We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:11 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
Gwen: okay, Can I have the link from where you are comming
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:14 schreef dennistd het volgende:
die george reageerde net steeds niet
nu weer wel

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you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

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Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?

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you: Did you ever placed an order here? If so, how long did it take to deliver it to your house?
Dave: No I'm homeless

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

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Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:56 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
of deze
bij george

George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food

best rlxte gast nog

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:17 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!
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Dave is dakloos Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:16 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:

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ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie ! die zwerver!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:18 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:

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Hij is ook zwerver

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Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yeah.
you: Do you sell chines food?
George: NO
George: fuck off, you idiot
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:20 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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Ze krijgen er genoeg van na 12 uur

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef junkiexp het volgende:
ze hebben het uitgezet .

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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George
you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm?
George: hi
George: no
George: we need to sell more servers first
you: how's it going selling servers?
George: maybe your friends are interested in servers?
George: not very well
you: some definitely are
you: you must be getting a lot of these chats today
you: does it bother you?
George: yes
you: ok, i'll ask them to stop, since you seem a nice guy
George: ok
George: thank you very much
George: bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef dennistd het volgende:

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george doet het nog wel

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef dennistd het volgende:

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george doet het nog wel

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Qunix het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Joe'
you: hello?!
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
you: Do you know a woman named Yvonne?
you: hello??
you: Do you know a guy named BrauN?
Joe: Yes.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:29 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
Ik wil George Ik krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:33 schreef dennistd het volgende:
vergeet vriend george niet he: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, i heard from the site We dont ship to the Netherlands #3 you sell very good servers?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Do you have servers, other than that boring grey and white?
George: no
you: You havent got like, silver ones?
George: no
you: Can i ask you a question?
George: yes
George: sure
you: How do you get paid, per hour? Or per sold server?
George: it's my company
you: O wow, thats great! And Dave, is he your employee, or have you set op this company together?
George: I have no collegues
you: Okay im sorry. How is business going, sold any servers today?
George: no

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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished doing that, do you think?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:

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Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:36 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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Zo fucking geniaal.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:42 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
ze zijn down geloof ik!
neeeeee!!11

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:42 schreef dennistd het volgende:

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george nog niet

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:45 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Hier is George: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905