We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 19:56 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Ik heb een paar nieuwe gevonden .

http://www.taxbrain.com/support.asp
Tax brain - engels


https://lc2.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=100001
ABN AMRO an 8:00 tot 22:00 uur en op zaterdagen van 09:00 tot 17:30

http://www.anwb.nl/click-out/cus26.livecom.net/chat/window/index.lc?acc=100028<ID=LT-4477002-20080514-170552&wvID=LCWV-9148018-20080514-170552&_moz-userdefined=
De anwb tussen 08.30 en 16.30 uur - nederlands

Er staan er nog veel meer op www. chatkantoor.nl

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11:41:00 AgentJeff
ok Mr. Volvo we don't have the side skirts for your volvowagen

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SystemSystem
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07:51:41 PM Customersven
Hello!
07:51:42 PM AgentShavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
07:51:55 PM Customersven
i have a problem
07:52:03 PM AgentShavi
hi!
07:52:10 PM Customersven
well
07:52:13 PM AgentShavi
ok..
07:52:17 PM Customersven
i bought a part from your shop
07:52:44 PM Customersven
this is a screenshot of the problem edit
07:52:49 PM AgentShavi
ok..
07:53:03 PM AgentShavi
ok..
07:53:18 PM AgentShavi
may I have your order # please?
07:53:31 PM Customersven
sorry i don't have it with me at this moment
07:53:40 PM Customersven
it is located somewhere in this picture
07:53:42 PM Customersven
edit
07:54:18 PM Customersven
do you recognize it/
07:54:19 PM Customersven
?
07:54:38 PM AgentShavi
what about that?
07:54:45 PM Customersven
did you open the picture?
07:54:52 PM Customersven
it's 'inside' there
07:55:02 PM SystemSystem
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...

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07:55:09 PM AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
07:55:10 PM Customersven
Hello sonny
07:55:19 PM AgentSonny
what can I do for you?
07:55:21 PM Customersven
i have a problem with a part
07:55:29 PM Customersven
edit < picture of the part in question
07:55:33 PM AgentSonny
what is your problem?
07:55:42 PM AgentSonny
ok thank you for that?
07:55:48 PM AgentSonny
are you happy now?
07:55:57 PM Customersven
very!
07:56:15 PM Customersven
are you mad at me?
07:56:26 PM Customersven
sorry, i didn't mean it
07:56:27 PM AgentSonny
off course not
07:56:40 PM Customersven
well, that's goatseman
07:56:44 PM AgentSonny
its ok i know
07:56:57 PM AgentSonny
ok,,,thanks any ways
07:57:06 PM Customersven
he loves to exercise!
07:57:14 PM Customersven
the pleasure is mine
07:57:16 PM Customersven
thank you!
07:57:22 PM AgentSonny
ok...I know
07:57:27 PM AgentSonny
your welcome
07:57:33 PM AgentSonny
bye now

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
19:04:01 Customerpiemel
hi, can you tell me which volvo this is?
19:04:03 Customerpiemel
edit
19:04:34 Customerpiemel
hello?
19:04:46 SystemSystem
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SystemSystem
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19:06:01 AgentSmith
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
19:06:06 Customernoepie
hi there
19:06:22 Customernoepie
I have a question about a Volvo part
19:06:42 Customernoepie
Hello?
19:07:11 Customernoepie
???
19:07:11 AgentSmith
what is your question about ?
19:07:18 AgentSmith
???
19:07:28 Customernoepie
??? you okay there ???
19:07:38 Customernoepie
I would like to order this part, but I only have a picture of it
19:07:57 Customernoepie
???
19:08:11 AgentSmith
May I know where did you order the picture ?
19:08:32 Customernoepie
where did i order the picture ???
19:08:41 AgentSmith
yes ??
19:08:58 Customernoepie
I have a picture of the part I want to order but I don't know what it's called
19:09:21 AgentSmith
Know the name and get back
19:09:38 Customernoepie
cant u look at the picture?
19:09:44 AgentSmith
We do not stock unnamed parts
19:09:53 Customernoepie
you guys are awfully rude for live helpers
19:10:19 Customernoepie
do you ship to Holland?
19:10:36 AgentSmith
NO
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CustomerAHole
???
19:14:00 CustomerAHole
???
19:14:06 AgentRoy
Can you wait?
19:14:22 CustomerAHole
No.
19:14:25 CustomerAHole
???
19:14:25 AgentRoy
Nope??
19:14:26 AgentRoy
Fine...
19:14:30 AgentRoy
Bye..
19:14:30 CustomerAHole
NO???
19:14:33 CustomerAHole
YES
19:14:34 CustomerAHole
OK
19:14:36 CustomerAHole
FINE
19:14:43 CustomerAHole
can you just answer me?
19:14:56 AgentRoy
AHole. Sorry cannot..
19:15:01 CustomerAHole
Okay
19:15:06 CustomerAHole
why not?
19:15:12 CustomerAHole
do you accept them or not
19:15:16 AgentRoy
Cannot Ahole..
19:15:22 CustomerAHole
Why not?
19:15:31 AgentRoy
Cause I cannot.

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SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:07:52 Customerarnold
guten tag dennis
20:08:01 Customerarnold
i have a question
20:08:11 Customerarnold
does your ship to the Germany?
20:08:30 AgentDennis
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
20:08:49 Customerarnold
realy no Deutschland shipping?
20:09:05 AgentDennis
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
20:09:09 Customerarnold
schade
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michael:
Welcome to www.thepurplesphere.com .I am glad to serve you. what can i do for you?
knockers:
hello
knockers:
do you sell great norks?
michael:
which game?
knockers:
AoC
michael:
ok, it is stock
knockers:
how big are the norks?
michael:
you can check it on our website
knockers:
where?
michael:
if it is none, we have no stock
knockers:
But I hear this game have great norks and you sell yes?
michael:[/b]
www.thepurplesphere.com
knockers:
Where's the tits I don't see them?
michael:
if it is none, means it is no stock
knockers:
You have no tits?
michael:
i haven't
knockers:
anyone else there with big tits?
knockers:
michael? anyone with nice big tits there?
michael:
none
knockers:
well too bad then
michael:
sorry
michael:
maybe you can check back tomorrow

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:10:15 Customerder arnold
guten tag cindy
20:10:44 Customerder arnold
your collegue dennis was very insulting to me
20:11:02 AgentCindy
Im sorry about that
20:11:12 Customerder arnold
ich habe nur questioned if he knew that you would ship to deutschland
20:11:26 Customerder arnold
aber there is no way to ship to der Deutschland
20:11:41 Customerder arnold
?
20:11:52 Customerder arnold
ich meine really no way?
20:12:23 Customerder arnold
hallo?
20:12:34 Customerder arnold
cindy?
20:12:41 Customerder arnold
SCHADE!!!!!
20:12:55 AgentCindy
what is the complete shipping address?
20:13:38 Customerder arnold
Arnold Zwarzenegroide
Deutschemannschaft 21
82146 Bonn
Deutschland
20:14:10 AgentCindy
is that in Europe?
20:14:19 Customerder arnold
that is in Deutschland
20:14:45 AgentCindy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
20:14:58 Customerder arnold
is there no possibility?
20:15:08 Customerder arnold
ich can more zahlen
20:15:15 AgentCindy
I apologize no possibility
20:15:26 Customerder arnold
no exceptions made?
20:15:45 AgentCindy
No exception
20:15:48 Customerder arnold
schade
20:15:59 Customerder arnold
ich habe nog one problem
20:16:24 Customerder arnold
i found this link in your contact section
20:16:27 Customerder arnold
edit
20:16:35 Customerder arnold
edit
20:16:43 Customerder arnold
is that right to be in that section
20:17:31 AgentCindy
Okay
20:17:39 Customerder arnold
did you see it?
20:17:46 AgentCindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
20:17:53 Customerder arnold
could you fix it?
20:18:15 Customerder arnold
sprechen sie deutsch
20:18:18 Customerder arnold
ich liebe dich
20:18:32 Customerder arnold
ich gehe pipi machen auf deine hoofd
20:18:33 AgentCindy
Yes and I have forwarded the link
20:18:38 Customerder arnold
thanks
20:18:46 AgentCindy
Im sorry?
20:18:48 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mir blazen
20:18:54 Customerder arnold
no german speak?
20:19:20 AgentCindy
Anyway, I dont speak dutch or german
20:19:25 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mit mir bumschen?
20:19:31 Customerder arnold
ach SCHADE
20:19:34 AgentCindy
thank you for visiting our website. Good bye
20:19:41 Customerder arnold
ja en jij ook
20:19:45 Customerder arnold
lekker neuken niet betalen
20:20:05 Customerder arnold
do you want zu gangen auf eine date with mir
20:21:16 Customerder arnold
does you think i can be a governor in der united staten von amerika?
20:21:44 Customerder arnold
can you please replu
20:21:54 Customerder arnold
SCHADE
20:22:11 Customerder arnold
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:10:15 Customerder arnold
guten tag cindy
20:10:44 Customerder arnold
your collegue dennis was very insulting to me
20:11:02 AgentCindy
Im sorry about that
20:11:12 Customerder arnold
ich habe nur questioned if he knew that you would ship to deutschland
20:11:26 Customerder arnold
aber there is no way to ship to der Deutschland
20:11:41 Customerder arnold
?
20:11:52 Customerder arnold
ich meine really no way?
20:12:23 Customerder arnold
hallo?
20:12:34 Customerder arnold
cindy?
20:12:41 Customerder arnold
SCHADE!!!!!
20:12:55 AgentCindy
what is the complete shipping address?
20:13:38 Customerder arnold
Arnold Zwarzenegroide
Deutschemannschaft 21
82146 Bonn
Deutschland
20:14:10 AgentCindy
is that in Europe?
20:14:19 Customerder arnold
that is in Deutschland
20:14:45 AgentCindy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
20:14:58 Customerder arnold
is there no possibility?
20:15:08 Customerder arnold
ich can more zahlen
20:15:15 AgentCindy
I apologize no possibility
20:15:26 Customerder arnold
no exceptions made?
20:15:45 AgentCindy
No exception
20:15:48 Customerder arnold
schade
20:15:59 Customerder arnold
ich habe nog one problem
20:16:24 Customerder arnold
i found this link in your contact section
20:16:27 Customerder arnold
edit
20:16:35 Customerder arnold
editpin.com
20:16:43 Customerder arnold
is that right to be in that section
20:17:31 AgentCindy
Okay
20:17:39 Customerder arnold
did you see it?
20:17:46 AgentCindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
20:17:53 Customerder arnold
could you fix it?
20:18:15 Customerder arnold
sprechen sie deutsch
20:18:18 Customerder arnold
ich liebe dich
20:18:32 Customerder arnold
ich gehe pipi machen auf deine hoofd
20:18:33 AgentCindy
Yes and I have forwarded the link
20:18:38 Customerder arnold
thanks
20:18:46 AgentCindy
Im sorry?
20:18:48 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mir blazen
20:18:54 Customerder arnold
no german speak?
20:19:20 AgentCindy
Anyway, I dont speak dutch or german
20:19:25 Customerder arnold
wollen sie mit mir bumschen?
20:19:31 Customerder arnold
ach SCHADE
20:19:34 AgentCindy
thank you for visiting our website. Good bye
20:19:41 Customerder arnold
ja en jij ook
20:19:45 Customerder arnold
lekker neuken niet betalen
20:20:05 Customerder arnold
do you want zu gangen auf eine date with mir
20:21:16 Customerder arnold
does you think i can be a governor in der united staten von amerika?
20:21:44 Customerder arnold
can you please replu
20:21:54 Customerder arnold
SCHADE
20:22:11 Customerder arnold
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent
20:22:16 SystemSystem
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Peter
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:16:34
Ali
Hello peter, i had a conversation with jeff.. Can i speak to him please?

20:17:01
Peter
Hold on
20:19:42
Ali
Is he there?

20:19:58
Peter
Checking
20:21:39
Peter
Jeff has gone home
20:21:44
Peter
How can I help you?
20:22:38
Ali
No, im his neighbour. He left his front door open and its raining very hard

20:23:50
Peter
Go close the door
20:24:36
Ali
Thats a good idea. But i thought he had a reason for that maybe.

20:25:31
Peter
Once he get back home you can ask him the reason. Now just close the door..
20:25:36
Peter
Bye take care
20:25:49
Ali
thanks.. I will.. ciao

20:26:01
Peter
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
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SystemSystem
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20:26:20 CustomerDER ARNOLD
GUTEN TAG
20:26:20 AgentJayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
20:26:51 CustomerDER ARNOLD
TODAY IT WAS MY GEBURZTAG UND I HAVE A VERY COOL CONE AND I RELAY LIKE TO EAT ICECREAM IN TEH MORNING WHEN MY PARENTS ARE STILL SLEEPING LOL
20:27:01 CustomerDER ARNOLD
PLZ SAY HI TO CINDY AND DENNIS FROM ME
20:27:08 CustomerDER ARNOLD
ICH BIN ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS
20:27:21 AgentJayson
I apologize but this is for business purposes only..
20:27:26 AgentJayson
thank's for visiting our web site, have a good one..
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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 21:54 schreef First het volgende:
Voor de mensen die net meekijken dit is de link: http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com
Dan klikken op live chat, bovenaan.

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:27 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:27 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:28 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
great! thanks...

is there any other site I can use?
[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:28 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
great! thanks...

is there any other site I can use?
[..]

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Hi Shavi,

You're from Sweden Volvo parts website, or just a FOK! user thats jokin' around?

I wonder how you ppl talk about FOK! when you take some coffee and eat your sandwishes..

well, i'm really inquisitive

Bye!

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:42 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:
Ik denk dat het een kloon is?

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Client Services 20: Hello, this is Aaron. How may I help you?
you: Hello, is your co-worker Timothy there
you: im his neighbour
you: his front door is open and I think there has been a robbery
you: but i am afraid to look
you: hello?
Client Services 20: I will let him know
Client Services 20: Thanks
Client Services 20: Thank you for contacting IBFX, have a great day!
you: can i speak to him please
Client Services 20: I can assist you
you: did you tell him
Client Services 20: yes
Client Services 20: Do you have any forex related questions today?
Client Services 20: Hello?
you: no i mean, this is a serious problem
you: could you at least just talk normal and not the robot-talk
Client Services 20: how is the netherlands today Tims lives in Salt Lake that is weird you would be looking at his door are you on google earth?
you:
you: I failed
you: it seemed like a great prank didn't it?
Client Services 20: if you have any forex related questions i would be glad to assist you otherwise I will disconnect
Client Services 20: No not really that funny
you: sorry to have bothered you
you: smell ya latah
Client Services 20: Thank you for contacting IBFX, have a great day!

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:47 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
21:00:31 Customerfuckoff
hi
21:00:43 AgentSean
Hi..
21:00:45 Customerfuckoff
could you please tell shavi that he doesn't have to come home, he fucking cheating abstard
21:00:58 AgentSean
No
21:01:03 Customerfuckoff
tell him I know everything about him and michelle
21:01:11 AgentSean
No
21:01:17 Customerfuckoff
fucking cheating lying asshole dickhead
21:01:38 AgentSean
What a funny name you are having ?
21:01:43 AgentSean
!!!
21:01:53 Customerfuckoff
can i speak to shavi please
21:02:08 AgentSean
Bye
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:02 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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wederom gefaald

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:28 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
great! thanks...

is there any other site I can use?
[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:07 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
yeah, nice topic...

oh, wait...

Ach, gewoon zeggen, dat je op zakenreis bent in Nederland...

hahahahah...

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:07 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
yeah, nice topic...

oh, wait...

Ach, gewoon zeggen, dat je op zakenreis bent in Nederland...

hahahahah...

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:28 schreef Agorias het volgende:

[..]

Welke mod doet er een IP track om te kijken of het echt USA is ?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:02 schreef C.Mongler het volgende:
Waarschuwing! De foto is NSFW!
[..]

Toen stuurde ze me opeens door naar Sonny!
[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:35 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
oh, yeah?

then what happened?
[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:28 schreef Agorias het volgende:

[..]

Welke mod doet er een IP track om te kijken of het echt USA is ?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:40 schreef HuHu het volgende:

[..]

Modjes kunnen dat niet, maar uit betrouwbare bron kan ik bevestigen dat het IP adres inderdaad uit de USA komt.

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:20 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
Shavi fantopic
Are you allowed to visit fok during working hours?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:32 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Een amerikaan die Nederlands kan.. Keep dreaming, that will never happen

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:40 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

What happened? I will tell you what happened, but first we need some proof of you being in america So, take a pic so we can see that you're a real american girl..

Boobs and streetsigns will do haha

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:19 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
if there is a Dutch that can speak English (though not that good), there should also be an American that can also speak Dutch...
[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:33 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

Yes, but the whole world speaks english.. Dutch is a difficult language.

I know a way you can proof your authenticity.. Just say "kankerkachel" in the Sweden Volvo chatroom. Then every FOKker knows that you're real.

For now i just think you're Beverton or so Its you're turn to prove innocence

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:45 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
hahaha... really? you are sooooo funnnnyyyy....

and then?
[..]

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:49 schreef Agorias het volgende:
21:44:38 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:44:51 John
Sharon
21:45:01 Shavi
yes, how may I assist you?
21:45:04 John
Whatya doin on our forums .
21:45:19 Shavi
what do you mean?
21:45:26 John
Fok?
21:45:32 John
shavilovesnetherlands
21:45:37 Shavi
what is that?
21:45:37 John
That's not you?
21:45:53 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item from us?
21:46:26 John
shavilovesnetherlands
21:46:28 John
this is not you?
21:47:18 Shavi
I am sorry, but I do not know what you are talking about. However, are you looking to purchase an item from us?
21:47:40 John

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:52 schreef Agorias het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:51 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

There's nothing funny about my post

By the way, is it normal in the USA to type above instead of underneath the quoted text??

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:57 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
hahaha... you are really funnnnnnyyyy....
[..]

why, are you having a hard time reading the other way around? oh, so pitiful...

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 22:57 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
hahaha... you are really funnnnnnyyyy....
[..]

why, are you having a hard time reading the other way around? oh, so pitiful...

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:12 schreef .neon het volgende:
deepart haphap lutser

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23:05:50 SystemSystem
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23:05:54 CustomerAndriy
hi Monic
23:06:00 AgentMonic
Hello! My name is Monic and welcome to LIVE HELP!
23:06:00 AgentMonic
To better assist you, may I have your email address and/or your order number (if you have an order with us) please...
23:06:16 CustomerAndriy
no
23:06:31 CustomerAndriy
i am having trouble ordering
23:06:53 CustomerAndriy
i need a new horn for my volvo
23:07:14 CustomerAndriy
but my volvo-type is not in the listy
23:07:20 AgentMonic
Sorry we do not carry that part
23:07:27 CustomerAndriy
you do
23:07:39 CustomerAndriy
i have seen a couple of horns for other volvo's
23:08:00 AgentMonic
what is the year and model?
23:08:08 CustomerAndriy
1999 volvo golf
23:08:30 AgentMonic
oh really
23:08:35 CustomerAndriy
ya rly
23:08:40 AgentMonic
that's unusual..
23:08:44 CustomerAndriy
why?
23:09:05 AgentMonic
I don't suppose you are one of those fok fellows...
23:09:20 CustomerAndriy
do you ship to netherlands
23:09:55 AgentMonic
No we do not ship to your country
23:10:02 CustomerAndriy
SCHADE
23:10:20 AgentMonic
schade?
23:10:34 CustomerAndriy
JA ICH WOL GRAAG EIN BESTELLUNG MACHEN 1!!1111!EINZ11!!!!
23:11:02 CustomerAndriy
IT'S FOR MY 1997 VOLVO 850
23:11:02 AgentMonic
JA ICH WOL GRAAG EIN BESTELLUNG MACHEN 1!!1111!EINZ11!!!!????
23:11:34 CustomerAndriy
I WANT A VOLVO 97 850 BATTERY CHARGER PLZ
23:11:59 CustomerAndriy
is it free shipping?
23:12:15 AgentMonic
No free shipping outside USA
23:12:27 CustomerAndriy
payed shipping
23:12:54 CustomerAndriy
where do you live
23:13:10 CustomerAndriy
do you know keesie kankerkachel?
23:13:23 CustomerAndriy
where were you last night between 8 am and 10 am
23:13:33 CustomerAndriy
do you have children
23:13:45 AgentMonic
Thank you for visiting our site..
23:13:47 CustomerAndriy
why was your neighbour answering the phone last night
23:13:53 AgentMonic
Have a nice laugh!
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i want answors!!1

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:15 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:18 schreef deepart het volgende:

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HAHAHA!! Toen je merkte dat die je doorhad ging je helemaal LOSCH

Angry German kid with subtitles

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:31 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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Haha ja , ik moest hieraan denken:

Angry German kid with subtitles

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 21:36 schreef Paaskonijn het volgende:
Kan iemand me ff bijpraten?

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:43 schreef Paaskonijn het volgende:

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:40:51 PM CustomerDavid
Hello chris
11:40:56 PM CustomerDavid
do you ship to america?
11:41:25 PM AgentChris
why?
11:41:29 PM CustomerDavid
well
11:41:33 PM CustomerDavid
its a place in the netherlands
11:41:47 PM CustomerDavid
what's it gonna be boy?
11:41:51 PM CustomerDavid
yes or no?
11:42:11 PM AgentChris
really?
11:42:13 PM CustomerDavid
yes
11:42:26 PM AgentChris
is that what you got?
11:42:36 PM CustomerDavid
well
11:42:42 PM CustomerDavid
if you want some moar
11:42:47 PM CustomerDavid
*url naar goatse* ? this might help
11:43:19 PM CustomerDavid
Hello Chris?
11:43:35 PM AgentChris
What moron?
11:43:36 PM CustomerDavid
i'm behind 7 proxies, so don't worry
11:43:56 PM CustomerDavid
you liek doxdrop chris?
11:44:26 PM AgentChris
you are moron?
11:44:35 PM CustomerDavid
i'm not a mormon you fucking idiot
11:44:39 PM CustomerDavid
stop insulting me
11:45:01 PM AgentChris
you are insulting our company
11:45:11 PM AgentChris
so you should stop first moron!
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:43 schreef Paaskonijn het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:48 schreef Hanstin het volgende:
Ik kom er niet in ik krijg dit :
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:47 schreef C.Mongler het volgende:
Chris ging helemaal los
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23:55:13 Customerdog
*barf* *barf*
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Hi Dog !
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miouw
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:56 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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Hi
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:03:18 CustomerJoodse tekkel
Uhm i got troubles with my homework, could you help me?
0:03:42 CustomerJoodse tekkel
I need to know some stuff about mathemathic
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:07 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Yes indeed, all my life i'm used to read it the normal way.. Quote first then your own frinkin' opinion.. Since you came here (Not literal ).. My whole life changed.. Left went right.. black went white..

why...WHYYY

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:05 schreef Placenta het volgende:
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 23:56 schreef Placenta het volgende:

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26cm penis
hey felix the cat

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26cm penis
you dont have to be intimidated by my size

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:05 schreef Paaskonijn het volgende:

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Please wait, connecting to server...
Connected!
Moe: Welcome to Drivewire.com live support, my name is Moe how may I help you?
Wong Shui:
My name is Wong
Wong Shui:
I never had car, but China Communist Party gave me job this year
Wong Shui:
so I buy Volvo 1994 940
Wong Shui:
but it broken
Wong Shui:
so i need part
Moe:

WHAT DO YOU NEED.
Wong Shui:
I need OE Service Turbo Drain Gasket
Wong Shui:
i look on youre site
Wong Shui:
it on there
Wong Shui:
but i need knowing
Wong Shui:
you also ship in china?
Moe:
YES WE SHIP TO CHINA.
Wong Shui:
good good
Wong Shui:
you actually use ship or you use plain?
Wong Shui:
plain is faster
Moe:
WE USE UPS.
Wong Shui:
does ups use the boats or the plains?
Wong Shui:
how much for ship this part to Zhanghou?
Moe:
UPS SENDS PRODUCT BY AIR.
Wong Shui:
good good
Wong Shui:
i like
Wong Shui:
is faster
Wong Shui:
how much?
Moe:
IS THIS THE ONLY ITEM YOU WISH TO PURCHASE?
Wong Shui:
yes yes
Wong Shui:
rest of car is fine
Wong Shui:
oh you have Volvo 940 gear box clutch as well?
Wong Shui:
it broken
Wong Shui:
i use tape to stick it
Moe:
THEY ARE $2.08 FOR THE GENUINE VOLVO FACTORY REPLACEMENT. IF YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH THIS ITEM CURRENTLY IT MAY FAIL AGAIN. I WOULD RECOMMEND POSSIBLY PURCHASING 2 OR 3 AS BACK-UPS.
Wong Shui:
how much for parts and ship
Moe:
WHEN YOU REFERENCE GEAR BOX CLUTCH ARE YOU REFERING TO INSIDE THE TRANSMISSION OR DOES THE VEHICLE USE A MANUAL TRANSMISSION WITH A CLUTCH ASSEMBLY.
Wong Shui:
it use clutch
Wong Shui:
i use clutch to shift gear, yes
Wong Shui:
but clutch break, so i use tape to stick it
Wong Shui:
you have new?
Moe:
I DO NOT CARRY THAT ITEM.
Wong Shui:
so price is 2,08
Wong Shui:
is that us dorra?
Moe:
YES IT IS IN U.S. DOLLARS. SHIPPING TO CHINA WOULD COST $110.51USD.
Wong Shui:
110 too much
Wong Shui:
is that ship or plain
Moe:
THAT IS WHAT UPS CHARGES.
Wong Shui:
oh i know now
Moe:
IT IS FOR THEIR MOST STANDARD SERVICE.
Wong Shui:
us dollar worth very less yes?
Moe:
YES
Wong Shui:
so how many euro is that
Moe:
I DO NOT HAVE A CONVERSION.
Wong Shui:
my work pais in euro
Wong Shui:
it safer, they say
Wong Shui:
us dorra slippy slope
Wong Shui:
why you not use euro?
Moe:
WE ARE A U.S. COMPANY. WE USE AMERICAN CURRENCY.
Wong Shui:
would america then not consider euro instead of dorra?
Wong Shui:
it much safer
Moe:
WRITE A LETTER TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
Wong Shui:
but i like to order the part now
Wong Shui:
my Volvo broken
Wong Shui:
its my first car yes
Moe:
THEN YOU PAY IN U.S. CURRENCY
Wong Shui:
why you shout all the time?
Wong Shui:
is not nice
Moe:
I DIDN'T KNOW COMPUTERS HAD VOICES.
Moe:
CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EASIER TO READ QUICKLY.
Wong Shui:
SO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE CAPPITAL?
Moe:
WRITE HOWEVER YOU WOULD LIKE\
Wong Shui:
IT REALLY NICE TO TALK TO REAL AMERICAN ONCE
Wong Shui:
I LIKE AMERICA
Wong Shui:
SO THE ORDER IS ABOUT 120 DORRA YES?
Moe:
THAT CONVERTS TO ABOUT 76 EURO
Wong Shui:
76 EURO?
Moe:

$120 US DOLLARS COVERTS TO 76 EUROS.
Wong Shui:
MY CAR COST 50 EURO
Moe:
YOU RECEIVED A VERY GOOD DEAL.
Wong Shui:
I COULD BUY 1,5 NEW CAR WITH 76 EURO
Wong Shui:
IT MISSES SOME PARTS
Wong Shui:
THAT WHERE YOU CAME IN
Wong Shui:
BUT AMERICA TOO EXPENSIVE FOR CHINA
Wong Shui:
CHINA WORKS HARD
Wong Shui:
BUT PAY LITTLE
Wong Shui:
have you ever been in china?
Moe:
NO
Wong Shui:
its nice
Wong Shui:
we have nice weather here now
Wong Shui:
nice saturday morning
Wong Shui:
what your weather/
Moe:
NICE
Wong Shui:
you have window?
Moe:
YES
Wong Shui:
it has glass too?
Wong Shui:
in it?
Moe:
ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE PURE GLASS.
Wong Shui:
thats it i'm moving there
Wong Shui:
how much does ups charge for a chinese person to ship to US
Moe:

APPLY FOR A JOB WITH UPS. THEY MAY BRING YOU HERE FOR FREE.
Wong Shui:
UPS kind company yes
Wong Shui:
why not DHL by the way
Wong Shui:
i like yellow
Wong Shui:
DHL has colors of china flag
Wong Shui:
UPS poopy brown
Wong Shui:
you americans take lot of time for orders yes?
Wong Shui:
i waiting my ass off here
Wong Shui:
i have not all day

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:20 schreef superworm het volgende:

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En het gaat nog steeds door.

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System
Thank you for contacting Live Help
0:07:52 SystemSystem
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0:07:57 AgentRoman
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:07:57 Customeraaron
hey roman
0:08:30 Customeraaron
I want to order a tail light for my 2001 plymouth neon
0:08:46 Customeraaron
but i don't know how it works
0:09:17 AgentRoman
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
0:09:23 Customeraaron
ya
0:10:12 AgentRoman
Are you looking for Driver Side or Passenger Side ?
0:10:19 Customeraaron
passenger
0:10:32 Customeraaron
parking went wrong
0:10:42 AgentRoman
Replacement Passenger Side Tail Light Price: $54.70
0:10:47 AgentRoman
Are you looking to purchase from us? Shall I take you through a secured order process,get the order done correctly and see to that if it ships out in time?
0:10:57 Customeraaron
its kind of expensive
0:11:09 AgentRoman
It is the cheapest one we have..
0:11:10 Customeraaron
is it possible to get it cheaper elsewhere?
0:11:17 AgentRoman
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
0:11:31 Customeraaron
no possibility for a discount
0:11:47 AgentRoman
It is the discounted price..
0:11:57 Customeraaron
45 seems nice to me
0:12:03 AgentRoman
We are the who sell the cheapest one..
0:12:43 Customeraaron
what's the delivery time?
0:13:07 AgentRoman
The delivery is done in 4 to 6 business days..
0:13:13 AgentRoman
Sub Total: $54.70 Shipping: $12.89 Handling: $7.06 Tax: $0.00 Order Discount: -$5.00 Order Total: $69.65
0:13:27 AgentRoman
I had given $5 discount on this..
0:13:31 Customeraaron
i see
0:13:46 AgentRoman
Shall I proceed with this order?
0:13:50 Customeraaron
why do you take handling costs?
0:14:02 AgentRoman
It is the mandatory cost..
0:14:14 Customeraaron
if you take the other 2.06 from the handling off i'l take it
0:14:48 AgentRoman
Sorry, I had given the maximum discount on this part..
0:14:53 AgentRoman
Where are you located?
0:14:57 Customeraaron
philadelphia
0:15:18 AgentRoman
Ok, Shall I proceed with this order?
0:15:27 Customeraaron
you really cant take the 2 of
0:15:29 Customeraaron
?
0:15:48 AgentRoman
Yes, I had given the maximum discount..
0:16:08 AgentRoman
Actually we provide discount over $100
0:16:23 AgentRoman
Since you were asking for it, I gave the maximum
0:16:26 Customeraaron
if you make it 67,59 i'll take it
0:16:49 AgentRoman
Order Total: $69.65
0:16:55 Customeraaron
then i'll have to let it slip
0:16:56 AgentRoman
This is the final total..
0:17:01 Customeraaron
money is not growing on my back
0:17:38 Customeraaron
really no discount?
0:18:03 AgentRoman
I had given $5 discount on this part..
0:18:16 Customeraaron
pff, okay since you are whining so much, i'll take it
0:18:33 AgentRoman
Can I have your Full Name as in the credit card and the Billing Address Please
0:18:50 Customeraaron
Aaron Stones
0:19:43 AgentRoman
Billing Address Please ?
0:20:15 Customeraaron
Sukkeltjejijbent 28
7721HJ Lutjebroek
Netherlands
0:20:58 AgentRoman
Shipping address please?
0:21:06 Customeraaron
it is stated above
0:21:14 Customeraaron
or dont you ship to the netherlands=
0:21:19 AgentRoman
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
0:21:30 Customeraaron
couldnt you tell me earlier
0:21:39 Customeraaron
whoah, carpart-sellers
0:21:43 Customeraaron
i hate em
0:21:49 AgentRoman
philadelphia?
0:21:52 Customeraaron
no
0:21:55 Customeraaron
netherlands
0:22:02 AgentRoman
Is this in Netherlands?
0:22:07 Customeraaron
i live in philadelphia but want the item shipped to Netherlands
0:22:40 AgentRoman
Give the address in US..
0:23:31 Customeraaron
i want it shipped in Netherlands
0:23:39 Customeraaron
so my us-adres doesn't matter
0:23:50 AgentRoman
The part can be shipped only to US?
0:23:56 Customeraaron
no
0:24:09 AgentRoman
Bye
0:24:11 Customeraaron
tommorow i'll head back to Netherlands
0:24:19 Customeraaron
fuck you you fuckin prick
0:24:24 Customeraaron
asshole dickhads
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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:15 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Thank you for contacting Live Help
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:30:44 CustomerBeau Ter Ham
Bonjour
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oui avec de bien de baguette?
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Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
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Wong Shui:
herro?
Moe:
ADD THE ITEM TO THE CART AND PROCEED TO CHECK OUT TO PROCESS YOUR ORDER.
Wong Shui:
i have no cart, is internet, silly american
Wong Shui:
it not real! hahaha!
Moe:
YOU ARE TALKING TO ME ON MY WEBSITE WHICH HAS AN ELECTRONIC CART FOR ORDER PROCESSING.
Wong Shui:
but electronic cart will shock if you touch it
Wong Shui:
no cart for wong!
Wong Shui:
oh I have friend
Wong Shui:
he has 1974 Beetle
Wong Shui:
you have parts for that?
Wong Shui:
MOE?!
Wong Shui:
i have one final question
Wong Shui:
you dead?
Wong Shui:
HELLO?!
Wong Shui:
you have no common courtesy!
Moe:
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY CUSTOMER I AM DEALING WITH SO BE PATIENT.
Wong Shui:
you have busy job, yes?
Wong Shui:
Okay, Moe. It's been fun, but 'us' ends here. I have tested your patience, and for that I'm sorry. I actually am just a regular guy from The Netherlands. I study English at Utrecht University and have had great fun testing your skills in customer care.
Wong Shui:
FYI, Dutch windows too are made of glass.
Moe:
MUST BE FUN WITH ALL THAT FREE TIME.
Wong Shui:
it's weekend here
Wong Shui:
does this happen a lot?
Moe:
FIRST FOR ME
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
did you like it or did you get aggrevated?
Wong Shui:
i had me a couple of great laughs pretending to be chinese, with you trying to be friendly
Wong Shui:
you increasingly used sarcasm in your replies. is that because you though of 'Wong' as funny, or as irritable?
Moe:

IT WAS FUN BUT JUST NOT A LOT OF TIME FOR WASTING.
Moe:
A LITTLE OF BOTH.
Wong Shui:
well my apologies for your wasted time, but i think an office job like yours just begs for a little pleasure sometimes
Wong Shui:
at least you'll have something to talk about when you get home
Moe:

THANKS. IT WILL BE FUN TO TELL THIS WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
if you're interested in my motives, you should visit this topic: We do not ship to the Netherlands #2
Moe:
I WILL CHECK IT OUT THIS WEEKEND
Wong Shui:
it's a dutch youth forum
Wong Shui:
they try all sorts of helpdesks online and post the conversations
Wong Shui:
so in a way, you're a crimeless victim
Moe:
WE SHIP A LOT OF PRODUCT TO THE NETHERLANDS. NICE TO SEE THE DUTCH HAVE A FUN SENSE OF HUMOR.
Wong Shui:
nice to see it too in america
Wong Shui:
lots of those 'fake' conversations end up pretty bad pretty quickly because of some angry american helpdesk dude
Moe:
MUST SIGN OFF NOW. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS AND TESTING MY SERVICE SKILLS.
Wong Shui:
no biggie
Moe:

I ADMIT I WAS CLOSE TO LOSING IT.
Wong Shui:
have a nice weekend then!
Wong Shui:
well
Wong Shui:
i'm sorry
Moe:
NOT YOUR FAULT. I WILL NEED TO WORK ON MY PATIENCE
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
you do that
Moe:
HAVE YOURSELF A NICE DAY!
Wong Shui:
in the meantime i'll have my leasurely spent weekend
Wong Shui:
Moe:
DAG. Een goede dag verder!
Wong Shui:
Dank je
Wong Shui:
one last question
Wong Shui:
where's your company situated actually
Moe:
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Wong Shui:
i just rushed to the chat and made up a story about a volvo
Wong Shui:
nice
Wong Shui:
so the weather actually WAS nice when you told me so
Wong Shui:
i'm leavin too, gotta have some great laughs on the forum now
Moe:
SUNNY AND WARM. I WORK ABOUT 4KM FROM THE BEACH.
Wong Shui:
wow
Wong Shui:
you use km's there now?
Wong Shui:
that's really progressive
Moe:
NO BUT I KNOW YOU DO.
Wong Shui:
thanks
Wong Shui:
so 2,5 miles from the beach
Wong Shui:
i would normally insert 'i live 2 miles from the nearest coffeeshop' now, but since you live in california that's not something to brag about at all

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0:39:33 CustomerGustaf Larson
Hello Scott
0:40:04 AgentScott
Hi Gust.
0:40:17 CustomerGustaf Larson
i moved from sweden to Los Angeles
0:40:25 CustomerGustaf Larson
and toke my Volvo Jacob with me.
0:40:33 CustomerGustaf Larson
I need some parts, maybe you deliver?
0:40:45 AgentScott
Nope..
0:40:55 CustomerGustaf Larson
Excuse me?
0:41:05 AgentScott
We can't..
0:41:10 CustomerGustaf Larson
Because?
0:41:26 AgentScott
Do not stock parts for your Jacob.
0:42:00 CustomerGustaf Larson
And for my other car? A '99 Volvo Godverdomme?
0:42:10 SystemSystem
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Volvo Car Corporation is een automobielenmerk, opgericht in het Zweedse Göteborg in 1927 door Gustaf Larson en Assar Gabrielsson. Volvo is Latijn voor ik rol.

Het allereerste Volvo-model is de Volvo Jacob uit 1927

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 00:42 schreef Turquaz52 het volgende:

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ff voor de duidelijkheid, stukje WIki:
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Wong Shui:
i mean california being the sixties beach craze drug paradise
Moe:
ONLY THE BEST FOR US.
Wong Shui:
hahaha
Wong Shui:
i'm currently having me some Lebanese
Wong Shui:
what's your favorite?
Moe:
NO LEBANESE JOINTS AROUND HERE. A LOT OF GREEK AND THAI THOUGH.
Wong Shui:
still a couple of hours to go till you can finally look for a green bag
Wong Shui:
(listening to george baker here, little green bag, reservoir dogs soundtrack)
Moe:
THEY CALL ME MR PINK
Wong Shui:
HAHAHAHA really?!
Wong Shui:
steve buscemi is my personal hero, no kidding
Wong Shui:
he already was my hero, but when he decided to redo a theo van gogh movie (that Dutch director who got assassinated by a muslim guy), he became legendary

quote:

Wong Shui:
why do they call you mr pink?
Moe:
JUST KIDDING. I AM ACTUALLY KNOWN AS MR GREEN. RASTA MAN
Wong Shui:
lol, you're making up a personality now too?
Moe:
LET'S JUST SAY I'VE NEVER BEEN SHORT ON PERSONALITY.
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
what's the time over there?
Moe:
4PM FRIDAY AFTERNOON
Wong Shui:
one hour to go?
Moe:
2
Wong Shui:
pfff
Moe:
I AM OFF AT BEER 30
Wong Shui:
you know why i was bragging about dhl while being the chinese dude
Moe:
DO TELL
Wong Shui:
i work there dutch/belgian headquarters
Moe:
CAN'T HANDLE THE YELLOW. TOO BRIGHT
Wong Shui:
i know
Wong Shui:
me neither
Moe:
AT LEAST WITH BROWN YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DIRTY
Wong Shui:
but i can handle 10 euros netto an hour
Wong Shui:
have kind of the same job as you
Moe:
YOU MAKE ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO.
Wong Shui:
except for my calls being companies who call eachother with questions about stuff i barely know anything about
Moe:
I HAVE BEEN SELLING AUTO PARTS FOR 15 YEARS.
Wong Shui:
is the work pressure high there?
Moe:
NOT WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF!
Wong Shui:
well thanks for pointing that out, captain obvious
Wong Shui:
i'm new at dhl, been there a week
Moe:
I THINK NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE WONG FOO.
Wong Shui:
it's a summer holiday job
Wong Shui:
i'll be there, sometime
Wong Shui:
when i'm bored and in a chinese mood
Moe:
WHAT DO YOU GET WITH YOUR EMPLOYMENT PACKAGE? 3, 4, 5, WEEKS VACATION
Wong Shui:
well i'm there for only 3 or 4 months
Wong Shui:
so i'm not on contract
Wong Shui:
i'm only 19 so i switch jobs quicker than you can say application
Moe:
ARE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR AMSTERDAM?
Wong Shui:
lol, about 50 minutes by car
Moe:
1 OF MY DREAM VACATIONS. I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT MOVED THERE, BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE THEY LEFT.
Wong Shui:
you should definately do that
Wong Shui:
it's vulgar, but it's great
Moe:
HOPING TO MAKE THE CANNABIS CUP IN 2010
Wong Shui:
i've been to amsterdam to smoke lots in coffeeshops numerous times
Wong Shui:
and let me tell you something about amsterdam
Moe:
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PASTTIMES
Wong Shui:
not till you get pretty baked, you see its true beauty
Moe:

THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN LOOKING THROUGH THE RABBIT HOLE.
Wong Shui:
lol, it is
Wong Shui:
i'm wandering in wonderland all evening now
Wong Shui:
that's something good about holland too
Moe:
JEALOUS. 2 HOURS TO GO
Wong Shui:
the weed is cheaper and better pretty much everywhere
Moe:
I HAVE SOME CLOSE FRIENDS THAT ARE HORTICULTURALISTS AND HAVE EVEN ENTERED IN THE CANNABIS CUP. LA CONFIDENTIAL WAS QUITE GOOD LAST YEAR.
Wong Shui:
ah man im thirsty, have to fetch myself a beer
Wong Shui:
brb
Moe:

KEEP RUBBING IT IN WHY DON'T YOU.
Moe:
Goede reis!
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
ahhh that's good
Wong Shui:
a real Dutch Heineken 33 cl bottle for only ¤0,60
Wong Shui:
though i prefer other brands better, i think as a dutch beer, heineken is a bit overrated overseas
Moe:
A PINT AT THE PUB IS 3.17 EURO HERE.
Wong Shui:
5 dollars for half a litre
Wong Shui:
that's reasonable
Wong Shui:
american beer costs that much here
Moe:

I PREFER MICRO BREWS
Moe:
I LOVE ORANGJEBOOM
Wong Shui:
that's a good one, yep
Wong Shui:
i like Hertog Jan as well, you should try that some time
Moe:
I'LL LOOK FOR IT
Wong Shui:
you should, i think it's the best (mainstream)beer Holland's got
Moe:
DO YOU GET SIERRA NEVADA?
Wong Shui:
when you should come to visit holland sometime, you should go to 'Café België' in Utrecht
Wong Shui:
it has over 300 sorts of bottled belgian and dutch beer
Wong Shui:
for about 2 euros a bottle on average
Wong Shui:
and all major foreign beers
Moe:

SOUNDS A LOT LIKE OUR GOAT HILL TAVERN. THE KEG ROOM LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI.
Wong Shui:
lol, recognisable

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