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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 21:44 schreef YellowBlacks het volgende:

Dusk Till Dawn - Full Pussy Scene

Pussy

Fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Yippee Ka Yeey MotherFucker

Veel liefhebbers van cultfilms op Fok

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Op vrijdag 14 januari 2011 01:38 schreef Cantona_No.7 het volgende:
Veel liefhebbers van cultfilms op Fok

Welke films reken je daartoe?

Zou de beginscene van Der himmel uber berlin daartoe gerekend kunnen worden? Is ook een redelijk mooie monoloog. (understatement)

Big Lebowski
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door Cantona_No.7 op 14-01-2011 02:33:00 ]

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Op vrijdag 14 januari 2011 02:19 schreef Cantona_No.7 het volgende:
Big Lebowski
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smocking Barrels

Ok. Ik zit op jouw lijn. Maakte alleen een verwarring tussen cult en arthouse. Maar een deel van cult is arthouse, arthouse is niet per definitie cult, deel is bagger. My bad.

Snatch vind ik nét geen cult meer trouwens. Ook al is ie gaaf

"A tiny net is a death sentence, 'cause it's a net and it's tiny."

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

"Police Psychiatrist: I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother. "

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Op dinsdag 11 januari 2011 12:38 schreef Haque het volgende:

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya

Say What Again!!

dit dus

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Dat deze nog niet is geweest

Kan geen video vinden maar deze van Casino:
Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

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What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

al jaren mijn ondertitel...

topfilm!

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Let's go

Uit Limelight:
Terry: I thought you hated the theater?
Calvero: I also hate the sight of blood, but it's in my veins.

Serenity

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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

[Mal suspects Inara is being forced to lure them into a trap]
Kaylee Frye: But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all were watching I take it?
Kaylee Frye: Yes?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is Mal?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

Zoë: Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.

De hele film Serenity is quotable wat mij betreft. Maar dat ligt ook aan de acteurs.

Turgidson:

One, our hopes for recalling the 843rd bomb wing are quickly being reduced to a very low order of probability. Two, in less than fifteen minutes from now the Russkies will be making radar contact with the planes. Three, when the do, they are going to go absolutely ape, and they're gonna strike back with everything they've got. Four, if prior to this time, we have done nothing further to suppress their retaliatory capabilities, we will suffer virtual annihilation. Now, five, if on the other hand, we were to immediately launch an all out and coordinated attack on all their airfields and missile bases we'd stand a damn good chance of catching 'em with their pants down. Hell, we got a five to one missile superiority as it is. We could easily assign three missiles to every target, and still have a very effective reserve force for any other contingency. Now, six, an unofficial study which we undertook of this eventuality, indicated that we would destroy ninety percent of their nuclear capabilities. We would therefore prevail, and suffer only modest and acceptable civilian casualties from their remaining force which would be badly damaged and uncoordinated.

Muffley:

General, it is the avowed policy of our country never to strike first with nuclear weapons.

Turgidson:

Well, Mr. President, I would say that General Ripper has already invalidated that policy. laughs

Muffley:

That was not an act of national policy and there are still alternatives left open to us.

Turgidson:

Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, the truth is not always a pleasant thing, but it is necessary now make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless, distinguishable post-war environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.

Muffley:

You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.

Turgidson:

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.


"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr Strangelove

Off All the gin joints in the World
Casablanca

Melde Gehorsamst, er brennt nicht.
(Schtonk! vanaf 1:30, hilarisch leuk)
( Deze kan ik niet beschrijven, dit moet je zien en horen, Uwe Ochsenknecht als hitlerdagboek vervalser Kujau die tot Hitler wordt)

Ik kan de scene niet vinden, maar
Gummipuppen???
Uit The Longest day

Van Wilder: "You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."





"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?"


Yuri Orlov: "There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"

"Have you ever been mistaken for a guy?"
"No. Have you?"

Aliens

Geen film, maar deze zijn wel erg goed:

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Maurice 'Maury' Levy: You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You are
stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off the culture of drugs...
Omar Little: Just like you, man.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Excuse me? What?
Omar Little: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

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Omar Little: Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders.

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If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no one likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid.

John Nash die zijn Nobelprijs-winnende ingeving krijgt in "A beautiful mind".

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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 19:00 schreef Iemand91 het volgende:

Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".
Forrest Gump (1994)

Gisteravond maar weer 'ns gekeken, blijft een meesterlijke film qua verhaal, acteurs, muziek etc.