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Eating food from McDonald’s is mathematically impossible.
Because before you can eat it, you have to order it.
And before you can order it, you have to decide what you want.
And before you can decide what you want, you have to read the menu.
And before you can read the menu, you have to be in front of the menu.
And before you can be in front of the menu, you have to wait in line.
And before you can wait in line, you have to drive to the restaurant.
And before you can drive to the restaurant, you have to get in your car.
And before you can get in your car, you have to put clothes on.
And before you can put clothes on, you have to get out of bed.
And before you can get out of bed, you have to stop being so depressed.
And before you can stop being so depressed, you have to understand what depression is.
And before you can understand what depression is, you have to think clearly.
And before you can think clearly, you have to turn off the TV.
And before you can turn off the TV, you have to free your hands.
And before you can free your hands, you have to stop masturbating.
And before you can stop masturbating, you have to get off.
And before you can get off, you have to imagine someone you really like with his pants off, encouraging you to explore his enlarged genitalia.
And before you can imagine someone you really like with his pants off encouraging you to explore his enlarged genitalia, you have to imagine that person stroking your neck.
And before you can imagine that person stroking your neck, you have to imagine that person walking up to you looking determined.
And before you can imagine that person walking up to you looking determined, you have to choose who that person is.
And before you can choose who that person is, you have to like someone.
And before you can like someone, you have to interact with someone.
And before you can interact with someone, you have to introduce yourself.
And before you can introduce yourself, you have to be in a social situation.
And before you can be in a social situation, you have to be invited to something somehow.
And before you can be invited to something somehow, you have to receive a telephone call from a friend.
And before you can receive a telephone call from a friend, you have to make a reputation for yourself as being sort of fun.
And before you can make a reputation for yourself as being sort of fun, you have to be noticeably fun on several different occasions.
And before you can be noticeably fun on several different occasions, you have to be fun once in the presence of two or more people.
And before you can be fun once in the presence of two or more people, you have to be drunk.
And before you can be drunk, you have to buy alcohol.
And before you can buy alcohol, you have to want your psychological state to be altered.
And before you can want your psychological state to be altered, you have to recognize that your current psychological state is unsatisfactory.
And before you can recognize that your current psychological state is unsatisfactory, you have to grow tired of your lifestyle.
And before you can grow tired of your lifestyle, you have to repeat the same patterns over and over endlessly.
And before you can repeat the same patterns over and over endlessly, you have to lose a lot of your creativity.
And before you can lose a lot of your creativity, you have to stop reading books.
And before you can stop reading books, you have to think that you would benefit from reading less frequently.
And before you can think that you would benefit from reading less frequently, you have to be discouraged by the written word.
And before you can be discouraged by the written word, you have to read something that reinforces your insecurities.
And before you can read something that reinforces your insecurities, you have to have insecurities.
And before you can have insecurities, you have to be awake for part of the day.
And before you can be awake for part of the day, you have to feel motivation to wake up.
And before you can feel motivation to wake up, you have to dream of perfectly synchronized conversations with people you desire to talk to.
And before you can dream of perfectly synchronized conversations with people you desire to talk to, you have to have a general idea of what a perfectly synchronized conversation is.
And before you can have a general idea of what a perfectly synchronized conversation is, you have to watch a lot of movies in which people successfully talk to each other.
And before you can watch a lot of movies in which people successfully talk to each other, you have to have an interest in other people.
And before you can have an interest in other people, you have to have some way of benefiting from other people.
And before you can have some way of benefiting from other people, you have to have goals.
And before you can have goals, you have to want power.
And before you can want power, you have to feel greed.
And before you can feel greed, you have to feel more deserving than others.
And before you can feel more deserving than others, you have to feel a general disgust with the human population.
And before you can feel a general disgust with the human population, you have to be emotionally wounded.
And before you can be emotionally wounded, you have to be treated badly by someone you think you care about while in a naive, vulnerable state.
And before you can be treated badly by someone you think you care about while in a naive, vulnerable state, you have to feel inferior to that person.
And before you can feel inferior to that person, you have to watch him laughing and walking towards his drum kit with his shirt off and the sun all over him.
And before you can watch him laughing and walking towards his drum kit with his shirt off and the sun all over him, you have to go to one of his outdoor shows.
And before you can go to one of his outdoor shows, you have to pretend to know something about music.
And before you can pretend to know something about music, you have to feel embarrassed about your real interests.
And before you can feel embarrassed about your real interests, you have to realize that your interests are different from other people’s interests.
And before you can realize that your interests are different from other people’s interests, you have to be regularly misunderstood.
And before you can be regularly misunderstood, you have to be almost completely socially debilitated.
And before you can be almost completely socially debilitated, you have to be an outcast.
And before you can be an outcast, you have to be rejected by your entire group of friends.
And before you can be rejected by your entire group of friends, you have to be suffocatingly loyal to your friends.
And before you can be suffocatingly loyal to your friends, you have to be afraid of loss.
And before you can be afraid of loss, you have to lose something of value.
And before you can lose something of value, you have to realize that that thing will never change.
And before you can realize that that thing will never change, you have to have the same conversation with your grandmother forty or fifty times.
And before you can have the same conversation with your grandmother forty or fifty times, you have to have a desire to talk to her and form a meaningful relationship.
And before you can have a desire to talk to her and form a meaningful relationship, you have to love her.
And before you can love her, you have to notice the great tolerance she has for you.
And before you can notice the great tolerance she has for you, you have to break one of her favorite china teacups that her mother gave her and forget to apologize.
And before you can break one of her favorite china teacups that her mother gave her and forget to apologize, you have to insist on using the teacups for your imaginary tea party. And before you can insist on using the teacups for your imaginary tea party, you have to cultivate your imagination.
And before you can cultivate your imagination, you have to spend a lot of time alone.
And before you can spend a lot of time alone, you have to find ways to sneak away from your siblings.
And before you can find ways to sneak away from your siblings, you have to have siblings.
And before you can have siblings, you have to underwhelm your parents.
And before you can underwhelm your parents, you have to be quiet, polite and unnoticeable.
And before you can be quiet, polite and unnoticeable, you have to understand that it is possible to disappoint your parents.
And before you can understand that it is possible to disappoint your parents, you have to be harshly reprimanded.
And before you can be harshly reprimanded, you have to sing loudly at an inappropriate moment.
And before you can sing loudly at an inappropriate moment, you have to be happy.
And before you can be happy, you have to be able to recognize happiness.
And before you can be able to recognize happiness, you have to know distress.
And before you can know distress, you have to be watched by an insufficient babysitter for one week.
And before you can be watched by an insufficient babysitter for one week, you have to vomit on the other, more pleasant babysitter.
And before you can vomit on the other, more pleasant babysitter, you have to be sick.
And before you can be sick, you have to eat something you’re allergic to.
And before you can eat something you’re allergic to, you have to have allergies.
And before you can have allergies, you have to be born.
And before you can be born, you have to be conceived.
And before you can be conceived, your parents have to copulate.
And before your parents can copulate, they have to be attracted to one another.
And before they can be attracted to one another, they have to have common interests.
And before they can have common interests, they have to talk to each other.
And before they can talk to each other, they have to meet.
And before they can meet, they have to have in-school suspension on the same day.
And before they can have in-school suspension on the same day, they have to get caught sneaking off campus separately.
And before they can get caught sneaking off campus separately, they have to think of somewhere to go.
And before they can think of somewhere to go, they have to be familiar with McDonald’s.
And before they can be familiar with McDonald’s, they have to eat food from McDonald’s.
And eating food from McDonald’s is mathematically impossible.
Because before you can eat it, you have to order it.
And before you can order it, you have to decide what you want.
And before you can decide what you want, you have to read the menu.
And before you can read the menu, you have to be in front of the menu.
And before you can be in front of the menu, you have to wait in line.
And before you can wait in line, you have to drive to the restaurant.
And before you can drive to the restaurant, you have to get in your car.
And before you can get in your car, you have to put clothes on.
And before you can put clothes on, you have to get out of bed.
And before you can get out of bed, you have to stop being so depressed.
And before you can stop being so depressed, you have to understand what depression is.
And before you can understand what depression is, you have to think clearly.
And before you can think clearly, you have to turn off the TV.
And before you can turn off the TV, you have to free your hands.
And before you can free your hands, you have to stop masturbating.
And before you can stop masturbating, you have to get off.
And before you can get off, you have to imagine someone you really like with his pants off, encouraging you to explore his enlarged genitalia.
And before you can imagine someone you really like with his pants off encouraging you to explore his enlarged genitalia, you have to imagine that person stroking your neck.
And before you can imagine that person stroking your neck, you have to imagine that person walking up to you looking determined.
And before you can imagine that person walking up to you looking determined, you have to choose who that person is.
And before you can choose who that person is, you have to like someone.
And before you can like someone, you have to interact with someone.
And before you can interact with someone, you have to introduce yourself.
And before you can introduce yourself, you have to be in a social situation.
And before you can be in a social situation, you have to be invited to something somehow.
And before you can be invited to something somehow, you have to receive a telephone call from a friend.
And before you can receive a telephone call from a friend, you have to make a reputation for yourself as being sort of fun.
And before you can make a reputation for yourself as being sort of fun, you have to be noticeably fun on several different occasions.
And before you can be noticeably fun on several different occasions, you have to be fun once in the presence of two or more people.
And before you can be fun once in the presence of two or more people, you have to be drunk.
And before you can be drunk, you have to buy alcohol.
And before you can buy alcohol, you have to want your psychological state to be altered.
And before you can want your psychological state to be altered, you have to recognize that your current psychological state is unsatisfactory.
And before you can recognize that your current psychological state is unsatisfactory, you have to grow tired of your lifestyle.
And before you can grow tired of your lifestyle, you have to repeat the same patterns over and over endlessly.
And before you can repeat the same patterns over and over endlessly, you have to lose a lot of your creativity.
And before you can lose a lot of your creativity, you have to stop reading books.
And before you can stop reading books, you have to think that you would benefit from reading less frequently.
And before you can think that you would benefit from reading less frequently, you have to be discouraged by the written word.
And before you can be discouraged by the written word, you have to read something that reinforces your insecurities.
And before you can read something that reinforces your insecurities, you have to have insecurities.
And before you can have insecurities, you have to be awake for part of the day.
And before you can be awake for part of the day, you have to feel motivation to wake up.
And before you can feel motivation to wake up, you have to dream of perfectly synchronized conversations with people you desire to talk to.
And before you can dream of perfectly synchronized conversations with people you desire to talk to, you have to have a general idea of what a perfectly synchronized conversation is.
And before you can have a general idea of what a perfectly synchronized conversation is, you have to watch a lot of movies in which people successfully talk to each other.
And before you can watch a lot of movies in which people successfully talk to each other, you have to have an interest in other people.
And before you can have an interest in other people, you have to have some way of benefiting from other people.
And before you can have some way of benefiting from other people, you have to have goals.
And before you can have goals, you have to want power.
And before you can want power, you have to feel greed.
And before you can feel greed, you have to feel more deserving than others.
And before you can feel more deserving than others, you have to feel a general disgust with the human population.
And before you can feel a general disgust with the human population, you have to be emotionally wounded.
And before you can be emotionally wounded, you have to be treated badly by someone you think you care about while in a naive, vulnerable state.
And before you can be treated badly by someone you think you care about while in a naive, vulnerable state, you have to feel inferior to that person.
And before you can feel inferior to that person, you have to watch him laughing and walking towards his drum kit with his shirt off and the sun all over him.
And before you can watch him laughing and walking towards his drum kit with his shirt off and the sun all over him, you have to go to one of his outdoor shows.
And before you can go to one of his outdoor shows, you have to pretend to know something about music.
And before you can pretend to know something about music, you have to feel embarrassed about your real interests.
And before you can feel embarrassed about your real interests, you have to realize that your interests are different from other people’s interests.
And before you can realize that your interests are different from other people’s interests, you have to be regularly misunderstood.
And before you can be regularly misunderstood, you have to be almost completely socially debilitated.
And before you can be almost completely socially debilitated, you have to be an outcast.
And before you can be an outcast, you have to be rejected by your entire group of friends.
And before you can be rejected by your entire group of friends, you have to be suffocatingly loyal to your friends.
And before you can be suffocatingly loyal to your friends, you have to be afraid of loss.
And before you can be afraid of loss, you have to lose something of value.
And before you can lose something of value, you have to realize that that thing will never change.
And before you can realize that that thing will never change, you have to have the same conversation with your grandmother forty or fifty times.
And before you can have the same conversation with your grandmother forty or fifty times, you have to have a desire to talk to her and form a meaningful relationship.
And before you can have a desire to talk to her and form a meaningful relationship, you have to love her.
And before you can love her, you have to notice the great tolerance she has for you.
And before you can notice the great tolerance she has for you, you have to break one of her favorite china teacups that her mother gave her and forget to apologize.
And before you can break one of her favorite china teacups that her mother gave her and forget to apologize, you have to insist on using the teacups for your imaginary tea party. And before you can insist on using the teacups for your imaginary tea party, you have to cultivate your imagination.
And before you can cultivate your imagination, you have to spend a lot of time alone.
And before you can spend a lot of time alone, you have to find ways to sneak away from your siblings.
And before you can find ways to sneak away from your siblings, you have to have siblings.
And before you can have siblings, you have to underwhelm your parents.
And before you can underwhelm your parents, you have to be quiet, polite and unnoticeable.
And before you can be quiet, polite and unnoticeable, you have to understand that it is possible to disappoint your parents.
And before you can understand that it is possible to disappoint your parents, you have to be harshly reprimanded.
And before you can be harshly reprimanded, you have to sing loudly at an inappropriate moment.
And before you can sing loudly at an inappropriate moment, you have to be happy.
And before you can be happy, you have to be able to recognize happiness.
And before you can be able to recognize happiness, you have to know distress.
And before you can know distress, you have to be watched by an insufficient babysitter for one week.
And before you can be watched by an insufficient babysitter for one week, you have to vomit on the other, more pleasant babysitter.
And before you can vomit on the other, more pleasant babysitter, you have to be sick.
And before you can be sick, you have to eat something you’re allergic to.
And before you can eat something you’re allergic to, you have to have allergies.
And before you can have allergies, you have to be born.
And before you can be born, you have to be conceived.
And before you can be conceived, your parents have to copulate.
And before your parents can copulate, they have to be attracted to one another.
And before they can be attracted to one another, they have to have common interests.
And before they can have common interests, they have to talk to each other.
And before they can talk to each other, they have to meet.
And before they can meet, they have to have in-school suspension on the same day.
And before they can have in-school suspension on the same day, they have to get caught sneaking off campus separately.
And before they can get caught sneaking off campus separately, they have to think of somewhere to go.
And before they can think of somewhere to go, they have to be familiar with McDonald’s.
And before they can be familiar with McDonald’s, they have to eat food from McDonald’s.
And eating food from McDonald’s is mathematically impossible.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Niet gelezenquote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 02:11 schreef Fok-it het volgende:
Eating food from McDonald’s is mathematically impossible.
Because before you can eat it, you have to order it.
And before you can order it, you have to decide what you want.
And before you can decide what you want, you have to read the menu.
And before you can read the menu, you have to be in front of the menu.
And before you can be in front of the menu, you have to wait in line.
And before you can wait in line, you have to drive to the restaurant.
And before you can drive to the restaurant, you have to get in your car.
And before you can get in your car, you have to put clothes on.
And before you can put clothes on, you have to get out of bed.
And before you can get out of bed, you have to stop being so depressed.
And before you can stop being so depressed, you have to understand what depression is.
And before you can understand what depression is, you have to think clearly.
And before you can think clearly, you have to turn off the TV.
And before you can turn off the TV, you have to free your hands.
And before you can free your hands, you have to stop masturbating.
And before you can stop masturbating, you have to get off.
And before you can get off, you have to imagine someone you really like with his pants off, encouraging you to explore his enlarged genitalia.
And before you can imagine someone you really like with his pants off encouraging you to explore his enlarged genitalia, you have to imagine that person stroking your neck.
And before you can imagine that person stroking your neck, you have to imagine that person walking up to you looking determined.
And before you can imagine that person walking up to you looking determined, you have to choose who that person is.
And before you can choose who that person is, you have to like someone.
And before you can like someone, you have to interact with someone.
And before you can interact with someone, you have to introduce yourself.
And before you can introduce yourself, you have to be in a social situation.
And before you can be in a social situation, you have to be invited to something somehow.
And before you can be invited to something somehow, you have to receive a telephone call from a friend.
And before you can receive a telephone call from a friend, you have to make a reputation for yourself as being sort of fun.
And before you can make a reputation for yourself as being sort of fun, you have to be noticeably fun on several different occasions.
And before you can be noticeably fun on several different occasions, you have to be fun once in the presence of two or more people.
And before you can be fun once in the presence of two or more people, you have to be drunk.
And before you can be drunk, you have to buy alcohol.
And before you can buy alcohol, you have to want your psychological state to be altered.
And before you can want your psychological state to be altered, you have to recognize that your current psychological state is unsatisfactory.
And before you can recognize that your current psychological state is unsatisfactory, you have to grow tired of your lifestyle.
And before you can grow tired of your lifestyle, you have to repeat the same patterns over and over endlessly.
And before you can repeat the same patterns over and over endlessly, you have to lose a lot of your creativity.
And before you can lose a lot of your creativity, you have to stop reading books.
And before you can stop reading books, you have to think that you would benefit from reading less frequently.
And before you can think that you would benefit from reading less frequently, you have to be discouraged by the written word.
And before you can be discouraged by the written word, you have to read something that reinforces your insecurities.
And before you can read something that reinforces your insecurities, you have to have insecurities.
And before you can have insecurities, you have to be awake for part of the day.
And before you can be awake for part of the day, you have to feel motivation to wake up.
And before you can feel motivation to wake up, you have to dream of perfectly synchronized conversations with people you desire to talk to.
And before you can dream of perfectly synchronized conversations with people you desire to talk to, you have to have a general idea of what a perfectly synchronized conversation is.
And before you can have a general idea of what a perfectly synchronized conversation is, you have to watch a lot of movies in which people successfully talk to each other.
And before you can watch a lot of movies in which people successfully talk to each other, you have to have an interest in other people.
And before you can have an interest in other people, you have to have some way of benefiting from other people.
And before you can have some way of benefiting from other people, you have to have goals.
And before you can have goals, you have to want power.
And before you can want power, you have to feel greed.
And before you can feel greed, you have to feel more deserving than others.
And before you can feel more deserving than others, you have to feel a general disgust with the human population.
And before you can feel a general disgust with the human population, you have to be emotionally wounded.
And before you can be emotionally wounded, you have to be treated badly by someone you think you care about while in a naive, vulnerable state.
And before you can be treated badly by someone you think you care about while in a naive, vulnerable state, you have to feel inferior to that person.
And before you can feel inferior to that person, you have to watch him laughing and walking towards his drum kit with his shirt off and the sun all over him.
And before you can watch him laughing and walking towards his drum kit with his shirt off and the sun all over him, you have to go to one of his outdoor shows.
And before you can go to one of his outdoor shows, you have to pretend to know something about music.
And before you can pretend to know something about music, you have to feel embarrassed about your real interests.
And before you can feel embarrassed about your real interests, you have to realize that your interests are different from other people’s interests.
And before you can realize that your interests are different from other people’s interests, you have to be regularly misunderstood.
And before you can be regularly misunderstood, you have to be almost completely socially debilitated.
And before you can be almost completely socially debilitated, you have to be an outcast.
And before you can be an outcast, you have to be rejected by your entire group of friends.
And before you can be rejected by your entire group of friends, you have to be suffocatingly loyal to your friends.
And before you can be suffocatingly loyal to your friends, you have to be afraid of loss.
And before you can be afraid of loss, you have to lose something of value.
And before you can lose something of value, you have to realize that that thing will never change.
And before you can realize that that thing will never change, you have to have the same conversation with your grandmother forty or fifty times.
And before you can have the same conversation with your grandmother forty or fifty times, you have to have a desire to talk to her and form a meaningful relationship.
And before you can have a desire to talk to her and form a meaningful relationship, you have to love her.
And before you can love her, you have to notice the great tolerance she has for you.
And before you can notice the great tolerance she has for you, you have to break one of her favorite china teacups that her mother gave her and forget to apologize.
And before you can break one of her favorite china teacups that her mother gave her and forget to apologize, you have to insist on using the teacups for your imaginary tea party. And before you can insist on using the teacups for your imaginary tea party, you have to cultivate your imagination.
And before you can cultivate your imagination, you have to spend a lot of time alone.
And before you can spend a lot of time alone, you have to find ways to sneak away from your siblings.
And before you can find ways to sneak away from your siblings, you have to have siblings.
And before you can have siblings, you have to underwhelm your parents.
And before you can underwhelm your parents, you have to be quiet, polite and unnoticeable.
And before you can be quiet, polite and unnoticeable, you have to understand that it is possible to disappoint your parents.
And before you can understand that it is possible to disappoint your parents, you have to be harshly reprimanded.
And before you can be harshly reprimanded, you have to sing loudly at an inappropriate moment.
And before you can sing loudly at an inappropriate moment, you have to be happy.
And before you can be happy, you have to be able to recognize happiness.
And before you can be able to recognize happiness, you have to know distress.
And before you can know distress, you have to be watched by an insufficient babysitter for one week.
And before you can be watched by an insufficient babysitter for one week, you have to vomit on the other, more pleasant babysitter.
And before you can vomit on the other, more pleasant babysitter, you have to be sick.
And before you can be sick, you have to eat something you’re allergic to.
And before you can eat something you’re allergic to, you have to have allergies.
And before you can have allergies, you have to be born.
And before you can be born, you have to be conceived.
And before you can be conceived, your parents have to copulate.
And before your parents can copulate, they have to be attracted to one another.
And before they can be attracted to one another, they have to have common interests.
And before they can have common interests, they have to talk to each other.
And before they can talk to each other, they have to meet.
And before they can meet, they have to have in-school suspension on the same day.
And before they can have in-school suspension on the same day, they have to get caught sneaking off campus separately.
And before they can get caught sneaking off campus separately, they have to think of somewhere to go.
And before they can think of somewhere to go, they have to be familiar with McDonald’s.
And before they can be familiar with McDonald’s, they have to eat food from McDonald’s.
And eating food from McDonald’s is mathematically impossible.
Dat valt me tegen van je.quote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Hoe gaat het met het hardlopen?quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 02:12 schreef JR-Style-93 het volgende:
Eten bij de McDonald's is vooral lichamelijk onmogelijk omdat het enorm gore troep is.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Ging goed tot ik van de week ineens koorts kreeg dus het niet zo verstandig was om te lopenquote:
terwijl ik dat wel wil gvd.
Oh.
Verslaafd eraan geraakt?quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 02:17 schreef JR-Style-93 het volgende:
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Ging goed tot ik van de week ineens koorts kreeg dus het niet zo verstandig was om te lopen
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Is wel de bedoeling. Heb m'n sportschool abo nog.quote:
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Oh hmm, lastig. Als ze het vinden zou je eventueel wel kunnen beginnen, je bent nog geen 50 dus opzich tijd zat om fit te worden
Nooit last van gehad.quote:
Als sport eenmaal in je ritme zit dan is het ook lastig om te skippen
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
wowquote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Betaal je nog maandelijks? Je kan vaak met doktersbrief onder je contract uit he, scheelt toch weer maandelijks.quote:
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Is wel de bedoeling. Heb m'n sportschool abo nog.
Welke sport?quote:
Emma Stone is wel een leukerd
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Bietje in de sportschool hangen. Ik vind het altijd fijn als ik geweest ben. Maar met skippen heb ik echt geen problemenquote:
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Betaal je nog maandelijks? Je kan vaak met doktersbrief onder je contract uit he, scheelt toch weer maandelijks.
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Welke sport?
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Ik heb nooit celebcrushes, genoeg leuke vrouwen in het wild 
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Alleen Rachel Riley, maar die is ook buitenaards
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. Alleen Rachel Riley, maar die is ook buitenaards
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A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Niet zo fanatiek danquote:
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Bietje in de sportschool hangen. Ik vind het altijd fijn als ik geweest ben. Maar met skippen heb ik echt geen problemen
Hmm, neequote:
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Zou je haar met deze outfit ook raken?
Maar in deze wel
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Ik niet, zou er bang van worden.quote:
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Zou je haar met deze outfit ook raken?
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Klinkt porno achtigquote:
Ik heb nooit celebcrushes, genoeg leuke vrouwen in het wild
Alleen Rachel Riley, maar die is ook buitenaards
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Juist opwindend toch.quote:
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Ik niet, zou er bang van worden.
Oh.
Ik ben niet zo'n fan van haar.quote:
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Hmm, nee
[ afbeelding ]
Maar in deze wel
Natuurlijk wel knap en zou haar ook wel doen, maar raak er niet wild van.
Oh.
Emma Stone zal wel gerustgesteld zijn dat ik toch zeg dat ik haar zou willen doen.
Anders doet ze geen oog dicht vannacht.
Anders doet ze geen oog dicht vannacht.
Oh.
quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 02:29 schreef JR-Style-93 het volgende:
Emma Stone zal wel gerustgesteld zijn dat ik toch zeg dat ik haar zou willen doen.
Anders doet ze geen oog dicht vannacht.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Redheads hebben wel streepje voorquote:
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Ik ben niet zo'n fan van haar.
Natuurlijk wel knap en zou haar ook wel doen, maar raak er niet wild van.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Heb een jaarabo.quote:
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Betaal je nog maandelijks? Je kan vaak met doktersbrief onder je contract uit he, scheelt toch weer maandelijks.
Vrouwelijke he.quote:
Mannelijke hebben geen ziel
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Sterf.quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 02:36 schreef Fok-it het volgende:
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Vrouwelijke he.
Mannelijke hebben geen ziel
Oh hmm, ja het is niet heel duur maar bij ons geldt de regel dat je bij ziekte geld terug krijgt/ niet doorbetaald. Is niet veel maar kan wel iets schelen.quote:
Zal t eens checkenquote:
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Oh hmm, ja het is niet heel duur maar bij ons geldt de regel dat je bij ziekte geld terug krijgt/ niet doorbetaald. Is niet veel maar kan wel iets schelen.
Slechts 1 op de 10 mannen met rood haar zijn aantrekkelijk en 9 op de 10 vrouwen met rood haar zijn aantrekkelijk, de natuur is wreed.
Was dat maar waarquote:
Slechts 1 op de 10 mannen met rood haar zijn aantrekkelijk en 9 op de 10 vrouwen met rood haar zijn aantrekkelijk, de natuur is wreed.
Hm kan mij niet bekoren in welke kleur dan ook om heel eerlijk te zijnquote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Mwah, 9 is overdreven. Vaak is het een uiterste, ze zijn of enorm cute of heel lelijk. Het lijkt wel of er geen gemiddelde red head bestaatquote:
Slechts 1 op de 10 mannen met rood haar zijn aantrekkelijk en 9 op de 10 vrouwen met rood haar zijn aantrekkelijk, de natuur is wreed.
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A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Ja dan sowieso even checken, hebben die regeling ook geloof ik. Drukt ook weer een beetje op de lasten.quote:
Niet echt, vind het echt helemaal niks, terwijl ik haar wel extreem doable vindquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Jr houdt wel van een dominatrix in een latexpakje
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Foto's kan ik sowieso weinig mee, ze is extreem knap op die foto, maar als ze IRL een jankbek heeft de hele tijd is ze toch niet leuk .
Daarom kan ik weinig met celebs, natuurlijk zien ze er goed uit op TV etc, maar hoe ziet ze eruit in de ochtend?.
. Daarom kan ik weinig met celebs, natuurlijk zien ze er goed uit op TV etc, maar hoe ziet ze eruit in de ochtend?
.
A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Daarom pleegde ik vroeger mijn eerste fapjes op Totally Spiesquote:
Jr houdt wel van een dominatrix in een latexpakje
Oh.
Haar fotos zonder make-up zien er over het algemeen meer dan prima uit. Zo kan je wel een redelijk oordeel vellenquote:
Foto's kan ik sowieso weinig mee, ze is extreem knap op die foto, maar als ze IRL een jankbek heeft de hele tijd is ze toch niet leuk
Daarom kan ik weinig met celebs, natuurlijk zien ze er goed uit op TV etc, maar hoe ziet ze eruit in de ochtend?
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Of hoe ziet ze eruit nadat ze een nacht aan de schijterij is geweest?quote:
Foto's kan ik sowieso weinig mee, ze is extreem knap op die foto, maar als ze IRL een jankbek heeft de hele tijd is ze toch niet leuk
Daarom kan ik weinig met celebs, natuurlijk zien ze er goed uit op TV etc, maar hoe ziet ze eruit in de ochtend?
Oh.
Oh ze zal ook wel knap zijn, maar lacht ze ook lief en oprecht, of is het 1 fake zooitje?quote:
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Haar fotos zonder make-up zien er over het algemeen meer dan prima uit. Zo kan je wel een redelijk oordeel vellen
. Nee, doe mij maar "echte" vrouwen, vaak net zo knap, maar niet totaal onbereikbaar
.
A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Nou ja, zullen genoeg celebs zijn die ook best echt kunnen zijn natuurlijkquote:
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Oh ze zal ook wel knap zijn, maar lacht ze ook lief en oprecht, of is het 1 fake zooitje?
Nee, doe mij maar "echte" vrouwen, vaak net zo knap, maar niet totaal onbereikbaar
Maar onbereikbaar dat is een understatement ja
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Vrouwen in het echt zijn vaak net zo onbereikbaar hoor.quote:
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Oh ze zal ook wel knap zijn, maar lacht ze ook lief en oprecht, of is het 1 fake zooitje?
Nee, doe mij maar "echte" vrouwen, vaak net zo knap, maar niet totaal onbereikbaar
Oh.
Tuurlijk, maar je bent sowieso altijd nummer 1038472947 in de rij, hoe "obscuur" een celeb ook isquote:
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Nou ja, zullen genoeg celebs zijn die ook best echt kunnen zijn natuurlijk
. Het wil niet zeggen dat ik niet naar mooie celebs kijk, dat is onzin natuurlijk, maar ik heb er nooit een obsessie mee gehad.
Nou ja, tot mijn laatste voorbeeld dan
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A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Oh maar een crush is ook geen obsessie toch?quote:
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Tuurlijk, maar je bent sowieso altijd nummer 1038472947 in de rij, hoe "obscuur" een celeb ook is
Het wil niet zeggen dat ik niet naar mooie celebs kijk, dat is onzin natuurlijk, maar ik heb er nooit een obsessie mee gehad.
Nou ja, tot mijn laatste voorbeeld dan
Tenminste, zolang je ze niet gaat stalken 
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Neuh, uiteraard kan ik niet elke vrouw moeiteloos het bed in lullen, dat beweer ik niet. Maar ik kan iig een poging wagen omdat ze in dezelfde kroeg staat. Dat gaan me bij Rachel Riley nooit gebeurenquote:
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Vrouwen in het echt zijn vaak net zo onbereikbaar hoor.
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A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
True, er is ook niets mis mee, ik veroordeel niet, ik vertel mijn versiequote:
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Oh maar een crush is ook geen obsessie toch?
.
A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Ik was vroeger als klein jochie wel echt verliefd op Lindsay Lohanquote:
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True, er is ook niets mis mee, ik veroordeel niet, ik vertel mijn versie
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Je gaat geen poging wagen als ze in de kroeg staat?quote:
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Dat gaan me bij Rachel Riley nooit gebeuren
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Nou ja, ze is getrouwd (de bitchquote:
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Je gaat geen poging wagen als ze in de kroeg staat?
). Maar je hebt een punt, ik zou iig wel even een praatje proberen aan te gaan.
A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Allemaal kuthoereeequote:
En met deze subtiele bewoording ga ik er maar eens een eind aan breien.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Was ze maar een.... nee, dat wil ik ook weer nietquote:
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Allemaal kuthoereee
En met deze subtiele bewoording ga ik er maar eens een eind aan breien.
.
A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Slaap zacht !quote:
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Allemaal kuthoereee
En met deze subtiele bewoording ga ik er maar eens een eind aan breien.
Don't be quick to jump to conclusions....................
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
Bah walgelijkquote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 02:36 schreef UitStraling het volgende:
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Ik heb veel redheads in de familie, bijna alle vrouwen nu ik erover nadenk.
Er stonden er laatst 40.000 in Tilburg.quote:
Don't be quick to jump to conclusions....................
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
Zo
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
De Fok!Back-up is ook weer klaar.
Don't be quick to jump to conclusions....................
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
Tikfoutje, sorryquote:
De Fok!Back-up is ook weer klaar.
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A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
Get woke, go broke!
Duurt echt langquote:
De Fok!Back-up is ook weer klaar.
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Zelfs zonder dts
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Oh, zou best kunnen, Nederlands is niet mijn beste gebied.quote:
Don't be quick to jump to conclusions....................
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
it's a total eclipse of the heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
Ja paar pentabyte aan posts extraquote:
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met dts was het vaak wel echt lang lol
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
FOK! js saai zo laat 
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Yup truste maatquote:
Ja is niet veel aan idd, zo dood
Ik ga slapen
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Qua eten? Ja, bijv. Wraps maken.. met wat je er lekker op vind en dan rollen en snijden.. (zalm met roomkaas of carpaccio met truffelmayo).. of wat fruit snijden en mixen.. of sandwiches maken. Of olijven.. of worstjes.. drinken ook niet vergeten! Heb je hier wat aan?quote:
@:borrelnootje00 hoi
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Hmm, dat van dat fruit is misschien wel een goed idee. Ik heb er nou niet enorm tijd voorquote:
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Qua eten? Ja, bijv. Wraps maken.. met wat je er lekker op vind en dan rollen en snijden.. (zalm met roomkaas of carpaccio met truffelmayo).. of wat fruit snijden en mixen.. of sandwiches maken. Of olijven.. of worstjes.. drinken ook niet vergeten! Heb je hier wat aan?
GA je nou alsnog picknicken met die chick?quote:
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Hmm, dat van dat fruit is misschien wel een goed idee. Ik heb er nou niet enorm tijd voor
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Jups.quote:
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GA je nou alsnog picknicken met die chick?
Sowww, leuk hoor. Je kan ook voorgesneden bakjes kopen maar is wel minder lekker.quote:
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Toi toi toi!quote:
Als dit niet haar hart alsnog veroverd, dan kan ik in ieder geval vragen wat er mist en ze zal me nooit vergeten. Het klikt namelijk wel gewoon goed.
Dat is nu nog niet aan de orde toch? Gewoon gezellig picknicken en kijken hoe het gast, beetje flirten enzo 😎👏quote:
Als dit niet haar hart alsnog veroverd, dan kan ik in ieder geval vragen wat er mist en ze zal me nooit vergeten. Het klikt namelijk wel gewoon goed.
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
En anders kan je altijd haar even swaffelen als uiterste verleidingquote:
Als dit niet haar hart alsnog veroverd, dan kan ik in ieder geval vragen wat er mist en ze zal me nooit vergeten. Het klikt namelijk wel gewoon goed.
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Beetje naïef wel, naatje, maar veel plezier.quote:
Als dit niet haar hart alsnog veroverd, dan kan ik in ieder geval vragen wat er mist en ze zal me nooit vergeten. Het klikt namelijk wel gewoon goed.
Zelfde meisje dus. Naatje laat vragen wat ze mist achterwege. Ze heeft al een keer duidelijk gemaakt dat er niet meer in zit dan vriendschap. Accepteer dat en maak er een leuke dag van
Dit is geen Disney film
Dit is geen Disney film
Flippieequote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 09:54 schreef Flippiee het volgende:
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Beetje naïef wel, naatje, maar veel plezier.
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
O is dat dat meisje die niks wou doen, maar nu toch? Vergeet wat ik zei dan 🤔
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Waarom ben ik zo vroeg wakker
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Dit is niet vroegquote:
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
We hebben nog niet de kans gehad om één op één met elkaar te praten, daar neem ik nu dan ook de gelegenheid voor. Het is geen Disney film maar ik kan wel mijn best doen om er romantiek in te leggen.quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 09:56 schreef Mortaxx het volgende:
Zelfde meisje dus. Naatje laat vragen wat ze mist achterwege. Ze heeft al een keer duidelijk gemaakt dat er niet meer in zit dan vriendschap. Accepteer dat en maak er een leuke dag van
Dit is geen Disney film
Ik denk wel als een vrouw meerdere malen aangeeft dat het alleen vriendschap is, dan zit er gewoon niet meer in.
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Ja, maar dat is niet meermaals aangegeven. Ik denk dat je iemand anders in gedachten hebtquote:
Ik denk wel als een vrouw meerdere malen aangeeft dat het alleen vriendschap is, dan zit er gewoon niet meer in.
Toch is dat niet altijd zo.quote:
Ik denk wel als een vrouw meerdere malen aangeeft dat het alleen vriendschap is, dan zit er gewoon niet meer in.
De vonk kan zeker ook later nog overspringen
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
Ja wel goed, best wel een kater. Maar dat komt helemaal goed.quote:
En hoe is het met jou?
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Ook een katerquote:
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Ja wel goed, best wel een kater. Maar dat komt helemaal goed.
En hoe is het met jou?
Zo voetbal training
Oei, succes dan maar. En veel plezier!quote:
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
quote:
Ik haatte voetbaltraining in de ochtend. Maar nu mis ik het wel.Jep deze Girl dolt jullie allemaal
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
12 uur pas hoorquote:
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Jep deze Girl dolt jullie allemaal
quote:
Klein hoofdpijntje nog verder gaat het
gewoon aanbieden keeper te spelen Welke positie speel je?
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
quote:
als je zolderkamerautist bent is alles al snel lekker.Voor fok begrippen ben ik hot
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
Pics ter bewijsvoering?quote:
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Voor fok begrippen ben ik hot
Ik speel linkshalf dus veel rennen helaasquote:
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Welke positie speel je?
Maar toch training dus kan af en toe mannetje laten lopen he
quote:
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Ik speel linkshalf dus veel rennen helaas
Maar toch training dus kan af en toe mannetje laten lopen he
middelveldersIk was of linksback of rechtsback of voorstopper en reservekeeper
In de praktijk keepte ik 50% van alle wedstrijden.
1,80m pure schoonheid. Beter fantaseren joh
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
Leuk leukquote:
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Hey, je krijgt over paar maanden weer post
Your beauty never ever scared me.
1,80 prima lengtequote:
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Ik was of linksback of rechtsback of voorstopper en reservekeeper
In de praktijk keepte ik 50% van alle wedstrijden.
1,80m pure schoonheid. Beter fantaseren joh
Hey Prisquote:
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Toch is dat niet altijd zo.
De vonk kan zeker ook later nog overspringen
Hey amaquote:
Wat gaat iedereen doen vandaag?
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Hey dud.quote:
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Hey Pris
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Hey ama
Wat gaat iedereen doen vandaag?
Zo min mogelijk want neusoperatie dus mag niks
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
Het is toch te warm om wat te gaan doenquote:
[..]
Hey dud.
Zo min mogelijk want neusoperatie dus mag niks
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Ja mag ik ook niet in de zon dus maar beetje thuis gamenquote:
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Het is toch te warm om wat te gaan doen
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
Wat is er met je neusquote:
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Hey dud.
Zo min mogelijk want neusoperatie dus mag niks
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Tussenschot rechtgezet en neusschelpen verkleindquote:
Ik moest de groeten doen van Kapitein Ortega.
Was dat een tussenschotjequote:
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Tussenschot rechtgezet en neusschelpen verkleind
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Uitschot zonder neusschot
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Dat is dat stukje wat je normaal gesproken hebt als je niet snuiftquote:
Welke game ga je doen?quote:
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Ja mag ik ook niet in de zon dus maar beetje thuis gamen
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Lol ben je 12 ofzoquote:
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Jammer, vond die grote neusschelpen wel wat hebbenquote:
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Tussenschot rechtgezet en neusschelpen verkleind
Truequote:
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Toch is dat niet altijd zo.
De vonk kan zeker ook later nog overspringen
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Koeken en perenquote:
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Wat speel je dan kapitein?quote:
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Ja mag ik ook niet in de zon dus maar beetje thuis gamen
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Sterkte priz met je herstel, veel voorspoed toegewenst
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Ohquote:
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Ja wellicht 😜quote:
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Ja, maar dat is niet meermaals aangegeven. Ik denk dat je iemand anders in gedachten hebt
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Ik prijs naatje wel om zijn doorzettingsvermogen. Al wordt het na de picknick wel creepy als hij door blijft pushen. Dus use your croissant wisely today naat
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Gaat awkward worden, volgens mij heeft hij niet echt helemaal goed door dat ze zijn piemel niet in zich wenst.quote:
Ik prijs naatje wel om zijn doorzettingsvermogen. Al wordt het na de picknick wel creepy als hij door blijft pushen. Dus use your croissant wisely today naat
Snapt hij nooit denk ik.quote:
Gaat awkward worden, volgens mij heeft hij niet echt helemaal goed door dat ze zijn piemel niet in zich wenst.
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Ja, dit kan wel wat subtielerquote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Nee, totaal niet. Al was Guus Meeuwis wel grappig om te zien. En kraantje pappie is ook altijd wel lachen.quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 13:16 schreef UitStraling het volgende:
Mooi, nog muzikale pareltjes ontdekt?
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
quote:
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Nee, totaal niet. Al was Guus Meeuwis wel grappig om te zien. En kraantje pappie is ook altijd wel lachen.
In zo'n setting is het wel lachen hoor.quote:
Op
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Je weet toch wat voor muziek ik luister he?
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Ik plaag je maar, ik zou dan wel extra veel bier drinkenquote:
Je weet toch wat voor muziek ik luister he?
Wat denk je dat ik heb gedaanquote:
Ik plaag je maar, ik zou dan wel extra veel bier drinken
Al was het van alles door elkaar. Wat ook een bijdrage levert aan mijn kater nu.
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Lekker in koud water springen, is de kater zo verdwenen.quote:
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Wat denk je dat ik heb gedaan
Al was het van alles door elkaar. Wat ook een bijdrage levert aan mijn kater nu.
Welk water, ik heb hier geen water om in te springenquote:
Lekker in koud water springen, is de kater zo verdwenen.
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Bad vol laten lopen?quote:
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Welk water, ik heb hier geen water om in te springen
Kan, maar dan zit ik ook maar zo in bad. Liever buiten zwemmenquote:
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
In bad kun je wel naakt.quote:
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Kan, maar dan zit ik ook maar zo in bad. Liever buiten zwemmen
Hmm ja, maar dat is geen overtuigende factor voor mijquote:
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Krabt wat aan zijn boxershortquote:
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Hmm ja, maar dat is geen overtuigende factor voor mij
quote:
Laat die jongen toch lekker. 't is zijn leven.
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Buiten ook hoorquote:
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Wat een lief bericht weer, valt me vaker bij je opquote:
Sterkte priz met je herstel, veel voorspoed toegewenst
Nootje is een schat.quote:
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Wat een lief bericht weer, valt me vaker bij je op
Iemand nog wat te vertellen of zo?
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Dankje voor het leuke compliment, krijg nu een warm gevoel van binnen 😜🥰 haha. Hou je mij in de gaten want dit is toch niet jouw plekke op fok dacht ik. Klb toch?quote:
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Wat een lief bericht weer, valt me vaker bij je op
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Hahahahquote:
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Dankje voor het leuke compliment, krijg nu een warm gevoel van binnen 😜🥰 haha. Hou je mij in de gaten want dit is toch niet jouw plekke op fok dacht ik. Klb toch?
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Nee niksquote:
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Wat is toch zo, wat is er zo grappig 😜
Prof is een lieve jongen
Hahahh
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Flauw ben jij, met je mysterieuze haha. Is hij niet lief? 😜 verwarrendquote:
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Nee niks
Prof is een lieve jongen
Hahahh
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
Jawel. Echt een topperquote:
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Flauw ben jij, met je mysterieuze haha. Is hij niet lief? 😜 verwarrend
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Totdat hij nee te horen krijgtquote:
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Nee niks
Prof is een lieve jongen
Hahahh
Klb sc ja, en nee ik volg je niet specifiek, maar dit moest ik even kwijtquote:
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Dankje voor het leuke compliment, krijg nu een warm gevoel van binnen 😜🥰 haha. Hou je mij in de gaten want dit is toch niet jouw plekke op fok dacht ik. Klb toch?
Je bent zelfquote:
Ja stop maar weer met dat schijtnummer
Heb je voor mij ook een compliment?quote:
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Klb sc ja, en nee ik volg je niet specifiek, maar dit moest ik even kwijt
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Momentje van zwakte? oude bloedhond dat je er bent.quote:
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Klb sc ja, en nee ik volg je niet specifiek, maar dit moest ik even kwijt
Oh god 
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Hahahahahquote:
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Heb je voor mij ook een compliment?
😂😂😂🙈🙈
Weet niet waar je het over hebt maar heb gewoon ook een lieve kantquote:
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Momentje van zwakte? oude bloedhond dat je er bent.
Weet je meestal priema te verbergen lobbes.quote:
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Weet niet waar je het over hebt maar heb gewoon ook een lieve kant
Natuurlijk moet ook geen gewoonte wordenquote:
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Weet je meestal priema te verbergen lobbes.
Ik hou je in de gaten jongenquote:
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Ik heb nooit ontkend dat ik een hekel heb aan DTS. Ik ben geen hypocriet en ga niet anders voor doen. Als het aan mij lag was de reeks al maanden eerder dicht om verschillende redenen. En dat is verder niet relevant.
Mooi
Mooi
Dit gaat uitlopen op een fiascoquote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Niet objectief genoegquote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
En vooral ook genuanceerd genoeg
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Ok duidelijk 🐣quote:
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Klb sc ja, en nee ik volg je niet specifiek, maar dit moest ik even kwijt
'' I am under no obligation to make sense to you.''
quote:
Grapjas
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Ja allemaal leuk en aardig maar het was hier goed dood vannacht zonder dtsquote:
Ik heb nooit ontkend dat ik een hekel heb aan DTS. Ik ben geen hypocriet en ga niet anders voor doen. Als het aan mij lag was de reeks al maanden eerder dicht om verschillende redenen. En dat is verder niet relevant.
Mooi
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Ik stel voor dat jullie in ploegendiensten gaan posten om dat gemis op te vangen
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Prima toch, lekker weinig werk voor de mods.quote:Op zondag 25 augustus 2019 15:48 schreef FlippingCoin het volgende:
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Ja allemaal leuk en aardig maar het was hier goed dood vannacht zonder dts
Hopelijk kijkt Noel straks niet back in anger op zijn modschap XDXDquote:
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Ik gok erop dat het drie hele mooie dagen gaan worden.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Hm ja zo kan je het ook bekijkenquote:
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Prima toch, lekker weinig werk voor de mods.
Playstation xbox laptop televisie wekkerradio
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Moet je ook niet willen zijn overigens.quote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Zijn er maar 4 hequote:
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Hm ja zo kan je het ook bekijken
Playstation xbox laptop televisie wekkerradio
Zeg ook niet dat ik er treurig om ben.quote:
Moet je ook niet willen zijn overigens.
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
4 mods?quote:
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Zeg het ook meer voor mezelf. Dan zou ik me erg onoprecht vindenquote:
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Zeg ook niet dat ik er treurig om ben.
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Dat past niet bij jou neequote:
Zeg het ook meer voor mezelf. Dan zou ik me erg onoprecht vinden
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Allemaal extra knopjes
Het lijkt wel een ruimteschip
Het lijkt wel een ruimteschip
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Mag je nu wel door blijven snatsen?quote:
Allemaal extra knopjes
Het lijkt wel een ruimteschip
Vlieg naar je eigen planeet dan.quote:
Allemaal extra knopjes
Het lijkt wel een ruimteschip
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Dat ia een pre voor modschapquote:
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Mag je nu wel door blijven snatsen?
Hoe denk je dat haags zo veel posts kan halen
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Af en toe moet je de rust ook kunnen waarderenquote:
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Ja allemaal leuk en aardig maar het was hier goed dood vannacht zonder dts
Beetje volledig van het padje af modereren.quote:
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Mag je nu wel door blijven snatsen?
Vanwege een stoornisquote:
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Dat ia een pre voor modschap
Hoe denk je dat haags zo veel posts kan halen
Dat is wel goed voor de geest jaquote:
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Af en toe moet je de rust ook kunnen waarderen
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Moest hardop lachen maar weet niet zo goed waaromquote:
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Vlieg naar je eigen planeet dan.
Krijg elke week een packie van de zaakquote:
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Mag je nu wel door blijven snatsen?
I wanna go back with a club and attack
I wanna take to my guns and break you
I wanna take to my guns and break you
Ik ook niet, want het was totaal niet grappig.quote:
Moest hardop lachen maar weet niet zo goed waarom
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Waar komt Noëlle oorspronkelijk vandaan?quote:
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Vlieg naar je eigen planeet dan.
Ik denk omdat je het broekje van Chino nog steeds niet voor jezelf hebtquote:
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Moest hardop lachen maar weet niet zo goed waarom
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
Ik weet wel waarom 😏quote:
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Moest hardop lachen maar weet niet zo goed waarom
Zo kan je het ook formulerenquote:
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Ik denk omdat je het broekje van Chino nog steeds niet voor jezelf hebt
quote:
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Ik denk omdat je het broekje van Chino nog steeds niet voor jezelf hebt
Jullie kennen me beter dan ik mezelf ken, even mijn moeder bellen, brb.quote:
Hoi profquote:
Ik heb nooit ontkend dat ik een hekel heb aan DTS. Ik ben geen hypocriet en ga niet anders voor doen. Als het aan mij lag was de reeks al maanden eerder dicht om verschillende redenen. En dat is verder niet relevant.
Mooi
Een nog onontdekte planeetquote:
Waar komt Noëlle oorspronkelijk vandaan?
Die blijft ook voor mijzelfquote:
Ik denk omdat je het broekje van Chino nog steeds niet voor jezelf hebt
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Hey je bent eindelijk blauwquote:
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Heb je voor mij ook een compliment?
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Oniomaniequote:
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Post je daarom hier?quote:
ONZ-SC is wel echt een kweekvijver voor mods hè.
Niels, ben jij het?quote:
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Jullie kennen me beter dan ik mezelf ken, even mijn moeder bellen, brb.
I. post hier nog maar zelden, hij is overgelopenquote:
'From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.'
Naar?quote:
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I. post hier nog maar zelden, hij is overgelopen
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Naar waar?quote:
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I. post hier nog maar zelden, hij is overgelopen
ESF?
Ziet er ook goed uit.quote:
Denk eraan kinders, als je niet zondigt dan is Jezus voor niks gestorven
Keiharde porno!
Keiharde porno!
Sstquote:
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I. post hier nog maar zelden, hij is overgelopen
Maar hij is wel heel knapquote:
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Gewoon een dwangneurose gepareerd aan een laag IQ.
I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
For all who deny the struggle, the triumphant overcome
Met zwijgen kruist men de duivel
Voor een Hagenees wellichtquote:
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”
