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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:59 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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dit is echt de leukste maandag sinds tijden
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:59 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
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Ik had dat sinds het eerste deel alquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:58 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:
dit is echt te erg gewoon, ik begin medelijden te krijgen met die lui geloof ik
Maar ik blijf het toch grappig vinden om te lezen
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Ik pis in mijn broek van het lachen gewoon.
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en dit alles alleen maar omdat een of andere Paki niet wist dat Nederland binnen Europa ligt en ze wel shippen naar NL
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Idd pwntquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:01 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
en dit alles alleen maar omdat een of andere Paki niet wist dat Nederland binnen Europa ligt en ze wel shippen naar NL
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hey, hij krijgt er voor betaald, wij nietquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:04 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
die dave is echt lachen!!
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Ergens vraag ik me toch af of zo een normaal saaie dag wat minder saai word gemaakt voor een helpdeskmedewerkerquote:
Edit: hij kan nl. wel gewoon meteen sluiten en bannen, maar dat gebeurt niet
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SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Op donderdag 28 augustus 2008 14:34 schreef Breathtaking het volgende:
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Nee ik ben geen 14
zijn die andere lui er niet meer? ik wil José ook wel es pestenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:03 schreef Adsum het volgende:
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Ik mis de vraag naar een verzending naar Nederland in de laatste gesprekken
Sommige dingen zijn moeilijk te voorspellen, met name de toekomst..
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M'n icoon, wat doe je?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef sungaMsunitraM het volgende:
Ik heb onder een steen gezeten geloof ik, ff bijlezen
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ik zal er werk van maken!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef Strijkplank het volgende:
Ik mis de vraag naar een verzending naar Nederland in de laatste gesprekken
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Ik lag bijna op de grond hiervanquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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vertel hem ff dat george offline isquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
Dave: NO FUCK OFF ASK GEORGE!!!!!
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Kan, maar we kunnen niet allemaal tegelijkquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:09 schreef TC_Artemis het volgende:
We kunnen 'm nu ook even 10 minuten met rust laten die dave, en dan met z'n alle om 21:20 hem gaan irriteren
Wat is dit dan volgens jou? Ze zijn de enigen met naam en link genoemd in de OP hoorquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:11 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Krijgen Dave en George geen fan-topic? Hebben ze onderhand wel verdiend hoor.
Hoe lang heb jij die al dan?quote:
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Ja, dat lijkt me ook machtig. Denken ze van het gezeik af te zijn, komen we weer terugquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:11 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:
2 dagen wachten, en dan net zo hard weer opnieuw, all over again
wel posten hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
meesterlijk gesprek met dave atm!!
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Jaja, maar dit is geen *adoreer hier* topic.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:11 schreef Eland het volgende:
[..]
Wat is dit dan volgens jou? Ze zijn de enigen met naam en link genoemd in de OP hoor
maar genoeg off-topic gelul van mijn kant nu
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