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"We don't ship to the Netherlands" #4
Welkom
Het is allemaal begonnen nadat iemand klaagde over een Live Chat op http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/ die niet naar behoren functioneerde, omdat ze niet naar Nederland verzonden. Binnen de korste keren was half ONZ aan het chatten met onder andere Dave, Bob, Jose, en vooral George!
In deel #3 bleek dat Dennistd George was .
Die andere gasten kun je uiteraard nog wel prima lastigvallen. Vraag maar es naar Chinees eten, vooral de bestelling "4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia" doet het erg goed. Uiteraard ook even verifiëren of ze wel naar Nederland verzenden.
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Deel 1: We don't ship to the Netherlands
Deel 2: We don't ship to the Netherlands #2
Deel 3: We don't ship to the Netherlands #3
OP:
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Welkom
Het is allemaal begonnen nadat iemand klaagde over een Live Chat op http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/ die niet naar behoren functioneerde, omdat ze niet naar Nederland verzonden. Binnen de korste keren was half ONZ aan het chatten met onder andere Dave, Bob, Jose, en vooral George!
In deel #3 bleek dat Dennistd George was .
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Die andere gasten kun je uiteraard nog wel prima lastigvallen. Vraag maar es naar Chinees eten, vooral de bestelling "4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia" doet het erg goed. Uiteraard ook even verifiëren of ze wel naar Nederland verzenden.
George/Dennistd:
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Dave: (aanrader)
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Hans: (nederlands)
Klik
Andere chatpaupers:
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Klik
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Opname van een telefoongesprek naar zo'n bedrijf:
Dwaas.wav
Vorige delen:
Deel 1: We don't ship to the Netherlands
Deel 2: We don't ship to the Netherlands #2
Deel 3: We don't ship to the Netherlands #3
OP:
OP.txt
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TvP!
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
mijn gesprek staat er nu in
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
hehe meesterlijk.. hij heeft 2 serieuze mensen gehad in 3 uur zegt ie nu tege mij. .ik post zo het hele log wel
Huilen dan.
Dus die hadden ze gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek? Hoeveel kostte dat nou, zo zonder shipping naar NL?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:30 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
omg Ik heb m'n onderdeel al hoor!
En, belangrijker: Wat is de Nederlandse vertaling?
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
Kristi is me beu
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you: i honestly dont understand that you're still keeping up with this
you: can you see the serious people trough all these annoying dutchies?
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you: i honestly dont understand that you're still keeping up with this
you: can you see the serious people trough all these annoying dutchies?
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dave is oke!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
hehe meesterlijk.. hij heeft 2 serieuze mensen gehad in 3 uur zegt ie nu tege mij. .ik post zo het hele log wel
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Fok! is overigens traag nu. Zitten er allemaal Amerikanen mee te lurken?
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
Damn, ze zijn wel goed gelovig daar!
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you: specially influences from the land of the ricing sun
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you: Bami in the curtains, Nasi in the bed... just sucks
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you: mmmm that's a pitty, but you don't know what there is to make it go away
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you: mmmm that really sucks (sorry for the bad languege
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you: Why not?
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you: is it cost free?
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you: mmmm probably cheaper to buy a new one then
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you: That doesn't seem to be good service
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you: what do you advice me to do
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you: But when I want a new one, what's the best to get nowadays
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you: Well with my job that really isn't an option
you: Time is money
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you: What's the reputation of Phips in your company
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you: Philips
you: sorry
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Dave het was gezellig!
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you: What do you sell exactly
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you: mmmm interesting, I want to move out of my parents home, so kind of interest in seeing what there is
you: specially influences from the land of the ricing sun
you: do you have any experience in that direction
Dave: No
you: What influences do you work with in home decoration
Dave: I only work in Customer Care.
you: and what is that exactly, look after problems with decoration
you: is you still there?
Dave: No we process orders and deal with complaints and questions abotu HoemVision
you: Ahhh now I understand
you: the biggest problem I have now, here at home.. is that chinese seems to be everywhere around
you: Bami in the curtains, Nasi in the bed... just sucks
you: what machinery is there to help this go away
you: mmmmm is it busy there?
Dave: Yes
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: Well I don't order Chinese, just want it to go away from my curtains and so on... what kind of tool will I need then?
Dave: We are not a cleaning service
you: mmmm that's a pitty, but you don't know what there is to make it go away
Dave: No
you: mmmm that really sucks (sorry for the bad languege
you: do you go to see The Da Vinci Code next week?
Dave: No
you: Why not?
Dave: Is there a specific question about Homvision or it's products I can help you with?
you: Yeah, got the dvd illegal, now I need a new dvd player because it broke down lately... where tho repear or get a new one?
Dave: You can bring the DVD-player back to our store in Cedar Rapids or send it back by Mail.
you: is it cost free?
Dave: No
you: mmmm probably cheaper to buy a new one then
Dave: Yes
you: That doesn't seem to be good service
you: give me the address anyway, than I can make a decision
Dave: HomeVisions Customer Care
Dave: P.O. Box 2789
Dave: Cedar Rapids, IA 52406-2789
you: Thanx dave, you're really a help to me
you: what do you advice me to do
Dave: Send it up, if we find the fault is ours we will refund postage.
you: That's a nice deal!
you: But when I want a new one, what's the best to get nowadays
Dave: Go to your local electronics shop.
you: Well with my job that really isn't an option
you: Time is money
Dave: Yes
you: What's the reputation of Phips in your company
Dave: Phips?
you: Philips
you: sorry
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Dave het was gezellig!
All management is Strategic Management.
Billy: 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
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Nee ik ben geen 14
Bob van de viagrashop is niet erg behulpzaam bij m'n onderzoekje
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you: I really like dishwashers
you: Because I hate doing dishes
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Dave: We sell dishwashers
you: How much do they cost?
Dave: Depends on the make. We don't sell dish-washers trough our website.
you: And how am I supposed to wash my dishes then
Dave: By hand
you: I'm having a whole bunch of people eating chinese food over here, and those dishes are dirty!
you: And don't wash by hand
you: I'm not from Nigeria or anything like that!
Dave: We only sell within US
you: And you don't ship?
Dave: We ship within the US, however not all appliances are on our website.
you: Aha!
you: Do you give away free sambal with your food
you: or do you charge me extra for that
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dat zinnetje he
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet
Huilen dan.
Whehehehe, lees deze
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you: I Have a problem!
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you: I don't know what to do
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you: I have a small dick!
you: Do you ship bigger cocks to Holland?
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Bio is baas. Ik ben niet meer op straat. Ik rij alleen langs om te kijken hoe het gaat.
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you: but can i order some chinese food theN?
you: cause it's yummie yummie
you: dont you agree?
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you: so where should i put it?
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you: oh
you: but can i order some chinese food theN?
you: cause it's yummie yummie
you: dont you agree?
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Huilen dan.
Ik kom al de hele dag niet meer bij, nog eentje dan maar
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deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu
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deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu
deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu
A MINI Rulezzzzzz
Het hoofdstukje Chinees begint flauw te worden. Misschien kun je bij hen wel Japans bestellen...
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
ja die heb ik ook hierzoquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:43 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
Komt zo een leuk gesprek met Adriana van de medicijnen shop
Huilen dan.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:45 schreef Mr24z het volgende: deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:41 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
dat zinnetje he
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet
Huilen dan.
Dikke lol dit:
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you: what is it that you do sell than?
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you: Does that also include DVD-players?
Dave: Yes we also sell some electronics
you: Would you happen to have a Yamada DVD player?
Dave: Please hold one moment I will check
Dave: We do not currently sell that brand
you: Too bad, how about Sony?
you: I'm looking for the Sony DVP-S360
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you: Could you perhaps send me an egg roll with extra spicy sauce then ??
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you: Do you sell trucks?
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you: what is it that you do sell than?
Dave: Furniture and Room Decorations
you: Does that also include DVD-players?
Dave: Yes we also sell some electronics
you: Would you happen to have a Yamada DVD player?
Dave: Please hold one moment I will check
Dave: We do not currently sell that brand
you: Too bad, how about Sony?
you: I'm looking for the Sony DVP-S360
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Ever higher. Ever better.
ik ben nu met travis in gesprek over viagra ....
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LOL die dave word gekkkkkquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:50 schreef Adsum het volgende:
Dikke lol dit:
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you: Could you perhaps send me an egg roll with extra spicy sauce then ??
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Billy: Hello
Billy: I have a problem with a product
Billy: !
Adina: What product Billy?
Billy: Well my piemel seems to be clutterd by a big sambal piece =[
Billy: Anyway
Billy: Do you sell chinese food?
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Billy: You ship to foreign countries?
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Billy: Why not to foreign countries?
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Billy: That's not my question
Billy: Why don't you sell chinese food?
Billy: And some cure for my piemel die in je moeders aars vast zit gepierd?
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Billy: You took 3 minutes to think of that?
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Billy: Please answer fast, my water's running dry
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Billy: You do have sambal right?
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Billy: So no sambal?
Adina: None
Billy: Oh, okay, how about Japanese food?
Billy: Like fisheyes
Adina: Billy, all that we offer are on the webpage. We dont sell out any kind of food. You may want to check our web site and see all the products.
Billy: Adina, this really sucks, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY
Billy: You know holland? It's cool, we have ducks and restaurants
Adina: Its great to hear that Billy. However, I am not allowed to engage in personal chats. We are here to answer business related or customer service related issues.
Billy: Well fuck you!
Billy: I am fucking hungry and you don't GIVE A DAMN! You whore.
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Billy: Hello
Billy: I have a problem with a product
Billy: !
Adina: What product Billy?
Billy: Well my piemel seems to be clutterd by a big sambal piece =[
Billy: Anyway
Billy: Do you sell chinese food?
Adina: No, we only offer medications. You can check the list on our webpage.
Billy: You ship to foreign countries?
Adina: No, we can only ship to US regions.
Billy: Why not to foreign countries?
Adina: As of this moment, we can only ship to US regions but of course we also hope we can expand business and ship outside.
Billy: That's not my question
Billy: Why don't you sell chinese food?
Billy: And some cure for my piemel die in je moeders aars vast zit gepierd?
Adina: Simply because we our business is Online Pharmacy and not Online Restaurant.
Billy: You took 3 minutes to think of that?
Adina: If you really want a cure, I suggest you to consult your doctor.
Adina: Would there be anything else I can help you with?
Billy: Please answer fast, my water's running dry
Billy: Yes I would like to order some Chinese food
Adina: We don't have that. What you need to contact is a Chinese Restaurant.
Billy: You do have sambal right?
Adina: You can check all the products that we carry on the webpage. I dont think "sambal" is included.
Billy: So no sambal?
Adina: None
Billy: Oh, okay, how about Japanese food?
Billy: Like fisheyes
Adina: Billy, all that we offer are on the webpage. We dont sell out any kind of food. You may want to check our web site and see all the products.
Billy: Adina, this really sucks, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY
Billy: You know holland? It's cool, we have ducks and restaurants
Adina: Its great to hear that Billy. However, I am not allowed to engage in personal chats. We are here to answer business related or customer service related issues.
Billy: Well fuck you!
Billy: I am fucking hungry and you don't GIVE A DAMN! You whore.
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Nee ik ben geen 14
ik met naomiquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:51 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
ik ben nu met travis in gesprek over viagra ....
Huilen dan.
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:52 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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Serieus, ze kunnen me hier wegdragenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:55 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
Dave: George died he choked ona egg roll
dit is echt te erg gewoon, ik begin medelijden te krijgen met die lui geloof ikquote:
maar ga vooral door!
Ook niet onaardig :
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Zo ik ben ook weer terug om alles te volgen
TVP dus
TVP dus
Maar jongens ik heb geen geld... tis echt waar!!
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:59 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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dit is echt de leukste maandag sinds tijden
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:59 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
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you: you will send it ?
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WTF DEEL 4??! AAAAHAHAHHAHA
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Ik had dat sinds het eerste deel alquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:58 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:
dit is echt te erg gewoon, ik begin medelijden te krijgen met die lui geloof ik
Maar ik blijf het toch grappig vinden om te lezen
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Dave Geweldig hij is gebroken hij speelt mee
Ik pis in mijn broek van het lachen gewoon.
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rebecca loos: but you have tried viagra yourself i guess
rebecca loos: travis? still theren?
rebecca loos: travis
?
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rebecca loos: in what position are you
?
rebecca loos: 69
?
rebecca loos: ?
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rebecca loos: maybe ......
rebecca loos: how old are you
(nog niks gehoord verder)
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rebecca loos: travis
?
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(nog niks gehoord verder)
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en dit alles alleen maar omdat een of andere Paki niet wist dat Nederland binnen Europa ligt en ze wel shippen naar NL
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Idd pwntquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:01 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
en dit alles alleen maar omdat een of andere Paki niet wist dat Nederland binnen Europa ligt en ze wel shippen naar NL
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die dave is echt lachen!!
(VIND T WEL ZIELIG)
(VIND T WEL ZIELIG)
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hey, hij krijgt er voor betaald, wij nietquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:04 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
die dave is echt lachen!!
(VIND T WEL ZIELIG)
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Ergens vraag ik me toch af of zo een normaal saaie dag wat minder saai word gemaakt voor een helpdeskmedewerkerquote:
Edit: hij kan nl. wel gewoon meteen sluiten en bannen, maar dat gebeurt niet
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SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Op donderdag 28 augustus 2008 14:34 schreef Breathtaking het volgende:
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Nee ik ben geen 14
zijn die andere lui er niet meer? ik wil José ook wel es pestenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:03 schreef Adsum het volgende:
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Ik mis de vraag naar een verzending naar Nederland in de laatste gesprekken
Sommige dingen zijn moeilijk te voorspellen, met name de toekomst..
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M'n icoon, wat doe je?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef sungaMsunitraM het volgende:
Ik heb onder een steen gezeten geloof ik, ff bijlezen
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ik zal er werk van maken!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef Strijkplank het volgende:
Ik mis de vraag naar een verzending naar Nederland in de laatste gesprekken
Huilen dan.
Ik lag bijna op de grond hiervanquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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TheVotary: You look a little bit azian to me.
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TheVotary: Hi can i order chinese food?
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We kunnen 'm nu ook even 10 minuten met rust laten die dave, en dan met z'n alle om 21:20 hem gaan irriteren
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vertel hem ff dat george offline isquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:06 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
Dave: NO FUCK OFF ASK GEORGE!!!!!
PM mij!
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Kan, maar we kunnen niet allemaal tegelijkquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:09 schreef TC_Artemis het volgende:
We kunnen 'm nu ook even 10 minuten met rust laten die dave, en dan met z'n alle om 21:20 hem gaan irriteren
Wat is dit dan volgens jou? Ze zijn de enigen met naam en link genoemd in de OP hoorquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:11 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Krijgen Dave en George geen fan-topic? Hebben ze onderhand wel verdiend hoor.
Hoe lang heb jij die al dan?quote:
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Ja, dat lijkt me ook machtig. Denken ze van het gezeik af te zijn, komen we weer terugquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:11 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:
2 dagen wachten, en dan net zo hard weer opnieuw, all over again
wel posten hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
meesterlijk gesprek met dave atm!!
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Believe in yourself
Jaja, maar dit is geen *adoreer hier* topic.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:11 schreef Eland het volgende:
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Wat is dit dan volgens jou? Ze zijn de enigen met naam en link genoemd in de OP hoor
maar genoeg off-topic gelul van mijn kant nu
Dave zit daar nu naast jose en die andere lui, en die zitten allemaal ook te roflmao-en om wat dave allemaal voor gezeik naar zich toe krijgtquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Mr24z het volgende:
Wat ik er niet voor zou geven om die gezichten te zien.
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Nee ik ben geen 14
Klopt, maar zonder foto's kunnen we ook niet zoveel *adoreren* helaasquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:13 schreef IHVK het volgende:
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Jaja, maar dit is geen *adoreer hier* topic.
maar genoeg off-topic gelul nu
agreed, gesprekken willen we!
Paar uurtjes wachten denk ik. Als ze de chat op dat andere bedrijf tenminste weer opengooien.
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
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Dan was jij eerder, ik heb m pas sinds t meatspin-topique in [SEX]
Maar ik ga mn usericon niet veranderen
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Op donderdag 28 augustus 2008 14:34 schreef Breathtaking het volgende:
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Aaaaaaaww.... hij isj echt heew sielug nu hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:14 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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The styling. And the howl from its V6 engine. In a tunnel, at 4000rpm, it was more sonorous than any music.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
Ik heb serieus een zere buik van het lachen, dit is beter dan 100 sit-ups
Geweldig ga zo door, ik lach me helemaal verrot hierzo
Geweldig ga zo door, ik lach me helemaal verrot hierzo
Ja en we moeten hem met rust latenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:15 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:
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Aaaaaaaww.... hij isj echt heew sielug nu he
Nee ik ben geen 14
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ja als lachen echt zo gezond is, moeten we vaker dit soort dingen doen. met z'n allen!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:17 schreef SuperRogier het volgende:
Ik heb serieus een zere buik van het lachen, dit is beter dan 100 sit-ups
Geweldig ga zo door, ik lach me helemaal verrot hierzo
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
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FCT
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Ever higher. Ever better.
Wat maakt het uit, Dave is toch een dikke, eenzame Amerikaan zonder leven.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:20 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Leuk voor het imago van ons land trouwens.
dat land met klompen, molens, drugs, tulpen, hoeren, én chinees!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:20 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Leuk voor het imago van ons land trouwens.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:21 schreef Adsum het volgende:
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you: i have green walls, which would look best in my room?
Dave: You don't want your chinese food anymore?
Dave: Visitor: what would you personally prefer?
Dave: Visitor: hey, it's japanese
Dave: Visitor: not chinese
Dave: Visitor: sushi, japanese, fish eyes, stuff like that
you: I want to order curtains, why do you think i'd want to order chinese?
Dave: Because my history files say so
you: sure it does but that was not me
you: but about that sushi eh,, can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: Yes it was your ip that produced that.
you: i figured
you: and can you connect me to george?
you: i heared he DOES ship the fcking sushi!
Dave: George is dead
you: howcome?
Dave: Yes all you guys are annoying and not good for the company. You're lucky we do not get many customers trough here.
you: Is there anything i can do to help?
Dave: Tell your friends to stop
you: I tried, they dont listen
you: but about george, what happend? why isnt he online anymore
Dave: GEORGE DIED IN A HORRIBLE EGG ROLL INCIDENT
you: you already told me, can't you come up with something else? if i'd have to past that some story again it's not that funny anymore
Dave: WELL I'M SORRY I DON'T AMUSE YOU ENOUGH <<<
you: im sorry about that too
you: you should take a course in entertaining :|
you: i'd like to help though, after i get my sushi
Dave: YES I'LL DO THAT
you: want me to help?
you: and need any psychological support?
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WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JE KAN ME OPVEGEE!!
Huilen dan.
hahaha lachen gek, we pakken hans!
The styling. And the howl from its V6 engine. In a tunnel, at 4000rpm, it was more sonorous than any music.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
dave heeft morgen vrij ... heeft telefoondienst morgen en ik mag bellen ...!!
zijn collega werkt morgen ... hij vroeg me morgen weer te chatten
zijn collega werkt morgen ... hij vroeg me morgen weer te chatten
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Oh man het is ZO fokking puberaal, maar echt TE grappig!
"Being a procrastinating, instigating, exasperating chameleon is a damn tiring job!"
En mij erbij, Dave ftwquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:24 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JE KAN ME OPVEGEE!!
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Hansie is al druk :p
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Hansie is al druk :p
The styling. And the howl from its V6 engine. In a tunnel, at 4000rpm, it was more sonorous than any music.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:23 schreef wietse.cc het volgende:
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Geniaal Dat is Hans, Hans verkoopt GSM's, maar die gast snapt er echt geen bal van En hij HAPT!
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jij: Héé, wat kost bij jou een Nokia 3210?
Hans: Sorry, die hebben we momenteel niet op voorraad. Ik kan u wel mailen wanneer we hem weer hebben?
jij: Hahahaha dat ding is klere oud man!
jij: Moet je poepen?
Hans: Kan ik u verder nog helpen?
jij: Moet je poepen? Ik was gister bij je moeder en die zei van wel!
Hans: Wie denk je dat je bent, bek houden over mijn moeder anders zoek ik je op! Ik heb je IP!
jij: Alsof je daar wat mee kan, mongeuwl
Hans: Kankerkop houden ja!
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Hans is snel boos
Nee ik ben geen 14
Super die Dave echt waar
even gaf ik hem hoop dat het een serieus gesprek zou worden
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you: Hi I am looking for a FAT Boy or something like that.
you: Or some Neon/ lava lamps
Dave: Yes?
you: do you have those?
Dave: No
you: what kind of furniture do you have
you: seats? sofas?
Dave: All kinds. Yes
you: Do you have a catalog?
Dave: Yes
you: can I order it
Dave: Yes
you: and can you ship it to the Netherlands ;-)
Dave: No
you: Why not
you: You have Fans here
you: I hear you get of in couple of hours
you: Who will we get next?
Dave: Noone
you: Dave dude where are tough
you: Who is Noone?
Dave: your friend
you: Ahaaa your colleage?
you: Did you warn him about us
Dave: No
you: I suggest you do
you: You now have a fansite her in holland
Dave: the dutch must have nothing to do
you: Ow we do, sure we do, we eat chinese food
you: And we Like to chat
Dave: whats wrong with dutch food?
you: Nothing, want to try it
you: Try the dutch cheez
you: or candy like Drop
you: You should visit
Dave: Yes
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even gaf ik hem hoop dat het een serieus gesprek zou worden
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
you: Hi I am looking for a FAT Boy or something like that.
you: Or some Neon/ lava lamps
Dave: Yes?
you: do you have those?
Dave: No
you: what kind of furniture do you have
you: seats? sofas?
Dave: All kinds. Yes
you: Do you have a catalog?
Dave: Yes
you: can I order it
Dave: Yes
you: and can you ship it to the Netherlands ;-)
Dave: No
you: Why not
you: You have Fans here
you: I hear you get of in couple of hours
you: Who will we get next?
Dave: Noone
you: Dave dude where are tough
you: Who is Noone?
Dave: your friend
you: Ahaaa your colleage?
you: Did you warn him about us
Dave: No
you: I suggest you do
you: You now have a fansite her in holland
Dave: the dutch must have nothing to do
you: Ow we do, sure we do, we eat chinese food
you: And we Like to chat
Dave: whats wrong with dutch food?
you: Nothing, want to try it
you: Try the dutch cheez
you: or candy like Drop
you: You should visit
Dave: Yes
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
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A MINI Rulezzzzzz
Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: oh never mind, just heard you don't ship to the Netherlands
you: bye
you: oh never mind, just heard you don't ship to the Netherlands
you: bye
Sommige dingen zijn moeilijk te voorspellen, met name de toekomst..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DUf32hm8FRM
http://icecast.freeteam.nl:8000/repo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DUf32hm8FRM
http://icecast.freeteam.nl:8000/repo
Heeft Hans misschien wel Chinees-Indisch in z'n assortiment?
Hij zit al in Nederland, dus da's niet moeilijk om te versturen...
Hij zit al in Nederland, dus da's niet moeilijk om te versturen...
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
hans is de lul dus hahaha
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ik lijk wel Rainman:
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jij: hai Hans
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: ehm, ik zoen een Siemens telefoon
jij: een nieuwe van de reclame, ik weet alleen niet meer hoe die heet
Hans: welk model?
Hans: We hebben enkel de M35i op voorraad, de rest kan ik voor u bestellen
jij: ja de naam weet ik niet meer sorry
jij: M35i.. ff googlen of dat hem is
jij: aha
jij: hou je ook van chinees?
jij: bami en loempia's
jij: Dave niet, maar hij wordt gepest, dus das niet zo raar
Hans: waarom chinees?
jij: weet je neit waarom?! wow je hebt wat gemist
Hans: Wie is dave?
Hans: sorry ik ken geen dave
jij: op tv is nu de chinese restauranten revolutie op het nieuws
jij: dus daarom
jij: ken je ook geen George? Dave zegt dat George gestikt is in een loempia.
jij: maar jij bent Hans, jij stikt vast niet
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jij: hai Hans
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: ehm, ik zoen een Siemens telefoon
jij: een nieuwe van de reclame, ik weet alleen niet meer hoe die heet
Hans: welk model?
Hans: We hebben enkel de M35i op voorraad, de rest kan ik voor u bestellen
jij: ja de naam weet ik niet meer sorry
jij: M35i.. ff googlen of dat hem is
jij: aha
jij: hou je ook van chinees?
jij: bami en loempia's
jij: Dave niet, maar hij wordt gepest, dus das niet zo raar
Hans: waarom chinees?
jij: weet je neit waarom?! wow je hebt wat gemist
Hans: Wie is dave?
Hans: sorry ik ken geen dave
jij: op tv is nu de chinese restauranten revolutie op het nieuws
jij: dus daarom
jij: ken je ook geen George? Dave zegt dat George gestikt is in een loempia.
jij: maar jij bent Hans, jij stikt vast niet
Straks krijgen we Noone in plaats van Dave en hij heeft hem nog niet gewaarschuwd lol
A MINI Rulezzzzzz
Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: no prob
you: Yes you can help me
you: I'm looking for a part
you: Well, if you aint going to say anytinh
you: Hello?
you: Car Parts isn't it?
you: What's te matter with george anyway?
Dave: george is dead
you:
you: I liked him
you: I like you too
you: but he was special
you: Well, now I'm going to say something about Chinese food and you will end this conversation
you: It's ironical isn't it
you: Life
you: Just some stupid assholes are asking stupid questions
you: but hey, your off in a few hours
you: Always look at the bright sight of life
Dave: Yes
you:
you: Well, not all Dutch people are stupid assholes
you: Only the ones that are bored, and looking for something funn (me included)
you: and think that they are though
you: say to them that you are an CIA agent
you: They wil flee, all of them
Dave: I'm from the FBI
Dave: and I order chinese everyday
en no offence tegen iedereen, ik heb mezelf ook asshole genoemd
you: no prob
you: Yes you can help me
you: I'm looking for a part
you: Well, if you aint going to say anytinh
you: Hello?
you: Car Parts isn't it?
you: What's te matter with george anyway?
Dave: george is dead
you:
you: I liked him
you: I like you too
you: but he was special
you: Well, now I'm going to say something about Chinese food and you will end this conversation
you: It's ironical isn't it
you: Life
you: Just some stupid assholes are asking stupid questions
you: but hey, your off in a few hours
you: Always look at the bright sight of life
Dave: Yes
you:
you: Well, not all Dutch people are stupid assholes
you: Only the ones that are bored, and looking for something funn (me included)
you: and think that they are though
you: say to them that you are an CIA agent
you: They wil flee, all of them
Dave: I'm from the FBI
Dave: and I order chinese everyday
en no offence tegen iedereen, ik heb mezelf ook asshole genoemd
Noone is volgens mij No-one, ofwel "niemand"...quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:30 schreef Mr24z het volgende:
Straks krijgen we Noone in plaats van Dave en hij heeft hem nog niet gewaarschuwd lol
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
idd wat een b00n, haha
The styling. And the howl from its V6 engine. In a tunnel, at 4000rpm, it was more sonorous than any music.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
U chat nu met 'Hans'.
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: Goedenavond
jij: Ik wil graag een telefoon komen want die ik nu heb is in de babi pangang gevallen
jij: wat zou u me adviseren?
Hans: GA IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN!!!
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de humor
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: Goedenavond
jij: Ik wil graag een telefoon komen want die ik nu heb is in de babi pangang gevallen
jij: wat zou u me adviseren?
Hans: GA IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN!!!
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de humor
Huilen dan.
hahaha, ik krijg m niet aan de praat, is hansie schijten?
The styling. And the howl from its V6 engine. In a tunnel, at 4000rpm, it was more sonorous than any music.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
en de volgende alweer
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: why did you click me away, i was offering to help you
Dave: I'm sorry I click every dutch person away
Dave: they can not order trough us.
you: me too?
you: im a cool person
you: i wanna order chinese, is that possible?
you: not even when shipped to belgium?
you: (small country south of holland)
you: Hello? that's pure discrimination!!!
you: FFS!
Dave: I'm sorry your ID shows you as dutch and you can not order trough our website.
you: FOK FTW!
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PURE DISCRIMINATIE, DAT IS!!! WRAAAAAAAK, WE NUKE DIE AMERIKANEUHHH FOK KNOEKPLOEG FTW!!!!!!!!
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: why did you click me away, i was offering to help you
Dave: I'm sorry I click every dutch person away
Dave: they can not order trough us.
you: me too?
you: im a cool person
you: i wanna order chinese, is that possible?
you: not even when shipped to belgium?
you: (small country south of holland)
you: Hello? that's pure discrimination!!!
you: FFS!
Dave: I'm sorry your ID shows you as dutch and you can not order trough our website.
you: FOK FTW!
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PURE DISCRIMINATIE, DAT IS!!! WRAAAAAAAK, WE NUKE DIE AMERIKANEUHHH FOK KNOEKPLOEG FTW!!!!!!!!
Huilen dan.
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Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: hey hans
jij: hebben jullie nog onderdelen voor de 6230i
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: ik zoek de vibrator
Hans: U bedoelt de trilmotor?
Hans: wij verkopen enkel complete telefoons, geen onderdelen
jij: nee de vibrator
Hans: Die hebben wij niet los
jij: kan ik die ook onafhankelijk gebruiken?
jij: met alleen de batterij
jij: de telefoon vind ik zo groot
Hans: Dan denk ik dat u een andere winkel nodig heeft...
jij: en er zitten scherpe hoekjes aan
jij: die batterij is lekker rond
jij: dus hans:
jij: Ruilen?
Hans: Ga a.u.b. iemand anders lastig vallen..
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Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: hey hans
jij: hebben jullie nog onderdelen voor de 6230i
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: ik zoek de vibrator
Hans: U bedoelt de trilmotor?
Hans: wij verkopen enkel complete telefoons, geen onderdelen
jij: nee de vibrator
Hans: Die hebben wij niet los
jij: kan ik die ook onafhankelijk gebruiken?
jij: met alleen de batterij
jij: de telefoon vind ik zo groot
Hans: Dan denk ik dat u een andere winkel nodig heeft...
jij: en er zitten scherpe hoekjes aan
jij: die batterij is lekker rond
jij: dus hans:
jij: Ruilen?
Hans: Ga a.u.b. iemand anders lastig vallen..
R.I.P. nachtburgemeester van Rotterdam, 1944-2019
oops, hans is boos
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Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: hoi Hans ... ik hoo dat je moeder lekker chinees kan koken. Ik wil graag wat bestellen
Hans: FLIKKER EEN END OP
Hans: JULLIE ZITTEN MIJN ZAKEN DWARS
Hans: DIT DOE IK BIJ JOU TOCH OOK NIET
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Hans: JULLIE ZITTEN MIJN ZAKEN DWARS
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Dave: How may I help you today?
Dave: I'm sorry your ID shows you as dutch and you can not order trough our website.
Dave: How may I help you today?
Dave: I'm sorry your ID shows you as dutch and you can not order trough our website.
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