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"I want you to grow up"
"Are you avoiding reality??"
"Stop being so negative, you only weighs 500 pounds"
"Now, what I want you to do, is explore you own self" (RQ)
Verzonnen of echt uitgesproken, het mag allebei.
President Camacho
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
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This might help: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil1.html
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage
" I want you to start having a gay relationship"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage
"I want you to start living as a gay woman"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage
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Now, what I want you to do, is to look in the mirror and realise you're a really, really, fat woman. You're so fat you get stuck in your own dreams
Now, what I want you to do, is to look in the mirror and realise you're a really, really, fat woman. You're so fat you get stuck in your own dreams
Clementine: Are you nuts?
Joel: It's been suggested...
Joel: It's been suggested...
.quote:Op donderdag 3 november 2005 18:07 schreef Chriz2k het volgende:
''You're an drug addict''
Iemand die 1 joint per week rookte .
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President Camacho
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
"Hier word ik niet vrolijk van."
Komt minister Zalm bij de bakker...
Zalm: Mag ik 1 brood? Bakker: Dat wordt dan 23 euro alstublieft.
Zalm: ... Bakker: Eigen schuld.
Zalm: Mag ik 1 brood? Bakker: Dat wordt dan 23 euro alstublieft.
Zalm: ... Bakker: Eigen schuld.
"Don't watch porn, it could be someone's daughter!!"
President Camacho
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
"If you're ugly and you know it: kill yourself."
"Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you."
Xbox Live Gamertag: Harmen84
"Get up each morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and see yourself not as someone who is overweight or out of shape, but as the someone you will become."
Xbox Live Gamertag: Harmen84
"Anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration."
Xbox Live Gamertag: Harmen84
Failure is no accident.
I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
I'm 97% sure you don't like me, I'm 100% sure I don't care.
I'm 97% sure you don't like me, I'm 100% sure I don't care.
"You should start having your own opinions, instead of repeating after your husband. Buy my book, there are a lot of opinions in there."
Echte liefde!
En ik zag dat het goed was.
En ik zag dat het goed was.
You need to listen to your body because your body is listening to you.
It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.
Awareness without action is worthless.
You're only lonely if you're not there for you
Sometimes you've just gotta give yourself what you wish you were getting from someone else.
I want you to get real...and loose weight
It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.
Awareness without action is worthless.
You're only lonely if you're not there for you
Sometimes you've just gotta give yourself what you wish you were getting from someone else.
I want you to get real...and loose weight
Nie sloan mo schuppe!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/drphil-prank1.htmlquote:Op donderdag 3 november 2005 18:08 schreef sizzler het volgende:
This might help: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil1.html
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"Just deal with it once you do , you'll see you will deal with it much better"
En mochten we vallen dan is het omhoog. - Krang (uit: Pantani)
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
You can train a dog,
Your kid is smarter, so it's easier to train your kid than a dog
(of iets in die strekking)
Your kid is smarter, so it's easier to train your kid than a dog
(of iets in die strekking)
alias Capriccio Dieu Donné
.quote:Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:27 schreef Marruk het volgende:
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There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
President Camacho
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
TV series: Boardwalk Empire | Burn Notice | Dexter | Game of Thrones | Impractical Jokers | Luther | Sherlock | Sons of Anarchy
Al Bundy.quote:Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:27 schreef Marruk het volgende:
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There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
And now for something completely different, I'm on a horse.
Nee ,want dan zien we wat voor vieze spelletjes jij doet hé , dokter Phil!quote:Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 22:27 schreef Lamme_Sterfkanarie het volgende:
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Don't watch oprah!
http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=9296
"I have had sex with more than one person at once. It was so confusing. There were so many arms and legs that Hindus were praying at us"quote:Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:27 schreef Marruk het volgende:
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There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
"You should stop thinking with your dick and realise that pr0n is not the answer."
"That's a load of crap!"
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
''It's not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill or a crying baby. ''
''Kids ruin everything. Look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten year old to do a good hidden button.''
''Well don't let it get to your head, your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn't give it coffee.''
Will & Grace
The best thing, is to stay who you are.
It's not your fault
You have to take the responsibility for your kid who only weights 200 kilo
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