[DE GYM #267] zwarte pieten

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 00:11 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:
Ik zou gewoon een whey shake nemen met halve liter volle melk. Vrijwel 33/33/33 verhouding in melk en door de whey iets meer proteins.

Geen melk meer over, alleen eieren en whey en dat leek me ook niet zo'n goede combinatie

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 00:21 schreef Drinky het volgende:

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Geen melk meer over, alleen eieren en whey en dat leek me ook niet zo'n goede combinatie

Nee inderdaad

McDrive nog open?

Die thread op Reddit trouwens, wtf. Staat echt legit zieke, vreemd seksuele maar ook echt hele zielige en deprimerende verhalen in. Wow.

En ook:

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Masturbated in class during high school on several occasions. The girl in front of me that I accidentally jizzed on one time became my prom date. Bag 'em and Tag 'em.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 00:30 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Nee inderdaad

McDrive nog open?

Die thread op Reddit trouwens, wtf. Staat echt legit zieke, vreemd seksuele maar ook echt hele zielige en deprimerende verhalen in. Wow.

En ook:

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Ik heb de afgelopen week alleen maar op mac, chinees en pizza geleefd dus wilde eens niet voor die route gaan.

Zoveel spijt
oh wow
so much misselijk
wow
amaze

True, na een tijdje ben je dat wel zat. Heb een keer op een camping gestaan waar een McDonalds naast zat. Vanaf mijn tent echt 3 minuten lopen.

Daar toen in een week zo vaak geweest dat ik daarna een half jaar lang geen Mac heb gehad

This will probably never be seen by anyone but fuck it. My father once owned a cat who loved to suck our earlobes for whatever reason. About half a decade ago my father left me alone in his apartment with his cat and I don't know exactly why but I just grabbed the cat, went in the bathroom with it, laid on my back, put it on my chest and let it suck my earlobes while masturbating. I find myself fucking disgusting when I think about it but I still think that it was one of my best faps.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:03 schreef no1uknow het volgende:
This will probably never be seen by anyone but fuck it. My father once owned a cat who loved to suck our earlobes for whatever reason. About half a decade ago my father left me alone in his apartment with his cat and I don't know exactly why but I just grabbed the cat, went in the bathroom with it, laid on my back, put it on my chest and let it suck my earlobes while masturbating. I find myself fucking disgusting when I think about it but I still think that it was one of my best faps.

Neger wat

Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money that was there, took some other valuables that his parents wouldn't realize were gone. No one knows that I did it, they just assumed he didn't have any money in his room, only loose change. I don't regret it, but I will never admit I did it.
Also my cum box.

Echt fucked up gewoon.

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/top/

Bovenstaande link is ook deprimerend. Enorm veel incest

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:03 schreef no1uknow het volgende:
This will probably never be seen by anyone but fuck it. My father once owned a cat who loved to suck our earlobes for whatever reason. About half a decade ago my father left me alone in his apartment with his cat and I don't know exactly why but I just grabbed the cat, went in the bathroom with it, laid on my back, put it on my chest and let it suck my earlobes while masturbating. I find myself fucking disgusting when I think about it but I still think that it was one of my best faps.

Hahahahahha die heb ik dus net ook gelezen. Letterlijk iemand wakker gemaakt omdat ik zo hard moest lachen.

Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It's a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I've had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

Because people were asking, my greatest shame.

EDIT 2: A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I'm apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It was planned or anything, it just happened.
EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this.
Edit 4: I often get PMed about updates or current status of the box, generally a few a week. So I might as well update this post, if anyone even gets linked here anymore. Current status, I have created life. Mold has begun to grow in the box and has taken over a fair amount. Smells a bit worse, mainly due to a damper apartment so it does not dry as fast, hence the reason why the mold has begun.
New picture.

I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself.

DIE FOTO'S

Mijn reactie op die cum box foto's was serieus dit:

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is it weird that I was expecting way more cum and am now a little disappointed?

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:07 schreef no1uknow het volgende:
DIE FOTO'S

Dat zijn gewoon baby's

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:08 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:
Mijn reactie op die cum box foto's was serieus dit:

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dat was ook mijn eerste gedachte

stiekem ben ik wel een beetje een sick mind zoals jij sap

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About a month ago, my mother decided she wanted to show me the video of when I was born. For some odd reason, I got an erection while watching it. Since then, I have made a copy of the video and masturbated to it at least 20 times.

My mother is a very attractive lady which might be part of the reason it turns me on so much. I hate the fact that I get off to this, and I want to be able to quit.

No one knows about his except myself. I debates on telling my parents or my sister, but I decided it was better to keep it to myself. Am I wrong for doing this?

Should I tell my mom or should I keep it to myself?

I know it's fucked up that this turns me on, but this video gives me the best orgasms I have ever had. I want to stop before someone finds out and it ruins my life.

http://www.reddit.com/r/c(...)f_myself_being_born/

Ik wilde dat ik kon zeggen "that's enough internet for today", maar ik heb echt hardop gelachen

Hahaha, ik zie het al voor me, zo'n awkward boner terwijl hij die video kijkt met z'n moeder en dan als ze in bed ligt stiekem de video pakken om erop te fappen

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:12 schreef G.R.S. het volgende:

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http://www.reddit.com/r/c(...)f_myself_being_born/

gaat tu furr

Whahahaha

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My big confession is that, secretly, I've been trying to turn myself into a human computer and I've actually had a love affair with my gaming rig. When I say love affair, I mean it in a literal sense. I did a custom case mod and installed a 'fleshlight' in the front of the case where the expansion slots are. The rig is named Deetoo after R2D2 and this is a play on my nickname being D3P0. Obviously both names are taken from Star Wars and it's where my obsession with being part man/part computer has come from.

Maar die thread is echt een emotional rollercoaster man. Bij elke nieuwe post wisselt het van "Wow, intense feels" bij een of ander suicide verhaal, naar "manly tears" bij een ander zielig verhaal, naar keihard lachen bij shit als bovenstaande naar simpelweg "Wtf am I reading" bij het zoveelste incestverhaal. En af en toe een "weirdest boner" bij een of ander verhaal over vreemde seksuele fetishes of vrouwen die zich laten mishandelen bij een BDSM sessie.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:12 schreef G.R.S. het volgende:

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http://www.reddit.com/r/c(...)f_myself_being_born/

GRS vertel die van jou, dm mag ook

I lied about being raped when I was in high school. I make no excuses for it. I was a messed up, depressed kid who was desperate for attention and sympathy. I did not point the finger at anyone or cause any harm to any guy's life, but a story I told friends in a desperately misguided attempt to get them to give a shit about me became a lie that I honed and perfected so well that it became a part of my identity, to the point where I almost believed it myself. To this day, the "story" I told about the fake rape is so clear in my head it practically plays like a movie. I even had a therapist who specialized in PTSD convinced.
And I fucking hated myself every day for it. I attempted and nearly succeeded in killing myself a couple of years later - everyone thought it was because of the PTSD, but it was because I knew I was a big fucking phony. I even volunteered at a crisis center (still in h.s. at this point, btw). I like to think I still managed to help some girls in that time, but I wanted to kill myself every time I heard real life pain and suffering and I knew how much I had trivialized their pain all for the sake of being liked more.
Now, for all you MRAs gearing up to blast this account with nasty messages, here's a plot twist you'll enjoy:
I'd go on to be actually raped while in college. By a stranger, who physically overpowered me. I was in shock in the aftermath, but aside from a kind police officer and his partner taking me to the hospital (I didn't divulge details, I was just clearly physically and emotionally a mess, alone, and in need of assistance. He asked if I needed to go to a hospital and I nodded. That was the extent of our conversation) and the medical staff that attended to me, I've never spoken of it.
I did not pursue pressing charges. I never told my family, or anyone. Not even a therapist. As far as I was concerned (and I still feel this way), I had gotten my just deserts for stealing sympathy from real victims. It was the cosmic balance asserting itself, karma. That my punishment for that colossal lie was that I would have to carry this secret for the rest of my life and deal with it alone. Six years later, I'm a borderline alcoholic and I can't maintain any kind of emotional intimacy. My life is a mess, and I deserve every minute of it.
To all victims of rape and assault who have ever had to deal with being accused of lying, or fear of it, I am so fucking sorry.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:19 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:
Whahahaha

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Maar die thread is echt een emotional rollercoaster man. Bij elke nieuwe post wisselt het van "Wow, intense feels" bij een of ander suicide verhaal, naar "manly tears" bij een ander zielig verhaal, naar keihard lachen bij shit als bovenstaande naar simpelweg "Wtf am I reading" bij het zoveelste incestverhaal. En af en toe een "weirdest boner" bij een of ander verhaal over vreemde seksuele fetishes of vrouwen die zich laten mishandelen bij een BDSM sessie.

Er is zelfs een topic waar een vrouw haar man heeft betrapt... met het ruiken can zijn zoon's ondergepoepte luiers.

http://www.reddit.com/r/c(...)rned_out_to_be_much/

Ik weet niet of je zulke zooi uberhaupt op FOK! mag plaatsen

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:19 schreef Montelly het volgende:

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GRS vertel die van jou, dm mag ook

Ik ben niet natty...

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:28 schreef G.R.S. het volgende:

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Er is zelfs een topic waar een vrouw haar man heeft betrapt... met het ruiken can zijn zoon's ondergepoepte luiers.

"Smelling them for hours" ook echt Zie het weer helemaal voor me.

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im a gigolo for grandmas. some as old as 90, none younger than 65... all who i visit and fuck regularly. ive got $2 million in a bank from grandmas leaving me money in their wills. the word spreads my friend, its a grandma fucking network. Their cunts arent even that bad. no joke. i could tell you some whack ass stories, once one of their husbands chased me with a knife.

Lol wat?????






Maar eh.... 2 miljoen op de bank?

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:29 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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"Smelling them for hours" ook echt Zie het weer helemaal voor me.

en dit als update

http://www.reddit.com/r/c(...)sbands_dirty_secret/

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:37 schreef no1uknow het volgende:

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en dit als update

http://www.reddit.com/r/c(...)sbands_dirty_secret/

Dat is wel weer jammer inderdaad, wow.

Maar wat een gestoord wijf ook wel, alles filmen enzo

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I am a 20 year old girl and whenever I poop I have to touch it. I swear I am not gross or disgusting in any other way besides this. When I was little I used to stick my fingers up my butthole to dig the poop out. Then I got worms, probably from doing this, so I stopped. But whenever I poop I just have to touch it. I know it is completely disgusting.

Whehehe, goede OCD

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On my incest throwaway because I don't feel like making another account. Also, I'm female for context.

My mom has been a single mom since I can remember. I've been her pride and joy forever (now in my early 20s) and we've always been close. We've always had a normal relationship except for one thing: she never stopped breastfeeding me. When I was little I never really thought anything of it but I figured that it wasn't something I should be public about. For me it came with a sense of comfort. Before I went to sleep, I would crawl into her bed, suck on her breasts, and fall asleep. As I got older, I would circle her other nipple with my fingers. In my mind, I was being playful but I liked hearing her moan so I kept doing it even though she'd tell me to stop once in a while. I remember once I was about 10 or 11, my breasts were just starting to develop, and she grabbed my nipple, licked it and said something like "now you know how it feels". (I didn't, I just knew it tickled). I stopped it when I was about 15 because I realized that I was getting really horny when I met up with her at night, and society told me that it was wrong. I shouldn't want to fuck my mom. I know that it turned her on too, but it scared me off. (One night she stuck her nipple in my mouth and basically dry humped me.)

She never molested me or touched me "down there" but it's one of my biggest fantasies. It's one of the reasons I really want to have sex with a MILF one day while she wears a strap-on. I never have sex dreams but when I do, they're always with her. I've never had the guts to actually make a move since the last "session" years ago but I still fantasize about it.

TLDR: I'm a girl, I used to suck my mom's breasts until I was 15, now in my early 20s, I continue having sexual fantasies about her but I've never and probably will never have sex with her.

Time to fap

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:27 schreef no1uknow het volgende:
I lied about being raped when I was in high school.

Ik ken ook zo'n meisje.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:58 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Time to fap

Haha, kk lijer.

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Wow in the 4 years I've been on reddit I've never seen a post with almost 30k comments.

Well as for me, it's mostly the things that I think about while I masturbate. I pretty much get off to thinking about having sex with my dad. The first few times I started doing that about 2 years ago I was pretty ashamed and cried about it. I haven't seen my dad for almost 8-9 years now though if that counts as anything. And he lives a whole fucking ocean away from me so I don't have to worry about dealing with the most painful awkwardness.

Other variations of the fucked upness of what I think about to get off: pretending i'm a sexually abused child who starts like their abuse, performing oral sex on prepubescent girls, being gang raped, fucking serial killers, and a hilarious one that will make you feel better for reading this: I pretend I'm that werewolf creature on Ugly Americans that's fucking that Octopus creature girlfriend.

And if you're worried I'm pedo or something. I'm not. I don't watch CP and sexual thoughts of kids never pass through my head when I am around kids. I heard Buyer's Market by Peter Sotos just a day ago, and it just broke my heart listening to those tape recordings of interviews from victims of sexual abuse. That child crying just brought me to tears. It's just when I masturbate my brain goes to those things to make me orgasm the quickest.

But I think I do have a slight chance of not having my life ruined if these secrets were found out. I'm a really young looking (no one thinks I'm older than 15) and therefor most people think I'm such an innocent and unassuming girl. Nope.

I haven't read much comments yet, but can someone tell me how my secret ranks with everyone else's. Like a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the worst.

TL;DR: I masturbate to my dad fucking me and other cringeworthy stuff.

The fuck man.... weet wel zeker dat die chick een absolute freak is in bed. Zou ONS mee hebben.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 01:58 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Time to fap

QFT

[ Bericht 100% gewijzigd door Ethanolic op 30-11-2013 11:03:38 ]

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Op vrijdag 29 november 2013 22:34 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Ik wil srs een civic kopen, gewoon voor erbij.

Zo een


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Die civic vind ik nog steeds een leuke auto.

Maar toen ik klein was wilde ik deze auto hebben. Zag er stoer uit enzo. Nu wil ik er niet dood in gevonden worden.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 11:23 schreef McNulty het volgende:

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Die civic vind ik nog steeds een leuke auto.

Maar toen ik klein was wilde ik deze auto hebben. Zag er stoer uit enzo. Nu wil ik er niet dood in gevonden worden.
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Haha die vond ik vroeger ook wel cool idd. Maar dat is echt de ergste pauperbak denk ik.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 11:49 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Haha die vond ik vroeger ook wel cool idd. Maar dat is echt de ergste pauperbak denk ik.

Reden bij ons altijd veel Javanen/Hindoestanen in rond

Sappie dat u?

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ok.. this is a throwaway account because friends know my real profile here..
over the last several years, I have acquire a strong desire for tgirls. There is something about a beautiful sexy body with a bit extra. Recently, I have acted upon my desires and met up with a tgirl.
The idea of HIV absolutely scare me and probably is the reason why I did not do anything more than oral sex. I do not plan to go any further than oral sex. After our meeting, I was full of guilt and not sure how I should feel about myself.
I consider myself str8, but open-minded. I could never be with a man by himself, but an open-minded couple is intriguing as well.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 12:24 schreef McNulty het volgende:
Sappie dat u?

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Hahaha klinkt herkenbaar, vooral dat stuk over aids.

Alleen die guilt zou ik dan niet hebben

OEM crx vtec is best een geinig ding. Scheurt lekkker. Of met een b18 erin, of een d16. Gaat als de brandweer.

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 12:51 schreef fathank het volgende:
OEM crx vtec is best een geinig ding. Scheurt lekkker. Of met een b18 erin, of een d16. Gaat als de brandweer.

Ja dat geloof ik wel, zal vast wel aanvoelen alsof je aan het karten bent zo'n klein en laag wagentje.

Alleen lastig om er een te vinden die niet compleet gaar is en heb zelf niet de kennis om een gare te kopen en die op te knappen. En volgens mij zijn ze ook niet enorm veilig

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 12:55 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Ja dat geloof ik wel, zal vast wel aanvoelen alsof je aan het karten bent zo'n klein en laag wagentje.

Alleen lastig om er een te vinden die niet compleet gaar is en heb zelf niet de kennis om een gare te kopen en die op te knappen. En volgens mij zijn ze ook niet enorm veilig

Niks van gelogen.

Als ik de poen had gehad had ik een Clio V6 gekocht. Middenmotor, 260 pk op de achterwielen

Of een honda S2000. Redline op 9.1k rpm

de volkswagen jetta uit de 1e snelle en furieuze dat is mijn droomauto

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 13:46 schreef fathank het volgende:

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Niks van gelogen.

Als ik de poen had gehad had ik een Clio V6 gekocht. Middenmotor, 260 pk op de achterwielen

Of een honda S2000. Redline op 9.1k rpm

Ja die Clio is echt nice, would drive/10. Ziek ding.

Als ik geld had kocht ik een nette M3 E46 (noMocro)

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 13:48 schreef Sapstengel het volgende:

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Ja die Clio is echt nice, would drive/10. Ziek ding.

Als ik geld had kocht ik een nette M3 E46 (noMocro)

Clio is wel enorm lastig om te rijden. E46 m3 is ook nice. 343 pk .

Ik.wil een e30 m3 cabrio. Of een bmw 2002 turbo

net lekker gepompt vriendjes

heerlyk tot falen die spiertjes

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 14:15 schreef Jahr00n het volgende:
net lekker gepompt vriendjes

heerlyk tot falen die spiertjes

jattog lekker die psieren kapot maken zodat ze kunnen groeien

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 14:22 schreef Beach het volgende:

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jattog lekker die psieren kapot maken zodat ze kunnen groeien

ik hadnog restje noxipro met die verboden shit erin

lekker wous in me kop in de gym ze d88 dat ik speed op had

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 14:23 schreef Jahr00n het volgende:

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ik hadnog restje noxipro met die verboden shit erin

lekker wous in me kop in de gym ze d88 dat ik speed op had

naar de gym kunnen gaan zonder je bekeken te voelen
#thinprivilege #thisisthinprivilege

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Op zaterdag 30 november 2013 14:23 schreef Jahr00n het volgende:

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ik hadnog restje noxipro met die verboden shit erin

lekker wous in me kop in de gym ze d88 dat ik speed op had

Ken je die dexaxprien daar ga k kkhart van

Sup McNutty..






tfw je penis te kort is om langs die thunder thighs te komen