Top 2000 editie 2019 #186 K-k-k-kan het!

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:41 schreef RensAjacied het volgende:
Douwe Bob doet deze man al jarenlang na zonder succes

Da's een brevet van onvermogen.

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef alopio het volgende:

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Wanneer stapt Bløf in een vliegtuig?

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef Strani het volgende:

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Ga maar even liggen anders.

Take a seat, please, take a seat.

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef DireStraits7 het volgende:

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Als ze weer op vakantie naar Spanje gaan.

Miljoenen bijbedoelingen

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef Strani het volgende:

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Ga maar even liggen anders.

Lig al languit op t bankje. Vanavond heerlijk uiteten geweest en darten gekeken dus ik ben een tevreden mens.

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:41 schreef DireStraits7 het volgende:
Annie's song op de op een na hoogste plek ooit

2e?

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef Kopiko het volgende:

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Da's een brevet van onvermogen.

Zeg dat, zo moeilijk is het niet.

Bekijk deze YouTube-video

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef RensAjacied het volgende:

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Lig al languit op t bankje. Vanavond heerlijk uiteten geweest en darten gekeken dus ik ben een tevreden mens.

Wat heb je gegeten?

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef houdjemond het volgende:

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Fan?

2 stemplaten achter elkaar genot

WEIRD AL GENOT

A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Buiten adem-genot.

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

American Pie

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef alopio het volgende:

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Wanneer stapt Bløf in een vliegtuig?

Ze zitten al wel in vliegtuigstoelen

STEMPLAAAAAAAT

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:41 schreef RensAjacied het volgende:
Douwe Bob doet deze man al jarenlang na zonder succes

Daar was ik net toevallig

Leo helemaal buiten adem

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:42 schreef RensAjacied het volgende:

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Lig al languit op t bankje. Vanavond heerlijk uiteten geweest en darten gekeken dus ik ben een tevreden mens.

Goed om te horen

Deo Lon GodBlok

En dan nu weer een nummer over een vliegtuigcrash. Timing hoor

Ik zou ook prima kunnen leven met de korte versie van dit nummer.

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Op maandag 30 december 2019 00:41 schreef n00biedoobiedoo het volgende:

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Die ene van Wow!

Daar was ik vroeger fan van