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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:57 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:

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Ja die is leuk die roze vast ook wel dan

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:57 schreef Flippiee het volgende:

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Mereltje hoe gaat het met je?

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:56 schreef Boterbartje het volgende:

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2 dokken voor vrachtwagens dacht ik en ik moet daar morgen op gesprek dus dan weet ik wat ik kan verwachten!

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:57 schreef FreezePop het volgende:
Ik vind het leuk om in caps lock hele teksten te raaskallen.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:57 schreef 92Merel het volgende:

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Ik weet niet, ik twijfel...

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Wel prima.. beetje verkouden enzo maar verder goed, met jou ?

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:57 schreef Boterbartje het volgende:

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Je kan daar alleen niet teveel kloten want die eigenaar houd je in de gaten via camera

big brother 2

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:58 schreef JApieman het volgende:

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Dat blijkt.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:58 schreef FreezePop het volgende:

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Dat was geen raaskallen, dat is de waarheid. Gelezen op het internet.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:59 schreef Intronic het volgende:
14 jarige bazen die op de Universiteit zitten en een contract hebben bij Armada

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:59 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:
French manicure is ook nice altijd
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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:00 schreef 92Merel het volgende:

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Ja maar vind ik altijd zo'n gedoe om dat lijntje netjes wit enzo te krijgen

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:01 schreef Intronic het volgende:

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Recordlabel van Armin van Buuren.

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It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Rezania, woke up in a swamp. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly worried, Rezania poked a ninja star, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he realized that his beloved notebook was missing! Immediately he called his lover, Coban. Rezania had known Coban for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were saucy ones. Coban was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... funny-smelling. Rezania called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Coban picked up to a very nervous Rezania. Coban calmly assured him that most venomous koalas shudder before mating, yet legless puppies usually flamboyantly cringe *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Rezania. Why was Coban trying to distract Rezania? Because she had snuck out from Rezania's with the notebook only three days prior. It was a electric little notebook... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Rezania got back to the subject at hand: his notebook. Coban sneezed. Relunctantly, Coban invited him over, assuring him they'd find the notebook. Rezania grabbed his time machine and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Coban realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the notebook and she had to do it fearlessly. She figured that if Rezania took the neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket, she had take at least eight minutes before Rezania would get there. But if he took the Mini Cooper? Then Coban would be exceedingly screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Coban was interrupted by three selfish Pedobears that were lured by her notebook. Coban shuddered; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling relieved, she aimlessly reached for her ninja star and aimlessly poked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the magical cornfield, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Mini Cooper rolling up. It was Rezania.

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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of carrots, so he knew he was running late. With a quick leap, Rezania was out of the Mini Cooper and went scandalously jaunting toward Coban's front door. Meanwhile inside, Coban was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the notebook into a box of gerbils and then slid the box behind her rhinocerus. Coban was worried but at least the notebook was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' Coban scandalously purred. With a careful push, Rezania opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some clueless spite-toting jerk in a homemade car,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Coban assured him. Rezania took a seat excruciatingly close to where Coban had hidden the notebook. Coban belched trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Rezania was distracted. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, Coban noticed a abrasive look on Rezania's face. Rezania slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Coban felt a stabbing pain in her ear when Rezania asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the notebook right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A insensitive look started to form on Rezania's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dangerous oil-soaked rags from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Rezania nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Coban could react, Rezania recklessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The notebook was plainly in view.

Rezania stared at Coban for what what must've been three days. In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, Coban groped surreptitiously in Rezania's direction, clearly desperate. Rezania grabbed the notebook and bolted for the door. It was locked. Coban let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Rezania,' she rebuked. Coban always had been a little funny-smelling, so Rezania knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Coban did something crazy, like... start chucking wolverines at her or something. Giggling like schoolgirl, he gripped his notebook tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Coban looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Rezania. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame seven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Rezania. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Coban walked over to the window and looked down. Rezania was gone.

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Just yonder, Rezania was struggling to make his way through the fanstic pumpkin patch behind Coban's place. Rezania had severely hurt his double chin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Pedobears suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the notebook. One by one they latched on to Rezania. Already weakened from his injury, Rezania yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Pedobears running off with his notebook.

But then God came down with His clever smile and restored Rezania's notebook. Feeling relieved, God smote the Pedobears for their injustice. Then He got in His pimp fresh, candy-painted 'Lac and blasted away with the fortitude of 200,000 South American hissing sloths running from a teensy pack of 3-legged wallabies. Rezania vomited with joy when he saw this. His notebook was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in six minutes his favorite TV show, Holland in da hood, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet unborn fetus'). Rezania was thrilled. And so, everyone except Coban and a few unborn fetus-toting man-eating capybaras lived blissfully happy, forever after.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:01 schreef coban het volgende:
REZANIA WAAAAAT

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WTFFFFF

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:57 schreef 92Merel het volgende:

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Ik weet niet, ik twijfel...

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Wel prima.. beetje verkouden enzo maar verder goed, met jou ?

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:58 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
Flips kom we gaan gewoon naar Australië.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:01 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:

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ik doe het gewoon zonder stripjes plakken beetje dr op smeren zo klaar altijd

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:01 schreef coban het volgende:
REZANIA WAAAAAT

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WTFFFFF

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 19:59 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:
French manicure is ook nice altijd
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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:02 schreef Flippiee het volgende:

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Hetzelfde op verkouden na

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Ja graag

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:03 schreef Boterbartje het volgende:

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maar dit kan alleen in frankrijk ?!

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:03 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:

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Ok zeg maar wanneer dan boeken we ticket.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:04 schreef 92Merel het volgende:

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Ja, net als French Kissing.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:06 schreef Oceanview het volgende:

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Net zoals de Franse stokbrood.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:05 schreef Flippiee het volgende:

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6 Januari 2012

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:08 schreef FreezePop het volgende:
Australie dat ligt toch in de zee xD?

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:10 schreef Oceanview het volgende:

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seker wel xd

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:08 schreef Intronic het volgende:

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:03 schreef Boterbartje het volgende:

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maar dit kan alleen in frankrijk ?!

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:11 schreef FreezePop het volgende:

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lol als juh daar op vekansie wil moet je wel ver swemme xdDD

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:11 schreef coban het volgende:
Turkije ligt toch naast Amerika?

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:04 schreef 92Merel het volgende:

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Ja, net als French Kissing.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:12 schreef Intronic het volgende:

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Natuurlijk niet liefie.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:12 schreef 92Merel het volgende:
Welke film zal ik kijken?
- Jane Eyre
- Paul
- Water For Elephants
- Win Win
- Hanna
- Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows deel 1
- Insidious

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:11 schreef Flippiee het volgende:

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Als die emo.gif jegens patje of mij was, dan ga ik huilen. En als ik ga huilen dan zijn de rapen gaar.

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:12 schreef Boterbartje het volgende:

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iEL wAT iS dAT?

En Croissant, dat kan ook alleen in La France!

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:12 schreef Oceanview het volgende:

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nee gwn met google maps staat vanself pak jet ski fso xd

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Op maandag 26 september 2011 20:13 schreef Oceanview het volgende:

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Schrijf ze op een blaadje, scheur alles apart en grabbelen.