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Welkom bij de gelegenheid tot onbelemmerd gespui van politieke ideeën en populistisch geblaat zonder financiële justificatie. Ook geschikt voor al het politieke non-nieuws, bestuurlijke ongehoorzaamheid en alleen maar grappig bedoelde complottheorieen. Iedereen en alles is welkom, vooral broodeters.
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Lalala, geen zin om te gaan naar die verjaardag.
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Niets persoonlijk overigens.
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Aussteigen!
Het is ongetwijfeld gemakkelijker in blinde onderwerping te leven dan aan je bevrijding te werken: ook de doden zijn beter aangepast aan de aarde dan de levenden
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Wat er zo dom aan is? Huisrelaties zijn uit den boze.
(En bovendien zijn we als een stel mongoloide raddraaiers bier over elkaar heen gaan gooien, waardoor we bijna ruzie kregen. Maar goed, een van ons werkte daar. .)
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Op zaterdag 17 september 2005 22:15 schreef Monidique het volgende:
Niets persoonlijk overigens.
Die sjaal past ons allemaal.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic - Joseph Stalin
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
I will eat the headdoekjes rauw - Geert Wilders
  zaterdag 17 september 2005 @ 23:28:03 #9
93744 Finder_elf_towns
Sterf nu en vloek tevergeefs
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Lekker dan.

Als ik de demo van AoE3 start restart mijn pc
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en bij mij onderin Firefox een grote grijze balk nu met een rode pijl dat naar boven wijst onderin links in dat grijze, browser is een beta-versie, hopelijk komt de update daarvan snel
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Als ik nu zou schrijven, wat zou het dan worden?
  zondag 18 september 2005 @ 08:11:17 #14
62977 George-Butters
Super Geil Klasse
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Schrijven is het onder woorden brengen op een wijze.
60% of what you say is crap.
Donner 1
Donner 2
Streng!
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To the Citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix will be replaced by the suffix "ise." You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

3. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a called "Come-Uppance Day."

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline")-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.

9. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors asgood guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

12. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; you call it "soccer." Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i. e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your
co-operation and have a great day.

15. Start pronouncing "Queen Camilla." She will be your next queen!
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tvp
Verdonk: we moet weer lachen om ons loonstrookje :')
Verdonk: niet links, ik ben niet rechts, maar recht door zee
journalist: niet scheel?
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Op zondag 18 september 2005 11:35 schreef Tafkahs het volgende:
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Slotje.
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Een belangrijke dag voor onze ooster buren.

Dat ze maar wijs mogen stemmen
  zondag 18 september 2005 @ 11:42:30 #20
28640 Sidekick
Ban the fucker
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Sinds wanneer ben jij een aanhanger van Schroder, MrX?

Ha, haha. Ha.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic - Joseph Stalin
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
I will eat the headdoekjes rauw - Geert Wilders
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Op zondag 18 september 2005 11:40 schreef MrX1982 het volgende:
Een belangrijke dag voor onze ooster buren.

Dat ze maar wijs mogen stemmen
Komt NOVA op zondagavond?
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Op zondag 18 september 2005 11:42 schreef Sidekick het volgende:
Sinds wanneer ben jij een aanhanger van Schroder, MrX?

Ha, haha. Ha.

The ruling Social Democrats (SPD) have made gains on the opposition Christian Democrats (CDU), while Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder appears more popular than rival Angela Merkel. Pollsters say 20-30% of the electorate remain undecided.
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Marx1982. .
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Op zondag 18 september 2005 11:43 schreef Johan_de_With het volgende:
Marx1982. .
heb je je een beetje gedragen vannacht?
Verdonk: we moet weer lachen om ons loonstrookje :')
Verdonk: niet links, ik ben niet rechts, maar recht door zee
journalist: niet scheel?
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Op zondag 18 september 2005 11:42 schreef Sidekick het volgende:
Sinds wanneer ben jij een aanhanger van Schroder, MrX?

Ha, haha. Ha.
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