[Minecraft SC #19] jhgfdjghd slechte TT.

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 15:41 schreef Gtaboy107 het volgende:
Dat Bukkit is tof, maar ik snap er geen reet van. Ik wil een plugin gebruiken zodat ik via een portal naar een creative wereld kan. Wie kan mij helpen?

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 16:55 schreef Mender het volgende:

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Zet de Multiverse core en Multiverse portals plugin er op.

http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/multiverse-core/
http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/multiverse-portals/

En dan deze tutorials volgen:
https://github.com/Multiverse/Multiverse-Core/wiki/basics
https://github.com/Multiv(...)asic-portal-tutorial

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 17:21 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Pareltje weer.

http://www.reddit.com/r/A(...)youve_fapped/c4t7nrl

NSFW..

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 17:21 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Pareltje weer.

http://www.reddit.com/r/A(...)youve_fapped/c4t7nrl

NSFW..

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 17:21 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Pareltje weer.

http://www.reddit.com/r/A(...)youve_fapped/c4t7nrl

NSFW..

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 17:59 schreef MineraalWater het volgende:

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Heb je dat ook gezien van zo'n gast die een maand niet had gescheten?
Had hij het daarna in een bakje gedaan en gewogen

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 18:37 schreef bobbernaut het volgende:
http://www.reddit.com/r/I(...)amily_owned_zoo_ask/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMMIGE REACTIES

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OH MY GOD YES. Funniest shit eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Our male spider monkey wanks it ALL the time. The female spider monkeys play with there business too. They have elongatted labia and enlarged clitoris..soo it is pretty damn easy to see them play with it.

Well it depends on what they are doing. We had someone spit at our llamas, so I warned them...then I gave the llam a smak on the bum JUST so it would spit on this stupid child. It was really funny. I was like THAT IS STOMACH ACID. HUEHUEHUEHUE. We had someone who was throwing stuff at our leopard so I started throwing stuff at him...the man who owns the zoo is kinda hilarious so he doesn't give a crap.

My favourite story was some guy who HOPPED a fence and started poking our fox. I was like HI CAN WE NOT. Then gave a really descriptive description of how the fox would bite of and skin his finger. He was all like WHATEVER, ITS JUST A PUPPY NONE OF THE ANIMALS CAN DO SHIT I showed him our angry ocelot. And I was like TOUCH IT. TRY. He was like UHHH I DON'T WANT TO.

It was pretty great. I have NO tolerance for people who do stupid shit to our animals. If you fuck with them, I will fuck with you. I get SO mad.

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:05 schreef AlDieWillenteKaaprenVaren het volgende:

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Least favourite... I FUCKING HATE BULL SNAKES. I love snakes in general, I have one of my own. But NEVER have I met a bull snake that wasn't a fucking douche. I have been bitten 11 times by snakes: 9 by bull snakes, once by a blood python, and once by a boa constrictor. I hate bull snakes. They just LOOK mad. Thaaaaat or emus. Emus also hate me. We have 2 at the zoo that CHASE me when I go to feed them. People used to take bets if I would get pecked by them

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Oh god. We made a chicken centipede once out of extra whole frozen chickens left to feed. I peed in a cup and poured it around the lion cage to make it think another female was encroaching on its territory.

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Op maandag 28 mei 2012 19:34 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
Allemaal fun and games tot dat je /r/spacedicks ontdekt.