quote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 18:37 schreef bobbernaut het volgende:
http://www.reddit.com/r/I(...)amily_owned_zoo_ask/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMMIGE REACTIES
quote:OH MY GOD YES. Funniest shit eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Our male spider monkey wanks it ALL the time. The female spider monkeys play with there business too. They have elongatted labia and enlarged clitoris..soo it is pretty damn easy to see them play with it.
Well it depends on what they are doing. We had someone spit at our llamas, so I warned them...then I gave the llam a smak on the bum JUST so it would spit on this stupid child. It was really funny. I was like THAT IS STOMACH ACID. HUEHUEHUEHUE. We had someone who was throwing stuff at our leopard so I started throwing stuff at him...the man who owns the zoo is kinda hilarious so he doesn't give a crap.
My favourite story was some guy who HOPPED a fence and started poking our fox. I was like HI CAN WE NOT. Then gave a really descriptive description of how the fox would bite of and skin his finger. He was all like WHATEVER, ITS JUST A PUPPY NONE OF THE ANIMALS CAN DO SHIT I showed him our angry ocelot. And I was like TOUCH IT. TRY. He was like UHHH I DON'T WANT TO.
It was pretty great. I have NO tolerance for people who do stupid shit to our animals. If you fuck with them, I will fuck with you. I get SO mad.
Door die reactie had ik m idd gepostquote:
quote:Least favourite... I FUCKING HATE BULL SNAKES. I love snakes in general, I have one of my own. But NEVER have I met a bull snake that wasn't a fucking douche. I have been bitten 11 times by snakes: 9 by bull snakes, once by a blood python, and once by a boa constrictor. I hate bull snakes. They just LOOK mad. Thaaaaat or emus. Emus also hate me. We have 2 at the zoo that CHASE me when I go to feed them. People used to take bets if I would get pecked by them
De fuckquote:Oh god. We made a chicken centipede once out of extra whole frozen chickens left to feed. I peed in a cup and poured it around the lion cage to make it think another female was encroaching on its territory.
Of /r/spaceclop.quote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:34 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Allemaal fun and games tot dat je /r/spacedicks ontdekt.![]()
Het is meer de kant van reddit waar je per ongeluk komt. of als je je nieuwsgierigheid niet kan onderdrukken.quote:
Waarom kreeg ik een raar iemand aan de lijn?quote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:41 schreef MineraalWater het volgende:
Bob, Bel dit nummer is helemaal gratis. +19856552500
En niets dan liefde voor http://reddit.com/r/treesquote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:42 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Heel het SFWporn netwerk is ook leuk.
http://redditdirectory.com/11839/SFWPorn-Network
Ja. Geniale dingen af en toe. Maar meestal een circlejerk.quote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:43 schreef tuut-chips het volgende:
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En niets dan liefde voor reddit.com/r/trees![]()
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"The best informed person living under a rock" ofzoquote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:47 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Ik las laatst een comment trouwens
iets als "Being on reddit instantly makes you the best informed person that never goes outside".
Ja! inderdaad.quote:Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:49 schreef tuut-chips het volgende:
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"The best informed person living under a rock" ofzo
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