We don't ship to the Netherlands #4

omg 4 delen met deze crap

TvP!

mijn gesprek staat er nu in

tvp!!

God is wat langzamer vandaag!
TVP

omg Ik heb m'n onderdeel al hoor!

TVP!
Geef die link naar Dave is

Ff 2 delen bij lezen

LOL

hehe meesterlijk.. hij heeft 2 serieuze mensen gehad in 3 uur zegt ie nu tege mij. .ik post zo het hele log wel

DAVE:

http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/35927851/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=35927851&byhref=1

Haha traumas hebben ze ervan.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:30 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
omg Ik heb m'n onderdeel al hoor!

Dus die hadden ze gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek? Hoeveel kostte dat nou, zo zonder shipping naar NL?

En, belangrijker: Wat is de Nederlandse vertaling?

Kristi is me beu

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you: deborah
you: i honestly dont understand that you're still keeping up with this
you: can you see the serious people trough all these annoying dutchies?
Dave: I've had 2 serious clients in last 3 hours, and numerous chinese orders
Dave: Most clients call the phone number
you: oh.. but atleast you had some fun during these 3 hours
you: or didn't you enjoy it?
you: are you still there?
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
hehe meesterlijk.. hij heeft 2 serieuze mensen gehad in 3 uur zegt ie nu tege mij. .ik post zo het hele log wel

dave is oke!!

Fok! is overigens traag nu. Zitten er allemaal Amerikanen mee te lurken?

Damn, ze zijn wel goed gelovig daar!

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you: Hello Dave
you: how are you doing?
you: What do you sell exactly
Dave: We sell furniture and decorations for your room
you: mmmm interesting, I want to move out of my parents home, so kind of interest in seeing what there is
you: specially influences from the land of the ricing sun
you: do you have any experience in that direction
Dave: No
you: What influences do you work with in home decoration
Dave: I only work in Customer Care.
you: and what is that exactly, look after problems with decoration
you: is you still there?
Dave: No we process orders and deal with complaints and questions abotu HoemVision
you: Ahhh now I understand
you: the biggest problem I have now, here at home.. is that chinese seems to be everywhere around
you: Bami in the curtains, Nasi in the bed... just sucks
you: what machinery is there to help this go away
you: mmmmm is it busy there?
Dave: Yes
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: Well I don't order Chinese, just want it to go away from my curtains and so on... what kind of tool will I need then?
Dave: We are not a cleaning service
you: mmmm that's a pitty, but you don't know what there is to make it go away
Dave: No
you: mmmm that really sucks (sorry for the bad languege
you: do you go to see The Da Vinci Code next week?
Dave: No
you: Why not?
Dave: Is there a specific question about Homvision or it's products I can help you with?
you: Yeah, got the dvd illegal, now I need a new dvd player because it broke down lately... where tho repear or get a new one?
Dave: You can bring the DVD-player back to our store in Cedar Rapids or send it back by Mail.
you: is it cost free?
Dave: No
you: mmmm probably cheaper to buy a new one then
Dave: Yes
you: That doesn't seem to be good service
you: give me the address anyway, than I can make a decision
Dave: HomeVisions Customer Care
Dave: P.O. Box 2789
Dave: Cedar Rapids, IA 52406-2789
you: Thanx dave, you're really a help to me
you: what do you advice me to do
Dave: Send it up, if we find the fault is ours we will refund postage.
you: That's a nice deal!
you: But when I want a new one, what's the best to get nowadays
Dave: Go to your local electronics shop.
you: Well with my job that really isn't an option
you: Time is money
Dave: Yes
you: What's the reputation of Phips in your company
Dave: Phips?
you: Philips
you: sorry
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Dave het was gezellig!

Billy: 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
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Bob van de viagrashop is niet erg behulpzaam bij m'n onderzoekje

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remlof: bye
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you: Hi Dave
you: that took really long!
you: Do you sell dishwashers?
you: I really like dishwashers
you: Because I hate doing dishes
Dave: Yes
Dave: We sell dishwashers
you: How much do they cost?
Dave: Depends on the make. We don't sell dish-washers trough our website.
you: And how am I supposed to wash my dishes then
Dave: By hand
you: I'm having a whole bunch of people eating chinese food over here, and those dishes are dirty!
you: And don't wash by hand
you: I'm not from Nigeria or anything like that!
Dave: We only sell within US
you: And you don't ship?
Dave: We ship within the US, however not all appliances are on our website.
you: Aha!
you: Do you give away free sambal with your food
you: or do you charge me extra for that
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dat zinnetje he

Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.

die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet

TVPTTTBBQPWNDROFL!!

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you: i did!
you: i have asked if you had msn? wanted to send you my picture, a flower or a virtual card
you: i really wanted to apologize to you
Dave: I'm sorry I'm married
you: o oke ... so we cannot go to a chinees or something?
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Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: Hello!
you: I Have a problem!
Dave: Yes
you: I don't know what to do
Dave: Yes
you: I have a small dick!
you: Do you ship bigger cocks to Holland?
you: Help me please
you: The're making fun of me..
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Klootzak

Komt zo een leuk gesprek met Adriana van de medicijnen shop

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you: so where should i put it?
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you: oh
you: but can i order some chinese food theN?
you: cause it's yummie yummie
you: dont you agree?
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Ik kom al de hele dag niet meer bij, nog eentje dan maar

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deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu

Het hoofdstukje Chinees begint flauw te worden. Misschien kun je bij hen wel Japans bestellen...

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:43 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
Komt zo een leuk gesprek met Adriana van de medicijnen shop

ja die heb ik ook hierzo

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:45 schreef Mr24z het volgende: deze zit vast onder een sneltoets nu

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:41 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
dat zinnetje he

Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.

die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet

net zo lang doorgaan tot iedereen daar een nervous breakdown heeft

Dikke lol dit:

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you: Would you happen to have a Yamada DVD player?
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you: Too bad, how about Sony?
you: I'm looking for the Sony DVP-S360
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ik ben nu met travis in gesprek over viagra ....

Arme dave

Worteltjestaart iemand?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:50 schreef Adsum het volgende:
Dikke lol dit:
.
you: Could you perhaps send me an egg roll with extra spicy sauce then ??
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LOL die dave word gekkkkk

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Adina: Hi, you have reached Online Customer Care. My name is Adina.

Adina: How can I help you?

Billy: Hello

Billy: I have a problem with a product

Billy: !

Adina: What product Billy?

Billy: Well my piemel seems to be clutterd by a big sambal piece =[

Billy: Anyway

Billy: Do you sell chinese food?

Adina: No, we only offer medications. You can check the list on our webpage.

Billy: You ship to foreign countries?

Adina: No, we can only ship to US regions.

Billy: Why not to foreign countries?

Adina: As of this moment, we can only ship to US regions but of course we also hope we can expand business and ship outside.

Billy: That's not my question

Billy: Why don't you sell chinese food?

Billy: And some cure for my piemel die in je moeders aars vast zit gepierd?

Adina: Simply because we our business is Online Pharmacy and not Online Restaurant.

Billy: You took 3 minutes to think of that?

Adina: If you really want a cure, I suggest you to consult your doctor.

Adina: Would there be anything else I can help you with?

Billy: Please answer fast, my water's running dry

Billy: Yes I would like to order some Chinese food

Adina: We don't have that. What you need to contact is a Chinese Restaurant.

Billy: You do have sambal right?

Adina: You can check all the products that we carry on the webpage. I dont think "sambal" is included.

Billy: So no sambal?

Adina: None

Billy: Oh, okay, how about Japanese food?

Billy: Like fisheyes

Adina: Billy, all that we offer are on the webpage. We dont sell out any kind of food. You may want to check our web site and see all the products.

Billy: Adina, this really sucks, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY

Billy: You know holland? It's cool, we have ducks and restaurants

Adina: Its great to hear that Billy. However, I am not allowed to engage in personal chats. We are here to answer business related or customer service related issues.

Billy: Well fuck you!

Billy: I am fucking hungry and you don't GIVE A DAMN! You whore.

Adina: Go fuck yourself.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:51 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
ik ben nu met travis in gesprek over viagra ....

ik met naomi

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you: yeah, which products?
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Dave: Yes
you: I see..
you: I'm looking for something specific
Dave: Yes?
you: Do you havce the following car piece for sell: Did-You-Ever-Had-Sex-With-An-Underaged-Girl
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you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Sheila R: Is there a specific question I can help you with
you: and talk to george
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Dave: George died he choked ona egg roll
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:52 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
You are now speaking with Adina of Customer Service.

Adina: Hi, you have reached Online Customer Care. My name is Adina.

Adina: How can I help you?

Billy: Hello

Billy: I have a problem with a product

Billy: !

Adina: What product Billy?

Billy: Well my piemel seems to be clutterd by a big sambal piece =[

Billy: Anyway

Billy: Do you sell chinese food?

Adina: No, we only offer medications. You can check the list on our webpage.

Billy: You ship to foreign countries?

Adina: No, we can only ship to US regions.

Billy: Why not to foreign countries?

Adina: As of this moment, we can only ship to US regions but of course we also hope we can expand business and ship outside.

Billy: That's not my question

Billy: Why don't you sell chinese food?

Billy: And some cure for my piemel die in je moeders aars vast zit gepierd?

Adina: Simply because we our business is Online Pharmacy and not Online Restaurant.

Billy: You took 3 minutes to think of that?

Adina: If you really want a cure, I suggest you to consult your doctor.

Adina: Would there be anything else I can help you with?

Billy: Please answer fast, my water's running dry

Billy: Yes I would like to order some Chinese food

Adina: We don't have that. What you need to contact is a Chinese Restaurant.

Billy: You do have sambal right?

Adina: You can check all the products that we carry on the webpage. I dont think "sambal" is included.

Billy: So no sambal?

Adina: None

Billy: Oh, okay, how about Japanese food?

Billy: Like fisheyes

Adina: Billy, all that we offer are on the webpage. We dont sell out any kind of food. You may want to check our web site and see all the products.

Billy: Adina, this really sucks, I AM FUCKING HUNGRY

Billy: You know holland? It's cool, we have ducks and restaurants

Adina: Its great to hear that Billy. However, I am not allowed to engage in personal chats. We are here to answer business related or customer service related issues.

Billy: Well fuck you!

Billy: I am fucking hungry and you don't GIVE A DAMN! You whore.

Adina: Go fuck yourself.

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OMFG

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:57 schreef Eland het volgende:

[..]

Serieus, ze kunnen me hier wegdragen

idd zo fucking geniaal!!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:57 schreef Eland het volgende:

[..]

Serieus, ze kunnen me hier wegdragen

dit is echt te erg gewoon, ik begin medelijden te krijgen met die lui geloof ik
maar ga vooral door!