2 hours later

Nesta: Cause we are not work at the same time

mufkip: so you dont know if there will be a female there in 2 hors?

mufkip: sorry, hours

Nesta: There will be female in thn

Nesta: then

mufkip: can you check who?

mufkip: so i know whom to ask

Nesta: Cause most of us is female

mufkip: then why are you male?!

Nesta: I'm different

mufkip: but your alone then?

mufkip: are they back from eating already?

Nesta: A little bit

mufkip: oh i know

mufkip: you got that lady under your desk and you dont want to tell me her name!

Nesta: I will off in 1 hour, don't know which one will be on duty in 2 hours

mufkip: isn't there a list? can you ask someone else who knows? your boss should know right?!

mufkip: I WANT TO MEET SOME FEMALE WOW PLAYERS!

mufkip: sorry

Nesta: Sorry

Nesta: I told you that all of our operator not play the wow

mufkip: then who grind the gold? you got chinese in your basements?

Nesta: We have our supplier

mufkip: you hacked wow didnt you?

mufkip: you can tell me, i wont tell blizzard

Nesta: No

mufkip: you know karen?

Nesta: Yea, one of us

mufkip: yeah, a friend of mine talked with her the other day. is she as hot as he says?

Nesta: I suppose so

mufkip: you havent seen her?

mufkip: will she be there in 1 hour?

Nesta: Not at the moment

Nesta: Sorry, but I'm so busy at the moment

mufkip: it's okay

mufkip: are there that many people who wants gold or is karen under your desk?

Nesta: Many people now

Nesta: I will end this chat

mufkip: tell them to grind them theirselves

mufkip: nooo

mufkip: tell me! is there someone under your desk!

Nesta: Sorry, no

mufkip: and you said there were a lot of women there

mufkip: none of them wants to go under your desk?

Nesta: I will end this chat if you haven't any other question related

Nesta: Wish you have a nice day

Nesta: Bye for now

mufkip: is karen there?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 15:53 schreef taurnill het volgende:
mufkip: hi alisa

mufkip: is karen there?

Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?

mufkip: you a bot?

mufkip: is karin there?

Alisa: I am sorry that she is not here at the moment

Alisa: No, sorry

mufkip: WTF

mufkip: nesta said she would be here around this time

mufkip: how was your dinner?

Alisa: Nice

mufkip: great

Alisa: But she works at our daytime recently

Alisa: nesta must forget that

mufkip: hmm

mufkip: he said that there wasnt a list of when who worked

mufkip: is that you on the picture

Alisa: Where?

Alisa: I cannot see it

mufkip: next to our conversation

mufkip: that picture of that pretty lady

Alisa: No, it is not me

mufkip: damn

mufkip: do you have a picture of yourself?

mufkip: you play wow?
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Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Simon'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014417487X

Simon: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?

P.Nis: Hi

P.Nis: i got a problem when i try to start PKR. It always says ; 1337(~0FAILURE**NoConnect)

Simon: ok sorry to hear that

Simon: has this just happened now?

Simon: or has it always been like this?

P.Nis: No yesterday evening , but today i wanted to play and remebered this so i thought i will look for some help.

P.Nis: No i play PKR like a week and it just popped up yesterday.

Simon: ok thats fine

Simon: One moment please...

Simon: i will forward this to our technical team who can take a look at it as soon as they acn

P.Nis: Thank you very much , i took a screenshot by the way. Just to be sure

P.Nis: Oke , would you like to see the screenshot

Simon: in the mean time have you checked your interenet is ok

P.Nis: Yes the internet connection is fine , i already checked it. I thought it was maybe my fault.

P.Nis: Screenshot of the problem -> http://www.smouch.net/lol/

Simon: ok then

Simon: why is this a webiste?

Simon: website?

P.Nis: What website

Simon: Screenshot of the problem -> http://www.smouch.net/lol/

P.Nis: Is there a problem viewing the screenshot

P.Nis: I hosted the picture at my site

Simon: why are you sending me viruses

P.Nis: Im not

P.Nis: What did you see then :S ?

Simon: that was not a screenshot

P.Nis: What was it then

Simon: a music video

Simon: with pop ups

P.Nis: You've got rick rolled

Simon: yes

Simon: exactly

Simon: no screenshot

P.Nis: Isn't it funny

Simon: are you sure you are experiencing errors

P.Nis: Do you like rick roll

Simon: no

P.Nis:

Simon: Is there anything else I can help you with?

P.Nis: shgpjhbw

Simon: ok then

Simon: bye or now

P.Nis: jdifqpf9999

P.Nis: Sorry my cat was walking on the keyboard

P.Nis: ejy3uh6

P.Nis: Sorry

Simon: Is there anything else I can help you with?

P.Nis: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

P.Nis: OMG now my cat is sitting on the keyboard !

Simon: ok then

Simon: bye nw

P.Nis: You liuke my name ?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 17:14 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Ik heb hem ge rick rolled .

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 17:14 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Ik heb hem ge rick rolled .

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18:52:56 System
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Connected with Cindy
18:53:00 Cindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
18:53:00 Mark
hi cindy
18:53:20 Cindy
Hi Sir ...how may I assist you?
19:03:21 Mark
well what the hell
19:03:33 Mark
id asked for an oil trap like 7 minutes ago
19:04:11 Cindy
I apologize we dont carry the part . I suggest you contact your local dealer. Is there anything else?
19:04:32 Mark
yeah well im looking for parts for my volvo
19:05:06 Cindy
what is the Year , Make and Model ?
19:05:16 Mark
volvo golf, 1999
19:05:39 Mark
i want an oil trap
we dont carry parts for Volvo Golf
19:06:28 Mark
it says on your website you do
19:07:01 Cindy
then whats the part number?
19:07:22 Mark
shouldnt you have to look for that?
19:07:41 Mark
it says on your site that you carry all parts for volvo's
19:07:51 Cindy
We dont carry the part
19:08:00 Mark
dont fucking piss me off
19:08:11 Mark
it says you do
19:08:11 Cindy
i suggest you contact Volvo dealer
19:08:25 Mark
im contacting you, a volvo dealer
19:08:34 Mark
damn why are all americans such dickheads
19:08:41 Cindy
we dont carry parts for VOLVO GOLF
19:08:45 Mark
you DO
19:08:52 Mark
it says that on your site!
19:08:56 Cindy
WE HAVE FOR VW
19:08:58 Mark
go and have a look!
19:09:02 Mark
ah VW
19:09:08 Mark
thats what i menth
19:09:41 Cindy
are you a member of the FOK FORUM?
19:09:51 Cindy
Obviously you are
19:09:57 Mark
hahaha yes i am ^^
19:10:26 Cindy
Okay there you go....so what do you want from us ..dont you realize this is business we are doing here
19:10:38 Mark
yeah well you could have a chat with me
19:10:45 Mark
relax from your work
19:11:01 Cindy
I have hundreds of customers on queue
19:11:09 Mark
by the way its spelled FOK! Forum
19:12:06 Cindy
If theres no business to talk about then I have to assist other customers.
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3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 19:25 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Kennen ze dit forum echt ?

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11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen