Tot morgen
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."
"Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
Welke film ?quote:Op dinsdag 11 januari 2011 12:36 schreef Id_do_her het volgende:
"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!"
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegasquote:
Clerks
Full Metal Jacket
Cool mooi beginquote:
[..]
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Clerks
Full Metal Jacket
Beste scene ooit!
Idd 1 van de bestequote:
Henry Hill, Goodfellas.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
dit hele stukje
Geweldige film sowieso.quote:
B. I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
The Big Lebowski.
Walter is een held.quote:
"You see what happens Larry?! Do you see what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ASS?!"
[ afbeelding ]
The Big Lebowski.
(Sin City)
The same thing that happens to everything else."
Prachtig geschreven.
[ Bericht 23% gewijzigd door schijffie op 11-01-2011 16:01:42 ]
Maar zooooo zwak uitgevoerd in de film.quote:Op dinsdag 11 januari 2011 13:49 schreef schijffie het volgende:
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."
Prachtig geschreven.
quote:Mark Whitacre: When polar bears hunt, they crouch down by a hole in the ice and wait for a seal to pop up. They keep one paw over their nose so that they blend in, because they've got those black noses. They'd blend in perfectly if not for the nose. So the question is, how do they know their noses are black? From looking at other polar bears? Do they see their reflections in the water and think, "I'd be invisible if not for that." That seems like a lot of thinking for a bear.
Wow die is echt domquote:
-Oh, not tonight Bishop... not tonight!
SPOILERV for Vendetta
skitterend
It is because I'm so fucking smart, that I make smart people feel like they are retarded!
En natuurlijk diverse stukjes uit ScarFace.
The Third manquote:In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Airplanequote:Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
uit ''Whatever works'' ?quote:
idd geniaal
Mijn Avatarquote:
quote:Op dinsdag 11 januari 2011 17:05 schreef Weissman het volgende:
[..]
uit ''Whatever works'' ?
idd geniaal
jonge!!!! boklul, uit Apocalypse Now toch mên!Jammer dat het zo lastig is om die scene te begrijpen zonder ook de rest van de film gezien te hebben.quote:
[..]
* Beelzebufo heeft een gloeiende hekel aan oorlogsfilms, maar Apocalypse Now (en Full Metal Jacket) zijn zó gruwelijk goed...
Dat personage was echt geniaalquote:
En sowieso Nicholson in het algemeen.quote:Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Good will hunting
quote:Now, did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see. I know, I know you must think that I'm, you know, you must think I'm pretty sick or somethin', you know, you must think I'm pretty sick. Right?
quote:
die scene met het verhaal over codes kraken en de rest is oook geniaal...
[ Bericht 58% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 12-01-2011 07:20:48 ]
[ Bericht 57% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 12-01-2011 07:19:46 ]
quote:
niet te vergeten "the fuck you-monologue" uit the 25th hour...
SPOILER(Monty walks into the bathroom. He looks in the mirror. In the bottom corner, someone's written Fuck You!)
Monty: Yeah, fuck you, too.
Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
Monty: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
(He takes a breath and tries to rub away the words.)
2.40 minuten
Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck.
And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.
........
im a man now except I dont look like a faggot and talk all educated
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
![[Great Movie Scenes] Scent of a Woman - Ending Speech](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nqsf0XynGz8/2.jpg)
- Robert Downey Jr.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
- Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski
En natuurlijk deze
That rug really tied the room together
En met wat eraan voorafgaat, wordt die scene werkelijk briljant:quote:
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... Fuck off!
Sowieso die hele film.
Rocky.
quote:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... Fuck off!
Sowieso die hele film.
.Mooie scenequote:I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
quote:"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we've made here today."
'Play it again Sam.'
"Sixteen."
"Ha, they'll be bringing 'em straight out of the cradle next year."
en je avatar:quote:
"I am the master of the clit, remember this fucking face? Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit WORK. Noone rules the clit like me, not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there, I am the clit COMMANDER. When it comes down to business, here's what I do. I pinch it like this, OOH you little fuck, and then I rub my nose..."
An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade
. Gone with the windtoday's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's . Amelie
Dat is dan ook wel meteen de meest verkeerd aangehaalde quote ooit.quote:
Casablanca met de bekendste filmquote die nooit is gezegd :
'Play it again Sam.'
Grappig hè Beelzebufo
"Any particular kind of gloves?"
"Yes, fawn!"
Glenngary Glen Ross:
"Who told you you could work with men?"
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. (kan geen fatsoenlijk filmpje vinden)
Private Jackson: Sir... I have an opinion on this matter.
Captain Miller: Well, by all means, share it with the squad.
Private Jackson: Well, from my way of thinking, sir, this entire mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources.
Captain Miller: Yeah. Go on.
Private Jackson: Well, it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare.
Captain Miller: Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe. Continue, Jackson.
Private Jackson: Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen.
Private Reiben: Oh, that's brilliant, bumpkin. Hey, so, Captain, what about you? I mean, you don't gripe at all?
Captain Miller: I don't gripe to *you*, Reiben. I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on, and so on. I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that as a Ranger.
Private Reiben: I'm sorry, sir, but uh... let's say you weren't a captain, or maybe I was a major. What would you say then?
Captain Miller: Well, in that case... I'd say, "This is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir, worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover... I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down my life and the lives of my men - especially you, Reiben - to ease her suffering."
Lost - seizoen 2
Jack: I need to know who he is.
Sarah: It doesn't matter who he is. It just matters who you're not.
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Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The White Rabbit.
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Alice: Oh!
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Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.
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Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" But what does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "S - wee - t!" What about mine?
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
[ Bericht 81% gewijzigd door AartBakkebaard op 13-01-2011 13:59:03 ]
"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Not all of it..."
Ook mooi.
''The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.''
Jonny Depp in the Libertine
(note: wat vind hebben, niet de mooiste maar wel quotes die mij bijbleven.):
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Maximus (Gladiator 2000)
I'll have what she's having
When Harry met Sally (1989)
Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".
Forrest Gump (1994)
Don't mention the war.
Basil Fawlty (1975)
quote:
Ook maar 'ns input leveren met quotes die ik wel wat vind hebben
(note: wat vind hebben, niet de mooiste maar wel quotes die mij bijbleven.):
I'll have what she's having
When Harry met Sally (1989)
Rocky Balboa.
Natural born killers
The Shawshank Redemption
"He's just.... institutionalised."quote:
"Get busy living or get busy dying"
The Shawshank Redemption
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
quote:When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet rips the sky, and the Holy Roman Empire rises, then you and i must die. From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till man exist no more...
The Omen. (1976)
Ik heb die film nooit gezien, maar er schijnt een vrouw in voor te komen die zegt: "Ik was zojuist mijn doos aan het scheren".
Pussy
Fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiit!quote:
Welke films reken je daartoe?quote:
Veel liefhebbers van cultfilms op Fok
Zou de beginscene van Der himmel uber berlin daartoe gerekend kunnen worden? Is ook een redelijk mooie monoloog. (understatement)
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door Cantona_No.7 op 14-01-2011 02:33:00 ]
Ok. Ik zit op jouw lijn. Maakte alleen een verwarring tussen cult en arthouse. Maar een deel van cult is arthouse, arthouse is niet per definitie cult, deel is bagger. My bad.quote:
Big Lebowski
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smocking Barrels
Snatch vind ik nét geen cult meer trouwens. Ook al is ie gaaf
“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner”,
"It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
"Police Psychiatrist: I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother. "
dit dusquote:
en
Dat deze nog niet is geweest
Kan geen video vinden maar deze van Casino:
Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
al jaren mijn ondertitel...quote:What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
topfilm!
quote:Let's go
Terry: I thought you hated the theater?
Calvero: I also hate the sight of blood, but it's in my veins.
Serenity De hele film Serenity is quotable wat mij betreft. Maar dat ligt ook aan de acteurs.quote:Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
[Mal suspects Inara is being forced to lure them into a trap]
Kaylee Frye: But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all were watching I take it?
Kaylee Frye: Yes?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is Mal?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.
Zoë: Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.
One, our hopes for recalling the 843rd bomb wing are quickly being reduced to a very low order of probability. Two, in less than fifteen minutes from now the Russkies will be making radar contact with the planes. Three, when the do, they are going to go absolutely ape, and they're gonna strike back with everything they've got. Four, if prior to this time, we have done nothing further to suppress their retaliatory capabilities, we will suffer virtual annihilation. Now, five, if on the other hand, we were to immediately launch an all out and coordinated attack on all their airfields and missile bases we'd stand a damn good chance of catching 'em with their pants down. Hell, we got a five to one missile superiority as it is. We could easily assign three missiles to every target, and still have a very effective reserve force for any other contingency. Now, six, an unofficial study which we undertook of this eventuality, indicated that we would destroy ninety percent of their nuclear capabilities. We would therefore prevail, and suffer only modest and acceptable civilian casualties from their remaining force which would be badly damaged and uncoordinated.
Muffley:
General, it is the avowed policy of our country never to strike first with nuclear weapons.
Turgidson:
Well, Mr. President, I would say that General Ripper has already invalidated that policy. laughs
Muffley:
That was not an act of national policy and there are still alternatives left open to us.
Turgidson:
Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, the truth is not always a pleasant thing, but it is necessary now make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless, distinguishable post-war environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
Muffley:
You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.
Turgidson:
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr Strangelove
Off All the gin joints in the World
Casablanca
Melde Gehorsamst, er brennt nicht.
(Schtonk! vanaf 1:30, hilarisch leuk)
( Deze kan ik niet beschrijven, dit moet je zien en horen, Uwe Ochsenknecht als hitlerdagboek vervalser Kujau die tot Hitler wordt)
Ik kan de scene niet vinden, maar
Gummipuppen???
Uit The Longest day
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?"
Yuri Orlov: "There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
"No. Have you?"
Aliensquote:Maurice 'Maury' Levy: You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You are
stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off the culture of drugs...
Omar Little: Just like you, man.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Excuse me? What?
Omar Little: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
quote:Omar Little: Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.
"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
John Nash die zijn Nobelprijs-winnende ingeving krijgt in "A beautiful mind".quote:If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no one likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid.
Gisteravond maar weer 'ns gekeken, blijft een meesterlijke film qua verhaal, acteurs, muziek etc.quote:
Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".
Forrest Gump (1994)
Dale Denton: Why?
Saul: ...Cause I'm in the dumpster already!
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.
Dale Denton: [smells the marijuana] Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
Bad Lieutenant!quote:
shoot him again, his soul is still dancing!!
quote:Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.
film? niet echt, maar wel vol potentiële quotes, check de eerste 5 minuten
The lovely bones.
Is mij toch al een jaar bijgebleven.
(Kitty zit net in de menopauze en zit hierdoor in de put)
Red: We still have Eric. He's sort of a baby.
I can make him cry if you want.
quote:
'n goeie net in That 70's Show:
(Kitty zit net in de menopauze en zit hierdoor in de put)
Red: We still have Eric. He's sort of a baby.
I can make him cry if you want.
"Where are you hiding, little girl?"quote:
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De hele film Serenity is quotable wat mij betreft. Maar dat ligt ook aan de acteurs.
In de serie zitten ook hele goede quotes, waaronder die in mijn signature.
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film? niet echt, maar wel vol potentiële quotes, check de eerste 5 minuten
quote:There are 127 uses of profanity in the dialogue segment of the video (which is under 4 minutes), including 44 uses of the word fuck. This averages to more than one use of profanity every two seconds.
quote:(Obscenity count, done just for shits and giggles: "nigger," 43 occurances; "motherfuck(er|ing)," 26 occurances; "fuck" (excluding the above), 46 occurances; "shit," 16 occurances.)
(Two homies roll along the street, one driving and one talking. The driving one is bald, has a moustache, is wearing a white undershirt, and looks Hispanic; the one talking is black, but has long wavy hair and a plaid shirt.)
Homie 1: How about we find some motherfucking bitches, old man? Nigger, I'm horny as a motherfucker, nigger, you know what I'm saying?
Homie 2: I don't give a fuck, holmes.
Homie 1: I don't give a fuck neither, motherfucker. Gonna be finding some bitches, man.
Homie 2: I don't give a fuck!
Homie 1: All right, motherfucker, we need to find us some hos up in this motherfucker, man, for real! You know what I'm s nigger, man, what the fuck is you slowing down for, nigger? Drive this motherfucker! Move! Roll, nigger, damn! We ain't getting nowhere
Homie 2: Man, fuck you, holmes.
Homie 1: We'll get nowhere, man, driving like a little
Homie 2: Fuck you, holmes!
Homie 1: driving like a little bitch, man, you ain't driving Miss motherfucking Daisy, nigger! Just roll, nigger, shit! Man, I get tired of rolling with your slow ass, nigger, just roll, man! ... Some nice ass, oh, look at some bitches right there, oh, hell, yeah! Nigger, let's roll. It's on, motherfucker, yeah, nigger. Damn, I just can't wait, man, nigger horny as a motherfucker, man, dick all hard, nigger, i'm ready to fuck, nigger, straight up, nigger! I'm ready to get my groove motherfucking on, you hear me, nigger? Nigger
Homie 2: Man, fuck you, holmes!
Homie 1: Nigger, quit slowing this motherfucking ride down, nigger, what's wrong with you, fool? Nigger, something wrong with your motherfucking feet? Nigger, drive this motherfucker, man, just get the fuck to where we got to go, nigger!
Homie 2: I don't give a fuck, holmes!
Homie 1: Damn! What the fuck going on up in this bitch? Let me play my shit, nigger! It's my motherfucking tape up in this bitch. Shit. (Homie 1 puts in some slow hip-hop groove music. Trivium: The bass line for this music is the same as the bass line for the Windowlicker song itself, only at half the speed.)
Homie 2: Man, I don't give a fuck.
Homie 1: Man, shut the fuck up, nigger! You get on my motherfucking nerves, nigger! (looking out the side of the car) Oh, shit, hey, nigger, hey. Hey, hey, m hey, man, turn this motherfucking car around. Hey, turn this motherfucker around, fool! Oh, shit, aw, yeah. Oh, it's on, nigger. It's on up in this motherfucker, man. Nigger, nigger, come on, man.
Homie 2: All right, fool. (Homies pull up to two hoochies standing on the curb.)
Homie 1: Hey, what's packing, bitch?
Homie 2: Damn!
Homie 1: What the fuck going on up in this motherfucker?
Hoochie 1: Ooh, not your broke ass, nigger!
Hoochie 2: Ooh!
Homie 1: Why don't you two meet us in the car? Let's go! Oh, come on, girl, why you got to be broke, girl? What's happening? (I can't really tell what he's saying here; someone please enlighten me.)
Hoochie 1: Why, 'cause you ain't got but some broke trash-basket, you simple-ass fool, coming up, talking that shit to me!
Homie 2: What, what shit are you confused like that for, bitch?
Homie 1: Nigger, slow your roll, you just drive, nigger! (turning back to hoochies) Girl, you can get in, you can sit right here on my motherfucking lap, and let's roll. 'Cause it's party n
Homie 2: Damn.
Homie 1: Hey, nigger, slow down, nigger, hold on, man, let me do this shit, just sit down!
Homie 2: I didn't say nothing, fool! What?
Homie 1: Girl, go on, get in this car, girl, we can have a good time, handle our business.
Homie 2: Good loving, fool!
Homie 1: Nigger, just shut the fuck up, nigger!
Homie 2: Shit, you shut the fuck up, holmes.
Homie 1: Girl, go on and get in the car, girl, so we can handle this business, girl. You make a nigger wanna fuck, girl. Get on in the car
Hoochie 1: Say what? You ain't got shit coming!
Hoochie 2: Nothing.
Hoochie 1: You ain't got shit coming.
Hoochie 2: Not a motherfucking thing.
Hoochie 1: How do you think I'm gonna talk to you with your fake-ass jewelry?
Hoochie 2: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hoochie 1: You can't even have gold?
Homie 1: Hey, girl, y
Hoochie 1: I mean, what can you do for me?
Homie 1: Girl, what the f Girl, what the fuck are you talking about, broke? You see something broke about this, girl? (holds up his necklace)
Hoochie 1: Keep rolling. You ain't got nothing to offer me but your broke ass. And take your mama's car home, nigger.
Homie 1: Man, stop trying to diss me, ho! There's no trying to diss me, girl, I'm a player, girl, for real. Player, player, girl!
Homie 2: Man, shut the fuck up, fool.
Homie 1: Man, would you shut the fuck up, man?
Homie 2: Shut the fuck up, fool.
Homie 1: Let me handle this business, man.
Homie 2: Man, fuck you, holmes.
Homie 1: We ain't gonna get no pussy riding with your broke ass, nigger.
Homie 2: Man, fuck that. I don't give a fuck.
Hoochie 1: Nigger, you ain't gonna get no pussy no way! Don't nobody want to talk to your broke trifling ass. Look at you! Nigger, look at your hair!
Homie 1: Aw, girl, don't talk about my motherfucking hair, no the fuck you didn't talk about my hair. (Raucous laughter from hoochies.) Bitch, fuck you, girl!
Hoochie 1: Look at his hair! Nigger, you need to get something done to your shit. That's right, that's what I said, nigger! You ain't about shit, and your hair ain't neither.
Homie 1: Bitch! Don't be acting like no fucking stuck-up ho, like you're from Beverly Hills or some shit! Go on, get in the car, and let's roll.
Homie 2: Man, what you talking about, holmes?
Homie 1: Fuck you hos. Don't be putting your motherfucking nose up in the air, bitch!
Homie 2: Man, fuck that, bitch!
Homie 1: Hey, nigger, slow down, nigger!
Homie 2: Man, fuck this bitch, holmes!
Homie 1: Girl
Homie 2: Girl, don't buy that!
Homie 1: Man, slow your motherfucking roll, fool!
Homie 2: Who do you think she is?
Homie 1: Slow your roll, nigger!
Homie 2: Go away, man, let me talk to her. Go away, go away.
Homie 1: Let me handle this. Let me handle this. Girl, go get in this motherfucking ride, get in the fucking car, and let's roll and do this shit. Nigger, you slow down and let me do this shit.
Homie 2: Man, fuck you, holmes.
Homie 1: Girl, we want to fuck, you know what I'm saying? Get on in the car, we'll get some liquor, and go get it on, girl!
Hoochie 1: You simple-ass niggers just better roll on.
Homie 1: Look, we ain't never gonna get no pussy because of your stupid-ass mouth, man. Shut the fuck up, man. Man, fuck that bitch!
Homie 2: This is you, man. 'Cause you can't get no play, motherfucker. No, none of it, you can't get no motherfucking play. You can't (At this point, the Longest Limousine Ever crashes into their car. Hilarity ensues and Richard D. James gets all the women he wants.)
[ Bericht 70% gewijzigd door Beelzebufo op 18-01-2011 11:57:25 ]
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'n goeie net in That 70's Show:
(Kitty zit net in de menopauze en zit hierdoor in de put)
Red: We still have Eric. He's sort of a baby.
I can make him cry if you want.
Zo ontzettend puur en echt, geweldigquote:Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
'Next one.'
Uit Network (1976)quote:I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
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quote:Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
quote:Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to think it through.
- Chasing Amy.quote:I love you. And no, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I'm in love with you. Very simple, very truly. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you're willing to consider. But I need to say it. I just can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my amazement for everything you are.
And I know this will probably queer our friendship, no pun intended, but I have to say it, because I haven't often felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But it gets harder letting the days go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which, judging from your face, is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment. And if there's even a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too.
All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. There isn't another soul on this fucking planet that makes me half the person I want to be when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if you don't want to talk to me anymore after this, please know that I am changed because of who you are and what you mean to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
Misschien wel de meest oprechte liefdesverklaring die ik in een film gezien heb
[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Splackavellie02 op 18-01-2011 13:23:28 ]
**SPOILERS**
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: [in the house on the beach] I really should go! I've gotta catch my ride.
Clementine: So go.
Joel: I did. I thought maybe you were a nut... but you were exciting.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed too. NOW I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do.
Clementine: Well I came back downstairs and you were gone!
Joel: I walked out, I walked out the door!
Clementine: Why?
Joel: I don't know. I felt like I was a scared little kid, I was like... it was above my head, I don't know.
Clementine: You were scared?
Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation.
Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah, you said "so go." With such disdain, you know?
Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry.
Joel: It's okay.
[Walking Out]
Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one.
[Joel comes back]
Clementine: Bye Joel.
Joel: I love you...
Clementine: Meet me... in Montauk...
De muziek bij het laatste gesprek maakt het zo'n verschrikkelijk mooie scene.
Deze is ook echt extreem baas!quote:
Topmateriaal! Rocco!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. They need you.
Col. Hans Landa: You will be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Naw, I don't think so. More like I'll be chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
Die film heb ik liggen, en moet ik nog steeds een zien, maar dit klinkt toch vooral erg afgezaagd en vooral sneu.quote:
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- Chasing Amy.
Misschien wel de meest oprechte liefdesverklaring die ik in een film gezien heb
Kijk hem toch maar. In de context van de film vond ik het geweldig. Daarnaast is dit een van de betere Kevin Smith-films.quote:
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Die film heb ik liggen, en moet ik nog steeds een zien, maar dit klinkt toch vooral erg afgezaagd en vooral sneu.
En de 2 quotes in mijn sig natuurlijk.