We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:56 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:07 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:05 schreef Placenta het volgende:
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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:05 schreef Paaskonijn het volgende:

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Moe: Welcome to Drivewire.com live support, my name is Moe how may I help you?
Wong Shui:
My name is Wong
Wong Shui:
I never had car, but China Communist Party gave me job this year
Wong Shui:
so I buy Volvo 1994 940
Wong Shui:
but it broken
Wong Shui:
so i need part
Moe:

WHAT DO YOU NEED.
Wong Shui:
I need OE Service Turbo Drain Gasket
Wong Shui:
i look on youre site
Wong Shui:
it on there
Wong Shui:
but i need knowing
Wong Shui:
you also ship in china?
Moe:
YES WE SHIP TO CHINA.
Wong Shui:
good good
Wong Shui:
you actually use ship or you use plain?
Wong Shui:
plain is faster
Moe:
WE USE UPS.
Wong Shui:
does ups use the boats or the plains?
Wong Shui:
how much for ship this part to Zhanghou?
Moe:
UPS SENDS PRODUCT BY AIR.
Wong Shui:
good good
Wong Shui:
i like
Wong Shui:
is faster
Wong Shui:
how much?
Moe:
IS THIS THE ONLY ITEM YOU WISH TO PURCHASE?
Wong Shui:
yes yes
Wong Shui:
rest of car is fine
Wong Shui:
oh you have Volvo 940 gear box clutch as well?
Wong Shui:
it broken
Wong Shui:
i use tape to stick it
Moe:
THEY ARE $2.08 FOR THE GENUINE VOLVO FACTORY REPLACEMENT. IF YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH THIS ITEM CURRENTLY IT MAY FAIL AGAIN. I WOULD RECOMMEND POSSIBLY PURCHASING 2 OR 3 AS BACK-UPS.
Wong Shui:
how much for parts and ship
Moe:
WHEN YOU REFERENCE GEAR BOX CLUTCH ARE YOU REFERING TO INSIDE THE TRANSMISSION OR DOES THE VEHICLE USE A MANUAL TRANSMISSION WITH A CLUTCH ASSEMBLY.
Wong Shui:
it use clutch
Wong Shui:
i use clutch to shift gear, yes
Wong Shui:
but clutch break, so i use tape to stick it
Wong Shui:
you have new?
Moe:
I DO NOT CARRY THAT ITEM.
Wong Shui:
so price is 2,08
Wong Shui:
is that us dorra?
Moe:
YES IT IS IN U.S. DOLLARS. SHIPPING TO CHINA WOULD COST $110.51USD.
Wong Shui:
110 too much
Wong Shui:
is that ship or plain
Moe:
THAT IS WHAT UPS CHARGES.
Wong Shui:
oh i know now
Moe:
IT IS FOR THEIR MOST STANDARD SERVICE.
Wong Shui:
us dollar worth very less yes?
Moe:
YES
Wong Shui:
so how many euro is that
Moe:
I DO NOT HAVE A CONVERSION.
Wong Shui:
my work pais in euro
Wong Shui:
it safer, they say
Wong Shui:
us dorra slippy slope
Wong Shui:
why you not use euro?
Moe:
WE ARE A U.S. COMPANY. WE USE AMERICAN CURRENCY.
Wong Shui:
would america then not consider euro instead of dorra?
Wong Shui:
it much safer
Moe:
WRITE A LETTER TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
Wong Shui:
but i like to order the part now
Wong Shui:
my Volvo broken
Wong Shui:
its my first car yes
Moe:
THEN YOU PAY IN U.S. CURRENCY
Wong Shui:
why you shout all the time?
Wong Shui:
is not nice
Moe:
I DIDN'T KNOW COMPUTERS HAD VOICES.
Moe:
CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EASIER TO READ QUICKLY.
Wong Shui:
SO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE CAPPITAL?
Moe:
WRITE HOWEVER YOU WOULD LIKE\
Wong Shui:
IT REALLY NICE TO TALK TO REAL AMERICAN ONCE
Wong Shui:
I LIKE AMERICA
Wong Shui:
SO THE ORDER IS ABOUT 120 DORRA YES?
Moe:
THAT CONVERTS TO ABOUT 76 EURO
Wong Shui:
76 EURO?
Moe:

$120 US DOLLARS COVERTS TO 76 EUROS.
Wong Shui:
MY CAR COST 50 EURO
Moe:
YOU RECEIVED A VERY GOOD DEAL.
Wong Shui:
I COULD BUY 1,5 NEW CAR WITH 76 EURO
Wong Shui:
IT MISSES SOME PARTS
Wong Shui:
THAT WHERE YOU CAME IN
Wong Shui:
BUT AMERICA TOO EXPENSIVE FOR CHINA
Wong Shui:
CHINA WORKS HARD
Wong Shui:
BUT PAY LITTLE
Wong Shui:
have you ever been in china?
Moe:
NO
Wong Shui:
its nice
Wong Shui:
we have nice weather here now
Wong Shui:
nice saturday morning
Wong Shui:
what your weather/
Moe:
NICE
Wong Shui:
you have window?
Moe:
YES
Wong Shui:
it has glass too?
Wong Shui:
in it?
Moe:
ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE PURE GLASS.
Wong Shui:
thats it i'm moving there
Wong Shui:
how much does ups charge for a chinese person to ship to US
Moe:

APPLY FOR A JOB WITH UPS. THEY MAY BRING YOU HERE FOR FREE.
Wong Shui:
UPS kind company yes
Wong Shui:
why not DHL by the way
Wong Shui:
i like yellow
Wong Shui:
DHL has colors of china flag
Wong Shui:
UPS poopy brown
Wong Shui:
you americans take lot of time for orders yes?
Wong Shui:
i waiting my ass off here
Wong Shui:
i have not all day

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:20 schreef superworm het volgende:

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En het gaat nog steeds door.

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0:07:57 Customeraaron
hey roman
0:08:30 Customeraaron
I want to order a tail light for my 2001 plymouth neon
0:08:46 Customeraaron
but i don't know how it works
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Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
0:09:23 Customeraaron
ya
0:10:12 AgentRoman
Are you looking for Driver Side or Passenger Side ?
0:10:19 Customeraaron
passenger
0:10:32 Customeraaron
parking went wrong
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Replacement Passenger Side Tail Light Price: $54.70
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Are you looking to purchase from us? Shall I take you through a secured order process,get the order done correctly and see to that if it ships out in time?
0:10:57 Customeraaron
its kind of expensive
0:11:09 AgentRoman
It is the cheapest one we have..
0:11:10 Customeraaron
is it possible to get it cheaper elsewhere?
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I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
0:11:31 Customeraaron
no possibility for a discount
0:11:47 AgentRoman
It is the discounted price..
0:11:57 Customeraaron
45 seems nice to me
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We are the who sell the cheapest one..
0:12:43 Customeraaron
what's the delivery time?
0:13:07 AgentRoman
The delivery is done in 4 to 6 business days..
0:13:13 AgentRoman
Sub Total: $54.70 Shipping: $12.89 Handling: $7.06 Tax: $0.00 Order Discount: -$5.00 Order Total: $69.65
0:13:27 AgentRoman
I had given $5 discount on this..
0:13:31 Customeraaron
i see
0:13:46 AgentRoman
Shall I proceed with this order?
0:13:50 Customeraaron
why do you take handling costs?
0:14:02 AgentRoman
It is the mandatory cost..
0:14:14 Customeraaron
if you take the other 2.06 from the handling off i'l take it
0:14:48 AgentRoman
Sorry, I had given the maximum discount on this part..
0:14:53 AgentRoman
Where are you located?
0:14:57 Customeraaron
philadelphia
0:15:18 AgentRoman
Ok, Shall I proceed with this order?
0:15:27 Customeraaron
you really cant take the 2 of
0:15:29 Customeraaron
?
0:15:48 AgentRoman
Yes, I had given the maximum discount..
0:16:08 AgentRoman
Actually we provide discount over $100
0:16:23 AgentRoman
Since you were asking for it, I gave the maximum
0:16:26 Customeraaron
if you make it 67,59 i'll take it
0:16:49 AgentRoman
Order Total: $69.65
0:16:55 Customeraaron
then i'll have to let it slip
0:16:56 AgentRoman
This is the final total..
0:17:01 Customeraaron
money is not growing on my back
0:17:38 Customeraaron
really no discount?
0:18:03 AgentRoman
I had given $5 discount on this part..
0:18:16 Customeraaron
pff, okay since you are whining so much, i'll take it
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Can I have your Full Name as in the credit card and the Billing Address Please
0:18:50 Customeraaron
Aaron Stones
0:19:43 AgentRoman
Billing Address Please ?
0:20:15 Customeraaron
Sukkeltjejijbent 28
7721HJ Lutjebroek
Netherlands
0:20:58 AgentRoman
Shipping address please?
0:21:06 Customeraaron
it is stated above
0:21:14 Customeraaron
or dont you ship to the netherlands=
0:21:19 AgentRoman
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
0:21:30 Customeraaron
couldnt you tell me earlier
0:21:39 Customeraaron
whoah, carpart-sellers
0:21:43 Customeraaron
i hate em
0:21:49 AgentRoman
philadelphia?
0:21:52 Customeraaron
no
0:21:55 Customeraaron
netherlands
0:22:02 AgentRoman
Is this in Netherlands?
0:22:07 Customeraaron
i live in philadelphia but want the item shipped to Netherlands
0:22:40 AgentRoman
Give the address in US..
0:23:31 Customeraaron
i want it shipped in Netherlands
0:23:39 Customeraaron
so my us-adres doesn't matter
0:23:50 AgentRoman
The part can be shipped only to US?
0:23:56 Customeraaron
no
0:24:09 AgentRoman
Bye
0:24:11 Customeraaron
tommorow i'll head back to Netherlands
0:24:19 Customeraaron
fuck you you fuckin prick
0:24:24 Customeraaron
asshole dickhads
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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:15 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Wong Shui:
herro?
Moe:
ADD THE ITEM TO THE CART AND PROCEED TO CHECK OUT TO PROCESS YOUR ORDER.
Wong Shui:
i have no cart, is internet, silly american
Wong Shui:
it not real! hahaha!
Moe:
YOU ARE TALKING TO ME ON MY WEBSITE WHICH HAS AN ELECTRONIC CART FOR ORDER PROCESSING.
Wong Shui:
but electronic cart will shock if you touch it
Wong Shui:
no cart for wong!
Wong Shui:
oh I have friend
Wong Shui:
he has 1974 Beetle
Wong Shui:
you have parts for that?
Wong Shui:
MOE?!
Wong Shui:
i have one final question
Wong Shui:
you dead?
Wong Shui:
HELLO?!
Wong Shui:
you have no common courtesy!
Moe:
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY CUSTOMER I AM DEALING WITH SO BE PATIENT.
Wong Shui:
you have busy job, yes?
Wong Shui:
Okay, Moe. It's been fun, but 'us' ends here. I have tested your patience, and for that I'm sorry. I actually am just a regular guy from The Netherlands. I study English at Utrecht University and have had great fun testing your skills in customer care.
Wong Shui:
FYI, Dutch windows too are made of glass.
Moe:
MUST BE FUN WITH ALL THAT FREE TIME.
Wong Shui:
it's weekend here
Wong Shui:
does this happen a lot?
Moe:
FIRST FOR ME
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
did you like it or did you get aggrevated?
Wong Shui:
i had me a couple of great laughs pretending to be chinese, with you trying to be friendly
Wong Shui:
you increasingly used sarcasm in your replies. is that because you though of 'Wong' as funny, or as irritable?
Moe:

IT WAS FUN BUT JUST NOT A LOT OF TIME FOR WASTING.
Moe:
A LITTLE OF BOTH.
Wong Shui:
well my apologies for your wasted time, but i think an office job like yours just begs for a little pleasure sometimes
Wong Shui:
at least you'll have something to talk about when you get home
Moe:

THANKS. IT WILL BE FUN TO TELL THIS WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
if you're interested in my motives, you should visit this topic: We do not ship to the Netherlands #2
Moe:
I WILL CHECK IT OUT THIS WEEKEND
Wong Shui:
it's a dutch youth forum
Wong Shui:
they try all sorts of helpdesks online and post the conversations
Wong Shui:
so in a way, you're a crimeless victim
Moe:
WE SHIP A LOT OF PRODUCT TO THE NETHERLANDS. NICE TO SEE THE DUTCH HAVE A FUN SENSE OF HUMOR.
Wong Shui:
nice to see it too in america
Wong Shui:
lots of those 'fake' conversations end up pretty bad pretty quickly because of some angry american helpdesk dude
Moe:
MUST SIGN OFF NOW. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS AND TESTING MY SERVICE SKILLS.
Wong Shui:
no biggie
Moe:

I ADMIT I WAS CLOSE TO LOSING IT.
Wong Shui:
have a nice weekend then!
Wong Shui:
well
Wong Shui:
i'm sorry
Moe:
NOT YOUR FAULT. I WILL NEED TO WORK ON MY PATIENCE
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
you do that
Moe:
HAVE YOURSELF A NICE DAY!
Wong Shui:
in the meantime i'll have my leasurely spent weekend
Wong Shui:
Moe:
DAG. Een goede dag verder!
Wong Shui:
Dank je
Wong Shui:
one last question
Wong Shui:
where's your company situated actually
Moe:
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Wong Shui:
i just rushed to the chat and made up a story about a volvo
Wong Shui:
nice
Wong Shui:
so the weather actually WAS nice when you told me so
Wong Shui:
i'm leavin too, gotta have some great laughs on the forum now
Moe:
SUNNY AND WARM. I WORK ABOUT 4KM FROM THE BEACH.
Wong Shui:
wow
Wong Shui:
you use km's there now?
Wong Shui:
that's really progressive
Moe:
NO BUT I KNOW YOU DO.
Wong Shui:
thanks
Wong Shui:
so 2,5 miles from the beach
Wong Shui:
i would normally insert 'i live 2 miles from the nearest coffeeshop' now, but since you live in california that's not something to brag about at all

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Hello Scott
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Hi Gust.
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i moved from sweden to Los Angeles
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and toke my Volvo Jacob with me.
0:40:33 CustomerGustaf Larson
I need some parts, maybe you deliver?
0:40:45 AgentScott
Nope..
0:40:55 CustomerGustaf Larson
Excuse me?
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We can't..
0:41:10 CustomerGustaf Larson
Because?
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Do not stock parts for your Jacob.
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And for my other car? A '99 Volvo Godverdomme?
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Het allereerste Volvo-model is de Volvo Jacob uit 1927

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:42 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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Wong Shui:
i mean california being the sixties beach craze drug paradise
Moe:
ONLY THE BEST FOR US.
Wong Shui:
hahaha
Wong Shui:
i'm currently having me some Lebanese
Wong Shui:
what's your favorite?
Moe:
NO LEBANESE JOINTS AROUND HERE. A LOT OF GREEK AND THAI THOUGH.
Wong Shui:
still a couple of hours to go till you can finally look for a green bag
Wong Shui:
(listening to george baker here, little green bag, reservoir dogs soundtrack)
Moe:
THEY CALL ME MR PINK
Wong Shui:
HAHAHAHA really?!
Wong Shui:
steve buscemi is my personal hero, no kidding
Wong Shui:
he already was my hero, but when he decided to redo a theo van gogh movie (that Dutch director who got assassinated by a muslim guy), he became legendary

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Wong Shui:
why do they call you mr pink?
Moe:
JUST KIDDING. I AM ACTUALLY KNOWN AS MR GREEN. RASTA MAN
Wong Shui:
lol, you're making up a personality now too?
Moe:
LET'S JUST SAY I'VE NEVER BEEN SHORT ON PERSONALITY.
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
what's the time over there?
Moe:
4PM FRIDAY AFTERNOON
Wong Shui:
one hour to go?
Moe:
2
Wong Shui:
pfff
Moe:
I AM OFF AT BEER 30
Wong Shui:
you know why i was bragging about dhl while being the chinese dude
Moe:
DO TELL
Wong Shui:
i work there dutch/belgian headquarters
Moe:
CAN'T HANDLE THE YELLOW. TOO BRIGHT
Wong Shui:
i know
Wong Shui:
me neither
Moe:
AT LEAST WITH BROWN YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DIRTY
Wong Shui:
but i can handle 10 euros netto an hour
Wong Shui:
have kind of the same job as you
Moe:
YOU MAKE ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO.
Wong Shui:
except for my calls being companies who call eachother with questions about stuff i barely know anything about
Moe:
I HAVE BEEN SELLING AUTO PARTS FOR 15 YEARS.
Wong Shui:
is the work pressure high there?
Moe:
NOT WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF!
Wong Shui:
well thanks for pointing that out, captain obvious
Wong Shui:
i'm new at dhl, been there a week
Moe:
I THINK NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE WONG FOO.
Wong Shui:
it's a summer holiday job
Wong Shui:
i'll be there, sometime
Wong Shui:
when i'm bored and in a chinese mood
Moe:
WHAT DO YOU GET WITH YOUR EMPLOYMENT PACKAGE? 3, 4, 5, WEEKS VACATION
Wong Shui:
well i'm there for only 3 or 4 months
Wong Shui:
so i'm not on contract
Wong Shui:
i'm only 19 so i switch jobs quicker than you can say application
Moe:
ARE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR AMSTERDAM?
Wong Shui:
lol, about 50 minutes by car
Moe:
1 OF MY DREAM VACATIONS. I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT MOVED THERE, BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE THEY LEFT.
Wong Shui:
you should definately do that
Wong Shui:
it's vulgar, but it's great
Moe:
HOPING TO MAKE THE CANNABIS CUP IN 2010
Wong Shui:
i've been to amsterdam to smoke lots in coffeeshops numerous times
Wong Shui:
and let me tell you something about amsterdam
Moe:
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PASTTIMES
Wong Shui:
not till you get pretty baked, you see its true beauty
Moe:

THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN LOOKING THROUGH THE RABBIT HOLE.
Wong Shui:
lol, it is
Wong Shui:
i'm wandering in wonderland all evening now
Wong Shui:
that's something good about holland too
Moe:
JEALOUS. 2 HOURS TO GO
Wong Shui:
the weed is cheaper and better pretty much everywhere
Moe:
I HAVE SOME CLOSE FRIENDS THAT ARE HORTICULTURALISTS AND HAVE EVEN ENTERED IN THE CANNABIS CUP. LA CONFIDENTIAL WAS QUITE GOOD LAST YEAR.
Wong Shui:
ah man im thirsty, have to fetch myself a beer
Wong Shui:
brb
Moe:

KEEP RUBBING IT IN WHY DON'T YOU.
Moe:
Goede reis!
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
ahhh that's good
Wong Shui:
a real Dutch Heineken 33 cl bottle for only ¤0,60
Wong Shui:
though i prefer other brands better, i think as a dutch beer, heineken is a bit overrated overseas
Moe:
A PINT AT THE PUB IS 3.17 EURO HERE.
Wong Shui:
5 dollars for half a litre
Wong Shui:
that's reasonable
Wong Shui:
american beer costs that much here
Moe:

I PREFER MICRO BREWS
Moe:
I LOVE ORANGJEBOOM
Wong Shui:
that's a good one, yep
Wong Shui:
i like Hertog Jan as well, you should try that some time
Moe:
I'LL LOOK FOR IT
Wong Shui:
you should, i think it's the best (mainstream)beer Holland's got
Moe:
DO YOU GET SIERRA NEVADA?
Wong Shui:
when you should come to visit holland sometime, you should go to 'Café België' in Utrecht
Wong Shui:
it has over 300 sorts of bottled belgian and dutch beer
Wong Shui:
for about 2 euros a bottle on average
Wong Shui:
and all major foreign beers
Moe:

SOUNDS A LOT LIKE OUR GOAT HILL TAVERN. THE KEG ROOM LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI.
Wong Shui:
lol, recognisable

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WoWoW!: :| GOLD?? YESS PLEASEE!!

WoWoW!: Is it Free?

WoWoW!: Than i want at least 500KG

WoWoW!: You also have Diamonds?

WoWoW!: And rings like that?

Ginny: No you must pay for it

Ginny: Yeah

WoWoW!: Ohw. how mutch for a KG?

WoWoW!: Than i want a ring for my rabbit and myself

WoWoW!: what does that cost? And can i get a off the price if i order extra diamonds?

Ginny: You can check the price on the website

WoWoW!: But there is nothing about diamonds?

WoWoW!: And rings?

Ginny: Do you want to buy EU or US ?

WoWoW!: EU of corse, do you also ship to Holland?

WoWoW!: To the Fok!Forum?

WoWoW!: My adres is:

WoWoW!: We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

Ginny: Yeah

WoWoW!: and page number 4

Ginny: http://forum.fok.nl/topic is not our website

WoWoW!: at the end of the page, you can read this to

WoWoW!: IS the site were i post this prank XD

WoWoW!: We do not ship to the Netherlands #3 Here, scroll to the bottom of this link, and you will see

Ginny: Sorry we can't open that link

WoWoW!: Whahah, thats realy to bad,, cuz i was smokin weed out here

WoWoW!: and post this logg on that forum

WoWoW!: What if

WoWoW!: I Give you 2Kilograms Weed, and you give me 10KG gold?

WoWoW!: Its legal right here

WoWoW!: so its no problem?

WoWoW!: wanna think about it?

Ginny: Pardon

WoWoW!: What Pardon? I dont mind..

Ginny: What's your meaning

WoWoW!: You should think a second, or one, two three?

WoWoW!: My meaning is that Geert Wilders is a faggit

Ginny: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.

WoWoW!: and the yourse?

Ginny: 20080624231212609 (WOW)->Alliance->Stormscale US 2500

WoWoW!: what is that?

Ginny: Sorry wrong copy

WoWoW!: Is this my serial number now?

WoWoW!: Can i Play with the stick, till it comes in your mouth? Or hmm?

Ginny: Yeah

WoWoW!: Ohh, warum?

WoWoW!: Are you a neo Nazii To?

WoWoW!: lets fight crime togetherr!

WoWoW!: Like Batman and Robin?

WoWoW!: But diffrent names

WoWoW!: uhmm

WoWoW!: Like Adolf And Hitler?

Ginny: What 's your meaning

WoWoW!: You could be Adolf, and i Hitler?

WoWoW!: Adolf and Hitler, adolf and hitler, Ze Zijn de Beste vrienden, die je maar kunt vinden,, Adolf is een Acrobaat en hitler is zijn domme clown!

WoWoW!: Uhm yea.

WoWoW!: Uhm, SO granny, tell me. Would you be pleased? If i putted a hand in your nose?

WoWoW!: Or Do you mind? If it is so, i go now.

Ginny: What 's your meaning

WoWoW!: my meaning is, Fok!Forum RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

WoWoW!: COPYRIGHTED BY TURQUAZ52

Ginny: Do you want to buy gold ?

WoWoW!: How mutch??

WoWoW!: wanna trade?

WoWoW!: Agains Weed?

Ginny: If you want please place an order and pay for it

WoWoW!: But i dont like gold, i like pussies, you also provide that?

Ginny: NO

WoWoW!: Hmm, thats to bad:(

WoWoW!: Can i lick yourse instead?

WoWoW!: but nevermind, i dont like grannies pussy

WoWoW!: But ehmm

WoWoW!: Granny one serieus question

Ginny: Okay

WoWoW!: Would you please say Hello to the people of ONZ @ the Fok!Forum? They would be happy if you did

Ginny: No

WoWoW!: Just say: Hello People of ONZ, i am Ginny and i Talked to Turquaz52.. or something

WoWoW!: Please

Ginny: No

WoWoW!: Go suck some balls asshole..