We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

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1:32:58 J. van Poepberg
Hello
1:33:12 Felix
Hi
1:33:17 J. van Poepberg
I'm Jeroen van Poepberg from the Netherlands, policeofficer of Noord-Brabant district. We've received some complaints about your helpdesk,
1:33:21 J. van Poepberg
but the complaints didn't look very serious.
1:33:35 J. van Poepberg
So I don't want to spent too much time on it, unless there's more going on. Have you actually had any problems with users from the Netherlands?
1:33:55 J. van Poepberg
Please note I can't offer any details about the complaints because of the privacy
1:34:12 Felix
yes, we do had a lot of problems

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 01:45 schreef area78 het volgende:

[..]

Jullie moeten die mensen niet zo pesten

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 01:58 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Moe:
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH FOK!forum?
e:
I'm from the netherlands. everyone is familiar with FOK! forum here. 95% have internet.

why?
Moe:
I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO GOES BY SUPERWORM ON FOK!forum IN THE ROOM ALSO.
e:
tell superworm he is a quality user! (Y)
Moe:
WILL DO
e:
thank you!
Moe:
WHAT'S YOUR USERNAME
e:
erikkll
e:
i'm going to bed now! it is 1.56 AM. Tell superworm he should be sleeping too! haha
Moe:
Goedenacht
e:
what time is it there?
Moe:
5PM Friday

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Moe:
ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH GERMANY VS SPAIN?
Wong Shui:
yep i will
Wong Shui:
it's in the morning there, right?
Wong Shui:
does cable feature it or only on pay tv?
Moe:

I AM CHECKING
Moe:
IT WILL BE LIVE ON ABC NETWORK COVERAGE SUNDAY AFTERNOON @ 2:30
Wong Shui:
you're watching i gather?
Moe:

THE GODS COULDN'T STOP ME.
Wong Shui:
did you see the dutch perform in the group stages?
Wong Shui:
4-1 Italy, 3-0 France, 2-0 (with B-team) Romania
Moe:
I HAVE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH HIGHLIGHTS FROM SPORTSCENTER. SCREW ITALY, HATE THE FRENCH, ROMANIA WAS A GIVEN.
Wong Shui:
greatest goals i've seen in a while
Moe:
LOTS OF GREAT FOOTBALL.
Wong Shui:
no one expected holland to perform so well
Wong Shui:
but the russians just nuked us
Moe:
THEY ARE STILL BLOSSOMING
Moe:
RUSSIA WAS A FLUKE
Wong Shui:
oranje lost because of boulahrouz' wife's baby
Moe:
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET THE RUSSIAN TEAM THAT SHOWED UP AGAINST SPAIN.
Wong Shui:
it died at 23 weeks, just 2 days before the game
Moe:
HE NEEDS TO SUCK IT UP. THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Wong Shui:
so they wore mourning bands around their arms and stuff
Wong Shui:
well he sucked it up
Wong Shui:
but the team totally lost its group spirit
Moe:
IT HAPPENS
Wong Shui:
well yeah, tough luck
Moe:
THAT'S SPORTS
Wong Shui:
you also watch other sports i guess?
Moe:
LOTS
Moe:
LE MANS, F1, INDY, RALLY, BASEBALL, TENNIS, HOCKEY. PRETTY MUCH IF ESPN OR FOX AIRES IT I WATCH IT.
Wong Shui:
hahaha great
Moe:
CAN'T STAND NASCAR
Wong Shui:
this summer will be sporting heaven
Moe:
LOTS OF BASEBALL AND GOLF
Wong Shui:
first the UEFA championship, then Tour de France, then Olympics
Moe:
LOVE OLYMPICS
Wong Shui:
yep
Wong Shui:
though we should never have picked china as a host country
Moe:
ABSOLUTELY AGREE
Wong Shui:
too much internal struggles, too leisurely with human rights
Wong Shui:
and what they did to tibet is just an abomination
Moe:
THEY WILL GET THERE'S IN THE END
Wong Shui:
well lets hope so
Moe:
KARMA'S A BITCH
Wong Shui:
what i said earlier about the dollar being low
Moe:

TOTALLY SUCKS HUH?
Wong Shui:
well yeah for you guys mostly
Wong Shui:
but we're all crossing fingers here
Wong Shui:
cuz if your economy collapses, ours will too
Moe:
THAT'S WHY I AM GETTING A LOT OF EUROPEAN ORDERS. EVEN WITH SHIPPING IT'S STILL CHEAPER.
Wong Shui:
true
Moe:
BUSH IS ON THE WAY OUT. WE'LL SEE WHO CAN SCREW UP ANY MORE THAN IT IS.
Wong Shui:
why did you make up 110 dollars of shipping costs btw?
Wong Shui:
to scare me off?
Moe:
THAT'S WHAT UPS SHOWS TO SHIP TO CHINA.
Wong Shui:
well i'd be voting obama if i were you
Wong Shui:
that's the least you can do to make a statement against 8 years of bush-dictatorship
Moe:
WE ARE SCREWED WITH OBAMA OR MCCAIN.
Wong Shui:
well they're all puppets i guess
Wong Shui:
of the Real Powers That Be
Wong Shui:
but i guess for a puppet i like obama better
Moe:
WHO ARE THE REAL POWERS? BILL GATES AND STEVE JOBS?
Wong Shui:
well partly
Wong Shui:
i think it's the bilderberg thing, or something similar
Wong Shui:
a group of powerful, important companies, go's, oil sheikhs
Moe:
THE FREE MASONS STILL HOLD THE TRUE CONSTITUTIONAL POWER
Wong Shui:
it's a proven fact that 90 percent of world media is controlled by 10 american companies
Wong Shui:
which probably are controlled by freemasons
Wong Shui:
i think america could do better with another voting system
Wong Shui:
just award by percentage, not by winning or losing a state
Wong Shui:
so other parties can come up too
Moe:
WELL IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK ON THE TOTAL POPULAR VOTE, BUT SOMEHOW THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS TAKEN OVER.
Wong Shui:
explain please?
Moe:
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS HOW MANY DELEGATE VOTES EACH STATE IS GIVEN BASED ON THEIR OVERALL POPULATION OF THE STATE. THIS USED TO BE CONSIDERED WHEN THE POPULAR VOTE WAS TOO CLOSE TO DECIDE. THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WOULD THEN DETERMINE THE OUTCOME. THEY JUST BASE IT ON THE ELECTORAL VOTES NOWADAYS.
Moe:
FUNNY I HAVE ANOTHER GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS ASKING FOR A VW REPAIR MANUAL.
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
does he seem plausible?
Moe:
HE'S KIND OF AN ASS!
Wong Shui:
ask him if he's from FOK!forum
Wong Shui:
say you're busy talking to superworm
Wong Shui:
(thats me)
Wong Shui:
why would someone need a vw repair manual at 1:52 am?
Moe:
SAYS YOU ARE A QUALITY USER
Wong Shui:
hahaha what's his username?
Wong Shui:
and yes i am, i'm editor of the column section of the site
Moe:
erikkll
Wong Shui:
it's the eighth largest forum in the world
Moe:
HIS NAME IS erikkll
Wong Shui:
lol
Moe:

ARE YOU AN INSOMNIAC. IT'S 1:57AM?
Wong Shui:
well yeah but i can sleep till like 5 pm in the afternoon
Moe:
I THINK I MAY HAVE A THIRD IN THE ROOM FROM YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS.
Moe:
HE ASKED IF YOU GAVE ME A TOPIC?
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
i think they've found out the topic
Moe:

ARE YOU PLAYING ME WITH YOUR FORUM?
Wong Shui:
no?
Wong Shui:
i just looked up this site, the topic linked it, and started chatting
Wong Shui:
in the meanwhile i've been posting parts of our conversation
Moe:
WELL NOW I AM BEING FLOODED WITH THE DUTCH IN MY CHAT ROOM. I AM SORRY BUT I AM HERE TO SELL AUTO PARTS NOT CHIT-CHAT. I HAVE HAD FUN BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO.
Wong Shui:
i'll post that comment, hopefully they'll oblige
Wong Shui:
it's been nice talking to you, have a nice weekend
Moe:
THANKS. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE.
Moe:
WHAT A WAY TO START THE WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
lol

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Moe:
YOU GUYS NEED BETTER HOBBIES
Wong Shui:
hahaha lmao
Wong Shui:
we do, dont we
Moe:
PETER FROM AMSTERDAM JUST LEFT.
Wong Shui:
well at least now you've spoken to me
Moe:
erikkll WENT TO BED
Wong Shui:
you can easily pick the ones that are screwing you out
Wong Shui:
just ask if they know fokforum
Moe:
TOO EASY. BUT I AM NEVER RUDE.
Wong Shui:
that's really good of you
Moe:
erikkll TOLD ME THAT 95% OF DUTCH HAVE INTERNET AND ARE FAMILIAR WITH FOLK
Wong Shui:
that's true
Wong Shui:
i think it's like 90 percent internet, 70 percent dsl connection or faster
Wong Shui:
dutch spend less time watching tv and more time on the internet each year
Moe:
THANKS FOR MAKING THE LAST 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES GO BY FAST I HAVE TO SIGN OFF NOW. TIME TO START SHUTTING DOWN FOR THE WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
ok, it's been my pleasure
Wong Shui:
i'm headin to bed now
Moe:
FINALLY
Wong Shui:

Moe:
Goedenacht
Wong Shui:
have a great weekend, and i'll probably see ya 'round if i'm bored and stoned
Moe left this room.

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 02:20 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Ik vond 46 dollar voor die golf manual wel te doen. jammer van de 110 dollar shipping.

ik heb 't er maar bij gelaten.

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 02:04 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Ik moet een proxy diiiiiiiiiiiing

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U chat nu met mevrouw Bosch
mevrouw Bosch: Welkom op de Live Advies Desk van Wehkamp!
Bezoeker: Hoi
Bezoeker: is Henk ook aanwezig
Bezoeker: ik ben z'n buurman en z'n deur staat open
Bezoeker: volgens mij is er ingebroken
Bezoeker: ik durf niet te gaan kijken
Bezoeker: hallo?
mevrouw Bosch: De chat is niet geschikt voor dit soort kwesties, ik raad u aan een e-mail te sturen naar klantenservice@wehkamp.nl.
Bezoeker: dit is noodzaak, mevrouw
mevrouw Bosch: Ik raad u aan telefonisch contact op te nemen met de klanterservice. Tel: 038-4264777

mevrouw Bosch: Wanneer het echt noodzaak is.
mevrouw Bosch: Prettige dag verder!
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08:37:11 PM CustomerDave
Hello
08:37:12 PM AgentSmith
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
08:37:17 PM CustomerDave
I was wondering
08:37:20 PM CustomerDave
do you ship to america?
08:38:07 PM AgentSmith
Which part of America ?
08:38:18 PM CustomerDave
Well, it's not very big
08:38:28 PM CustomerDave
it's a town in the netherlands you know
08:38:54 PM AgentSmith
Which Netherlands ?
08:39:07 PM CustomerDave
next to germany
08:39:09 PM CustomerDave
in europe
08:39:30 PM CustomerDave
windmills !
08:39:32 PM AgentSmith
which Europe ?
08:39:43 PM CustomerDave
the continent?
08:39:44 PM AgentSmith
which Windmills ?
08:39:58 PM AgentSmith
Which Continent ?
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*knip*
10:36:21 PM AgentRoy
Yeah saw yours in that picture that you ppl used to send us..
10:36:29 PM CustomerWacco
That's goatse
10:36:42 PM CustomerWacco
he likes to stretch you know...
10:36:51 PM AgentRoy
You..
10:37:12 PM CustomerWacco
well
10:37:13 PM AgentRoy
Your original name right..
10:37:21 PM CustomerWacco
let's get to business
10:37:46 PM CustomerWacco
do you ship to the netherlands?
10:38:12 PM AgentRoy
You have the card details ready with you?
10:38:19 PM CustomerWacco
yep
10:38:22 PM CustomerWacco
bring it on
10:39:11 PM CustomerWacco
do you like dutch people?
10:39:51 PM AgentRoy
What parts and the credit card details now..
10:40:02 PM CustomerWacco
i like you
10:40:32 PM CustomerWacco
please
10:40:35 PM CustomerWacco
don't leave me
10:40:51 PM CustomerWacco
i have it here...
10:41:13 PM CustomerWacco
MasterCard: 5262 6402 5030 7498
Expires: 12/2010
10:41:20 PM AgentRoy
Hey don't you have any nice work to do?
10:41:51 PM AgentRoy
CVV2 number.
10:41:51 PM CustomerWacco
part number is 1337
10:42:09 PM AgentRoy
CVV2 number.
10:42:26 PM CustomerWacco
i'm not going to tell you, i first want some assurance...
10:42:32 PM CustomerWacco
is this line secure?
10:43:02 PM AgentRoy
Thanks for using others card as now it has become an offense..
10:43:11 PM AgentRoy
Now the case will be a strong one..
10:43:18 PM AgentRoy
Take care man..
10:43:19 PM CustomerWacco
i'm behind 7 proxies
10:43:24 PM CustomerWacco
good luck
10:43:25 PM AgentRoy
You gave me proofs now..
10:43:25 PM AgentRoy
Take care..
10:43:42 PM CustomerWacco
copy pasting text 8)
10:43:44 PM AgentRoy
You know something..
10:43:47 PM CustomerWacco
thanks for the entertainment
10:44:18 PM AgentRoy
The proxies do not work with this portal as we have the best proxy detectors inform this to your friends too..
10:44:24 PM CustomerWacco
HAHAHAHA
10:44:30 PM CustomerWacco
good luck unwrapping the onion
10:44:31 PM AgentRoy
All the friends look the same way as in the pictures right..
10:44:35 PM AgentRoy
Thanks and good bye.
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SystemSystem
Connected with Scott
23:47:06 CustomerPussyCat
*Woof?*
23:47:22 AgentScott
MEOW**

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System

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23:52:30 SystemSystem

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23:52:34 AgentJames

ch

23:52:36 AgentJames

Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?

23:52:37 CustomerSjake

Hi Jamyboy

23:53:06 AgentJames

How can I assist you today?

23:53:21 CustomerSjake

C1R56158 that one, can i use that also on a bmw m5?

23:54:05 AgentJames

What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?

23:54:54 CustomerSjake

BMW M5 V10 E60 from 2005

23:55:25 AgentJames

Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?

23:55:37 CustomerSjake

offcourse

23:57:10 AgentJames

I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

23:57:42 CustomerSjake

it's from your website?

23:57:45 CustomerSjake

here it is

23:58:02 CustomerSjake

http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/search/?Ne=4&N=1733+4294967004&Ntt=Battery%20Charger

23:58:06 AgentJames

This won't fit on your vehicle.

23:58:23 CustomerSjake

it does

23:58:31 CustomerSjake

a friend of mine has it too

23:58:56 CustomerSjake

and that bmw goes like the wind, i swear!

23:59:26 AgentJames

Just a sec

23:59:51 AgentJames

I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.

0:00:45 CustomerSjake

he is the local mechanic

0:00:55 CustomerSjake

he send me to you!

0:01:17 AgentJames

Ok would you like to order this part?

0:01:19 CustomerSjake

you are a great dealer he said

0:01:38 AgentJames

CTEK Battery Charger costs $61.33

0:01:40 CustomerSjake

but you don't have it in stock? how can i order it then?

0:01:54 CustomerSjake

$60?

0:02:01 AgentJames

This part is in stock

0:02:10 CustomerSjake

you just said it wasn't

0:02:32 CustomerSjake

but that's great

0:02:36 AgentJames

This is a universal part.

0:02:42 CustomerSjake

alright

0:02:50 CustomerSjake

very good one too!

0:03:16 AgentJames

Have you ever ordered with us before ?

0:04:20 CustomerSjake

can i send u a picture of my car?

0:04:29 CustomerSjake

just to make sure the part will fit

0:04:39 AgentJames

Ok

0:04:46 CustomerSjake

but no, only my frend, he send me to you

0:05:06 CustomerSjake

klik

0:05:06 AgentJames

Let me double check the part

0:05:14 CustomerSjake

thats my car

0:06:12 AgentJames

Please hold on

0:07:30 CustomerSjake

hoo, wrong link, i mend http://www.autoweek.nl/carbasedata.php?cache=no&vpos=&id=34188&cache=no

0:07:36 CustomerSjake

that one

0:07:42 CustomerSjake

a great car

0:07:52 CustomerSjake

buy it your self to!

0:08:00 CustomerSjake

and you got rickrolled:D

0:08:29 CustomerSjake

just kiddin, did you mind?

0:08:41 CustomerSjake

but serious

0:08:47 AgentJames

Yes,this will fit on

0:08:59 CustomerSjake

great!

0:09:09 CustomerSjake

wow

0:09:25 AgentJames

Perfect fit

0:09:29 CustomerSjake

my bmw goes 267 with that part

0:09:32 AgentJames

Super car

0:09:37 CustomerSjake

that's fast you know

0:09:43 CustomerSjake

only the cpos..

0:09:45 AgentJames

How you drive this car

0:09:46 CustomerSjake

cops

0:09:57 AgentJames

With care

0:10:13 CustomerSjake

no, this one not.

0:10:22 CustomerSjake

i have this one for fun

0:10:52 AgentJames

great

0:11:12 AgentJames

Would you like to order?

0:11:24 CustomerSjake

but a Aston Martin V8 Volante for home use

0:11:34 CustomerSjake

a great car too

0:11:50 CustomerSjake

do you know that car?

0:11:57 AgentJames

Any way

0:12:00 AgentJames

Bye!

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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 00:20 schreef Rammstino het volgende:
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Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
0:15:50 CustomerSjake
Can you connect me with James please?
0:16:01 AgentFaith
okay
0:16:03 AgentFaith
please hold
0:16:07 CustomerSjake
allright
0:16:12 CustomerSjake
thank you
0:16:15 SystemSystem
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0:16:42 CustomerSjake
hi jameyboy!!!
0:16:48 CustomerSjake
i missed you
0:16:56 CustomerSjake
how are you now?
0:17:04 CustomerSjake
i really want o buy that part
0:17:06 AgentJames
not fine
0:17:10 CustomerSjake
why did u disconnect me?
0:17:18 AgentJames
We accept Visa,Mastercard, Discover & Amex.Please provide me the Credit Card Number, Expiration date and the 3 digit cid code on the back of your card ..
0:17:22 CustomerSjake
why that?
0:18:09 CustomerSjake
do you also accept paypall?
0:18:26 AgentJames
No
0:18:31 AgentJames
Only credit card
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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 23:49 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:

[..]

Ik werd even verbeterd...

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:22 schreef Placenta het volgende:
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent

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Hallo, mijn naam is Steven Spiele. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
R.Bakker:
Hoi , is laurens daar
Steven Spiele:
nee...
R.Bakker:
Ik ben Rob zijn buurman , ik zag dat zijn voordeur open staat en het begint nu keihard te regenen !
R.Bakker:
Dus ik wilde graag weten of alles in orde is en ik kan hem niet bereiken
Steven Spiele:
ok...mijn collega gaat even bellen nu
R.Bakker:
dankje wel ik hoop dat er niks ergs is
Steven Spiele:
ok...
Steven Spiele:
alles in orde...
R.Bakker:
Mooi zo
Steven Spiele:
dank u....
R.Bakker:
nee jij bedankt
Steven Spiele:
graag gedaan\hij is al gebeld
R.Bakker:
mooi , mag jij bellen onder hetwerk ?
Steven Spiele:
ja
Steven Spiele:
dan wel...
R.Bakker:
Sta jij niet met hem op deze foto : http://tinyurl.com/2xya9o
Steven Spiele:
nee...jij??
R.Bakker:
nee
R.Bakker:
Je hebt niet eens gekeken
R.Bakker:
Samen met R.Roll
Steven Spiele:
leuk joh
Steven Spiele:
r droll!!!
R.Bakker:
in jouw geval F.Lapdrol
Steven Spiele:
ja joh...
R.Bakker:
ik hoor je speelt runescape
Steven Spiele:
nee
Steven Spiele:
ik heb nu wek al je gegevens
Steven Spiele:
das pas leuk..
R.Bakker:
lache
Steven Spiele:
ja
R.Bakker:

Steven Spiele:
nou zieligerd
Steven Spiele:
fijne avond
Steven Spiele:
doei
Steven Spiele:
flap
Steven Spiele:
du
Steven Spiele:
drol
Steven Spiele heeft het gesprek verlaten.
R.Bakker:
hahaha

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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 19:18 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Deze meneer is leuk . Begin en einde was leuk !
[..]

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23:21:08
Charles
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:21:12
spanjol
hey charles dickens

23:21:13
Charles
Hi..
23:21:21
spanjol
i have a volvo

23:21:59
Charles
Yes what is the Issue ?
23:22:26
spanjol
its a slow one.. I want to make him faster.. Like more horse powers

23:23:20
spanjol
What do you recommend ?

23:24:19
Charles
Cold air Intake , exhaust System ,Exhaust system , throttle body Spacer
23:24:29
Charles
Where are you located ?
23:24:38
spanjol
texas

23:25:00
spanjol
that sound like alot i can do.

23:25:16
spanjol
one moment please.. My fone is ringing

23:25:39
Charles
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
23:26:07
spanjol
im back, it was my girlfriend... told the bitch to wait... i have volvo v70 2006

23:26:35
Charles
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
23:27:00
spanjol
i have the time

23:28:05
Charles
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
23:28:06
Charles
Sorry
23:28:22
spanjol
thats a piti

23:28:33
Charles
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
23:28:43
spanjol
Sound like you know alot about cars.. So i have another question

23:28:57
spanjol
whats better.. A biturbo or a twinturbo

23:29:20
spanjol
and should i dump my girlfriend or use her for sex?

23:30:07
Charles
Sorry this is a professional chat
23:30:22
spanjol
ok forget the last question

23:31:08
spanjol
Im a professional kastanova

23:32:33
spanjol
Hello? Im a human being.. I dont like to be ignored

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23:36:52
Bret
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:36:55
doctor
Hi

23:37:04
Bret
hello
23:37:50
doctor
A man went to the doctor.. The doctor said "i have good news and i have bad news".. "the bad news is.. you have cancer... and the good news is.... ohh... there isn't any good news
"
23:39:43
Bret
One good advice from me is .. better don't come back to live chat.
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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 23:41 schreef Placenta het volgende:
Kastanova , betekent dat je nog je coming out moet hebben om de mensen te laten zien dat je echt een casanova bent

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SystemSystem
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23:47:31 SystemSystem
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23:47:31 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
23:47:53 CustomerCat
*Woof*
23:48:08 CustomerCat
*I'm looking for some parts*
23:48:21 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
23:48:39 CustomerCat
*Some doggy biscuits sound good?*
23:48:57 AgentLeonelle
Where are you located Cat?
23:48:58 CustomerCat
*Woof woof!*
23:49:06 CustomerCat
*In NY*
23:49:21 AgentLeonelle
Okay. What part are you looking?
23:49:37 CustomerCat
I'm looking
23:49:44 CustomerCat
...............FOR?
23:50:00 CustomerCat
Is that what you were trying to say?
23:50:29 AgentLeonelle
Are you looking some parts for your vehicle?
23:50:41 CustomerCat
*Roar* americans who can't speak english piss me off *woof*
23:51:07 CustomerCat
*if my vehicle is me, and by parts you mean food then yes*
23:51:51 AgentLeonelle
Sorry Cat I can assist you with that.
23:51:55 AgentLeonelle
*can't
23:51:58 CustomerCat
But I'm hungry
23:52:01 CustomerCat

23:52:03 CustomerCat

23:52:09 CustomerCat
Me needs teh foodz
23:52:19 CustomerCat
*MEow*
23:52:29 CustomerCat
How 'bout some chinese take away?
23:52:31 CustomerCat
Or pizza
23:52:58 CustomerCat
Aren't you hungry?
23:53:21 AgentLeonelle
No I'm not hungry Cat
23:53:21 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
23:53:50 CustomerCat
Yes
23:54:26 AgentLeonelle
I can't assist you with non-related parts Cat.
23:54:31 CustomerCat
I'm just trying to make your work less boring
23:54:48 CustomerCat
And if parts = food and the vehicle = me then I;m sure u can help
23:54:58 CustomerCat
What time is it over there?
23:55:17 AgentLeonelle
3:00 PST
23:55:25 CustomerCat
Cool.
23:55:45 CustomerCat
How come the other live helpers are so moody?
23:56:17 AgentLeonelle
I don't know Cat. Maybe they are busy and needs to hit the quota.
23:56:17 AgentLeonelle
Sorry Cat I need to end this chat. Have a nice day though!
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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 23:57 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:

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Ik heb geen idee waar ik het over moet hebben

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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 19:18 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Deze meneer is leuk . Begin en einde was leuk !
[..]

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Verkoop: goedenavond
G.J. Vermeulen: Goedenavond
G.J. Vermeulen: ik heb een vraag met betrekking tot de pakketten die u aanbiedt
G.J. Vermeulen: ik kan nergens de verzendkosten vinden hiervan
Verkoop: ok. Steek van wal
G.J. Vermeulen: met welk postbedrijf worden deze pakketten verzonden?
Verkoop: hu? ik begrijp je vraag niet. U bedoeld een hosting pakket
Verkoop: "??
G.J. Vermeulen: Ja. Er zijn verschillende pakketten, die naarmate ze duurder worden ook groter zijn. Hoeveel kost het verzenden hiervan?
Verkoop: er wordt natuurlijk niets verstuurd. Het is de dienst die weordt afgenomen
G.J. Vermeulen: jullie maken het pakketje zelf open?
G.J. Vermeulen: waarom wordt het dan in eerste instantie ingepakt?

Verkoop heeft de verlaten
Klik hier om een bericht achter te laten

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Hallo, mijn naam is Aisha Bonse. Hoe kan ik u helpen?

Jan Peter:
Goedendag mevrouw Bonse
Aisha Bonse:
goedenavond
Jan Peter:
ik wou graag wat te eten bestellen indien dat mogelijk is.
Aisha Bonse:
dat is mogelijk...
Aisha Bonse:
wat is uw postcode?
Jan Peter:
alleen wilt u misschien niet doorvertellen dat ik hier eten bestel?
Jan Peter:
of komt u mijn naam niet bekend voor?
Jan Peter:
anders heb ik niets gezegt
Aisha Bonse:
doen we niet, er bestelling vele BN'ers via onze site
Jan Peter:
Oké, dankuwel voor uw begrip
Jan Peter:
Moment, even mijn telefoon opnemen.
Jan Peter:
Mijn excuses, het kan dringend zijn.
Jan Peter:
Sorry voor het op onthoud.
Jan Peter:
Ik zou graag 4 medium pizza's met witte truffelcrème, Burrata mozzorella en krullen Culla de Crabettu willen bestellen.
Aisha Bonse:
wat is je postcode?
Aisha Bonse:
ik moet eerst je postcode, anders kan ik geen restaurant selecteren...
Jan Peter:
Oké, ja dit is mijn eerste keer begrijpt u.
Aisha Bonse:
no probs
Jan Peter:
Maar ik mag niet zomaar al mijn privé gegevens op straat gooien.
Jan Peter:
Kunt u garanderen dat dit veilig is?
Aisha Bonse:
zal toch moeten, want anders is het niet mogelijk om te bestellen...
Aisha Bonse:
uiteraard is het safe!
Jan Peter:
Dan moet ik u maar geloven.
Jan Peter:
2904 FK
Jan Peter:
Bevalt uw beroep, en doet u dit al lang?
Jan Peter:
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Jan Peter:
potverdorie, verkeerde scherm
Jan Peter:
mijn excuses, die link was voor Geert bestemd.
Jan Peter:
wilt u daar niet op klikken?
Jan Peter:
vriendelijk bedankt.
Aisha Bonse:
zal ik niet doen
Aisha Bonse:
weet u al bij welk restaurant u wilt bestellen?
Jan Peter:
Pardon, ik dacht dat jullie dat uitzochten voor mij.
Aisha Bonse:
dat mag je zelf doen
Jan Peter:
Waar zou ik die informatie kunnen vinden?
Aisha Bonse:
www.justeat.nl
Jan Peter:
Ik ben momenteel niet thuis gevestigd, dus ik weet niet wat hier in de buurt zit.
Aisha Bonse:
en dan je postcode invoeren
Aisha Bonse:
zojuist heb ik je postcode gevraagd, 2904 was het antwoord...
Jan Peter:
Dat is mijn woonplaats inderdaad, Capelle aan de Ijssel.
Jan Peter:
Maar daar ben ik momenteel niet aanwezig
Jan Peter:
Ook de Minister President gaat wel eens op visite begrijpt u.
Aisha Bonse:
zonder eerst gegeten te hebben....
Jan Peter:
Mevrouw, u moet goed begrijpen dat wij niet altijd om 5 uur naar huis kunnen.
Jan Peter:
Wij werken niet alleen voor ons zelf, maar voor de hele maatschappij.
Jan Peter:
Dan kan het voorkomen dat er overgewerkt moet worden.
Jan Peter:
Mijn excuses, maar dit duurd me toch echt allemaal een beetje te lang.
Jan Peter:
Morgen om 8 uur wel weer present zijn in Den Haag,ik moet ook voldoende rust krijgen begrijpt u.
Jan Peter:
Een fijne nachtrust toegewenst.
Aisha Bonse:
dank je wel, jij ook.
Jan Peter:
Pas maar op dat Geert niet achter uw aankomt nu u mij zo heeft laten zitten.
Jan Peter:
En het is U voor jou jongedame
Jan Peter:
Prettige dag nog.
Aisha Bonse:
dank je wel. Jij ook en succes in Den Haag morgen
Aisha Bonse:

Jan Peter:
Ik zal een spoeddebat beginnen over u
Aisha Bonse:
je bent in elk geval een minister president, die niet met z'n muis over het beeldscherm gaat, hahahahaha
Aisha Bonse:
Zet hem op JP
Aisha Bonse:

Jan Peter:
Proberen we hier nu lollig te doen?
Jan Peter:
Weet u wel wie u tegenover u hebt staan.
Aisha Bonse:
ne...
Jan Peter:
Eerste klas scrotum bent u.
Jan Peter:
Jan Peter,zoals in Jan Peter Balkenende?
Aisha Bonse:
die ken ik niet...
Jan Peter:
Die zorgt ervoor dat u niet lang meer in Nederland vertoeft, ik heb zo mijn connecties, en daarmee wil ik di gesprek beeindigen.
Jan Peter:
Tabee

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Op maandag 30 juni 2008 21:40 schreef WIET_se het volgende:
www.justeat.nl
[..]

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Op maandag 30 juni 2008 22:25 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Had je veel gesmoked dat je jezelf jan peter waande?

Lache gesprekje

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Jan Peter:
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Jan Peter:
potverdorie, verkeerde scherm
Jan Peter:
mijn excuses, die link was voor Geert bestemd.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 09:25 schreef First het volgende:

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Hier kwam de melk uit mijn neus

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 10:58 schreef WIET_se het volgende:

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Zou ze er stiekem toch wel op geklikt hebben? Heb ik haar nog gerickrolled ook.

Wie stapt in de huid van Geert? Ik wacht op een vervolg

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:06 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze me .

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:06 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze me .

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:25 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Waarom dat niet?!?!

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:33 schreef HuHu het volgende:

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Lijkt me vrij logisch: ze weten heus wel dat er grapjassen zoals wij zijn die ze vanalles en nogwat toesturen. Zoals gore plaatjes, rick-rolls, virussen of spy-ware. Daarom is het niet toegestaan voor die chat-medewerkers om op die linkjes te klikken.

Dat zie je ook in eerdere gesprekken in dit topic waar mensen zo grappig waren om een Goatse te plaatsen. De meeste medewerkers reageerden er niet op, omdat ze er waarschijnlijk niet op geklikt hadden.

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Op donderdag 3 juli 2008 12:31 schreef First het volgende:
Tvp

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Op donderdag 3 juli 2008 13:18 schreef weasel85 het volgende:

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???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topic

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

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Judie
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:02:37
Paul
ich brauche jetzt eine carborateur fur meine volvo
2:02:40
Paul
haben sie die?
2:04:40
Judie
can't understand Spanish
Paul
Nur Spanish? Como es tu Dias?
2:11:25
Paul
El hablo dos arriba del carboratos?
2:11:49
Judie
We are glad to be of help. Thank you for visiting our web site..

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Op zondag 20 juli 2008 02:10 schreef Platina het volgende:

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Ze zijn niet al te snugger daar
en niet behulpzaam.

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SystemSystem
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0:22:30 SystemSystem
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0:22:30 AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:23:31 CustomerJerry Springer
Hi Sonny
0:23:42 AgentSonny
hello
0:23:43 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm looking for some juicy parts for my show
0:24:25 AgentSonny
what juicy part do you need?
0:25:14 CustomerJerry Springer
I need a new roof for my volvo cabrio
0:25:21 CustomerJerry Springer
I want one with a goatse print
0:25:55 AgentSonny
we dont carry eat
0:26:20 AgentSonny
sorry we dont Carry it
0:26:32 CustomerJerry Springer
Would you have any clue as to where I might be able to get one?
0:26:43 CustomerJerry Springer
a tubgirl print or hai2u would be fine too
0:27:05 CustomerJerry Springer
I basically want a print of the image on this site: www.hai2u.co on my cabrio roof
0:27:24 CustomerJerry Springer
www.hai2u.com I mean
0:27:27 AgentSonny
could you please hold for a minute?
0:27:39 CustomerJerry Springer
yes i could
0:29:01 AgentSonny
thanks
0:29:16 AgentSonny
HOST_ADDRESS: 145.116.2.woonstichting.de.key.invalid
IP_ADDRESS: xxxxxxxxxxx
LANG_NAME: English - US
LANG_NUMBER: 10
LANG_SPELLCODE: am
LOGIN_NAME: Jerry Springer
SUBJECT:
USER_AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; nl; rv:1.9.0.1) Gecko/2008070208 Firefox/3.0.1
0:29:36 AgentSonny
did i miss something?
0:29:54 CustomerJerry Springer
yeah, you guys are a riot over at http://forum.fok.nl
0:30:06 AgentSonny
let me send this to my it guy
0:30:06 AgentSonny
one moment
0:30:18 CustomerJerry Springer
np
0:30:23 AgentSonny
and block your computer
0:30:27 CustomerJerry Springer
awwwww
0:30:37 AgentSonny
anything else?
0:30:40 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm gonna miss you!
0:30:51 CustomerJerry Springer
let me give you the link to the thread
0:30:59 AgentSonny
sure
0:31:01 CustomerJerry Springer
you're gonna laugh as much as me
0:31:08 AgentSonny
i will appreciate it
0:31:26 CustomerJerry Springer
We do not ship to the Netherlands #3
0:31:53 CustomerJerry Springer
So do you want a performance in my show?
0:32:02 CustomerJerry Springer
we're gonna make a new season in the netherlands
0:32:53 AgentSonny
no thanks
0:33:09 AgentSonny
well thank you for your time and good manner
0:33:14 AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
0:33:16 CustomerJerry Springer
You're welcome
0:34:34 CustomerJerry Springer
I'll be nice from now on
0:34:36 CustomerJerry Springer
no more shock sites
0:34:45 CustomerJerry Springer
So tell me, where are you from?
0:35:09 SystemSystem
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Op maandag 21 juli 2008 00:28 schreef pmdomela het volgende:

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Bij nader inzien misschien een beetje TE ver Maar ik verveelde me gewoon EN ik was een proxy vergeten

Word ik nu morgen meegenomen voor rendition?

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System
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16:48:07 System
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16:48:12 Sam
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
16:48:27 Sam
Hi Foki
16:48:35 FOK!
hi Sam
16:48:37 FOK!
how are you?
16:48:52 Sam
Fine ! How may I Help you?
16:49:20 FOK!
i'm off in like 10 minutes. Can you help me get through? it's soooo boring
16:49:39 FOK!
i dont have anything to do really
16:49:41 FOK!
:/
16:49:52 Sam
This is professional chat !
16:49:57 Sam
Not Chat room
16:49:59 FOK!
oh
16:50:00 FOK!
sorry
16:50:05 FOK!
can i have your MSN then?
16:50:22 Sam
Where are you located?
16:50:29 FOK!
England
16:50:37 Sam
I apologize but we ship the parts only within the 48 continental states of USA.
16:50:47 FOK!
i do have friends ni the us if that counts
16:51:02 Sam
Get the full address?
16:51:33 FOK!
hmm, i don't know
16:51:36 FOK!
i'll just ask them
16:51:39 FOK!
and then i'll get back to you
16:51:41 FOK!
is that okay?:
16:51:47 Sam
Ok !
16:51:56 FOK!
thanks i'll ask at FOK! forum
16:52:00 Sam
Get back to me with the address?
16:52:06 FOK!
send my regards to dennis
16:52:08 FOK!
i will
16:52:12 Sam
Thank you for visiting our web site.
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System
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18:03:21 SystemSystem
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18:03:21 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:03:27 CustomerSjaak
Hi Jeff
18:03:45 AgentJeff
hi there
18:03:49 AgentJeff
how may I help you
18:03:49 AgentJeff
?
18:03:54 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to place an order for a pizza pepperoni with cheese, please
18:04:36 AgentJeff
sorry we are not a pizza company
18:04:53 CustomerSjaak
oh, woops! must've gotten the wrong address then
18:04:53 AgentJeff
you might wanna try your local funeral parlor
18:05:06 AgentJeff
sure they have pizza's there
18:05:13 CustomerSjaak
Fresh and steamy
18:05:26 AgentJeff
no I think you are just doped
18:05:34 AgentJeff
yes and kicking
18:05:37 CustomerSjaak
Nice...
18:05:46 AgentJeff
is there anything else you want to order?
18:05:52 CustomerSjaak
hmmm
18:05:56 AgentJeff
besides fresh corpse
18:06:02 CustomerSjaak
Will you ship to the Netherlands?
18:06:26 AgentJeff
right at your door steps
18:06:35 CustomerSjaak
awesome
18:06:35 AgentJeff
I can give you a discount if you want
18:06:52 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to order a pizza hawaii at half price then
18:07:06 AgentJeff
ok
18:07:52 AgentJeff
bye
18:07:56 AgentJeff
have a nice
18:08:01 AgentJeff
meal
18:08:06 CustomerSjaak
Thanks!
18:08:22 AgentJeff
bye
18:09:59 CustomerSjaak
When the pizza delivery guy gets here, can I pay by creditcard?
18:10:37 AgentJeff
any type of payment you want
18:10:52 AgentJeff
as long as the money or the credit card is yours
18:11:02 AgentJeff
okey
18:11:12 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:11:21 CustomerSjaak
Nahhh not really
18:11:29 AgentJeff
ok
18:11:30 CustomerSjaak
Maybe while we're both waiting for that pizza delivery
18:11:36 CustomerSjaak
you could tell me about yourself
18:11:36 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:11:49 AgentJeff
no problem
18:11:52 CustomerSjaak
How's life today?
18:12:27 AgentJeff
well it sucks, specially talking to you
18:12:46 AgentJeff
where you form?
18:12:50 AgentJeff
from
18:12:51 CustomerSjaak
haha!
18:12:51 AgentJeff
I meant
18:13:02 CustomerSjaak
I'm from Amsterdam, the Netherlands
18:13:28 CustomerSjaak
and I think it sucks because you're stuck in that boring support job
18:13:37 AgentJeff
really
18:13:42 AgentJeff
no
18:13:44 AgentJeff
its not
18:14:11 CustomerSjaak
Don't you get arthritis from typing all day long?
18:14:29 CustomerSjaak
So where are you from then?
18:14:57 AgentJeff
don't worry I get paid at least after I retired
18:15:02 AgentJeff
how bout you
18:15:21 AgentJeff
sure you dont have a job
18:15:27 AgentJeff
and your a sore looser
18:15:30 CustomerSjaak
awwwwwwww
18:15:31 AgentJeff
correct?
18:15:33 CustomerSjaak
no
18:15:51 AgentJeff
so do you do for a living
18:15:53 CustomerSjaak
I'm a medical student at VU University of Amsterdam, and I work about 12 hours a week as a nurse
18:16:03 AgentJeff
oh really?
18:16:16 CustomerSjaak
yeah really
18:16:30 CustomerSjaak
Slow day today?
18:16:38 AgentJeff
is Amsterdam part of new York?
18:16:54 CustomerSjaak
I can see you're not very educated
18:17:02 CustomerSjaak
which is probably why you're stuck in that job
18:17:07 AgentJeff
does new Yorker
18:17:21 CustomerSjaak
Amsterdam is the capital city of The Netherlands, which is a country in Western Europe
18:17:51 AgentJeff
like you, don't have anything to do with their lives
18:18:17 AgentJeff
you are not quite smart
18:18:21 CustomerSjaak
Is it hard for you, that English grammar?
18:18:33 AgentJeff
we are working in the net 24/7
18:18:42 CustomerSjaak
in the net?
18:18:59 AgentJeff
so why saying your in other country
18:19:09 AgentJeff
we can trace you
18:19:15 CustomerSjaak
well trace me then
18:19:22 AgentJeff
especially dope like you
18:19:33 CustomerSjaak
It would be good for you, you'd finally look at a map
18:19:39 AgentJeff
dont worry we have your IP address
18:19:46 CustomerSjaak
I know
18:19:59 AgentJeff
so who is the not educated one here
18:20:16 AgentJeff
im wasting my time with a dope head
18:20:21 CustomerSjaak
Yes
18:20:28 AgentJeff
better bug someone else
18:20:29 CustomerSjaak
you should get back to selling autoparts
18:20:32 AgentJeff
work
18:20:45 CustomerSjaak
How old are you Jeff?
18:20:55 AgentJeff
yes I am
18:21:30 AgentJeff
bye
18:21:35 SystemSystem
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SystemSystem
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18:30:25 SystemSystem
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18:30:29 CustomerJesus
Hi Jeff
18:30:29 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:31:04 CustomerJesus
I'm looking for the Holy Grail, I think i left it in the backseat of my Volvo when I brought it in for a tire change last evening
18:31:45 AgentJeff
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information.
I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
18:32:06 AgentJeff
is there anything else I can help you with?
18:32:09 CustomerJesus
Well
18:32:18 CustomerJesus
I'm still waiting for that pizza I ordered!
18:32:18 AgentJeff
ok
18:32:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:32:46 AgentJeff
oh please wit for another 30 mins
18:32:56 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:33:01 CustomerJesus
Yeah
18:33:16 CustomerJesus
I think John Mccain sucks
18:33:51 AgentJeff
I don't care
18:34:04 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:34:09 CustomerJesus
You should, he might become the leader of your country
18:34:36 AgentJeff
coz we don't ship to your country
18:35:02 CustomerJesus
That's too bad
18:35:12 CustomerJesus
You could send it to me privately
18:35:19 CustomerJesus
I'll send you some Viagra if you do
18:35:21 AgentJeff
sure mccain don't want to lead your country too
18:35:47 AgentJeff
what else?
18:35:56 CustomerJesus
Ofcourse not, mccain is allergic to marihuana
18:36:13 CustomerJesus
so ofcourse he wouldn't want to lead my country
18:36:48 AgentJeff
now I know why our company don't ship to your country
18:37:19 CustomerJesus
Because we are all terrorists?
18:37:44 CustomerJesus
Are you going to vote for Obama or Mccain?
18:37:53 AgentJeff
no terrorist is different from a dope head
18:38:01 AgentJeff
well if you are here
18:38:05 CustomerJesus
sharp
18:38:06 AgentJeff
I will vote for you
18:38:10 CustomerJesus
I would too
18:38:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:38:26 CustomerJesus
But I'm not in the United States
18:38:35 CustomerJesus
I bet you're gonna vote for Obama
18:38:44 CustomerJesus
because you're black too
18:38:53 AgentJeff
no I will vote for you
18:39:02 CustomerJesus
You can't
18:39:03 AgentJeff
nope
18:39:08 CustomerJesus
I don't accept votes from you
18:39:11 AgentJeff
I can
18:39:11 CustomerJesus
becase
18:39:21 CustomerJesus
*because I don't accept votes from muslims
18:39:38 AgentJeff
ok, I know I'm not a dope head
18:39:43 AgentJeff
hahaha
18:39:53 AgentJeff
you don't want your kind?
18:40:29 CustomerJesus
Do you think I'm muslim?
18:40:38 AgentJeff
ok this is the first time I encountered a dope head like you that sucks
18:40:48 CustomerJesus
Do you think everything outside America is muslim?
18:40:53 AgentJeff
no but you type like one
18:40:58 AgentJeff
yes
18:41:08 AgentJeff
you are a Muslim
18:41:12 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:41:16 CustomerJesus
no
18:41:30 CustomerJesus
Well you type like a black guy
18:41:33 AgentJeff
yes and your country is swarming with Muslim
18:41:54 AgentJeff
well Im not
18:41:59 CustomerJesus
Did you know blacks have a greatly increased chance at dying from cardiovascular diseases? Bad genes and all that
18:42:14 AgentJeff
but im sure you are a Muslim
18:42:26 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:42:46 AgentJeff
now you are beginning to sound like a nigger
18:42:54 CustomerJesus
Well actually I'm an atheist and think religion is bull
18:43:11 CustomerJesus
a nigger?
18:43:14 CustomerJesus
You called me a nigger?
18:43:19 AgentJeff
how did you know about that if you are not a Negro
18:43:27 CustomerJesus
You think it's normal to call people nigger?
18:43:39 AgentJeff
yes im calling you a nigger
18:43:54 AgentJeff
no but for you
18:43:54 CustomerJesus
I guess you're sexually frustrated eh
18:44:06 AgentJeff
no are you?
18:44:17 CustomerJesus
BTW I know about the cardiovascular chance thing because I'm a medical student
18:44:26 CustomerJesus
nah
18:44:45 CustomerJesus
well I think you are the girl in this image: www.hai2u.com
18:44:54 AgentJeff
ok
18:45:09 AgentJeff
I can search that one too on the Internet
18:45:27 CustomerJesus
Yes, or you could just look in the mirror
18:45:39 AgentJeff
why
18:45:45 CustomerJesus
Equally easy
18:46:04 AgentJeff
you saw your self when you look at the mirror
18:46:22 CustomerJesus
yes
18:46:38 CustomerJesus
So where are you from Jeff?
18:46:42 CustomerJesus
and how old are you?
18:46:49 AgentJeff
good for you nigger or Muslim
18:47:28 CustomerJesus
that's not very professional of you, Jeff
18:47:35 CustomerJesus
to call someone a nigger
18:47:44 AgentJeff
why are you being one?
18:47:54 AgentJeff
nigger
18:48:02 CustomerJesus
hahahahaha
18:48:05 CustomerJesus
I'm not a nigger
18:48:11 CustomerJesus
I'm white
18:48:14 AgentJeff
why nigger, you cracking up?
18:48:23 CustomerJesus
Jesus wasn't a nigger, was he?
18:48:31 CustomerJesus
yes I am
18:48:33 CustomerJesus
nigga please
18:48:45 AgentJeff
but you act like a nigger, nigger
18:49:16 CustomerJesus
Still waiting for my pizza Jeff
18:49:29 CustomerJesus
go tell the delivery guy to hurry up
18:49:40 AgentJeff
just wait
18:50:15 AgentJeff
he will be knocking on a niggers door right about now
18:50:38 CustomerJesus
there's more then one nigger, you know
18:50:44 CustomerJesus
Obama isn't the only one
18:50:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your pizza nigger
18:51:10 AgentJeff
yeah Negro
18:51:20 AgentJeff
you hate your own kind
18:51:40 AgentJeff
your a Negro Muslim
18:52:10 AgentJeff
thats why you hate them, you hate your own kind
18:52:25 AgentJeff
that figures
18:52:37 CustomerJesus
you have a rich fantasy
18:52:47 AgentJeff
you too
18:52:59 CustomerJesus
Now fucking bow to me, for I am Jesus
18:53:35 AgentJeff
ok, I'm wasting a lot of time here for you so bye Muslim nigger
18:53:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:54:10 AgentJeff
nigger
18:54:39 CustomerJesus
alrighty
18:54:47 AgentJeff
NIGGER..........!!!!!!!!!! bye
18:54:51 SystemSystem
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Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:15 schreef OmeCo het volgende:
SystemSystem
Joe has joined this session!
22:08:04 SystemSystem
Connected with Joe
22:08:08 AgentJoe
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:08:11 CustomerSjonnie
hello joe
22:08:16 CustomerSjonnie
i hope u can help me out!
22:08:24 AgentJoe
Hello
22:08:57 CustomerSjonnie
i would like to buy an Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but i changed the my steering wheel and radio / cd player, u think i can still put in the new oil trap?
22:09:39 AgentJoe
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
22:10:17 CustomerSjonnie
Ow, bummer, but what would the part cost at u guys? and do u guys till ship to iceland altho we are in a financial crisis?
22:10:34 AgentJoe
Sorry, we do ship only within the 48 states of USA
22:11:02 CustomerSjonnie
So u can send it to my friend in haarlem and he can send it to me?
22:11:29 AgentJoe
Yep
22:11:39 CustomerSjonnie
But u know haarlem is in the netherlands?
22:12:09 AgentJoe
I am sorry, we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:12:28 CustomerSjonnie
but u just said that u could ship it, so i want it send to the netherlands ..
22:13:19 AgentJoe
we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:13:29 AgentJoe
We do not ship overseas
22:14:24 CustomerSjonnie
oke, well in that case I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggrol
22:14:34 SystemSystem
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dat begin over dat stuur lol

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23:03:46 SystemSystem
Connected with Eby
23:03:50 CustomerDinges
Hi
23:03:50 AgentEby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:03:54 CustomerDinges
Well...
23:04:01 CustomerDinges
My neighbour just bought a brand new Volvo
23:04:14 CustomerDinges
and he's going on vacation next week
23:04:32 CustomerDinges
So I wondered If I could order the key for his car, so I can 'borrow' it
23:04:43 CustomerDinges
If you know what I mean
23:05:07 CustomerDinges
I'm serious
23:05:26 CustomerDinges
I won't tell
23:05:42 CustomerDinges
Hello?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 02:47 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:


2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands

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Copy Print Exit
11:00:31 SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help
11:00:31 SystemSystem
Rhiz has joined this session!
11:00:31 SystemSystem
Connected with Rhiz
11:00:35 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Initializing connection{database:Employee TO live chat service}.....
11:00:35 AgentRhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
11:00:47 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Unknown data input syntax(Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?), database insert failed
11:00:51 AgentRhiz
hi
11:00:53 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: DatabaseMalfunction[database:Employee.overflow()]
11:00:58 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Resetting Employee database....
11:01:03 CustomerdatabaseSystem
[warning:failed memory allocation at 0000372x]
11:01:08 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Database overflow detected
11:01:12 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Uploading database:EmployeePersonalData to http://www.google.com....
11:01:12 AgentRhiz
how may I help you please?
11:01:18 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Upload completed
11:01:22 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Database format initialized...
11:01:26 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: DatabaseMalfunction[database:Employee.backup()]
11:01:30 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Please enter database restore code:
11:02:06 AgentRhiz
what is your concern please?
11:02:08 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: Incorrect restore code, you have 2 attempts remaining.
11:02:16 AgentRhiz
hi
11:02:17 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: Incorrect restore code, you have 1 attempts remaining.
11:02:51 AgentRhiz
hello
11:02:53 CustomerdatabaseSystem

Invalid restore code: Database removed. Please contact system administrator to reset.
11:03:00 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Connection failed{database:Employee TO live chat service}
11:03:08 SystemSystem
The session has ended!
Send
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Session ID: 666779

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 11:54 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Het duurde even voor ik doorhad dat dat geen systeemberichten waren - pas bij www.google.com zag ik het xD

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:

verhaal

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:50 schreef James1988 het volgende:

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http://health.live.com

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
SystemSystem
Faith has joined this session!
12:11:49 SystemSystem
Connected with Faith
12:11:54 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
12:12:07 CustomerJack
This is Jack, do you copy?
12:13:34 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:14:50 CustomerJack
Are we on a secure line?
12:15:24 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:15:24 AgentFaith
we are
12:17:19 AgentFaith
are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:19:04 AgentFaith
how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
12:22:10 AgentFaith
yes sir we are
12:22:15 AgentFaith
you are in live help
12:23:34 AgentFaith
you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
12:27:15 AgentFaith
is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
12:29:21 AgentFaith
but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
12:29:31 AgentFaith
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
12:29:31 AgentFaith
have a great day

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 13:21 schreef Life het volgende:
Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
SystemSystem
-chatlog-

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation

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Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:32 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:

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je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...