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50 Cent is tot songwriter van het jaar uitgeroepen, en op de site van het Algemeen Dagblad hadden ze daar een mooie poll over:
quote:
Rapper 50 Cent is tot tekstschrijver van het jaar uitgeroepen. Welke stukje tekst van 50 cent vind je het best?

I apply pressure to pussies
20%
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
27%
Fill your ass up with lead, so don't push me
12%
My twenty-inches spinnin', you always see me grinnin'
20%
Nigga play with the bread, get a hole in ya head
22%

aantal stemmen: 263
Zet hier een quote neer van wat jij de beste rap-lyrics vindt. Persoonlijk vind ik een quote uit: "Dr. Dre & Snoop Doggy Dogg - Fuck WIth Dre Day" wel aardig:
quote:
All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick
Yeah, eazy-e eazy-e eazy-e can eat a big fat dick
Tim dog can eat a big fat dick
Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah...
.
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Wat in en in triest is dit zeg
  vrijdag 26 mei 2006 @ 22:48:58 #3
61061 Kiedis
Sir Psycho Sexy
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  vrijdag 26 mei 2006 @ 23:05:11 #4
111387 Lukaso
bloemen houden van mensen
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50

"I put a hole in nigga for fucking with me"
  vrijdag 26 mei 2006 @ 23:06:08 #5
149818 ClapYourHandsSayYeah
ClapYourHandsSayYeah
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"Yo"
Sigh,A little die,No more a child,Goodbye!
  vrijdag 26 mei 2006 @ 23:11:03 #6
94922 Tyler..Durden
Bacchus is my homeboy
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Eazy-E dissen... die man is een legende.
quote:
"I'ma brother that will smother your mother and make your sister think I love her."
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
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Big L .
quote:
I'm a stone villian known for killing and raping nuns
Ayo I even kill handicapped and crippled bitches
Look at my scalp real close and you'll see triple sixes
There's no doubt I'm all about a dollar
I just signed a lifetime contract with the funeral parlor
This kid that owed me dough, I didn't take his life
Instead I tied him up and made him watch me rape his wife
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I got hoes in different area codes
Lovely day, just got paid, packed it up, be on my way!
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i will milk in youre mouth bitch

is mijn favoriet :D:
Feyenoord Rotterdam
Wij waren de gekste-Wij zijn de gekste-En we zullen altijd de gekste blijven
/m We shall not be moved!! /m
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quote:
Whereas, breakbeats have been the missing link connecting the diasporic
community to its drum woven past
Whereas the quantised drum has allowed the whirling mathematicians to
calculate the ever changing distance between rock and stardom.
Whereas the velocity of the spinning vinyl, cross-faded, spun backwards, and
re-released at the same given moment of recorded history , yet at a
different moment in time's continuum has allowed history to catch up with
the present.

We do hereby declare reality unkempt by the changing standards of dialogue.
Statements, such as, "keep it real", especially when punctuating or
anticipating modes of ultra-violence inflicted psychologically or physically
or depicting an unchanging rule of events will hence forth be seen as
retro-active and not representative of the individually determined is.

Furthermore, as determined by the collective consciousness of this state of
being and the lessened distance between thought patterns and their secular
manifestations, the role of men as listening receptacles is to be increased
by a number no less than 70 percent of the current enlisted as vocal
aggressors.

Motherfuckers better realize, now is the time to self-actualize
We have found evidence that hip hops standard 85 rpm when increased by a
number as least half the rate of it's standard or decreased at ¾ of it's
speed may be a determining factor in heightening consciousness.

Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the
unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Equate rhyme with reason, Sun with season

Our cyclical relationship to phenomenon has encouraged scholars to erase the
centers of periods, thus symbolizing the non-linear character of cause and
effect
Reject mediocrity!

Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which as been given
for you to understand.
The current standard is the equivalent of an adolescent restricted to the
diet of an infant.
The rapidly changing body would acquire dysfunctional and deformative
symptoms and could not properly mature on a diet of apple sauce and crushed
pears
Light years are interchangeable with years of living in darkness.
The role of darkness is not to be seen as, or equated with, Ignorance, but
with the unknown, and the mysteries of the unseen.

Thus, in the name of:
ROBESON, GOD'S SON, HURSTON, AHKENATON, HATHSHEPUT, BLACKFOOT, HELEN,
LENNON, KHALO, KALI, THE THREE MARIAS, TARA, LILITHE, LOURDE, WHITMAN,
BALDWIN, GINSBERG, KAUFMAN, LUMUMBA, GHANDI, GIBRAN, SHABAZZ, SIDDHARTHA,
MEDUSA, GUEVARA, GUARDSIEFF, RAND, WRIGHT, BANNEKER, TUBMAN, HAMER, HOLIDAY,
DAVIS, COLTRANE, MORRISON, JOPLIN, DUBOIS, CLARKE, SHAKESPEARE, RACHMNINOV,
ELLINGTON, CARTER, GAYE, HATHOWAY, HENDRIX, KUTL, DICKERSON, RIPPERTON,
MARY, ISIS, THERESA, PLATH, RUMI, FELLINI, MICHAUX, NOSTRADAMUS, NEFERTITI,
LA ROCK, SHIVA, GANESHA, YEMAJA, OSHUN, OBATALA, OGUN, KENNEDY, KING, FOUR
LITTLE GIRLS, HIROSHIMA, NAGASAKI, KELLER, BIKO, PERONE, MARLEY, COSBY,
SHAKUR, THOSE STILL AFLAMED, AND THE COUNTLESS UNNAMED

We claim the present as the pre-sent, as the hereafter.
We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun.
We are not afraid of the darkness, we trust that the moon shall guide us.
We are determining the future at this very moment.
We now know that the heart is the philosophers' stone
Our music is our alchemy
We stand as the manifested equivalent of 3 buckets of water and a hand full
of minerals, thus realizing that those very buckets turned upside down
supply the percussion factor of forever.
If you must count to keep the beat then count.
Find you mantra and awaken your subconscious.
Curve you circles counterclockwise
Use your cipher to decipher, Coded Language, man made laws.
Climb waterfalls and trees, commune with nature, snakes and bees.
Let your children name themselves and claim themselves as the new day for
today we are determined to be the channelers of these changing frequencies
into songs, paintings, writings, dance, drama, photography, carpentry,
crafts, love, and love.
We enlist every instrument: Acoustic, electronic.
Every so-called race, gender, and sexual preference.
Every per-son as beings of sound to acknowledge their responsibility to
uplift the consciousness of the entire fucking World.
Any utterance will be un-aimed, will be disclaimed - two rappers slain
Any utterance will be un-aimed, will be disclaimed - two rappers slain
DJ Krust/Saul Williams Coded Language
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quote:
No doubt, sit back on the couch
Pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out
Laid the bitch out, then I put it in her mouth
Pulled out, nutted on a towel and passed out
En dan vooral alsie in het goeie ritme staat, geniaal Dre, Hitman, Kurupt, Ms Roq
  vrijdag 26 mei 2006 @ 23:24:33 #12
25865 Bill_E
vijf plus 98!
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your ass is a spaceship i want te ride vind ik nog steeds briliant
  zaterdag 27 mei 2006 @ 16:02:51 #13
49096 cosmick
Les Yeux Orange
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Whether you're white and the music you like is rock,
you can come and get some hip-hop cock,

Talk Like Sex van Kool G Rap & DJ Polo
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quote:
Bang on the block
Even Asian bitches like to bang cock
Dr. Dre - Put it on me .
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Snoop Dogg - It ain't no Fun

Guess who's back in da mothafucking house, with a fat dick for ya mothafucking mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too, Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
  zaterdag 27 mei 2006 @ 16:34:12 #16
37966 TimoBasso
Vai Vai,we need Bayliss
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Jay Z
"If your havin girl problems,i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
SKB | Michel Fabrizio | Noriyuki Haga
MotoGP | World Champion 2006 Nicky Hayden | World Champion 2007 Casey Stoner
Alice Team | Mika Kallio | Niccolò Canepa
  zaterdag 27 mei 2006 @ 16:40:55 #17
134533 donroyco
dus niet Donroyco
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quote:
There's a certain mystique when I speak,
that you notice that's sorta unique,
cause you know it's me, my poetry's deep,
and I'm still matic the way I flow to this beat,
you can't sit still, it's like tryin to smoke crack
and go to sleep, I'm strapped,
just knowing any minute I could snap,
I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped,
I bully these rappers so bad lyrically,
it ain't even funny, I ain't even hungry,
it ain't even money, you can't pay me enough
for you to play me, it's cockamanie,
you just ain't Zane enough to rock with Shady,
my noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clocks cuckoo,
I got screws loose, yeahhh, the whole kit an' kaboodle,
I'm just brutal. It's no rumour, I'm numero-uno, assume it,
there's no humour in it no more, you know
I'm rollin with a swollen bowling ball in my bag,
you need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass
you better love me bitch
Eminem ft. Obie Trice & 50 Cent - Love me
Op maandag 29 september 2008 11:45 schreef HostiMeister het volgende:
Dat is zeg maar de Nederlandse taal op een vuige keukentafel voorover buigen en hem dan zonder glijmiddel anaal verkrachten. :'(
  zaterdag 27 mei 2006 @ 17:18:34 #18
135197 Teije
hypebeast
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Songwriter van het jaar, treurig
  zaterdag 27 mei 2006 @ 17:24:18 #19
148645 berber-mocro
Lijpe mocro Flavour
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quote:
Terwijl jij bezig was leven, ontnam je het mij,
Tijdens de urendurende strijksessies, ik was erbij,
Emancipatie, bh´s brand in de hell,
Maandelijkse menstruatie, 1 eindeloos spel,

Voordat ik losbrak uit de routine van t bestaan,
wist ik het wel zeker, ik wil op mijn eigen benen staan.
Geef mij de vrijheid, uitkering erbij,
Terwijl ik slaap werken jullie voor mij
Op vrijdag 2 juni 2006 12:19 schreef Pizzakoppo het volgende:
Negert komt van samson en gert, als gertje vraagt "samson wil je brokjes" zegt samson: "negert"
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You can suck my dick if you don't Like, my shit
Cos I was high when I wrote this, so suck, my dick

GE-NI-AAL ZEG IK JE !
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Mijn naam is Clark Wallabee, ben een pimp op het internet.[woo]
Er zijn vele Cyber-Macs, maar die beginnen net.[haha]
Je wilt niet weten hoeveel nummers dat ik binnen heb.
Ik pimp het net van chicks in mijn wereldwijde spinnenweb.[uh huh]
Dit is de game voor players van dit milennium.
Fok een Bempie, alles wat ik nodig heb is een pentium. [yeah]
Ik heb de game uitgevonden, ik ben een fenomeen.
Menigeen wil advies over deze players game.[uh huh]
Ik kan niet alles zeggen, je snapt mijn logica.
Want dat is het geheim van de Cock met C O C K.[ha]
Ik ben smooth, slick, suave, mellow.
Voor mij vrijdag avond geen challenge maar chello. [haha]
Zet alles klaar dan hoef ik niet meer uit mijn stoel te komen.
Isaac Hayes, pimp shit, om in de mood te komen.
Begin smooth te flowen. Even typen nog. Zieker nog.
Voor ik het weet bone ik dit weekend nog.

(chorus)
Dit is voor alle homies, je chick is een schat, maar doe het nooit dan.
Wat wat wat wat doe je dan.
Dit is voor alle lady’s, je vriend doet veel maar nooit wat jij wil.
Wat wat wat wat doe je dan.
Ik weet het wel.
Wat wat wat wat doe je dan.
Ik zeg het snel.
Wat wat wat wat doe je dan.
Ik run het spel.
Wat wat wat wat doe je dan. (3x)

Deze game is geen joke kid dit doe je niet zomaar even.
Daarom wat tips voor jullie kids om te overleven.
Begin bij het begin. Tip nummer een.
Denk niet na over je openings line maar ga gewoon meteen.
Houd het simpel en doe gewoon hoe ik het doe.
Vraag hoe het gaat en eindig op sugar shorty of boo.
Als ze hapt ga dan naar tip nummer twee.
Doe jezelf niet beter voor dan je bent, anders tel je niet mee.
Dus lieg niet over 24 centimeter.
Want anders stuurt ze je naar huis je moet het zelf weten.
Maar chicks liegen ook dog ik haat ze.
Ik ben niet dik, ik ben niet dun maar gevuld op de juiste plaatsen.
De laatste die dat zei heb ik naar huis laten komen.
Hihihi, ik ben nou wel wat kilos aangekomen.
Tip nummer drie is voor me dogs in de pussytrap.
Zeg niet dat je vrij bent als je een dushi hebt.
Waarschijnlijk zeggen ze sorry ik moet je laten vallen.
Ik ben niet zo. Een dag later loop je haar te ballen.
Met tip vier had ik ook kunnen beginnen.
Zeg dat je blikt en je hebt je date binnen.

(chorus)

Ik heb het leven van een Cyber-Mac een beetje uitgeweid.
Gebruik mijn tijd , heb mijn werkgebied al snel uitgebreid.
Begon op TMF Chat maar hield het voor gezien.
Het leven van een mac is meer dan chicks van zeventien.
Van Ilse chat ging ik wereldwijd naar Yahoo.
Betaal mijn drankjes en nam de dames naar mijn ICQ.
Voor mij geen sex chat, ik ben niet down met cyberbonen.
Hoe voelt het als je met je monitor bent klaargekomen.
Ik heb het waargenomen. Kwam, zag en overwon.
Momenteel de bom is www punt ooooh punt com
Er zijn wat players op het net maar yo ik run het spel.
Clark Wallabee, vraag je vriendin ze heeft mijn nummer wel.

(chorus)

Ook erg goed, lijkt wel voor mij geschreven
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quote:
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
etc etc
Beter zijn ze er niet.
  zondag 28 mei 2006 @ 15:37:17 #23
51679 Mar10Segovia
Interspectacular
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For an artform to spread from East to Westside, the coast the hemisphere, look how hiphop grew
But it's still the proverbial sad clown of music, exploited by many, understood by few

J-Live - The Best Part
  zondag 28 mei 2006 @ 16:04:44 #24
15449 Philosocles
blogito ergo sum
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Adventures in Failure - MC 900ft Jesus

Damn, I hate this job
To work in this dump you gotta be a snob
Everybody gets on my nerves in this place
I think I'll take the afternoon off from the rat race

An exciting career
Don't amount to much but a pain in the rear
I bust my ass all day for a dollar
And then I go home and listen to the kids holler

Devoted spouse waitin' in the den
Wants to hit me upside the head with a rolling pin
Aaahhh, does that ring a bell?
A daily routine we all know well

I'm makin' more but enjoyin' it less
The good life's mainly causin' me stress
Making a change is difficult but
I gotta try to get out of this rut

But fear seems to be holdin' me back
Courage is the principle trait I lack
I gotta calm my nerves so I can think
I pour myself a nice stiff drink
And another, this is my usual mode
One for the money and ten for the road

Ah, now everything is clear:
I gotta get the hell out of here!

Yes, now my mission is plain
A Big Mac is calling my name
I gotta sample some of Ronald's cooking
So I raid my wifes purse when she's not looking

Pondering the wonderful thing called marriage
I accidentally back the car into a baby carriage
'Scuse me ma'am, I'd love to stay and chat
But watch where you're going next time you old bat

I hit the gas and zoom down the block
Leave 'er in the dust yellin' for the cops
Swervin' round a corner tryin' to steer
I get so excited I almost spill my beer

A neighbourhood dog is yappin' at my bumper
So I slam on the brakes and I hear a big thump
I jump the curb and land up on a lawn
Then I finish my beer and turn the radio on

Some idiot's goin' on about rehab
I grab a brew and yank on the pull tab
Here comes a little old lady with a shot gun
I put the pedal to the metal and she runs

Digging on my off-road driving power
I do a donut in a bed of flowers
Then I jerk the wheel a little too hard
The car rolls over and over on out of the yard

(Causin' much destruction)
(Act the fool)

I come to rest in the middle of the street
A bunch of empty beer cans rattlin' at my feet
Starin' in the window is a nosy little brat
I look him in the eyes and say "I meant to do that"

Then I notice my watch says I'm overdue
For my big appointment at the local drive through
I do a number on the accelerator
And I'm cuttin' in line about thirty seconds later

Whaddya think this is?
Some kinda joke?
Gimme 10 Big Macs and a small diet coke

I pull up to the window with my radio playin'
I grab the bag and leave without payin'
I weave down the road for a block
Jugglin' a beer and a a styrofoam box

I pull into a parking lot and kill the motor
Presently I notice a peculiar odour
A little black smoke is risin' from the hood
Somethings gonna happen and it's probably not good

I open the door grab my stuff and go
Just in time to watch the whole thing blow
The car explodes with a bang and a hiss
Oh boy, my wife is gonna really like this

I can't believe this is happenin' to me
This piece of junk's goin' back to the factory
This was a blatant attempt on my life
Everyone will fall for that
Except my wife

But wait a plan begins to emerge
I suddenly have an overwhelming urge
To spend the night in the great outdoors
My suburban lifestyle has become a bore

I'll build me a fire
And finish my burgers
What my wife don't know
Won't hurt her

I leave the scene of the unhappy event
Resolved to make the most of my predicament
A few yards away I feel better
I know! I'll write 'er a letter
Or better yet, a ransom demand

"Got your husband, send the money, understand?
Or else we'll send his head home in a jar
P.S: sorry 'bout the car"

Yeah, now that ought to really do the trick
I'll be gettin' off the hook and she'll be worried sick
But really, I'm gonna make it up to you honey
I'll buy you a new car with your own damn money

I walk a while into the sunset
A man, at peace with the world, you bet
Nothing can diminish my total enjoyment
Except when I pass my place of employment

Damn, I hate this job
To work in this dump you gotta be a snob
Everybody gets on my nerves in this place
I think I'll take the afternoon off
From the rat race

(Hard like a criminal)
iedereen is uniek behalve ik
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Lloyd Banks - I'm So Fly

And that’s only in the necklace
I’m bony and I’m reckless (vroom) there’s Tony in a Lexus
Im fresh out the gutta scrap whatcha man thought
Im in the hood with more straps than a Jan Sport

The Game ft. Tony Yayo - Runnin'

With 99 miles left, on the Avis rental car
blowing horns like Miles Davis at the pearly gate
God let me in
Give me a room by Aaliyah with ESPN
I know I got more sins than two lesbians
Been back and forth across the border like Mexicans
But (I'm runnin') like New York pedestrians
Trying not to scuff my Nike Air checks again
It's funny how niggaz be the best of friends
And fall out over pussy and wanna dead they man
One of my niggaz in the grave the other one in the pin
She fuckin my enemies inside my homeboys Benz
Now she beggin God's mercy cause she ain't listen to Nas
And never heard about Ike and the Iverson jersey
He got a cousin named Jason that rock the Gary Payton
Now the same trifling bitch is a HIV patient
True story
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