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Ik kom er te weinig tegenwoordig maar heb even snel rondgekeken op Deja om te kijken hoeveel van m'n posts ik nog terug kon vinden (teveel nicks en reply-to adressen gebruikt
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) maar dat godvergeten Google vindt niet alles meer terug verdomme.
Heerlijk om af en toe in een flamewar te zitten tussen twee verschillende groepen waarbij iemand anders er opeens een derde groep bij betrekt en de meest inventieve scheldkannonades je om de oren vliegen.
Van simpel sarcasme:
quote:
Dear Sir, Madam, Being of unspecified sex,
You may want to have your computer checked out by a qualified
repairperson. It seems that somewhere you may have contracted the rare
"german humour" virus. The effect, while not damaging to any files on
the infected computer, does lead to damaged reputations and feelings
as it will take any sent message and try to change it into something
witty. The bad part is that it never is and, indeed, may become
utterly boring, sometimes even downright insulting.
When it screws up a usenet post it may become even worse as the total
continuity of threads posted to may become unreadable because of
misquoted passages (this is why it's also sometimes referred to as the
"revisionism" virus)
I suggest, if a qualified repairperson can not be contracted, that you
cleanse the infected computer with bleach and boiling water. The
purification may also be done by placing it in a tub filled with
kerosene then setting fire to it.
Good luck and I hope to see many more constructive posts by you in the
future!
Sincerely,
Trence
Via het standaard flameform (in één van de honderden verschillende versies):
quote:
!--begin flame form--!
Dear :
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[x] Hacker Wannabe
[ ] Fed
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
[ ] Dork
[ ] indy.netter
[ ] ix.netcom.com er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Freak
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[x] You requested information on Cheating
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You flamed without using this form
[ ] other:
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[x] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
[x] Learn to play without cheating
[ ] other
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Follow directions b****
[ ] All of the above
[ ] other:
En niet te vergeten de ingekorte sigfiles van slechts 950 regels
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Ah, good times... geen regels tot je écht iemand zwaar over de zeik helpt en je óf een brief van je provider krijgt óf erachter komt dat je toch nog een poort open had laten staan.
Nederlandstalige groepen kwam ik eigenlijk nooit trouwens, die komen altijd zo, ehm, kneuzerig over
Op woensdag 24 sept. 2008 schreef Danny het volgende:Dagonet doet onaardig tegen iedereen. Je bent dus helemaal niet zo bijzonder als je denkt...
Mijn grootste bijdrage aan de FP.